Miami Dade College North Campus - Falcon Yearbook (Miami, FL)

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Hrs fbte was more brrllmnt than the world has ever seen . . . Zim., mr M ' ' '1---:ruff-V X LESTER MADDOX: My whole library was des- troyed by fire, both books. The real tragedy was, I hadn't finished coloring one of them. Qlieering over the shoulder of a journalistj c'There ain't no O is nigraf' GEORGE WALLACE: 'Tve told you a million times, no starch in the sheets! HUBERT HUMPHREY: When he was a little boy he liked to play at being Napoleon. 1968 brought him to his Waterloo. The big question is, will Nixon banish him to Elba or Da Nang? Meanwhile, on campus politics created a stir when two cabinet nominees were rejected because the offices they would have held would have constituted ufeatherbed- ding? Our question is, were the two rejects banished to the same place that railroad firemen go? William Buckley, who usually sends his audience running to their nearest Funk and Wagnall's, and who seldom uses less than five syllable words, called Gore Vidal a nqueera' on a national television debate to the delight of his less literate viewers who needed no translation. ls it only a rumor that in retaliation Vidal will write a sequel to his screenplay, The Best Man , and call it mllhe Best Conservativew, casting Shirley Temple Black as William Buckley? Meanwhile M-DJCN held their political debate, consisting of six me debaters, representing the three political candidates, and an audience of eight, including two reluctant reporters. Name calling was far more subtle and far less personal. Politics does indeed make strange bedfellows. M-DJCN held Open House, for parents and friends of students, in November. Claudia Alta fbetter known as Ladybirdj also held open house for Pat Nixon, giving her the grand tour of the big housew, and LBJ met with Richard Nixon and expressed a distaste for co-presidencies. Here come de judge , Abe Fortas? Nope, guess again. 1 , li l X Is This Open House?

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GOODMAN ROSEMARY'S BABY wins Outstanding Child of the Month award. PRUDENCE AND THE PILL, or, do ex-com- municates really have more fun? BONNIE AND CLYDE tell why they have to move out of the White House. NO WAY TO TREAT A LADY -another solo vacation for Governor Claude Kirk. GONE WITH THE WIND - once upon a time there was a ship named PUEBLO. WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT FEELING GOOD? - whatever happened to Timothy Leary? SPACE ODYSSEY 2001 - I-Ioward Hughes is negotiating for the moon. THE ODD COUPLES - Co-starring: Dick Gregory and Lester Maddox, Moshe Dayan and Nasser. WILD IN THE STREETS - was the sneak preview at the opening session of Congress. IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT - registration when the computers break down. THE TRIP - George Wallace stoned in 1968 and our Chamber of Commerce claims the grass is greener in South Florida. RACHEL - co-author of 'GA House is Not a Home . CLOSELY WATCHED TRAINS - The transporta- tion commissioner suspects Florida East Coast Rail- road of carrying passengers. INTERLUDE - nap time in lab classes. ELVIRA MADIGAN - you can't live on love. THE BOSTON STRANGLER - was a double agent. THE SECRET LIFE OF AN AMERICAN WIFE - the harried housewives of M-DJCN. ULYSSES - wins Legion of Decency award! nuooun-4 vALsNnNo In a SECRET CEREMONY last month, George Wallace was initiated into the NAACP. FOR LOVE OF IVY - A small town girl can find happiness in the big city. THE SHOES OF THE FISHERMAN - Pinch his feet. THE LADY IN CEMENT - was caught sneaking into the Fine Arts Center for a preview. TZIE LION IN WINTER - LBJ never had it so goo . BULLITT - Cops who wear turtle neck sweaters can't be all bad. YELLOW SUBMARINE - The 20th Century ver- sion of Jonah's trip in the whale. TI-IE FIXER - otherwise known as the undercover narcotic agent returning to school. F INIAN'S RAINBOW - Who knows what they were on, whatever it was, it worked. ROMEO AND JULIET - What can we tell you that you donit already know. THE SERGEANT - Ask not what you can do for the Army, but what can the Army do for you. THE BROTHERHOOD - How to keep a thriving city happy, by Mayor Daley. THE NIGHT THEY RAIDED MINSKEY'S - The reasons people will use to make love. FUNNY GIRL - Take this kleenex, sister, may it serve you well. CAMELOT - Everyone seems to be having their marital troubles. Robert Goulet sings The Star Spangled Bannervfor ,lim Puig - the original lyrics v. yr I .sw .,-,. .5 N I-. Q '- M11 I 'FV' id 1 h K , l V ., s,.', 1g A I: V ' , ' :5 , 'E ' I . 1 ' . W: .ill 1 I - .7 '- . A X up H f1 f Q 5 f- 2' JEAN HARLOW 4 , I si