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THE BIGGEST LIE I EVER TOLD QA True Blue Storyj INCE my early kldhood I haye been bummlng the roads and ralls X playmv' hunches as the wlnds of fate decreed I had no guald 1an to lay lestralnt on my Wanderlust and It IS probably th19 that made me what I was It so happened that I was ln a small town ln WISCOHSIH tMenom on1e I b9l19X6 was the namel w hen I got one of my perodlcal hunches W1th a beatlng heart and set 1aws I hopped onto the eastbound fl elght Bv l lsure tray el I arrlved on the Atlantlc coast 1n a weeks tlme Wlth no place 1n partlcular to go I was wandering almlessly around when I esp1ed a warm glow C0m1Hg f1om a bulldlng nearby I walked toward It On 1nspect1ng It closer I percelyed that It was a hangar I sllpped up to a wmdow and peeked IH Two mechanlcs were check mg oy er a monoplane Here s mv chance says I to myself for a good warm sleep tomght I crept around to the front The door was partly opeu so I cray led ln unpercelved by the two workmen I managed to crawl up to the plane and get into the cabln Once I got 1n there lt too c but a moments tlme to get snugly settled out of sxght of a chance ob seryer In a yemv few mmutes I was snoozlng soundly When I awoke It was the rythmlc throbblng of a powerful motor and a gentle rocklng swaylng sensatlon It took me a moment to collect my thoughts and concentrate them on recent happenmgs Wlth the sudden shock of reallzatlon I sprang up and ran to a wlndow As far as I could see 1n all dlrectlons there was but a turbulent mass of seethlng waters about two hundred feet below We were ln the was gazlng at mc from agonlzed pam racked eyes He was a tall sllm chap w 1th an honest looklng countenance so I went forward and asked lf I could help hlm He dldnt hear me for the nolse of the motor o I yelled asklng h1m what was the trouble Too much p1e before I left he groaned Before you left where? I roared Before I left the Umted States saye he and 1f you can t HV a plane we re both outa luck I cant hold out any longer wlth the pam Im ln What s your name? I bellowed next He Sald somethlng which I afterwards found out was Llndberg At any rate I helped hlm from the pllots s at and I took control of the plane w hlle he lay goanlng on the floor I flew stralght ahead It seemed no tlme at all t1ll I saw France loommg up before me but ln reallty I had p1loted oy er two thlrds of the way over the ocean Imdberg got better after a r st of ten or twelye hours and he landed the plane m Flance I returned to my hldlng place w hlle Lmdy got 111 the conglatulatlons for hls tlansatlantlc fllght I don t hold lt a unst h1m how ex er because he gaye me a llberal sllce of hls prme money and a swell feed I haxe told thls esperlence for the first t1me and only now because I trust you all to keep mum Elghty Qex en If Y y ' v ' . '1 . A w b ' 3 Y. Y. I - n. Z3 ' ' ' X ' f . - . 5 L Y .. L - . I . , . . 0. 7 . . . . . Y. Y . V . Y - . 7 I u v rr C6 , c ! ' ' 79 - . . A 1 . 'YY . . Y , , . . . . , 1 ' Q' - . . . V Y ' . . v I K w w ' I I sl I A1 n . 311' and a fellow was pllotmg thls plane. I turned to look at hlm. He y ' , 1 ' ' v v 1 . . , , . . . , . . . , . I a A , s . . li ' Y! , . aa , rv U - sy n - 1 ! ' 9 W , 1 1 , , ' ' 7 ' 77 I it Y - !! ' ' V ' KK ' 93 , . v . L . Q v ' ' V I L' Y ,' e. ' . , Q ' '. 4 -f ' ' I l 4 . . . , . . v '-1 I I 1 I Y if v-KI v
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DOGS X EBSTER glves these two classes of dogs 1 A ca1n1x arou XR mammal kept 1n a domestlcated state 2 Am of xauous devlces used ln holdlng or gr1pp1ng usually made of 1ron or steel I have st1ll another type that could be added Thls IS the xerl table Hot Dog For those of you who do not know what a Ho Dog 1s I w1ll attempt to define It It IS commonly known as the voungest of the Bologna famlly varylng 1n SIZE shape and taste Qome are short fat and JUICY others 1ust the OppOS1t6 The Hot Dogs l1ke all dogs have a wezy roamlng natule Boln 1n the Broadway Market Schnelder Bros or some other meat market they soon leaxe thelr beloved relatlves and go adxenturmg When thelr purchaser has reached h1s destlnatlon the Hot Dogs are elther placed IH the fr1g1da1re where they almost freeze 01 they haxe a fork 1abbed 1nto the1r tender sldes and then are held ox er glowlng coals unt1l thelr skms are scorched to a crlsp brown coatlng home of them bark and sputter but others Wlth a llttle slgh of reslgnatlon glVC themselves up a martyr ln the Bologna famxly For those who haxe llved a good lf short llfe there 1s a pleasant after llfe awaltmg them Aftel endurlng the tortures of belng QLO1 ched at the stake or at the end of a fork they are surpr1sed to fmd them selx es lymg on a soft downy bed that 1ust came from the bakery and they are belng cox ered W1th cool sooth1ng mustard How 9261 for those who have not trodden the path of rlghteousness there awalts a slmllar bed but mstead of soothlng mustard they are smothered IH on1ons laxlshly sprmkled wlth salt and peppel and then lcft to enter the dark canyon of death flom wh1ch there 1s no 1etu1n A TRIP T0 HADES As I sat m the bow of our shlp I watched the rapldlx changmg scenery as we traveled to the Clmerlan land When we had closs d the ocean stream we came to the place where the grove of Pexsephon stands We dlsembarked there and I went to the place whele 1nto Acheron runs Cocytus a stream that IS an offshoot of the r1xe1 Styx As I approached th1s spot d1m figures of by gone personages emerged from the chaos and gathered about me I first dlstlngulshed John Erskme the Modernlst next I saw one of my frlends who had depart ed from the earth for th1s llfe of ex erlastlng flre I went ox er to her but she xanlshed 1nto thm a1r I stood there wonderlnglw when I saw Paul Rexere famous for hls mldnlght rlde He was mountlng the most beautlful horse I had ever seen It was a steed as black as a cloudy mght no even blacker than that as black as ebonx Plom 1ts cax ernous ey es and mouth spouted a blue and scarlet flame Im en then as I watched I saw hun dlsappear 1nto a mlsty vapor and w hele he had been nothlng 1ema1ned but a huge mass of molten laxa All Elghtw Iplght Xl ' ' . . ' Y Y B I l S X X . . 7 Y 1, . . . ' . . w . ' 1 c I v ' n '11 V ' H ,, . . . . Y I , . , V 1 1 1 - N 1 1 1 1 . - H 77 ' v - ' . . 1 1 - ' cs 77 an ' 11 1 -1 ' I . I 7 I 7 , ' ' ' ' as 11 , I , I . . . . . Y Y . 1 v 1 . . 7 . . I . . . . . w L 0 1 1 1 . T?-wi 7 . . V 4 T . . . . K L 1 1 K - 1 . . . 1 , . I I , - 7 ' Y' ' ' r f 1 . 1 . 7 l - V v 4 1 - 1 1 1 . . Y. . . ' A K 1 K 1 1 4 . .1 4 Q . . V . Y . . I D t . . 1 Q . . I, I w . v V 1 . I . I A pr, K L Y 1 L Mya 1 ' 1 ' 1- 1 K x I . . . , . - r .. I. , , . ' 1 V Y Y . . . . v . 7 V Y . I V 7 Q ' A k ' 1 I 1 1 I I I . I I 1 - . 1 . y 1 , 1 , I , . . v 1 v K 7 Li V L pf 5 ' v . . . . 7 V . , I , . . ,. 1- r
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