Menomonee Falls High School - Periscope Yearbook (Menomonee Falls, WI)

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From Classes to Class Room Mr. Peck Un Physics class.J :- VVho made the first nitrate Knight ratel in this country, Roy? Roy. fvery intelligentlyj :- Paul Revere. ' is Miss Fehlhaber:- Two wrongs do not make a right, and to that rule there are no exceptions. Carl M :- I don't see why it don't and can't. If your clock is one hour fast, it is wrong, and if you set it forward eleven more hours you of course make it more wrong, but at the same time you are making it right. is Miss MacQueen-Un an English I class.J:-- Marie, what is the plural of mouse ? Marie :- Mice. Miss MacQueen :-- Correctg now what is the plural of spouse? Marie :- Spice, fu! Mr. Hawtrey. Qln History IIIJ:- Albert, why did the French Revolution occur in France ? Albert. QVery excited.J :- The French Revolution occurred in France because at that time all the Frenchmen lived in France and the Revolution was French and France being a Frenchmen's country, where in the deuce were the Frenchmen going to fight but in France? Therefore the French Revolution occurred in France. gk! lVIr. Peck :-- Gilbert Arnold seems to be a very industrious little Freshman. Mr. Bartholmew:- Yes, indeed he is industrious. He has made a table out of his head, and now he is going to -make two more chairs. fb! Miss Pardee in Biology class :- We will now name the lower animals beginning with Albert B. 'ii My dates are numbered, Burdella said, I cannot keep them In my head. I put them down On black and white, So I will know which date, which night. But just last week Brad luck was mine, H Instead of eight came number nine. Can it be true That numibers lie? My dates are numbered- I wondered why. H Margaret Bezold. Page Seventy-four

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SOMETHING NEW. An alarm clock with an auto horn attachment warranted to make you jump right out of your bed. 'us Some people are so dumb that they think a bootlegger is a man who sells shoes and stockings. ew You girls may be hams but that is no sign that you're Swift. f-M Officer:- Say, do you know where you are going ? Stewed man :- Don't tell me officer, I want to guesf' iv! Guide:- Aim for his shoulder now. Excited Hunter:- It's his antlers I want. KR! Hello, Central! I've just put some eggs on to boil, and I find that my clock has just stopped. Would you please call -me after three minutes are up? fAnd then the telephone girls should not get impatient.D 'iff MR. SNVEETS PSALM TO HIS FORD. That Ford is my car and I shall want no other, It leadeth me past arterials and past traflic cops, Bringing down their wrath upon me, It maketh me lie down under it and it annointeth My head with oil till my ears runnetth over. Yea, if I keepeth the blame thing For two more weeks, I shall dwell In the Bug House forever. 'BC Man :- Where does this road go to ? Boy :- It don't go any where. lt stays here all the time. fi He:- She talks like a botany instructor. She :- How's that ? He:- Her language is so flowery. KB! She :-- What do you like most about my sister ? He:-- My arm. HIGH SCHOOL AS IT IS. Physics is long and History tedious, And our hearts tho' brave and stoutg Like unmuffled Fords are beating, VVhen the exam. reports come out. 'HP' Page Seventy-lhrre

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Prosecutor:- Did you see him take his departure? Witness :- Ah neber seen him take nothin', Sah, but his valise. ew, Bobby :- Can't I change my name today, Mamma? Mother:- What in the world do you want to change your name for ? Bobby :- Cause, Papa said he would whip me when he gets home as sure as my name was Bobby. get A woman engaged a new maid, with whose appearance and manner she was greatly pleased. When the terms had been agreed upon, the mistress said, Now my last maid was much too friendly with the policemen. I hope I can trust you. Indeed you can ma'am, replied the new maid. I can't bear policemen. I was brought up to hate them. You see, my father was a burglar. fi! Look here, said the landlord to his tenant, who was two months behind in his rent, When will I see the color of your money? I can't exactly say when youlre going to see it but I can tell you about it. The color just now is invisible green. fue PH lst man :- Your new overcoat is rather loud, is11't it. 2nd man :- It,s all right when I put on a muffler. ax! Father :- What are you learning at school, son ? Son :- How to become a good mixer, father. X55 Bobbie:-- Mister, how much are those big cakes ? Storekeeper:- Fifty cents a piece. Bobbie :- Geel How much does a whole one cost? fix!! She:-- Don't you think kissing is dangerous? He:- YVell. it has put an end to many bachelors. 'ii Money isn't everything, 'I hat is what the poets say, Listen to this line of stuff, 'S' enough. fix! IVIoney talks. What language? Chink. Tb Poems from our noted Poets Lines of the Seniors. Lines of Seniors oft remind us We should strive to do our best, And departing leave behind us, Note books that will help the rest. Page Swenty-foe