Meredosia Chambersburg High School - Chief Yearbook (Meredosia, IL)

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Class Prophecy Since the class of 1972 has shown such brilliance in various fields, a special publication of the Meredosia Budget has been distributed worldwide. This 1992 edition centers on these achievements. The following are some excerpts from this outstanding piece of newswork: Kevin Barth has been awarded the honorary title, Knothole Inspector. Ron Brown has been proclaimed Bubs of the Year. Larry Hardwick has been named president of the Acme Flag Company. Joey Smith made an addition to the Honda. It is now known as a Jonda. Claudia Smith has had a terrible misfortune. It seems that her number one girdle factory has shut down due to lack of support. Diane Battefeld has been dubbed ’’Beethoven II She was quoted as saying, What was that you said? Jim Griebler has joined a group called The Three Muskrateers. Phil Dinners has opened a chain of FILLY-FAY-FRYERS cafes in Chambersburg, Baylis, and Fishhook. Karen Winkclman has defeated Russia's greatest to become weight lifting champion of the world. Brad Hurst has invented an electron microscope to read his own writing. Royce Hammitt has developed a new pill to eliminate those unwanted trips to the bathroom. Randy Lovekamp is now a member of the rock opera version of the W'izard of Oz. Betty Potter has discovered a new Amazonian-tribe. She has decided to remain there, because it seems that this tribe has no marriage vows . Debbi Wiley has made another breakthrough for women's lib. She has become the first woman exterminator. Sally Bradley is known around town as the Hostess with the mostest. Congressman, Roger Staake has just proposed a new bill in favor of polygamy--it was stated that his three wives were exceedingly pleased. Steve Little has invented a basketball that dribbles Rick I mphryes , the famed astronomer, has discovered the real Haley's Comet in his own back yard. John Gregory has been named Speed-Shifter King of America. Tom Browning's first words in four years after sitting on a hilltop were, Chewy, Chewy Tootsie Roll lasts a long time. Bob Spoon has invented the synthetic hog shed. Janet Gerecke has become a new math teacher at MCHS. She is known as the teacher with the figures. Don Staake has mixed a new brew called Geteminthegut. Cathy Kunzeman, an outstanding accountant, has been having them by the numbers. Don Wohlers has invented a new medium called, Wizzer's Downers for Hiccuppers. Charles Beauchamp has made another shoCKing discovery oy inventing the electric corn cob. Gary Gobel is knpwn around the alleys as the Dracula with the False Fangs. Susan Large is the first woman jockey to win the Kentucky Derby. John Edwards is the author of the book, Everything You Wanted to Know About Pollocks. But Were Afraid to Ask. Sheryl Lovelace. alias fast fingers, has broken the world's typing record. Steve Dawson is the author of the book. How to Get a Bad Deal on an Austin-Healy in Three Easy Steps. Bruce Loewy has found a new national sport--combining the worst of football and basketball. The new sport is called barfball. Doug Battefeld is the drafter of the blueprints on How to Build an Outhouse in Five Easy Steps. Terry Floyd is the drafter of How to knock Down an Outhouse in One Step. f 19

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1st row: Julie, Kari, Charlotte, Tina, Gala 2nd row: Sue, Janet, Cathy, Sheryl, Sally, Karen, Kristen 3rd row: Brad, Don. Roger, Jim. I.arry, Tom, Royce Honor Students OUTSTANDING TEENAGER ILLINOIS STATE SCHOLAR WINNERS Cathy Kunzeman and Roger Staake were honored by the Illinois State Scholarship Program for their outstanding scores on the test administered by the organization. Named as Outstanding Teenagers of OUTSTANDING America were: Don Wohlers, Diane TEENAGER Battefeld, Janet Gerecke, and Tom Browning. DAR award winner was Janet; and SAR award winner was Don Wohlers. Karen Winkelman won the Homemaker of Tomorrow award. SAR AWARD OUTSTANDING TEENAGER OUTSTANDING TEENAGER DAR AWARD JIM GRIEBLER was chosen to attend Boys' State at the Illinois Fair Grounds, but was unable to attend so his alternate-- TOM BROWNING attended HOMEMAKER OF AMERICA JANET GERECKE was chosen to attend Girls' State at MacMurray College. Her alternate was— KAREN WINKELMAN