Meredosia Chambersburg High School - Chief Yearbook (Meredosia, IL)

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CLASS ' 'As we read our tea leaves, we foretell the future of 27 brainless brats . The year .... 1971. Some have been prosperous, others the same as always. Come one! Come all! See Ed Barrett, the Maestro,on the trapeze. He flies through the air with the greatest of ease ... .the funniest part, we took down his trapeze. Captain Jerry Gregory, of the Sinking Vessel, was fined for swimming in the Pacific Ocean. When questioned, his reason was: Not enough salt in his diet. See Kay Hobbs play basketball with the Harlem Globe Trotters. She is quite an asset to the team and has kept their name famous. When will he jump? Larry Wilhite is on top of Pike's Peak. His former fiance, or should we say finance. Ruby McGoon of Kalitzky's Chorus Line, just married Gus Lepper. Who's this?? Oh! Yes, it's Gook Rausch dressed in white. Is that a drink he's mixing? My mistake, it's just a new experiment on how to make the hair grow with Carbon Tetrachloride. Rugged Pete Bradley is still pushing the plow over his 10, 000 acres of land. His wealth remains within his farms. And here they come around the turn, into the lead goes Amego Conzolus Lord Rumpus the Great, with Katie Leahr still on his back. This will be their 50th win of the year. Dub Hannel is spending this month in Plainville with his many friends. Dub has become quite rich because of betting on Katie's top horses. All I can see is sticks. Oh, there he is. Bob Clark. He is now a sheik living by himself in the wilds around Arabia. Poor Bob, just too many girls ! As we turn over a new tea leaf, we see Gary Dugan (a rising scientist, outer space explorer, and former classmate.) Gary is second only to Einstein, but he is working on his own theory. Gary took time out from his preparation for the second manned trip to the moon. Mr. Savoie, our high school science teacher, •was the first to reach the moon. Extra! Extra! ! Read all about it! Harold Hester still has a newspaper bag over his shoulder. He enjoys the job of paper boy so well, that he decided to make it his lifetime occupation. Baptist Electronics Supply Co. Jacksonville, Illinois Drexel Grille and Billiards Jacksonville, Hlinois James White Donut Shop Jacksonville, Illinois 22 Lane's Book Store J acksonville, Hlinois

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CLASS WILL We, the Seniors, will to the faculty one case of HADACOLfor the headaches we've caused them in the last four years. To the Juniors, we will our mild manner and many brains. To the Sophomores, we will our ability to skip classes and get by with it. To the Freshmen, we will our ability to survive four years of M. C. H. S. I, Brenda Browning, will my size to Sue Dickman. I, Alberta Ruh, will my typing ability to Patsy Schlicker. Keep practicing, Pat. I, Donna Bradley, leave beiore the teachers change their mind. I, Kay Hobbs, will my height to Lucy Ann Copenhaver. I, Andrea Surratt, will my quietness to Shirley Elben. I, Gary Dugan, will my hair style to Mr. Torricelli. I, Ed Barrett, will my football pads to Terry Allen because he thought that I had borrowed them for a year. I, Jim Brim, will my ability to cheat and get by with it in government to Lucy Copenhaver. I, Dick Bradley, will my sweet and innocent smile to Mrs. Curtis. I, Donna Stevens, just leave good old M. C. H. S. I, Don Hawkshaw, will my center position to Roger Barfield I, Tom Six, will my Chevy Corvette to James Jobe. I, Larry Wilhite, will my ability to be the first one dressed in football practice to John Petri. I, (Garrison Lenardo De Rasucho) will my Chemistry Lab book and test papers to David Liehr and Ronnie McAllister. They will need them. I, Dub Hannel, will my football injuries to Roger Barfield. I, Bob Ham, will my ability to get straight A's in Bookkeeping to Linda Lathrop; I, Jerry Gregory, will my government book to John Petri. I, Donald Schlieker, will my '48 Ford to Steve Irving, because I know it will be in good hands, I, Katie Leahr, will my muscular build to Alice Wilhite. I, Benny Hannel, will my curly hair to Murt Dickman. I, Ruth Fuelling, will my red tinted hair to Sue Dickman. I, Harold Hester, will my ability to get picked up for drag racing to Mike Teddy Bear Martin. I, Robert Clark, will my ability to keep trucks right side up to Murt Dickman. I, Jerry Bradley, will my ability to get along with all the teachers to Linda Lathrop and Sue Dickman. I, Gene Dawson, will my Rambler to Danny Willard, he needs it. I, Judy Ellett, will all the chewing gum I had to get rid of in government class to.Mr. Torricelli. Baldwin's Texaco Station Meredosia, Illinois Land of Lincoln Paints Jacksonville, Illinois John Nortrup Insurance Mprprlnqia Illinois 21 Coca Cola Bottling Co.

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PROPHECY As we turn to another section of our tea leaves, we see that Jim Brim, a strong Democrat and Dick Bradley, a strong Republican, are still giving campaign speeches. Hasn't any one told them that Bob Ham, running on the socialist ticket, has already won? Oh, will it never end? Brenda Browning just returned from Hawaii. Brenda has been named Hawaii's No. 1 Hula-Hula girl in her ooh, la, la, grass skirt! Death Under Toes Dancing Studio has just been remodeled. Their star student, Donald Legs Schlieker will give his toe-dancing recital Friday, the 13th. Gene Dawson, new owner of The Tropicana Nite Club, (once owned by Ricky Ricardo), can be seen beating his bongos, while his main attraction, Alberta Ruh, is dancing to the beat of Bob-a-loo. Coming into view, all that we can see is bars. Wait! There's something behind them. It's none other than Donna Stevens. Oh, well, there's one in every crowd. As we turn over our final tea leaf, we see a sign, Six's Self- Reducing Salon. But whom do we see reducing, Tom himself, in a steam cabinet. Andrea, who was studying to be a nurse, got confused in her course, and is now a Veterinarian. She always was kind of mixed up. Ruth Fuelling, main attraction of the weight lifting acts with the Ten-Ton Brothers Circus, has just beat the world's record in weight lifting. Professor Benny Hannel, Bookkeeping teacher at Schulte Business College, has just resigned to be Dean of Girls at Vassar, Don Hawkshaw is showing off a cup. As we look closer we can see it is the Pulitzer Prize for Great American Literature. The name of his great novel is How Dumb Can You Get? Miss Judy Ellett, known as The Great Blusher , is still in Government class, teaching Mr. Torricelli and his students how to give speeches. Mrs. Donna Bradley, once owner of the Lonely Hearts Club , has just gone out of business because she mistakenly matched her own husband with someone else. The future has been told, and only Seniors could do the job. T and D Implement Co. Evans Insurance Agency Perry. Illinois Griggsville, Illinois Superior Cycle Shop Way-Side Cafe