Mercy Hospital School of Nursing - Mercium Yearbook (Bay City, MI)

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, . lv- Jlit 1....:n Miss Gibbons: You'll never catch me again going out to dinner with an editor, Miss Senay: Was he broke? Miss Gibbons: I don't know whether he was broke or not: but he put a blue pencil through half my order. ,gi CH Miss Maniex: How dare you! Father said he would kill the first man who kissed mef' He: How interesting! And did he? ,gl Miss Erbel: Did you see the nasty look Miss Rivet gave me? Miss Shaw: She didn't give it to you. You had it all morning. ,st M. Ridiker: Gee, I can't find a pin anyf where. I wonder where they all go? .I. Spiers: That's hard to tell because the-y're pointed in one direction and headed another. ,gi Leota's L'Latest : Sir. I want your daugh- ter for my wife. Mr. Allen ibecoming home and tell your wife daughter. irritatedl: Run she can't have my ,055 Dr. Persons: Does anyone know how iron was discovered? J. Spiers: They smelt it. ' ,SC Sister: What is your hardest study?', J. Rabie: Chemistry, Sister: 'fWhy? .I. Rabie: Because itis a mistryf' ,ENC T. Rivet: What's in your head anyway? R. McCann: Lots, T. Rivet: Yes, Vacant Lots. ,QC Mr. Linge: Give an example of a para- site. I. Howard: A germ. ,MSC JOE RAB-1E'S MOTTO '? If you've got a grouch don't show it. Never let a person know it. And take this tip from me- It always pays to happy be. For a frown brings naught but a wrinkle While a smile will show your dimplef' at ,gt It was a beautiful moonlight night and Miss Senay and Dr. Moffatt were taking a stroll down the beach. Miss Senay softly spoke. Does the moon affect the tide? Dr. Moffatt lthoughtfullyl: No. only the untiedf' Miss Deshone: How would you pronounce peritonitus? Miss Gibbons: did. Why? Miss Deshone: I just heard a Doctor pro- nounce it fatal. Peritonitusisame as you ,gl First Boy: Say, Maurice, why do you keep Stella's picture in your watch? Maurice: 'Because I think she will love me in time. WN! Miss Leitz: 'Tm going to get ahead in this world. Miss Mazur: You need it. ,QU Young Man lrneeting Catherine Buckley downtownl: It's surely lucky that I met you. Here is a bill you owe your shoeman and he's commissioned me to collect itfi Catherine Buckley: L'Well, let me con- gratulate you-a permanent job at lastlv Q39 Miss Gibbons lentering Class Rooml: Order. please. Miss Howard: c'Cup coffee. and two doughnuts. ,gl Miss Straney: The anterior Fontanel transmits the Medulla Oblongataf' ,gl Miss Enos lto Miss McCannJ: Don't be- come discouraged if you have a cold in the head. Even that's something. ,gl Sister lin Chemistry Classl: How does Nitrogen smell? Miss Collier: L'It doesn't smell. Sister: How is that?7' Miss Collier: It hasn't any nosef, ,055 Dr. Person fin Materia Medica Classl: Mrs. Spier. do you understand these solution problems? Mrs. Spier: Yes, Doctor. I understand everything but how to work themf' ,gl Miss Gibbons: Miss Snapson, name a contact poison? Miss Snapson: Sticky flypaperf' ,ll Sister: Miss Howard, name one of the special senses'?', Miss Howard: Common sensefi Lg . Mr. Linge: Miss Deshone. I take great pleasure in giving you a mark of 8O. Miss Deshone: Make it 100 and be happy. ,052 Earth has no joy like the disvovery of a stray quarter in the pocket of an old uniform. 4 ,gl 5' lllifo t A 84 . . ...-....

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tl Mt .gy 1 I tr VL!! 4 i l t tl. t I t 4 t ' 'll.t.:1utz ' I 62' l ff, Nx,. J' 'U . ' ji ' 'if A499 D t - - E ff ' K JW f . if RAT wwf f . 11' ii. fi- - f N - ge 'Vt ' ' e i 1, .'., vnm. g t Dr. Foster: Miss Shaw. have you your L. Mercier: What do you have to take lesson today? L. Shaw: No, l just got out of a sick bed. ,SZ Miss Zimmer: Name three strong vege- tables? M. Bressette: Onions, garlic, and lim- burger. ,QC B. Brunnette tffreetinff K. Maniex in A. MJ : v D Z3 iq! Well. how are vou toda ? v . Y -4 y . ya lx. Maniexz Oh, lm going crazy. H. Brunnette: Just Goins? D XD ,432 Sister: What is steam? li. Straney: Water boiling on ice. .35 B. Ebere: ls this a second hand store? Proprietor: Yessum. Bee: I want one for my watch. 95 Dr. Drummond texplaining a diagramt: Now, watch the board while I run through it again. -33 F. Royal: Say, why are you holding that envelope all morning?', H. McDonald: Because it says, 'Please Hold. ,gi Dr. Stewart: You haven't seen my belt around the house, have you Dr. Ash: Obi Did you put it around the house? 1?-ot QC Sister: Are those eggs fresh? Miss Zimmer: They haven't said anything to me yet. ,gl A. Snyder: Hey. bring me an encyclo- pediaf' Buckley: l can't Hnd one-but what do you want to know? Q99 J. Collier: Do you know that C. Connelly talks in her sleep? M. Germain: No? Is that right? .l. Collier: Yes, she recited in class this afternoonf' l l'l I T333 another Materia Nlediea test for? Didn't you pass? E. Bae: Didn't .l pass? Say. il passed so well I was encored and now I got to do it all over again. V55 Dr. McLean tin Anatomy Classt: This is the worst recitation live ever heard. why- - fl've done three-fourths of it myself. .32 G. McManamon: An awful lot of boys are stuck on me. - B. Whitney: They must be an awful lot. ,QC B. Ebere: Where's the funny paper? M. Bressette: Sayl today is not Sunday. I told you not to take that bath last night. ,gl L. Shaw: What a pity that all good look- ing girls are conceitedfi L. Allen: Youre wrong: l'tn not. .H Dr. Persons tin Materia Medicat: Miss t?-. Osinski, what does 'As' stand for M. Osinski: Oli--fer-----I have it right on the tip of my tongue. Dr. Persons: Then spit it out quick: it's arsenic. QC THE B HIVE B industrious. B active. B truthful. B kind, B cheerful. B just and B even in mind, B punctual. B patient. B hopeful, B pure. B virtuous. B honest. B liberal. B sure. .38 'To Miss Allen: L'SayI yelled the traflie ofhcer, what do you mean by speeding along like mad? You will kill somebody. Why don't you use your noodle Miss Allen: Noodle? Where in the heck is the noodle? I pushed and pulled and jig- gered every darn thing on the dashboard. and I couldn't stop her. -..

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-:.. , N' Jlltrtinxn ' Miss Gibbons: Miss McKinnon, I'll Hive D you just one more day to hand in your note- book. Miss McKinnon: All right: how about the 4th of ,Iuly?'l ,VPC Sister: S'Miss Waldbauer. have you read today's lesson? Miss Waldbauer: No, Sister. Sister: What have you read? Miss Waldbauer: I have red hair. .38 Dr. Drummond: Miss Manniex, why didn't you come to class yesterday? Miss Manniex: I had a toothachef' Doctor: Doesn't it ache today? Miss Manniex: I don't know. Doctor: You don't know? Miss Manniex: No: I left it at the den- rises. gg . What was the noise I heard Ebere? That must have been Dale's Miss Seney: last night. Miss Miss Ebere: arches falling. 65 . The Annual Staff may work and work, Till brains and hands are sore: But some poor boob will always cy. Oh gosh, I've heard this before. .38 FRESHMEN'S WISH? I wish I were a little rock, A-settin' on a hill. And I wouldn't do a bloomin' But jes' be settin' still. thing I wouldn't chart, I wouldn't eat, I wouldn't even wash. I'd sit there for a thousand years, And rest myself, by gosh. .38 Teacher says, Never say Bill. She says you should always say, William. But if a duck got mud on his bill Woulcl she say he had mud on his William? VS! Nurse: I am sorry, but you can't see your husband. He is still under the influence of anaestheticsf' Indignant Wife: Ann Aesthetics! Oh! so that's the name of the girl he takes riding. .38 Dr. Persons: Have you ever had halluci- nations? .lane Raby: Yes. twice: the first time it didn't work, but tl1e second time it left a big scar. .35 Sister: Have you turned the gas on under the sterilizer as I told you? A. Snyder: Yes, Sister. every burner: can't you smell Lit? A NARROW ESCAPE .Iackson came home tripping merrily into his tiny hall one day and almost spoiled his manly beauty by falling over someones shoes left lying about. Whose ferryboats are those in the hall? he asked later when he entered the drawing room. Ferryboats? his mother-in-law cried an- grily. Why, those are my shoes. My dear. good ma,', Jackson said hurriedly. who said ferryboats? You misunderstood. Fairy boots, you know-fairy boots. And then he wiped the sweat from his brow. .38 A VALITABLE RECIPE FOR LOWNESS OF SPIRITS Take one ounce of the seeds of resolution. properly mixed with the oil of good conscience, infuse into it a large spoonful of the salts of patience, distil very carefully a composing plant called others' woes, which you will hnd in every part of the garden of life growing under the broad leaves of disguse. Add a small quantity, it will much assist the salts of patience in their operation: gather a handful of the blossom of hope. then sweeten them with a syrup of the balm of Providence: and if you get any of the seeds of true friendship, you will have the most valuable medicine that can be administered. ,st Irate Housewife: Ain't you the same man I gave a meat pie to last year? Tramp tbitterlyl: No, ma'am, Tm not. and wot's more the Doctor says I never will be ,I . as OF COURSE Nothing the matter with you at all, gruff- ly spoke the physician. You are in perfect health. Why. your pulse is as steady as clock- work. But, Doctor. said the patient, you've got your fingers on my wrist watch. .32 Emily twho has just come downstairs from a sick-room where the father lies at the point of death, said to mother cooking porkb: Please, mother. father says he would like a bit 0' the pork before he dies. Mother: Co and tell yer father he can't have any. It's for the funeral. gl Solicitor: lIadam. I stopped to ask you for a donation to the new hospital. Mrs. Murphy twho just finished an argu- mentlz Well. ye might step in the next room and take a look at Murphy. He might dofi ,SZ E. Method lto shoe salesman! : Yes, I take a size five but it hurts so much I have to have a seven. I sv ,. l as L51-:agp -Q31-ti K' 15-27,1 fi.:-qi-.,E s pf 85