Menomonee Falls High School - Periscope Yearbook (Menomonee Falls, WI)

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Menomonee F alls-Milwaukee Transit Schedule ED. F. KROENING, Proprietor Tel. Milwaukee, Kilbourn 5489 Tel. Menomonee Falls 324 Leaves Drug Store, Menomonee Falls Leaves T. M. E. R. 8: l.. S ta., Milwaukee 8:00 a m . . 9:00 a. m. 10:00 a. m. 11:00 a. m. 1:00 p. m. 2:00 p. m. 3100 p. m. 4:00 p. m. 5:00 p. m. 6:00 p. m. SATURDAY EVENINGS ' SUNDAY EVENINGS 7:00 p. m. 8:00 p. m. 7:00 p. m. 8:00 p. m. 9200 p. m. 11:00 p. m. FARE 50c ROUND TRIP 90c Buy My Combination Ride Books and save Money Tires Tubes HUDSON ESSEX STUDEBAKER AUTOMOBILES The Falls Garage BENSON 8: LALK, Props. If you are in need of service or your car has been wrecked on the road, call us at any time of the day or night and our Wrecking truck will come at once. Gasoline Oils av lfigllty-four

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ALBERT H. ECKHARDT P d WESLEY S. GOODE C h FRANK J. SCHWALBACH V P JOSEPH F. ZIMMER, Asst C I EDWARD PUEHLER 2nd V P MONROE F. SCHWALBACH. Asst C h F R ERS8z MERCHANTS BANK MENOMONEE FALLS, WIS. Safe Sound Progressive Conservative Assets over ONE MILLION DOLLARS Capital---Surplus---Profits ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS Our equipment is up to date and every modern con- venience in every department is at your disposal. Bank with us. lflllylf

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When Silas Was Converted By FLORENCE R. MILEY Y LIFE was fair to middlin' for thirty years or more, Exceptin' when my tooth might ache or somethin' make me so I et roast beef and biscuits, I et fine, thick mince pie, In fact,I et most anything thet chanced to meet my eye. I drank Ma's fragrant coffee, all clotted up with cream, And I made it quite a habit to lick the ham-plate clean, The puddings and the cookies, THEY never went to waste, And chicken stew with dumplings was welcome to my taste. And then bad luck o'ertook me, and hit me in the back, It made me feel SO funny, just like a limpy sackg I couldn't sit, I couldn't lay, I couldn't stand or walk, Indeed, it hurt so terrible, I couldn't even talk. I couldn't ask a blessin' on the meals I didn't git, QAII those good things I was missin', I declare, it hurts me yitjg Of course, we called the Doctor with his little black valise, But it didn't matter what he did, that pain just would not cease. They took away my beefsteak, they took away my pie, The took away so many things I thought I sure would die, I'd hobble to the kitchen, then I'd hobble back to bed, My back was all an agony, my heart it felt like lead. I jist got so discouraged-but it hurt to even sigh- And I always was so hungry, 'twould have been relief to die 3 And then a freindly neighbor, thet was said to have no tact, Declared if he was fixed like me, he'd try a Chiroprac. Well, I got so sort o' desprit thet I said I'd take a chance, If thet new fandangled Doctor would give my case a glance, I felt it wou1dn't hurt me, for my nerve had gone to rack, ,Though Sallie she insisted thet I had to wash my back.j So he camel, he grinned, he conquered, he preachetl a sermon, too, On what Qif treated properlyj PLAIN NATURE soon would dog He made me turn right over-grinnin' all the time- While he played Old Tipperary upon my tauchy spine. You've not got much the matter-the didn't mind a fibl- But you need some few adjustments and you've got a crooked rib, You're pinching down on tender nerves thet must have quick relief, For it's just a crooked vertabra thats causin' all this grief. And so he pushed real quick and firm upon a tender place, And he pushed along his finger as the trouble he would ,traceg Now, of course, he said quite firmly, you have let this go so long, It will take a lot of adjustments to get you well and strong. You have to give this INNATE thing a fair and proper chance, But you'll find it does the business without a knife or lance 5 And, say, you know he told the truth, thet feller did, by gum, Though the RETRACE of them adjustments is anything but fun. Why, thet feller fixed up somethin' so it didn't hurt to sneeze, And he got me pretty supple, even had me on my kneesg He even let me have my meat, since I'm a workin' man, And said jist throw away those pills into the garbage can. So if YOU'RE hurt in head or foot, in stomach or in back, just grit and grin and call on him-that local Chriroprac. Of course if your'e laid up in bed and can't come to the Falls, Call No. 10 'cause you must know he also makes house calls. YC Page Eighty fi-ve