Michigan State University - Red Cedar Log Yearbook (East Lansing, MI)

Text from Pages 1 - 230 of the 1910 volume:

G Ieason A Hen g ,-l U VEIITISING SECTIUY ,WW L -- ,V M ., ,cs . ,Si 1' . A I f- -' s Q' . 'i is ,.js-leaf ez e IT If- A Q, fiiii ' 1 '.'-'f',-E355 5 J I - Q' r Copyright I9IO The House of- Kuppenheimer Chicago Spring Attraction s? The woods are full of 'eml So's our Store! There are our handsome Spring Suits at SIS, 318, S20 or 525. Can't beat 'em. Then our natty Spring Over- coats and useful Raincoats at 515,518 to 525. Attractive Negligee Shirts- new patterns, 50c to 53. Blossoms in Spring Neckwear, 50c to 51. All these and many other at- tractions await your call. UCONNUR 4 an 1 CALL AND SEE US IN ' ' OUR NEW Crnzens QUARTERS T onsor1a1 Parlors International , , EVERYTHING Pl1bI1Sh1I1g Ngyv C0 UP-TO-DATE Crouse 81 Lamerson Ottawa Street E. MICHIifZFjEXETSUE E' . l IH '.lfli l'lNfXG SECTION ' Established in Business 1893 Our growth has been steady since that time. We take pride in being reliable, and to be reliable we must be con- servative. If in doubt as to what is the best, call on us. Guns, Revolvers, Fishing Tackle, Base Ball and Tennis Supplies, Golf and Gymnasium Goods. 325 WASHINGTON AVENUE, SO UTH We Are Now in Position To show you the latest styles in Spring and Summer Furnishings. We study the wants of college men and assure you of our desire to please you in every re- spect. We are making some snappy suits at low prices. ' ELGIN MIFFLIN DOC BOVEE Fits ALL the Students' Glasses IL Eyes examined free. Also sells the best Cameras and Photographic Material. CI. Develops Plates and Films, and prints your Pictures. II Rents Cameras. LOOK FOR DOC Everybody Knows Him ti ??!S.J 4 .lIH'1u'li'TlSTXG SISCTIUX City National Bank LANSING, MICH. OLDEST AND LARGEST BANK IN LANSING Interest Paid On Savings Accounts. B. F. DAVIS, President E. F. COOLEY, Vice P ident F. j. HOPKINS, Cashier Mo T LL COLLEGE students wear nifty furnishing goods. We are carrying one of the most carefully selected lines of men's haber- dashery and hats in the city. Such well known makes in our hat department as Stetson's and Knapp-Felt, rec- ognized the country over as par excellence in Hatdom Heid caps, Columbus shirts. Criterion cravats, Con- queror hose in silk and lisle. A careful inspection of our stock is earnestly solicited. THE TOGGERY SHOP MOREHEAD 84 VVARNER 118 South Washington Avenue The Mills Dry Goods Co. Two Stores, LANSING-MASON Over Thirty Years in the County oUR sPEc1ALT1Es SILKS, DRESS GOODS, LINENS, HOSIERY, CORSETS, UNDERVVEAR, EMBROIDERY, GLOVES, FANCY DRY GOODS AND NOVELTIES A long acquaintance with the best makers and best methods Mrs. A. A. Abrams FI E MILLI ERY 226 Washington Ave. S. Auto. Phone 112 --l1ll'lflfI'lSl,X'U N1-JCTIOX 5 BELL PHONE 374-L AUTOMATIC 349 E07-209 SOUTH AVE. RODUCER OD PRINTING Men ,S ear Specialist in College and Society .....Printing..... Corner Michigan Ave. and East St. LANSING, MICH. Hart, Schajfner Ei Marx Clothes SPALDING SWEATERS and JERSEYS HEID CAPS IMPERIAL HATS Ask Any Man in Town THE E. B. COLE CO. INTERIOR DECORATORS ' AND FURNISHERS Our Contract Department will gladly Estimate and Show Sketches for Partial or Complete Decorations for Societies, Lodges, Churches and Residences, including Plain and Decorative Painting, Wall Papers, Draperies, Carpetings, f Rugs and Special Furniture. 1---W 112-114 MICHIGAN AVENUE WEST Coliseum Roller Rink Open Morning, Afternoon and Evening Largest Grower of Cut Flowers in City Artistic Floral Work and Decor! t J. A. BISSINGER Florist Both Phones 616-624 North Capitol Ave. . I II I 'EHTISI XG SECTION HROUGH an air of distinction and elegance, we can express the best there is in you. We can make your clothes bespeak class and preserve individuality. We can give personality a chance. You want such clothes. Let us make them for you. Elnhn L5vrrmz1nn'5 511115, T AILORS 218 Washington Ave. N. ENGRAVED CARDS RUBBER STAMPS FINE STATIONERY LOOSE LEAF BOOKS FILING CASES ALLEN PRINTING CO. 111 GRAND AVENUE SOUTH PRINTING AND OFFICE SUPPLIES B II Ph 1094 LANSING, MICHIGAN Automatic Phone 4006 H. A. WooDWoRTH Sz soNs SHOES 115 NORTH WASHINGTON AVENUE E515 S15 CHAS. A. CREYTS sU1Ts 15 ovERcoATs or Less RA1NcoA'rs I 3516.50 and 318.00 Values Nothing More Correct Furnishings, Hats Sz Caps ALSO CUSTOM TAILORING 015 S15 n rinnell Bros. MICHIGAN'S LEADING MUSIC HOUSE Manufacturers of the incomparable GRINNELL BROS. PIANO, an instrument of the highest artistic excellence. Exclusive State Agents for the famous STEINWAY, SHONINGER, STERLING and other high grade pianos. EDISON PHONOGRAPHS, VICTOR TALK- ING MACHINES. All sold on easy payments. EVERYTHING IN THE REALM OF MUSIC' Lansing Branch: - 219 WASHINGTON AVENUE NORTH TI-IE WOLVERINE By Class 1911 of the Michigan Agricultural College c t Cf'?J5?:J fs' d i f Q? Q 0 N-f X 0 Vt? vd 5 il 1 E H , QQ '. + T un ' i f 1927 IA' , 2- gg, A '-J ' A im 9 R552 -,IDX I, a .L I X . 'V 1 -'. I IH IJ IJ SI I'0 XYILLLXM JAMES ISICA I. OSH LIFE HAS I3IiI'IN A IUNSI XXI IN SPIRATIOX T0 THIC WI UI' IHI'I MIVHIIIAX AIIiIlIf'I'IfI'I'II XI I UI I I I I FUR MOIIIC THAN I'0II'I'X X I XI S THIS WIIINICIIINI IS IlIISI'IiI I'I'I'I.I,Y lllilllf XII ID William James Beal, Ph. D., D. Sc William James Beal, Ph. D., D. Sc. Roosevelt has said that a man, to be truly great, must add something to the world's knowledge during his life. As we look about us for such a man, who is more prom- inently in the foreground than Dr. Wfilliam James Beal? A glimpse of Dr. Beal's early life will show us that it was his own ambition that placed him in his present position of greatness. He was born at Adrian, Michi- gan, March 11, 1833, of Quaker parents. His boyhood days were spent on the farm and his early training was very limited. VVhen asked what his early ambition was, he said, Study was a bore because of incompetent teachers and my special ambition was to hunt squirrels and ducks and to build dams in brooks where I put in waterwheels and mills, but now the planning and care of the Botanical Gardens is better than fishing and hunt- ing for me. V VVhen seventeen years old he entered the Raisin Val- ley Seminary and completed the preparatory course in 1855 at the Lodi Academy at Lodi, Michigan. On Oc- tober first of the same year he entered the classical course at the University of Michigan and in 1859 re- ceived the degree of A. B. in this coursc. In 1861 he entered the Laurence Scientific School of Harvard University and received the degree of S. B. in Latin in 1865. He was instructor of Natural Science at the Howland Institute from 1865 to 1868, during which time he was granted the degree of A. M. by his Alma Mater. In 1868 he was called to the University of Chi- cago where he was made Professor of Botany. He held this position for two years and spent the summer giving lectures at M. A. C. In 1871 he accepted a position as Professor of Botany and Horticulture at this college. In 1881 he added Forestry to the curriculum and also started the Botanical museum of which he is curator. The departments which were under his supervision re- quired more and more attention because of thc increase in the number of students and in 1902 the divisions of forestry and horticulture were made departments, each with a competent head. This left Dr. Beal in a position to devote his whole time to his chosen profession and he has worked with untiring efforts in the interest of, not only his own department, but of all others as well. Wfhile Dr. Beal's time has been occupied in teaching he has found time to launch a number of prosperous organizations. IVhile at the University of Michigan he became a charter member and the Hrst President of the XI Chapter of the Zeta Psi fraternity. In 1881 he became thc first president of the Society for the Pro- motion of Agricultural Science, and in the same year he was president of the Michigan State Teachers' As- sociation. In 1888 he was the first president of the As- sociation of the U. S. Experiment Station Botanists. In 1887, through his agitation, the State Legislature provided for the organization of a Forestry Commission and Dr. Beal was appointed its first directorg and when Michigan forestry shall have attained the measure of success which is Worthy of the cause, Dr. Beal's name will occupy the greatest historical prominence. Now that Dr. Beal is to give up his active life at M. A. C. and enjoy a rest which he so well deserves we hope that some of the quaint sayings which have been drilled into his students may be developed into hook form and then the Xvorl d can know the value of Dr. Bealls Keep on Squintingl' policy. Preface. To schoolmates, to faculty, to friends, and to the alumni of the Michigan Agricultural College, the class of 1911 extends greetings with tl1is book. lispecially to those men who have gone out from M. A. C. into the world of stru0'O'le and -tehieyement, do we offer hearty :wh ' good wishesg for to them is the fame of their Alma Mater entrusted, and by their deeds is her work attested. After careful consideration we decided to name this book The YVolyerine.', In the way of kindly request, we ask those who succeed us in the publication of other triennials to adopt this name and make it permanent. Wve feel a great indebtedness togthose who by contri- bution and in many other ways made this publication a possibilityg and we take this opportunity to thank them all. ln the pages which follow We have endeavored to eateh and store a true portrayal of eharac-teristie M. A. C. life. May the photographs of friends recall pleasant hours of eomradeship. May the Jokes and effervescent wit remind the Old Grad of the half f0l'Q'0ff011 inci- dents of his own college days. May the book, lying closed ou the table. serve as a constant reminder that there is an M. A. F.: and opened. may it interest you and reinterest you by its reflection of her life-throbs. , ... 1 Y Board of Editors. 4 ll. l'0l,I.IXHXYUOD, V. li. IJNIJICMAX, lb. IT. NVOOD, V. W. Mc-KIBIEIN, li. II. SBIITII, Art Iimlitor. Idlemry Editor. .XSSiSllUll .Xmlverlising xl2lll2IgICI'. .XllYQI'liSi1lg Nlzmzlger. Assistant .Xrl Iirlilor N. VAN IIHHNIQ, ll. XV. SIMSH, .l. G. IIAYS, fi. I..'DIMMIi'K, I-Idilor-in-1'l1i0I'. Business Mzlllagcr. Ilumorous limlilor. Assistant lidilor-in-l'hiQf. II. S. IIVSSICLT., Nl. A. KICIDZII-I, Bl. IS. l'l'INNlNli'l'0X, IC. Bl. IiHl'If'. H. ISACON. I. .I. t'0I'll'l'lll1iHT sislzml liusinoss Blalluger. Vlnss Iidilor. Society lirlilor. Ilislorizm. .Xssislant IIIIIIIUITHIS limlilor. .Xlhlclic Iiditor. A Hash of the Wolverine Board. Thru the dry, hot, parehed desert lltlllhed at earrai- VAN. The parrty arll seemed gary amd MARY enough, all but one GUY. He rode, muttering to himself in disjointed words aiand DIMM 'lUKtus. He wats in deep grief, for he hard taken at flyer in the market with all his Ciliill on all sure thing, aind haul lost it alll putting up Mlllltiins. Still he might ll2lY1' sawed his BAVUX toward the laist hy RlTSSEliliing up a few eopeeks aimong his frieiuls to tide him over, hut his long-loyed sweetheairt haul proved faiithless auul haul thrown him down when she heaird of his impending poverty. So he haul lost alll interest in life aind haul resolyed to die. He haul eome from alll the luxuries alnd eaise of the f'flll'l' HIIIGHT into the merciless desert. The terrihle sun haul SCi'0RCi'Hecl him, the dry winds haul withered him, hut still the Gods for alll his Vfllililxlil YVOOD not gralnt him ohliyion in death. He wars fill, TN llXvSIl2lll' of paissing on, when raiising his eyes he saiw the traxil haul left the plalin aind they were wind- ing up al mountalin. Sinister joy showed in his eyes. He did ai hau'k Hip off his heaist over the edge of ai high Clilltlld, aind wais lost to sight in the HAYS helow. So he aittaiined his end. lVO0ll117t thait hold you for ai while? .f TA Reaction. Oh, ai mol. of H:SO+. And ditto of Zn S. got sore, They mixed it for falir, And polluted the aiir, lVhere alll haul heen plealsaint hefore. We Hope So. Steward, reading at notiee: '4Baise hall prauztiee try-- out to-dary on the drill grounds att 2 o'eloek. All 1ne11 report in suits ais fair as possible. If A main, looking up art some hrieklayers at work, should rec-eiye at hit of mortair in the eye, do you think he would he mortilied? 0 r, if .X ma1n's llalsall orgain should heeome rosy als the re- sult of halrd drinking, would it he eorreet to speaik of him als, just El little nosegalyl Or, if- .X smaiall hoy should hit all main on the ealrr with ai po- taxto. do you think he would he irritated? Or, if- A retired type-setter should lose alll his money aand should return to his old ioh. would it he a eleair ealse of reversion to type? 37 77 i Hort. student tmusinglyl: Hfieee whiz! don't al hot- hed feel good to ai eold-fralme on ai winter night. though? 7? l'rof. Kedzie: All suhstauu-es whit-h tatste strong aind smell loud, sueh airs horse-raulish, mustard, ete.. eontaiin sulphur. Voice I: How about limhurger Cheese? Kedzie: mllhat is not ai naiaturail suhstatnee. lllhait gairden did you eyer see limhurger Cheese growing in Z Voiee ll: 'cldeer gairden.', Jonathan Lemoyne Snyder, Ph.D., LL.D George Welton Bissell, M. E. A thoroughly technical nian with the broadniinded- ness and culture of a scholar. A happy combination of good sense and good will that wins a place 111 the hearts of all with whom he comes 111 touch. Thomas Charles Blaisdell, Ph. D. All men have a mission. Some men feel the respon- sibility of their mission to a much greater extent than others. Dr. Blaisdell is ot' this number. An optimistic believer in the gospel of hard Work, and a practitioner as Well. A nian ot the upward trend. Robert Sidney Shaw, B. S. A. One of the few big men who stays a man. He has been mistaken for a janitor, for a farm-hand, and for a short-l1o1'n, and yet at second glance no one ever failed to see or feel his power. Dean Shaw says some- thing every time he talks, and everybody listens. 'i, ,,,n-,,Qi Warren Babcock, B. S. A man with a few kinks in his walk, but never a kink in liis brain. He looks you square in the eye when he talks, and a square deal follows. A peculiarly broad- minded man with a clear, logical way of stating facts so that no one misunderstancls. Modestly successful in all. Maude Gilchrist, A. M. Few women are original educators. Fewer women have the exeeutive ability to oope with the problems of it eo-educational institution. Dean Gilchrist has both of these essential quztlilioations. She is an all- rouncl woman, in at position to help in the flevelopinent of better American woinunhood. Arthur R. Sawyer, B. S., E. E. W. Lloyd Loage, B. sc., M. A. Here are two inen who devote their thought to sei- enee. Prof. Sawyer does business in a business-wav. He thinks, and thinks in this eenturv. A inzui-lirm in his eonvietions, but not above argument. The clevelopnient of this institution during the past ten years is a glowing tribute to the ability of our 4'PreXy. Ten years ago this school had an enrollnient of 528 students with a faculty of 52. In 1910 We have an enrolllnent of 1,506 with over 100 professors and assistants. And all of this has been accomplished in the face of constant adversity. Addison Makepeace Brown, A. B. Secretary of College. Secretary Brown is a man who never neglects courtesy in businessg a inan Whose eharaoter bearns from his countenance. He is very sensitive to duty and is always just. He has a depth of thought and if he has troubles, they are hidden by that all-pervading smile. Wilbur Olin Hedrick, Ph. D. Dr. Hedrick never loses an opportunity for argu- ment. He is able to arrive at definite and sound oon- olusions, but is always open to eonviotion, and is tol- erant of the opinions of others. A teacher who never oeases to be a student-fair-minded toward. all and progressive. r Frank Stewart Kedzie, M. S. 1l'1'11l'es5oi' Keclzie is least 11111le1'st11o1l by the l'1'1-sl1- 1111-11, and best liked by those who liiimv l1i111 best. H1 sc-lclmn sliews the SillilC1ll',S path with roses, but he has their iiiterest close at heart. A Clieinist, a sclmlaig 21 XV01'li01', a l'1'lC11Ll. a111l ll111i'o11g'l1 at f,'Zll'l1 occupation. B William James Beal, Ph.D., D.Sc. A ytilllll at seventy-seven. An inlluenee during l'11i'ty years of life at M. A. C. A living example of a l1a1'1l-w111'lii11g' 1113111 in love with his Work. A homely, simple. but powerful pliilosophy in all lie says. An 11l1Se1'vv1'. Zlll investigator, an teacher. One of the few l Q'l'l'Zll' 1111111 with wl111n1 it has been our privilege to associate. Rufus Hiram Pettit, B.S A soientilio man who hasn't forgotten how to laugh out loud. Prof. Pettit has a thorough knowledge of almost every branoh of soienoe, and particularly of his own. He radiates good cheer. He enjoys life and aims to make every one else enjoy it. An extremely modest man witlr a keen sense of humor, and a dis- ciple of good-will toward all. -1...-1. k..A .. Lieut. G. M. Holley, M.S. Lieut. Holley has been here but a year, but we all know him. He vvon our admiration and respect from the very beginning. He is a thorough military man, reasonable and courteous in carrying out his duty. He enters into coliege life and activities with a spirit which is bound to make him a favorite among the students. James Fred Baker, M.F. Business is the word that guides the life of Prof. Baker. He vvorks and works until it becomes con- tagious, and his students vvorli. His every action breathes of the strenuous, rugged work of the for- ester. A man fully in accord vvith his hurry-up age. i G l r-4 Q Chester L. Brewer. Some day We may forget our brilliant athletic suc- cesses under the leadership of Coach Brewer, but wo never Will forget the man Brewer. He is a Wonder- ful athlete-proficient in teaching all branches of ath- letics, but still more proficient in turning out manly men. His presence on the athletic field is an inspira- tion to the highest and most honest efforts that men are capable of. A fair, square man who counts every person in this institution his friend. Pearl MacDonald, AB. Miss MacDonald teaches us the Value of a smile, and her smiles, like herself, are simple and unaffected, they are meant for all. A teacher who has solved the prob- lem of treating students as equals Without losing any of the respect or dignity which a teacher must possess. Charles E. Marshall, Ph.D. ln Dr. Mzusliull we have every inark of ix true sei- entist. He is slow to arrive at conclusions, but firm in his well-fou11ded eoiivietioiis. A big 1112111-e11g1'ossed in his work, but still 1110113 Concerned with profound huinan syiripafliy. A, serious-inindefl, conscientious 1111111 who goes to the very bottoin of things. 9 C , .4 I.. K a Joseph Alexander Jeffery, B.S.A. lYe do not have to be told that Prof. Jeffery has sound eharaeter. lVe see it in his ooiiiitenanoe and feel it in his voice. He is EL 1111111 with a profound sense of dmv, and a true manlv oonee Jfion of doinff Good which . 7 .V 1 C9 'CB seeks no open 1'6XY2l1'd. Mrs. Linda E. Landon. A woman truly in the right place. Her character reveals itself in a friendly smile for all, a kindly greet- ing, and eeaseless attention to our wants. She com- bines friendliness, culture, and broad-mindedncss in such a manner as to make for herself a place in the heart of every student. Walter Bradford Barrows, S.B. A man who lives doubly Well on account of his great love for nature. His temperament peculiarly fits him for his chosen work. A scientific man who has the faculty of making his study and research popu- lar and interesting to all. A quiet, unassuming man -full of good thought and information. A nature student of the new school. Herman Klock Vedder, C.E. A true teacher. His presence in il Class-roorn com- inands respect from every student. Every moment of the class-hour is devoted to clear-Cut, logical teach- ing,-tlle kind that leaves one with the satisfaction of lmviiig really acquired soinething worth while. Stern and exacting when it will do most good, but allways z1f'l'z1lrle and courteous. Elida Yakeley. She knows all about us. She keeps the reoords of our scholarship and knows when and how to tell us about our standing. Always H1111 and business-like, but also always genial and ready to serve. A truly competent business-woman. Seeing the Campus in a Rubberneck Wagon. Hither! Hither! Ladies and Gents! Take a trip to the Campus of the Michigan Agricultural Vollege! See the sights of the swellest Vampus of the lf. S. AJ Oldest State College!-Help the fat party in there, Jake. Room for one more big one, or two little ones! XVho's tl1e next? Come! Co-XVhatar'yetryin' to do there, fellow? lf you wanta get aboard this craft get on by the gang plank! Pay as you enter. and don't try to climb over the back fence. Hey, Jake! Gather in this woozy gent here and help him in. Guess he's lost his compass and canit navigate rightf, 4'Aw right, f'ap. ln you go, Si. No. Madame, he ain't drunk. .lust sort of light-hearted. thatis all. Aw right. f'ap. she's erankedf, All right. Jake. leter llickerli' Ylvith one simultaneous muscular effort. .lake bounded into his seat. jammed one Xo. Sl onto the clutch, the other onto the horn bulb, jerked open the sparker, bit oil' a hunk of natural leaf, clawed frantic- ally at a couple of levers,-and we were off. Cap, the megaphone man, stood up in front and howled lustily concerning the scenery, but the terrific speed at which we were traveling. the deafening noise of the auto's internal digestion, and the Sahara-like dust obliterated most of his remarks. Suddenly a lady's hat went overboard, and the piercing shriek which she emitted caused ,lake to in- stantly stop the car and jump out, oil-can in hand, tc lubricate the left hind-wheel. lVc passengers seized the opportunity to take a few normal breaths, wipe a little dust out of our eyes, and to adjust as best we could our disordered apparel. Xow Capis words became discernible. f'Here on my left, on your right, observe the track of the M. U. R. This is l3aker's switch. A switch is a place where a ear can come to anchor and thus afford the passen- gers a chance to both reeuperate from the tortures of the past ride and to get up nerve to endure the spurt to tl1e next switch,-or next relief station, as it might be called. Cars wait on switches-when they don't wait between them. That antiquated junk-heap yon- der, thru tl1c front window of which you can see a chew of Five-Brothers surrounded by a Motorman's head, is one of the two or three go-carts which con- stantly strive to prove the truth of the saying 'Better later tl1an never'.,' A stop was here put to his remarks by Si, who, in leaning out to get the lady's hat from a small boy who had run an eighth of a mile with it-on at hot day too -and at the same time trying to hand him a liberal reward of five cents, completely lost his none too stable equilibrium and fell headlong out of the auto. His fall was somewhat broken by the small boy and the hat. YVhen .lake had restored the c-hastened Silas , .4 to his seat and the lady had finally decided not to put the hat on again but to hold it in her lap, we proceeded on our way. lVe chugged along the tarry road thru the Borough of East Lansing twhich has a water- works of its own and a sure-enough Burgessl and entered the College grounds. 'fStop 'er, Jake, bawled Cap. 4'Now, Ladies and Gents, here on the left you see the latest acquisition to the College in the edifice line-the Government llleather Station. It is quite handsomely constructed so as to create on newly arriying students a good im- pression of the Oollegeg apart from this its purpose is, as yet, little understoodf' HBehind it you catch sight of the College Hospital. No, madame, it is not yery large, but does not that yery fact speak well for the institootion? It shows that the environment is healthy, that disease is re- stricted, that the water is pure, that for meals the students get nothing but- 4'Shucks, scoffed Si. XVhateryemean interruptin' me? demanded Cap. 'KI said they gaye us flakes for breakfast, that's all. No 'fenec, pard, no-H '4lVell, stow your gab and don't butt in again. Start 'er up. On the right is the arboretum and deer park. Yes'm, d-e-e-r, not a-r. '4And now we are in fro11t of the combined Post office, Bookstore, and XVaiting Room. The irate youth emerging from the portals has just failed in an at- tempt to persuade the Co-op clerk that postcards should be two for a nickel and not three cents straightf' H011 the left is the place where the cream of the teaching force, the sub-faculty, resides. The signifi- cance of the nearness of this house to the car line prob- ably strikes you. As has been said concerning the inhabitants, they are a tender sort of animal which is generally canned and shipped East at the end of the season. The name of this domicile is Howard Terrace. Bull Pen, muttered Si, in a reproying manner. Bull Pen! snorted Cap. Say, llueko, you musta took in something stronger than tl1e sights down in Lansing. This ainit no barnyard! liet 'er run slow now, Jake. Take a yiew now of the Campus. Note the Vast stretches of undulating green sward pegged down to the earth by lmndreds of trees of all species. New We turn to the right, up along Faculty Row, which is a string of houses that shelters the high-brows. On the corner is that of the gifted writer, eloquent speaker, and fearless bike-rider, Thomas Blaisdell. And here is Professor Shaw's-and so on. lVe wonlt go up- cut across the grass here, Jake. '4To the left is the home of Doctor lleal, the Head of the Botany Department. Notice how hard the earth is here. Seems like a cement pavement. The reason is that the soil has been compacted harder than a Physics lixam. by the martial tread of hundreds of students who drill here three hours a week in element weather, for the glory of their country and the physi- cal uplift of their bodies. lVhen they don't drill here, they drill in there, in that building, which is the Armory-also the dance hall, model gymnasium, basketball court, roller rink-lYhat's that, sir, you'd like to see the gymnasium? Got a microscope? No? VVell then, come around next century. That wing is the Bath-house, which contains shower baths of all de- grees of cold water, a pool for swimmers, and- '4Lookee! exclaimed Si, and following his direct- ing finger, we saw a creature clad in a much decollete shirt, abbreviated trousers and a grim look, running toward the Armory. 'fTrack man, commented Cap. Heis come from the Athletic Field which is down over that bank there across the river. Xow we struck a road and turned to the left, skirt- ing the Armory. 4'Here! Here l roared Cap, Hhere on the left! Abbot Hall, a men's dormitory. lVhen co-education was es- tablished at M. A. C. this building was erected for the use of the ladies! It has never quite lost its ladylike character, being extremely quiet and- Further com- ment was inaudible on account of a terrific yelling which boiled out of the windows, a verbal cyclone with much Abbot Hall, rah! rah! in it. During the tumult Cap gcsticulated violently and pointed to a queer, flowery, sunken area in the sur- face of the Campus, saying something that sounded like 4'WViles gardenf' but we couldn't catch his words. One old lady asked as soon as she could be heard why they didn't fill it in. Cap threw up his hands dis- gustedly and continued. - This yellow brick building is the Chem. Lab. Catch a whiff of the chem', part. The young chemist coming out backwards thru the window has not been blown out by an explosion. He is simply leaving at the request of Uncle Frank, who desires him to come outside and ponder over the inadvisability of pouring concentrated Sulphuric acid into a graduate which l1as just been used to measure Sodium hydroxide, with- out first washing out the graduate. The sound like rub- bing sandpaper is the Uncle's ribald hilarityf' Back over there, to the right, is lVells Hall, a men's Dorm. The basement is given over to Club D, the attic to society rooms and in between these the State permits about one hundred and fifty-six men to 'hang out'. A most studious and well-behaved Hall! In- deed, they say, nothing ever comes off over there at all except the plaster, and, of course. a little about bed-time. fit huno' limply over tl1e pO1Cl1 1a1l It was a mattiess - And SL11Gl5' enough tl1e appar atus on the sidewalk was .. a bed or at least most of o11e. 515152 N',-1pfg1'I.u1,-f...4,.,'f7l,fi,, 'l ' ' ,-I ff Us -'T-' Q 7 . ' , .',' MM! ,,, ' 'TlwMKlnMZl..ftlWs - ll . tm lf lifll f All 1 1 u nan lu.,yf1.1i- it i . iq Mim i 1a : il:f:'?1'lvWl il '- , ,1, u ,' f g. 31 A VVe are noxv beside College Hall, the landmark of the Campus and the oldest Agricultural College build- ing in tl1e United States! Note the queer arcl1itecture of those olden daysg hoxv the window frames all slant artistically and hoxv tl1e 1nonoto11y of the brick Walls is broken by large cracks. Its n1ain fu11ction at pres- ent is to serve as a subject for the Sophomore orator, who argues, 'Shall Cld College Hall be Torn Down- or Left to Fall of Its Cwn Accordfl' Road to the right here and slow, Jake. At this moment there arose a muffled rumble. It gradually became louder,-a queer, irregular bump- ing sound. Jake lea11ed over listening intently to his engineg one old man hastily raised a green umbrella, altlio the sky was perfectly cloudless. Suddenly the cause became apparent. Cut of the east door of a brick building at our left burst a yellowish blur of furniture, which tur11ed thru ninety degrees With al- most human intelligence and slathered down the porch steps to the sidewalk. Before it was quiescent enough to be identifiable another missile shot out of the door, -but noiselessly and softly--failed of tl1e turn and CC Thisf' said Jake, in a relieved tone, 'tis XVilliams Hall, and tl1e happening you have just witnessed is 11ot an uncommon one. This structure shelters be- sides a couple hundred boys, about that many tl1ousand i11sects of the family Acanthiidae. These animals are so tenacious of life that the fellows l1ave invented tl1is method of ridding their couches of them. Tl1e violent agitation of the trip dislodges the bugs,-which creep under the nearest doors. The owner of this outfit will carry it back to l1is room after :li while and a peueeful night or two is insured him. Also the room can be swept out while the bed is absent. During this explanation the windows of the Hull had beeome packed with heads of fellows who had been aroused by the tnniult. Xotieing our party the heads that is, it was built for u model for the new Ag. Build- ing which you can see ztlieztd of you. 'This low red-painted triumph of the brioliluvers, nrt is the 'Shopsf It used to be the ltlngineering begun to emit soft whistles, eomplimentury renntrlis and growls ot' ull kinds. Soon there was added u sweet melody of trombone slide, bugle blut. unto-horn squuwli and niiseelluneous uproar. ,Xt the request of three young ludies who were the unwilling recipients of this imposing ovation, .luke hurried the ear on. 4'This, folks, on the right, the ltlngineering Build- ing. lt is it model ediliee, model in every respect,- I ENN-fe . ...-e-' 1.14,-1 V . Q .ss , -- ,ff,'. JV- -A , fe slgf lluilding, but is now used as zLlalb01'ut01'y for engineer- ing worli. It hurbors three industries, nnztehine work, forge and foundry. lt also harbors some vituperfttive eonnnent when the belt slips, or when the bell, east after the way Ta and me uster do'er,' cracks in the moldf, '!Back there is the power house. Yes, ,l suppose ivy would grow up the chimney. No, 1'l'liL72L1I1, I don't think anyone ever tried it. Sure it'd look better. l'll speak to tl1e l'resident about it, certainly! NAnd the new Ag. Building. The most beautiful pile on the grounds! The architects prolited by the mistakes they made on the lrlngineering Building, and did a fair job on this. The edifice was constructed solely for the purpose of providing a shaft for an ele- vator, which pious bit of furniture is used by the jani- tor as a place in which to keep his brooms and dust- pans. There are four distinct separate safety devices on the elevator to prevent its falling in ease something breaks. Not content with these, the authorities have adopted a titth, which consists in allowing the car to rest securely on the bottom of the shaft. The first three floors are used to support a dance-floor on the fourthf, '!This is the lintymology Building.-formerly the Ag. Building,-this the Dairy, next the Botany, new the Bacteriology Building, and the Hort. Lab. Each built alter a style ot' its own, and each exposed to the sweet odor of this brownish smoke which emanates from the disinfecting furnace of the Bacty. Building. Gosh! ain't it awful! Vie turned to the lett up along a building which Cap said was the Library. '4Containing the l'resident's oliiee, Secretary's ollice, the Bank, a Library, a Cellar, a Museum upstairs, the Anatomy Department, and a frog-tank in the belfry. A most versatile and diversified building! About the only thing true to name is the tank, tor the President's otiice also serves as an inquisition chamber, the Bank as a olassilication machine, the Sec's office as a puzzle for Freshmen to discover-and the Sec isn't there when they do find it, the Museum as a rainy-day refuge for the amorous, the Anatomy Department embraces Geology, Physiology, etc., the Library serves as a place in which to exhibit track trophies, barbecue knives, and ankles. live had already turned to the right and were bowl- ing along a curved road in front of a magnificent structure. 'glladies and gents. permit to introduce to you the crowning feature ol' the whole College. Here 1'eside the co-eds. According to the catalog this is called tl1e XY011181'li5 lluilding. obsolete title is Horill Hall, common evervdav nanie is 'The f'oop.' A mere he- mortal like fvours truly' eannot pretend to describe it. L..-1 X ,ik XX ix CGS X The interior shrouded in mystery and romance. But I have heard it stated that if all the slide-rules, all the carpenter rules, every Celluloid Botany metric meas- ure, each vardstieli on the premises, were gathered together and the Golden Rule thrown in for good meas- ure, their sum total would fall short of the number of rules which surround the inmates and govern the maehinerv ol' this building. Surveying squads also sav that it is harder to survey in the vicinity of the Coop than anywhere else on the Campus because the local attraction is so very strong. 5'This, ladies and gents, concludes the tour. You will all probably want to get out and inspect things a little closer for yourselves. Those that want to re- turn to the metropolis can do so for twenty-five cents. Glad to have had your companv ll' And, after .Take had rolled Si, who had been sleep- ing peacefullv on the back of his necli, out on the grass. the rubberneeli wagon snutlied off toward lla n sing. xx--S, Y g , XR' X X X, sg ff i . 1 . . Q '- xx----.. ,XY ' XXX 1 ' '. - K XX-1 x X '.'- ' .'. int 2- g-xx ,'MQk,lxQN. If K X 5 tail -' . . - tx ' 'f , ,f v ' . i wwmw Alu ' XR- X A v - ff!! ,fd 'lid Y 5 t i - f J 'T 'f-:? A'-zip' S l f- p t - 1- 'if if 2,, 'lxAl7-Z Y Q . net ' Z' kff Peculiarly perverted professorie pronunciations: Reed- doozen't for doesn't. Myers- nawthing for nothing. Halligan-'cs oat for s ort. ' G C4 77 Wilson- rawther for rather. Pettit-Utinnyl' for tiny. Rider- aus for yes. Marshall-Hsauntigrade for eentigrade. New Verses for Flow Gently, Sweet Afton. Ditty No. 1. Flow gently, old Cedar, in lVells' Hall bat-k yard, Flow gently your picture on lValtc-ris post card. The ash-heaps and tin cans that decorate thy banks VVe love- oh, so dearly, to Club D giye thanks. Oh, the pig pens and cow barns and sewers as well Are beautiful scenery but they sure smell like -- Pray be seated, kind brethren, we're not going to swear. Flow gently, old Cedar, and see if we care. Second verse of the same. Flow ffentl. f J. Fred Baker at your usual gait, . 9 f P ., lVhichDresembles a cyclone at its maximum rate. Your speed makes all the rest seem tied to a stake. You ought to be furnished with a Wlestinghouse brake. Oh, the Marathon records you surely do bust, XVhen your pedal extremities stir up the dust. Ch, tarry a moment, you won't miss your train. How in thunder do you go so fast without joggling your brain? Last spasm. Flow gently, Thomas Blaisdell, on your ancient old bike, How blithesome and gaily you burn up the pike. The front wheel is wobbly, the rear one is punkg The whole goldarn thing should be sold for old junk. Your backbone is rigid, your carriage erect, Wlhile so dextrous and skillful you steer the old wreck, And death and destruction lie strewn in thy wake. Flow gently, Thomas Dlaisdell, while we tremble and quake. Amen! How We Act. The Freslnnen-1hcse, Do shin up treesg The lordly S01 Jl17l1'10l'CS for to please. The Soph'mores-these, On bended knees, Await dear PreXy's fond decrees. The Juniors-these, Do take their easeg And narrowly they dodge the Dis. The Seniors-these, lVork hard as beesg And striye to cop a few degrees. A Forestry Hike. CAs seen by an Aga Each spring term the Soph. Ags. appropriate a short sample eourse in Forestry. Both the course and the hikes are taken on the jump, and in both the unhappy victims are lured on by that energetic will-io-the-wisp, J. Fred Baker. It is one of those hot, sultry spring days, when your clothes fondly cling to your frame and your collar insists on affectionately embracing your neck. You have just come from a tl-ill devotional l1our at Chapel, and the spell of that quiet, restful place still hangs over you. fPreXy insisted that you shouldn't cut across the grass.l After calling tl1e roll in his usual drawling manner, the Prof. calmly announces that the class will go to wood lot Xo. 17. Ten tenths of the class being bliss- fully ignorant of tile fact that the woodlot aforesaid is miles away, all innnediately begin to have inviting strolls through sylvan through the trees. and dreams of delightful soothing shades, where the wind sighs so on,-add infinitive. Then under the guidance of this trained warrior of the buzz saw, you go by a Baker line to the aforementioned spot. fllef.-A l-laker line is the longest distance between two points.l The first stop is made at the little red toolhouse re- clining peacefully on the Red f'edar banks. A eare- c ful survey shows that the valiant leader has done this lst heat in 5:08, the second man in 8:O5g and the heat l1as done the rest. After a five minute wait the last of the perspiring, breathless erew arrives on the seeneg the leader proceeds to distribute equally among 15 fellows. 17 spades, 9 pickaxes, 12 shovels, 10 aXes, 2 erosscut saws a11d 1 buck saw. The leader himself een- siderately carries the class roll and a 3-foot rule. Then without warning he starts due south down the P. M. spur, and after him start the noble -100, H00-385l. His start is brisk, but it soon is brisker and finally reaches such a briskness as would turn Dan Patch green with envy or stop Halley's comet with surprise. Strung out behind this terrorestrial planet is a tail of 15 fellows arranged in such a line that ffffgglfri 15i,iiiiaii'ii'si'1ii Z 400-385 cuss J' F' B- Suddenly the leader is seen to veer sharply to the left and the whole line veers likewise, and after veer- ing sharply over a sharp barbed wire fence, the ama- teur foresters find themselves in a mucky field liber- ally saturated with HQO. Owing to the peculiar con- dition of the soil the speed is retardedg while all col- lect gobby samples of ooze in trouser euffs and OX- fords. f'onsiderable celerity must be maintained, however, to prevent sinking in further than the knees. Sailing again due south, the agsters ascend high ground and another fence tspecies-same D- loarh- ednessl and lind themselves in a sandy field, for- tunately nevvly plowed. The sand iills up the remain- ing pore-space in shoes and mingles freely with the rivers of svveat coursing over those collars just put on that A. II. l3e, at seine laundries, 2150 at othersg domestic or gloss Finishj. Directly ahead looms up the lorest. which, at the point vvhere the party enters. is oem-upied hy magnifi- cent stand of thorn hushes. tSharpicus thornus.i Tl1ru these tear the cursing 4003 the ahove mentioned hushes do their share of tearing also. At the exaet eenter ol' the woods a 20 minute recess is taken to allovv all those who have heen able to keep the guide in sight. to eateh up and their hreath. Then squads take infant trees gently l'rom the soil, heing careful not to deprive the soil of too many roots, and arrange them carefully in the places of those set out hy the elass of the preceding year. The youthful agsters are still. engaged in this tas- cinating occupation when the 12 o'clock hell rings, vvhereupon the sadder. vviser and surely sorer agsters totter hack to the Cluh, arriving there in time to see the last of the dessert heing daintily consumed hy economical neighhors. Fat-h agster sinks into his chair, fully resolved to eat. drink. sleep and repair his hreath- ing apparatus to-morrovv. Appendix-not yet cut out. A gster-An Ag. compelled to take forestry and a C' at the end of the term. From two wordsg tiller of the soil and forester-an article not sutlieiently civilized to he an Ag. Fifth Hike-The hike on which the training onli the ag- sters asserts itself and J. F. B. slovvs dovvn. U. H. K. Remodeled Sayings. Don't ery over spilt milk-there's enough vvater in it already. Co-eds say: A hair in tl1e head is vvorth tvvo in a svviteh. Shut your other eye hel'ore you jump in the second timeg or let your neighhor crack his lirst. Ivhatever you do, don't get tussed. llfeep cool, go to Uhapel instead.l Iiittle drops of Water, Iiittle grains of sand: IYill clean the platinum erueihle. Il' ruhhed to heal lhe hand. There's .many a step 'Tvvixt the cup and the Ilrep. As she sevvs so shall she rip. Exawsperating ! Student from Nevv York, taking a look at the exam. questions: Oh, I cavvn't do them. Instructor: '4You 'cavvn't' eh! Then I 'cawn ! 777 A Cold Blast. Old Appleyard was Very keen On designing a Hobbing Machine. 'Twas run by a blastg Cut gears very fastg Gel darndest thing you ever seen. Nineteen Seniors worked on it one term- Made the drawings except for the worm. But Appleyard said. As he scratched his old head: HI guess we'll get that from some firm. He said we had get to the end. And for Baker and VVilcoX did send. They examined the plans. And we heard some big cl-ms. lVhen the universal joint wouldn't bend. Then the three of them tried to measure, The right forward tangential pressure. Hut before they got through. I'll whisper to you, It looked like an out of date thresher. They got everything into placeg There was a smile on old Appleyard's face. He puffed out like a bun, Says. I guess she will rung If she doesnit I'll leave the darned place. He started it running one day, Cut ninety-nine gears, so they say. But something went wrong, The blast got too strong, And blew the gol darn thing away. Butter Fingers. See the man behind tl1e bat. In him some germs are hatching. I don't know what disease he's got. But they say it's Hawful catching. You Can Bank on It. In Farm Machinery: '6lVith what type of set-der are you best acquainted? The A02 Redf' C5 Medical Advice. Gee whiz! the rollers of this chair squeak like thunder. Give it a dose of castor oil then. Castor oil? lVhy east - oh. gosh! Terrible Accidents. The Prep. fell over in a deep swoon. It was awful. lVe all wept. So unexpected. The poor fellow had been struck by an idea. And that same day, a Senior. coming out from town met with an unsightly injury. He had his eye on a vacant seat when two ladies came in and sat down upon it. Outline. Found o11 the blackboard in Room 10, College Hall. Braoketed parts evidently inserted by some Waggish student. Proposition. tSl1ould girls allow themselves to be kissed? Iiitroduetion. fN0110 necessary i11 I1a11si11g.i l It Was Club Brand . a 1116311-1Hl1ltlCtl B3CtG1'lll1Tl, EC 7 ' . , 77 I ll e11ter INTIIS steak, by gum. He bit it-but ah! He busted his jaw, And put a front tootl1 o11 tl1e bum. Forestry Philosophy. Some fellows are just like eonifers,-g1'ee11 all the 2 year round, OYTIPTS are like deciduous trees,--they A 5 F Tl D leaye i11 tl1e spring. I 1'0'UT1lO11lS a. 'or. 10 ean . , , ,, P' 1 i ' l What s in a Name, Anyhow? '4Al111ost 211lj'illl,l'iQiH says Hfil'l'1I Knoblaueli, from 3 Noblow to Kol1lbaek! b. Agaiiist. tBaety. Ileptyi Preoccupied. 1 Ci 1 Coneliision. tBet your life. Clubite to his neighbor, who was energetieally drowning some hash with ketehup: C'o111e o11. quit spattering that stuff, do you illlllli it's a geyse1'? Neighbor: 4'No, but it's at fllSQlllS0l'.,, A Comprehensive Term. Miss H. tI11 Anatoniyj. The book says tl1at this applies Ollly to tl1e teeth of 111a11. Arenit a NV0Hl2H'17S teeth tl1e same as a 1112l111,S?H Prof. Meyers. Hiiiliy, yes, as tar as I k11ow their teeth are both tl1e sa111e.', Miss M. Ah! I see 11ow. Han eiiibraees wo111a11. .Iuuior I1ieute11a11t: Cnet the step there: Hop! hop! l hop!-er, I 111ea11, hepf' Learned by the Professors in Botany. Haple trees are polyganiists. A eapsule is a Sllflilll, oyal shaped Class of plants. There are two yarieties, simple illltl CO1T1l'l0llllIl. Tl1e eyes of a potato, 1HOl'llll0lOQlC3llY, are the plat-es wl1e1'e Sllllllgllf is admitted to the potato. Tl1e tree witl1 tl1e jaggers on it is called a Nliowelissf' The ditfereiiee between a l'l'lU1l0t Of and a rlieot is that 0110 is liying and healthy, illltllllf' other is dead, or nearly so. Kedzie: iiHllllllflll'j'? TllZll'iS wl1at you earry an lllHll1'0llH forf, The Senior Sleigh-ride of 1910. Listen, my friends, and you shall hear Of the great sleigh-ride,-fnot of Paul Reverel , On the fifteenth of January, nineteen ten: No lucky stude who was with us then Wiill -forget that famous day and year. The faculty said, 4'You must not go, For you might not return till late at night, And you might upset in a bank of snow - O dreadful thought,-such a terrible plight. '4And, said the Dean with tranquil air, '4YVho will the responsibility bear? Then spoke Johnnie and HBurky, worthy men these, VW two will answer for that, it you please. Thus was the party arranged and our protectors at ease. At the 'T'oop we loaded, sixteen to each bob, Packed in like the grains of corn on a cob. The camera man took a hurried snap-shot Ut all of the smiles that his camera could stop. Then with a loud shout and merry lnooray, And clang of cow-bell, we sped away: All hearts were light and free that day, And many a stern old faculty man Sighed, Oh, that I were a boy again. It was half past one by Bert's HIngersoll YVhen toward Mason our course was bent, From sleigh to sleigh we gave the call And out on the breeze our class yell sent. Horses and drivers had nerves of steel, The mighty drifts they overcame, And the way they did it made us feel That a '6Dash for the Pole would be much the same In the merry load of the foremost sleigh Parnell McKenna, of foot-ball fame, Fussedf' and laughed with a fair co-ed, Florence XVhitbeck, to speak her name, YYhile Johnnie Johnson and Adna Sloss, Like '4Jack,' Kenecht with his Louise Norton, Gave an exhibit of fancy courtin', At which pursuit they were at no loss. Then HFreddie,' Bush and Norma Vedder Tried to see which could blush the redder. To Frances Mosley and Herby Mills The entire trip seemed very brief, XYl1ile Ira McLachlan and Fannie Keith Seemed to be having entrancing thrills. ln the second load there sat Bert Shedd, To Alta Gatehel nodding his head, ' Mild1'ed Ferguson and Ernest Glenn Hoffman Planning to go sleigh-riding more often. Hliditorl' Chapin and Mary Graham, Having worn out their gum, were chewing a straw. lViiile to Gladys Graham, Gordon Cavanagh Had things to say, but eouldn't say 'em. Helen lihnery and Hugh I. Pratt like Florence Gopson and John Bidwell Did lots of stunts too cute to tell, llliiile lirnestine Gleim and Campbell, A. li., To watch the natives, on the side-board sat. ob Taylor got out to run in the snow Wliere Ruth Mead didn't want him to go, But her eoaxing glances were of no avail, Wfiile the snow played checkers on '4Bob'sv eoat tail. CCB And next, in load number three, we find Mr. and Mrs. Stott, ehaperones kind, Hugh Lynch as usual making up time On his thrice-a-day schedule with Hazel Lamoreaux. Jess Gibson and Art Sargeant looking quite tart, Elsie Guenther and Ray Edwards appearing so-so. Miss Turner and mllorninyn 'llhonipson in joy sublime, A pair whom Cupid had hit with his dart. Miss Ketchum so true to her name played her part That 4'l3ol Lawrence ate snow to eool oft his heart. In that hindmost load, a 'gblingern sure, 'Which drove fourteen miles to go much fewer, WVere ehaperones Mr. and Mrs. Brewerg Gatherine Benham, Lloyd Dougherty, grave Fay Simpson and 'Ralph Hopkins, the knaye, HOllie Gleveland, Sarah Vandervoort, Rebecca Fahringer, Claude Hanish, the sport, MacLean Babcock, Margaret Kedzie, discreet, All stood up to make room for their feet. lllhile Minnie Johnson and Glen Burkhart, Bab', Van Heulen and PreXy Billl' May lllere sober as judges all of the way,- Of well-behaved monkeys they acted the part. lit was half past four by the Court House clock When we entered the streets of old Mason town. lnto the K. of P. Hall we did flock To waltz and two-step to music sweet, Thence to the tables spread with things good to ea llntil the few short hours l1ad flown. Half past seven was drawing near lllhen homeward we started with song and eheerg- Sueh a racket old Mason doth hear, There were bells on the horses and belles on the sled. Co-ed and tow-head on a big time bent, And the jolly good evening that every one spent Beat any sleigh-ride of which YOU ever read. Songs were sung, both new and old, Stories related both long and brief, fSome of the stories beyond beliefl. Funniest of all were the ones Bert told. 7 771 lwas a wonderful journey without mishap, That ever memorable homeward drive Done by the Knights of the Stocking-cap,i'- Although ten miles, it seemed but tive. Such a sleigh-ride as this in the cool fresh air Helps to make men brare and Women fairg Then let us suggest to our faculty dear 21, ., , V . . That they all take a sleigh-ride, at least once IVhile we studes keep college with nothing to fear. Now meanwhile the Dean on her anxious beat llvanders and listens with eager ears, Till in tl1e silence around her she hears On the gentle zephyrs that to her bears The sound ot' bells and songs so sweet, Ot the inmost sources of all she fears Returning once more to their welcoming door. So o'er the snow went the merry traing A nd so through the night went our ringing cheer To many a manse and cottage dearg A cry of freedom along the main, A yoiee in the darkness to ope' each heart's door, And a song that shall echo for evermore. For, born on the night-wind of the past, Through all our history, to the last, In the hour of refreshened memory. From our dreams we'll waken and ,listen then To the jingle of bells and laughter free Gt the great sleigh-ride of Nineteen Ten. A. L. GAMPBELL. ,10 tanother long fello a year, w l The Difference. The mail-man now descends the stairs. Gee. I hope it'll rain! Ain't he stuck up with his lordly airs? To ine he gives-- a pain. The mail-man continues on l1is route. This weather coulduit be better! By George, but he's a good old sc-out! To 1ne he gives-- a letter. Hot Stuff. Mechanic, installing the heating system in the new Ag. Hall. to Ilrotessor Shaw. who was watching him: 6'Say, if you are one of the tellers wharis goin' to have somethin' to do with this building. lemme tell you a bit about these here therinostatsg the lirst thing you want to look out fer is not to let any of these here dam fool profs monkey with 'einf' Overheard at the Hop. He: I guess now I have introduced you to all of the men ot note. She: Oh no! youive omitted about twelve. He: Viho are they? She: The orchestra. After the Hop. Minnie Johnson: UI can't remember what :Good Old German Beer, is like. tPerhaps We should state that Minnie was looking over her dance program.J 1 9 1 O , f 6 X X W M lx fSzEN1QB, 15- I3l'6'Sidf'll1, NV. G. May Class Officers. Vice l'1'csid011t, Minnie Johnson S0i'l'Cfi11'y, J. YV. Chapin T1'6Z1SL11'C1', O. C. Lawrence Katherine Franois Benhain, Mine Katrina. Clyde Dell Moore. '6Coty.,' f'The Modern Falstafff' Varsity Football. Earnest YVoofl Baldwin. Spalding's Manual of Vlfrestling Class Football, '07, '08, '09. Varsity Track Team. Captain Company HE. Herbert YYacle Mills. HModest Mignon. Varsity Football. Va 1-sitv Baseball. Xaisity Basket Ball. Member of the Athletic Board. Class Track Team. Clara Alma Stolte. Self Taught Crerman.', Harry Clin. UM3' Strangest Case. Class Basket Ball. Class Baseball. lVilliam Joseph Thome '4The Fourth Dimension Member of Tau Bc-ta Pi. Cren Leon Snow. Pushing to the Front. Captain of Company UB. Edward Lakin Brown. HA Young Savage. Class Treasurer, '06 Class Basket Ball. '09, Hoload Looal Editor. Class Tennis Team. 'O9. 7 Barbara Van Heulen. 4'Bits of Gossip. Co-Ed Editor ofthe Holead. William Gilbert May. Babs' Impossible. Senior Class President. Member of Tau Beta I'i. Arthur Lawrence f,'ampbc-ll. Old Tron-sides. Class President, '06, Varsity Football. Varsity Basket Ball. Varsitv Traek Team. Member of the Student Connell. Member of the Alpha Zeta. Member of the Athletic Couneil. Drum Majorof the Band. Irving Gilson. Many Cargoesf' liobert Elmer Thompson 6'To Have and to Hold. A rtliur D wigli t Carpen tei 7 A Fool There YVas. ' Mabel Clare Rodgers. A Frrend of the llaft sf, John Conely lJeC'amp. XVel1ster's lfreralninlgecl DlCllCJ1'12'l1'5'.,, Member of the College DC'l.J2lllllQ TC llfl'1 Lltenux ludltol oi thc. Holcfrd. llyun Deffoursey Mead. HGX11 lsland of Tlilllflllll lJQllQ'llf. Mildred Grace Ferffuson Gl1att,er-box for TSMG. Ray Gordon Voorhorst HTll6 Garden, You and I Member of Alpha Zeta. J . Looman llllritney. 33 C6 77 W Bashful Jo. Member of Alpha Zeta. Helen Emery. f'Fables in Slang. Harry Roderick Fraser 'fDiogenese. YVilliam Flmby Vlhite. Hoyle's Rules of Games. Thomas Burt. :Tommy and Company. Ulass Baseball, 'OS Eli L. Roclegeb. The Bright Faoe of Danger Class Basehall. Class Football. Arthur Hugh Perrine. Move Upward. Ralph Zubling Hopkins. HA Touch of Sun. Cutlass Basket Ball. Varsity Track Team. Alonzo llmrfllzlii' Miller. 4'Thesis: Potato Prop of Howard f'i'ry. Class Basket Ball. Glass llootblll. luzia U01 don Klutz. The Duke Decides. Member of the Debating Team. Class Football. Class Baseball CC Eugene Henry Kolb. Hymns. fThat have helped Nellie Bangs. An Old Sweetheart of Mine. James lidward lVilcoX. Hugh Edward Lynch. lVanted: A Chaperonf' Captain Company HD Charles Henry Ponitz. The Man of the Hour. 77 Georgiana Ruth Lambert HLatoh-string to Happiness. Jesse Ferris Newell. Benton Cataline. HA Boman Mystery. Ulass Football. fllass Basket Ball. Class Baseball. Member of Tau Beta Pi. Earnest Glen Hoffman. 'The Affair at the Inn. Class Football. Major of the Second Battalion Ray Charles ltlLlXVz11'llS. lYl1:1t,S the Mattf-rlYitl1tl1e Mail? fllzlily lillitiqiil .Tniuvs lingerie Slmw. 'gTl1e Fall of the South. Major ol' the First liilililllllll. Carl Vatu Auclc Perry. Ulla Home Cl1au'lotte. fil2lSS Footlmll. Florence Ethel Copeou. The YVell-Bred Girl in Society John Phillip Miller. HLXIIIHTQHI' Fruit G1'0wi11g'.', Elmer Rail Dail. NTlie Long, Straiglit Road. James Lester Shan Hembci' of Tau Beta Pi Hazel Clmrlottc Tuff 4'Thc Riddle 0i.fil0Ii1liY Vouiou Nowton Tzmgg CC X1 ' 11 A Victim of Cfonscie Ctlpiilill of Compzuiy HC v Howzlrcl H iglmy Douglass. Ulf. A Guide To Had Mu1111e-1's. C'z1ptz1i11 of Cllllllpillly H, Muricl Twiggs. The Secret of lxl'lll0Vl'll1011l.v Bruf-0 liurl Hoflluzln. MS2lXVfll1Sl illlil Slbilllgllxxv Vluss llusebzlll. Captzlin ofC'on1pa11y'4l. Oliver Cook L2lXVl'O1lC0. HFil1'111l1lQ Itf, Class T1'C2lSll1'C1'. Class Football. Bllxllllllll' of Alpha Zvfzl. flillllillll of f'ompn11y HA. .Tolm lVoSley Knot-llt. Ci 77 Flaws Tl'G2lSll1'01'. Vlzxss lflootlmll. Vzlrsity Tmcli Tozlm. Art liclifor of Tho Holczul. Max Locliwoocl .lolmston HA Spectre of Power. Mcmlmol' of Alpha Zvtzl. i J No1'11'1z1 Dodd 1XY0ddl'1'. Love for 2111 Hour is Love For- eVG1'.', A1111111' Presswood l'ulli11g. Lucid I11t01'x':11ls.', Adjf. of the F1151 Igllffilxlltlll. Szunuel Charles HilQ'l'1l1lllL1l1. '6Tl1Q Tar-hcelcd Bz11'o11.', Claude Leroy IIUJQIIIGII. 4'Ki11Q XXYZl11l'lb2l-.H l1'lz111'e11co G1'ov01' Clipport. .I,ovo Affz111's of Il! G11-:lt 3illSiCi2Ul Elwood 1l1'o1'1'y IQIISIIHCH. 4'T11Q 0111- and I. XYZIVSHV T1'Elf'k 'l'vz1111. Bfiljfllfllf Third B:1tfz1lio11. 11111211 1'111v111' lg111'11i11iL1.'t. His 111112111 H1111'. S111111-111 C1111111'i1, 11111 111111-1 111 11111 1111111 1'1 111111111X x11111'1'XV 1 1111 1 1 1 111111111 11 1111.1 -' l11l11l'1'111 1 1 1 '1Il11l'1' ' '1 1- ' 1111111111 1'1ss1'1i1111 .1111111s1111. HAT H1111111 111111 11111112111 1' .,, 1- 1'11s111 . Philip H6111'X' Piper Every 0110 His Own Why. Class T811111S. M1-11111111' of Tilll Beta Pi. F1'2l111i 1Vi1s1111 IDiwl1'1.1,11O1. C5 1' ' 77 It, S11'1l1S. iX1'1'11l11' 111111111111 T.V'1e1'. 1 Q 37 HHOW ly 11211116 Home. ,. . ' J. .' 1 , 1 ,IW X lm, ll but .1 111511111111 111111 T 13111ty. 1 .11gi11ee1'i11g' S0 John Andrew Smith. HPl1otograpliy as :L Fine Art. James A. XV2LlLl1'011. HThe Intellectual Life. Meniber of Alpha Zeta. John Northrop Bidwell. Florence Fern Harrison 'Hn Odd Little Lztssf' Ray G eorge Crane. 4'The Little Minister. Member ot' Alplm Zeta. Clamle D. Mason. MA Victim of Conseiene Mreniher of Alpha Zeta. C Mary Blame-llv lgillf. Bear Stm'i0s. Oliver H4-llgos fllOV0lZl1lll. Tl11'cc XYOZUN, lVa11'.,' Class Football. .Tulius Xxvllllillll f'l1z1pi11. 'cLOVc's Young' ll1'Cillll.H Ulnss S9C1'6lZl1'j'. 'osx l'lclit01'-i11-CllioF' of F1014-ml. Memlwr of Alpha Zvtzx. Vlzlss Tennis Tvzun. liugene A. Hallock. H01'i'l10Sl1'ill I11SJE1'll111611fS and Their USP. llc'o11z11'fl Tl1o1'11v l3u1'1'iT'r. wlllm lllzlzccl T1':1il.', ll0g'i1m-11Tal lxiljllfilllf. fllilllllt' ll. Smith. 'KNDVD1' Too Lute To Mc-llrlf' Class lfootlmll. Chester Stanley lV:1g11c1'. Comedies in 1lI,llllill'lll'C.H lVill1el11'1i11z1 Rlllll jllzllvs. 4'P0pula1' Girl New l+l1litio11. . wa Assistant Holm-:ul flu-lllcl lllflilm' A Albert L. Hurd. Trials in l'hw'lisl1. 3 Morfou BLICLOHII llzrlmmfli ll'0ek7s Ball Boy. 1q0Q'llll01ll2ll Quzl1't01'11mstv1'. 1lI01llll01'0f Aflllvfif- flolllxciil. Ucmloll f'z1vz111:1g'l1. ccUlll'tl11SlllClllS fl0llll'lllZlll.,, fllnss l-lzllselmlll. Flaws SOCl'0lil-l'y, 758. Mvlnlwl' of 'llzm livin l'l. Gllfllll A SlllJl'l'l'y 131111-1'ol'i'. 1 KCVIW 1 77 lw Story of Rzllllil Tl'2l11Sl. ll SH Trl l' 'I v2l1'..'. 3' e, 1 1' X el0:1111. Ulzlss SOi'l'l'lZll'.Y, ,OT-'Ori Nina Bvllv Hvwitt. 'Tho Doings of a Dear Little ffmiplef' .llulm Ulivm' l,i11to11. Hllp-to-clatv f,lU11ll11lll'lllllS.,, llusim-as 1ll2lllilQC1'Ofllll' Holcatl. li2ll'lll'll lilatlstoiic- Rlflitlllllil. hrlllll' llig' l 1-lluwf, Yzll'sit.Y lsmrtlvalll. Varsity llaslivt Ball. Varsity Trac-li Tvam. Klt'llllH'l' ul' tlm Stuclvnt 13111111-il Mm-lnlwl' ot' lllll Atlilvtit- lluarcl. Huplmiiinw f'lassl'1'vsitlv11t. llvuuic Fools. HM5' Lady N'lf'0l01l0.,, Mymlrct Greculcaff Also My Lady Nicotm-iw. Roy Spencer XVll00lC1'. 4'Tl1C Forcstf' Varsity Footliall. Varsity Travk Tvam. Cll2l1'lOS AXl0Xil1lllUl' VLOIIIIIIOII Tho Talk ot' thc- 'l'uw11.', Varsity Football. Vlass Footlmall. lic-orgv Clvwlaml XVag'1101'. 4'F1'u1ts of HUllllllll'.H li0l'l'1'2l11'1 f'allaway litlg'01'to11 The Maxim- Hastvixn Max Dauivl Fill'1ll01'. Hlflalriaifs lisszlysf' Leroy Loveilo llmioclict. 'iSt1'lV6il11llSllCCCCCl.H Vlass Football, 'USL l ff ff! 1 .. ' J ff AV ' 1 V , Q . f X Off1C6FS. 1 Wfzfff President, C. YV. McKibbi11 jf N . X , ' W Vice-President, 14HlZzl1JO'f11 Frazer 12553 f 1 , X 7'-5 SCC1'Cfil1'Y, R. XV. Powell MQ7! Q f . j I -X :Fg X T1'0z1su1'o1', E. C. I.ind011'1:u111 G5 '? 'w f ff, NM R523 :M KAN -1 Z ' I S LTNQ iff! f X EA f - ,LU ,I ix 1 W O X frgff X Q-JW? i We XJ X I AH' Jw. wk 7 6 , xx, nv! If 4 KM W fl., N X222 C W Eg! z . QT Q YJ' -' 'W' ' ' a f 5 Q 6 M --H-cm 0' WSW 23 + w'-7'9 A In 0 va 4 A'f5 Q 5 , VA 3:2 ' I wg' X History of the Class of 1911. '4Greetings, Shorty. Hello, Bill, eome on inf, 4'lVell, Shorty, I'll bet I know what you are think- i11g about. Hop! Yes, I guess I am. I suppose they are just now listening to some ot' .Iintntyis most clever and original speeches. Gee, I wish I could have gone. I don't suppose sueh frivolities interest you, Bill? ullvell, I donit know, I wouldn't mind being there myself. I didnit think I would eare mueh about it but now I sort ot' hate to miss my own .I-hop. There will never be another one you know. But lVoody there and I promised to sit up and wait for hint. He will tell us all about it when he t'01llt'S.,, Sure, our hop will put all others in the shade, think ot' the 4-lass that is bac-k ot' it. Ut' t-ourse they are not so awful strong in athleties but they aren't organ- ized yet. llvait until we win the elass ehampionship in basket ball as we are sure to do this term. Come on, dig out that diary ot' yours and we will hold a post mortem over the at-hievements of the elass of 1911. 4'All right, we'll do it. The first mention that I have of the elass thiszi' September 27, 1907. ll'e had a talk from Prexy today whieh left us sad- der but wiser men. He told us there were 402 i11 our 37 77 class. HI didnit think that there was sueh at buneh, did you V' 4'I,et 1110 see,-here's the neXt:' September 28, 1907. The 1-lass of 1911 cleaned up on tl1e '10 huneh this afternoon in the organized rush. lVe lost the canvas pull but won the foot ball rush and defended our flag sueeesstully. ' Uetober 10, '07. lVe deeided that eountry life was pretty dull so a buneh ot' us went out tonight and pitehed into a buneh ot' Sophs. But on aeeount of their vast experience and advantage in numbers we were beaten after a Courageous struggle, Hand I'm here to tell you Bill, that that was some fight. Do you remember how mad old Buek got? April 25, 1908. The freshmen-tthat's ust won the varsity meet bv 10 points. I May 25, 1908. The College Iiemon gives the enrollment of the elass of 1911 as 2321. Gee, 81 gone sinee September. I guess that Prexy was right when he said that not more than 75 of our elass would graduate. Oeteber 3, 1908. The Sophs tthat's usl won the Class rush, even the Hag event. Hurrah! Here is a clipping from the Lemon: 'For the first time in the history of the or- ganized rush the freshmen failed to defend their han- ner.' l' October 7, 1908. The freshmen tried to redeeni themselves in the free tor all serap on the hill hut '11, though out-num- hered, won a decided victory over them. Oetoher 230. 1903. The, elass ot' '11 gave a harheeue in t1'ront of llvells Hall, instituting a eustom whieh it is hoped will he perpetuated at H. A. Cf. The elass presented the 1'resh- nuen with a earving knife to he handed down on siniilar oeeasions. Novemher 123. 1908. To-day the eainpus was niade more heautiliul with the hright red sophomore sweater vests. February 13, 1909. The Sophs again put it over the .lfreshies hy win- ning the Soph-,lflresli traeli nreet. On this eventful day about 100 Sophs were ealled hefore ,ludge lViest and listened to a lecture on the Mlivils of Track 1iireasing. Seventeen hrave and houorahle Sophs admitted having a hand in it. 4 February 18, 1909. The largest elass meeting ever. was held at the 1'f'oop to-night and we elected the members of the llvolverine Board. Mart-h 1, 1909. To-day 17 Sophs, with their belongings. removed to the suhurhs of the Campus where they are to remain for one year as punishment for taking the hlame for what the seniors did. 1 May 11, 1909. The Lemon says that there are only 202 ol' us left. This is a decrease of 119 in the last year. Oetoher 230, 11909. The Junior girls gave a hanquet in the College lnn and went in a hody to the llJel'aul loot hall Q'2l1ll02ll'il'1'- wards. tThey didnlt go hoine in a hody.l January H. 1910. The juniors gave an intornial eostuine party and tally pull in the arniory with the ohjeet in view of get- ting aequainted hetore the .I-hop. lt was reported hy two ol' our juniors to he 'ca hot suet-ess. .lianuary 123, 1910. llean Gilt-hrist entertained the .l-hop eoniniittees in her otliee with after-dinner eoffee. '1What do you suppose that is, llill 1 ldehruary 123, 1910. She did likewise for the lllolverine illoard. Hliosh, l wish li were on something so that 'li eould und out what that stuff is. Mayhe we ean get them to inalie some over at the eluh.'7 'gllarlil that sounds like YYood.v now. Sure it is. Hello there! eonne on in and tell us all about it. H0111 l ain too dead tired. livery one had a good time and so did I. Guess l'll turn in. There is a. report in my eoat poeliet that li wrote up for the Journal. if you want to linow all ahout it hetore inorning.', '1Here she is, Bill: l'll read it aloud :H A soeial drama of rare enjoyment was that enaeted at tho J-hop, tho g'i't-atom-slx ol' collvgo partivs. giyvn hy l the class of 1911 of M. A. V. for nurnihvrs ol' tho class, l in the Masonic' tcnrplo, Friday night. All ot' the t d i lh lasting front 5:30 until 6:15. ln this avi. oyory avtor took occasion to hom-orno arquaintod with orc-ry othcr C first 'Eu-ti' took plan-0 in tho parlors ol' tho toniple, ac-tor.', Tho sovond sc-0110 was stagc-d in tho han- t quet hall of tho tmnplo and that 1-apavious room vould l1ardly have prosontod a daintivr appoaranc-v. Tho tahlvs. at oa1'h ol' whivh an OVUII dom-n ac-torsi' and 'lac-tress0s worn stationed. wort- olahoratoly clot-o1'z1ttocl with southorn sniilax and 1-arnations. Tho hanquotors found thvir plat-os hy 1llC2l1lH ol' neatly writton plat-o Cards, the handworli of our Nl:1g'g'i0. Xvllllf? Finz0l's 1-oniploto orohvstra ol' llc-troit fur- nishvd niusim-, all niadv nivrry at tho lraiiqllvto tahlvs. An l'lQ,'l1li'0lll'S0 hanquvt of 4-xc-optional NllllllDl'llUllSlll'SS was sorvod. ln addition to tho tahlv dot-orations. tht- hanqucit hall was artistic-ally dovoratvd with Q'l'K'Ull and white hunting' and palnis. Southt-rn snnilax was also used to a cvonsidvrahlv 1-Xtvnt ahout tho walls ot' tht- largo rooni. lvithout a shift of 4'prop0rty tho sm-ono of ilt'l'IYlly was quickly 1-lrangod fron: a groat company onjoying' tho host possihlo sort of a hanquvt to an lllll'l'l'SlCIl audionce. Tho toasts worm' a hig' foaturc- in tho func- tion. Pl'09lll0lll V. XV. Mc-Kihhin. of L2lllSlIlQ'. intro- dut'0d msc-c-110 sl1it'tor .lanu-s fl. Hays. ol' l'ittshurQ. who did hinisvlt' proud hy liOt'lllllQ' his follow 'gav- f 1 - ' ' ry trossosv and actors in vonvulsions ol laughtor. lho ancors and hanquvters wt-ro actors and ac'trvssvs.,' stars of the cast', wc-re: YV. YY. Shanor, of Pitts- hurg, Ponn.. wl1o rcsponded to thc toast Hlillillifllfl Scenesvg Mary Pennington, who spoke on 'Tho A0- tors g lYill J. Sproat, of Grand Rapids. who c-lahoratod on Tho Acftr0ss0s g Guy N. Smith. of Detroit. laudvd our favulty hy rvplying' to thc toast HTh0 Stagc Fix- turvsvg wlllio Applauson as rospondod to hy lfldna H. 0ll1llllllOl'lZllll was truly. U, wonderful. wonderful, wonderful, and most wondvrful. Zlllfl yot again won- dorful. and aftvr that. out of all hopingxl' The last Havtn was put on in tho hall rooni-tho stagv ahoyo as it was t-allvd. Tho danving' hall was a yoritahlo howory of Q'1'P01lOl'j' and lattice worli. Owing to tho fact that tho vlass volors. inaroon and hluv. arc not wt-ll adaptod to dvooratiye purposos. 'tho Q'vn0ral volor svhonn- was Q'l'0l'll and whitv. tho 1-ollogo 1-olors. All woodwork was covvrvtl with Q'1'f'91ll'1'Y and undvr tho halt-onios hooth oH'v1-ts wort- produt-Pd hy lattivv- lilio partitions. on which southc-rn snlilax and Qrovrl. and whito draporivs wort- hung. A part of vac-h lattivo partition was a Groc-ian pillar. surrnountod with a tropical plant hvnoath tho leaves of whim-h Qlowvd a rod 1-loc-trio light. Yvhitv hunting was artistically hung' around tho halvonivs. in smni-1-irc'ular alt-oyo Ollvvts. 'llho ,frallory was diyidod into numerous hooths hy Q'r0vn and whito lattico work. 'llhoso wvro filled witl1 vollvgo pillows and 1-hairs a11d Olosoly roscrnhlvd tho nuizzanino hoxos at a l1'10l'l'0lb0lllil1l thvator. Southvrn sniilax was usvd gona-rously in all parts of thv huild- ing: tho we-4-ptioii roonls hoing' co-spot-ially wvll dm'- oratvd with this Qjrovn 1-linihor from southcirn 1-linws. The orehestra, instead of being placed in a pit as at the ordinary theater, was exalted above the level of the dance floor in the rostrum. A drop eurtain, showing a very beautiful landscape, gave the orehcstra setting a very pretty appearance. Palms and flowers were used elaborately in providing the twelve music- manufacturers with a beautiful environment conduc- ive to exalting music. The hit of the program was a local production, HThe Jolly .luniorsfi the words of which were composed by Miss Louise Kelly, of llan- sing, a member of the junior class, and the music for which was written by Mrs. lidw. ll. Reid, formerly of M. A. U. The dance programs were elaborate affairs of leather embossed with the college seal and the class numerals in gold. The menu and toast programs were also elaborate and were in the nature of souvenirs which will undoubtedly grace the walls of actresses rooms for many years to come. '4lVell, lVoody certainly shines as a reportorial star. It must have been a good party. I guess l'll follow his example and turn in. Good night. 'Tirood night Bill, we have had a little .T-hop of our own tonight and I don't know that T would have en- joyed theione down town any better. EVELYN KOPF, '11, After a Defeat. '6By George, that's a sympathetic field of ours. ':Sympathetie? How do you mean? '4YVh f T walled down to see how evervthinff looked 5 , c X L 33 after the game we lost yesterday, and all the seats were in tiers. The Slide-Rule. The slide-rule is my helper, I shall not flunk. It enableth me to lie down before 1 A. M. It leadeth me beside the wise guys, It restoreth my standings, lt guideth me in the paths of least friction toward the Tau lleta Pi. Yea, tho T walk thru the term under the shadow of a eon, T will fear no evil, for it is with me. lit's scale-divisions and rider they comfort me. It preparest a table before me to help solve my dif- ticulties. It annointeth my progress with oil, My way runneth smooth. Surely a -595.00 Polyphase shall accompany me all the days of my life, And shall dwell about my vicinity forever. Miraculous. She: I saw a wonderful thing over at the Coop 77 today. He: 'glllhat was it? She: I saw a fire escape. He: '4Huh! I saw sometl1ing more marvelous out bv the barns. A She: Namely? He: I saw a man turn a horse into a five-aere field. 77 77 Charles M. Frey. uCl1211'llC.,, '4Still Waters run deep Guerdon L. Dinrnnoli. lVl1.1terer anv one does or saws, must be goof. Assistant Editor of the lVolYer- 1 If . Xlfxlllllll of the Student flouneil Homer Edward Dennison. 6'Dennie 4'C'a1,'es not a pin llllmt tlrev said or nmv saw Cltss Bztseball Verne Clifford SCl12l'6fl'61'. String'. Speaks three or four languages lVo1'd for Word, Without at loookf, Gracie Bacon. G1'atzie. 01'ig'i11ulitty is simply it pair of fresh eyesf, Assistant Humorous Editor of the lvolverine. llltlter Rea lllalker. alloc. 6'Ain,t he at wise old owl? Huber Copelzuul Hilton. 4'Hilt. Hiliicl still he smilefl zuicl tallied ai little. Fifzuili liossiiifv. C1 Hllrotliei' to Ho1'b.H Elton Lumnlus Jewell. Hlovous and fresh and olear, thy music doth su1'pz1ss. Bessie Mytilclzi Palm. 'cBess1e. H ..,. , Joy rises 111 mo, like ui summei' s lll0l'1l.,7 fflmrles l'c-uc-li Tliomzls. Hrll01111I1Y.,7 HO spirit! 0 spirit! he says his imimo is pool' Tom. Fraiik Latlirop True. '4Toi'ol1y. Hliook lmol'oi'e you leap. Varsity Track Teuin. 1.1111 111111 5111111111 1 HL'Zl1' .vc 11111 11111 1111111 111' 1ll1Q'1ltf' NY111'1i111QS1'v 1111151 ilt 1111- 111 H11 1 1111111511 111711121111 1x1-111-1' 821111 b1111 1111111 H111'111-111111111 111111 11 1111111 L11111111111 1 111-51111' 5llllYC' - 1 111 1111 11111111111111' 111111115 112111311 1Vi11-11X S11155. 4'B1111. Ho 1111v111' w111'ke11 11111 1110111131115 111111, Yet 111l111Bv a bluff w1'11119'11t he. 5 131151111155 Ma11:1g'111' of 111111 YVO1- 1'111'11111. WT H1111 13111111111111' f'11111111ittee. C1lZll'1GS D11'1g'111 C111'ti5. HC. 11.1, A 511111111 111111111 111111111i11Q' 1111'1111g11 11111 i'l1l' H ui G11111'ge B1'11111t. HF1'G11C111C.H u,l,i11V1lx11CC is Q111111 11111 joy 15 111P11111'. ' G001'0'e Hz1,1'1'is Collinffwood. Q CC 57 3 Bud. '40111' :1ff:1lJle z111cl 011111100113 gen- llQ111z111.'7 Ari' Eclitol' of thv lVolve1'i110. G'C1101'2l1l Cl1ai1'11m11 of 'rho HJ Hop Com111itTeQS. Mc1111l1e1' of lllll SlllLli'1llJ Cmllmil. '09-'11, ASSlSl'2ll1l IgllSlll0SS Mz111z1Q01' of Holm-acl. Fred A. Di11g'lc11'. 4'RGcl. Angles are lariglnf still, llliillgll 1111-l11'iQl1tosTf0ll. fll2lSS llzlslivt Hull. ll0111'g0 I'll'il11l'lS VOIIXYIIY. HSllllll0llS 0l',l'ilS4' :xml fllllll ol' l1u111l1lc1 1l1i11Qs.,' . , is .9151 ,- 5 in . is 1 ,, ' A - 4 +5111 1 2 , 4 1? .. ag- ,' Q. V- '.,'g Af' ,, 1 V l lx Evelyn Mary Kopf. Scorch. HHOW blessings l11'igl1te11 as ilu X lzllic their Higllff' Ulzlss Histo1'iz111 of the XV'OlXll lm- ii xxvllllillll lVc1lls l'1'z1fCl11 1L1 l'lv01' llf'il1 Louise. ' Zllltllll my 101111 llolncrt CllCSll'l' llrieslmcl Vigor 3, l3c1l11.U 5111111111 A1'111l11' Blilrtlll. B11111110. E1 51- 1111 1111111111 NX'01ll1l1l. 1 1 1'11111111111111'. 1 1111s11111111i 1.11s1111 1 111111111 H111111. 1105. ,X 1112111 XX1111l1111 11 111111111511 lb 111 11. H. 111111111 '411if11 is 11111 11111l'11 wi111 mf, Hil1'1'f' 111111 132l1il'1'. H13111i1-. 'g11111we1?11 1'11SS1llg' 111111 g'111111 191- 10XVS1l11'1 111: 51111111111 1111 1111111 1:11111'se. V111's11y 1311511111111 VFUZ1111. Xv211'Sl1.V T1'i'lC1i T011111. M1111111111' 111' 11111 .X111111111' 130211111 111 ,011 710 0 ' . f'121SS1f111111112l1i T1111111. Cqlflsg lgllslifxt 111111 '111'il1ll. Helen E11x11111-111 1J1111g11. '4131111111y. H1Y11O11 y1111 s011 713111. 112111. 111' 11111yf111. G1:01'ge xXYi111211ll 11J1'wcy. 4'A11111i1'111.M T1l11l1i you a 1111111 11111 1721111 11a1111t 11111111 0211.5 IIQLYO I 1101 111 111V 1111111 111111111 1111115 1'11111'1? C112lSS F111111111111 T1111111. as ' Gll1'1lU11 I'1YU2lI'll llSlDUl'll. Nozzle Hrllllfx lzllllos l-:lll llilll swclll. fl'llcstfli1'slls lllx ll'02lllS Ull, llllllll. lxlss lllN lOOl'.H fllzlss rlfllfllllilll. llllll .l. HlDl'UZll. Hill, 'lllll+ girls lllljx' vzlll lllll llllll lllll' Tllo lllllllrs l-:lll llll' lmlll. lY2ll'SllV 'llc-llllis NlilllZlSl'l'.l'. 1 I l2lSN llzlslllrzlll. llUElSl ill' 'fln Hull. r 'l2l111CS lll'2l1ll Hays, .ll'. '6.lilll11'1ic.', 'l'l1ll l-lliglllzl of lllll lwl-lllilllll i'l'11Tll1'j'.H Hlllllfbl'llllS1'lllll'Ul'0l,ll'l1U YYulx'lll'- llli'. f'l1zlil'111zl1l ol' llll- Jw Hop Pru- Qlillll flUll1l11ll'll'l'. rll02lSllllZlSTf'l'Ul'llltl'lllll11013. Nl0l11lHxl'0l'l'llC' Allllvllil' llllillll. Hclllllcl' of .Xlpllzl Zlflzl. Zcvllzl Alilllll lfllllllllll. XV2l11lil,llOl'02illl lllll'Ull1lllU11XYZUN2 xml OYOV3' yllzll' zlllll llllmlll sm l'ol'lll il llllw olllxw 1 Q - , Y 1Ull.XYl1l ,lUlll'l llzlllzll-ll. c'f3llllllll'zll 'gslrllio il' .YUII will. lllll llllill' llll M llllll1lTUl'Ul' lllZlll lllllzl lll Ulll Hzlzllmll Jllllllsllll. ll. Slwzll In lllll Nlll'Sl'llI2llll Hlilmllw Xvl',l'l10 H2lj'l1N f'2ll'lJO1ll0l' f ':11' nf' .' 2 Fl XVI '. lllf Ulqlflllil M. 11p1'z11't1Tl1f111.z1s11 1-x'1'1'1' 11:11 llllrll llildSflHC'kl'1I1l l1111's1'-NI111 I H 1 1 up mom . Stanley H. Pl'l'll2l1H1. 'l'l1c1'e 11 1'0:1s1111 ll1ld0l'lyi1l,, his fil11idit5'.77 Ql'1'est011 XYz1l1111' M11s1111. 1'11i V' fC 111 'ure You S 702 ll 1 1 tuc 1 f I 1 7 Ulll'l'. Louis Eu0'c11c P1-11c1'so11. IW111 .T11l111 l'l1x110. N - 5cPCtL1.77 N Sl'00d fU1'US U' l'1'llf'V4'- 'QXH 1ite1'z1t111'e wants the 011111111 lm' of il wise Hlilllf, Ke1111etl1 D. Van XVZIQOIICII. Hxmlll N '4HiS Sobel' lips H1011 climl l10 softly ll2l1'l.7, M. A. C. RClJ1'CSC1'1fiLl'lX'C 111 the State O1'zLt01'i0:1l C011t0St, '10. Cl1z1i1'111a111 of tl10 Music C0111- 111itt00 for J Hop. Class Footlmzlll. Cl1ai1'111:111 ot H10 lqllllcl' C0111- 111itte0 for H10 S0llll01l'lOl'O l3z111'l10c11e. Ex0l1:111g'0 lixlitm- of H10 Holcacl. 'Iva A. lVilso11. But little 02111 l C0111p1'cl1011cl Thy 1110t1V0 for H10s0 P1'2l1lliS.77 Mz1l0ol111 lX11ilPl'l lx0clZ10. 4'Mi1l.'7 l10c1cll1o3s lm L Jflli ll m1mtc1m.l1uts0 0'o0d lmvc I 0'1'OXY1'1 I love i111otl101' lb0Y7S s1st01' as Well as 111 V O XY 11 . 1111111 T111111-11111' f'1111w011. M111'g'111'111 11111 111111. 1 ' Hf'11c11110.', 11,111'1'1'. - 1 'T111' W11111 I Wi11, I wi11, 111111 C'1111111' 1111 111111 s111111- l111' 11111 1111i11s. 1116?1'Q1S 2111 01111.,' C'111ss F11111111111 T011111. Xv1Y10ll 11111111111 ,xlll11'l'S11ll. 1 A1111y. Z1+1i11 6121111111 H1111111211. Q 1,111 1111 111111111 '11ll'1i 111111 1 111s111l1', ', 4 4'G1111111e.H 11111 il f'111'i111l1i1111. Il 11111 111' l'll1'1110, a 'LX 1-111111Ca11 11s1i il 1110115111111 qucs Q111111 11111.11 1i1111s 111111 il who 1112111 CQ111111 f'111ss 1711111111111. 1 1111sW1'1'.H 1 1'111ss 1111x1101 111111. 1 A111111 11111111111-1 ' f,'11111'1es 1111111111 I'1111e1'g'1111. , 77 ' AX 1111111 111111 lllilll. 4401111011- 11 111ss 111111111111. HPl1S1l 011. Keep 1T10V11'1g.,, Carl I'Ii'lll'.Y Knopf i-Yy,77 mmm 5 .lt xc .Is - STI Nff'1N1b0l'0'fHlt' Xlplm Zv ROC: Twwls Imvvlllv. A Ol' . JV 5415 . I,m'd?,' Bert YY. Tu-ltlx. BMT. mov 11 11 ' that HT Mz11'g'z1 1'Ol Advllzl ICUIIZIK M:11'g'.'7 Jitflfn buf oh mylw f'1zlSS Xvi0C-Ijl'0Siil0ll1 'US-'00 X 2l1'SiJfj' 'l'01mis 'l'c-zum. HV' Hop l'1'ug'1'z1111 ftiblllllli If'1'Cll Hl'm'v1' XYHSHII. g'l'l1d M HXVIIOIC shall wv mlillvf, Ulzlss Football. 1'11'X'i1l IJ. Bvllill. '7l'idc-. 'l'lm11Ql1 l:1sI.11u1 lc-zlsif' All'XilllllUl' M1-N llllll. . am. . 11 YN 111111 is Mlz11'ju1'iw lll'illll0'Y. ssv Q ill','t' lllZl'X' w11l111'v nnurv, ' VC lsl 0 in But l1ttl0 barks must lump 110:11 SllUl'l'.,' 4. 5 tl . l l, I X Herbert l111lal1 lJ11tl1ic-. '4D11tl1f' Aoalous, yet 1110tl0st.', Varsity Basket Ball. Class Baseball. HJ Hop Eligibility C'o111111itt0P Cl121l1'1HH11. CIF Harley A1'tl1111' l,U1'1ll2l11. Do1'111.'7 'glVltl1 g1'aC'0t'11l stops lm vlimbs the stairsf, Albert frutig. NA simple fa1'11101' lad, Xflllllllg at all about him baclf' Cllass Baseball. . s 'S , 1 ,A 1 A1106 lu. J1'll01'1'. gf HShe iS f11H0f111111'11i11Q' 111111 gwvml QQ Wishesf' .Q .HQ V XX 11111111 Igfxlll f'l2lI'k. they 11111. X EdXYflf1'd XYilli:1111 S101-k. HI do not like this fo0li11g. Flllllkf lhox' 1:1111 Cllllillllxl' wlw 1111111111 BI,illll'lt'l' H. Igllifk. Iwi 1111s 1l0s1-1'ilm 1111- 111111lc1sC1'i11- ,- - .. v ff . ffl1li111'd V111'1l1-11 M1-Ix1l1l1111. f'lil'l'.7' AX 1111111 ul'1111-lws. 111111 1'x'1'1'1' 111011 il ll'lill1.H Class P1'0sidc11t1, ,HSP-'l11. Vlzlss Uzlsvbzlll. Class T1'0ZlSlU'l'l'. '08-'09, .X dv01'1iisi11g M1111z1Q'01' of 11111 YYOI- 1'111'I11Q. , , Y , , .lz1111c1s lus1111 lmrk. 61 ' 77 J,1111111y. H1- IIOVCI' p1'0s111110d To mnkv an 111'1'01' C102ll'Cl' In short Jfhl'l'0 110V01' was A 15101161 IlO2U'Gl'.77 Jolm Artlxui' Hlbllll'1l. '4.lol11111y. '6So11'1otl1i11g ll0lXYCPll z ' 'z mil 51- liolpf, Floss Baseball. fllilltoii fffloiiioiit .loin-S. Half of oui'li11owlmlo'o wo Ill sllZll1ll.110l,lfllxl. Arno ltzlilo. mfzlliofl Not l.Ul'XY2ll'fl. but momlosl' :I lmtioilt in clispositionff Vuxilx Tlll1llN 'l' H. Hugh Uoplail. CCHL77 Wrinkle not thy fnov with too mm-li lmiglitoixi' Class Football. lou J. f'0l'fl'lQ'lll'. MCo1't. Van one love twin-O. Momboi' of tho iiflilm-tim' Boiud ,OH-'ll9. Mioiulmei' of tho Hllltllllll' Council 'US-iofl. Vzlrsiioy Footlmll Tozml. lllzlss Baseball 'l'ozun. ,Xtlllotio ECli'ro1'ol'tlw XY0lYC1'i11C. lfllizabetli Holoii Si'll1l0lClC1'. '4Bess. How pretty llei' lrlusliing Was, anal how again Sho lllllSll01l.H Co-ed Editor ol' tho Hoload. 46 1. Flfwtl l ililrlxs He 1111-lC6Cl lll2lli0S il noise and lll'll11'1S for populzu' 0111-5 George lYz11'111i11f1'tu11. 'N J Mae Villa l 111'111z1lce. '4M:10. Mindful, not of l1e1's0lf. , l Ralph XX:1to1-l1111'y l'owvll. U X . 1 1 Lll'GFtf11PSS lumws 1TSell. 1 1 rw v - l RlCl1llH'l' ul lilll l:l'l'2l ill 1 V1 . . . l C lz1Ss l11'Cz1s111'v1'. 1151-'l0. Leo lll'v1111 S4-1111. 41111111 lll0ll ln Lr11'e11 l'll'Zllll' Kurtz. HB il l . Hllet me lmlve lllllll? own way il 1d I slmll lw PlCilSZll1lA.H f'l z1ssp1'eSi1l011T 708309. Dex 1110 lfllllllx W ood -XNNISHIIIY A vm-Vtls ' .Az 110 1 'iVYi'27' if ' HU WUUM if 110 Wfllld-N l fgu 1 1'cdcf1'ick Juscpll Godin. Ml lllg H111 gm' 1' XVUIY xl'ill0. UI' fll 1 1,Ni'2ll' lillstuvc- .X111l1'a'su11. Vlzlss Ilzlwlnzlll. f1lZlSS Iizlslwi Hull. 1112185 l 4mllv:1H. Silllllllq Ilillfiblll Alnkvr. H:1111111y. II:1ppx' Ill that wc uw nor ovcl' H :1ppy. . Alfred Iil'1l1ll'ii'liS0ll. hS1lUl'f.,, '4Ol1!ll1e Irish 21llllTl1C,DlIlUll, XVIIV t l10V dmft ill110llll1' io IIN lu! I ' 3 I oorzly. For the Hfrzlndzlllmwiml! Leona Xzltnlio Lev. Hlfzlf, HHI11' uevcfl' thinks for il mmm llmt slw is not z1tt1':1c-tin: or forg 1 Nc 7 in look as cl1:11'111i11g' as mssi x Flaws X 100-I'1'vs1flv11I 706-,OT Ich .lolm llobvlft flOl'llNYOll. Jack. A man he seems ol' olleerlul x'cw-'- -15 - cfo11l1mlv11t tomouo ,. Lllaumau ot tlu .l Hop Du matingCo1111nittr-0. Class Football rllllillll. Class Baseball ll,l'illll. 3IC1HlH'l' ol tba- .xlllll'll4' llUill'fl Hil'1'1'5' Gilbert Snow. USl1o1't. HTl1G Lost Slwvpf' Class Baseball. Xeil Yau Horne. Va11. 'CO this lG31'11l11QQ what a thing' it S fll2l,l'C1lt'lt Sago llov. l3lo114l.x'.H HX our worcl is as Qoorl as a banlx, l ?7 X f'l1 1i1'n'1a11 ol' tbo NJN Hop llan quot f'o111111ltto0. lllllblffl' llowarml llm-lilov. 9 x 77 lynx-li. 0l1! tllox' tltbllll vxpm-1-I mufrll lllllll mt 7' 1 fllllll'lllilll ol' Ilw NJN Hop Sta llUllt'l'Y fl0llllllllll'U. Tll0lllilS Valliu lYl1ytv. Yistl1isZ lYi11il'1'0cl litlwl l 0lt'ou. 'flllilulio lVitl1 mirth Zlllll luuglllol' lor olml riuklos como. 3 V, , . . . ., . - 'Ulu Hop lullgllnllry flHllllllll'fOU. Ralph Nl ulu-1' 504111. Lllalllca lmull lmsc. lYllzlIl'VOl'l1t' mlicl was mlouc with eo much owe N Flora I. Bates. Flora, Stately and tall, she moves in the l1z1ll.', Cl ass Vice-President '06-'07. li111e1'So11 Allen lX1'1HStl'011g. HlX1'111j'.U l 11cVe1'witl1 ll'l'1l'DU1'fZl11l air ln f'01'1V61'SilTl011 oYe1'boa1'. lflmlwmcl George Slmlmell. He wrestled, so he did. Mary Bertlm l3C1111l11gfO11. M:u'y. 16 , , , , , . ' M2111 was not 11111clo to quostlon but adore. Sooieti' Editor ol' t'l1v lVolvo1'i11o. I'IG1'Il'1ZL11 F1'eclo1'iCli Ii1lOlil2llll'll. HH01'111.,' A 113111678 21 11211110 for il, tlmtf, X1 bottio Kraus. HA Ch Mein---ln H:111'1'y lVilliz1111 Rowley. Thou on XVll0l'Q duty loads My oourse be 011XVi1l'Cl Still. l'll'ill1li lilroy Bi11'l0XY. Hllzlllfy i l'l1i11li 011 Tlly sins. Helen Marie lfliollele. c'l1izzie.', I know not Why I love this youthg and I have l1ca11'cl you say Loves 1'e2Lso11 XYlTl10l1f 1'ez1Sou.'7 George Elwin Watts. '4S1ecpy.', Tho thirst of power, the fever of ambition. Jacob DeKoning. 4'.Tack. Ci 7 ' I in not so nice To change truo rulcs for odd in- ventionsf' YVi11ia1n Henry Urquhart. HA civil habit oft covers at good man. Meinhor of Tau Beta Pi. Hztnnuh XVi11ia1nson. In her experience all of 1101 il'I0lliiS 1'Oi1Gd.,, August Blust. Let all things he done dm-eirtlv and in order. Lawrence Reuben Queul. Bob-White. I :un il much persecuted man. EZIl'11GSt Roboift Bulclwiii. Bi1lflV I l1a1'0 an 0XpoS1t1o11 of M0011 001110 upon 11107 Ecl1111111cl Phillip lllanclel. Mz1gg'i0.', HI 21111 SIIIC that 02110 is H11 011011111 ' 1 77 U MJ Hop Eligibilifv Co111111it'r00. in hiv' 0liYC1' 1l011TOiTl1 Elliott. Q V 1'iJfllOl Calqlwell, Ollie, ' .j f' Hil'iC?Zll'lf'.7, 'Cl 11111 il 1111111 of 11021005 God liiiows ' 'W To sponli but littlo b00o111eg 51 how I love Deacof' ' i ' NY0l'l'l2lll.7, Robert Stanton Ruwscll Bob. Tl101o 1S 21 13192131110 S1110 Virgil T- Bogue. I11l10i11g I11HdQXVl1lCl11l01lQlllli lllilil- HTIIGY C2111 COHQIIGI' Wl10 lJGliCVG 111011 know AsS1Sta11t Business M2111-10'01' of the XXlOlVQl'l11G. ' ri they can. Edmund Caryl Chaney. Cl1ink. '4lVe are too much haunted with ourselves. Class Basket Ball Team. Class Baseball. Class Football. .lilizabetll Gennings Frazer. ' Bess. She awakens Cl1QQ1'fl1ll5' in the 1llO1'11ll1g.H U0-lid Editor of the Holead. Vlass Vice-President '09-'1O. Elnory YVesley Tappan. '6He is well paid who is Well saus- fied. Mark B. Harris. Studious let me sit . And hold high converse With the mighty cleaclf' Fred HfDXX'ilil,'fl Tillotson. Tilly.', HSkillcd in feats of strength. Varsity Track Team. Mable Margaret Robison. Bobbie I cannot tell how the truth may bog I say the tale as it was told to me. HJ Hop Decorating Committee. Henry Basil IVales. I am a man and I have an in- terest in everything that concerns humanityf, Member of Alpha Zeta. U. S. Crane. HCurly.,' 'cBy your own reportg a linguistfl Clare Sullivan Severance. Let milflness ever attend your tongue. Menibcr ot' Alpha Zeta. Ethel Trautman. 'cHer voioe was ever soft, gentle and lowg an excellent thing in woman. Benjamin Church Porter. Bennie.,' HA dreflle smart man. Meinher of Alpha Zeta. Louis Pauly lVallier. Polly 'That he is gentle-, etc. Harry Samuel Peterson. ccpatuaa '4Shall I go on? Or have I said enough? Varsity Baseball. Guy Harmon Smith. HS1lllll'j'.H Look, he is winding up the watch of his Witg bye and bye it will strike. Assistant Art Editor of the Viol- Verine. Humorous Editor of the Holcfad. Eduard Christian liindemann. Lincly.7' Literary Editor ot the lllolver- ine. Assistant Editor ofthe Holcad. Class Treasurer '09-'10. Class Football. Class Baseball. President of the Cosmopolitan Uluh. Boy J. Van llviiilile. CC ' 77 Rip. '4That that is is-H 7 Class Baseball. Stephen lVilliam Perrino. It aught ohstruet thy Course, yet Staml 11ot stillf' 3l0llllD0l' ol' 'llau Beta 'l'i. Xvillitll' Altrecl Xewtou. 6CFiQ.77 HXVllll'll not even Critics eriti- oisef' Howard Tracy Kay. So long as the fates permit, lives 111 f'lll'0l l'llll1l0SS.,7 .Tohu Frank Mofflosh. g'H1s worcls are honclsg his oaths, O1'2N'l0N.,, Charles Samuel Laiigtlou. HSa111111y.,' You Sauuuy lmoy, 1'Q111C1HlJO1'-U Class Baseliall. llleuilrel' ot' Alpha Zeta. James Glenn France. Hwlvllflll I have anything to do I go aml do it. Varsity 'Fra ek Team. John Jesse Harris. fileim Albert Sauforfl. 3111 77 Cf 1 77 1y Cl2l11Q'O1'i'llll'lly lies in ac-tion. Alfred Xvllllililll lValliup. HUV11I1'12111'liGd he stoorl aruoug the throng lu rumiiiatiou deep aufl long. Bvalter iilli1l'l0S hlalisliy. '4f'ou11t.,' Au awful liic-lierf' Class Footlnall. Varsity Beserves. Charles ll. l o1'ste1'. Hf'l111c-li.', No truly great 1ua11 ever tliougflit l1i111sell'so. Sl'i1ilUHCl'Y fiiHllllllll'l0l' of JH Hop. Edna Belle BIl'N2lllQl1l0ll. 'CA tender heartg a will iiillexililef' HJ Hop Beeoratliug' Clommittee. llouis Palmer lliutlsley. HljlSC1'9ll01l i11 speeeh is more than eloquence. Cork. uTllOl'0,S a good time f'0ll'llllQ'.7, Class Basket Ball. Class Football. James H. Meflutc-lieou. Mao ally owu thoughts are lllj' OXVII 1'0llllHllll01lS.H flll2ll'l0S A11fl1'OXV Hamilton. '4Sl1orty. 4'He stoopeml to nothing' hut a floo1'.', l 1'etl Jerome Bieliartls. mllaste the joy that springs lqrom l2llb0l'.,, Blfllllllxl' ot' Tau Beta l'i. George Perry SlJ1'l1lQ0l'. His stature is somewhat low. You 1' llC1'0 shoulcl he tall you liuowf? Hemlmei' ot Tau Beta I'i. ltlrauk Cleveland Dayharsh. Pete IF he take you in hand. sir, with an argument He'll hray you in a mortar. 1911 Class Notables. Ezry Ben Adams. He111l S11111111111 . BlzICliSlIll11l P3S1l'Ylll21ll . Aged fellow Flighty 111111 . f'111111'1111 Qlxlll XV1111 1lw11rke 1' C'hi111' 1l1'll'l' . Sll111JCl'5' 11110 C'1111k .... New-11111w11111111 . Q.. 1 . 1 1 1111111 s1.11111111 . l'r111-i1111s 111111 91111111 XY0l'1i0l' . 17111-111'11IiV11 111111 . 1 QQ' Q ' 1 115111115111 lllilll Flower 111 ilfoillllwv rFl'ilf'1i 1111111 . . High j1111111111' . 011111 111'11I111si1i1111 . 13111111 111111-11 11111si1-i1111 f'hi111' 11111111s1 1111111 . M1111113' s11V111' . 121111-11111 Q11111 0111111 1'111'11s1111' 1 ' 17 11111'111g11111's . 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The 111111111s 111 11111111 115 lie 111051 1-1111erf11l!,' 11111 11111 1l11w11 Z 11sk111l Ezry. '4X1111e. 11111 1111111.31 111111111111 11111 DOV11111. Ezry sighed. 111111 s11e11 il 111111: 'WV1111 1 guess 1 1-1111'1 get i11 1111 0VGl'j'1111llQ'. 1111111 11' 1 1111 l11XVilw'S 211101111 1111111111,-1111V111' 1-111 drill,- X11x'111' 1'11ss.-1111v11r 111iss 1113' 1Jl'0illi1'2lSf.-lOYG My 111111111i11s.-111111 2l1XVl1YS 1l1'11w .Vs i11 P11Ysi11s! 'l'1111 1l11vi1111 11111k 1111111s 211111 1lep111'11111. Tl1e 1111X1 night H11 01111111 ilgillll like fl l11111i11011s CH1 ligl11, 1 lkllll sh11w111l 11111 llillllPS 11111 111111'-f'11ie1' 111111 hlessecl, gkllll 111! filllffll' 11111'111i11 111 11111' l'r111s.1 B1111 Ezry led all 11111 1'11s1. T. HER. From the Senior's View Point. llIlll'C1l goes 11111 like il li1111g As it Came i11 like il lilllllbg 11111 as I do 1101 have 111 drill I 1111 11111 Care il s1r11W! Innocence. Barrows: gilt grows, sometimes, to reaeh the size of a beer kegff Stude: 4'How large is that? Oh, Hazelnuts !! A student, looking into a down-town jewelry store window and notieing a bit ot jewelry on which was the sign Thi-s size for -l?75.00, exclaimed, Me too. In Poly Science. l'arl: Ulf the House passes a bill and sends it to the Senate and the Senate amends tl1e bill and returns it to the House but the House refuses to aeeept the bill as amended and amends it and sends it, witl1 amend- ment added. to the Senate and the Senate in turn re- fuses the House's amendment :-what happenslv Prof R-r. tblanklyl : Hlleg pardonf' Earl repeats. Prof. R-r: ul donit think so-nolv Collegeville Gossip. The Old Manf, looking up from paper: Did you know there was an earthquake last night? The Hflld Lady, with a glanee at the dislodged ceiling plaster: I heard roomers to that effect. 'illlhy does the engine look so sad? asked the in- jeetor. P Ulleeause it has just sultered a reverse! answered the lubrieator. Resolutions. VVHEREAS, the elements are all powerful. uneertain and uneontrollable: and XVHEREAS, the distance from town paeeth many eubits on danee-wearied feet: and YVHEREA S, an owl ear runneth not on the M. ll. R.: be it hereby RESOLVED, That we. who importeth maidens from our neighboring eity, forego the '4Honie. Sweet Homew divinely sounded forth at our lengthy pre-mid- nights: and be it 'l'urther RESOLVED. 'llhat we deposit said maidens in said eity without hesitation upon our arrival therein, thus enabling us to reaeh our humble holes in our College domieitle at an earthly hour and in palpable and agree- able spirits. tSignedl DOYVN-TOXYN PVSSERS. The Difference. Sloat tin Eng. elassl : Hllr. Kedzie, what's the dis- tint-tion between Hades and Purgatory? Kedzie: Temperaturef' How About It? Knot-ker: Hlllhat good does studying this high- ilown Poetry do a fellow ZH lnstruetor: Hlllhy. Poetry is mueh more expressive than Prose. A person ean tell more in Poetry' than he ean in equal number of words in Prosefi Knoeker: 'iHow's it eome that tl1ev donit write tele- grams in Poetry then? 77 ' F RESHMEN MDM!-WL Officers. 'es11h i11l. S. T. Orr Yiuv I,1't?Sil1Q11l, AIil1'jO1'.V Hoyt K U ll 1.115 , M. H. Randall 'l'1'w1sl11'01'. If. H. Mmfllvrn Lautner, Ernest Stephen valleau' Merle Etta Alger, Eulalia Belle Allen, Fernelle Marie Allen, Frank Knight Allen, Verna Sprang Anderson, Russell Eugene Armstrong, Edward Clayton Arner, Lucy Marjorie Ashley, Lee Jones Atwater, Charles Edwin Baden, Philip Badour, Arlie Baker, Charles Bradley Baker, Chauncey Gordon Ballard, Clinton Vede Bancroft, Harry Lee Barnard, John William Barnhart, Willis Judson Barnum, Carl Fisk Barnum, Harold Herbert Barrett, Orley Glen Bates, Harry Ransom Beck, Samuel Alfred Bemis, Herbert James Bender, Edward Roscoe Benge, George Edward Benner, Lee Oscar Bennett, Donald Morrison Binding, Leo Ross Bishop, Harry John Blair, Duane Alger Blood, Charles Ashton Blue. William Warner Bolen, Lela Maud Bone, Harry Earle Bovay, Arthur Grant Bradley, Charles Thompson Bradley, Harry Haze Branch, George Verne Brody, James Seeley Brown, Roy Washington Browning, Irving Robert Brumm, Lynn Stuart Burns, Charles Glenn Caldwell, Theodore Halleck Campbell, Grace May Carl, Rollin Dennis Carmody, John Henry Carter, Anna Irene Chambers, Leo LaVerne Chappelle, Jennie Alberta Chilson, Clinton Hammond Clark, Karl Samuel Coffeen, Coffeen, Curtis Linden Vera A. Collins, Earl Harry Collins, Harry Van Cover, George Ganiard Crafts, Hazel Louise Cronk, Arthur Vvalter Crosby, Ruth Estella Crysler, Fred W. Culver, Edward Gifford Curtis, Mildred Hoit Dahlstrom. John Theodore Davis. Harry Stephen Day, Arthur Elkaney Dean, Truman J. Dearborn, Alida Antoinette DeGraff, Earl VValdo Delvin, Delyin, Ray Birn Sylvester Flint Dibble. Alfred Edwin Dickinson, Charles Harry Dickinson, Donald Arthur Dickson. Matthew Ellis Doherty, Alfred James, Jr. Duddles. Ralph Emerson Dyer, George Vifashington Edwards, Donna Smith Eidson, Arthur Wilber Ellis, Benjamin Franklin Ellis, Grace Eriksen, Erik August Evans, Ronald Krake Eyer, Lloyd Elmer Ferguson, John Russell Fisher. Durward Frederick Forster, Charles D. Foskit, Glenn Leverene Fox, Elmer Daniel Friar, Edward James Gabel, Gordon George Gardner, Leon Burns Gardner, Max William Gardner, VVilliam Alfred Garvey, Clarence Ross Gay, Carl R. Geagley, VVilliam Carl Gearing, Milton John Geih, Horace Valentine Gibson, Edmund Harrison Giddings, Rupert John Gifford, Charles Ralph Gilbert, Gale YVhite Gilbert, Inez Gliem, Marie Ernstinc Goodell, Ralph Alfred Greve, Carl Frederick Gridley, Norman Brown Groothuis, Herman Gunnison, Elmer Howell Hall, Herbert Dumont Hall, Sumner Lovern Hammond, Dana Charles Hammond, Hunter L, Hansen, Nels. Jr Harris, Frederic Robert Harrison, Charles Loc Hart, Josephine Rena Hawkins, Lucile Maude Hebard, Frank Foster Herbert, May Dora Hewitt, Fred Frank Hilbert. Joseph Victor Himelherger, Leo Ransom Hlrshleifer. Louis Hobart, Alanson Chapin Hobart, Dean Estes Hock, Elmer Forrest Holland. Maurice Lawrenc Holley, Otto Burnham Holmes. Ezra Israel Horst, Emory Louis Hosner, Herbert Roy Hotchin, Earle Edward B Hotchkiss, Herbert Henry Jar- rette Hough, Howard William Howe, Bessie Gertrude Hoyt, H. Margaret Hueber, Earle Lloyd Hyde, Vera Clare Iddles, Alfred Jahraus, Harold A. Johnson, William Riker Jonas, Joseph Frank Juergens, Edward Frank Kadvn. Frederick Charles Kane, Forrest Hart Kawada, Yoshio Kessler, Theodore Francis Ketcham, Paul Dwight Ketchum, Yernc Lee Kiefer, Earl Chester Keith, Fannie Elizabeth Knapp. Charles VVllliur Knapp. Leo Jay Knapp. XValter H. Knowles, Bernard Aloysius Knowlton. Harry E. LeClear, James Marvin, Jr. Likefelt, Edwin Alonzo Lockwood, Carrie Josephine Logan. Margaret Loveland, Harold Vcllette Mr-Dermid. Frank Harwood McGraw, VVilliam Elmer McKlm, Donald VVallace McNanney, VVllliam Arthur McNutt, R. D Mason, Arthur Charles Mead, Alfred Burton Mead, Alywin Frances Mead. Ruth Merritt, Frank Elias Miller, John Allen Morse, Laura Morse, Robert Marcus Mosley, Frances Orpha Moulton, Burt Frederick Muellenbach, Lillian Matilda Munn, Mancel Thornton Myers, Joseph Benson Nason, Maude Esther Nelson, Alfred Huntington North, LeRoi Ransom Norton, Helen Louise Oherdorffer, Cora Alice O'Dell, George Maywood Orr, Stephen Torrance Orr, Vvesley Burton Pailthrop, Raymond Randall Palmer, George Harlie Parsons, Channing VVilson Pattison. Benjamin Purdy Pedersen, Walter Siegfried Perkins, Charles Holden Potts, Aurelia Belle Randall, Meredith Snow Ransom, Katharine Reed. Luther James Richardson, Mary Agnes Robinson. Lutie Ethel Rohn, Mildred Belle Rumsey, Oscar Ray Ryther, Cyril Gordon Sackrider. Ard Thomas Sanford, Earl Clifford Schaeffer, Olen Jay Shaw, Harry Schleussner, Otto VVilliam Schneider, Henry William Schwader, Ernest Lindol Scott, Anna Louise . Scott, Ralph VValter Scriber, Lynn William Selfridge, Neil Houston Severance, William Carleton Sheap, Alton Van Neida Shetheld, George Charles Sheldon, Helen Mildred Shuart, Albert Brinkerhoff Shuttleworth, Earl Harrison Sinlinger, Florence K. Sloss, Adna Smiley, Frederick Andrew Smith, Edwin Smith, Elma Harriett Smith, James Axtell Smith, Philena Esther Smith, Sidney Samuel Sorenson, Arthur Alexander Sours, Edwin Edward Spangler, Frederick William Sperry, Lucille Marie Stahl, Charles A,, Staples, Henry Lord Steffens, Louis Henry Stone, Fred Almon Sykes, Harold Hughes Taft. Harry Goodell Taylor, Hiram Erne Tenkonohy, Rudolph John Thompson, Edward Eldert Truax, Hartley Eugene Tubbs, Clarence Caldwell VanDervoort, Sara Ellen Van Meter, Morton , Vincent, William Chamberlin Voss, Arvilla Sophia Wadd, Roy James Warner, Russell Ammon VVebb, Chauncey Earl Westerveld, Ira. VVeston, Gerald VVillis Weston, Harriett Whitacre, Clarence J. White, George Alfred Wilcox, Harry Earle Williams, Clyde S. Wilson, Donald Maxwell Withenbury, Philip Sheridan Wood, Ruth Ella ' Wood, Walter Amos Woodin, Irving John if ff 5 M 3 5 3 ?42 ? i,m ,5 S 55555333535 smgq a22g,m.vs 42 -www We W 3 225 555313 595333. 335 YT!! Q3 P 3534 L - 3 i t I M 95, 6 33383533 3 2. 3 ? Almost Caught. Frof. '6Wl1y did the author choose an oak for this tree? lVell, because to the oak has always been at- tached a certain air of mystery, a wierd-ah! Mr. H.. what attached to the oak CW Mr. H. twho has been holding a private conversa- tion with his neighborl Beg pardon? Oh!-acornsf, At Xmas Vacation. He called on her. They discussed the coming Hop. ulleary. I haye a new set of Furs. Shall I wear them up to M. A. CW, He. enthusiastically: '4Sure. Put on all the dog you can. A n d that's one reason she went with the other tellow. Personal. Prof. Shaw: '4How many in this class are familiar with lVild Oats? That fellow has such taking ways. and he made such a touching appeal. lVhat about? He dunned me for class dues! Let Us Sing! It was in early spring. the day ot the Tntercollegiate Oratorical. Scorch and Bob were out walking. They came to a place where a plank bridged a puddle. Ot' course the lady went tlrst. with Bob close behind. An Albion student. observing this. commenced to sing softly Hliead. Kindly Tiight-H Explained at Last. The Lansing ear is always late. The reason is. you'll tind. Because the one ahead of it ls apt to be behind. Scientific. Remedy for a euekoo eloek which fails to announce the hours: Cut down the supply of bird seed and the meehanieal ayiator will get sore and go on a strike. On Monday. First Fellow. pointing to the fthieken Department: NlVhat name of a member ot the Vegetable Kingdom might be applied to that? Second Fellow: 4'Got me. First Fellow: Call it an ltlgg-plant. 77 On Tuesday. Sec-ond Fellow: Htlh, by the way. Hess, what name of a, member of the Vegetable Kingdom might that be ealled after? Bess: 'Wall it a tree. Sec-ond Fellow: A tree? lVhat kind of a tree? Bess: Foul-try.'i 77 HNOTTITIIQ' spoils a eolt in a stall.-doing nothing: and the same might be said of a young manf,-Shaw. A New Slide-Rule. For use by baseball players: Feet first. wheneyer possiblef, quicker than standing idle K 5 'I 7 iff ,GN -o E ,E W ,gy A, 4 fx 11? me QJJW Officers. r , '.l.,X11011 v '1 -1' ,Ill'l'Sitlt'lll. .lvssie XVhi,T1ll'y W QM X X 'l'1'c':lsl11'v1'. f'. H. Til 'lor l X X S0l'l't'T2l1 X'. li. Sm X Rfk 1 1 , X 1 , Tw Ki A ' JW W V X H! INV , NM I' lllll lfffw iowa 1 5 Allen, Caroline Allen, Duane Winslow Allen, Heman Hawthorne Allen, Percy Ira Amphlett, Cora Gertrude Anderson, Esther Elizabeth Andrews, Francis Engelbert Andrus, Harold E. Armstrong, Orville Robert Atwater, Leon Webster Avery, Jeane P. Bailey, Frank Taylor Bailey, William Benjamin Baker, Thomas Fred Ball, Luie Hopkins Baker, Helen Frances Barton, Charles Francis Bateson, George Franklin Bauer, Clifford Lawrence Bauer, Vifalter Ferdinand Beeman, Howard Newell Belknap, Julie Adeline Benny, Carey VVilliams Beyschlag, Lucille Beyschlag, Marguerite Louise Bigelow, Hartwell Greene Bird, Ford Marshall Bissell, Richard Elwood Blomquist, Fritz Theodore Borgman, Harold Henry Bowles, Herbert Rudolph Bradford. Florence Bradford, Melvina Mae Bradley, Guy Bradley, Marie Menize Brandes, Elmer XValker Braus, Fred Charles Brethouwer, George Brice, Dwight Allen Bridges, Joseph Briggs, Harold Pierce Bristol, Metta Claire Brooks, John Adams, Jr. Brown, Hildreth Staring Brusselbach, Ruth Antoinette Burget, Leon Wilbur Burns, Franklin Barnhart Burr, Frank Marvin Busch, Frederick William Calrow, Paul Campbell, LeRoy Wardell Campbell, Peter Donald Carey, Lafayette Charles Carey, Owen Carstens, Carl Christopher Carstens, Mellta Christine Chamberlin, Ralph Gerald Chambers, Edward George Chandler, Clara Louise Chapman, Carroll Barney Chiu, Chin Clemens, Louise Isabel Clemens, Ruby Salome Close, Edmund Allen Clothier, Herbert George Cobb, Leslie Allen Coleman, Harold George Colgan, Richard Andrew Collette, Ralph Kenneth Colvin, Chrystal Genevieve Conway, Thomas Earl Cook, Gerald D. Cooley, Edgerton Cooper Cooley, VVi1liam Sedgwick Corbett, Lucy Rose Corey, Walter Coombs Cotton, Harry Lynn Courtright, Morris L. Cowing, Frank Crafts, Virginia Joyce Craig, Robert Burns Crane, Laura Edna Crawford, Francis Clifford Crone, Leonard Crown, William Wesson Cumming, William Sinclair Davidson, William Leslie Davis, Frank Robert Davis, Howard Lincoln Dean, Samuel Mills DeGlopper, Martin Delzell, Harold Vifebster Dennis, John DeWaele, Charles Henry Dewey, Clyde Charles Dewitt, Lura A. Dick, Raymond Ii'win Dickinson, Grace Mary Digby, Earl Leo Dillman, Grover Cleve-land Dimmick, Seraphine Doan, George H, Dodge, Sophie Dane Douglas, Earl Chester Downey, XVilliam Durlc-y Downing, VVilbur Smith Dunn, Lancie VVilliam Eddy, Alfred Edward, Otto Ford Edwardsen, Arling Ferdinand Edwardsen. Christian Axel Bernhardt England, Carl J. Esselstyn, Lewis Spencer Essig, B. Clark Evans, Glenn Dale Ewing, Frank Harrison Fahringer, Rebecca May Fairchild, Iler James Fasoldt, Karl Neville Favorite, Nellie Grace Ferguson, Alden Carl Ferrick, Arthur James Fields, Walter Samuel Filkins, Stanley Jay Finn, Scott Eaton Fletcher, John De-Shon Fogle, Floyd Earl Foote, VVilliain Seneca Fowler, Lucy Martha Fox, Guy Vincent Frahm, Norman Fred Frank, Walter Joseph Fraser, YVllliam Donald Fulton, Ethel Julia Gaffney, Edward Bernard Gardner, Harriet Barbara Garner, Ava Gene Gay, Lindsley Edward Germond, Franklin Robert Geyer, Elmer Charles Gibson, Frances Jessie Gigandet, Pauline Marie Gilson, Clair Asa Gittleman, Aubrey Glickley, Sybil Mary Glines, Edith Florence Godding, Dan Levi Goodman, Booth Bertram Goodwin, Ozias Talcott Gorenflo, Elmer Frederick Gorton, Gladys Leona Granger, Fred L, Graham, Gladys Phyllis Graves, Richard Earle Gray, Leon Duane Gribble, William Charles Gunn, Ford Lawrence Hack, David George Hagerman, Dcloy Lesly Hall, Carroll Hersey Hall, Harry Halliday, Ray Benjamin Hamilton, Joseph Heald Hansen, Albert Marcus Harvey, Burtwill Haskell, Albert Barnard Haugh, Raymond Rex Hayes, Florence Marie , Hayes, Harold Tyler Hayward, Blanche Lowe Hazen, J. B Heitsch, George Hendrickson, Arthur Howard Hewitt, Howard Eugene High, Charles Edward Hildorf. VVa1ter Gotliep Hill, .loseph Eugene Hill. Leon James Hill, Randolph Maxwell Hogan, Susie Juanita Hogue, Louise Holden, Rensley Holmes, Albert Blackwood Hopkins, Arba Burritt Hopphan, Lewis Paul Howard, Roy Bostlcr Howe, Emily Eva Humphrey, Madison James Hunn, Howard H. Hutchings, Glen Dale Hutchins, Herbert Alger Hutchins, Lee Milo Hutchinson, Mabel Althea Hutton, Kenneth Waterman Ide, Zelnia Celia Isbell, Norman David Jacklin, Harold Madison Jakway, Clara Joice Jeffries, Schuyler Alva Johnson, Julius Edinburg Jones, Maud Electa Kanters, Lloyd McNeal Keiffer, Paul Lister Kelley, Leon Perry Kidman, Carl M. Kimball, Richard Mautheno Klshigo, William Klinger, Karl Mott Klosterman, Evert Knapp, Morris Knickerbocker, Mamie Maude Knierim, Carrie Christine Krause, Otto Alwin Krieger, Charles Milo Kroodsma, Raymond Frederick Kunze, Emil Leo Lamorcaux, Hazel Louise Lamoreaux, Madge Langworthy, Hannah Virginia Lardie, George Leslie Lawrence, Myra Huyck Lawson, Edward Russell LeBeau, Mac Leo Lester, Claude R. Leewicke, Maximillian Aloysius Lewis, Almyra Dewey Lewis, Clayton Arthur Lewis, Lynn Lloyd, William Huntington Lombard, Eva Rosellen Longnecker, John Lord, Charles Story Loree, Martha Yan Ordcn Loree, Robert Earl Lovelace, Edward Keets Lowe, Harvey James McClintock, James Allycrtinc McCreery, Lee Bishop McCurdy, Byron Casper McDonald, James Allan McDonald, William Arthur McGregor, Stuart Dani:-l McKenzie, Hazel Imogene McKillop, Mary Ethel Mclntyre, Howard Hoke Macdonald, Joseph Alexander MacGowan, YViliam Spencer Maclnness, Carroll Archie Mack, Grace Magdalene Mains, Edwin Butterworth Markley, Leland Stanford Mason, Allen James Mason, Will Lawrence Massnick, George Nvilliam Mather, Dan Willard Mattice, Rex George Meade, William Ira Meyer, Earle Horton Meyer, Edward Meyers, Frank Miller, John Marvin Miller, Lotta Irene Miners, Harold Freeman Minogue, Roland Edward Montfort, Roy Melloy . Montgomery, J. D. Mooney, Bernie Edward Moore, Morris Homer Morgan, Howard Chase Morlock, John Frank Morrison, Frank Alger Mote, Sharon Roscoe Munroe, Albert Freeman Murdaugh, Ross Austin Myers, Glenn Herbert Nelson, Carl Nelson, Mary Newhall, George Adolph Nicol, Stuart Blair Nies, William Lavano Niewald. Henry Niles, Charles Meinhardt Nixon, Lenore Lucile Norman, Roy Palmer Normington, Ruth Dorothy Noteware, Irl R. O'Donnell, Charles Leo O'Neill, Charles John Olney, Albert Jackson Olney, Clinton Beem Owen, Ray Burdette Palmer, Leon F. Palmer, Stanley Barnes Perkins, Harold Gordon Peterson, Arthur Paul Peterson, Ralph Delos Phelps, Frank Emerson Piatt, Lawrence Pickford, Irvin Thomas Pierce, Barnard Pingel, George Frederick Pitcowitz, Bernard Plumstead, Charles Ellsworth Post, Fred Burton Powell, Hazel Ethel Prescott, Lyle Arthur Proudfit, Kenneth Lewis Purdy, Miner Carr Rains, Ralph Joseph Read, Loren VV, Regt-nos. Showley Harrison Reiley, VVillgert Remer, George Douglas Riblet, YVilliam Roy Robey, Orsel Edwin Rogers, Clara Grace Rosen, Robert Russell, Melvin Alvord Russell, Merle Andrew Ryder, Ralph VVilson Sanborn, Willard French Sandhammer, Frank Sapp, Harry Barrett Schairer, Ludwig Schuyler, Harry A. Seibcrt, May Leanore Seipp, Oral Wilhelm Servis, Lawrence Raymond Shafer, Mary Sylvia Sheldon, Herbert Jerome Sherman, Iva Dell . Sibley, Judson Standish Simpson, Nathan Duncombc Smatield, Walter B. Smith, Carl Hanson Smith, George Edward Smith, Kenneth Isaac Smith, ,Lodie Reed , Smith, Lyla L, . Smith, Russell Jay Smith, Verna Mathilda Smith, William Rufus Chittick Snyder, Clifford Lincoln Spencer, Arthur Manard Spencer, Henry Norman Spencer, Norman Miller Stege, George Vifilliam Sterne, VValter Clayton Stewart, Charles YVilliam Stewart, Georgiana Stone, Donald Dwight Stone, Joseph Frederick Storm, Ray Herbert Storms, Esther Lydia, Storms, Lewis Stanley Sutherland, Kirk Everdon Sutton, Adelbert Martin Symes, Louis Kline Tackabury, Frank Marshall Tanino, Bernard Takeo Tappan, Grace Ellen Tappan, Harvey Vinton Tatman, Elva Belle Taylor, Clyde Homer TeRoller, Henry Thomas, Herbert Northrup Thomason, Fred Robert Thomason, Jay Francis Thompson, Gertrude Angeline Thompson, Leroy Hatchel Tinker, Earl VVarren Titus, Garry Harold Tobias, Katheryn Topham, Bernard Temple Torrey, Clinton Alfred Turney, Mary Emeline Van Ness, Mary Van Orden, Bertha Lillian Yan YVinkle, Grant Vining, Keats Kendall Yon Kerckhovc, Joseph Yosper, Richard Holmes YVaagbo, Herman XYalrlron, Clara May XValsh, Frederick VVard, Homer Merle VVarner, Arthur Erastus VVaters, Zelda Bessie VVatson, Dec Chapin Vi'ebber, Henry James YVelch, Pat Owen VVells, Joseph Samuel Vifells, Austin VVendt, John Martin VVershow, Max VVescott, Clyde Quinn YVestveld, Marinus VVheater, Henry Jay Wheeler, Gail Rogers Whitbeck, Florence White, Bartow James White, Jennie Adelia VVhitney, Jessie Margaret Whittaker, Guy Malcolm Wilcox, Ada Louise Wilcox, Charles Clinton Wileden, Lewis Alison Wilhelm, Philip Wilkinson, Joseph Relber Willison, Catherine Willits, Susie M. Wilson, Alston J. YVinters, Ray Frederick Vvolf, Arthur David VVolf, William John Woodley, Guy Lewis Wooley, Fern Finch VVright, Harmon Kline VVylie, Ward Lavere Yoke, Elmore Adrian Zickgraf, Arthur Ferdinand 23 Q23 3' 3 sa efgvgzggagb SgA? aXg aK QQ 2 2 , ig b fTii 4 R 9 ?w?9z3QS?05S?22 g 3 Q' 2 Dry Shod. Freshman to ditto: mfonight in Mass-iyneeting, a Senior told how the Sophs. onee broke up a .I-Hop by stieking a hose in the window and flooding the floor. How did that break it up? HIVhy. they eouldn't danee with all tliat water on the floor! 4'Don't see why they eouldn't. All the daneers had their pumps with them, didn't they? 97 77 The Purchase. A member of our ehoiee Uollege stook approached a dainty damsel in a Lansing Dry-goods store. He de- sired a sheet for his good old trundle-bed. As a buyer he was quite inexperieneed: the lady was,-well, she ehewed gum. HI want a single sheet. Dollar twenty-nine. '4Gosh! How wide's that anywayg I want a single sheet. NVell, there's only one here. Do you think I am trying to sell you two ? UNO, but what I want is a sheet for a single bed. That's all this is supposed to eoverf' Listen nowg I want one sheet for a bed for a single fellow. VVell, whatis wrong with this? It'll do for a person thatls single just as well-M But here our hero fled preeipitately, knoeking over at box of ladies' hose in his flight. A Sample of Esperanto. Quit your shoyin'! Open the door! Iieggo my ehair! Next on the purps! Navigate the punk! Twist that Holstein's tail! Hand me the sloopgoozle! Roll us a sinker! Who weakened on the bread-plate? Next on the eakes! Come on! they got some at that end! Slip me a side-dish! Get- your elbow outa my pie! Shy me the grease! Blinger, ain't she? Snag a bun there! Shut up, whatud he say? Union meeting? Oh Ilord! Break away. theylll serye supper tonight! Holy Gosh, I'd just as soon piek my teeth with a ball- bat! IVho in time swiped my hat? 'Sright I didn't wear any! Huh! Crane, to Pete after an explosion in Chem. Ilab.: '4IVhat're trying to do, Pete, neutralize yourself? Beg Pardon ? Prof. Baker-That shows better than anything else the effeet of exeessive Vegetation on grazing. After the Cireus last year this notiee appeared in the Holead: Lost-A eigaret ease eontaining Ira Belle Fat Emma's eostume. Finder kindly leave at the Presidentis ofliee. Upon Mature Deliberation. Prof. Gunson, in greenhouse work: 6'If you wanted to send flowers to your girl, you'd send violets, wouldn't you? Preston Mason: HI d-o-n-'t k-n-o-w. W ' NXQX f' I Ax' 'gs 118 6 '59 gy, LX f 1 K X T' 4 1 v N X .S Prep Officers l,1'0Sidlx1ll. J. U. Axld0l'll.Yl'U Yi 1 1,11 idcut Inn lo U1 1-x 'ng x' i -xi 'X' ,5 . X N, 5 Sc1c1'ct:11'.x'. Tl. V. Hzunc 'l'1'm1sl11'v1'. I H I,TXlH1l Alderdyce, John Carl Alderman, Harold Beghold Allen, Stanley Carbaugh Anderson, Ruth Florence Asman, Carl Pierce Axford, Payne Barber, Don Demeloin Begeman, Albert Nicholas Belknap, Lyle Enoch Bell, John Mackie Benedict, Dwight Egbert Bennett, Earl Munroe Benton, Jennie Isabel Bertch, Schuyler Blackford, George Boerma, John Abel Bracho, Miguel Bracho, Felipe Brimmer, Almira Elizabeth Brown, Frank Robbert Brown, Robert Abernathy Byrnes, Martin Aloysius Carpenter, Arthur Niles Carrier, Horace Maxwell Casey, William Joseph Chambers, Essie Chaney, James Blaine Christian, Forest Blair Clark, Walter Burr Clemens, Vernon Alvert Coe, James Dexter Cole, Russell Eldrett Collins, Percy Austin Comlossy, George Leibuis Cooper, George J, Corless, Warren Reubin Creswell, Gladys Pauline Curtis, William, Jr. Cushman, David Dewis Daniels, Axie VVolcut Danville, VValter Augustus Darling, Earl Gregory Davidson, Levi Davison, Roland Herndon Day, Clark Homer Deere, Harold W. Dennis, Grace DeVries, Fred Dingler, Howard Ralph Dorgan, Albert William Dudd, Clarence Merton Duddles, Lee Waldo Dumont, Claude Anthony Edmonds, Orva Winifred Edwards, Arthur Parsell Elliott, Mary Ellman, Morris Crasniansky Everett, Nettie Fisher, Theodore Foster, Rose Altha Friedrich. Oliver Henry Frost, Flossie Belle Garfield, Sidney Charles Garcinava, Frederick Gardner, Harry Lyman Garrison, Mabel Areline Gascoigne, Fred Clements Gatchell, Alta Gleason, Charles Egbert Gorham, Clarence Flowers Graham, Mary Ellen Haddock, Ray D. Haines, Paul Byram Hall, Dudley Phillip Itansen, George Ernest Hart, Isidor Hazelton, Agnes Adele iiendershott, J. Dwight Hill, Irving Dwight Hines, Allie May Hoffer, Edward Wilbert Holmes, Conway William Hopkins, Frederick Geer Houghton, Ruby Sylvester Hubbert, Robert, Jr. Jennings, Clair Earnest Johnson, Timothy Raymond Kaplan, Julius Kellogg, Leland Kenyon, John Harland Kidder, Emerson Newell Kimball, Gordon Frederick Kincaid, Charles Roy King, Donald Mathew Kirshman, Irving Koester, Arthur William Lance. Glee Allen Lee, Bessie Leslie, Robert Frank Levin, Ezra Lewis, Glenn Owen Lievense, Benjamin Harrison Lynn, Alger Marcus McGee, Clarence Augustus McKeen, Charles Franks Mahar, Joseph Henry Mansfield, Adah Marie Mansiield, Verne Mason, Peter Grover Matthews, Joseph Henry Merwin, Charles Leo Moore, John Morris Moran, Fred Mosher, Harold Hakes Muellenbach, Irma Katharine Nelson, Charles Albert Olmsted, Herbert Glenn Perry. Edwin Merlin Pickett, Ruth Pierce, Herbert Edward Potts, Harold Francis Power, Tom Palmer Poyseor, YVilliam Bramwell Purmell, David Max Ramsdell, Jay L Raven, Emmett LeRoy Raven, Julia Agnes Richards. Harry John Roberts, Harry Lee Rook, Herman Fred Rounds, Harold Sprague Rugs. Jennie Adell Russell, Louis Stillman Schmidt, Frank YVilliam Schwarzmeier, Frank Michael Seipp, Arthur James Shapiro, Hyman Sharrow, Frank Clay Shaver, Thomas Ray Shaw, George Shoup, Jay Archer Silcox, Clarence Raymond Simpson, James Elmer Smith, Frances Julia Smith, George Thomas Smith, Harry Mason Somerville. George Arthur Sparks, Ferdinand Liskow Spraker, Eugene Converse Stafford, Sherley J. Steere, John XVilfred Steffens, Lydia Charlotte Stephens, Joseph James Stephens, Clayton Theador Stinson, Bernice E. Streat. Rudolph Vveber Sutherland, Era Lewis Sutton, Earle Thompson Taber, Kenneth Roy Thomas, Claud Harold Thomas, Clifford Benton Thomas, Lloyd Pierce Thompson, Helen Lucy Toland, Don Prentiss Weaver Touscany, Louis Joseph Tracey, Edward John Tussing, Mabel Irene Urch, Leslie LaVerne Valleau, Irwin Newcome Van Allsburg, Peter Van Deusen, Frank Bertram Vasold, Herbert Bismarck Vaughn, Victor Carlton Wadsworth, Elizabeth Sarah Vvatters, Donald Dewees Vvest, Walter William Weston, James Wade Wheeler, Russell Stone White. Louis Clark Wickens, George Reed VVidner, Harold Augustus Vvilcox, Marion Carroll YVilcox, Melvin Rae Vvilliams. John Biddle Vvinkel, Otto August VVood, Alice Nancy Yvoodruff, Lawrence Addison Yuhse, Frank Joseph S link a . Q fx? '15 1 9 Q w. V 0 -N Q I ' , 6 , f 7 f . QQ9? . N ggi Q Q :?' Q T3 C2 36' Only a Sub. I awoke with a yague sense of having heard some one pounding. I Bang - 'cC'ut it out there, eut it out,'i I yelled, and from the hall eame Chub's reply: 'gTime to yamoose, Jack-nine-thirty alreadyf, 6'Xine-thirty? Ilvell-I'll be down in a jiffyf' and I started to dress. And, say, Jack. I stopped with my sweater half over my head. HYah. I answered. Dot's heref, 'The deuee you say. I opened the door and jerked him in. 'cllvhy didn't you wake me up earlier? '6She came on the 8 :23. '4lVhere is she now? She said not to wake you 'cause you might need all that rest this afternoon, and ignoring my last ques- tion, he dashed for the door, yelling, Jerk on that sweater, you chump, and come down and find out. Uonfound it, but aren't girls crazy? Dot had said she would come on the ten-two and here she was on the eight-twenty-three. Of course the sweater wouldn't do. No, I should say not. I had to dig up my best shirt and then-well, you know how hard it is to find collar and cuff buttons when you're in at hurry. At last I did get ready. So down stairs I went. I 77 77 peeped through the door and swish-a pillow hit me in the face. A roar went up, 'twas one on me. 4'f'igars, old man, I heard, and there was Chub on the other side of the room. I started after him, but everyone seemed to suddenly decide to go somewhere, for I humped first into one and then into another, and at last brought up against three. who locked arms and held me. I knew there wasn't any use raising a howl, so bat-k I went for the cigars. Uoaeh Gaines had tahooed eigars for the play- ers. so I eouldn't smoke myself, eyen if there was small chance of my getting in the game. Still. I ought to get in. Cfonfound it. hadn't I worked as hard if not harder than the rest and hadn't I been out to practice every night. I went back to my room, took down two photos. and sat down to think. There was mother. She had said that I could play. if I played as a man, as a gentleman. Today she was to find out. She was. if I got a ehance. Poof, wasnit I to get a chance-hadn't Gaines talked to me about Hfteen minutes after practice, and hadn't I played as much as Sam the past week? Sure! I was to get a chance. And there was Dot. I could see her coming toward me after the game with radiant face and ready to surrender. But, hold on. I was getting the barge ahead of the tug. How about the game? lVe'd win, by George, if the bleachers had to be torn down. And if I got in-ah! there was one of those long spirals coming toward me. I gritted my teeth and felt myself running. Then-thud, as the ball hit my body. I was off like a streak. I could see the goal ahead. with all our opponents in front. I ran, twisting and wriggling. Only one remained. Then a gray clad fig- ure appeared at my side. It was Uhub. He threw him- self forward and I was free. A touchdown would be easy. Then the game was over, and Chula and I were idols. Chub was a good sort after all, even if he was a little tantalizing and often joked me for sticking to the squad when I didn't get a real ehanee. IVell! I was to get it today. and-God willing-I would do my best. lVouldn't the kids at home get all puffed up when a man from their tow11 got in and helped win. I eould see little Red, the newsboy, collecting his bets of treats. nickels and what not, for he was a born gambler and would be sure to bet on us. And then that little High School paper would casually mention that Jack Morton. class of 1907, had made the University team, and had won the coveted letter. Sure! I'd show 'em. Hadn't Gaines called me aside at the end of practice last night. Hadn't he told me that I headed the list of subs and that he intended to give me a chance even if we were losing. And hadnlt Chub been keeping quiet, and I hadn't -Q Just then the train whistle blew and Chub came in for me to go down to meet the girls. 4'I'm glad to hear it, Jack, Dot was saying, I al- ways knew you would win out sometime. Anyway you've earned it. 'CI may have and I may not. But I certainly tore 'em up this week, so Gaines said I'd get a chance today, I answered grimly. This was after the usual formalities of greeting had been gone through with, and Dot and I had walked ahead of Chub and Jessie. Cheer up, boy, she laughed, or I'll tell him to keep you out, then what would you do? I donlt know, I answered, affecting seriousness. Then we both laughed. As we passed the tennis courts the girls bet us that a set, so Chub went on up to the tl1ey could beat us House after the raciets and balls. Soon the game was on, and the girls won easily. How could I play tennis! Shut-ks! I was thinking of something else. Chub kept nagging at me to dig in, but it was no use, and the set was soon over with a nice big 'cnaught for our score. Then we had to leave the girls and go to Table, Everybody was hilarious, especially Gaines. He seemed to have an inexhaustible supply of jokes and puns. liverybody felt goof.. Gaines felt so good that he even let us have a little piece of apple pie. As he went out he said: Now fellows, be over at the gym inside of an hour. I So it happened that I saw Dot again before the game. lVe went down to the bridge and there, leaning over the rail, I asked her when I was to get my answer. She had been laughing before, but now she became serious. Jack, she answered, I don't know. I'm not sure et. Wfait 'til after the 0'ame.', 4, . . 53 . You mean if I win in one I win the other? CCY 77 7 7 es. VVell don't look so downhearted. I'm sure to get 7 Q1 in, I bantered. Now, who's got to cheer up ZW 4'But Jack, she remonstrated, 'fI'm afraid that-- well, I'll tell you afterward. As I entered the gym, that phrase, I'm afraid that, still puzzled me. Dot wouldn't tell, even after I tried to bribe her. Confound it, what did she mean? Such thoughts were soon out of my mind, for Gaines had us in our suits and running through signals in our stock- ing feet. Then, when we had all warmed up a little he started talking. And such a talk. Each face took on a grim and determined look, and no one moved a muscle. Quietly he told us what we were up against, what a hard game we would have, and pointed out their weak points as he saw them. Then he showed us what we owed to him, to Capt. Simpson, and to the school. Fellows, he said, 4'I'm kind of selfish. I want you to win because I've coached you. I know you, and I know you to be men. This is my last chance as well as yours, and you sort of owe it to me to win. Yew Simpson, it's your turn, and he turned away, choking. I haven't much to say,,' began Simpson, 'fonly this. I have played for two years on losing teams. Last year I swore to do everything in my power to beat them this year. I can't do it alone. No! I need ten others to help. You must work together and win, but, above all, be men. Thatfs allf' Not a word was spoken among us as we went to the field. Instead, each man thought to himself, and here and there you could see clinched The band and stands broke out into HHi, Yi-for Usv as we trotted onto the field. It was imposing. My heart swelled for somewhere in that sea of color were the two women in all this world whom I loved. But there wasn't time for this. I took Simp's place while he went to confer with Fordham's captain and the officials. Soon he was back and said that he had the bad end of the field, but had the kick-off for the first half. As the players lined up, the stands were quiet. Then, as Simpson ran forward, they broke loose. The game was on. Their left half had it. Back it came to the ten yard line-the twenty-the thirty. IVould they never stop him! Ah! 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Nearly a decade and a half ago tl1e first chapter of Alpha Zeta was founded at Ohio State University. The organization has enjoyed a gradual growth since that time, until there now exist twenty chapters in as many states. It was organized as an honorary fra- ternity for Nstudents in technical agriculture, and for men who have shown an active spirit in investigation of agriculture.', Scholarship and character, coupled with the ability to use these qualities, are the prime factors governing membership. The Kedzie Chapter was established at this college in 1903, with Seniors of that year as charter members. Soon after organization a few members of the Fac- ulty were taken as honorary members. and from this nucleus the chapter has been advancing. Meetings were held for a time in tl1e State Board of Agricul- ture rooms in the Agricultural Building, and later in the reading rooms of the Horticultural Labora- tory. Now the Fraternity is comfortably located in the newly furnished rooms afforded them in the new Agricultural Building. The local organization elects to membership ten men from each graduating class, seven of the 11u1n- ber being made eligible during tl1eir Junior year and the remainder during the Senior year. The basis for election rests principally on scholarship exhibited during the Sophomore and .lunior years. due consid- eration being given, however, to moral character and general interest manifested in the work as well as to other desirable qualities. Having these things in view and working toward a general, practical purpose, the association as a social organization has been lacking, but now that they are in a home of their own this part will develop. The fraternity feels stronger also be- cause of the interest manifested in it by its sixty alumni members, a factor which will add strength to any organization. Alpha Zeta has now existed at this institution seven years and has tilled a much needed field. Its members plan to give in the future occasional open meetings in order that undergradu- ates, who may later become Alpha Zeta men, may be- come somewhat acquainted with Alpha Zeta ideals and standards. J. YV. CHAPIN, ,1O. O. C. J. A. Active. 19 10 Lawrence. XVEI1d1'O11. C. D. Mason. A. L. Campbell. R. L. Taylor. M. L. Johnston. J. YV. Chapin. J. L. JVhitney. R. G.VOO1'llCJ1'St. R. G. Crane. Officers. Chz111eello1': O. C. Lawrellrre, 'IU Censor: R. L. Taylor, 710 Scribe: J. A. XV2llft1'Ull, '10 T1'CilSlU'01'I C. D. Mason, '10 Ch1'01liClC1', J. YV. Chapin, ,IO Roll. Honorary Members. J. L. S1'lj'ltCl'. AH. S. Slmw. J. A. JeITe1'y. F. S. Kedzie. R. H. Pettit. C. E. Mzlrslmll. Thomas Gunson. Resident Alumni. O. K. Vfhite, '9T. YV. B. Live1'z1.nee. TPT. C. H. Spurwziy, 'OSL M. L. Towar, 09. H. L. Keinpster, 09. Active. 19 1 1 C. 1JO1'tCl'. J H. L. XVa1es. T G H H. nys. 9. Severance L. True. . H. Knopf. S. L211'lQ'd01'l. ' Tau Beta Pi. Officers. President, XV. G. May Vice President and Treasurer, B. Cataline Co1'responcfi11g Secretary, P. H. Piper Recording Secretary, XV. J. Theme Assistant liditor ot' Bent, G. Cavanagh This association was founded at iliehigh University of South Bethlehem, Pa., in 1885. The purposes of the association as set forth in the preamble ot' the con- stitution are: '4To mark in a htting manner those who have conferred honor upon their A lma Mater by a high grade of scholarship as under graduates, or by their attainments as aluninig and to foster a spirit of liberal culture in the Engineering schools of America. lt has as charter members the eligible men from the class of 1885 and several alumni who were in sympathy with the scheme. For the first seven years only one chapter existed. The second one, the Alpha of Michi- gan, was installed at M. A. C. in the year 1892. Since that time more and more schools have been granted charters until at the present time there are twenty-tivo chapters in existence, representing fourteen states. Michigan has three chapters, the Alpha of Michigan at M. A. C., the Beta of Michigan at the Michigan College of Mines, and the Gamma of Michigan at the U. of M. Eligibility to membership is based on scholarship, and is confined to students in the engineering courses of the institution in which the chapter is or may be established, who are recognized by the faculty and trustees as being in good and regular standing. The student who has the highest record at the close of the second year of the course is eligible at the beginning of the junior year. The remainder of those falling Within the first eight of the class are eligible at the be- ginning of the second term of the junior year. Those falling Within the tirst four are eligible at the beginning of the senior year. VVhile the records are depended upon for the grades, one is not necessarily elected after having the required standard. It is always understood that the grades must have been obtained by honest ivorli. Congeniality and good moral character are also factors in the election of eligibles. Although not primarily at social organization the fraternal spirit is manifest and we may expect it to become stronger with the increasing growth of the association. GORDON CAVANAGH, '1O. 1910 H. Bfzlj' fqiltlllillfx f'2lV2lll2lQ'll H. Piper .L Tl1o1'1'10 P. Bll1'kll2L1't A. eT01'dil1'1 L. Shaw YY. Dougherty YV. Hobbs 1911 H. XV. Pmvoll H XV. H. U1'qu:11't Onorary' L. P. XVHHKGI' H, K. Ycddcr H. A. LOSSi11g A, II, Sawyer F. J. Ricl1a1'ds G. NY. Hisscll fi. P. S'Q1'il'lQ'0l' X 1 XYilm11 S. XV. Perrin H. E. XYRHHCC Resident Alumni. XV. Bzlbvm-k '90 L. L. 4xllll1Oy2L1'd 'OO M.1 .Jol111so11,,0T L. S. Pllllcr '08 H. H. Milrsll '08 H. H. BIVIISSOIHIZIII '08 O. W. F:1i1'bz111ks '09 Pessimism. Man tl1at CO11lCtl1 to M. A. C. is of few days, And full ot' llllllly sorrows. He l1oppetl1 Ollt i11 the l1101'lll1lg at six tXVC1l.ly-l1llll', And lo! His feet are pierced by tl1e discarded sock-tag. He draweth over l1is l1ead a elea11 shirt, And bel1old! He liath 11eglected to lllllllltlflll the neck band: Yea, l1e is altogether wretched! He betteth dessert with l1is tahle-con'1pa11io11, Ani. winneth. But tl1e pie is blueberry A ' le g' ' 1 f':s 1 e 111. tl ext11 piece 01XCtlll1llll 1 hugf .iUllflZlt'll aehe He junipeth with expectant deligl1t Wh 11 tl1e niail-man calleth his na1ne, Ant. behold! Under the door slithereth a Shoe-Ad! He payeth seventy-tive ee11ts at the Y. YV. C. A. b social, And getteth a till spoo11 Tied with a boxv of pink baby-ribbon! He lll11'lOfl1 a sl1oe at tl1e yowling telineg And in the morning discovereth that It was 0116 of his own! Verily, verilv l1e is a transient, ephemeral being, And full of inanv microbes. At the Spring-Term Military. Co-ed. My, isnit XYC2ll',ll'1g your l1ot ll11lf01'1Tl tonight quite an ordeal? Cadet. Uh, We bare 11p well under them! The Bugamist. Once il disciple of Pettit, Saw a hug and tl1ot l1e would get it. But it tur11ed out to be 4 A wasp on a spree. And l'l1G lad Nvished he 11ever l1ad 111015 it. Lots of Action. There was o11ce a fat teacher called Snepp, XVho for eloquence won quite a rep. He would bou11ce ro1111d the floor YVitl1 a dash Hllft a roar, And gestieulate niueh at each step. Please Pass It! There is a strange coinpound called Hash XVhich is served at club C niightv rash, Tl1e coekroaehes stroll T it O11 the side of the bowl, YYhieh does 11ot the Co-eds abash. Taking a Little Nap. Shanorg xvherc's Hr. Shanor? 'gHe'll be here soon as he discovers that tl1e last 77 class has bee11 dismissed. Just Sew. The little worm threaded his walv ll'll'll tl1e pine- Did you ever eat a class roll? needles. No, b11t T ha d a lllflfl-OVCI' in bed tl1is l'1'l01'11lIl,Q'. The College Bell. Ahum! Ahum! a sound, a sound, lVhieh makes me raise my head. The air-wares 'gainst my ear rebound As I slowly ereep from bed: And what is that which makes me swear As I feel the cold, clear, shiyery air? Perhaps I shouldn't tell. It has a tone like an elephant groan: It is the College Bell. Oh, here I'ye sat for quite a while! My stoinaehis a vacuum. The pre-dinner class is an awful trial, For lack of food Iim numb. Ah! there she goes! I grab my bonnet, And rampage out like a ring-tailed eomet XVl10l'f' fried potatoes smell. I life renew. To XVllilI,S it due? It the College Bell. And now I wander, not alone, Toward the Hwinding Cedarf' I lug some books, lll0Y,1'6 not my own, To a eozy spot I lead 'er. VVell, listen to that! I wish 'twould eraek! To classes dry it ealls us baek. They need an hour for Chapel! A jealous thing, with a sickly ring. It is the College Ilell. Once more I stand in martial pose,- Beeause the 4'Lieut. is near,- A fly is ffamboling on m nose U Q 7 c an 2 A mosquito s in my ear. But hark! a joyous sound drifts by, ll'hieh ermits me to un Jetrifv ,, 7 And gladly break the spell. Let eruel war eease sa TS the dove of eaee, . 9 It is the College Bell. Yes, thus it speaks from morn to night, In periodic outbursts. Sometimes it's hailed with great delight Sometimes it's rudely eursed. . But-there it goes now! I'ye got to stop, ' And hie me over to labor in Shop tllaybe it's just as welll Ring on old Gong with your brazen song! Ring on, Old College Bell! Afterwards. 4'Been to the Prohibition leeture in Chapel? '4Yes. I'retty darn dry, wasn't it? Engineer. irofessienallvz '!This road-bed is eel u as - l .H tainly lightlv eonstrueted. Ag. I7i'ien'd: HOll, I don't knowg there seems to be F3 plenty of weight on the switehesf' 0 ETF ES Cfficers. X lu lu uhm 1. X. Hillllllllbll k'I'L'fil1'f'. I.. V. lfxvllvy 'l'1'1-z1s111'c-1'. 1. U. Bclluf-1' DI2l1'Elli1l, C. A. S tillll Fd itur. f'. H. Czllllc Htvwzllwl. J. .X. 3 Phi Delta Society. This soeiety dates its beginning baek in the month of November, 1873. At this time the ehapter of the Phi Delta Theta Fraternity, as it was then, reeeived its charter. The eeremonies were held near Faculty Row. On November 3, 1873, the lirst meeting of the Chap- ter was held, and Charles XV. Sheldon, '75, was eleeted president, with Frank J. Armis, '75, as Seeretarv. Among the others who were instrumental in obtain- ing the eharter for the Michigan Beta Chapter were: T. F. Rogers, '74, and G. M. Sheldon. liiterarv work was begun with mucrh enthusiasm. and the Chapter soon beeame a prosperous and intlu- ential organization, owing to the eareful seleetion of its members. T11 the year 1898 a ehange was made. The eharter was given up to the general eouneil, and the imme- diate reorganization into the Phi Delta soeietv oe- eurred. The society retained its previous dignity and held to its literarv work as usual. liven more spirit along these lines was manifested than ever before, and the soeietv proved the usefulness of sueh an or- ganization. Old 1Vells was the plaee of meeting and eontin- ued so until its destrut-tion in ldebruary, 1905. The rooms were in the east end of the basement, where in former vears the Fraternity had their home. ,Xtler the burning of the Hall the meetings were held in various plat-es. l pon the Completion of New 1Vells the State lloard granted the soeiety rooms there. Here the organization remained till the fall of 1907. .Xt this time thev moved into a new home on North .Xbbott Road. whit-h thev still oeeupv and where they enjoy the full benefits of literarv work. Roll 1910 1911 19133 19141 E. 13. Bushnell R. J. Van Vlinkle 11. C. lixelbv C. XQIW11 R S, XY11QQ19y L- T- Buffitt lv' A' Newton A- O- Eelllilm' tl. D. lflett-her Y A. Ulemens C. A. .Lemmon C. A. H21H11lf011 C. A. Stahl H, 17, Miners D XVoters H- 01111 1912 , O- B- Cable .l. li. Johnson ti' A. MeGee G. Hoffman E. H. Gunnison G. G. Gohel C, L, Suvqlpi' R K, Collpffe T- BNN J- A-MIUP1' S- F- OU' YY. C. Cummings Honorary E. T. Holmes M. .l. Humpherv J. J' Mprmyl-Q XY B Xvcndt M. Van Meter H. fl. Rains XV 11. Dodge The Union Literary Society. A serious thought thrown back over the history of the Union Literary Society momentarily li11gers here and there-on the humble birth of the society, the twelve earnest men who founded it. its vigorous but consistent growth, its periods of rejoicing and depression, so to speak-but the fact on which that thought stops and dwells is made evident by the state- ment that at this time, nearly six hundred men, rang- ing from youth to old age, point with grateful hearts at '4Old U. L. S. and echo the sentiment that this so- ciety has done more to 1nold their lives and fill them with cherished remembrances than any other factor of their college course. This is surely the truly great thing about this society, as it is about the other so- cieties which help to grace this little eollege world of ours. The more we think of it, the plainer the truth ap- pears, that it is, after all, not so much the successes a society attains in the social, athletic and intellectual phases of its life, but the influence which it exe1'ts upon the character of the after-life of its members that makes it worth while. The incidental side of the U. Ti. S. history. however, is not without its interest. As the oldest literary so- ciety connected with our Alma Mater. it has neces- sarily had many and varied experiences. Wray back in '76-March 31, 1976. to be exact-the whit brotherhood came into existence. Tt was no small undertaking-to form the first literary society of this kind. It meant to stand the more or less de- risive remarks of those who were in the national f1'a- ternities as well as to overcome the obstacles which always rise in front of a new organization. But once on its feet, its existence has never been threatened. Rooms in College Hall and old YVells Hall afforded a meeting place for several years. but in 1891 the de- sire for a commodious home of their own caused the active and alumni members to erect the present Lit house, which has ever since been of inestimable value to the society. as well as affording no little pleasure to its friends. Today the society is in a strong and flourishing con- dition. YVhile endeavoring to partake in all the ac- tivities and honors of M. A. C. life in a social and physi- cal way, it still places the same strong emphasis on high character and scholarship in its members as did the twelve men who founded it, and practically the same constitution and principles govern it now as then. lividence of the progress which the Lits , past and present, are still making is shown by the fact that work is now under way towards the complete remod- eling of their present quarters. By the time of the triennial reunion it is expected that alterations will be finished and that the active members will present their alumni brothers and friends with as complete and cozy a home as could be desired. G. V. BRANCH, '1f2. M Gr L. J. 1' G A K G I . J. XY XY 1910 . M. B11bcock. P. Bl11'1i11d1't. XY. DlJ11g1161'L5'. XY. Knecht. G. Co1'ne11. 1911 L. D11111H1C1i, Jr. M. Berridge. D. Van XVZLQQHGH. H. Osborne. J. CO1't1'1ght. R. Cornwell. . C. Maliskey. . J. Sp1'11z1t. H. C. G 11. 1912 R. Bates. H. 1'1'1'ki11s. L. Le1111111'11. Y . B1'z1111-11. 1 C. C. T1111bs. A T L . W .C. B. M1-ad. H. C'z1l1lWeH. L. Jones. it S11 V 1111111 1-0. R' 1 Roll. 1913 H. Tz1Vl111'. Lewis. S. ,I'1SSl'lS1Y.ll 1Vl11111l111'. Ii. J11I111s1111. Hl11'l1l1111. L.1D1gl1y. X11-s. N. Ilvlzvll. J. X. H11111il11111 1.111111-1-111111. XV. 3I2lSSll1C'k H.Ki111ImH. H. 91111111-111: H. KI111Q'111'. A 1914 L. 5. H11ss11H. Resident Alumni. 1,11 YY. O. H1'1l1'1ck. 1'1'11l'. XXYll1'1'l'1l. 11i1lJCOLTli. 1,l'1b1'. H111'111-11 X11111111. 1,l'1l1'. J. F. l311k111'. U. K.Wl1i111. M111'1'1s J11l111s1111. V11111-1' N1-W1111111. H11w:11'd Tuff. Honorary Members. Mrs. L1111111 LIC. L1111111111. Mrs. H1111 Kedzie. Mrs. XY:11'1'1111 1311111-111'k. 1 Mrs. NV. U. H11111'11-k. Mrs. J. I . 1311k111'. M11 111111 Mrs. 'lJl1111n11s 11111151111 M11 111111 Mrs. NVz1lt01' B. B111'1'11 I 7 Officers. li. H. OSb01'1lC SOC1'0l'i11'Y. If C. Tu T1'vz1s111'v1'. L. L. Joni I11SPCi'YH1'. M. M. 13 211101 Eclectic Society. The 12th of March, 1877, is the date which marks the beginning of the Eclectic history. On that day a number of energetic Juniors of the class of '78 met in one of the class-i'oo1ns in College Hall for the pur- pose of forming a new literary society. ln this meet- ing, M1'. J. R. Monroe was elected first p1'esident, and Mr. P. J. Lewis first secretary, and a committee was appointed to draw up a constitution and by-laws for the new society. For some time after the inception of the new society meetings were held in College Hall. But early in 1878 permission was given by the State Board to oc- cupy rooms on the fourth floor of lVilliams Hall. This permission was accompanied by a gift of a, hundred dollars from the Board to the society. The work and expense of fitting up these rooms was borne by the members themselves. Meetings were held in them even while the wo1'k of building them was being done. The new rooms were finally ready for dedication. Formal exercises took place September 27, 1879. The name Eclectic was not adopted by the society until March 17, 1878. It has always been the aim of the society that its policy should at all times be all that Eclectic signifies. The motto of the society is Neglect not the gift that is in thee. All through its history great atten- tion has been paid to the drilling of the members in lit- erary and parliamentary work, as well as to their sym- metrical, moral and social development. The society occupied its original rooms in iiiilliams Hall until the Spring term 1907. It was then that they were able at last to move into their new home, the Eclectic House, which had barely been completed. The building of the society house was begun early in July of the previous year. lts erection was the realization of more than a mere dream, it was the result of careful planning. of great effort, and of much sacrifice on the part of the Eclectics both young and old. The effort of the alumni as Eclectic Alumni Asso- ciation is to make the building exactly what its legal name implies-that is a society library association. From time to time since the building was erected and paid for, the alumni. and particularly the oldest among them, have contributed liberally to the library depart- ment. lt their intention that the building and the property supplied shall be used forever for the library which is now in process of accumulation, and yet the alumni are so loyal to the society that it is their de- sire that the society shall always have in the build- ing its permanent home. So strong is this feeling that the alumni have never permitted and never will per- mit the society to pay any rental for occupancy-the alumni being entirely absorbed with the idea of de- veloping and maintaining the society library feature at their own expense. not expecting or permitting the property to ever produce any financial income. In this realization of a hope long cherished the words of the Eclectic historian for the llfolverine of 1900 have indeed become prophecy, at least as far as we of this present bit of future are concerned. In the volume mentioned he says,-'fJudging from the past, resplendent with success, and from the present, marked with sturdy conscientious effort, the coming years will be the brightest in the history of :Old 'Ticdomf May these words be at continued prophecy for an ever 1noi'e distant future, and may the example of con- scientious effort and sacrifice set by our alumni be an ever present source of inspiration for younger Eclectics. P1'QSlllOlll', V. G. A1lllQ1'S01'l -. , . , 4 A106-l'1'CSllll,'1ll. Lx.H.l.,oll111g'woo1l SGC1'6T111'5', G. H. Buckley 1910 J. lf. llorli J. AUM li. H. lllltlillxj' L. Taylor 1912 1911 M. S. llilllllllll YY. MoKiblJi11 V. H. llic-lii11so11 G. lX1lllC1'S0ll 14.12. lL'm'01' All. l'l0l'Sl'C'l' H. XY. llvostou H. Collingwood L. J. Knapp 'l'1'oz1su1'e1', L. .l. lillillbli Marslml, P. l. Allvn Llb1'ill'lil,1l, C. H. llicliiusou liclitor, G. G. Cover A. J. Dollorfy H. Y. flollius H. V. Lox'cl:111cl .L T. l,2llllSfl'01l'l J. M. Torlmsh 1913 P. I. Allon G. A. Nowlmll XY. IJ. Downey li. ML. 3lUllll.01't H. K. NY1'ig'l1lo ll. M. Bird G. XV. Sl12lXV J. L. Hill L.S.Sto1-111s .L l'. Morolook fl. L. Hvooflloy Olympic Society. Officers. 1J1'GS1t101117, L. Roso XLICC-1J1'0S11lC111, H. 1. Duthie SQC1'01'il1'5 lt XYUS 111 SCp1C1111JC1' of 1885 t1111t 0115111 st1111e11ts 11101 111 105 Old 1Vo1lsi' 111111 took t110 i11iti111iv0 steps 111 1110 O1.g,'2.l11iZ1lt.1011 111' t110 Oly11111i1- 51111101.12 At this 111110 t1101'o w01'1: only lxvo-1J1lYf'1'Zl1'.Y H111-i0li0s 11t 1110 Col10g0, 1111111 111' w11i1:11 w01'0 1111011 t11 t11oi1' 1:1111stit1.1t.io11111 li111it, 111111 it NVZLS to siipply tho 110011 ol' l1l,01'2l1'y 21111L1 soci111 t1'11i11i11g to 11'101'C of t110 51111101115 t1111t tllis society XYIIS fO1'111GL1. To A. L. 11T2l1'l10lT of 587 1101o11g1's 11111011 c1.'o1lit for t110 succcssful st111't w11ic11 thc socictv 1'0ceiYe11. F. L. 1Yig'g'lewo1't11 of '86, t11c 1i1'st 1Jl't'g1ll01ll. 1'1Y01'11a1't of ,8G. 0. U. XYl1C01C1' 111111 C. B. Cook of '87, G. S. Teller of '88, wi111 11110 o1f two 11tl101's. w01'0 1110 c11111'te1' 1110111- bers, 111111 1151 t110i1' oo11soie11tio11s 01'1'111'ts t110 fo1111t111ti1111 was 111111 for 1110 Olyinpic Society. 113' these iirst 1110111- 11e1's 1110 i111'111111't1111t qucstions wit11 w11icl1 21111 new 111'- g1111iz11ti1111s 11111110 111 Co11t11ot, w01'0 s111-ccssfully solvccl. L To t110s0 1111111't01' 11101111101's H1111 to 131'0sic1011t 1Villits wo s1111ll 0v01' 12001 Q'1'i1l'0l?l11 for t110 11111111101' 111 wl1i1fl1 t110s0 q110stio11s w01'0 1110t 111111 11is1111s011 of. 111-0ti11Qs of t110 Socicty w01'0 110111 w1101'0Y01' a suit- C. 11. 11111'1'ox' vi 1 1 ' .11'011s111'01'. 1 . 11. 1 111151111 BlZ1l'Sl12ll, 13. 1'..l'1111is1111 111110 1111100 1-1111111 110 T,ll1l1ll1 1111111 133T.NY11t'111'l1U11lS w01'0 1111111111011 111 XXv.1l1l.211115 H1111. T110so 1'001l'1S XVVt,'l'0 011111-- . . , I 11101011 111 111110 1111' t110 0111111110111a0111011t 11111'tx' 111 111111 .Yf'111', 111111 1111x'0 l'U11111111l'tl to 1'111'11is11 il 1110115211117 11111110 llfll' 11111 s1.1o10ty1111 to 1l1t,' 111'l'Sl'111. T110 so1:i111 111111 11Tt'1'il1'j' 111'1Y1lt1Q0S CX11G11l1Cl1 1l1l'Ol1Q'll 111C so1ai01y 1111Y0 110011 1'1111y 1111111'00i11t0c1 by its 1110111- 1101's, 111111 1110 w111'1i 111111115 1111-sc 1i11cs 11218 111-1011 110111 111 111011ig11 st111111111'11 s0t 111' its 111'g'1111iz01's. T110 21111111111 111'111o1'i1r111 0o11t0st t11'1Q'l11211'0ll wit11 the O1y111pi1-s, 111111 111 t11is 111111 01'l1Q1' 111121505 111' 01111030 life we havc 011- 11011v111'c11 t11 C11.C0111'Z1g'lx 111111 s1111p111't tl1oso things XYlllt'll XVUl1lt1 1111 Tt'll'1l1C l.1C1Tl'1'111l ll1' 111' 1110 0o1100'0 111111 t110 i111- 111'UVl'1'1'101l1 111' its 11'1C111l1C1'S. T110 OlY1111'11C So1'i0ty 11tt011111ts to 111fi11g its 1'HOl'Hl.JC1'S i11t11 t11o 110111'cst 10111111111 1111ssi11l0 XY1l01'G 111C1'C wi11 oxist 111111112111 'f001i11g' ot sy111pnt11y 2111111 11'1TCC11011, 111111 XVl101'0 0lYl1'1111t'S 111151 H1111 p1'0s1-111 111113' fccl that tl1e1'o is 11, 11111111 111' 0v01'111sti11Q' 1'1'i01111s11i11 to 1111it0 1110111 each wit11 1-111-11 111111 wit11 tl10i1' 181111121 11l.2l1t'1'. C C. L. ROSE. '1l. Roll. 13.11. 1r:l111XXlll 15113 ww ff- I- 'j'1 1 1.11.11111xUll 1 11111111111 , Q , 1' 11 1M'1f1':1Il 1 17 1111111111111 4 X UNI 1 11 1 uux IHII r x lf. 1g111'11 1' X, .1k.5.1k11SNl'11 . . i 1 . I. . .1211 . - 1 11 4 , 1 1 Y , S ' 5.1111t'l'11 . ' 1'-'W' 5 ' I 1 1 h.1..111ll 5. 1t'I4'l'vbll XX I Hd Ilx ' I . 1 .11.11HNl' ll Iylul ,HN 11. Shui EC. 1'. 112111111-1 1913 11.1131-i1-0 J. 11. H111 1911 .1. C. A1111-1'11y1'0 11.11.1Jz1V1l1SU11 1.. 13. 1f011ogg lf. 11. 31K'1'XY1ll The Hesperian Society. Officers. l'resident, l'. ti. Mt-Keiiiia Vice l'resident. t'. H. lioe The Hesperian Society was started during the win- ter term of 1889 with a charter membership of eight. At the end of the iirst year the society numbered twenty-three good loyal fellows, and the future of Hesperus was assured. For a time there was no regular place ot' meeting, but in 1890 the State Board granted the society the use of rooms in Old Wlellsfi These rooms were occupied until February of 1905, when the burning ofthe hall de- stroyed everything. From that time until the begin- ning of the fall term meetings were held in room No. 7, College Hall. But that fall the society secured its present home just off the campus. . Withall 'llreasureiz ll. U Secretary, ll. ll. King Marshal. li. li. llrown The aint ol' the society is, and always has been, to develop and train its members both along intellectual and social lines, as well as to promote a feeling of brotherhood amongst its nieinbers. At present the society is in a very llourishing condi- tion, having twenty-eight active members. fourteen of whom are in the society house. There has grown up a fraternal feeling which binds them together and keeps them to work for the common good, as well as the honor and standard of old Hesperus. May she continue to thrive in the future as she has in the past. YV. I. MILLAR, EMERSON A. A RMSTRONG, Committee. li. L. BIOW11. L. G. Qloliusou. l'. G. McKenna. H. XV. Mills. 1910 1911 li. A. A1'111Si1'iJ11g. 13.CT.E11is. f1'.S.1-Roe. 1l.lV.Sloss. Roll. 1912 li. K. Evans. ll. XY. G2l1'tl1lC1'. 1913 Owen Cary. ll. K. G1'011e1'. F.11.Guim. H. A. Jzillmiis. l1.1'I.Miimgue. B.O.N'Vi11ml1. A. D. 1Volf. XYilli:1mf'ui'fis. ll. 1l.lK11lQ'. Specials. F. YV. Busch. G. F. Kimball. ll. ll. Morse. G. ll. llioolley. Honorary. Demi, R. S. Shaw. S0li'1'0ii11'Y, A. M. Brown 3711 1110 13l'1.2131C5v 1111 1110 00-011110111i1111111 1110 of 11115 0111- Feronian Society. 1161113 111111 00111011111111s 111111011 011111'110101T1z0s 1116 1115111111 10Q011l1'1l01111 111' 11 1'111s01' 110 111 1f1'101l11S111l1 11'11s 11111011 1011 111111 g'1'111V111 111 010111 s110011ss1'111 111g11111z1111011. 111111111g 1110 01110, f1111C1 10111111115 1112111 01111 111011 1111011111111 11'11S f111'C1'1'011. 11 33vZ1S 1111 1312111311 12, 1891, 111111 1110 llllllrlyv 11111111111011 c11s1'11ss11111s 11010 111'1111g'111 111 11 1-111s0 111111 1110 F01111111111 1111011111' H1l1'1C13' 51117111111 111111 0X1N1011CC 0111111s111g' 11s T1ll'01lQ'11 11111010011 1'0111's 1111' 141fx1.U1l32111S 110110 191111101 2111 11ss110111111111 17111 11l,C'1l1'Zl1 1111111'111'01110111 111 111011 f 11111110. 11ll'11llQ'1l 1110 11SS1s1a1100 111 Dr. 1'111XYi11'11S. 1111111 1110 0111110. 1121111133 111111110ss F011111111. A 1f'111lS111l111111l 11'11s l1f101Y11f'11. 01111 1110 S111-1011' 113310318 111111' 111 110 C101l111'111l11 11 111' 133211131 151111 11101011 ,1'11ll1'l'.V 3111111011 1f'01g11s1111 11111101100 H111'1'1s1111 31111110 R1Jg'111'S 110111'g1111111 1Q1111'11101'1 N11111111 310111101 191 1 H01011 131111550 331111111011 110111111 A1100 J01'1'1'0ys 311111' P01111111g'11111 1211211110111 P111111 Roll. 1 '1 1 'P 1711111110 1101111 C111'1111'11 111111-1111111111 A1'111'111 3101111 1111111 3161111 111111111 3111150 11121371005 31110101 111111100 N11111111 1111113 S1005 111111111 111111 S1101111 C1111ll1'1'. 31111' 111C s11'1111g' 1'CC11'1lQ' 111' s1s101'11111111 111111' CX15 1 0 1111111113 l11l31'U111ll111S 011111111110 111 1111111 1110111 111 yG1lS 1f'1,11111CN1'11C HARRISON. 11 1 51131 1102111 A 1'01'1' 1111111 111'llSSC11Hll11 1l 31011111 1,X1211'S1'C1l5 311111110 D1111Q0 31111110 H1111,'11111S111l 111.21110 311101: H01011 T111111111S1111 1'11111'01lCO 311111110011 19101 11211111110 111'0S11'011 Special. 13118. 1111100 ,ry 'ldllll XX 1111111-cl I alum UN ' . Officers. Xvil'1'-lll'lWilllxllI l'x1 1l11'1w Huslvy' 5t'l'l'L'fill Y. Ruth My-ml T111 mu Rmb T 11'11ssm -Um lll'll Hzlrslmll. Sophie Dodge Columbian Literary Society Officers. President, A. L. Campbell. Vice-President, E. J. Cribbs. Secretary, E. L. Horst. Treasurer, H. L. Baker. ln the year 1892, the four hundredth anniversary of the discovery of America by Columbus, twelve enter- prising M. A. C. students got together and formed the Columbian Literary Society. Since that time the so- ciety has, by faithful effort, secured and maintained a place in the front rank of literary and social organiza- tions of our college. As the name was derived from Columbus, so, also, were our society colors, the bright crimson and gold, taken from the old Spanish flag under which that great- est of all explorers sailed. By bravely pursuing a big conviction or ideal, Co- lumbus discovered a great continent. Likewise, we, as members of the C. L. S., believe that by striving to- ward high ideals, we may eventually discover great truths in life, and use them for the benefit of ourselves and our fellow beings. The characteristics which Columbians seek to pro- mote are strength of character, scholarship and socia- bility. Each year since its organization the members Marshall, T. A. Jordan. Editor, L. P. Wiallier. have reflected honor to the society by successful par- ticipation in the various college activities,-athletics, oratory, debate, class work, etc. ln the years 1892 and 1893 our society home was in a class room in College Hall, from 1893 to 1896 it was in the basement of i'Cld Wells, and from 1896 to the present date it has been in the northwest corner of the top floor of lVilliams Hall. Here in a suite of pleasant rooms many happy hours are spent in developing liter- ary and social talent, and in fostering that fraternal spirit which characterizes all the members. The Columbian Society has been and is a great in- liuence in the lives of many young men, the results of that influence can best be told by the works of its graduates and active members. ln our hearts and memories our society stands second only to our Alma Mater, and may our slogan always be NM. A. C. first, then Columbian. A. L. CAMPBELL, '1O. 1910. A. 11. Czl1111b1M'11 11. C. DCCz1111p. 13. ff. 11c1Q'c1'lu11 11. U. 111z1w1'c-1141 . A. ,10l'412lll. 1'. H. Pipc-V. 1. H. SZIVQUZIII1 0. 11.S1mw. 1911. Yi, 0. G. 11l1110l'N011. H 1 111111 J-. .1. 2x'. U. 11. 1i11io1In. .1. 11. ,1f1l'2l1lL'0. 19. .1. Gni1w1ws. 11. F. Huck. 11. 11. Kurtz. S. A. 11u1'ti11. -1. 0. 312l111lf'1VQ 11. 11. 11'z111if-1'. 11. 11. 110011. 1912. CW. T. 13rz1c110y'. -1411111 11mv111rf'11. Roll. 11. 11. 1,1ill'1111C1'. 11.11. 11uIc'1l1ilss. 11.11. 11u1'sln. W.13.0rr. -1.1 . S11Cill1. H. H. Sz1111'n1'11. w 11. 11. St'11Wzll'L1C1'. 19121. 19. V. 11l'211li. 11. 11. 11.13. ,1.11.11i1Z1'11. -1.11.H1l11Ili'S. 191-1. A. 1'. Edwa1'c15. John Kenyon. F1041 3101'ill'l. .1. 111. 11'0sto11. Resident Alumni. Prof. 11. 11. S110PS111111l. Prof. I . H. Sz1n1'o1'd. 1'1fof. O. 1. Gregg. 111S11'1lC101'11v. 13. 11iv01'a11m Honorary. 1'1'of. 11.11. Ryder. 1'1'0f. A. 11. Sil1Y1'01'. Themian Society. Officers. l'resident, Ethel Thoinas Vice-President. Edna McXaughton Secretary, Julie Belknap Social life is hut a natural outgrowth ot' college lite, and with the estahlishinent ot educational institutions has eonie the organization ot societies. The associa- tion ot' girls of similar tastes and their uniting have given to each society sonic distinctive characteristic. it On .ilanuarv 8, 1898, eleven girls with Miss Irina G. Thompson as leader, met in the Y. M. C. A. rooms and organized tl1e Theniian Literary Society, the second girls' society to he founded at M. A.. C. For the next two vears meetings were held first in the chapel, then in the Phi Delta Theta Fraternity rooms. and later in Treasurer, Madge Lanieranx Marshal, Mildred ffurtis the State Board roonis. The society owes much to Mrs. Jennie fli. K. Haner, who, hy her presence and en- couragement did a great deal to get tl1e society estah- lished. In the fall of 1900, the society was given the room it now occupies. During these years, there were girls who gave to tl1e society that spirit which has given strength. May we who follow prove true to their interpretation of the naine Mlllieinianf' EDNA B. MQNAUGHTON. 9 Q 1,4 vi- 1. 213951 552 X -se V R, 1 . Q K. 11 1 ff. , 1910 XV1ll1CllH111iI Bates Hazel Taft Muriel Twiggs 1911 Grace Bacon Evelyn Kopf Edna MeNaughto 1912 Lucy Arner Mildred Curtis I 11 Roll. Donna Edwards Vera Hyde Mary Richardson Helen Sheldon Ethel Thomas Harriett 1Vesl'on Arvilla Voss 1913 Cora Amnhleff .Tulie Belkn app Clara Chandler Seraphine Dinnniek Rebecca Faliriiiger Madge Lamoreaux Myra Lawrence Eva Lombard Hazel McKenzie Mary Nelson Esther Storms 1914 Elizabeth 1VRf1SXV01'ifll Sororian Literary Society. HHere or nowhere is thy ideal. Heyy true this is at all tinies, but espeeially se during our years of eel- lege lite. And not tl1e least el these ideals frieiitl- sl1ip,-1'1'ie11clship in tl1e highest and best sense of the word. Se it was chiefly with this ideal in niincl that the Sereriaii Set-iety was org'anize1l. The nanie Sere- rian was chosen because it nieans siste1'heefl, with its loyalty and helpfulness. This is what our soeiety aims to stands for. Q The society was formally organizecl i11 1902 with twelve nieinbers. antl was given 1'Ht11llS with the hlero- rian seeiety in the Woiiiaifs lluilaling. Since that tinie it has inereasetl in Slfl'l'llQ'1ll and nieinbers until, in the present year. we have a menibersliip ot' tweiity-eight. liiterary XYt'i1'1i has not been neglected. Ill every way We have striyen ter an all around cleyelopnieiit, believing' that only thus flu we gain the fullest bene- iils '1'l'01Tl our college lite. HIIXA VHAIIBERLIN, '11, Roll. Post Graduate. 1 91 2, Georgia Cook. Belle Alger. 1910. Nellie Bangs. Blanche Bair. 1 X B lorenee Uepson. 1911. Edna Chaniberlain. Hannah bY1ll121,H1SOH. M ay Herbert. Phila Smith. Ruth llvoocl. I Alniyra Lewis. Margaret Logan. Anrelia Potts. 1913. 11111-y Corbet. l.a11ra Vrane. Jesepliine Hart. Lugilg Ililyykiug, 1i1'2lt'l' lllt,'li111S011. .lessit'tiibs011. Flerenee Hayes. llenera Nixon. lffsther Antlerseii. 191-1. Mable Tussing. Alive lvcmfl. rvsidvllt, l 3lz111cl10 Bair. Officers. XviCG-P1'6SidG11Y. Lum- i lv Hal W li i ns. S0f'l'l'Till'Y. Jus0pl1i110 Hart. ' rw w ' ' ', ll'02lSIll'Gl', 1311111111 Lexus. CO1'1'QSlJ011di11Q' Soc., T1G11O1'i'l Nixon. Hursllzll. Verna 312111550111 Eunomian Literary Society. Officers. President, C. H. Ponitz Vice-President, R. YV. lYalker Secretary, Alfred Iddles Treasurer, G. H. Smith History is a chronicling of past occurrences, an enumeration of present conditions, and a peering into the future. On October 10, 1903, some twenty men met in the Y. M. C. A. room in liiilliams Hall and founded the Sigma Mu Beta Society, with John W. Decker as presi- dent and Chas. E. lVillets as secretary. In 1904 that name was changed to Eunomian. lVith the opening of lVells Hall in the fall of 1906, the society secured rooms in Vllard HD. which were used until the spring of 1907, when a permanent home in VVilliams Hall was secured. These rooms, nicely arranged and tastily furnished. serve as the present home of the society. As in that first meeting, where the spirit of brother- hood and good fellowship was so manifest, so to-day is that same spirit the dominant one in the life of the society, only grown stronger and more potent with the passing of the years. From a nucleus of twenty-two men, with all the difliculties of establishing a new organization, the so- ciety has grown to its present condition of advance- ment with its list of loyal alumni members, its present Registrar, C. D. Curtis Editor, E. C. Lindeman standing regarding matters of interest to the college, and its present ranking with the other societies. lf an organization can be characterized by any one ideal toward which it is striving, the one in this so- ciety is an aim to foster broad minded manhood among its members, its individual and collective interest in college affairs, and its spirit of unity of purpose. Prophecies are based upon antecedent probabilities. If the past and present are to be taken as a criterion, then the future holds much in store for the followers of Eunomius. The society spirit is best set forth in the closing lines of the Eunomian song: May no fraternal strife be ours as our college life we spend. But each to each our duty do unto the final end. lVhen others come to fill the ranks, when we from here are gone, f Tis then for thee our hopes will be, our own Eu- nomianf' R3 R. A. TURNER, 'o9. G E A 1910 H. Ponitz . E. Kurtz M. Mi11e1' L. G. Hi1g'C111J11C11 111. G. May J. L. Shaw J. 111. CQ.1ap111 H . 11. 11y11C11 1911 G D. Ul11'f1SS 1 T. C.11'11ite H. 11. 11JOllH1S011 111. H. U1'q1111z11't 111. 11. Harris G. H. S1111111 R. 111. POWC11 G. L1.11c1Q111111111 G. S. La11g1c1011 111. 11. 1115111101 Roll. 1912 11'. C. Gouglcy L. L. G11z1111be1's A111611 L1c11c1S .1. L. Brody E. E. 1101011111 C. E. 11101111 G. G 91101110111 H.111.11f1llQ11 H. L. 11f11'l11'1'1011C1 1913 R. G. C11i11H1J61'13111 C. S. Lord L. M. H11tC11i11S F. CO1V111g M. A. Russell 11'. F. S2l111J01'11 E. A. Yoko K. Hutton 1914 N. D. S1111PS0ll Honorary Member, Prof. 17101.01 T. 1173113011 Ero Alphian Literary Society. Every college student knows, and is willing to acknowledge, that acquaintanceship with books is not the sole value of his course. A In order to be a well rounded man or woman, one inust possess. in conjunction with a literary and tech- nical education. a thorough understanding of his fel- low beingsg he niust know how to cooperate with others in developing the noblest altruistic principlesg and, best ol? all. he inust forni t'riendships. enduring and true. To this end fourteen girls inet on March 15, 1904. to establish the Ero Alphian Literary Society. lt has inet with and surinounted the obstacles familiar to or- ganizations of this kind. and now it is lirmly estab- lished, the stronger because ot' its early hardships. '4Ero Alphian' signities to us. love of the highest and the best. XYith this alwavs before us, and with every our fellow students and our ,xllllil Slater. we are Sl71'lYl11Q,' deed perlierined with thoiught for the welfare of to lead noble lives. iBAltIll-Xll-X VAN HEVLEN. 'lo. Ilo1L lilll. Marjorie Bird. Marjorie Bradley. Ethel Caldwell. Helen Eichele. Elizabeth Frazer. Louise Kelley. Zella Kiininel. Leona Lee. Mable Robison. Elizabeth Snyder. Ethel Trautinan. lva Vlilson. 1910. Catherine Benhain. Minnie E. Johnson. Barbara Van Heulen. 15313. Liu-ile liCf'SL'l1l2lQ. Marguerite Beyst-l1lag. Virginia Frafts. Harriet Gardner. lilant-he Hayward. Hazel Lanioreaux. Ethel Mcliillop. 1914. Mary Ellen Graham. l9l2. Lela Bolen. lrene Carter. Hazel Crafts. Era Gliein. Bessie Howe. Marjorie Hoyt. Sarah Van der Voort. side-nt. lgill'liil1'il Yau Hvu Officers. Yin-0-l'1'vsi1lv11I. Minnie lf. 'l0llIlSU11. llpn-lmlillg' Sm-1'etz11'y. C'utl1Q1'i110 Benhaul. CiPl'l'C'Sll0l'llll11g' Sec-.. lmo1m Lee. Tl'02lSlll'Ol'. Helen Eicfllele. Marelmll. Mary Ellen Cl1'Zll1iIlTl Aurorian Literary Society. 011 September 330, 1905, in College Hall, which gave birth to so many of our present literary societies, less than a dozen men met to discuss the need of another literary organization. A great deal ol' enthusiasm was shown and after a week of deliberation the Au- rorian Society was formally organized. The name Aurorian was derived from the Latin word meaning Hl'1Sl1lg'iSll1l,w the emblem ol' which is seen in the so- ciety seal. Rollo E. Keech, '06, was elected president and Daniel H. Ellis, '07, secretary. To the constitution then drawn up were atlixed the names of sixteen charter ings were held in College Hall. The following year rooms were obtained in Wells Hall. Upon the strong foundation there laid has been built an association of representative students embodying every phase of col- lege activities. The traternal spirit and moral standing which orig- inallv eharaeterized the Anrorians. have lmeen niain- tained, and are in a great ineasnre responsible tor the success and 'yreseiit standing of the society. The Aurorians have already outgrown their quar- ters and look forward to the time when larger and more suitable rooms will he provided. At that time members. we will enter upon a new era of sueeess and progress, During the remainder of the year the regular meet- hearing out 1110 11192111iDQ 01' UW' SY1HlJol. c'lipward. H. H. o., '11, 1910 1911 Hoffman, B. E. Delfoning. J. Thompson, R. E. Coplan, H. H. Edwards, R. C. Applin, J. YV. Hallock, E. A. Brightup, R. E. Hodgman, C. L. Dorman, H. A. Hopkins, R. Z. Rodegib, E. L. Hilton H Holden, J. 0. A. Goodell. Z. C. C' Sauve. D. J. Shanor, XV. JV. Tuhergen, 0. B. Roll. 1912 1913 Kiefer, 15.0. Burns, F. B. llvesterveld, Ira Chambers, E. G. lglobart, D. ll. 1914 fL11C1Off,H. L. C, I R E Dennett, D. M. JO G' ' ' Knapp, U. YV. Mvers .J. B. 0,Dell, fi. M. Svlies, H. H. lVhitacre, U. J. Gardner, H. L. Honorary. Prof. A. J. Clark Pl'CSidC1'1T, Hoffmull, B. E. ,. I Y. , . i J Y 100-P1 CS1dG11'E, Delxomuo, Officers G , F1113I1C13l Soc., IX,1CfC1', E. C. RGOO1'di11Q,' Soc., Westerveld. Im H 'F1'0as111'e1', Uoplan, H. H. Efhtor, Hobart, D. E. Mmslml, Thompson, R. E Forensic Literary Society. Wvith the g1'11w111 111' e1111i11111e11t 111111 il11C1ll1il11Cl' ill ' 1 o , M.A.11.1f11111et111r111:1:11111 2111 111111111'1111111.x' 1111 11111511 w 1111 C1111 he 111111 111 lL l11'C1'2l1'j' s111:iety. 2111 who were i111e1'1's1e11 i11 this w111'1i. 111 111001 111111 i11 the eollege e1111pel. The eV1111i11g' 140111111 il g1111111.V 1111111- lJe1' 111 il11C1lL12'l11C0. U11i1'e1's were 1'1l11Sl'1l 111111 11 111'111'1 TO1' il 121111s1it11t11111 1Jl'C5C111C11. XV1l11'1l was 111-1'ept1'11 1111111 some changes. A 1-11111111i1t1'e was illllblblllilfll 111 se1e1:1 il 111111111 1111' t11e 11s511ei11ti1111. T11e 111111111 111'11p11se11 hy' 11111 C11111111itt1111 was 1111111111-11 111111 1he 1'1'111'e11si11 H111fie1.x , was 1111111f'11e1l 111 1111-e the 111111115 111111 111S1-11111'11ge111e111s which 11tte111l 1111 l1QNVY01111l1'CS. yu Time 1'CV02llS Illlllly 111ist11lies. 5111111 2l1'1'Cl' t111ii11g' 1'1111111s 111 1Yell's H1111 the s111'ie1j' 1'e1f11g'11ize11 111111 its g'11111111. I1o1L 1910 1911 11. WY. Igiillixvill 11. 1'. He1111 11. G. C1'1111e TV. T. 1311g'1111 A. He111'i1-1is1111 A. 11. H11111 1. 11. Clizbe li. li. XYil11ilL'1' J. F. Newell YV. 13. 0111111 13. W. Keit11 A. H. Pe1'1'i11e R. C. D1'iesl1111'11 J. H. ,M1'C111'1-111111 C. E. S111itl'1 V. fl. 9e11ne'11'111' A. 111511111111 YV. J. Sp1'11tt G. YY. Dewey W. W. .1.,,l'il11i'1l1ll'1 R. G. V11111'h111'st M. 11. 1i1'O011ll'2l1i A. 1t111111. J. 11. 11111111110 5' f1'1'1'1111w1 llll 's1111ie w11s11 11111s1- 111'g1'1111iz11ti1111. A new 1'1111s1i1111i1111 was 1111111111211 XV1li1'1l 511111111 the purpose 11e 1 1 ' 1 1 -1'111'x'. 111Ul.'Zl1. 111111 51101111 011111 1lesi1'e11111 p1'11c111'e1'111it11e111se1V1's1111-1111V1111t11g'1's which 1111151111111 111 111 1111 1111 . 111' ils 1Il11lllll11l'S. Olll' g'1'UXY11l. lllilllgll 111111 1'11pi11, llc 011 October 19. 1907, D11 1311115111111 g'11ve the 1:1111 1111' 11111-11 1111111111 111111 we 1111w feel 111211 we 111'e 111 2LpOS1t1O 111111111g' 1111'11111Ul'S1l1.'11'11C5 XV111C11l1iLV 11111111 x11 1lll11'1l 111111111-11111 1l111i1'1111-111111111 111111111 i111ViI11C6 11111 s111'i1.11 w1111'111'e 111' the 5111110111 11111152 r 1 ' 1 ' 1111 N111 ll11.Y 11s 11 wh11111 leels 11 11111111 1111Cl'C51, 11111 only 1111111i1111111'11l111-11 111 thesewh11-11'111111w . ' 1 1 1 ' 2ll'11Y01.X' 11110'110'1'11 i11 f'Z11'.1'Bvi11QJ O11 its w111'1is. 11111 ill 1111' lll1'll1lN'1'S Wllfl1l1'1l11'111111'1111ClJ0 Ullllll1lU1l1l11 XX1l111llXl Nlllll 1111111111111 111 ' 1 ' 'Q 1. F111' 11111111, 111 '1111' 1111 1'll1'lll't' 1111111111i. we 5111111 11lw11ys h11Ve il NVC1CO111l 111 11111 1'1111111w NY1l01'11 we 1'1111 2lSSll1'C 11111111 th11t 1'1'lC11C1 1 n ships 1'111'1111-11 i11 the 1 111'1111si1' S111'il'1Y 21111 11111 5111111 fm R. G. FRANK. 1912. 1913 H. l'. 13111's11111 f'. F. 1311111111 11. li. liyei' l . H. liwing' 11.5. 11111111111 K. 1i.XY11l11'lg A. CK l111s1111 19. M. W'i11t111'111111e Wi. ll11l1e1'1s 1i'. fl. Dewey 1. T. P11'lilC11l'l1 1914 0. H. l 1'ie1l1'ie11 Officers. QSidl'1lI'. J. F. Ncwvll Yivv-l'1'vsi1lv11l , H. XY. Kvitll llzlcc T111-1 st-L-mm-y. 141. Ll. wa Sl11'G1', XY. B C'hu'k 3Iil1'ShZIu, O. H. F1'ied1'icl1 Delphic Literary Society. On Saturdax' evening, Xoveinher T, l9OS. a number of men gathered in College Hall to elleet the founda- tion of a new literary soeiety. The routine Work of organization was at onee set in motion, and the Delphie Society formally entered upon its eareer. Beginning the following week, regular meetings were held in '4Old No. 7,,' the lrirthplaee of so many eollege organi- zations. Despite the uneongenial quarters, the society thrived, and on Mareh 20, 1909, removed to its new rooms in XVi'11'Cl A, lYells Hall. The society now possesses a pleasant home and takes an aetive interest in all eollege affairs, being repre- sented in athletic, literary, and soeial funetions. If the Delphie Society eontinues to thrive for the present high ideals whieh it has set for itself, its fu- ture is assured. Officers. President, O. XV. Sehleussner Viee-President, F. L. True Secretary, P. D. Ketehain Treasurer, S. S. Smith Marshal, C. C. Hanish 1910 C. C. Hamish F. H. Kolb 1911 George Brault U. S. Crane F. L. True C. F. Chaney C. A J. R D S. H. H. U. P. F M. Q 1912 Atwater Qu. Bovey F. 0211111713611 B. Delvin F. Fisher F. Delvin V. Geib G'-roothins L. Harrison D. Kefehflm E. Meritt T. Munir Roll. YV. Pedersoii L. J. Reed C. G. Ryther E. Smith S. S. Smith F. A. Smiley O. YY. Sehleussner H. F. Truax R. XVZLIHC1' A. C. Hobart B. A. Goodell 1913 H. H. Bowles J. S. 1Vel1es F. Fdwflrds 1914 J. A. Shoup Ionian Literary Society. '1'11111111111111'1'1111'111111'11111 1111-1111111111Xf1'1'1c1111111'111 C111- 111111111 111 1.'111111f1'e H1111. -X1 11111 1111g11111111g 1f'Ql' 11lll'1llQ,' 11111 11151 11111-111111 11215 f'11111'f1VV,1.01' 11111 111'g'11111- S1J1'1llQ' 1111'111. 1116 Q111511111' 1'11111111'1111 1110 111111111 111 11 111 1 7 211111111 111' 111111'11 .1111e1'111'1' 5111-1111111s. 111111 1111s 111 11111111. 1110118 H1111. 111 11'1111-11 111111' Zl1'lx 111111' 1111-1111 11 11111 XY 1 il 11111111111g' 111' 11111s11 11'1111 11'111'11 1111111'11s11111 111 111111'111'1' 11'111'1i 2ll'C111'11lQ'111il11l'111111 11 111021S11111Y 111111111 1111' 1 11 11111 Xxvilx 1111111 B121l'1'1l 5. 12109. '1'1111 l'1'Sl111 111! 11115 11111111111g' -x111l1ll1Q'1l 1'111111g. 11111 S111111111' is s11'1111g'11 1110 11111 11'11s 11111 11111111111 111'g'11111Z111i1111 111' 11111 1111111111 1111111'111'1' 111111 11' 11111 1111111'11s1 111111 Q111111 1'11111111's11111 111111 1X 1 ' 1111l1l11l1lN 1111 11111111 111 1111 111111111 111111111 H111ll1N 11 3111111111 1 1' 1 1111' 1111 1'11s1 111 111-11 1111'111 11111 1111-11111' 111111 11'11111i11' 111 z1ss111'1111. H . T . 11 . 11. ll O. 11. W H W 11 . W H W 1911 1111111111 171115, 51111111 Q1111111 1112151111 1111111s1111 S1-1111 Roll. 1912 17. H. 311'111'l'lll111 11. A. 11111'11i11111' 1'. 11. 111111111111 Y. S.H1111'111111 H. 11. 13111111s Y. 11. 111111-1111111 P. S. 1V1111111111111 1' 11. H. S1l'1.1.f'1lN F. F. H1111111'11 F. U. 1111111111 H. S. 1D111'1s . 1'- 1 1 151123 S11111111111' 1711V1'1111 1'111'1111'11z 11. 11111'111111'1 S1lill'I'11XY M111'111's 1 YV. 11111111 11. Daly' 1111 1111V1'111s 1. 3111111111 Gu 1.'di11v 1' Officers. X lu l'1'csidc11l. H. YY. llmwlvy 5f'4'1'vIzl1'j'. P. XY. BLISO11 'l'1'vz1sl11'm'. If. XY. S101-li RUIbHl'It'1'. I . H. RIt'I,i'l'll xixl 3I2ll'SllIlI. H.H..Tul111sm1 .Tzu 1iI u1'. Y. 9. R mx llll 1910 E. R. Dail L. L. Benedict J. E. Shaw J. A. Smith Irvin Gilson Officers. President, J. E. Shaw Vice-1'resident, li. G. Shuhaoh 1911 E. XV. Tappan F. J. Richards E. G. Shubach G. P. Springer Secretary, E. J. Friar Sergeant, Chas. Burns Roll. 1912 E. J. Friar Nels Hansen Chas. Burns C R. Gifford F. R. Harris C. S. Baker VV. A. 1Vood Reporter, G. P. SJring'or 1Vi11iam Johnson T. YV. Spangler Thomas Ressler H. R. Hosner A. YV. Cronk H. V. Tappan 1 1913 Philip 1Vi1hehn YY. A. Kishigo C. B. Chapman Morris Knapp jg..i.-'R' ffl, ' , Ulf 5 I ikig 1 Krzja YY Y S iviti. N '- ,aslallilu-KSMM F T L f Xi 4 y A W- - QE s 'Zi 1' ' J fi lm '? 9 A 3' fif l -. '53 mf + A , EW -,fxf xg-bra -N, v, ' fl' I , jg , ylfvfmi. fri .'. , Y' QQ f XX X 7WfWf - 4 ff ' -Q .4 I MAG- 6 : 5 ,ff IE ge W f f , f ann - l , f y ,W W as - , L ivvf H -G I yew Sh,-in 5 lIRST FLOOR JQYS. - Diseases Found at M. A. C. A report of tl1e liifeloiig l1'lVCSl'lg'1lflU1lS ot' I. Squiut- a11proAdem M. D. Foreword. Conditions at M. A. C. as regards l1ealtl1 and Sd11liE21lfl01'1 S66111 excellent. Following 11re 501116 diseases which are 111ost co111111o11 a11d wl1icl1 appear to be peculiar to the locality. Nee Shaka. F1'6Sl1II10I1 are most subject to this, but all students are lia.l1le to seizure. Tl1e attacks are usually short, alltl are 110b evidenced when the person is seated. Nature Zllltl sy111pto111s: Swayi11g of the limbs with erratic twitchiiigs of the muscles of tl1e tibulo-fibia- fe111ural il1'l'lGlllilll011, i1CCOIH1J2llllCtl by 11 lJlZ111Cl1Gtl face illltl a SOH1l-XV0ll1lClGtl look. Cause: T11TC11SlliGCl ho111esieli11essg call 011 TTIG car- pet, fG1'111,5 11'1211'liS a11d Dad's 1fGlHE11'liSQ tl1e sight of a football CHCH15' scoring El goal, il g'l1111ce t're111 1111 ih11g'0lQ tirst cigar. Remedy: Tl1e cure varies with tl1e cause, a 99 per ce11t injection of grit, a square 1'1'lCil1l, 51111 observance of tl1e Sll'2llQ,'l1t illlfl narrow rule, splints, 0116 or all of tl1ese help some. The only sure cure. however, Zlllfl tl1e o11e advised l1'1 eXt1'e111e eases is to a111p11t11te tl1e li111bs illltl to substitute artificial 01193. Bijou Observit. The disease is 111ost surely 111a11it'ested by the vit-ti111's departure every Monday eVe11i11g' ter Lilllslllg' 1111 the T200 P. M. ear. Tl1is is a reliable lllilg1lOSllCl11LllCilll011. Other SXIIIPTOIIIS are il t'11111ili111'ity with all the latest song' hits. illltl 1111 ill,lSCllI-lllllltlvll i111p11lse to get the front row S621fS1l11 classes. Cause: A predisposing cause is a surplus of cash, coupled with 1111 easy sehedule illltl a laxity i11 the sphincter muscle et tl1e 'HIUIICY bag. Nature: The bij. eb. is caused by a germ which lives i11 i11ti111ate COIIYHCT with 1llU1lC.V, particularly quarters. Students alllicted with this lllillillly 11re sometimes tat- ally overcome Ulltl lli'lYC to leave College to recuperate. All SJEllQlC11lS are susceptible. except, perhaps, co-eds, who succumb. it' at all. ,Q'01l01'2lllY 4.111 Saturday after- 11oo11s. Result: C011ll1'lllCLl exposure lllilly result i11 crippled 1'CClfEl,fl,O1lS illlfl p11rtial P21 ralysis of tl1e poclietbooli. l'le111edy: No sure cure has been discovered. Spray- ing' tl1e eei11 with Y. M. fl. A. e111ulsio11, or investing' it 'lll llull Du1'l1a111. s11111eti111es 11Il'et'ts ill l'GI11D0l'2Ll'Y re- lie'I'. This disease Pillllltll' be Ol'2ltllf'illGLl owing to 21,11 i111lispesitio11 011 part ot' patients to ee-operate. Grinda. This disease is not very deeply rooted at this college. There are, however, sullicient cases to warrant its men- tion. Individuals who suiter from this generally lind comfort in solitude. Average students possess a pro- nounced immunity. Symptoms: A desire to study after 11 1230 lj. M. Heightening forehead and falling hair. Left shoulder higher than the right. Talking in the sleep about Tau Beta l'i or Alpha Zeta. Unhealthy abundance ot' A's appearing on the slip. Cause: Heaven knows. Cure: Grinda never attacks one atllicted with Bijou observit, so vaccination with toxin from that source has a benelicial action. Give up solitary habits: take a wife addicted to levity and tumult. In far-advanced eases temporary relief may sometimes be seeured by graduation. Roughousionus. A very common ailment. for almost every student seems to have at least latent tendent-ies toward it. The disease works little or no harm: indeed seine authori- ties claim the germ is positively benelicial. Spreads very rapidly by contact. Symptoms: A fellow infected with Roughousionus bacilli has a disposition to rove into his triend's rooms. He is overwhelmed by a laudable desire to innoeulate others with the germ. He pulls chairs. shirts. and tiekles. throws arms and things lovingly about. A belligerent attitude is discernible. Results ot' the disease: Skinned elbows. Torn ap- parel. Battered and scratched furniture. Polished Iloors. Protests from the guy below. of a suitable place in which to work Cause: Lack oit excess steam. A playful temperament. Cure: Solitary confinement in a straight-jacket, or a boil on the from the system neck. May be removed momentarily of one patient at least by having him kick a larger patient violently on the shin. Drill is on probation as a preventative measure. but with little success. A large, well-equipped, permanent Gym- nasium would otfer a suitable sanitarium for the male student bodv which needs immediate relief. ., Fussitis. Peculiar in every respect, and very difficult to analyze. It seems to seize both males and females: and not even the sub-faculty escape. An odd fact is that it appears to awaken gregarious instincts in the sexes, causing one member from each to seek sym- pathy with the other. The most virulent outbreaks occur in the spring and fall, altho some very bad eases hang on thru tl1e winter. Some healthy l'olks show an astonishing willingness to expose them- selves. and some patients stubbornly resist all efforts to cure them. Nature: Either chronic or spasmodic. Tempera- ture rises gradually in the morning and bursts out at its maximum at about 9:50. At this time the patients seem so feeble that they can hardly walk. indeed mo- tion is barely perceptible and that's all. Frequently it is necessary for them to rest in a retired, secluded spot. In extreme advanced cases a pair of patients is more apt to consult a D. D. than an M. D. Cure: Go blind, get deaf, become dumb,-and then croak. Vitula Consumpta. Symptoms: Patients gather in crowds and howl lustily for sustenance. They eat largely and indis- criminately. Persons far gone empty graham crack- ers in their pockets and seldom speak at the table, occa- sionally devour their neighbor's dessert. To this dis- ease the College Inn and Andy's sideline owe their existence and large prolits. Cure: Become athletic and join the training table. Fall in love or off the Ag. building. Feverish Posterior Smite. A most extraordinary pestilence. It attacks groups of men students, who forthwith gleefully band them- selves together, provide themselves with an outlandish name, and, once a week, yield in unique antics to the cravings produced by this disease .tFurther comments unnecessaryj . There are, doubt-less, many more kindred diseases, but the writer has been unable to investigate them, owing to a bad attack of Lackatime. This disease gains its name from letters home in which the student reiterates the phrase Hlack of time forbidsv. Nature: Immediately after supper the spell comes on. The victim becomes burdened with the contine- ment of clothes. He dons a pair of old slippers and a bathrobe. An elevated position of the feet, together with liberal use of tobacco, seem to ease the pain. I-Ie rests easy, impervious to the demands of study and of work of all kinds. A fight or a lire galvanize him into instant action, however. Tearing up Walks, or hauling a gypsy wagon onto the Campus, or stacking a room, gives temporary relief. Cure: IBecome editor ot the Holcad, or jokcsmith of a triennial college publication. The Day is Best. Eduard Christian Lindemann. IVere I to make mx' choice of time oi' clav. 7 Twould he a task for me to say Just which is best. At break of day when I ailahoriug go New life in my whale being' seems aglmv, For I've hall rest. When llllll-LliL5'7S reaehecl, aml failing' umsc-les tire, I still rejmf-e, because my tasks require A claily test. And now, at dusk when lowering shadows fall, My heart leaps higher at the homewarcl call Aml all is lvlesf. Tragedy of a Pair of Romeos and Juliets. Flace: Not the M. A. C. Campus. Tiniec About 7:45 F. M. Seene 1. FVOIIIGIFS Building, window lirst lloor ! front, near the big door. Appear two Lo-eds at Window. First U. NYhy don't those boys hurry! They said oyer at the Librar ' that they'd be right over. F 1 F 3. ,. D Second U. l believe we d have done better to have brot tl1e stull in ourselyes. First U. XVateh your grannnatr, deary! lWe eould never get all that junk in without the Dean SGQIIIQ us. Besides the whole Coop would know about it. Gee! Fin hungry! YVell, letis HX up the elevator. Second U. Here's the waste-basket. Xllhereis the Cord! First t'. Guess we'll have to hunt one. Conte on! Co-eds disappear. Two dark forms come into View around the end of the building, and slip in between the wall and the bonny briar bushes which ornanlent the yieinity. First D. F. Di these thorns! Sec-ond D. F. Quiet you mut. or the Dean'll hear us. But you're right about this eaeti! First. D. F. This the window? Listen! They whistle softly. No response. exeept that a head appears for an instant at a window on the third Hoor. First D. F. Slender they wouldn'tt lower the basket. Frobably think we can toss the grub in on the table. Gosh, it's a inile up there! Second D. F. Yeah. but l can stand on your shoul- ders and get it in. First D. F. I could stand on yours just as well. Second D. F. Conte on! you weigh a ton niore than I do! First D. F. Doggone that jagger! HtJNX'l11lgtll11.lO piek up the stuff with you on iny shoulders, huh? Second D. F. lIAl'ter painful n1editation.l Darnlino! First D. F. fsllllilllll by an idea.l Say, you take it. Slip the string of this ic-e-ereain paper whateveritis over your wrist like this, and take the plate of cake in that hand like this. and the basket of strawberries in the other. Now, step in niy hands and up on iny shoul- ders. Second D. F. Fll look sweet doing that. XYhat'll I hold on to? First D. F. Lean up against the wall. Seeond D. F. Here goes. First D. F. Steady now! Second D. F. Careful! First D. F. Careful yourself! C'an't you keep that ereani from dripping all over a fellow? Lot of it just went down my neek. Second D. F. That's where it is supposed to go. Stop your cussing, here're the girls! Reappear Co-eds at the window. First G. Oh! supposin' you'd tall. What are you standing on! Second D. F. Yeah, I might get hurt. Second G. AXD lose the ice cream! Second D. F. by dextrous juggling manages to get the dainties on the sill. Second C. Oh why didnit you bring a whole quart of cream! First D. F. tFrom below.j What ain't there is dis- tributed over me. First C. IYho,s that! Oh he's holding you up! Second D. F. Don't mind him. I spilled a few drops on him. and he's sore. First D. F. tl3eloyy.j Say. ol' course I hate to disturb you, but any time youire ready to get down- First G. Bet they ate it. Second D. F. Xaw we di.dn't! First D. F. IVhat's that! All. IVhat's what? First D. F. Somethin' just fell. Second D. F. By Gosh! IVouldn't that frost you! Half the- Both Go-eds. Shhhh! Don't make so much noise. Sheis awful cranky. Said in house-meeting that We fuss too much. think of that! Second D. F. Impossible! First D. F. IYell-ll! HHalf of whatv? Say, can't you stand on the ledge or something? Second D. F. The cake. Seine of it slipped oil. No it's too narrow. Lemme down to get it. First D. F. Steady. Both D. Ffs. Steady. Both Co-eds. Careful. First D. F. I got it. Ah, they xyon't mind a little sand! Suppose I do the aerial ascent act this time. Get bent over there! First D. F. is just nicely balanced on Second D. F.'s shoulders when Go-ed exclaims from above: Sssst. Dean! Second D. F. Huh? YYhere! First D. F. Shut up. will you! Coming down the steps. Second D. F. Oh Judas! ' First D. F. attempts a hasty descent, slips and em- braces second D. F. lovingly. depositing the plate on his head. It breaks, the plate does. First D. F. Holy Cat. I'ye broke the plate! Second D. F. Oh, dam the plate!!! Doth Do-eds. YV-h-y-y! First D. F. Gee whiz! She's coming down tl1is Walk! Sit down. you! Second D. F. By George, I believe she saw ns! She's coming right here. Too late to run. First D. F. 'Know the Window anyway. All. Oh dear! Go-eds disappear. First D. F. If only these confounded shrubs had more leaf and less priclile! Second D. F. Shut up! Shut up!! Shut up!!! Appear, the Dean dressed in black and a stern, hor- rified look. D. Young men! Young 1nen! Do you think this is eXactly the proper thing to do? First D. F. also Second D. F. tSILENCE.l D. Answer me! I know you are there. I see you both. Both D. F.'s tMore SILENCEJ D. The young ladies in this institution are allowed great freedom, indeed, I think far too much. You need only come up and ring the bell and you may see the young ladies at any reasonable hour. Such actions as these desecrate the sacred atmosphere and break down the morals of the Duil ding. Go up to my Office immediately ! The D. Ffsx come forth. Both have humble shamed expressions. Second D. F. futilely endeavors to sepa- rate some cake from his apparel. Scene 2. Deanis Otiice. Occupants: Dean, First D. F., Second D. F. Iiack of space, together with the author's inclina- tion to spare you such harrowing details necessitates here a row of Most of the conversation is by the Dean. Gist of the two D. F.'s speeches, VVe'll never do it again!'i Exeunt D. F.'s. +Ed. Note. Remember D. F.-Dark Form not 1 f Scene 3. Room belonging to the window figuring in Scene 1. Enter Dean. First and Second Co-eds already here. For reasons similar to above author again inserts more , Most of the conversation is by the Dean. Co-ed duet, HlVe'll neyer do it again! I Penalty, verdict and ultimatum: Restrictions, in- definite period for all parties concerned. For never was a story of more woe liven of .Iuliet and her Romeo, Than this. of cream and cake and maidens fairg So if you can't be good, be careful, and beware! C. H. K. '11 Quarantined. M any like to E at rhubarb, A poor guy S urely gets Ii ittle or nothing E lse when S taying at the pest house. and then have the fellow behind one snore audihly. yt c . Not to mention: Saturday classes, Inspector's visit I11St1'uUt01'5 WIN HCV91' M11 U' mcct tlwll' 'fli'55'e'5' Flakes. Y. M. ff. A. dues, Cons, Studv and DRILL. Ice on the sidewalk. ' The fellow who causes your girl to be placed under restrictions. The mail-nian. A The last car two blocks ahead of you. A wasted dollar on a special exani. Amateur inusieians and singers. Breakfast at 6:30. M. A. C. fire department. Senior niustaches. To sit on F2l1'11l Lane Bridge. and watch the girl from oil the Campus go canoeing. Birthdays. Tight Shoes. The line on registration day. Hop bills. when the Hop is over. lforty-one hour schedules in the Spring Term. Blueberry pie. Unexpected visit from niother. Local option in Laiising. To hear the lucky fellows who can go home for vaca- tion. talk about it. i Hunk of hone in the hash. ee Iteinized expense accounts. To have to explain why everyone yells sofi at the football game. Short-horns. To settle oneself for a quiet snooze in a dry class People and Things That Make Us Weary. 1 The Frolics of a Night. By Louise Kelley. l1's our night to danee, girls, eo111e onf' Elinor 1hl'll1S1'l'Ullg led t11e erowd ot' girls 110Wl1 111 l1l1'll' so- ciety 1011111 lor ll 111111' houris l'01Tl'CEl1l1111. .11 w11s easy 111 see Tllill' s11e wo111d be il le1111e1' Zl11yXY11C1'CQ 51111111 ot' Sl'2l1lll'CA. lllCl'l'y dark eyes 211111 2111 Cll1iUl'Clllg' perso11a1i1y. A tter 21 half 11our of daneing and singing t11e study bell rang 111111 the girls trooped 11oisi1y 1111 t11e stairs feeling very wide awake 111111 11111 111ueh i11eli11e11 to study. Elinor 111111 Elorise U2l1l'VCl', 11er 11111011 enduring 1011111-11lil11C, went to their roo111 ZIIIL1 S2112 down on op- posite sides ot' t11e t11ble. The ,l'UUl1l boasted ot two ehairs, 211 straig11t o11e wit11 arms 1111111 211 roeking ehair. Elinor always sat i11 t11e S1l'1LlQ'1lb C1l1lll.', l1er l.C1C2LS 111- ways eolleeted so 11111011 better, sho said. To XVlll1fll l'll111'lSt11'Gllll0f1111il1 t11is eolleetion ot ideas was tl1e yery 111i11g Elinor needed. H011 dear, I wish 1llCl'G were not always so lllzllly things to do at onee. Now tl1ere is that Slmkesperian review to be writte11. 111111 page after page ol' 1i'l111111fer to be read, a11d half of tl1e History of Art book to be studied for a11 eXan1 l'0Hl0l'l'0XY. 113 1l1e worl11 XV0ll1f1 o11ly stand still for about tl1ree days 1 tl1i11k 1 wo11ld get all eaught up. Eli11or sighed deeply as she sorted 0111 t11e books piled on tl1e table. Do you tl1i11k you eo11ld do it in three days .1 Elo- rise looked up with guileless innooenee o11 11er tiaee. Q33 1 wo11ld l1111e to say w11a1 el. llllllli ol' people wl1o use 51110215111 as 21 1121511111120 111111 Elinor w11s 1'U,l'tTL'11 to bury her wounded dignily i11 il book. Silence reigned to lf 211111051 111111' 1111 hour, during which tiine Elinor read U1li1llUCl' 11.1111 ,Florise pored busily over t11e subject ot' Eeonoinies. Elorise was IL well 10111111011 girl wl1o eould tur11 her l11111d to ibllytlllllg. Her blue eyes and lovely eornplexion of t11e blo11d type 111111111 her beau13i1'ul of ifaee but it XVELS t11e beauty of 11er eharaeter wl1iel1 1110313 lL1'tl'ZlC12Ct1. It was sl1e wl1o 1111l11f0l'1Gt1 t11e hoinesiek '1il'CS1l1I12l1l, helped the puzzled SOp1lO111Ol'6 over a eheinistry problein, was ready for 11 lark with the juniors, 1111111 was EL friend of the se11iors. Eleanor adored her, H11GCi1l1SG, 11ear, you are always so unseltish 211111 aeeo111n1o1l11ting. 'i1fo111e on to Jilf1101'iS 1110111 wi111 llltl. 1 felt 2l1PCl'1iCl 11y good tablet there, and it I 1101171 l1lll'l'j' 111111 get it I won't ever see it again. It is wonderful t11e way tab- lets have of fading 2lWVZl3' 110111 one's visage i11 21 very short tiine. espeeially wl1e11 eXan1i1111tio11s 2ll,'0 ap- Pl'03C11l1lQ'.n The C11aueer book was elosed and Elinor stood w11iti11g. HEut. Eli11or. 1 11111111 know fl tl1i11g 11bo11t this Eco- noiniesf' pleaded Florise. '41Vel1. it yo11 1101171 now. you 11ever will. You know you are the only one in the class who knows a thing, and Professor Harper would let you through if you failed every day for a week. 'Oh, for a pull with the Powers., Come on you might as well, Ild go alone but I am afraid I'll meet Frances Davids and I haven't paid her my class dues. You see if you are along it lends me an added dignityf, You flattcrer. I'll go, I suppose, but I must hurry back. You will probably stop and talk to everyone you see. Florise reluctantly closed her book. It is quite maddening to just become interested in an uninterest- ing subject and then have one's mind suddenly jerked away. I swear on my honor as a gentleman that I won't say more than a feeble smile to Frances Davids, even if I fall over herf, '4IVhy don't you pay her then, and not let it haunt you so? It went against Florise's sense of honesty to be in debt. That,s just what I wanted to do but she wouldnit take stamps and I have a whole dollar's worth that mother sent. The hardest thing of Elinoris college eourse was to keep any wealth by her, except stamps. She usually had these sinee letter writing was such a bore. IVhat a lot of fun girls can have together-such un- heardof inspirations and ideas come to them when a congenial few get their heads together. At the end of the hall on the first floor of the dor- mitory at Dennis College was a ladder. It was de- signed and placed there for the purpose of piecing down the fire escape from above in case of fire. This ladder was a very unobtrusive wooden affair in appear- ance as it leaned fast against the wall and it had never before attracted particular attention. Now as Eli- nor and Florise returned to their room along the hall Elinor stopped short. Florise, what does that ladder make you think of? Her eyes sparkled with inspiration but Florise's blue 37 -ones ave back one no echoino' thou ht as she said 23 7 IVhy I don't know. I suppose even if this building should catch fire nobody would know enough to--. Oh, you stupid. It makes me think of something lovely. In fact I have a perfectly grand inspiration, and Elinor hugged her room-mate in ecstasy. Is it a more practical one than the time you used that chafing dish and set the curtains on fire? Flo- rise could not help reminding her exuberant friend of her last escapade. You wicked girl, you promised never to mention that. But I don't care, the plan that I have now will far eclipse all others. Can't you think what two girls could do with a ladder? I will tell you what two girls are going to do with it. So-she deftly unfastened it from the wall-Hhelp me-no, wait a minute tl1e dean's down at the other end of the hall-look out of the window. Isn't it grand out? I could stand here all the evening and look out, couldn't you? Yes, but I hope I won't have to. New she has gone. iWhat on earth are you going to do? After a furtive look around, Elorise turned to the ladder again. 'Take it into our room-hurry, then I'll tell you. It's a good thing that it is so light. IVhen the light strueture was safely in their room Elinor eautiously looked the door, raised the window to its full height and then turned to Elorise. I am hungry as-as-a bear and my refleetions make me hungrier yet. WVhat I propose to do is to slide this ladder out the window, elimb down, go to the store and get something to eat-hurry baek erawl 1 :Q rn . 2 in again and we will have a feast for the gods. New 25 7 doesn't that sound alluring? '4It does, eertainly, but be eareful that you don't get lured away. 4'You are a dear, have you any money? and I will pay you baek the very first thing when mine eomesf' In an ineredibly short time Elinor Armstrong, dig- nified Junior by trade, was speeding to the store. Not so mueh beeause she was hungry, but it was something to do. To be sure there were lessons to get-but one ought to have a good time at eollegeg the best years of one's life. Sueh were the thoughts that flashed thru Elinor's head and kept time with her feet as she flew along. The store was just about to elose but her purehases were soon made-olives, peanut butter and rolls-and she was hurrying baek toward the building. She was almost under her window before she glaneed up- where was the ladder? It eouldn't have fallen downg that was impossible. '4Elorise, Elorisef' Elinor ealled as loud as she dared - Elorise. An answering head appeared in the win- dow above. 'flVhere is that ladder? Isn't it there? It must beg I havenit touehed it sinee you left. 'fSomeone has taken itg what shall I dog I must get ing hand down a ehair, that will help some and hurry. Elinor was always into some serape, but had never been caught so far and had no desire to be now. '4Here eateh these things. I ean't throw straight I suppose. After mueh laughter and the haste whieh makes waste, the eatables were safely within. 'fCan you help pull me up-you will have to, .Flo- rise-there-if I ean-just get hold-of the ledge-Iill be all stretched to pieees. There-now-I'm up. But wasn't it awful. Wlhere do you suppose that ladder ean bein Elinor seanned the ground from the window but saw no signs of the missing artiele. Just as she turned toward the room again unmistakable sniekers were heard outside. Oh, Elorise, it was those horrid fellows. Isn't that mean-that was Dave IIarlow's laugh as plain as any- thing. Xow I don't suppose that I will ever hear the last of this. It is funny though. And both girls laughed as the ridieulousness of the whole situation dawned upon them. IVhatever will be done about that ladder? If Heine should miss it when he is dust- 77 ing around wouldn't he have a fit? lYell we inight as Well eat and forget our troubles. To lilinor it would be a sin to let a trifle like a inissing ladder disturh her appetite for a spread. It seeins as though we ought to ask in some ol' the other girls to help us eat it, don't you think so Z asked Florise as she nihbled the sugar oil the top of a roll. 'fUnselfish as ever, aren't you Z Iill tell you, let's have Nell and Ethel come in. llvhen they ask where we got the things, we can carelessly reinark that they came in thru the Window-some ol' the fellows we re over. That will impress them. And .l'llinor assumed l1er lnost hored-heyond-existence expression. After their guests had heen duly impressed, had eaten and departed, lilinor yawned nlightily. HI guess I won't study any more tonight. l have had enough exeitenient for one evening. lVhat was the use of studying at night when one had almost half an hour in the morning to get the day's lessons before class tilnel At least that was Elinoris theory and it had worked with fair sueeess so far. She had that enviable quality ol' always getting through whether she studied 1nueh or not-brillianey we inight call it. The next day at luneh one girl innocently reinarked that she heard Heine tell Mrs. Heine that when he un- loeked the front door that inorning he found a wooden ladder lying in front of the door. 'Trohahly just some freshman prank, and Elinor turned to the girl on the other side and asked her what she thought of Mrs. PreXy's new hat. Faculty Action. '6What niakes you look so sadln questioned the bayo- net after the snioke had eleared away. To which the gun replied: Hlive just been fired. The Charge of the Light Brigade, or The Enforcement of Rule 6. I. Halt' 11 leg, halt' 11 leg, Halt a leg O1lXVil1'tl, All i11 tl1e 11161175 IJO1'11'1Ii01'I65 Ilummaged tl1e Inspectors. F01'XV2l1'Ll the Light Brigade! Cliarge ter excess l11'illia11ey!,' 1-alla-tl 11p Prex. l11to the reems et 'Wells Hall I'oppe1l tl1e Eleetrieia11s. II. LlUl'NYil1'tl the Light l31'igatle! lYas either g11y tllS1I1il5'0Ll? Xot, for they lieth knew, Most Sl'l1ClC1ITS were at elasses. Theirs not te make reply, Theirs not te ask Ijrex why, Theirs hut te ge i11 and spyg ilillftb Abbot Hall fi2lV01'iCCl the Electricians. III. Tl1irty-twos te tl1e right ot' them, Ares to tl1e left of them, , IV. This yersc- Clllllll 11oi he lJl'l11ICtl. The il'eeli11gs of the 1111tl111r, who had 11 il1I'0C-NYZIY socket, overcame l1i1n so greatly that l1e ahusecl poetic license anal strained the 1-1111111111111l1111111t. The verse was hitltlen 011 the east wall ot the 11ew -X lluilclihg l1el1i111l the Tl1ll'l'V-SCGO11tl hriek from the s1111tl1e11st eo1'11e1' i11 tl1e eighth tier. XYl191'0 Illlytlllll 11sp11ei11lly i11t111'11sle1l may 'Ii111l it. Y. i1'UlllFQ,'l' sixleehs lo the right ol' them, T2ll'1lM't,l wiring to the left of them, BIUYIIIQ' pieture 111111-l1i11es l11'hi111l them, They 11UlCll z1111l 111111'ke1l. Xotml with peut-il 11111l p111l 111111111 1111111111-1' 1111 ro11111 llllllllltxf. They that ha1l inspeetetl s11 well 0:11110 hack to the See's otliee. llavk t11 llilllil i11 their report. All that they ha1l everloolietl l3i1l11't a1ne1111t to a. wheep. Electric flat-i1'e11s i11 t'1'e11t of them, VI. Sparlilecl and sizzleclg lYlll'1l van their glory t'111le! Betrayed by label and size, Xxvlltlll we the 'fines have paid? Boldly they prie1l and well, Two 1lolla1's per violatio11. Ol1se1'Yi11g every darn thing. II1111111' the l'll2ll'Q'0 tllex' llllllllll Into 'Williams Hall Slipped tl1e Eleetrieians. l':1y it to tli1'ie111l Sehepers! Nohle l'lleet1'ieia11s! Wireless-After the J. Hop. Feb. 26, 1910. Dear Dad: ff. Q. D.--C. D. Son. Fertility. Chemistry Prof. lVhat's a stable coinpoundllw Mufiied murmur. HAnything to do with a barn lf' Its Origin. Cutting remarks: This much-heard term doubtless refers to those spontaneous verbal ebullitions and dis- tinctlv articulated, double fortissimo, con expressione utterances given off when the razor slips. Force of Habit. The business man. 'illlell sir, what do you cxpec-tg what arc your terms? Newly graduated funconsciouslyj. 'Talk winter and springf, Degrees in Physics. it r marks B marks f' marks D marks P marks Physicist. Pliysic-012 Physio. Phys. Phvzzl C. Ah! Yes! Schaeifer, reading from Blaine's Eulogy of Garfield. Above the demoniac hiss of the assassin's bullet he heard the voice of God. Instructor. To what does Blaine refer by this pass- age?'7 Our String, after deep thought and much facial con- tortion. 'AT should think hc meant by that that Gar- field was shot by a lunaticf, Well, Now ! Prof. Pettit, introducing Entomology. Now in this class of vertebratae the heart is on which side? Long. painful, eloquent silence, broken finally bv a questioning voice: 'glnside YW v L Myered. Prof. to student taking exam in Anatomy. 4'lVhat's the matter? Are you stuck? The student. No, Pm myered! Pants. Trate Engineer. 4'lVho the deuce swiped my f'Brid- gcs?'? Absent minded Ag. Hiltlli? Got 'em on, haven't you? Feeds. Prof. lVhat becomes of the hull of the corn kernel? Ans. Corn Flakes. Rose to the Occasion. Mr. Stott meeting Miss Crum, mAh say, I was Won- dering if you were well bread! Miss Crum. HlVhy Mr. Stott, I think you know me well enough to answer your own question. I'm from the Yeast you know. M1'. Stott. Hlliell., you're no loat'er. Not Impossible. Vedder to elass in Drainage. 'ilingineers often speak of a pipe running 'more than fullf C. K. theo- retieally, but still I don't imagine any of you ever saw a pipe in that eonditienf' Ilad on the back row. HSure, I have, lots of times. Corneobs. Piatt's Reply. Dr. Marshall in quiz. Mr. Piatt, what is tubereulin'V' Bob. '4Tuberoulin is something that is Caused by poorly ventilated stables. Do You Know Him ? Bluffer. Cne who tries to put it on the professor's Aye in the hope of getting an Aye. In Public Speaking. 'iMr. Chairman, I move that the State Board of Ag- rieulture be asked to attempt to seoure an appropria- tion ot 535,000.00 from the next legislature to build a skating rink on the Iied Cedar. HSeeond the motion. Chas. Ckada tpresidingj gilt is regularly moved and seconded that State Board Agriculture give 395,000.00 to build skating rink for next legislature. Anv remarksff' -. A Short Tale. 4'Yes, said the old M. A. C. graduate, Hafter all my years of experience I still iind one thing I eannot make payfi 'ilVhat's that?7' HI eannot re-tail sheepf, Quite So. Senior Class I'resident not to mention President Tau . 7 Beta Pi, HI 'low as how we ought to have oaps and gowns this vearf' Mere Junior. i'What in time do you want those things forffi' S. C. ll. n. t. rn. l'. T. B. I'. Nlllhy, my gosh! we ought to have something to distinguish us from these D ,7 C Q., preps around here! What Did He Mean ? Ijrexy, tdismissing a water-thrower from a diseip- line eommittee meetingj Now, sir, I advise you to keep out of bad eompany in the future. Stude. tfeelinglyj I will, indeed. I premise you, you won't see me in here againf' The Campus in Autumn. A fantasy of color in the eye! The sod all green and brown, Poa pratensis a11d shcep's fessue commingled, YYith plantain plentiful enough to Seed the waste places. Gray streaks ot' sheep-paths showing Where the concrete walks should go, And highly ornamental chains and YVires sagging to the tripped foot of Sophomore uttering soft swear-Words Toward the nimble-legged treshies Gone before. Others. less favored, grimly Smile back the welling tear as their Vlhite teeth sink into Grandpa's Soap. And creamy lather issues from their Ruby lips while outraged Nature heaves And swells in vast regurgitations. Returning to the subject where we were Interrupted-the somber pines and Other conifers with pendant cones Of brown and lightish-green make Cute background for the iirey maples. And other such deciduous trees. The etched zinc labels on their K A la Walt Whitman. Trunks, like giant baggage cheeks, lflnable visitors more titly to lixclaim upon the beauty of the Scene twhieh covers nearly eighty Acres. and by repute is one of the Finest campuses in the United Statesl. Its winsome loveliness is most appreciate At chapel hour by gentle fussers'i YVhose ardor dreams no condemnation Froni the passer-by not likewise indisposed O sad that in the general vim of life And tang of autumn air this fearful Illness smites so great a multitude! ln older, staider schools most have Become immune or cultivate concealmentg But close to Nature's ways, in keeping YYith our name, our own dear boys And girls-Ags.. Engineers and Co-eds., All alike-in the first flush of Young affection sit in the lap Of Mother Earth and beam and spark And smirk with soulful gaze, or Swagger up and down the lazy Walks YVith all the frank abandon of Young calves or lambkins. O sweet assemblage of expectant hearts! O gracious interval, set like a jewel In midmorn to nurture levels young dream! YVhat pleasing spectacle to view youth And the maid go hand in hand or Wligwag down the way! She in well-ratted Hair and easy grace-though mostly older In her looks than he-he, rising to Th' occasion, with broad-bosomed trousers Spread by two fat hands, and scanty Cap matched by a generous span Of lanky ankle over clouted shoe,- This paragon of taste and manner is Sure fetching to the campus 1112llLlC1l75 eye. VVell, What's the use, till saner days Have come, to prod the fond conceit? No more shall cynic thought the season wrong. Magnificence of landscape, shot with Splendors of the morning light. Shall one day see surcease of Verdancy. As some tall derrick Midway lifts its head for the obvious Purpose of hoisting brick and Tile and soft cement. wheelbarrows. Ragged iron bars and other substances Used in the construction of the new Agricultural building fcosting SIQOIJOOJ, So do the lofty associations of this Old campus eventually elevate The ambitions of those who take a Long, spiral course to the point whence They can see a vacancy at the Head of the state ticket. in the next Legislature or on the new Board of A griculture, and so prolong the Mission of the greatest school on earth. Meanwhile as we recover from the Gas new-piped around the expansive Circle, the tunnel rips a slender Finger to the ladies' annex on the north. Thus doth tl1e work of nian embellish Xature's own. The dry leaves rustle Through the stalkv beds that once YVere flowers. Ground moles dig i' the d And the placid pond wherein the state Zoologist was wont to breed his Pets won't serve the purpose more. The bullheads all are dead and only Slimy frogs brood o'er the waste of mud. Methinks this is the place to stop. Water On the Brain. irt In Anatomy. Xow. what is the name of the canal in the ear which enables us to niaintain our equilib rium? Sleepy Student. 'fltlrie canal. Rings. All kinds of rings are to be found in a healthy, live eollege. First there are the rings of the classes, the Freshmanis set with a brilliant emerald, or a fourteen Anatomy Cat's earat grindstoneg the Soph. sports an Eye Hanked by small peaeh stones, the Junior's golden band holds a blarney stone, the Senior wears a modest a fraffment of C eirelet mounted with a tombstone or Plymouth Rock. Then there is the judging ring, in which the learned Prof. shows to the Ags. the merits of the animal form. Also there are the rings which M. A. C. teams play around the rival eollege bunches. And then the rooms of peaceable old lVells are fre- quently eleared and made to serye as 1'ings for irate gentlemen of pugilistie tendencies. And, in passing, let us l1Ol forget the ringworm. Besides these, there the ring eomposed of the burnt essenee of Bull Durham, blown gently from the pen- sive lips of the deep-thoughted student,-ethereal doughnut, as it may well be ealled. Sometimes, when politieal Competition for athletie oftiees waxes keen on eleetion day, we find strong rings backing prominent candidates. And often on Fridays do we wake to find the room ehoek-full of the odor of fish: and at dinner we greet and eat the bony herring. Cn swell, frosty, winter nights we may hear the ring of skates on the frozen Cedar. Remember, the proper plaee to hold the irate he-bo- yine while you reason with him, is not his ear nor yet his eye-brow, but the strong brass ring which graees his nostrils. The least popular ring of all is that of the College Bell which terminates 'Tussing Period. Ring off? Just as you say! Too True. Prof. 6'lVhat is the aftermath?', Student. A DP Some Schedule ! HWell, Mr. Linton, what are you going to take up this termlw Roll. '4Ch, sidewalks, and I guess I'll take a little poultry and a bit of the eheese course. Minutes of the Last Meeting of the Vegetable Salad Club. Miss Potato started the program by singing 4417111 Mashed on Youf, while the Beet beat time for her. In the midst of li er melody, who should turn up but the Turnip. '5Oh heavens, said the Lettuce, 'clot us gofi :Tin with you, said an old cold-slaw cutter which lay near, for here comes that Cabbage, and you know how he always grates on me. Yes, and then heis so wrapped up in hiniselffi added the Pepper. IVho let that Cucumber inf' demanded a Radish. HI will not stay here with him. He's so terribly rough. 'cI'd go with you it' I could, grunted the Parsnip, 'gif this Mangel-wurzel would get off me. As it is, Pm rooted to the spot. Pat me on the back, gasped an Arti- choke. where comes that unbearable IIorse-radish. I think he is the most biting thing I know. He isn't much worse than that Mustard. said a melancholy Cauliflower, 4'he's so awfully smart. Preserve mc, inurniured the Tomato. uit here is11't that persnicketyv Miss Corn. She's no good in a crowd because she's so easily shockedf, 0h! I don't know about that, observed a Pea, you're sort ot thin-skinned yourself. For gracious sakes, can't a person pick her own friends-look at that miserable old Melon, fumed a Ruta-baga. lVhat's the matter with hiinflw ques- tioned the Endive. Oh! he's so seedy? IVell. he isn't half so dry as you are anywayfi snapped a Bean. Of course! I knew youid be here, said a Grape to Miss Strawberry, I never saw a person run about like you dofi IVell, thatis more than be in a bunch.', At this point a generous-sized old Pumpkin, who had been craning over the edge of a box trying to hear, fell off and squashed proceedings. I P I'm not afraid to go out alone, and you can say. You always have to Possible. Prof. Grunson. HDidn't you study about the mite in entomology'! Godin. They don't come in entomologv. do thevli' Tubergen. mlfhey might? Query. How is it that the ac-cord-ion is not classed with the stringed instruments? lu 5 I- ' -'id'- QQ , ' -. 1? '.. .J 'eff I ' -. . . I-,0 V A- -,,,f4r5-Q .f t bf: jg A .L ' 1- W5 -at---H-f-- W-4 -4 ' ' T 'ali ' H t ' f - T G f T Y 'Ai -. V. Z. lk KX , v.. . , .-g , . , In Thru r 4 Qi Img: ea .AM 3- 1.52 ' ' nj, .meg if eixxdiill il ll A r U in igngdh k ,,qfh' - ,',,tl:l- mn,,,H,,,, ll 'lf - me ' NK - C. 1 :H V - - M- -, -, lf .. . ,fl QT I gif' ll! f , ' 'x It ,,mh.,w.1Xillruuv1w .nn unufuuuluwnnrntlruru1 g,,,,,,,',,, ,.l'hf:?'INiEff Ill Hlm?tgfP' 5 l gZ,ll'.:M P-fpQ'?-iv JHMIUY l'l 'W I Y ll' ...lf nfUi'i'av.1lr1l1-mflillv 1627, 'X -, A tif Officers. President. J. A. llialdron. Vic-e-President. A. H. Perrine. Secretary, The M. A. C. lfarmers' Club was organized in 1899 under the auspices ot' the State Association of Farmers' Clubs. The object of the club is to obtain a broader insight into the methods of practical Agriculture and a clearer understanding of its underlying principles. A knowledge ot' the organization and management ot' farmers' organizations is also secured. as well as prac- tic-e in speaking and in leading discussions. At the meetings, which are held every' Tuesdav even- ing. addresses a1'e given by inentbers ol' the Faculty. C. L. Rose. Treasurer. J. G. Hays. successful farmers, and students themselves, upon sub- jects relating to practical agriculture. This year has been a successful one for the club. The number in attendance has been the largest in its his- tory, and many interesting meetings have been held. From the rapid advance which A grieultu re is making We can look forward to greater success than we have as yet attained. R. L. TAYLOR. flu. The Agricultural Course. Providing food for the world's population is a task of gigantic proportions. The older the world becomes and the more numerous its inhabitants, the greater the task. The problems confronting food producers are constantly becoming more numerous and intricate. In -a new country the pioneer is not confronted by complex scientific problems. His task, though arduous, is a plain, simple one consisting in unlocking the rich storehouse of fertility found in the virgin soil, by clear- ing and breaking the land, thus rendering it productive for the maintenance of man and domestic animals. Ever since our soils have been brought under cultiva- tion there has been a constant tendency to draw upon their reserve stores of plant food nutrients without making an adequate return. The great problem, therefore, confronting the farmer today is one of conserving the fertility remain- ing in the soil and as far as possible restoring that which has been removed. These conditions demand a scientific knowledge of all practices pertaining to ag- riculture. The farmer of today should know how crops feed and grow, which involves studies in geology. physics, chemistry and bacteriology in their relation to soils and fertilizers as well as the physiology of the plant. Plant adaptations, their relations one to another and cultural methods are also fundamental. Horticultural productions have been increased in variety, quantity and quality through the art of the plant breeder. A knowledge of this work is essential to continued progress. The success of the horticulturist is largely dependent on scientific training to suppress the ravages of insects, parasitic fungi, bacterial blights, etc. ' To be a successful dairyman one must know the best types of dairy animals. the composition. digestibility and proper combination of feed stuffs, the physiology of digestion and assimilation, and the chemistry and bacteriology of milk and its products. A knowledge of sanitation in relation to tl1e animal, the stable, the dairy and market facilities is essential. Much of the essential knowledge of the dairyman is required by the producer of beef, mutton, pork and the flesh and of poultry. Tn both cases studies in anatomy, physiology, veterinary science, etc., a re help- ful in the prevention of losses from the ravages of dis- ease and in the application of curative measures. As much of the hand labor heretofore involved in farm operations has been replaced by improved machinery. the farmer must have a knowledge of farm mechanics in order to increase the efhciency, durability and economy of the machine. Hence practice work in blacksmithing, carpentry. power machinery, farm machinery, concrete work. pipe htting, etc., is essential. All tho scfientiho studios inc-ntionotl horotot'oro as Well as sorno others in atlmlition to tho appliotl Work are offerotl as training in tho agricrnltnral course. Mention should also ho matlo of tho studios which train young mon to speak fluently, writff t'orroc:tly and occupy graoofully positions of ollicrial dignity and l11lPOl.'l2111C9 among their fellow inon. The Qracltnttcs of the long oonrsos are adhering alinost without oxc-option to their ohoson profession, part as at-tual lii1l'll1C'1'S antl tho balancvcr as invostigators anal 1-mlm-ators along' agricul- tural linos. Those who ll2lYUZlllO1ltlCll the short courses a ro acc-oinplishiilg far rnoro than the average in the ap- plication of cconomical inothods appliotl to practical agriculture. R. S. S. Prof. Rytlor: 'LYYI15' was the tarill propose-tl? Miss--: HTo protect the infant intlnstlrjii' 75 During' tho rocfcnt Hanti-tootlw inspection in the lV01H2111lS Building. lrntterohips Wont np to five per, hut a Qlanco at tho lawn in front ot' the Hall Will prove that thoy Camo clown. Student Council. ' V' 1 hx if 11131-1., 1' 5 ' 1 ' 11.1 4 -151 ,..-'1 M40 W I A l,5.- gf 1 . , 1 M 1 Rx QNX ' f 1' 4 i-TG 1 , ill I 111 fr, xx Ku Q ' 1 . 791 -411 1 'X s Q. 14 I' N ,zz ff W 1111 X glQ - 1 'I 1 1 Tx ii .11 1-X KEA. . I X -S5411 A j X N .11 ,xxiil 1 Javfx -.szamxggg 1 T110 Forestry C11111 was erg11111x1fd as El 1'l'5ll11 111' El eslers 1111111 111e 1111dd1e 111' 15107. NY1l01l 11 was C112l1lg'l'l1 011601111 XYTITCTI the fTU11,1U1' 111111 Slillilll' l 111'cs1ee1's 1111111 111 111eM..A. f.'.1f'e1'es1e1.'x' f.'11111. Uilldj' T11 T116 111111 'KO1'l11 01' 151023. T11c- 111111 1'1'111'. IEUQ110 T1111 object 111' 1110 Q11111 is 111 dez11 with '1'111'0s11'y 1111111- 11'11s111e 111OY111g'S1711'11 11111111 111'g'11111z111'1o11. 1l'll1S XV111f'1l 2ll'C 11111 1c1111'11c-11 111 11111 C'111ss 11111111 111111 111 T11e first regular 111ee1i11g was 110111 11111 1-w11111g' 111 11111111011 1111c11'es1 1111111g e1'111'es11'.x' 1i11es. T1111 l1l'2lCT1Cfx Bv11YG1111JGl' 3, 1903. At This 1111.-11 present Assistant l'1'ofesso1' of lf' l'111ef Forester and A. N. R011se11, The Forestry C11111 was k11eW11 1'1llQ I . H. H11111'111'11, 1111 1110 6:11111 is te divide 111e work of 1110 C1ll1J 1ll,'TXYC01l 111'vs1s1 x'. was 1110011011 11111 1T1Oll'11JG1'S and e111side spez11iv1's. C1111-1'111'R111-111'11s. The C111-1J holds 11s 111eeti11g's 111 1'11e ZlSS1'1111J1j' r111111'1 as 1111: M. A.. C. For- of 1110 Dairv B11i1di11Q 1111 6:45 P. H. everv 11111c 1r Tues- day. Forestry Department Past. Forestry was first o1l'ered as one of the eleetive courses in Botany by Dr. NV. J. Beal during the College year 1881. It then consisted of a series of lectures on some of our more important native trees. Besides of- fering a special course in elementary Dendrology, Dr. Beal took a great interest in practical forestry. He first started to plant an assortment of tree species in 1877 on two acres just northwest of the present site ot' the Post Office which is new known as the Arboretum. Few men are allowed the privilege of planting chest- nuts and acorns and of watching them develop through the years to commereial dimensions. In lsss llr. Beal made large plantations of different species of forest trees at the Grayling Experiment Station. These. to a large extent, have demonstrated what species will and will not do well on the sand plains of the northern por- tion of the state. On Beeember 11th. 189-1-. the following resolution was passed by the State Board of Agriculture: llc- solved that it is the policy of the hoard to place the for- est area of the College Farm in sueh a eondition as to illustrate as 'far as possible. the most advaneed methods of properly handling woodlands for continuous and lasting profits and that the l'rofessor of .Xgriculture with the advice of the l'rofessor of Forestry is hereby authorized to promptly take the measures necessary to as quickly as possible put our woodlands in creditable condition. Thus there was set aside as a working field 193.6 acres of the College Farm where the students could observe the different phases of Forestry work. During the spring of 1897, Dr. Beal planted the white pine on the area across the road from the extreme north- eastern portion of the College farm now known as the Pinetum. This small patch of forest has many object lessons and should be preserved intact for all time, if for no other reason than to stand as a living monument to the labors of the man who may be justly called the Hldather of Michigan Forestry. He has been to the State of Michigan what Hcinrick Van Cotta was to Saxony. Five years later. during the spring of 1902. the State Board of Agriculture established a distinct forestry de- partment and authorized a technical course. Prof. E. E. Bogue was called from tlklahomat to take lillltlflllll. This small pateh ot' forest has many ohjeet nical course. He at once offered eleven distinct lines of study in l orestry and established the Forest Nursery. In 1004. the Uollege for the first time gave the B. S. degree in Forestry to two students. ln the dawn of a larger development throughout the whole country along the line of work in which he was most interested and to whieh he gave his utmost energy. Pro- fessor Bogue was not privileged to continue further. -X fter five years of active work for the College, he was suddenly cut oft' hy death during the summer of 1007. Present. Tl1e Rooseveltian policy of the conservation ol' our 11atural resources illld the iliiC1'1TlUI1 called i11 lHl1,'l'lt'lllil1' to Forestry by tl1e Forest Service ot' the Central Hov- G1'111'11G11JE, l1as educated tl1e general public to what For- estry really is. Tl1e Tilllltl setting aside ol' large land areas i11 Tilt' west Zlllfll by Tilt' several states. has cre11ted a demand for i1'2ll110tl 111011 along i'Hl'l'?4ll'.Y lines. The P1'l11CllblCSl11YOlYCCll11l.l1C forest problems of these Zll'UilS l1iLVQ tlClGl'1Hl11Ctl tl1e t1'ai11i11g which the l'0l'0Si'l'y stu- dents must receive. Tl1e present il1Cl1T1l1llSJf1'2lll0l'l of tl1e 'l'l01'0Sl2l'Y Depart- ment began i11 the fall of 1907. The course was reor- ganized with a view to tl1e special trai11i11g of technical 111011 to meet tl1e P1'6SC1ll2 needs of the profession. Tl1e work was e11larged by adding a summer term a11d tl1e offeri11g of 16 distinct lines of study. Every effort has been made to put the student in touch with the practical problems met i11 lumber camps and savvmills and on tl1e forests of tl1e East a11d tl1e lllest by having tl1e1n for a short period actually take up tl1e work i11 these places. Little empl1asis l1as been placed on foreign methods and practices. A knowledge of European formulas is helpful to the American teacher and student i11 that it aids l1im to develop new ideas wl1icl1 will solve our special problems. European formulas n1ay produce excellent European foresters but XVlll'1l taken literally, as l1as already been amply illustrated in tl1is country, the same formulas do 11ot produce good American foresters. The department will graduate 11 men tl1is year and tl1ere is a stro11g oncomi11g junior class of 24 me11. 1 G Future. Forestry is but one phase of Ag'l',l,l3lll1Qlll'C, a11d tl1e production of 1ne11 properly Tl'ill11CLl to meet tl1e de- mands of tl1e profession is 0110 ol' llll' iill1ll'llU1lS of tl1e Agricultural Colleges. As this college is tl1e first to offer courses i11 Agri- culture i11 tl1e United States, so it was tl1e hrst to offer forestry. It takes ti1ne to build up the several lines of work terined 11 course or a distinct department. llvhere better TllC11 could El new prol'essio11 of forestry be developed tl1a11 i11 5111 Institution having old a11d Well organized departments of A griciiltiire, Soils, ,l4llli0l1'10l- ogy, Civil Engineering and llotany, all of which deal with tl1e different phases ol' the very principles under- lyin forestry. Tl1e locatio11 is ideal, mid way between the e11st fllld the west. Tl1e SJEllfl61lJE can avail himself of tl1e oppor- tu11ity to observe both eastern 1111d western work which l1e would not be apt to afford were l1e located at either extreme. Michigan is the center of a great many of our leading wood working industries Zlllfl will continue to be. During tl1e past decade, she led i11 lumber produetio11. That tl1e state will, i11 tl1e near future, adopt a S8116 and safe forest policy is certain. Tl1e future growth and efliciency of tl1e Forestry De- part1ne11t of tl1e college depe11ds upon its ability to meet the Cl6D1311ClS of a rapidly developing profession-no 0116 C311 now forecast tl1e ClCVCl0Pl'H011t of forestry as a profession nor tl1e status of tl1e American Forester. That tl1ey will, l1owever, exert 11 large influence on American thought a11d An1erica11 life is certain. J. F. B. Home Economics. Michigan Agricultural College has always been liberally disposed to woman students, giving any who wished the opportunity to study such subjects as were offered in the agricultural course. Our Hfirst woman graduate was given the diploma of the college in 1879, and most of the classes that followed were distinguished by having one or more women on their rolls. During the twenty years, 1879 to 1899, twenty-five women were graduated from the agricultural course, five of them belonging to the class of 1893. In 1896 a new policy was inaugurated and the lVomen's, or Home Economics Course was established. The purpose of this course as stated in the catalogue of that year was the same as that of the two other courses- to secure the capability to take prompt hold of life on the side of its material tasks. What science has done for the workshop it can also do for the house- hold. The technical work is based on the fundamental sciences and includes the wide scope of household economics. From an enrollment of about thirty women in 1896. there has been an increase to over two hundred and thirty in 1909-1910. The temporary quarters in Abbott Hall very soon became inadequate and a new hall was a necessity. lVhen the lVonien's Building was dedicated in 1900, friends ol' the depart- ment feared that the trustees had been unwise to erect such a larfre buildinff. However at the beginning of C 2: P3 9 aw the third year all its rooms were in use and at the present the south end of Howard Terrace is needed for the overflow. Including the present class of seventeen members, there will have been during these past fourteen years, one hundred and forty-three graduates in Home Econo- mics. To the old grad the presence of so many pretty girls is tl1e greatest inrprovement he can see, and the comparatively modern course in campustry makes him wonder at the progress of scientific educational methods. M. G. l One of The most l1111JO1'Ti111l1 atljunets of The Hortieul- Ture D8133l'f111Cl1lN is The Hoyt Club, The announcement of Whose lVeclnesclay evening meetings 'llillllllliltl' to The ears of every eluh hoa1'fle1'. The aim ol' The Cluh is To provicle diversion from The 1'GQ'lll2l1' T'onTine of The llT'pil1'l1l1Clll and at The same Time To supplement The vvorh of The Department hv h1'i11g'i1e1g' in speakers lQ'l'0111 avvav. especially' lnen vvho are sm-1-essT'11l H'o1'TieulTu1'- ists ac-Tivelv engaged in p1'aeTieal Xvorli and also To Tfostel' The lul'2llGl'1l2'll feeling' exisTinQ' hetvveen The Teaeh- ers ancl stumlents in The l10'l'llT lllll1l'2ll mlepa 1'T1nenT anfl To enahle The U1lflQl'Cl3SS1l'lOll who are inlerestecl in ll01'llT llllll1'C To get in Toueh with The VllT'P2ll'lTlN'lll. The elnb has several enjovahle sm-ial l?02lllll'T'S in- elucling The P1'2lCl'lC0 of serving' l'l'llll' To memhers anrl LHB visiTo1's aT The elose of eaeh meeting antl also The annual Hoyt shovv given during The NY,l1llG1' Tenn. The princi- pal soeial event of The el uh, hovvever, andthe one loolieml fO1.'XVZl1'Tl To hy The 11161'IllJCl.'S and Triencls is The annual frail' hanqnet given Tovvarcl The end of The sp1'ing' Tenn. The Hoyt Clnh is The seeoncl oldest Teehnieal eluh on The campus having' heen 0fl'Qzl11lZ0fl in T901 and has heen aetivelv engaged ever sim-e. The oflim-ers l'Hl' The Slll'lllg' lT'l'lll. lEPlTb.a1'e: T'.l'l.Sn1iTh.l'1'esirlenT. I'.S.T'1'ane, Vice-lllresiclelll. V. li. 'l'uhe1'Qen. SGTfl'T'l'2l1'j'. l'. YV. Mason. Rec-owl l'lcliTo1'. 'T 'Y j 'TVW 9, J. f1.l'lv,XXT lu, ell. fx- T 1 sd V X XX ' V im if Q3 Q :NN A M-W e Q I fo, ,,,, Lf., l i QMQM - l'.'I . N 1 ve Wt .. AX mn -,LY IL--S'-ir K it 2 N hxV.ttHV..5.tl sw ff- .. . V J' ' - --.gi ' ?: - l 2 ,V .V .,! 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'b l fx' In 1885, at the instance of l'resident Willems, there was added to the College organization. a 3l.l't'l12l1llC1ll Departinentw and Prof. Lewis Melloulth was plaeed in eharge. His title was UProfessor of Meelmnies and Astronomy . The Catalog for that year eontained the outline of tl1e first two years of a Course in Meehanie Arts . The legislature appropriated -87,800 for a building, with which was eonstrueted the major part o l' the pres- ent shops. The plans therefor were prepared by Prof. R. G. Carpenter who had been for some time and re- mained for some time thereafter 'i'Professor of Mathe- matics and Civil Engineering , both of whieh subjeets had been, prior to 1885, as sinee, required of students in A grieulture. The same legislature also provided 534,000 for a house for the head of the new department. In 1888 tl1e lirst graduates, two in number, from the Meelmnic-al Department received their diplomas. In 1899 the eourse was designated as a course in llleehanieal lingineering and an alternative Five-Year Course authorized for the benefit of students to whom the advantages of a complete high school preparation were not available. In 1902 the course was designated as the Mechanical Course and options in Civil Engineering were offered in the Junior and Senior years to those who wished to prepare for Work in that field. In 1906, the catalog contained options in Electrical Engineering. In 1907, the present designation, Engineering Course, was adopted, and the Professor of Mechanical Engineering was constituted the Dean of Engineering. In 1909, Mathematics and Civil Engineering were made separate departments and the Division of Engi- neering was formally created by the Board of A gricul- ture to include the departments of Civil Engineering, Drawing and Design, Electrical Engineering, and Mechanical Engineering. In 1907 the new Engineering Hall, built and equipped at an expense of -?S125,000, was occupied by the departments above named, and the old building was converted entirely to shop purposes. In June, 1908, at Commencenient time Engineering Hall was formally dedicated, the address being given by Prof. Il. C. Carpenter, '73, of Cornell University. Since the establishment of engineering at the Col- lege, there have been graduated from the course, 365 men and many more have taken partial courses. Since the introduction of optional work in civil engineer- ing the majority of upper classmen have elected to take that work. Statistic-s recently compiled from information fur- nished by the engineer alumni of the College show them to be engaged in engineering or otherwise, as follows: Per Cent. Presidents, Managers, Secretaries, etc... 8 Consulting Engineers .................. 5 Engineers to Corporations, Teachers, etc. 31 Superintendents, Eoremen, Chief Draughtsman, etc. ........... 35 Draughtsmen, Apprentices, etc. . 15 Non-Engineering ........... 6 100 C. IV. E. He. You neler can object to my arm around waist, And the reason you'll readily guess, Iam an editor, dear, and I always insist Cn the liberty of the press. - She. UI'ni a minister's daughter, believing in texts, And I think all the newspapers bad, A nd Iid make you remove your arm were it not I ou are making the waist places glad. Engineer, professionally: 'This road-bed is cer- tainly lightly constructed. Ag. Eriend: HCh, I don't konwg there seems to be plenty of weight on the switches. Y. W. C. A.. Y. W. C. A. As soon as the llfomenis course at M. A. C. was well In the fall of 1908 the need of a general social or- started, the need of a Young 'Women's Christian Asso- ciation Was felt, so on September 26, 1896, an asso- Ciati pa rfors of Abbott Hall, which was then the girls' dormi - tory hele The . Now the weekly Thursday night meetings are in the recitation room of the VVoman's Building. alcove of the second floor is fitted as a Y. XV. ff. A. on was organized. The meetings were held in the rearing room, but it is hoped that soon it will be possi- ble to have private quarters, as they are verv much neeeed. A place would then be afforded in xvhu-h to hold Tf to year, until new there are about one hundred mem- bers. either active or associate. The work is Well or- ganized into committees, under the direction of the different chairmen and officers. Por the eoming year the following officers have been elected: President, Louise G. Kelley. Vice-President, Mabel M. Robinson. Secretary, Biuth Crosby. Treasurer, Arvilla Voss. ' L. G. K., ill. Common Profanity. Pll be deviled, said the ham. Pll be darned, said the sock. Pll be stumped, said the tree. Pll be bloxved, said the horn. Pll be hanged, said the pieture. Pll be switched, said the train. .Pll be dammed, said the brook. committee and cabinet meetings. .ie association has grown and prospered from year The Idlers. ganization among the girls became evident because of the large enrollment in the Home Economics de- partment. A general meeting of the girls was held in the parlors of the lVoman's Building and plans for a club, which should meet the need, were discussed. It was decided to form an organization to which any member of the department, and all other Women connected with the college should be eligible. The purpose of the club. as stated in the constitu- tion, is to improve the social life of its nienibers, and on account of its purely social nature, it reeeived the name of The ldlersf' Parties, entertainments, and other aflairs are given from time to time, and thus an opportunity is given to every girl to cultivate the social side of her nature and to become acquainted with her fellow-students. The first function given was a dancing party in the armory. More than a hundred couples were present, showing the enthusiasm with which the Idlers was received from the start. The first officers Were: President, Minnie Johnson. Vice-President, Blanche Clark. Secretary, Florence Turner. Treasurer, Blanche Smith. J. R. H. '12, HB0 you think that the water in this county is softer than that in the next, because we have local option and they do not? 7? Y. M. C. A. Cabinet. IJl'GS1L11.'111. A. 11. 121111111111-11 Vim- 1'1'11si11c111I, G. 1,,1ilYil11ill1g,1'1l Sl'l'l'U1Zll'j', Q1. 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L Nearly twenty-five years ago the Young Men's Christian Association was formed to take the place of all former similar organizations. The Young Men's Christian Association is the most cosmopolitan of any religious body. It is just suited to govern the religious activities of a large group of young men gathered to- gether from all parts of the country for a common purpose. The opportunities and duties of the association have multiplied tenfold since its birth. The college has grown so rapidly within the last few years that it was found that the organization could not make its influ- ence felt to the greatest advantage solely through stu- dent management. A general secretary was therefore secured and devotes his entire time to the interests of the organization. The association tries to promote Christian principles in various waysg holding regular Thursday and Sunday evening meetings to give opportunities for religious worship. The Bible and Mission Study classes, in which 300 men are enrolled, offer a means of obtaining a broader knowledge of tl1e Bible and other subjects pertaining to the advancement of Christianity. The main object ofthe Young Menls Christian Asso- ciation is to promote Christian fellowship. It is by no means an exclusive organization, but aims to reach and aid every student in every way within its power. lt is an organization of students for students. The association has high aims and ideals and is worthy of the support of every man in college. The New York Club. Among the many new organizations which have sprung up as a result of the growth of this institution is the New York Club. Last year it was realized that there were many students, instructors, and professors here who called New York State their home. Although few of these knew each other before coming to Michi- gan, they felt that there ought to be some means of promoting and maintaining a spirit of fellowship among their number. At that time there were about twenty-five students here who hailed from the lflmpire State and these men and women gathered for the purpose of discussing some plan of organization. The club was formally organized on February 24. 1009, at which time the fel'- lowing ofiieers were elected: J. S. NVells, Presidentg Catherine Koch, Vice-presidentg H. lil. Dennison, Sec- retary, and S. A. Martin, Treasurer. At the time of the adoption of the constitution, all faculty members and instructors from New York were taken in as honorary members. The club new has over thirty student members and twenty-four honorary members. Judging from the interest shown since the organiza- tion ofthe club it promises to be beneficial to its mem- bers as well as to the institution. lt interests other Yew Yorkers to come to H. A. C., where they are sure to find friends, and it keeps alive in the hearts of the members that deep feeling which we all have for the place of our birth. H. Tl. DHNNTSON. President. Cosmopolitan Club. I'11il1ip 131:11-1111. M11Xi1'1111 1Xl'il1b 11111115 .111pa1110511 Xl'11lll1' 11. f1il1ll1b1ll'11, 1X111111'i1-1111 f'.1V. H1111-s. AX11161'1l'il11 1I111'1'is V. l'111111z111, Q11-W T111i1f11 '1':111i1111. f1i1Pil110SC 1111111 X. L'o1'11, ,X1lli'l'1l'2lll 17181112111 -X11111-1 Rusik. EQ'j'l1112l1'l 111i11s IqOll121ll. I111ssi1111 f'I111s. 01iil14,iI, J11p1111Qs1l 1111111211111q1S1l1Q'U. 1111111111 13111111 M. 1'111'1'111f11. 1111ssiz111-,TCW Y1ms111o Iq2lNV2l112l. Jil 1111111513 1s1111111'1' Hurt, I101l1112L111il11 1 f'. 011111. f'1111111s11 12111121111 U. 111111111m:11111. A11'1111'i11-1111 The Cosmopolitan Club. The Cosmopolitan Club is an expression ot' the world-wide tendency toward universal brotherl1ood. It had its birth near the beginning of the fall term of the year 1909 when a few Aineriean students and nearly all of the foreign-born students of the eollege gathered for tl1e purpose of discussing some plan of organization to meet the needs of this partieular elass of students. As a result of this gathering, a. formal organization under the name of the Cosmopolitan Club took plaee on Tuesday, January 18, 1910. A eonstitution was adopted and the following otlieers were eleeted at this time: President, E. C. Lindemanng Viee-President, Y. Kawadag Secretary-Treasurer, M. C. llllmang Corres- ponding Seeretary, Osman A. Rasik. As stated above, the objeet of this elub is to eultivate soeiatl intercourse between the students of the different nationalities, and ful-tim-, its Constitution states. Hto study the eonditions of, and to promote a. better under- standing of the politieal. soeial and eultural problems ot' the various Countries. and thereby foster the spirit of universal brotherhood. The elub new has a membership of sixteen students representing nine nationalities. -lust what its funetion in the activities of the eollege is going to be. t-an be nothing more than a prophet-y. That it will be of great value to the individual members has already been shown. lf. C. l,lNl7l'lM.XXY. llres. Debating Club. The Debating Club was organized in 1901. latrgelv thru the efforts of Dr. Edwards, then head of the ling- lish Department. Since then it has steadily grown to its present seope and usefulness. Meetings Care held weekly. C The object the free discussion of up to date topies, and debating of the questions ofthe day. Membership is unlimited, any one beeoming a, mem- ber upon signing the constitution. Interest is so great of Nflld No. TU is often over-taxed, that the eapaeity and more often than not the window sills have to be resorted to. Debates have been held annually with Ypsilanti Normal College for the past seven years. Of these eontests M. A. C. has won fourg the last three vears bringing vietories for us. if The otlieers ofthe Club at present are: President. K. D. Vanlllagenen. 'I I. Vice-President, TV. TV. l'rquhart. 'I I. Secretary-Treasurer. H. TV. Hough. '12, Exam Tomorrow. No more to illume our way to bed llve burn the College juiee. To text books dry. we glue an eye. llve study like the deuee. Sub-faeultyite, to Miss Blank in Geometry: Your figure is goodg now ean you prove it? aa ' Commandant. G. M. H0111-y, .1 sit 111115-111121121111 11111 U. S. 1ll'1 211l11'y. Assistant to the Commandant. 1'. .1. Cross, 811145011111 of E11Q11ll'L?l'S, U. S. A1'111y. 1R111t11'1111.1 Field and Staff. 111C111C112l1l1' f'11l1111121, 1. 19. Mz1c11z1o1111111. Ol'l111il11CC 0H11v1r1'. 13. 01111111111-. A11j11i1111t, 11. 'l'. 1'11l1'l'111. Range 0111171113 11. H. 110111. Q11z11't1-1'111z1s1111: 11. M. 13z1111f11c1i. 1J1'11111 Mz1j111', A. 11. C'z111i1p111111. First Battalion. Major, .1. 11. S1l2l1XV. A11j11t11111, A. 1'. 11ll111l'lQ'. 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But to l1is disinuy, He was Cillllltxfl the next dayg And now l1c is wiser, by golly! Oh, Joy Profound. lVl1en il fellow, Plllllllg out his Very last dollar bill to pay TIIQ lZLll11ilI'Y1Il2111, starts to unroll it and an end comes i11to View showing tl1e bill to be il two-spotg and when l1e recovers sufficiently to go on illlfl when l1e finds that tl1e one-dollar bill is wrapped inside, Ali !-Oli! Wake up and get tl1z1t calculus lesson! HC0llQl1l1p,,7 said tl1e Hen to tl1e Cow. 4'Sl1ell out yourselff' retorted sl1e. Sad. U11 El 1'P111211'liill7lC student was Freyg Prof, HXY110 Wag Mary, Q110911 Of Sf'0fS Z He was strong on llllx HXVll61'0l'0l'C and Wlieyf' Herin. 'fYVl1y-:1l1, sl1e was the 0110 who decfoinposed But il Prof asked l1i111 'fwl1z1t,H Queen l'lliz11betl1.'7 Yet, ilfflxl' ilC9P Tllilf. On the Face of It. Tlie I'll'0Sl1l11illI,S fzu-e Is full ol' Q'1'2ll'l'. Tlio sligbtly tinged with green. But so111eti111es Tll01'0. 011 foreliezid fair. A wrinlile l'2l1'l be sc-eu. Tl1is rugged, convoluted spot Ivlillll his 1-lic-rubic: il0111O, Is ez1used by anxious longing tliot About tl1e Grub z1t ll0l1 l0. Think of It! All lie could do was to sey. Cou1dn't Think of a Thing. This paper l1ere is clean and bare, 11 perfect blanli i11 fuet. This fountziin P611 I poise i11 air is filled until it's paelied. After sitting l1e1'e since, Lord knows when! I find lllf' Hllllfl is dead. Just like tl1e paper. not tl1e pen, i11 tl1e inside of my l1ez1d. Mary's Lamp. Mary l1z1d 11 little l11n1p, A jealous lamp, no doubt, Prof. Reed: '4If it werenlt for fibrin in your blood, For XVll6116YG1' 3Iil1'V,S beau Caine in. you'd bleed to dezitli every H1116 you out YUl11'S0ll:.w The lifflg lamp xvput fmt, 1 XX...,tx6mif I - X K x .fly The J -Hop Girl. 'bb Q Vxgf 1 XJ V xx X K I xx XXKK X j?d fp f 'W k ff' uf ' f ,, - IN, l -.f -1 , ' ,' ,Wi-f-.X ' Q . 1 K I f X' ll du 1 ,pn M 47? ' 1 Q ' ' f ' , Q ' ix ., i f f g ' 'N' , ,fm BefOI'e. 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C. 111 11t11- 111ti1-s 11111111 t1111 s1n1111 1-111111011 211111 1111511 s1-1111111 t11 t1111 12l11'gI1'1' 1-111111011 211111 111i1111,1' 1111iy01's1ty 1'111ss 1111ti1 11t p1'11s1111ts1111 is 2l111l1111Ct1111 1111' s1-11111111111s 11111110 strongest 11111111ti1' 111111118 111' t1111 1V11st. S1111-11ssi1'11 yi1'to1'i11s 1111111 j11sti111111 1l1'1' 1111siti1111. i111'1'111'11S 111111111 111111 1111st S1l11XV t1111 17111111 1'is11 111 tho 1-111111011 111 11v111'y 11t'11211'1ll11'l11' 1111 2l1111l'1'11'S 11111 t1111s11 111111- 1111t 1111 1111 shown 110111. 1 w1111111 11iyi1111 the 11t1110ti1: history ot' 11111' 1111111130 i11t11 tw11 11111111 11ivisi1111s-1111111111 211111 11t't111' 111111111 1'. 11. 13111w111' 111111111 t11 M. A. C. Si111'11 t1111t ti11111 t1111 11111110118 t1111111s 1111111 111st 11111 S1111111111 to t1111i1' 111111o111111ts y11t t1111 s1'11111111111 11i1S 11111111 i111-1'e11si110'1y 11 11111111 11i11111111t. 1111s lllily 1111 11tt1'i1111t1111 t11 two things- 1 ' ' 1 1111l'1 11111111 211111 1'110S11l1'112l1 M. A. f. Brewer. 11111111 M11 13111w111' 1-1111111 1ll'1'l' 111 t1111 spring ot' 151113. t1111111 11CQilll 11t 111100 1111 111'11 ot 11111111'g111111111t 111 1-111111011 11t11111ti1-s. His s11111-11ss IIS 1111 11t11111t11 w11i111 i11 t1111 11111- yersity ot' 1V,is1:o11si11, XV11l'1'1' 1111 11111y11'11 1111 t110 112lS1'112l111 111111 foot111111 t1111111s, 111111 w11s 21 1111111111111' of t1111 1l'Zll'1i t1111111, fitted 11i111 2111Hl11'2l111y 1111' t1111 1111siti1111 w11i1-11 1111 11o111s 110111. '1t is 111191'f'S11llQ' t11 1111t11 t1111t 111121011 13111w111' 1111sh11111111111111111tt111111t11111ti1't11111ns111111111. Football. S1111-11 121111 1111111111111 1111s g'11i111111 11 strong 1'1111t1111111 111 t110 11t11111ti11s ot' the l'1111Cg'0, 211111 t1111 811111111111 ot' t110 up- w11111 11'l'1l11 XVZIS 1111111111111 in 121118 211111 19021 when our 1621111 1111t'1111t1111 S111'1l st11111g' 1'iv111s 11s 11TZ11't1l1011C, DCP11111, XXY?111l1S11. 211111 1501121111117 211111 1112131111 11 sc-o1'11111ss tie with the 1111i1'111'sity ot' M11-11iQ1111. T110 s1111so1'1 111 'OS wi11 111110 1111 1'1'll1011111C1'011 215 11110 111 XV1l1l'11 t11e 1-11111100 t011n1 0on111111t1111 its SC'11011111C without 21 si11g10 det1111t. Baseball. 1311s11111111 111111-11011 its zenith 11t M. A. 1'.w111111 11101011111 111111111 W111111 L'1lZl111111t11lS1111111110115' 1111t'e11ti11g't1111Uni- ye1'sity111'1Vis1-1111si11 111111 t1111 1111111111111 11111V1'.1'S11y. O111' 111t111' t1111111s 1111111 1111v111' quite 1111111111111 t11is 1'111-11111, but they 1111111 11111y1111 0111111 11o11sist1111t 111111 111111 1'l1l1Q'111 for 11v111'y Q1111111. Cross-country. In 1511111 the M111'11t111111 1-1'11Z11 i11 1111 infant 11111111 11it the 1f111111g11, 211111 il 111'11ss-1-111111t1'y 11111 w11s i11stit11t011. A 1111111's11 11t't111'11e 211111 111111-111111 111i111s i1111111g't11w11s111i11 out. T1111 111'st 1'111-11 1-1111t11ine11 tw111y11 1111111 111111 on1y tw11 1111is111111. Now t1111 1-11111's11 is 1111111' 111i111s 1111121 w11i111 111111111 230 st111't i11 11111-11 1111111. A 11111 is 1111111 11111-11 fa11 211111 s111'i11g'g 111'st two 1111111 t11 1i11is11 get C. C. sw1111t01's. T11is spring QL t1111111 1111' six 1111111 'XVZIS 1-1111s1111 t11 1'Ql11'C- sent M. A. U. 111 t1111 111'11SS-c111l11l11'y T11Y11i1111111 Meet of TI11111' 11l111l'Q'C. 11111' t1111111 won t11is event 1.111111 seven 11th111' i11stit11tio11s i11 11111 1.2151 ti11111 of 21 111i1111t11s 15 5901111118 111111' il 1111111'-111110 1-11111's11. N w Track. ln 1998 ancl 1909 strong teams were taken te the XVOSTCIII fl0ll1.0l'U1lCO Meet at fllllkilgll, where the hest athletes et' the 1Vest g'athe1', anfl Sl1l'1l1'l5C1,l 0YCl'.YU11C hy taking nmre points than many large lfniversities. ln these twe seasons they finished in seventh and eighth place respectively. In 1909 the one-mile relay tealn was sent to Phila- tlelphia. llilllll., to compete in the U11ive1'sil v o1'l'enn- 51'lYZl11lZl,S gtfeat annual .invitation traeli anll Iiehl meet, hut 0NYlllQ'10 the sickness of one ntenthel' the team hail ne ehanee te Win. The M. I. A. Ae. i'll2lll1l1l0115l111l in lielrl ancl traeli events was always wen hy M. A. C., until in 1907 she lemmlie away front this 01'Q'i1,111ZHT1011, l12lV,l1lQ Ull'fQ'l'UXV11 it. to get stronger eolnpetition. 1 F Basket Ball. Bztsliet llull was almost unknown here until 1903, hut froin the Very start our repi'esentz1tix'e lives have heen sl rong eontenders for the etzite title. und lmve inet und delezlted soine of the worthiest tennis in the lVest. Twin-e has our teuni defeated the L'11ix't-wily ol' Mivhi- gun, Xotre lhune, Hope College, and Detroit Y. The tezun ol' 1910 was eoneeded the State l'll2lllll3l0llSllllb hy ull ce-ritic-s. ln' virtue of its Xiif-toi'Y over Detroit Y on their honie lloor. Interscholastic. This spring was held the seventh interseliolustie truck meet with high sehool contestants from ull over the state. ln point of individinil entries this meet ex- ceeded Zlllj' other in the lVest. The records nnide at these meets 1-oinpzlre l'zLVo1'z1hly with any in the eountry. Needed-a Gym. The crying need ol' M. A. C. athletics is for il gym- nusiuin. A. well equippeml 1ll0ClC1'11 Q'j'111112lSlll111 would Serve two purposesg it would ollei' at XVU1'li-Sllljll for the general student hotly to ohtzlin the inueh needed exer- eiseg and it would ZllTO1'tl at place for our utlilc-tes Io meet those of other eolleges on equal footing. Indoor work in all l?l'2l1llfll0S is at present inueh 1'0Si1'lt'i'0l-. he- ezmse of the liinitaltion ot' the HOld Al'11101'5'.f, llve nope soon to he the proud posse-ssors ot' il lllQ',11OXV.1'Cillli'Ylll. , 3,55 . I i 2 fm, Class Games. The classes tight it out for the class ehitnipionship in ull ot the major sports, these often rivaling the Var- sity contests in the amount ot' keen interest manifested. Are We All Dead Yet? The spirit back of :1tl1letics reflects itself in the nth- letic teams. llle do not care so much for indiyidual stairs as to get men willing to Work hard for their school. The secret of the teamls success is the steady, persistent tezun play coupled with il plueky, neyer quit spirit. The loyalty has often heen proven, und when, after the toughest kind of defeat had been given ns hy Notre Dame fWVestern Cliaimpionsj last fall, the fellows carried the team from the iield, one felt as if his hest were much too poor for such ft school. Any one can Win and be happy, but in defeat is where the true spirit comes out. I. .T. COR,'l'HlGH'll. Old Timers Who Have Been Especially Successful at M. A. C. Chris. Cliristoplier, '97, all '1'01111Cl. athlete, football and track. Ranncy, '99, captain lmsoball and l'ootlm.ll teams. XV. F. Millar, '04, captain baseball, football. H. E. Moon, '05, captaiii track Toznn, ancl record liol clc-1'. A. D. Peters, '04, foollmll oanptaiii. J. Bowflitm-ll, with '06 lr'ooll1:1.ll and baseball. lil. ll. 3llflql'1l11il, foe, l1'zu'k, baseball, and footlmall. ll. G. f,'ill'l', '08, track 1-aplaiii YY. H. Small, '09, lootlmll captain, zllltl1l'alCli. V. J. Oviali, '09, liuivli 1-aplaiii College Records. ldvent llolller 100-yard dash .... . . H IC. Moon 220-yard clash .... .. H IC. Moon 440-yard dash .... . . V. J. Oviatl 880-yard run .. . .3 G. ll. Allen One mile run .... . C. .l. Oviatt. Two mile run .... ...' 1 1. .l. Carr 120-yard hurdle .... . . . G XV. Shaw 220-yard hurdle .... .... 1 i XV. Shaw llunning broad jump . . H li. Moon Running high jump ... C. Lord Shot put ...... .... A. L Campbell Hammer throw ........ R. H. Vosper Discus ......... .... W W. Blue Pole vault .... .... l G. XV. Shaw f C. .l. Uvialt One mile relay ....... G' H' 4811611 1 G. A. Bignell L .l. XV. li necht Year 1904 1904 1908 1908 1909 1908 1910 1910 1904 1910 1910 1910 1910 1910 1909 'l'i me or Distance 10 sec. 2223 sec. 51 sec. 2 min. 235 sec. -l niin. 42392 sec. 9 min. 56 Sec. 1516 sec. 2G?3 sec. 22 ft. 5 ft. 111 in. 41 ft. OZ in. 126 ft. 113 ft. 5 in. 11 fl. 3 in. 3 min. 3155 sec. Monogram Men in School. Football Baseball Basketball Track. P. ll. Mclienna '10 1 4 0 1 5 , 0 A. Campbell 'io 4 o 2 2 Oety Moore '10 3 4 0 ' 0 1 0 C. Lemon '10 2 0 0 0 B. V. Ellis '10 0 3 0 0 .l. XV. Knecht '10 0 0 0 1 li. P. Bushnell '10 0 0 0 1 H. NV. Mills '10 0 2 0 0 C. C. Crissey '10 3 0 2 0 0 ll. H. NVheeler '10 2 0 0 2 ii. A. llareroft '10 0 0 0 1 H. lr. Baker '11 O 2 0 1 F. II. Tillolson '11 o o 0 1 ll. S. Peterson '11 0 2 0 0 ll. llulhie 'll 0 0 1 0 I. .l. Vorlright '11 23 0 0 2 M. P. Varlelon '12 0 0 0 1 XV. ll. Barnett '12 1 0 1 0 ll. Vhaniberlin '12 0 0 1 0 V. ll. Perkins '12 0 0 0 1 L. l'. lixelby '12 il 0 0 0 ll. Y. Heib '12 o 0 0 1 F. A. Stone '12 1 0 0 0 C. ll.1ia1'x'ey' '12 0 o o 1 .l. F. Vamploell '12 2 0 0 0 S. 'l'. Orr ' '12 0 1 0 0 F. Busch '12 0 1 1 o li. P. Pattison '12 1 0 0 0 .l. IC. llarcrofl 'lil o 0 0 1 L- .l. llill '13 1 0 0 0 O. Carey '13 1 o 0 0 Mon in sm-liool who llolml 1.'1'UNS-f'0ll1ll1'1' 1l1UllUQ'l'2l1llS -19. H. Tillotson. .l. li. 1'rain-o. l'. H. .l'C1'lil1lS, Holly. ll. llosen. ll. l'l1an1l1o1'lin. ll. A. xY2ll'lli'l San1l'oi'cl. H.V 110 f 4 Other Athletic Records. l'IYEN'l'. lltll.lDlCll. 'l'1Bll'I till l7lS'l'.XNl'l4I. .Xxx-emliug the Ag. lluiltlingz. 1 Per llouf. 2 Per lilevzitor. l.iln':1ry to l z1rm Lane Ilritlge :mtl return. 5211110 Luo retur11.1 Putting tlie Question. t'uIlt-gtk llztll to Post Ufllce. Uvllvgc llull tu l'o5tHtlic'e. Sztyiimgtitmtl Night. liul:lN'. l llllllN1l'lUllS Student ltill'C':t lielzllocl Student. Vs I't2ll'llllX'. .X. lfusser. Fresh tlircvting ll lzuncli oi'Supl1s. Plus, l'resitleut. t':1r-Pzltt-lwr. Pttfllllllllllilllifi 1' Well. l gums' lytllllllj' Delft llcu. Time. Time. Time. Time. Distuuc llistzmc llistzuit' l'ime. l'ime. 1 min. SSH sec. 15 sec. 151 min. 59.5 set-. Too mlzlrk to rezul Stop watt-li. listi- mzitell at 22 llat. 9-Lemls encllzmt- ment to the view, ...,, . 6. 1-mil. e. 11-119 miles. l.0llK2lNlltISNll1lC. QTIICL' during life. 'Y'i l'tvtally extinct at BI. A. l'. Eclectic Building. S -f 'iii S is X Q M '4-f f X FW C lVhen that lNinter with his deep snow drifts, Delayed has the College ears so swift, And covered all the fields with dazzling white, While long we wait, with not a ear in sight, And eke when Shorthorns, who do then abound, Come here to learn of these our College grounds, And Seniors two, whose birthdays eoinoide, Invite their elassmates to a sleigh-ride. Then day and night a Hop the Juniors plan IVhose like there never was sinee time began. Betel that in that season on a day A ear towards Lansing 'gan to wend its way, lllhieh filled was with many famous men, And with the oldest will I hrst begin. This man a doctor was, beloved well By all he knew, and quiekly eoulcl lie tell The name of any plant that ever grew. Its family and given name he knew. His beard and eke his hair were white as snow, His broad brimmed brown felt hat was pulled down low. Thru steel rimmed glasses he peered forth most kind, But there's another man I have in mind. This Prof. loved not the plants the Doctor did. He only oared for those that had been hid For many years deep in the earth, and then Had turned to stone ere they were found by men. Also, he made us out up eats, most vile, That made a steneh that eould be smelled a mile. His hair was grey, and made to stand on end, And upper elassmen knew him for their friend. If you will read a little farther on You'll find what he saw on the Amazon. A third professor was who loved bugs. And when you a Sophomore see who lugs A net around, and ohases butterflies, You may be sure he's trying for a prize For this same Prof., and should he get it You may be sure this Prof. will feed and PBT IT The Badger state was represented well By one who in that fair state used to dwell. Prize oorn ears are his joy, he loves the soil. And in his boyhood days he used to toil. Out on the prairie all day would he hike Behind a plow, but now a motor bike He rides, and beats the M. U. B. to town. Tho sport he loves, on dog fights he will frown. The Prof. who loved the woods was also there VVith eherub faee, and thiek and wavy hair. There are few men among our faculty Wfho eould not use his surplus energy. Meanwhile the Hort. man figured out a way VVhereby he eould make all the farmers spray, And Uncle Frank was ehuekling thru his nose, As he thot of his freshmen and their woes. .Tust then the ear, which had been going swift Slowed down, and stopped, and stuek fast in a drift The motorman thot he'd wait for the plow, So he Came in and to the Profs. said, '4Now Sinee we will have to stiek here half the night Tho we have eoal and good eleetrio light, YVe have no food, so let us kill the time And eaeh shall tell a story or a rhyme. The professors gave their ready assent For they were strut-k witl1 l1is good 'llltlgt?lll011l. So when tl1ey had agreed u11to l1is plan The oldest ole' llltllll alll at onee hegang And thus l1is story ran: Dr. Bea1's Story. One evening last fall I was down in the Botaiiieal Garden worki11g lround, and a fellow who lliltl grad- llillflfl hack i11 tl1e nineties CEIIIN' running up and l1e says, Hlloetor. Ilve litllllltl it! l've found it! And I s11id. IYhat llilY0 you iitblllltl ZH and l1e s11ys. HI found tl1e stone 111y wife sat 011 NVl161l I popped the question. tIYith il smilel I guess most of us wouldnlt have been quite so Frank tl1at. Prof. Pettit's Story. I remember XVllC11 I was 11t C0l'll0ll. we had quite an experience XYlll1 fleas. Tl1e AIIZIIUHIY Department there is on the set-ontl lloor ot' the l1il1r111'y. as it is here. ,Ill tl1e base111e11t this department had a cage where tl1ey kept cats for dissecting purposes. Now one of the eats brought with it quite Eli colony of tleas. and it wasn't long before the colony developed i11to a Commonwealth. The fleas finally became so numerous tl111t tl1e eats Ctlllltlllii juggle illtflll 11ll. and so lllGY began to migrate. IVhen they got 11p into tl1e Itibrary things began to grow interesting. Fleas, as you know, will jump only at movi11g objeetsg and soon all who came into tl1e Library went out scratching their legs. About this ti111e fl16 janitor, who was a olever old fellow, got busy. He bought a pair of high rubber boots, and covered IlIQl11 with sheets of fly-paper, sticky side out. Tl1e11 l1e walked up and down the halls. The boots become so heavy with fleas that l1e had to change the paper every tive mi1111tes: and he walked 11p and down tl1e l1all four days before l1e had them all extorminated. Right l1ere i11 this building we l111d quite an experi- enee witl1 insects. The jillllitll' tl1ot tl111t l1e saw some llllt'tl i11 tl1e ill21SOH191li Zllltl so l1e set seine traps. These were repeatedly SPVIIIIQ but no mice were caught. Finally o11e 1nor11i11g tl1e janitor came into my office witl1 Ullt' of tl1e traps whieh l111d caught a gigantic- 0110 ot tl1e largest I have ever seen. Prof. J effery's Story. The changes i11 l731'01HGil'lt' pressures are lllill'VCl0llS. I l'l'llltxlllllt'l' NYllf'll l was 11 boy clown i11 llltt lllI'lt'SItb1ltx 21113218 ot' Southwestern XVISCOIISIII. wl1ere I spent my boyhood days. 0110 of our neighbors had El very deep well. Soniething went wrong with tl1e pump one clay and several of 11s we11t over to help repair it. It was 11 elea r. eool day and we were in tl1e midst of il l1igh press- ure area. IVhen we raised tl1e cover tl1ere was ill sud- C-l91l rush of air dow11 tl1e well which carried along witl1 it 0110 ot tl1e men's hats. Just then tl1e tire bell rang and we all XVOIII to tl1e fire. It was eveni11g before tl1e blaze was f'XilllQlllSll0tl. and so we went home and did not go back to the well 1111111 11011111111 1ll01'll1l1g. N11111 1110 XYC2111l1',l' 111111 C11Z11V1'g'Of1 01101 S1111111111, 111111 111115 C10ll115', 211111 111 2111 1051101-15 1111155 111p11:111 111111-0p1055111'0-111011 11101111101. S0 1110 S1iL1'1CC1011001110115 111 111150 1110 l'0Y1'l'111'11'1l0 111011. T110 11101110111 1110 11111 50 111010 111115 11 5111111011 1111151 01' 00111 1111 11111 01 1110 111011, 211111 1110 11111 111111011 112111 110011 511011011 d011111, 111115 1111111111 1111111 11110011 1001 11110 1110 21111 T110 0X11111111111011 017 0011150 15 5111111110. T110 111011 112111 110011 1111011 1111111 2l11' 111 111011 1110551110, 21111-, 11115 111115 11110218011 U,11f1Gl' 11111' 1110551110, 111115 1-111151110 1110 11111-1'llS11 01' 1111 f1'0H1 1110 111011. :1Dean Shaw's Story. W- 1 1- -1 T 2 F. f 1 i L. P, , ,, ,-4 -- , , 1 Professor Barrow's Story. XY111'12111U1151 111 51100105 15 11111011 511 g'1'1'111 111111 11 15 1111111151 111111115511110 10 110110110 111111 E1 1111'1'01'0111 11i11J1t21'11 211111 21 011111100 111 1110 0111111110 1-1111111 l11'11111l1'l' 5111-11 1'0- 11'1211'1iil1J11' 0111111005 1 l'01l1 1110 1'S1211l11S1lCl1 111110. 1,111 11111 1'C11ll'1'l 11111111 1110 1x1ll2lZ1111 1'1VUl', 11111' 11111111 11111101011 1111011111111 10 1110 111111011 01' 1110 111'11101:0. 11010 1110 10111111 110111111110 111119815 01' 11115111-5, 1111111111110, 011 1110 1111011100, El 11010111 01' 11110011 1001. S01110 11141111080 1111101105 0011010d 111111111 511111110 1111105 211111 XYOV1' 111111051 1111111155111110. 1110 111010 1'01'C'C11 111 101111111 1110 1-111110 11.11115 111111 1111101101101 501110 01 1110 111111-1111111 0111110 1111110 l'11ll111'1'y 0111110 11111110 f'Vlxl'Y 1112111 111'0111 1115 l1li11'1ll'1'1', 111111 1111110111011 1110 1111111 511 111211 111010 111011111 110 100111 111 111155 1110111. 111111. NOt9.fEX1DUl'SQWt61 1111 the 91111012 P11111 111011 1 1 111-11 by 1110 faculty 01110 T110 11011111151 01 11111' llZl1'1Y, 11 Sl'O1C1l1I1Zl11l, 111115 S11'l1C1i 1111 1110 S111111l11'11lv 01 111050 0111111 111151105 111 1110 S001011 11115110. T11P,X' d11101'0d 011111 111 51z0. 011 111105110111110 0110 01 1110 01111105 1110 101111111-11 111211 111050 111151105 111111 11l11V10l11'Od.111101111011 1101115 1J01'111'0. T110 500115 111010 11011111- 1055 111'0l1Q'111' 01101 111 1110 S1l21Q'Q,'f' 002118 01 801110 11111111- 11111111-111110 1111111-11 111111110011 11lll1111 1'1'11 1111111 SC11112l1lf1. A 51111 111010 ,1'01112l1'1,i2l111C' 0X111111110 15 1110 00111111011 11111101-1-1055 111111011 111111 110011 1l1'11llQ'1l1 111 N0111 Z0111111111 110111 111101111111 11 15 El 51111111 11111111 0101111110 111 11111101 11110111 il 1.1101 110011, 1111111 11111 111011' 1112111 51X 11101105 0111 01 XV211f'l', 11111 111 N0111 Z0211l11Y1f1 11 010111 50 1'2ll11111Y 111111, 5111111111 S11 1,1151 111211 11 1111111011 111 1110 111100 'l'1VC1'S 111 11111101 111111 111115 1111011111 1001 110011, 211111 1111111011 11110111 51X 1001 211111111 1110 Sl11'1A21l'0. 7111 21 10111 1101115 11 1111011 1110 1'1V01'S 511 111111 111111101111011 1100111110 11111105511110, 111111 1110 5111121111111 111115 11111' 1011011011 1111111 8111110 00111115 111110111011 21 S111111111l'111f1 111111111110 111111-111110. Prof. Baker's Story. N11111 11111011 .111111 111011 Q11 11111 111051 11115 51111111101 111111 111111 1'1111 1111 21112111181 5111110 1111001 51111111111115, 511 110 11111- 112111111 1'111l'1211i011l01lOS10111l1l1QS. 11111110 1 111115 111 1110 13011051 S1'1'V11'0, 1 111115 50111 1111111 1111 0X11011111011 111 0X111111110 1110 101'f'S1S 01' GC1'111'211 A111011011. 1111011 1111111 1110111011 1110110 211111 111111 21 111111110 Q'll1l10. M11 0111110, 111110 11110111 1110 d1111g'01'S 11'11111 lH2l12l1'12l, 11' 1110 5101111 0111811112 11111111115 11'Y121,1111gi0d. 10 1011011 501110 111111110 11111 1111 0110111110, 21S 1110 11111 11111 f'211'1'Bv 11 161111. 0110 0VC'1111'lQ' NYC' 10111-11011 El 111110 0110-11101111011 511111:k. '1'1101'0 111115 il 1l11'g0 11111111101 01' 11-1111d1'011, 211111 11 1111111- dered wl1e1'e we would find 1110111 to sleep. I11 the trop- 1es darkness eolnes suddenly, so as soon as tl1e S1111 had set tl1e largest Children went up IIIIO tl1e loft, illlll tl1e guide and I lJGgi1111 to 11X our blankets 111 tl1e corner. Just then I noticed that all of the ehiekens were being driven 111. These were followed hy a great, red, razor- baek hogg tl1e11 tl1e 1111111 1111119 in 211111 locked tl1e door. Another 111119 I was 011 a survey 111 NVyon11ng' and a t1'IlJ6 of Indians in tl1e 1l0lgl1lJ01'l100tl 1nyited us to a feast, and as 1t was necessary that we should keep 011 friendly IPTIIIS w1tl1 then1 we we11t over to their eainp. IVe watehed the D1'Cp2l1'illl011 of tl1e feast. f1'U1H tl1e t1111e two squaws strangled tl1e dogs hy pulling O11 op- posite e11ds of tl1e rope wound around tl1e :111in1z1ls' neeks, lllllll tl1ey were served hot. YVe weren't yery hungry hy that lllll0. hut as we didn't XVQUIT to olliend our hosts, we lJOQ'il1l to eat: and really it wasnlt so had. So if yo11 don't l1ke your lodging, don't lose sleep ahout 1tg and if you find S0111Cl'lll11Q in the food which you think doesn't helong' there, why. 1-lose your eyes and gulp it CIUXVII. Story of Prof. Eustace. Recently wl1e11 I was in Southern C2lllli01'11lil l saw tl1at famous grape yine said to haye heen lllilllllxll hy an old F1'2l11CflS02l,11 Monk wl1o eaine over with Balhoa, itlltl founded :1 IIIOIIZISIUITY there. The yine to-day is the largest 111 tl1e world, heing' 11i11e feet in diaineter, 211141 eovering' six at-res of ground. XVith tl1e reeent eare Qiyen it hy spraying' and irrigation it has heeome necessary to 1'll11 a railway to the yineyard, and supply a network of switehes to tl1e different parts of tl1e Vine, 111 order to harvest the fruit. Several ear-loads of grapes are shipped daily Il11'0llg'l1Ollf tl1e season. Now 1110lT0ll was tl1e SIlllJlJ01'11 d1'1ft By tl1e XVil1'111Il1 of what tl1e Profs. did say. V V - ' Fhey 0l10110tl up the eontroller wide And sped upon their way. 4'I'I'D, '11, Q R X N Y Q 'N ffffwq ' vii M I ,IV I' ' Mal YY, If Ax 1 Onc Li ' - HA 1 EL: Tj We M: ik' ': ' H 3 fwlm , , , f' 4Q gi 1 fiia, - i'Wwllulullunumuuumrnvmuuummm D-4,4 Q-in M f' A ' - -5' - l Illnu, gg-,,4fhlln', , Q - ,V a Lk Q -fd A- rd lllllh Q. g Ir!! I-hull! ' Q -Q ' f J. Inlum C Q i , W x llllm 5 lla-:!lm:::!!!llln.. WH, 1,. - 2 - 15- V 5. .N-lllmlumlmnllurlm:lrl:: Huumnnuzg1-MNA.xiiiiiiim'ialiigiw N My Qu!! --.- .-mlm...-TllllllIlllilmviiiiliplliigiilmlial, Q f u i, I -..,.e!,3.g:a:g,iaF:EQ54seam' f - l1w11umwlbv+l4m '14 tw 4 lilill lll nl Il hull Ill W A 1 , ,,. ,11 i HI 1 l4l1H1lnm,W,37fg 4 s-lflg- 5 All l 'lu'li'TlSIXG SECTION IB Clas 'fi d L' t f Ad t' AMUSEMENTS DEPARTMENT STORES HARDWARE A OPTICAL GOODS Coliseum Rink - - - 5 Arbaugh Co. . . . 1 C. M. Norton . . . 7B F. N. Bovee . i i . 3 Bijou Theatre . . 9B BANKS DOCTORS HAIR DRESSER PHOTOGRAPHERS City National Bank i . 4 Jinkins, Eye, Ear, Nose Mrs' Hackett ' ' ' 10B L. E. TIDES . . . . 14B and T wat SB HOUSE FURNISHERS F. B. LeC1ear . . . 8B BARBERS Crouse 8z Lamerson . 2 DRUGS E' B' C016 Co' ' ' ' 5 PRINTERS College Barber Shop . . 7B M01'1'iS0I1,S Drug Store - - 10B ICE CREAM, SHERBET, ETC. International publishing Co. . 2 BOOKS, STATIONERY DRY GOODS Davis Ice Cream Co. . . 9B O. F. Jackson . . . , 5 A. M. Emery ,,,, 13B Mills Co. . I 4 Allen Printing CO. O CAMERAS AND PHOTO SUPPLIES Dancer-Brogan Co. ZB American Laundry . . 7B Rlpley gl Gray 6B F. N. Bovee . . . 3 Donsereaux Co. . 5B MILL AND PLUMBING SUPPLIES RESTAURANTS M- J- Hndnnn --'- UB Knapp Cn- ---' 153 Michigan Supply co. . . 6B Ye Couege niii . . 9B CLOTHIERS FLORISTS MILLINERY SHOES O Connor Co 1 J. A. Bissinger . . . 5 Mrs. Abrams . . . 4 H A Woodworth 6 Mapes Co .... 5 G d S .h 10B ' ' ' ' CUT GLASS Uef OH fmt ' - ' MILITARY SUPPLIES Granger 8z Gullett . . 10B DENTISTS Knox CO- 63 ' ' 1 ey O' ' ' ' J. H. Larrabee . . . . 3 E, F, Allen . . SB GENTLEMEN'S FURNISHINGS MUSIC TAILORS F. M. Waggener . . SB Elgin Mifflin . . . 3 Grinnell Bros -- 6 John Henmamfs Sons c . 6 F. T. Morse . 5B Toggery Shop . . 4 NEWSPAPERS J. E. Stoffer . . . 5B Chas. Creyts . 6 Lansing Journal, Daily . 7B TEACHERS, AGENCY National Dental Parlors 10B Arthur Hurd . . 14B Holcad, Weekly . . . 2B Hammond Publishing Co. . . 14B N ADTERTISIXG SEC 'TIUX The Dancer-Brogan Co. The Home of Dry Goods, Ladies' a n d Chi1dren's Ready-to-wearApparel, Millinery, Carpets, Rugs and Curtains. The high standard of mer- chandise, the correct and up- to-date business methods, backed by principle and honest values, assures you that We are l Lansing's Leading - Store Did ou eyer stop to think How much time, and trouble, and money it costs to carry on The Holcad THINK ABOUT IT!!! Then be sure that you subscribe. The price is 31.00 a year, and next year it is going to be better than ever How It Was All Done. Being a copy of the minutes of the t'Wolverine boardg published for the future guidance of other boards, and to help iill in among the Ads. Padded out in some parts, squelched in others for political reasons, and thoroughly fumigated throughout by the Noble Secretary. Feb. 23, 15900. The first meeting of the newly elected board showed all present except Lindeman and Cortright. Chose Van Horne as Chief High Man, and the Humorous Editor as combined secretary and treasurer ot the bunch. Leonard chose Bob Russel for his assistant. At this point all business was suspended while Collingwood pursued and slew a cockroach. .Xliss Bacon was honored with the title of Assistant llumorous Editor. Ahem! The other editors had not as yet decided on assists, so this was deferred until the next meeting. Decided that the first three underclasses, Prep., Fresh., and Soph., shall have group pictures, and not individual likenesses. Adjourned upon an indirect suggestion from the Dean to meet again Thursday, the 25th, in the sewing room. I neglected to state that this meeting was held in the S. E. corner of the XVO1'11i1ll'S Buildingg recitation room, l guess it is. Feb. 25, 1909. All present except Cort. Net in the reception room instead of in the sewing room. Decided that the book shall be bound on the short side. The faithful scribe tried to tilt his chair and fell over backwards. Size Txlillg inches recommended for the book. Leonard read a letter from the Llloiitiiiucd on lillj gl D TERTINIXG SECTION 3B Loyal Alumni Who Have Aided in the Publication of The Wolverine JOSEPH B. coTToN, '86 Attorney and Counsellor HENRY A. HAIGH, 1874 LOVER OF FARM AND FOREST DR. W. I. POWER, '85 Physician and Surgeon D troit, Mich. . Ph'l' . H in--H Sellwood Building Duluth, M1f111, Y iffif Y I lpsburgi Mont B. T. Halstead, '73 B. H, Halstead. with '97 V O. E. 175 HALSTEAD 8: HALSTEAD 7 Att d C H LAWYERS E. D. BROOKS, M. D., 76 omey an Ounse O' Petoskey, Mich. OCHHSK and Aufist 307 Moffat Buiiding Detrgit, Mich' ' H ' W om .ziox 1.N F113 1413111 . . f' 'Y ' William R. Rummler. '86 Eugene A. Rummler CeOHiCe :l'I0ll1?S. 10 335 E Kalamazoo: Mich' J. 175 RUMMLER 8K LRUMMLER WW 'W ' Attorney and Counsellor at Law atent aw 1400 Tribune Building Chicago, Ill. H' E' EMMONS1 78 F011 Cgllins, C010, Y an--W --VV Promoter A , .Aw , W , Fred L. Chappell. '85 Otis A. Earl D ' h DR- A. B. 177 280 West Marie Avenue etf01t 1C CHAEPPEIEJL 85 EARL , Calumet and Hecla Hospital ounse ors at Law P3tCl'ltS Y W Y 7217 W 2 Trademarks - , Copyrights Kalamazoo, Mich- A. B. GOODWIN, '88 Calumet, MlCh. , Attorney at Law Y V 777777 VA P- H- FELKER, 71 JOHN SWIFT, M. S., '71 ' . . L ' P giouliin C Carson Clty' Mich Designer and agixiijiiijngeimi jfifailiiallilizrvsgniftery, Harbor resl en enera rm mg O' Point. Emmet Beach, Rex Terrace and Roaring Chas. VV. Garheld. '73. Pres. Frank Si Coleman. Cashier Brook Resorts' Etc., Etc' , , 1017 Mofgfm S1-, Bell. Main 1983 Harbor Springs, Mich. Telephones: J 4228 Douglas 4228 , The D E B Y Oldggf I'. . ULSON, JT. P, V, ' ' Practice limited to AUOFUCY at LHW ' k , Hiiiefa Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat 1 xg n 906P 'Fi B 'ld' SAN FRANC SCO Fourth aggllviarifir siriieers CALIFORIQIA K Ft. Wayne, Ind. AD VERTISING SECTION ENGRAVINGS CO.. GRAVING EN a- F: U ELECTRIC THE P5 FALO, N. BUF Q gl, D IOERTISIXG SECTIO3' DRFTMORSE St N - - - -l se ore ix DENTIST f Q J 200 PRUDDEN BLDG. BELL PHONE O42L CITIZENS 198 LANSING, MICH. OLICITS the patron- J. E. STOFFER, D. D. s. age Of the GUI W110 ROOMS 301-302 CITY NATIONAL BANK BLDG. AUTOMATIC PHONE 1262 LANSING, MICH. DENTIST INGERSOLL BLOCK CITIZENS 92 LANSING MICH HOURS 9 A M TO 5 P. M. AUTOMATIC PHONE NO 1432 CHAS. G. JENKINS, M. D. cares. We commend our complete and exclusive line of Dry Goods Ready-to- Wear, Furs, Curtains, and Draperies - Commencement Gowns, Accessories and Findings especially featured. Quality, Courtesy LANSING, MICH. and DISEASES or :vs :An 0 0 Q Q NOSE AND THROAT EXCLUSIVELY sulTE 203 204 PRUDDEN BLDG l F. M. WAGGONER 0neDo3Li9nug3of1he LANSING, MICH. DENTIST K ! J con. ALLEGAN AND WASHINGTON ' surr: 1 WILSON BLDG LANSING MICH YL, -'X 6B .iDTiE1i'7'!SI,YG' SE! 7'IOY When you see a piece of Printing from Ripley and Gray's you see one that is right in every respect. Come in and let us show you some samples of Good Printingf' We can do ii. Ripley and Gray Printing Co., Opposite Y. M. C. A., Lansing. HEADQUARTERS FOR ENDLESS THFIESHER BELTS, TANK PUMPS, SUCTION HOSE, ENGINE TRIMMINGS, MILL SUPPLIES, DRIVE AND TUBULAR WELL GOODS, MAUD S. FORCE PUNIPS, DODGE POWER TRANSMISSION. MICHIGAN SUPPLY CO. GRAND AND OTTAWA STREETS -LANSING, MICHIGAN Electric City Engraving Co. Van Horne chose Count Maliskey as his assistant. Adjourned. March 3, 1909. Mr. Mcliibbin announced as his choice for assistant advertising editor, Mr. D. D. XVood. Discussed size for the book. A page 12xS inches, outside dimensions. with a one-inch niargin on three sides and a 125-inch margin on the binding side, leaving a printing space of 6x 9LQ inches, Was laid out. This size niet with the general approval of the board. All preceding business was summarized and discussed. Quit. March 17, 1909. Since our last meeting the class has held a conclave and the assistants were all accepted. Artist Collingwood selected Guy Smith for his assistant. Approved the minutes of all preceding meetings. Discussed names for the book. Motion made, seconded and carried. that those members of the bunch who take wood-shop shall make a box to be put up as a public receptacle for dope for the bookg and that the Lit. Ed. have full charge of the box. The board expressed it as its belief that Doctor Beal should receive the dedication. Adjourned. April 21, 1909. Meeting called to order by Pres, Van Horne. Moved to ac- cept Le Clear's proposition in regard to pictures. Carried. Leonard announced that Dr. Beal is willing. Moved, seconded and carried, that a foxy picture of Doc Beal be inserted in the front of the book. May 20, 1909. Read and approved minutes of last nieeting. Jack produced a sample specification and read. After some revision, this was accepted. Decided CContinued on TBJ othing ver IOC This is our Motto and we cordially invite you to inspect our complete line of Sc. and 10c. goods. The past few years have seen a wonderful improvement in the line of Sc. and 10c. articles placed on the market and we get the cream of this line. When in need of Stationery, Notions, Post Cards, Novelties, Hosiery, Neckwear, Etc., just come in and have a look. We are pleased to have you come in the store whether you purchase anything or not. . 0 X 81 C 123 N. Washington Avenue. O Q 1LDVL'lf7'lNl.X'!1 NEVTIOX GoingA-Fishing ON YOUR VACATION ? M. A. C. Tonsorial Parlors IN NEW' BATH HOUSE Everything Up-To-Date How ABoUT YoUR TACKLE? ANDY- DELL E ERNIE WE CARRY A COMPLETE LINE I 1 ll T13 boi?012215.-Ql'SlIQ?5'i2?e'A fm? fo 112542 a110?ff01L5al?.1h22ft U , J tl I d dj urned. Adjouruu tl 1 t t dl the impatience of th D H I 18 1900 Last day of 1 1 1 t f C1 ss Rock. D d d th iT tl d lg di-511111 It tl tl Aft tr gil :hill tal llstq. NORTON'S HARDWARE 11 df fl ' ' I F llT m1909. 111 Washington Ave. So. x Q 1 wr 1 tu my 1 i- -1' gt u 1 fl 1 t 1 o Put Your Dads in Read the Lansing Journal THE NEWSPAPER WITH A SPINE ur Suds QE American Laundr All the news the day it happens, all the time Largest Circulation of any Daily y In Central Michigan 4IlLllI ING F IIUX f N WE ARE SATISFIED Say the Co-Eds on The Wolverine Board Having heard the above remark, I am as- sured that I can please the most fastidious Be if ever so homely, There is no face like your own. F. B. LeCLEAR, Laniiilistff Hfliligan Photographer for The Wolverine X J A-1.Dl'Ifli'TISlXG Sl1'CTIO.Y QB Davis Ice Cream Co. For All Kinds Frozen ainties :IEP QIHIIPQP 311111 All Clubs at M. A. C. and College Grocer use our Ice Cream Both Phones Bell 770 Citizens 771 Ahhni lqatll B13 ou Theatre practice for the first time since our founding. Mr. Leonard having left college we welcomed Mr. Hob Sloss to our midst as Business Manager. Nov. 22, 151059. Meeting called to order by Prex Van Horne. Moved, seconded and carried that the societies pay 10 bucks apiece to get their pictures in the annual. Moved and seconded that the Seniors have their complete pedigree, and that the .Iuniors have nicknames and a quotation of some sort after their pictures. Motion laid on the table until next time. Moved and seconded that we present cach Society which anties up with a copy of the Wolverine free. Carried. Allowed a couple of bills, one to Ripley it Gray for stationery and one to J. G. H., Jr.. for the box. Moved and seconded that the glib-tongued minute-taker read all minutes of meetings up to date. which he did. Approved all these, Adjourned. The Secretary being away, he entrusted his precious minute book beforehand to Miss Marge liedzie to take down the proceedings. Here they are. Nov. 28, 15909. Remarks on book as usual. Mary said it looked like her I'ather's furniture catalog. Evelyn said it resembled her Dad's electrical book. Marge said it was the second cousin to her Ma's chicken book. Vliff said he coulfln't see that style ot' binding for dust? After scrapping 47 minutes, Van suggested that we get down to business. Started out O. li. but got side tracked into another discussion about binding. liibby said he wouldn't risk 552 on the average Senior watch, when they were ff'UllllI1llEtl on 10133 IOB .-1lP'l'l'Il57'lNl.YGf NIJVTI OX discussing assessing ear-h Sr. 352 for the privilege of having his picture in the book. Discussion as to whether it was Bus. Mgr's. or Adv. Mgr's. or Art lid's. duty to O.K. the engraver's proof. Decided to give it to the Humorous Editor. Moved and seconded that we adjourn. Carried. Dec. 13, 11509. Meeting called to order. Moved by on the long H2-inch? side. Seconded. Much earnest, lost. The book will therefore be bound on the short that the pictures of head faculty men be snapshots graphs. Carried. Moved, seconded, that circular letters be sent out to the Alumni for their business cards. Carried. liibby moved that the athletic association be soaked 9525. Seconded. Amended that A. A. be soaked but fifty cases instead of 25. Amendment carried. Original motion carried. Adjourned until the first Monday of the Winter Term. Folly that book be bound heated discussion. Motion side. Moved by Mcliibbin and not regulation photo- Winter Team 1910. Jan. lT. 12110. Brief discussion preceded by call to order by Pres. Van. Read and approved minutes of last meeting. Allowed a bill for artists' supplies. Moved by liibby that Mr. .lolm Smith be instructed to take snaps of the heads oi' departments and such men as the board decided upon. Seconded and carried. Board then drew up the list. Moved by Bob Sloss that if the Y. M. C. A. and Y. W, U. A. furnish us with a solio print of their respective cabinet pictures that we insert them in the Wolverine free of cost. Seconded. Carried. Gurdon B. Smith RIVERSIDE GREENHOUSES 302 KALAMAZOO STREET EAST LANSING, MICH. All Kinds of the Best Cut Flowers in Season Prompt Delivery to All Parts of the City BOTH PHONES Granger 81 Gullett Queen Bostonians Quality E for for Women Men 120 WASHINGTON AVENUE SOUTH ORRISON'S ICE CREAM SODA AND CANDIES 102 Washington Avenue South ational Dentists 115 Michigan Avenue West CUT RATE DE TISTS Moved. seconded and unanimously carried that the board celebrate the anniversary ol' their election by making candy on the Monday nearest said anniversary. Moved by Mary and seconded by the ll. Ed. that a committee of two be appointed to make the arrangements and obtain the necessary in- gredients and the Deanys sanction. Carried. Mary and the H. Ed. wherewith appointed. Meeting adjourned after singing a dirge dealing with the dearth of dope and a prayer that students take a little interest a11d contribute something. Jan. 24, 1910, Read minutes last gathering. Also approved them. Lindy re- ported that an answer had been found to our prayer in the box in the shape Ciiontinued on lllib A IHYERTISILYG SEKTTIOQV 11B '-v-L..- - CAMERAS tZ5I,iG?5ZQg and M. J. HUDSON 117 Washington Ave. S. of a stick of Snearinint guni, After returning due tha11ks we continued. Moved, seconded and carried that the olfer of the Cosinonolitan club. nainely that they give us S3 to nay for having their picture in the annual, be aceelited. Allowed bill for stainps, circular letters. Motion niade that we secure bids on imitation leather binding. Seconded. Motion amended to read that we also sec-ure bids on silk and other materials for binding. Carried. Carried niotion as amended. Kibby IIIOYQII that the VVolVer'ine board square itself tinancially with the class treasurer. Carried. Adjourned. Jan. 31, 1910. The ineeting was not railed to order by Pres. Van llorne. The minutes of the last nieeting were neither read nor approved. Much ininortant business was not hashed over. The coniniittee did not fail to report that it had seen the Dean and she was agreeable to the randy niaking stunt. General talk. lasting niinutes and ranging from Prexy Snyder clear up to the coining J Hop was not dispensed with. Nor did Lindy deny saying 0h! Heck! right out in meeting. A niotion to adjourn was not lost ber-ause not niade. and one of the inost eventful nieetings of the illustrious board since its organization was not brought to an unseenily early close. Feb. T, 1910. After an after-dinner coffee feed. furnished by the Dean in her oflice and inner sanctoruin, the meeting was called to order by Pres. Van Cbontinuefl on ISHN Military Uniform and Equipments Not simply the Garment kind, but Uniforms made for real service by military tailors. The kind that stand hard wear and retain their shape. The Equipments that please CLASS CAPS PENNANTS POSTERS CLASS GOWNS NOVELTIES Our catalogs tell the story of styles and qualities. The one you wish awaits your request. The Henderson-Ames Co. alamazoo, Michigan 12B ,fl D l ly'li'7'lNl.YG SECT! UN The Michigan Agricultural College Offers Both Four ancl Five-Year Courses in Agriculture, Engineering, Home Economics, Forestry A Few of the Advantages Offered at M. A. C. 1. IDEAL LOCATION-Situated outside the city, but with every convenience which the city affords. 2. PRACTICAL TRAINING-The training given at M. A. C. enables the student to do, as well as to direct. It places him in a position to meet successfully the everyday problems of life. 3. EXPENSES REASONABLE-No tuition is charged to residents of the state, and necessary expenses are very low as compared with institutions offering equal advantages. 4. EXCELLENT EQUIPMENT-Farm and experimental plots of more than 600 acresg fine new agricultural and engineering buildingsg laboratories equipped with all modern apparatus for carrying on scientific investigation and studyg a library of over 30,000 vols. 5. DEMAND FOR GRADUATES-There is a tremendous call for men and women trained along practical lines. M. A. C. has been unable in many cases to supply the demand for her graduates. ,'1Dl'ERTISING SECTION 13B xy ' and Q A , f ,Z . ! l at l . The most strictly high-grade College Uniform made. THE LILLEY UNIFUR c Is made by military tailors, and is guaranteed in quality, workmanship and fit. Our uni- forms are in evidence in nearly all colleges and military schools in America. A high quality uniform at a low price Send for catalogue and prices. The M. C. Lilley 8: Co. Columbus, . Mfgs. of College Uniforms, Caps, Pennants, Etc. Horne. Decided, but alas, unofficially, to tender the Dean a vote of thanks, a copy of the Wolverine, a bid to the candy party, a comp. to the Jr. play, etc., as a token of our appreciation. . Woody actually arose to his feet to address the chair, The Sec. was so overcome that he forgot to take down the motion. It was lost anyway. Moved to make a strenuous effort to publish the book on .Tune lst, 1910. Carried. Adjourned. March 7, 1910. Meeting called to order. Decided to give Mrs. Stevens a vote of thanks for the component parts which she donated to us for our candy party. I might remark here that the party was held Feb. 17, in the laundry of the Woman's Building and was a huge and howling gastronomical success. Quit. March 14, 1910. Read and approved minutes of last meeting. Sloss read a letter from Robt. Smith Printing Co. quoting prices on printing and binding. Motion made and seconded that we accept this bid. Carried unanimously. Decided that the cover be black with design in gold. Motion made. carried that we accepted Miss Kelly's story if she sees lit to donate it. Sent ambassador to wait on Miss Kelly, In due season the ambass. returned, saying we were entirely welcome to the story. li'ontinue4l on lllil Commencement . Qx,N , I ,Q , f ,N7 . I Gifts . , X ., 1 lcsc arc appropriate: - , - - 2 - . 1 1 .. f-f','K':f4:f ' , Rich Cut Glass fix. , Culin Lansing 'Q-, A p . ' Waterman Ideal . Q A' Fountain Pens '- , , H and Self Fillers ' ' 0 Books ivuci-i-cu-r ALL-cu-r Lafe:Novels or Poets ' E Di K Q 7 if LD Pictures Let me frame that Society or Class Group for you Unframed or Framed Loose Leaf Memo Books f A 116 WASHINGTON AVENUE NORTH A. M. EMERY 14B .rl lil'Iu'li'TfNIQYG Sli! 'Tl OX The LeW's Ime Studio Photographs Special Rates to Students Washington and Michigan Avenues LANSING, MICHIGAN fe STUDENTS! me eeee e.?E T h H a m m o n d Teachers' Agency Can Help You Secure a Position Teaching Agricul- ture in the Public Schools Reference, Prof. W. H. French Basement Oakland Building, Lansing, Mich. Spring Term 1910. April 11, 1910. NVe were just about to connnenee tactics when we were rudely interrupted by the breezy arrival of Faptain Clifford Worden Mcliibbin, and none other. The meeting was called to order by Captain Neil Van Horne. The minutes were read by First Sergeant James Grant llays, Jr. of Pittsburg, Penn- sylvania. All this verbal foliage, or persiliage, or whatever it is, is due to the recent appointments of that devotee of wars, to wit, Lieut. Holly. Moved by Lindy that hereafter we meet at the Holcead ofhce in two weekly meetings in order to rush business. Carried. Notion made that assistants be prodded up a bit. Interest lost in this motion. Wed. and Thurs. nights agreed upon :is most suitable nights for meeting. qgieqqngj 'peuiuotpv April 13, 1910. Meeting called to order in the new apartments. Mary cracked a joke, Wish I could take down jokes instead of minutes, need 'em for my dep't. Mc and Marge moved that we have ads in the front ot the book seeing that Mc had already contracted for some there. Passed with quite a little opposition. tlhiiiiiiiiml on llili, We guarantee all We sell and sell only a -the season's latest creations. Our lines are always a a -most complete and your inspection is solicited. I We are agents for the Kahn Tailoring u Co., and We guarantee the style, . . texture and wear of every one of our suits, which we put out at ready made prices. 230 s. Washington Ave. JDVERTISIXG SECTIOX B Hosiery, Silk Underwear, J W K N A P P 6 C O Ready - to - Wear Lingerie Gloves, Fans and Ribbons, ' ' ' , Corsets and Fine Mugllin Michigan's Busy Reliable Store Dresses' Beautlful Gowns, Underwear- - - - - ln White and Colors. Teachers, raduates and Brides Will find it to their Advantage and profit to send here for their Dress Goods and accessories. We carry a complete assortment of Fine White Goods in Silks, Linens and Cotton Dress Stuffs. A great range of dainty even- ing shades in Silks, Silk and Cotton, and fine Nlercerized Batiste. Our line of Chiffon Lesse in all the desirable evening shades, in checks and stripes, make economical dresses as they are beauti- ful goods for the hot summer afternoons. Those who can visit our store in person will find it to their advantage to do so. Those who live too great a distance from Lansing can do their shopping by mail, with perfect confi- dence that their interests will be carefully and personally looked after by our mail order manager. Every article We send out we guar- antee satisfactory. ln this way we have built up a very extensive mail order busi- ness in all parts of Michigan. Some of the materials used for the Graduates' and Brides' costumes are Habitau Silk, 36 inches wide, at 81.00 per yardg White Tuscan, 27 inches wide, at 31.00. White Batiste, Nun's Veiling, Dublin Poplin, Albatross in white and all desirable evening shades. Silk and Cotton goods, 27 inches wide, in the latest weaves at 50c a yard. White thin materials in Cotton, Chiffon, French Lawns, lrish Linens, Swiss Mull, Surrette Cloth, Persian Lawns, Cotton Batiste, etc. Send for samples stating about the kind of goods most desired, and color wanted. Send for samples of Trimmings, Laces, Bands and fine Embroideries. ALL GOODS SENT EXPRESS PREPAID The Store that Does as J 0 . K P 8 C O. Address it Advertises LANSING. MICHIGAN Mail Order Department 16B flUVElfTISl,YG Nlu'l. l'l0.Y Robert Smith Printing Co. General Printers, Binders and Electrotypers I PRINTED AND BOUND The Wolverine X The State Republican Lansing's Leading, Reliable ll H Daily Newspaper II H All the Sporting News of all the World Full Associated Press Service The State Republican Publishes the News the Same Day it Happens April 27, 1910. Moved. supported and carried that student council be given permision to have their picture and write-up in the annual. Elected McKibbin as Vice Pres. of the board. so that meetings might be hurried in case the Pres. were not on hand. Chewed rag concerning making up the book. Says Van: Now we want something solid in here. Answers the Sec.: I got it. 'Heads of the Faculty. ' Miss Kopf volunteered to write up the .lunior Poverty Party. lVrangled about the order of entries. Someone said: 'Now we ought to have a touch of local color. And someone else sug- gested a picture of the Wells Hall janitor. New words appearing during the tumult were: Cursory-Mary, Expidite+Lindy. Closed shop for the evening. May 2, 1910. Read and approved minutes of last meeting. Every single mem- ber of the board was on deck, Moved and seconded that the board bunch classes and have its picture taken next Tues. at 1 p. ln. Motion voted on by roll call. Vnanimously carried. Moved, seconded and carried that society pictures go in in order of seniority. Had a long scrap about Faculty and Sub-Faculty group pictures. Pres. appointed a. committee to see what Prex wanted done about these pictures. Adjourned. and the faithful worked late arranging the dummy. May 5, 1910. Read and approved minutes last meeting. Committee reported that no Faculty picture nor Sub-Faculty picture could be taken as Prexy said the instructors couldn't spare the time. and that it would take one man all day to round them up. and besides it wasn't necessary and how much did We expect to charge for the book. So we sadly resigned ourselves to do without these two groups. lllary: 'SYour motion hasn't been seconded. Marge: Oh! l,lll not looking for a Qfiffllldly' Mary: 'Tm afraid you'1l have to look for a minute. This proved too much for the board so they adjourned. May 11, 1910. Allowed a bill for snaps of Fac. men. May 12. 1910. Read and approved minutes last time. Made book. Adjourned. May 24. 1910. Made more book. Board sort of semi-officially dissolved. No time to hold meetings. Pl'Ogl'alll of events is now: to wrestle with the printer, read galley proof. try not to slip one over on T. R., read page proof, prod the engraver, pray that the f'lVolverine1' will be out before college closes, fix the price, sell the book, go to Eur-er I mean rest up over vacation. For while the process of evolving a college publication is very interesting, board meetings are very entertaining. quips and gibes of friends are most en- joyable, etcetera. nevertheless, it means all kinds of hard work. and if we have succeeded, we are pleasedg and if we have pleased we have succeeded. Here's hoping! Amen!