Menomonee Falls High School - Periscope Yearbook (Menomonee Falls, WI)

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and Livy. Her mind will be so greatly developed, that she will impart some of her Latin phonics to the Latin Kindergarten Students. Buster Buczkowski, the young gentleman who has a wonderful sense of taste for good things to eat, shall be a chef in a hotel in the jungles of Africa. Some of Buster's favorite dishes for the tables will be, Chop Suey, Saurkraut, Spaghetti, and Bird-nest soup. In this hotel he will not be employed very long, for he has vast longings for being a comedian at Chatauquas. Edward Bartelt, known by his ficticious name of Hicky , will be a great boxer in the state of Mississippi. Some of the boxing matches that will be staged will be the Bartelt-Dempsey fight, in which the victor will be Hicky. All the country will rejoice over the marvels of this young combater, and a tin trophy will be awarded to him by the President of the United States. Last but not least, is an auburn haired maiden, who answers to the name of Anita. Anita will have so many wonderful opportunities confronting her that it is hard for .ie to say what she will be. But to my estimation she will remain a good young lady, who acts as the world wants her to act, and become one of the leading Society wom-en of Chicago. Seeing that the time has passed so quickly, and the bells are about to ring for the close of my broadcasting program, I shall say adieu to my classmates, and as I depart into the heavens, I wish them the best of success in all their future undertakings. May this wish follow the motto, FIT 'VIA Vl , to the end. i i Class Will c is AST W'ill and Testament of the Senior Class of 1924, of the Menomonee gg Falls High School, of the Village of Menomonee Falls, in the County of Waukesha, and the State of Wisconsin, made and published this twenty- X it eighth day of hlay, in the year of our Lord, One Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty-four. VVe, the graduating class off 1924, being mentally and physically capable, having endured the four years required to become of age, and considering the uncertainty of this new, perilous life, do therefore make, ordain, publish and declare the follow- ing to be our Last VVill and Testament. Being of generous and noble nature, we have collected under perilous efforts, a great mass of valuables, which now, in these last moments of our four-year life, we bequeath to those who are near and dear to us. Our parting wish is that the funeral services be conducted with proper pomp and and ceremony and that the underclassmen dress in black to signify their deep sorrow over the loss of such a noble and respected class. The enormous estate, which has taken us four long years to amass, we now be- queath as follows: First-To Principal A. VV. Peck, we leave a new pair of rubber heels to be placed on his shoes so that he will be able to enter the Assembly Room or the Library without attracting the attention of the student body. Second-To our beloved teachers we leave our famous test papers, to be speci- mens of superhuman knowledge. Third-To Miss Fehlhaber, the Latin Class leave all their ponys-may she cnjov them as much as they did. Fourth-To Miss Mac Queen, the English class leave an extra-sized compass in order that she may make more perfect zeroes. Fifth-To Mr. Bartholemew, we leave our lively, talkative ways, may he use them when meeting the ladies. Page Twenty-lhrrr

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Wall Street in Chicago is at present a good monument in history .... Kenneth Lckhardt will be one of the greatest financiers of the twentieth century. Kenneth Eckhardt was always fond of the opposite sex and he will be wedlocked to john D. Rockefellers' granddaughter of Merton at the age of fifty blooming years. At San Francisco, California, lllyrtle Schultz and Mabel Tietz the Tanglefoot Flypaper Twins will be engaged in learning the professions of actresses, under the coach Charlie Chaplin. One of their favorite acts will be The Dance of the Irishmen by the drama writer, jackie Coogan. Following several years of acting Bobbie Myrtle will marry her employer Charlie Chaplin. They will live in a bird cage on High Cactus Street, Love Me Still, California. Cupid will also dance across Mabels path. She will be married to Rufus Red, the king of the Danes, who is ten years her junior. Their permanent settlement will be in a wooden shoe, standing on the back porch of a Dutch batchelors' home in Argintina, South America. ln the presidential campaign of 1936, Annette Zink will be one of the six candidates running for that office. She will be the first woman who will be set up on the banana split party. The Gods will all turn to her, and the office of the first lady of the land will be bestowed upon her at zero degrees Centigrade. One of the most im- portant measures that will be hair amendment which will be ln this world of ours, we country. John Fredericks, Esq passed during her administration will be the bobbed passed in 1947. shall need men who will enforce the laws of this will, in the near future, attain the high rank of judge of the Supreme Court of China. At the zenith of his popularity, he shall be exiled from the country because he has practiced the laws of China by a dictionary instead of the law book. Although john will be popular with the maidens of China, he will not fall directly in love with them. He shall remain a batchelor. Ten years from now, Roy Schuler, the genius of his class, will be the pastor of a large congregation in El Paso, Texas. One of the most important sacred events that Rev. Schuler will perform will be the marriage of llfliss Vera Holm, the Toe-dancer, to Lee Counsell, a sailor on the Spanish Main, on February 29,l956. Rev. Schuler fears no man for he shall always walk in the path of righteousness, and practice what he preaches to best of his belief. Hildegarde Ludwig, another prominent member of this class, will be a famous singer, having the equal voice power of Galli-Curci. In the events of her profession she will tour in many countries but mainly in Greece, Germany ,Russia, and Scotland. At the singing contest in Scotland, she will be awarded first place in singing My Hearts in the Highlands. Loraine Paul was always very popular with the opposite sex, and she will remain popular until some future day when she will elope with a wealthy crockery broker. The class of '24 will turn out into the world one of the greatest girl athletes-known to us as Sis . Sis will enter many golf and tennis combats. She will be the Champion tennis player of Wisconsin, and in the near future will be sent to the tournament at Dover, England, for the VVorld Championship. Franz Schneider, who was always a very ambitious lad, will reach the height of success in later years. By profession he shall be an agent for the Du Pont Powder Company. He shall canvass all the drug stores and beauty parlors selling this wonderful product. Good luck to you, Franz, and may you meet a flapper to help advertise your product. Edna Zahnow is another prominent members' of the Class of 1924. Edna always wished to be a Latin teacher. Her wish will be granted and at the school of achieve- ment, she shall learn the meanings of Platus, Horace's Odes, Cicero's Letters, Ovid, - ' H - Page Twenty-tfwo

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Sixth-To hfliss Pardee, we bequeath our great patience with the teachers- may she use it to great effect with the students. Seventh-To Mr. Hawtry, we bequeath a nerve restorer, to be used as soon as he receives the bottle. He surely needs it after four months with the Physiology Class. Eighth-To our successors, the present Juniors, we leave the best that is in us--our perseverance and great ability to study. You will surely need it. N inth-To the Sophs: We bequeath to you our extensive knowledge df Modern History. Yo-hoo,Napo1con. Tenth--To the Frosh: We suggest that one cup of strong coffee, without sugar, be drunk before entering the Geometry Class, as a nerve restorer. Eleventh-The following are a few personal bequests of the late class of '2-1: 1. Arthur Konrad is allotted the voluminous vocabulary of John Harmon. Great things can be expected from Arthur. 2. Edwin Last leaves his musical ability to anyone who will accept it. 3. Lurena Leicht gladly leaves her height to Norma Nemitz. 4. To Adela Huberty, Vera Holm leaves her sunny disposition and Loraine Koehler her bashfulness. 5. Buster Buczkowski leaves his private collection of zeroes to Evalyn Hillman. Marks aren't worth much nowa-days. 6. Annette Zink leaves her lively, ambitious ways to Carl Mueller. May he profit by them. 7. Edward Bartelt leaves his drag with the faculty to Albert Brandenburg. . Lee Counsell leaves his smooth, suave manner to Adolph Becker. . Dorothy Ilenricks is allotted Kenneth Eckhardt's beautiful curves. . John Fredericks leaves his gift of gab to Fern Miller. . Roy Schuler leaves his ability to get into scrapes to Margaret Bezold. . Veronica Held leaves her lovefor the opposite sex to Hilda Herman. Irene Klug gladly leaves her sedateness to Eva Brown. Edna Zahnow leaves her love for Latin to Kathleen Hancock. . Edward Unger leaves his quiet ways to Calvin Fredricks. . Hildegard Ludwig leaves her immense lung power to Gilbert Arnold. . Lorraine Paul relinquishes her ability to evade work to Kathryn Schlafer. Russell Perrin appoints Leonard Joecks as his successor to see that the school is properly managed. 19. lkfyrtle Schultz hands down her popularity to Hattie Tietz. 20. Franz Schneider leaves the appreciation of a well-known brand of cheap, nickel cigars to Willie Kuphall. 21. Mabel Tietz bequeaths her complexion to Dorothy Back. 22. Anita Leicht transfers her shyness to Kathryn Leister. 8 9 10 11 12 13. 14. 15 16 17 18 In witness whereof, we hereunto set our hand and seal this twenty-eighth day of May, in the year of our Lord, One Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty-four. CSignedJ CLASS OF 1924. On this twenty-eigth day of May, A. D., 1924, the said departed Class of 1921, to us known and known by us, to be their free act and deed, and as witness thereof we have, at their request, in their presence, and in the presence of each other, JOSEPH BRAZY. LOTTIE CONNELL. subscribed our names. Gertrude Lo0S, '24-. Page Twenty-four