Meredosia Chambersburg High School - Chief Yearbook (Meredosia, IL)

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YEARBOOK STAFF EDITORS IN CHlEF--Connie Tubbi David Edlen LAYOUT EDITORS-----Many Standley Bnad Lanie.)i STAFF----Cathi Jenkim 8xu.ee Lan on Janet Staake Ennie Gnegony BUSINESS MANAGERS-Janie McCartney Ga)iny Davit CREATIVE EV1T0RS--Pat Tegeden Doug Pa)iken TYPISTS-----------Eva Lee Hunt Canal Ruh Bevenly Black President: John Kunzeman Secretary: Linda Lyttaker Treasurer: Dennis Petri

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Last Will and Testament 7, Tim Sunnatt, wilt by ability to get out of icnaping gum off tablei to anyone who needs it. 7, Linda Lyttaken, will my ability itay out of trouble to Gayle Newman. 7, Bnuce Lanton, will my ability to attend football practice negulanly to Gang Staake and Kink Bnowning. 7, Linda Bowen, will mu ipeeding ticket to John Gnieblea. 7, Bnad Lanien, will my ability to chanm teachem and get itnaight A'i to anyone cnazy enough to believe it. 7, Tom Newman, will my ability to laugh continouily in ipeech with Ma. Higgle to John Gnieblen. 7, Hon Chambern, will my ability to get along with Ha. Hankin duning 7th houn P. E. clan to Fnank Clank and John Caldwell becauie they need it. 7, Donnie Buhlig, of iound mind and body, will my itnaight A'i and my athletic ability to Claud Lemmon. I, Te iny S mon, will my ability to itay out of trouble and the Beanditown jail to Euan Hughei. 7, Many Jane McCantney, will my couiin, Bookie, to Gayle Newman io ihe won't have to chaie him any mone. I, Dave Edlen, will Chanlie Tuna to the Stankiit Tuna Company and my ability to chew gum in Min Schulte'i itudy hall to anyone who hai had to icnape deiki. I, John Kunzeman, will my iupenb ping pong playing ability, my unexcelled ipontimamhip, and my maiteny of the Engliih language to Mn. Higgle. I, Janet Staake, will my ability to pan Genman 11 to Kunz' Jn. aliai the chanacten . 7, Don Famhien, will all my excuied panei fo i ikipping ichool to my bnothen. J, Ennie Gnegony, will my ability to itay in P. E. clan to Fnank Clank. At the nate he'i going he'll need it. 7, Lonen Dunmine, of iound mind and body, will my ability to think and get A'i to Evan Hughei. I, Eva Lee Hunt, will my ability to nun-in-place in P, E. clan to Mancia Allen. Good Luck, Mancia!!! I!!J 7, Holly Monthole, will the keyi to the 'SS Chevy to my bnothen, Milton. 7 won't need them anymone. J, Cathy Hauich, will my nickname, Red , to Linda Handwick. 7, Teneia Dickman, will my ability to walk thnough tiny, dank, houiei without falling into tou boxei to anyone who can't iee xn the dank. 7, Ennie Koch, will my ability to excel in football to Gany Gnegony. [you'll need it, Gany) 7, Cathi Jenkim, will all the knowledge I’ve gained in my pait yearn at M.C.H.S. to any Fneihman who feeli that he could uie a little knowledge. 7, Doug Panken, Aliai Packand, do leave my teat in the pnincipal'i office and my ability to nay anything in Mn. Higgle'i claaei and get away with it, to Conky Lemmon. 7, Ganoid Bnant, will my do-nothing ability to whomeven wanti it. 7, Ganny Davii, will all my good health and good habiti to Joe Caldwell. 7, Pat Tegeden, will half of my guandian angeli to Gayle Newman. (I need the neit.) 7, Shanon Ellett, will my lait yean at high ichool to my iiiten, Vickie.

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CLASS PROPHECY We.ll, it is now 19S4--Voug Parker and Pat Tegeder, ace reporters of the Hew Volk Sun, set out'on their most important assignment--to cover the present lives of, the Senior clan of, 1966 of the city of Mer edosia, Illinois. It was a small midwestern town with a population of 1,009, but in eighteen short yeans the small town of Vosh has become an industrious city, with a population of 100,003 citizens. First stop is in our own city of Hew York. Here we find Ernest Koch, ex-Mr. America, who is running a small reducing saloon on Tenth Avenue. As we travel on- ward we come to Fifth Avenue, where we find such famous personalities, as our own little Jani McCartney, who has worked and argued herself into the position of the most sought after divorce lawyer in the United States. A little farther on we enter the plush pent-house apartment and office of millionaire, playboy, Bruce Larson. He is the present editor of Mad Magazine and Co-editor of Cavalier; no- thing like running two best sellers. Hext, we decide to take a short break and spend a nice evening at Radio City Hall. Much to our amazement, Mary Standley is in the chorus line. We had a chance to talk to her and learned she is now 43rd girl. We now board a chartered Pan-Am jet bound for London, we finally arrive after a very nice crossing and there is one of our classmates, Vave Edlen. He is here to greet us. We find out he is the Chief Exec of S.L.O.B., an extremely secret intel- ligence agency [Society for the Legalization of the Obliteration of Barbarianism.) Accompanying him is secret agent 7-11, Ernest Gregory. We go to headquarters for lunch, where we find Mx-6-6 Linda Bowen, Dave's private secretary. Unfortunately, we are not able to stay very long, so we trudge onward to Paris where we find. . .oh well'. Brad, you really should stick to selling. A little later on we run across Garold Brant, a now independent millionaire, who made his first million in a shrewd investment in Widgets. As much as we would like to stay in Paris, we must travel on to Germany for a short visit with Owen Hamman, a now infamous Bohemian Gun-Runner. Hext, we go across the iron curtain to Moscow, where unfortunately we find a few of our classmates have defected to the other side. First, we are interro- gated by John Kunzeman, who is now head man of F.I.H.K. [Federal Investigation of national Kolkhoz--collective farms in Soviet Russia], chief opposition of S.L.O.B. Here we also find tomrade, Janet Staake, extra private secretary to F.I.H.K. We are also privileged to meet their chief executioner, Terry Simon [we would never have thought you had it in you, Terry], We are informed they have captured one of our U-2 planes. It was shot down two days ago directly over Moscow. The pilot, Capt. Don Fanshier, kept mumbling something about taking recon. pictures of Cuba. As we ace reporters are only a few hours in flight from deepest Africa, we deccde to jaunt on down to see the Dark Continent. Once we land at Hairobi, the bustling jungle city in the heart of Kenya, we are overjoyed to see our old class- mate, Jungle Jim Fanshier. J. J. is now the most sought-after great white hunter xn Africa. After reminiscing about old times, B'wana Jim agrees to lead these hot- shot journalists through the dense rain jungles of South Africa. The trip is long and hot, but well worth it, for at the end is a gigantic pea- nut plantation owned by none other than Gary Clark and his lovely spouse, Carol Ruh. After bumming a meal off Gary and Carol, we stumble onward across the Indian Ocean to Australia--on a garbage scow. The scow is hit by a school of flying frish and sinks immediately, despite the valiant efforts of the captain, who sent smoke signals of distress by burning the lifeboats. Fear not, fair reader, this brave twosome will fight their way ashore and be rescued by their old friend whom they haven't seen in many years, Loren Dunmire. Butch” as he was called, owns two million acres of sand and...er. . . that is, two million acres of fine grazing land between Melbourne and Sidney, upon which he did raise seven sheep and a muskrat. All seven of the sheep died and the muskrat finally expired too--after it was stepped on by an eleven-foot kangaroo. At this point, we silently leave Loren, who is spending his hours mourning fos Mortimer, his mutilated muskrat.