Mendon Union High School - Clipper Yearbook (Mendon, OH)

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Seniors! (Arch Law applying for a job as . . . grocery boy) The Manager wanted a serious-minded youth, so he put Law to a test. “Well, my boy, what would you do with a million dollars?” Law—“Oh, I don’t know: I wasn’t expecting to get so much at first. McClure—“You don’t seem very enthusiastic about my singing: surely I have some qualifications.” Teacher—“Sure. I. admit you have a large mouth.” Teacher—(To Dallas) “Dallas, sit down in front Dallas—“I can't; I’m not made that way.” “Dearest Catherine,” wrote Carl. “I could swim the mighty ocean for one glance of your dear eyes. I would walk through a wall of flame for one touch of your little hands. I would leap the wildest stream for a word from your lovely lips. As always your Carl. P. S. I’ll be over Saturday night if it doesn’t rain.” Farmer—‘Now, Mary Lou, I’m going to teach you to milk a cow.’ Mary Lou—“But, being a new hand, hadn’t I better start on the Emlyn—“When I dance with you, darling, 1 feel as though were on clouds.” Merle H.—“Don’t be silly; those are my feet.” Dale K. went into a drug store the other day and seeing a pay station placed a nickel in the slot and lifted the receiver. The Operator of course, inquired, “Number please?” Dale: “Number nothing! I want my peanuts.” Mazie: “Which travels faster, heat or cold?” Esther: “Heat, because you can catch cold easily.’

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w t j w! vt VI 7 T Vt 7 vt 7 V7 V V7 V 7 History of the Junior Class The present Junior Class of Mendon High School started its career of higher learning with the feeling that it was going to be a great adventure. A gentlemen by the name of A. W. Fishbaugh soon proved conclusively that we were wrong. We are now entering the third course of our scholastic banquet, with Mr. Smith as our ever-helpful and efficient advisor. The studies we third-termers excel in are Government and English. A few of our more distinguished members are as follows: Biggest Feet—Norman Carpenter. Most talented—Elaine Griggs. Most studious—Wayne Kennedy. Cockiest—Claude Brown. Heart-breaker—Jessie Nelson. Our motto is “You can change a mule, but a doggone Junior is a fool wherever he is.” Joe Santa JUNIOR CLASS PLAY “Meet Uncle Sally” Ben Blayne, a young lawyer Joe Jones Betty Blayne, his sister Jean Coil Jenny, a Swede cook-------------------------Vivian Krogmann Sally Sherwood Elaine Griggs Bob Durant, Betty’s fiancee Lewis Fox Snorkins, a Cockney butler Wayne Kennedy Elaine Durant, Ben’s fiancee Jessie Nelson Aunt Dorinda, Bob’s aunt Sylvia Boroff Dr. Jimmy Snodgrass, osteopath Roscoe Hamilton Miss Muggs, Dean of College Hazel Burnett Reverend Wright, a preacher Clayton Allen William Hawkins, Ben’s uncle Warren Dotson 7 Y V vt V7 V7 vt W