Miami Dade College North Campus - Falcon Yearbook (Miami, FL)

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Tellin it Like it Was - 6668 - 669 In the beginning . . .there was registration fwhat else?Q and the powersfthat-be at M-DJCN borrowed a page from the politicians notebook and modeled our registration after the Republican and Democratic conventions. QlVlass confusion did not originate with our adminis- trationj Riots at Dade were cleverly forestalled by packing the students in so tight they couldn't move and by making them stand in lines for hours so they were almost too weak to sign their IBM cards, much less riot. fThe uyippiesn, in Chicago, were obviously too well fed and had too much mobilityj From posters, TV and radio we are constantly being interrogated by Dustin Hoffman as to G'What'll You Do After YOU Graduate? , but our main problem is if and when we'll graduate. Perhaps a possible solution will be to get married and move in with the in-laws. Sex, on campus, has always been a controversial issue. The University of Florida at Gainesville has instituted coed housing, much to the delight of males Dade utilizes the latest registration method - the herd system. and females alike. Dr. Albert Ellis told about 1000 Oklahoma State University students that pre-marital relations are not immoral or unethical. The Canterbury University Student Association revoked an earlier decision to install contraceptive vending machines on the Christ-church campus in Auckland, New Zealand. QAnd we canlt even get a cigarette machine installed on our campuslj The mass media fDr. Taylor will be happy to note that we used it as plural, have given more coverage 'to our revolting faculty than to our meek, pseudo-protesting students. The Pen Players presented Animal Farm in M-DJCN's converted pigpen. In the same vein, Futz,, opened on Broadway, proving that love is in the eye of the beholder, not in the nose. Since then, the Pen Players have abandoned their original habitat for a new location in the Fine Arts Center, while college students across the nation are demanding pigs off their campuses. France and Charles de Gaulle had severe This is the book that replaced Huckelberry Finn? EBM I an '-fs. X

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Nobody slept while Apollo was in orbit fclassrooms are for sleepingl. The Year of the Wedding In September, our Club Editor, Kathleen Liedtke became Mrs. Roger Lee in a lovely ceremony on the University of Miami campus. The wedding was well attended by friends, staff and faculty of lVl-DJCN. Jackie Kennedy was married, in November, to Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis. People have argued since then as to why she married him, listing pro and con reasons. His moneyg her children, his ageg his present life, his past life fincluding his divorcejg her religion, his age, her actions, his religion, their possible future lives, and his age. After reviewing the Greek wedding ceremony, however, we can see no other reason for the marriage but love. Why else would she endure: being pelted with rice and almonds, fto insure happiness, fertility and obesityjg 0 Ir n bars do not a prison make. having her feet stomped on by her husband fto show his superiorityjg and sacrifice being buried in Arlington Cemetery when she dies? Anyone who is willing to go through all this is clearly in love. Completing the love triangle, another Nixon- Eisenhower coalition was solidified in December, with Julie and David's wedding. Deciding against a White House ceremony, complete with TV coverage, they chose, instead, that bastion of Positive Thinking, and walked down the aisle to say their I doisi' to Norman Vincent Peale. Politically Speaking RICHARD DALEY: If I've made a mistake l've asked for forgiveness, just as l've forgiven othersfl He also said: '4Good government is good politicsf' He meant: The only good uyippiew is a bruised Myippief, . . .nor vending machines a meal. IIICHH zz . it 1 ' , . . tl i .E Q ii Li 12 ii I 'i