Meredosia Chambersburg High School - Chief Yearbook (Meredosia, IL)

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Class Prophecy It is now 20 years later. We are at the 20 year reunion of the class of 1982. It is being catered by Carol Clark, the first Tweeter to own a chain of Carol Jean IGA's. We hear the punch is good. Sarah Kunzeman is still using her volleyball skills, but now it is to spike the punch at these reunions. Speaking of punch, Debbie Duesterhaus is knocked out cold lying on the floor, because she tripped; hit her head on the doorway; fell over 2 chairs; and did a nose dive into the punchbowl. The accomodations for this evening's guests are provided by Jennifer Hilton, owner of Hilton Hotel. Brent Schmalshof using his endless supply of cars, is providing the limousine service—the survivors are staggering in this minute. Kirk Riley, owner of Riley's Standard Station, was going to tow one of Brent's wrecks out of the dining area but gave up and decided to leave it as a center- piece . Providing the entertainment this evening is Tommy Six performing with his group Tom and the Six Pistols . Playing lead guitar is Mike Irvin, the only song he knows is Let's Party . A fashion show was presented featuring the latest fashions from Colleen's Casuals owned by Colleen Olson. They were modeled by Laura Smith, the new sensation in Paris, goes by the name Ding . There are many celebrities attending this evening. Tammy Easley, star of the remake of BJ and the Bear can be seen with Teri Phelps who is starring in the new release of 9 to 5 as one of the three secretaries. Also in the area is Rhoda Sisk. Rhoda is reviving Jimmy Durante's act as Dinky Do . A famous football player is in our presence also; Tim Brown is now playing for the St. Louis Cardinals. He is sitting with our other pro player, Patrick Ruyle the first pro basketball player from MCHS. Tammy VanHyning now lives in Florida growing oranges; she's President of the National Fruit Association and helped nominate Tim Todd as Fruit of the Year . For all you kitty lovers out there, Billy Seymour is handing out free samples of Kitty Crunchy to put in your kitty bag. Speaking of new products, Joe Browning has become a millionaire after taking out a patent on the first burpable G1 Joe doll— pull a string and watch him go . Leigh Ann Ruyle is a professional bird watcher who specializes in crows . We have just received an urgent news bulletin. . . Tronya Allen is suspected of steal- ing peas from people's plates. COVER YOUR PEAS PLEASE!!! Tom Large is still trying to get rid of his cute VW bug. He's trying to make a deal with Brad Martin who owns a junk yard filled with his own cars. They are standing by Tony Sullinger who is still sitting with only 2 legs of the chair on the floor. He is discussing the spy business with Mike Dodd the owner of Snoopy Detective Agency snooping out competitors in his love life. He had to search for Jeff Petri since he changed his name to Pet-ree because no one got his name right the other way. Those not attending are as follows: Troy Gregory who lives in Alaska where he can slide year around in his green machine; Jenny Wood is away on assignment to discover pink bugs ; Randy Gerecke is in Hollywood starring in the Marx Bros, production of Harpo Strikes Back ; and Roger Buhlig is not here but he can still be heard in the hallowed halls of MCHS—we can't seem to get rid of the echo. AS FORETOLD BY: Mi 'THE WIZARDS OF THE CLASS OF ’83! 17

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