Middletown Township High School - Odranoel Yearbook (Middletown, NJ)

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THE 1926 ODRANOEL IMS will xxf' E, the Senior Class of 1926 of Middletown Township High School of the iq county of Monmouth, and State of New Jersey, in full possession of a crammed N5 t .9 mind, well trained memory and almost superhuman understanding, do make and publish this our last will and testament, hereby revoking and making all sg.-Win! Y former wills or promises by us at anytime heretofore made, or mayhaps care- Q,-iii,-.rf : ll? ' :- mf, . f-, J FJ.: if T lessly spoken, one to the other, as the thoughtless wish of an idle hour. We hereby direct that our funeral services shall be conducted by our friends, well wishers, and our superintendent and his ever competent faculty. FIRSTLY: WVe give and bequeath to the beloved faculty, who have been our instructors in all the wisdom of the ages a sweet and unbroken succession of restful nights and peaceful dreams. SECONDLY: To this same faculty, all the amazing knowledge and startling information that we To have furnished them. Mr. Lloyd and Mr. Redcay, our beloved superintendent and advisor, our sincere affections, our deepest reverence, our heartiest gratitude and the whole unlimited wealth of our eternal memory. To the school we bequeath that great old School song that we composed and may they use it as their Alma Mater forever. To our Class advisor, Miss Pennington, we give the profound admiration and ever enduring friendships of the Class of 1926 in individual as well as collectve manifestation. To the Junior Class we give, Firstly: Our place of honor to be Filled as ably as it was in '26 together with our U. S. History and Problems of American Democracy books. Secondly: The right to sell candy. Thirdly: To your class officers, the business ability of the members of our organization. To To Mr. Gillam, a second year shorthand class as brilliant as his last one. Miss Pennington, a small hardware store so she will be prepared, in the case of an accident with Dixie Bell. To Miss Zanes, a patented car that will dodge gas stations. To Miss johnson, a printed book of all the oral themes given in the last year. To Mr. Posten, an enlarged picture of the 1926 Debating picture to take West with him: and a road map showing the shortest and most direct route from the west. To Miss Filler, a crank for that Ford because a self starter won't work forever. To Miss Stepp, a map of Atlantic Highlands including First Avenue. To Mr. Blood, we return the laboratory equipment that Sam Posten had swiped. To Mr. Redcay, a larger vocabulary to be used instead of that one terrible phrase, VVhere's your excuse ? To Mr. Lloyd, the Belford Citizens' Bank so he will be able to supply all the home run sockers with his usual dollar giftp To Mr. Barton, a small trailer to cart around his brief case. To Miss Beatty, as intelligent a class in Review Subjects as the class of '26. To Mrs. Miller, a new method in marking report cards without red ink. ' To Mary Gill, Ida Hildebrand's gift of gab. To Ada Fentpn, a book on how to become a Metropolitan Opera Star. 'Io Charles Hesse, a few lessons on snow plowing. To Thomas Kilcullen, a new G string for his fiddle. To Miles Murphy, an enlarged copy of the picture of the faculty of 1926. To Fred Merriman, a pair of roller skates to help him get home from Middletown. To Carlyle Howard, our congratulations for being married so young. To Larry Scott, a few lessons to improve his singing. To Elizabeth S'chnoor, her brother's drag with a certain person of the faculty. To Verna Helmuth, a movable drugstore so she will always have her compact. To Helen Hendrickson, a few lessons on, How to apply lipstick. To Robert Stokes, Ida Hildabrand's executive ability as president of next year's Senior Class. To Leon Stout, Tommy Mulhern's business ability to be exercised on next year's Senior Class. To Nan Leonard, a little more of Robert's friendship. Last comes the one thing hard to part with. To our successors we must leave our places in the hearts of our advisors, and we do hereby constitute and appoint the said Principalsole executor of this, our last will and testament. In witness whereof, we the class of 1926, have to 'this our will, written on one sheet of parchment, set our hands and seal this second day of June, one thousand nine hundred and twenty six. CLASS or 1926. 31

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THE 1926 ODRANOEL A new Asbassador to China has been appointed by President Thomas Mulhern. This new ambassador, William' McPhee, was a former classmate of the president. James McGough will be a professional jockey. It is certain his weight does not tax the horse very much. Horrors! a train accident! And the engineer is Harold Meeker. Do you sup- pose the Hagman, Matthew Mullin, could have gone to sleep on duty? They are fortunate to have Dr. Reva Neimark so near. Samuel Posten, an undertaker, thought this would be the source of a pair of shoes for baby, but he is mistaken this time. ' lbiargaret McClain, the thrill lover, will make a trans-Pacific flight as aviatrix of the ZX 5. Later she will attempt to Hy over Mt. Etna. i It is surprising to know what the members of a class are going to be. Reverend Robert Runyon will be assigned to the Belford church for the coming year. At the Capitol Theatre in Leonardo, Margaret O'Keefe is seen every night, patiently fulfilling her antics as program girl. Roy Schaeffer will be the winner of the beauty contest held at Atlantic City. He will be awarded a gold loving cup, and the title of All-Jersey's Most Handsome Man. A more capable, earnest missionary than Louise Palmer, cannot be found. She will do wonderful work in the Far East. l Minnie Phraner will be popular at Leonardo High School as Physical Training instructor. As coach of the Yale football team, Otto Schnoor will produce the best team that Yale has ever had. Helen Quast is going to be the companion and maid of a well-known society woman and will travel in Europe. Norbert Simpson is in training at the Naval Training Station at Norfolk, Va., and will sail soon for Africa. ' Palmistry will have a great attraction for Lucille Rothenberg. She will read the palm to raise money to help educate the orphans. . - lVIany compliments have been given to Orrin Soule, the chef, for the delicious dinners which are served at the Majestic Hotel, Atlantic Highlands. The Girl Scouts under the direction of Captain Ethel Rowlands will do re- markable welfare work. Ruth Sias will be employed as the stenographer for Honorable Russell John- ston, the new U. S. Supreme Court Justice. ' Anna Stava will return to Leonardo High School and teach U. S. History and Problems of American Democracy. l have been told that George Uhrig is fond of athletics and I see him as pitcher for the Yankee's Baseball team. Mary Teaney will be a Commercial Art Designer. Her work will occupy a prominent place in the Metropolitan Museum of Art, Belford, N. One of the elevators in' the Majestic Hotel at Atlantic Highlands will be op- erated by Mildred Thomas. Frank Waldman will give exhibits showing the strength of a human body. One of the Congresswomen from New Jersey will be Elsie VanNess. She will be an advocate of clean politics. Ottilie Wilson will make a very proficient stenographer for President Thomas Mulhern. Few people will imagine Wilson Miller as a biologist, but that is what he will be. lVIary Hailstork will be renowned for her candy kitchen at Los Angeles. James McPhee will be conductor of the Harmony Orchestra which will play for Victor records. I have now told you the future of each member of the class of 1926. Many more people are waiting for Minerva to answer their questions so she must leave you. I am wishing you all success. 30

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