Mexico High School - Mascot Yearbook (Mexico, MO)

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Dxner Do you serve crabs here 9 Walter 'We serve anyone s1t down Mary had a l1ttle watch She swallowed It lt s gone Now everywhere that Mary walks Tune Marches On A Chmaman was worr1ed by a v1c1ous lookmg dog 'Don t be afra1d of hun The owner reassured PYou know the old proverb KA. barkmg dog never b1tes Yes replles the Chmaman 'You know ploverb me know ploverb but do dog know plov Barbara S was drlvmg along a country road when she not1ced a couple of repa1r men chmb mg telephone poles 'Fools s e exclaurxed to her mother ' hey rnust thmk I never drove a car before The decrep1t old car drove up to a tollbrxdge F1fty cents cr1ed the gateman Sold replled the dr1ver Mah bredern sa1d a Negro preacher when yo hears Gabr1el sound h1s horn yo wants be ready to Jump Mah goodness exclalmed one of the congregatron am he comm 1n an auto? Mr Warner fto phar1'nac1st ,GIVE me some prepared rnonacet1cad1dester of sal1cyl1s ac1d Pharmac1st 'Do you mean asp1r1n'?' r Warner 'That s r1ght I can never thlnk of that name b . l I , - ll . , . . . . I 1 I Il ' Il I I - - I I - 9 ' s I . ll Il ll - - - I 1 1 1 1 er . - I Ill h - It v Il . , . . - Il - - , . Il Il - 1 1 . Il ll - ll I - - I 1 , to - Il II - - Il - I . II 1 1 - . I . . . . . . II - , I - - I M - ,, I I . I . , H

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VW B111 L made a cornplamt to the cooks about hav1ng stale bread for d1nner 'You should not make a fuss about tr1v1als B111 rephed Clara C 'lf Napoleon had had that bread when e was cross1ng the Alps he d have eaten It Wlth del1ght 'Yes Ma'm saxd B111 But It was fresh then ll F11-st Guy She treats her husband l1ke a Grec1an god Second Guy ow s that F1rst Guy She places a burnt offermg before hlm at every meal 9: Stout lady at a street cross1ng Off1cer could you see me across the street? Off1cer mclmed to flatteryj Why Ma'm I could see you a m1le off Sergeant D1d you shave thxs mornlng Jones? ecrult Yes Sergeant ergeant Well next tzrne stand a b1t closer to the razor unter How do you detect an elephant? u1de 'You smell a famt odor of peanuts on h1s breath ' Janet C 1n the grocery store Janet I'd l1ke to buy some rat po1son Janet 'No I ll send the rats 1n after lt Sh1rley W 'What do you thmk of our l1ttle town? V1s1tor 'It s the f1rst cemetery I ve ever seen w1thl1.ghts 'LAh w1ns What yuh got? Three aces 'No you don t Ah wlns What yuh got? Two e1ghts and a razor Yun sho do How cum yuh so lucky? Oden M I am seeklng your daughter s hand s1r Have you any objectlons ? Mr Condon 'None at all Take the one that s always 1D my pocket o 1ceman 1 ve had my eye on you for somet1me Mxss Connle S Fancy that And I thought you were arrestlng me for speed1ng 'Rnd how d1d you f1nd the bath salts Donna? asked the drugg1st Well they were very n1ce replled Donna but I don t thmk they have the same effect as a real bath . . . . . ' 4 n s ll s I . h u , I n . n . I uovs - , ll. . . ll , HH I 1 . . ' ll Q . 6 u ll n , 'Il Q cs n Z , u .Il Z . . . l., R - , I1 an , S . ll 1 - . - ll H , ll G 1 . I n Q I 1 . ' 1 . . . H Beverly O.: Would you like to take it with you? , n I - - n ' 2 I ' ' Il . . . 1 A . I . . 11 1 II ll . ll Il Il I I 1 Il Il - II Il 3 I H . ll . n . . . ly , 1 . - Il P 11 : un . . ., . . Il , . . . .1 ' ' ll . ll - H I H l 1 I - y H

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