Metropolitan Vocational High School - Metropolis Yearbook (New York, NY)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF THE I UNE 1944 GRADUATION CLASS The graduating cIass oI June I944, heing of soft heart and weak mind, bequeath the foIIowing to the various departments of IVI.V.I'I.S. LANGUAGE DEPT. HEALTH ED. DEPT. HISTORY DEPT. ENGLISH DEPT. MATH. DEPT. MUSIC DEPT. PHOTO DEPT. DRAM. DEPT. BEAUTY DEPT. RADIO DEPT. ENGINE DEPT. DECK DEPT. BARBER DEPT. BOAT BUILDING PRINTING DEPT. POWER MACHINE STEVVART DEPT. An interpreter. A standard and accepted mimeograph Iorm for excuses. A Ieather hound copy of True Comics. A year's subscription to the DaiIy News. An adding machine. An ending to Beethoven's Unfinished Sym- phony. A few Powers, modeIs to pose for the har- assed portrait photographers. Some extra ration points for those hams. To aII the heauticians, we Ieave some magicians. Psychiatrist tor the hoys that go dit-dah crazy. A ship in which to put their engines. A sea-scout handbook. A first-aid kit. An introduction to Henry J. Kaiser. AII the scandaI that's tit to print. A sew and so. An automatic dish washer and potato peeIer. Vvitnessed hy- The .Iune I944 Senior Class

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GOING!!! GOING!!! GGNE!!! Some advisors look forlorn With some or all of their hair gone, To save the rest from the same tate We got the reasons from these eight. QUESTION: What caused you to lose your hair? ANSWERS : Mr Mr Mr Mr. Mr. Dr. Mr Dr. Hertzig: Constant friction from dodging from under the focusing cloth. Jacolos: Leaning haclc in my chair and ruhhing my head against the wall. Kunins: Metro students got in my hair. Kupfer: Lost my hair worrying about my concerts. Maier: Shocked out of my hair in the electric wiring classes. Paine: Combination of circumstances heyond my control. Swenson: Short loeds and damp churches. Vveissz Purely hereditary.