Meridian College - Bosque Yearbook (Meridian, TX)

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1' V, 1 V ' 213'-J-2 ,i-ff? M-P --s 5, Q X 1 ...., .- . I 'ga-' Wfv,fQ WWW , X 'Rus 5 -274 9 n lftll-ZAEQQ Mr. Brown fto the English classl : You people should take out an accident policy. Why, asked Tillman Brown. Mr. Brown: Some day a thought might strike you. In a restaurant they met, Romeo and Julietg Romeo was soon in debt, For Rorneold what Juli-et. SUBJECTS FOR DEBATE Resolved, That the dishwashers breaking of dishes is more harmful to M. C. than breaking social rules. Resolved, That M. C. has demonstrated that beans are the greatest mind food. A V Resolved, That air castles in the porch swing are more interesting than pressing suits in the reception hall. Resolved, That Henry Ford has caused an increase in the use of profanity. Resolved, That the girls are largely responsible for the painter's colic among the young men. Resolved, That the day that the ladies talk the most is the shortest day in the year. ' Mr. Turner: Now, Mr. Leach, you may tell me what this passage means. uDoc:,' I am sorry, sir, but I don't know either. Mildred Thomas: Do you think we will get along financially after we are married? Frank: Where there is a will there is a way. Mildred: But father has not made one yet. Lucille: Do you think late hours are good for one? Gafford: No, but I think they are fine for two. me H05Qw1925r F we 2-a as li v.,fa'-1' -f v,- -.,.- -- ..-ru , A

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W2 wma? To Billle Buck Sands The pompadour I had in March Was smooth as a black bird s Wlng I kept it brushed and trained lt till Twas slick as anything And then I Went out for baseball To stay a month or two And clean forgot my pompa our With o much else to do Now it looks like tangled marsh grass Thats tossed by wind and rain I wonder 1f Ill ever have A pompadour again Worrh While Any glrl can be gay in a nice coupe In a taxi they can all be jolly But the girl worth wh'le is the girl that can smile When you re taking her home on the trolley Some people say that talk is cheap But 'tis not safe to heed 'emg Ilve known the simple words Be mine To cost a man his freedom. Jimis gal is tall and graceful, 'My gal is broad and low, Jimls gal wears Silk and Satin, My gal wears calico, Jim's gal drinks wine and dances, My gal is pure and good- Would I change my gal for ,limas Gal? You know blamed well I would. Me ZQ0.S'QUl?f9257 If a

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fX '1 ,QL rfhffl J ' Q df ,7-:g.jf:1f'U4gg gg ,, . . , 1, . 2a,ff7'22i', , W ' V 01? 512 5 ' 4591 , ,, y L. C.: Oh, I am losing my equilibrium. T. C.: ,lust a minute, I will turn my back. Jewell: And, oh, Roy, wonit you forget me? Roy: No, sugar, I am taking a memory course Alvis: Gee, but don't this p'ano need tuning? Ross Love: No, I think it is in perfect harmony with your voice. Old Boy: What's become of the old fashioned girl who used to say: HAsk father?'2 New Boy: She now has a daughter that says: 4'Give her more gas, George, the old man's gaining on us. Rex Love: If you donit marry me Iill blow out my brains. Erma: Well, take my advice and use an eye dropper. There are two ways to make a girl fall in love with you: First, lie to her. Second, ditto. Co-ed, at a foot ball game: Why do they always cheer when a player gets hurt? Stude: So the ladies canit hear what he says. Poker: Wonlt your wife miss you? Chip: No, she is a pretty fair shot. There was a young man named Teedle, Who wouldn't accept his degreeg He said, 'cltis enough to be Teedle, Without being Teedle, D. Df, Whit: How, are you getting along with your new girl? Chief: She won't speak to me any more, I kissed her and when she said it wasn't nice I admitted it. If me BUSQUEIQQ5 S