Metropolis High School - Illohmet Yearbook (Metropolis, IL)

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I, Louis Brooks, in quiet and serious mind will to any man wanting everlasting peace, my dislike for women. 1, Raymond Conley, in sane and sober mind wil,l to Clyde Frothingham my job of finding someone to sell lllohmets for 3 cents instead of 2 cents. 1, Billy Cooper, will my liittle freckles to Tommy Graman. 1, Chares Davis, will to anyone wanting it my knowledge of American History. It won’t be such a burden to them. 1, Henry Davis, in sane and sober mind will to Rueben Maess my knowledge of Agriculture. 1, Robert Gillespie, in tired, lazy mind will nothing to nobody. I’m too tired to fool with anyone. 1, Donald Lindsey, in sane and sober mind will to Beulah Luekering some of my heighth. 1, Paul Parkins, in sane and sober mind will my blushes to Robert Trieglaff. 1, Robert Rush, in sane mind will my superior mind to anyone who needs it. 1 hope they can do more with it than 1 can. 1, Howard Schneider, in sane mind will to Eugene Washam my Wild Western books. 1, Lindell Shirk, in serious mind will my deep oice to David Cummins. 1, Glendell Stout, in sane and sober mind will my rosy cheeks and bashful blushes to John Spencer. 1, Jimmie Verhines, in sane and sober mind do hereby will my English IV grades (which aren’t very much) to Tommy Moreland. 1, Juan Lackey, in sorrowful mind will to anyone able to take it, my place in the navy. 2. Floyd Lippert, will my hidden talent for basketball to Lester James. I, Philip Barton, In flustered mind leave to Junior Sleeter my seat in English IV provided he can get along with all the girls as well as I did. I, Prudy Swinford, in sane and sober mind will to Loraine Smith my job of passing cut the books in Glee Club. 1, Robert Smith, in tired and unrestfuj mind will my ability to stay out all night and get to school the next day to Jimmie Petti ford. I, La Vene Reynolds, in sober mind will to Emma Jean Van Hooser my sweet smile. I, Helen Carvel, in regretful mind will to Sarah Steers part of my interest in Paducah. I, Lee Hill, in sane and sober mind wijl to Oliver Russell my ability to escape English IV reports. J, Alex Harrison, wijjl to James Armstrong part of my heighth. 1, Robert McClusky, in sane and sober mirnl will my place in Chemistry to Billy Buchanan. I hope he doesn’t make as big a mess as I did. 1, Willis Brannon, in sane mind and sober thoughts will to some freshman my cave man style. I, Etta Marie Meyer, will to Dorothy Miller my ability to miss school 3 days a week and still get straight A. I, Roselyn Barolett, in sane and sober mind will to Mary Meline my cold beauty. 1, Ina Bohannon, in perfectly sane mind will my rosy cheeks to Dorothy Miller. I, Evelyn Cummins, will to Mary Brannon my love for basketball players in hopes that she succeeds better than I did. I, Mary Davis, in sane and sober mind will to Doris Lauderdale my silence. I, Helen Hall, in sane mind will my beloved place in Shorthand II to Joanne Woodward. We. Grace Evans and Kathleen Smith, have only one thing to will and that’s our love for Paducah and we don’t want to part with that. 1, Lillian Ferguson, in sane and sober mind will to Marchetia Heath my luck in taking vacations and still getting by. I, Ruby Gossage, in sane and sober mind will to my sister Dixie my love for getting American History reports. 1, Adeline Hotter, will my big brother to Betty Compton.

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g Jis MIORd CLAe WILL By Joe Ann McLaughlin I, Betty Fleming, in sane and sober mind, will to Catherine Hunnna my ability to get by with certain things. May she succeed as well as I have. 1, Mary Lee Johns, will to anyone able to get away with it my ability to look dumo and make it seem natural. 1, Dorothy Jean Sturgis, will to anyone who needs them my “way with the teacn-ors.” I, Joe Ann McLaughlin, will to Glydcne Lindsey my dancing feet. Beat it out “Kak.” 1, Dorothy Willis, will my nose for news to anyone nosey enough to know news when they see or hear it. I, Ruby Schaffer, in my usual sane and sober mind will to Pawnee Payne some of my size to keep her company. I, Ella May Wemhoner, in absolutely solemn mind will to Mary Steele my way with “the males.” I, Mary Aikens, will my luck of being called on first in American History class to Emma Jean Van Hooser. I, Paula Whitton, in absolutely stern mind will to Charlene Barfield some of my sarcasm. 1, Mirelyn Johnston, in my upheavoled mind will to no one nothing. 1 get too much fun out of life the way I am. I, Melba Cummins, in quiet and thoughtful mind will to Billy Jo Tiner my daintiness. I, Ruth Baker, in excited mind (as usual) will to Jean Belt my ability to talk my way through Shorthand II. I, Jean Strubinger, in sane and sober mind will to any freshman who wants it my love for talking. 1, June Moss, in mixed and worried mind will to anyone that doesn’t know any better my seat in Chemistry. 1, Mary Lucille Mcscher, in sane mind do will all my school books to any senior of next years class who is fortunate enough not to have any. I, Eleanor Jean Cummins, in sober mind do bequeath to Catherine Humma my seat in the hand as flute player. Long may she wonder where the place is. We, Geneva Grandstaff, Charlotte Creason, and Estelle Dhu will nothing to no one. We need everything to start spring housekeeping on. I, Evelyn Frink, in sane and sober mind hereby will to Elivra Modglin my “A's in deportment. 1, Ruth Mescher, in my usual quiet mind will to S’eopy Frazier my brilliance in American History. 1, Howard Fort, in sane and sober mind hereby leave to Milton Lindsey my way of “Getting by” in English IV. I, Bud Lasley, in empty mind and full stomach wi’.l to Dale Specknum my love for eating. 1, John Lewis, in highly intelligent mind bequeath to Betty Baker my genius. I, Rosemary Ryan in sane and sober mind hereby leave to Frances Wells my temper. I, Marjorie Swenson, in quiet and sober mind wi'l to Dolly Wade Pick my singing ability. 1, Eleanor Wilfred, in sane and sober mind will to John Busclas some of my intelligence to keep him company. 1, Evelyn DeJarnett, in sane and sober mind wll1 to Betty Ann Howell my place in the Shorthand II class. I, Peggy Wilson, in sane and sober mind will to Betty Bake r my luck of getting A’s in Homemaking II. I, Robert Anderson, in sane and sober mind will my place in the band to my sister.

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SENIOR PROPHECY metropolis (Community Steuino May 31, 1961 joe Ann McLaughlin, Editor Hospital Notes Misses Roselyn Barolett and Lavene Reynolds have recently been elected the most beautiful and efficient nurses in their hospital at St. Louis. The Wings That Failed Last Tuesday morning a low-winged, two-wheeled airplane piloted by Major Raymond Conley crashed into a taxi near the glove factory. Major Conley suffered a broken rib and head injuries. The plane, an invention of the Famous Alex Harrison, was being tested for the first time. Major Conley will remain the hospital for a week under the care of Grace Evans superintendent of the WPA Hospitals of this district. WPA Tragedy Yesterday morning Lee Hill, son of Rev. Othmar Hill of Eleventh and Girard Sts., suffered a broken arm and sprained ankle when the shovel on which he was leaning collapsed. He is under the care of Miss Helen Carvel, R. N. A Thick Combination Miss Peggy Wilson of Pennsylvania has returned for a visit and plans to take Miss Rosemary Ryan back with her to go into partnership in a business deal. Miss Wilson is a child specialist and while she is tending the child, Miss Ryan, a dietician, will show the mother how to diet properly. Miss Betty Fleming, prominent social welfare worker is now spending her summer vacation in Chicago's Slums trying to better the conditions there. She has made many improvements such as making them paint the coal white so the smoke will be clean and putting perfumed lids on all garbage cans. Evelyn Frink went with her as her secretary. Misses Mary Aik ins and Kathaieen Smith have recently opened their beauty salon and furnish music to every patron. Miss Majoric Swenson plays on her clarinet each time some one gets a finger wave. While the beautician is waving your hair Marjorie plays “Over The Waves’'. Agriculture has reached its heights. Robert Gillespie of the fanning Gillespies has discovered how to grow jelly beans and tobacco that gives off invisi ble smoke. Hot News A new electrical shop has just been opened under the management of Robert Anderson. Anything that cannot be solved otherwise is welded together by Louis Brooks, head welder, and Jimmy Verhines. Robert Rush has offered competition by opening a shop across the street instead of going into business with them, but then Robert always had a mind superior to that of his friends. Miss Dorothy Sturgis has accepted a position as corporation lawyer for the Lasley ten cent store corporation. Robert McClusky is employed as Advertising Manager and Evelyn Cummins is a secretary. Donald Lindsey has invented a machine that mixes, flavors, and serves ice cream sodas in one operation. Juan Louis Lackey has been appointed Assistant Commander in Chief of the Navy. He has already installed an electric potato pealer and an electric scrub brush. Amusements The American Theatre of St. Louis, Missouri, held over for the 17th consecutive week the great heart breaking, soul stiring, drama “Just Two Birds in a Guilded Cage.’' The play was written by Mary Lee Johns who has even sur passed the great Noel Coward in writing, acting in, and producing her own brain children. Not to be forgotten is the outstanding performance of Miss Paula Whitton, the “Hepburn of ’51.” These two courageous women Sacrificed marriages for a worldly career. A new skating rink will make its gala opening tomorrow night at the corner of 13th and Market street. Mr. Thomas Driver of Paducah is the proprietor, and his wife, the former Mirelyn Johnston, will give a skating exhibition each night. In the north side, which will be turned into a night club, you can hear Lyndell Shirk, the famous crooner. He will be accompanied by his wife, the former Eleanor Jean Cummins, who is now a famous concert pianist. Howard “8 Ball” Fort is now playing basketball with the Quince Tree Cu-ties. Adeline Kotter has accepted the position as his secretary to handle his fan mail. Adventure The whole town will be on the river bank tonight to greet the “Big 3” explorers who arc returning from a big game hunt in Alaska and the Argentine. They are none other than Philip Barton, Glendell Stout, and Willis Brannon. “Brogan” Barton telegraphed that they were bringing home a iattiei Rom a