Mercer University - Cauldron Yearbook (Macon, GA)

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Vanity, vanity, a It is vanity That's any fan at all far humonity. food is vanity, so is drink. And undergarments of gossamer pink. The kind of engagements you want to keep, A hundred honors, and twelve hours' sleep. But somehow it never seems 0 matter, For the world hangs qji to its ancient sanity And orders another round of vanity. —OGDEN NASH FEATURES

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Our candid camera de- tected the audience at its members pursued their various spheres of interests They re- sponded with Study ROBERT HEARD President of the State of Georgia's Bar Association, bravely mounts platform as Law Day speaker, Diverse Reactions of MU Chapel Audiences Are Worthy of Study CHAPEL—Where angels fear to tread. In like manner the confidence of any Ph D or Dale Carnegie graduate is shed as he plants himself upon the speaker's platform of Willingham Chapel and faces his captive audience consisting of lazy lids, a Correspondence barrage of newspapers, orbs averted to the icc cream sundae effect in the stained glass, and of course the crew cuts and cold wavesJ of our more studious colleagues. Audience reaction is worthy of a government grant for specials study. Tuesday's student chapel is the new moon phase of the . rhrice weekly scene. Announcements in hand our good Dean of Men arises and is greeted with hisses by those who are already noil chapel probation, if the leader of Wednesday worship happens to I insert a little doubctalk few w'ill notice. The full moon Friday phase is sometimes jiltingly jovial and' should a local rock and roll group mount the platform creative hands might drop their paper planes and water bombs and aid the boys in their rhythm. Attentiveness Boredom. CAPTIVE AUDIENCE strikes various positions of repose as eyei focus though1 fully on speaker. Cheek on hand seems popular therapy for nodding head W