Midland High School - Middies Yearbook (Midland, IN)

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MlDlAND'S FIRST BASKETBML TEAM I920 FRONT ROW: Left to right, H.C. Beckwith Cteaclierl, Lloyd Drake, Vestal Nlclntosh, Lawrence Ellis, Lewis E Goodwin Cteacher and principall. SECOND ROW: Olin IVIicl1ael Cdeoeasedl, Thomas Gardner, Bert Hawtin Cdeoeasedl, Ogle Smith Cdeceasedl, Loren Ellis. CBasketball trunks and letters were made in the Home EC. Department. lVIrs. Grace Pope, deceased, was the instructor.7 Compliments of IVIAX PIRTLE Store for lVIen DR, HARRY ROTIVIAN Linton, Indiana

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Nov Dec Jan. Feb. SCHEDULE Hyniera L 84 lVI Bowling Green Switz City Jasonvi l le Cory Coalinont Dugger Worthington Eastern Clay City Ereetloni Oaktown Sanclhorn Vincennes C Gosport Jasonville Carl isle Lost 56 49 69 59 83 75 68 IXII I EJ L A IXI ID SE' q'.',l 'll' Best Wishes Class of '62 Greene County Farm Bureau Co op g fl Q 'Q Retail Farm Supplies and Grain Phone 659 3303 Phone 207 Svvitz City Worthington

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CLASS PROPHIECY Orman First Man on Moon Sergeant Dean Orman, one of Midland High graduates has brought fame to his school by being the first man on the moon, Sergeant Orman blasted off from Vicksburg Air Base because Colonel Jesse Ellis ac- cidentally stumped histoe on the button. Fortunately, Ellis fell into themissile with Orman. lt is not known when or how they will return. Heavy Weight Champion Trainer Retires from Active Duty Heavy weight champion of the world, Wilma Wogoman, retires from ring. She plans starting a training center for under- sized, weakling men. Minister Returns from Far East Rev. Charles Klein, a well-known Bap- tist minister, has just returned from Tibet, where he was teach ing and preach ing to the natives. He has brought back three or four orphan children. Mr. Avery Hays Stabbed Mr. Avery Hays was admitted to the Mid- land Medical Memorial Hospital today, aft- er his wife, the former Deanna Mears, stabbed him in a quarrel about mother-in- law. His condition is listed as serious. Possum Hollow Fiddlers Marianne Humphreys and her Possum Hollow Fiddlers, featuring Linda Miller playing the sweetest washboard this side of Lattis Creek, are booked for a month's run in Ma Brady's Corner Store. Quintuplets Born The stork market paid big dividends to Mr. and Mrs. Jim Mattox, the mother be- ing the former Ruth Trusty. Their names are Fayette, Susette, Annette, Lorette, and Gillette. Waterboy Makes Winning Basket Paul Stone , waterboy forthe G lobe Trot- ters, made a winning basket when the op- posing team threw the ball to Paul by ac- cident. The basket broke the tie and the score was then 64 to 62. We see that Paul's technique is iustas good as it was when he played center forthe Midland Mid- dies. School Marm, Stopped by a Cop--Loses Temper Doris Wall, famed school marm, after being stopped by apoliceman, was asked, Don't you know what a raised hand means? She replied saying, Of course, l'm a schoolteacherf' Twister Sharon Dickey, famous forbringing back the twist from the 60's, is appearing with Charles Jacob on American Bandstand this coming week. Operator Requested a Favor Mrs. Smith, chief operator, has asked that the townspeople stay on the line not morethan two hours. She can't getall the gossip when she's so busy. Hensley's Love Lorn Column DearAunt Mary: I am a trained nurse and have fallen deeplyin love with my patient He is a millionaire and 95 years old. The only reasonl won't marry him is thatl don't This is the prophecy of the class of 1962: Now you know what each will do When this school year is through, Now listen carefully and we'll give you a clue, We are only kidding with you, We know our prophecy isn't quite true, But we wish our seniors good luck all the way through. want people to think that I married him for his money. What shall I do? Mabel Letsinger Dear Mabel: See a psychiatrist. Wire your patient's name and address to me im- mediately. Dear Aunt Mary: l'm drinking to forget a woman who is driving me out of my mind. Now l have forgotten who she is. What shall I do? Jerry Landis Dear Jerry: Wire S25 and we'll think of something to do. Advertisements If you feel badly, get Dr. Clet Gabbard's Goody - Woody-Gizzard Pills. Cut rate prices, we bury our mistakes. Tim Hays Mortuary Motto: Plant you now--Dig you later. Dealers in good used shrouds. Second- hand coffins, as good as new, not much wear and tear. Choice of inlaid coffins, pine boxes or orange crates. Use our lay away plan. Tom Cullison Ballistic Tom Cullison says, lfyou feelthat you can no longer live with your husband or wife, get your guns cleaned in my shop. Charming Channing's Dainty Tiddie Didie Laundry. We get to the seat of your troublesf' Bottom prices. Who Dunit Detective Agency l have found everything but The Lost Chord, and The Missing Link. Hus- band watching a specialty. Bernice Mit- chell, Operator.