Meredosia Chambersburg High School - Chief Yearbook (Meredosia, IL)

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1. Goo ! Goo ! 2. Glamour boy? ?? ? 3. Height of laziness! 4. Cold. Dick? ?? ? 5. Hear the bird, MM? ? 6. Isn't she cute? ? ? ? 7. Oh. gee! 13. Here I come! 8. Hubba, hubba! 14. Lazy, boys ? ? ? ? 9. Turn around, girls! 15. My, the girls! 10. Looking up. Jackie?? 16. Ah, love! 11. The new teachers! 17. Who's it? ? ? ? 12. Why, Theda! 18. My, Vivian? ? ? ? 21

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1. That old gang. 2. Who flies???? 3. That Hobbs girl. 4. Shorty, in person. 5. Oh, sorry day! 6. The Smiths and friends. 7. Hi Jackie. 8. Ma and Pa. 9. Ain’t we cute? ? ? ? 10. That Grady girl 11. Similing Daryle. 12. Tired. Elmer? ?? ? 1 3. Batter up! 14. Quiet, we’re thinking 15. This is the life. 16. Showers for Bill. 17. How’s the water Joan? 18. The Smith Brothers. 19. Jesse, the Janitor. 20. Roger’s babydoll. 21. A tree in a meadow. 22. Isn’t he cute, Dode? ? ? 23. Brrrrrr! 24. Ouch says Jackie. 25. Is it cold, girls?? 26. Hold that pose! 27. Summer in Dosh. 20

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Mr. Hie asked the class a rather pointless question. If a chair has four legs, is painted white, and rolls on casters, how old am I? ” The surprised students sat dumbfounded. Then the most backward member of the class supplied the answer, 40. The instructor was amazed. That’s right, he said, “but how did you know?” The student replied, My brother is 20 and he’s only half crazy. Doctor--I’ve examined you thoroughly and I think that all you need is a good rest. Earline T. —But I feel that I need some medicine. Why don’t you look at my tongue? Doctor--That needs a rest, too. Jackie--Have a peanut? Patty--No, thanks. They’re fattening. Jackie--Don’t be silly. Why should they be fattening? Patty—That's all I’ve ever seen an elephant eat. Shirley--Did you ever hear a star speak? Marlene--Sure, a movie star. Barber--And how would you like your hair cut, sir? Everett B.--Off. Barber--Yes, I know. But what style? Everett B. — First tell me your prices. Barber--Haircut is 75 cents, shave 35 cents. Everett B.--Well, shave my hair off. Charlene (sees Peggy get in car)—Going to town. Peg? Peggy--Yes. Charlene—Will you take my coat along with you? Peggy--Sure. Where do you want me to deliver it? Charlene--Don’t worry about that I’ll be in it. Dick S. — Boy! That was some mess at Dode’s house last night. Buddy came in unexpectedly, found Snooky with Dode, shot and killed Snooky, then was shot and killed by Dode. Daryle N.--It could have been worse. Dick S.—Don’t be absurb. How could it have been worse? Daryle N.--I was there the night before. Lila--Well, at least you’ve got to give her credit for being polite. Roger--Do you call a woman who throws cups of hot coffee at her husband polite? Lila--Certainly. She always takes the spoon out first, Doesn’t she? Ted D.--Did you hear about the accident Elmer had? He ran over himself. Donovan--Good Gosh, how did he ever do that? Ted D.—Well, he stopped at a drug store and asked the clerk if he had any shoe polish. The clerk was sorry but he hadn’t any. The only place to get it would be across the street at the shoe repair shop. Elmer asked the clerk if he would go over and get it for him but the clerk couldn't leave the store, so Elmer had to run over himself. A penny was all that was dropped into the beggar’s hand when he pleaded with the old lady for something to tide him over. Now my poor man, she said, “tell me how you lost all of your money. Well, I was like you, ma’am,” he said. I was always giving large sums to the needy. Betty H.—If Tom's father is John’s son, what relation is Tom to John? Jackie L.--His grandson, of course. 22