Metz High School - Mohawk Yearbook (Metz, IN)

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1 fl, ff 'gg 9- ' b Y Jah X 511 3 Here we are in the year 1975, and we have just returned from a trip visiting all the members of the Metz High School Senior Class of 1953. While we were sitting in our air conditioned home one hot July afternoon, reading the sports section of the paper, we saw that David Cole was to fight for the heavy-weight championship of the world in Madison Square Garden that night. Immediately we got into our private jet plane and soon we were in New York. When we landed in New York we hired a taxi to take us to our destination. However, as soon as we got into the taxi we noticed something familiar about the style of driving and soon realized that the driver could be none other than Glen Morrison. At one of the intersections a Police Patrol Car fell in behind us and we had to slow down. As we were driving along, an atomic powered Cadillac suddenly pulled out from the curb and smashed into one of our front fenders. We soon found that the driver was LoLene Walters and that she had just come downtown to one of her restaurants, as she now has 20 of them in New York. We were also very much surprised to find that the investi- gating officer, the one that had been following us, was Harold Hornbrook. After Harold had told us of some of his experiences on the force we went to LoLene's house for dinner. She wouldn't let us eat at one of her restaurants because she said the food was terrible.After dinner we continued on our way to Madison Square Garden. The fight was terrific with David on the receiving end until the l4th round when David landed a lucky punch and knocked out the champ to become the new heavy-weight champion. After the fight we found David, and while we were talking he said that he had heard that Roger Stultz was living near Fairbanks, Alaska. When we arrived in Fairbanks we soon found that Roger had acquired a large gold mine about 5 miles from town. When we found Roger he was certainly surpr ised to see us. After he had told us some of the jokes that he had heard, he said that he understood that Don Wisner was in Washington. Soon we were on our way to Washington. When we arrived in Washington we soon found Don as the president's budget keeper. The Democrats finally got another man in office. Don invited us to his horne, which was very modest - only 24 rooms. Of course, Don's wife was away to a bridge party and didn't get home until 7:30, so we ate dinner in a res- taurant, the most expensive in Washington. Don said that while he was reading a movie magazine, on the people's time, he found that Martha Fraley was in Holly- wood. The next morning, after a night in Don's home,we left for Hollywood. When we arrived we soon found that Martha was married to one of the most famous ac- tors in Hollywood and that they had two sons. She also told us that Lee Smith was in Paris, so soon we were on our way to Paris. When we arrived we were very much surprised to be told that Lee was one of the most famous dress designers in the world. We found Lee, very much enjoying his work. Lee said that Joann Bur- fcontinued on next pagel Complirnents of FOSTE.R'S CASH STORE Men's and Boys' Clothing - Shoes and Furnishings Lamb-Knit School and Award Sweaters Edon Ohio

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I, Don Wisner, will my ability to wander around in school to Leonard Burns. I, Joann Burrell, will my ability to drink soft drinks only to Jack Craft. I, Glenn Morrison, will my ability to be a good driver to Larry Walberry. I, Harold Hornbrook, will my ability to leave the girls alone to Louie Fraley. I, Paul Soule, will my ability to go with one girl more than six months to Gene Craft. I, Ronald Sowles, will my ability to get along with girls to Ronnie Stultz. I, Wendell Gilbert, will my excess pounds to Walter McKinley. I, David Cole, will my ability to stay out of school three days out of the week to Dick Fisher. I, Marlene Eyster, will my ability to make plans for the future to Dorothy Gilbert. We seniors will our ability to skip class to all under classmen. We seniors will our government to anyone that can understand it. We seniors will our right to make the yearbook to the junior class. We seniors will all the gray hairs we have obtained to Mr. Roush. We seniors will to Miss Nicholson all the engagement rings we could find among our class members. We seniors will to Mrs. Hall our seats in the English room to do with as she sees fit. We seniors will Mr. Boling the wish of having good basketball players next year as he did this year from the senior class. We seniors will our ability to make money to the junior class. We senior girls will our cooking ability to Mrs. Mann. We senior boys will our ability to flirt with all girls to Mr. Townsend. This page sponsored by The Schieber Packing Co. Growers and Canners of Hand Packed Tomatoes and Tomato Products Edon Ohio

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rell was also in Paris, where she was happily married to Johnny, and that she was teaching in one of the Paris schools. We didn't have much trouble finding the school. but when we walked into Joann's room our hopes were all lost, for we thought Joann had lost some of her marbles. She was giving the children S1000 bills. However, when we asked her why, she said that to avoid income tax, she gave the children S1000 bills instead of gold stars for good grades. Joann also informed us that Ronald Sowles was in Miami, Florida. Soon we were on our way back to the states, and before long we were in Miami.When we landed we soon saw billboards all over the place advertising the greatest trapeze performer in the world, Ronald Sowles. They said also that he was giving a performance that night. We got tickets for the performance and it really was a thrilling affair.After it was over we found Ronald and while we were discussing the old class he said that Neil Brooks was in Boston. The next morning we left for Boston, soon to be there. We found Neil, his wife, and seven children in their forty- five room suburban mansion. Talking to Neil we found that he had become an archi- tect and that he was now working on a church which was to be the largest church in the world when it was finished. Neil informed us that Paul Soule was in Colorado, so soon we were on our way to Paul's ranch near Denver. When we landed at the ranch Paul was washing one of his Chryslers. We found that Paul was married to a former Metz girl. Paul said that he had heard that Wendell and Shirley were now living in Wisconsin. Before long we found ourselves landing at a 250 acre dairy farm where we found Shirley and Wendell, and soon we realized that Betty Wolff was still in Indi- ana. We stayed there until morning when we left for good old Metz to a 175 acre completely Case equipped farm. While we were talking with Betty about our senior year at Metz she said that Marlene Eyster was in Tennessee. In about five minutes we arrived in Tennessee where we found Marlene, Walter and their 10 children ad- miring their 10 oil wells. f+ ff Laugh and the world laugh with you Weep and you weep alone For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth - I ., 5 1 'J- , A '. X .1 -I L-V JL 'JJ U w a 'W x fa ni , , H nfs ,. .I . nf 'M' J But has trouble enough of g if its own. 6 i Ella Wheeler Wilcox This page sponsored by COVELL IMPLEMENT STORE I-l.L,BEAlVlS . Furniture and Funeral Se-rv1re Everything For The Farm A113013 Indiana Fremont, Indiana 109 West Gail Street Phone 2915