Meredosia Chambersburg High School - Chief Yearbook (Meredosia, IL)

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8 i THE END! AMERICA WHO'S THE GREATEST ? ? THE HAPPINESS BOYS! !!!!!! o O SOLE MIO MAYBE IF WE IGNORE IT, IT'LL GO AWAY! WHAT'LL I 00 NOW COACH? kRE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL?? YOU HOLD IT AND I'LL KICK IT! ! WHAT A NIGHT

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we meet the famout Eva Lee Hunt, our old friend and clanmate ulho hat gained world- wide renown {on. converting 21 iavage head-huntert at her mlttlonary. She converted them to cannlballtm. Your conquering crutadert then proceed on to Hawaii, mlnut the co-pllot, who mytterloutly dltappeared back on the cannibal Itland. It It necettary to itop for fuel at Guam on thlt trant-Paclflc trip, and were we ever turprlted to find that Garry Davit, allat Wendel and Gomer , It pretent and tole owner of, the Standard Oil Company of Southern Guam. Garry alto hat an Interettlng tide job. During the dry teuton he tellt water at 304 a pint, after he gattet It down. {That't a twitch!!) Coughing and ipltterlng our way acrott the Pacific, we wandering gypilet fin- ally crath-land In a beautiful Hawaiian lagoon rimmed by toft-twaylng palm treet. After tpendlng a quiet two dayt In the enchanted lilet, we land-lubbert begin to tearch for a way home. Without tucceti until we meet our old clanmate, Cathl Jenklnt (dlthlng out toup at the relief line) we paute for a brief vltlt. Cathl tellt ut of her butlnett, In which her hutband and eight children are partnert. After re-lntroudctlon to her hutband, Bill, the offert ut a free pattage to the ttatet on one of her Hertz-Rent-A-Boardt. So, attrlde a flnt-clan turf- board, we journallitlc jewelt depart at high tide. It It not turprltlng that we end up off the coatt of Brazil tlnce Doug It nav- igating the board. Your Pacific pearlt are pulled from the deep blue by none other than Dennlt Petri, who It crultlng In hit two million dollar yacht. Pete hatn't been heard from tlnce the tprlng of 1966, when he quietly departed from Doth with all of the clan fundi. Feeling torry for hit patt, Pete decidet that he can at leatt tee to It that thlt tired twotome get back to the Statet. So It It through Dennlt't generally that we finally come to San Francltco, on the back of a burro. Once In 'Frltco, we hitch a ride on one of the Latt of the Great Trolly Llnet of the Wett, owned and operated by the Red-Headed Rote of the Wett, Cathy Rautch. Thete troubled troubadoun itep off In San Diego and promptly look up Admiral Tereta Dlckman, who It now In command of the entire Pacific fleet-----and Dave. Swinging touth to Hollywood, we itop In to tee that great film ttar, the Idol of mllllont....... TIM SURRATT . Tim really hit It big In the movie capltol after hit romance with the Ho. One film goddett of the decade. Working our way Eatt, bllwlldered and tired, we itop over In Lot Vegat to try our luck at Ron Chambert' pool hall. Ron bought the place with hit wlnnlngt at the top pool thark In the Golden Wett. After a | ew houn of thootlng pool- -and the breeze- -we head Eatt again and land unnoticed In Chicago. During a thort itay In the Windy City, we drop In un- invited on Tom Hewman and hit beloved Beverly. The loveblrdt now have 15 adorable chlldren--all of whom ttrongly retemble their proud poppa. Being to dote to home, we naturally become loit and end up In the Athletic Center on 61th Avenue In South Phlldelphla, Penntylvanla. We itay juit long enough to tee the great Swede Buhllg break Wilt the Stilt't all-time tcorlng rec- ord. Donnie hat been ttarrlng for the Philadelphia 16'ert ever tlnce hit gradua- tion from high tchool back In' 1 973. (He ttayed In tchool voluntarily to avoid the draft.) Sitting next to the object of our affection It Linda Lyttaker, the houte moth'er of a men't college outtlde of Phllly. With Linda pointing the way, we finally come to more familiar turroundlngt and make one latt itop before returning home. We itop at the new military Inttallatlon to vltlt Connie Tubbi, who It now an Army wife with 12 kldi. (Cheaper by the dozen, Connie?) Back In good 'ole Doth at latt, thli prepotterout valr make our latt ttop-- at Molly Morthole’i home. Molly and Sparky have purchated Shady Acret and turned It Into the moit popular tourlit retort thli tide of the French Rlverla. With the long tour over at latt, we tpllt up and go our teparate wayt. Pat back to her armadillo ranch, ttlll writing and tending her Dear Patty column back to the Hew York Sun, and Doug back at S.I.U., where he tet a conference and national record for the mott contecutlve yean at a Frethman..............

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