Memphis High School - Sandburr Yearbook (Memphis, MO)

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Max Eggleston, newest partner in the West Side Barber Shop, today accidently slit a customer's throat while shaving him. He quickly 8P010' gized by saying, nI'm sorry, sir, but I saw Shirley zo bv.n George Griffith, great sculptor, today finished carving his idol, Ralph King, the conservation agent. Pat Harvey, the owner of a large and successful farm, remarked today after firing one of her hands, WThe only way to get anything done the way you want it is to do it yourself.n After 35 successful years of working at Ben Franklin's Dime Stare, Carol Holtcamp was promoted to sales manager. Today, the famous athlete, Rodger Holton, threw the shot 9M feet. His comment was, nl couldn't have done it if it hadn't been hollow.n At the ripe old age of 98, Joan Iwanicki is announcing her retirement after a successful career in elementary teaching. She plans to spend the rest of her da b ttli yy a ng the hardships of the Alaskan frontier. David Johnston famous N.E. Missouri farmer h t h farm in Timbuctu and plans to raise holes for donutgs jus pure aged a Allen Kennedy was last seen heading toward Brock at 97.3 miles per hour. If anyone sees him, please contact the F.B.I. He is wanted. The most efficient secretary in the U it d st 5 day was offered several positions in busi n e a es' Kay League' to- n fi , used in making her decision were, WEney, msgs, miggy, Zgfnlast Words she James M Q id 4 c uo , known Romeo of Memphis High, last month was forced to so away with Jack Dunn for taking his life-long love away from him That very successful farmer, Melvin McHenry, has just shocked all by gettin 250 b h l W W g us e s an acre by the use of his magic formula. Today Leland Tippett, amature archealogist, took Marilyn Minsker away from her baby setting long enough to go bone hunting with him. To the amazement of all, he found some, but he stated they were Mr. Boeck- man's. Janice Montgomery, secretary to the president of the N.B.C. Network, today set a new wor1d's record for taking shorthand. It 250 words a minute. Raymond Mullikin, a noted doctor, yesterday performed a masterpiece of surgery, he removed a thorn from the bottom of his foot. Bill Nelson, prosperous operator of nYe Ole Mountain Stilln, was to- day arrested by the new revenuer, Jeannie Campbell. His first words were, Wwill you let me off if we get hitched?' The famous acrobatic throwing team of Junior Oliver and Virginia Hyde was discontinued yesterday. The following reason was given: during one of the acts, Junior threw Miss Hyde 300 feet and on landing she sprained her big toe. 'To celebrate the anniversary of their partnership in the K k P Chart- er Service, Kathie Oliver and her favorite partner and pilot, Phillip Blessing, flew their plane, the Bonanze Special, to Niagra Falls. wendall Overfield, a retired hobo, while hopping a train, received a very serious injury, the injury, being very complicated, was a sprained little toe. After 20 years of successful and happy married life, the former Linda Paris and her husband are happy to announce the birth of their tenth child. Lerea Woods and Judy Peck, the inseparable twosome, made a final break. They went their separate ways. Their parting words were: NSome- day we'll find a wealthy man with a need for two good workers and we'1l be back together again. Leanna Pence, famous geologist, is reported lost. Her airplane was found parked on the Garett Farm. The great composer, Leonard Purvis, has just finished his newest song, It is Wwhere Oh where Has My Trooper Green Gone.u

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Mary Ransford, joint owner of the Orton Chicken Ranch, has just announced the latest edition to her family, 10,000 baby chickens. Mary June Rood, singing NGO Jimmy Go' has just caught her red con- vertable, The outstanding dentist, Dr. Michael Shepard, has just completed all the details of buying the split-level house he fancies over-looking the Jamacia coastline, Shirley Spray shocked many women today by announcing she had canned 200 quarts of tomatoes. Her comments was, Uwe like tomatoes,n At the young age of 55, Alice Slavin, who in the field of fashion designing has made many great discoveries, made the biggest of all, there are men in the world. John Smith and Robert Swear1ngen, the world's greatest loafers, last week astounded the world by cutting their toenails. Miss Vada Stockdale, one of the most outstanding stewardesses, has been given the honor to be the first space stewardess. She will have the Mars route. George Townsend, a rocket engineer, has just revolutionized space travel. He has introduced the atomic spinning saucer. He says there's only one trouble, UI get dizzy.n Professor Richard Webber, after years of never-ending work, has stumbled upon an important substance that may be useful. He calles it air or oxygen. Larry Westhoff, back for his 35 year at Memphis High, again flunked one of Mr, Campbell's tests. The famous track stars, R,L. Pence and Russell Westhoff, were asked to com ent on what made then so great. They simply replied, Wwe eat wheatiesf' During the celebration of Rosalyn Wood's 25th anniversary, she stated, nWe've only got a good start.n DANCE SNAPSHOTS