Memphis High School - Sandburr Yearbook (Memphis, MO)

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Mary Ransford, joint owner of the Orton Chicken Ranch, has just announced the latest edition to her family, 10,000 baby chickens. Mary June Rood, singing NGO Jimmy Go' has just caught her red con- vertable, The outstanding dentist, Dr. Michael Shepard, has just completed all the details of buying the split-level house he fancies over-looking the Jamacia coastline, Shirley Spray shocked many women today by announcing she had canned 200 quarts of tomatoes. Her comments was, Uwe like tomatoes,n At the young age of 55, Alice Slavin, who in the field of fashion designing has made many great discoveries, made the biggest of all, there are men in the world. John Smith and Robert Swear1ngen, the world's greatest loafers, last week astounded the world by cutting their toenails. Miss Vada Stockdale, one of the most outstanding stewardesses, has been given the honor to be the first space stewardess. She will have the Mars route. George Townsend, a rocket engineer, has just revolutionized space travel. He has introduced the atomic spinning saucer. He says there's only one trouble, UI get dizzy.n Professor Richard Webber, after years of never-ending work, has stumbled upon an important substance that may be useful. He calles it air or oxygen. Larry Westhoff, back for his 35 year at Memphis High, again flunked one of Mr, Campbell's tests. The famous track stars, R,L. Pence and Russell Westhoff, were asked to com ent on what made then so great. They simply replied, Wwe eat wheatiesf' During the celebration of Rosalyn Wood's 25th anniversary, she stated, nWe've only got a good start.n DANCE SNAPSHOTS

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