Memphis High School - Sandburr Yearbook (Memphis, MO)

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY Two of America's most brilliant scientists were sent to our space station for further work. They are Doctors Karen Adams and John Lager. Upon arrival Karen's only remark was, nCozy isn't it?n John agreed. Dr. Alberta Aldridge, a famous woman teacher at Harvard, today gave her famous lecture on the correct diameter of a period. Dorothy Alexander, after many years of hard work, has won her wings-- her halo comes much later. Helen Anthony, Miss America of 1963, was today quoted, UI long for the farm so I can battle the cattle.n The wealthy owner of the 50,000 acre Willow Branch Farm, John Aylward recently by the use of his incredible business ability, cornered the world market for willow switches. His wife, Leslie, used the Sl00,000 profit to buv Antartica as a cool summer residence. The noted car driver, Jim Baker, just won the Indianapolis speed race. The race was a close one, but Jim managed to win by using a rub- ber band to replace his broken fan belt and his A.B.C. gum to plug up a hole in his fuel tank. Three cheers for Jim, he is finally using his head. Having graduated from Gem City Business College, M133 Louise Baker 15 now looking for a good boss's lap to sit on ---- for dictations, of Course' Kenny Boyer, world renowned tuba player, was forced to cancel a private concert for Gina Lollabridgida because his horn was found to be plugged up with his old wads of bubble gum. The former Norma Bradford has just finished barber school and is now ready to start practicing on her little Rineys I John Clatt, a rising track star, broke the record for the 100 ard d sh a today, but when asked for a comment, he said, nwhat do you meag I broke a record, I was just warming up?N Roger Brigz's space cruiser was last contacted h - somew ere close to Padgeit Crater on the moon. argaret Clatt, a beautiful waitress at the Br D b ledkat by Maurice Chevalier while serving him his cgggaggrsigwwggdwggig- -ac . To the surprise of all, James Conklin became a state troo Per. when ggggdtgsgohe chose this profession, he replied, nIf you can't beat them, Ronnie Corwin, courageous interceptor pilot for the U.S. Air Force, riding Percy's, his seventeenth child, tricycle todav. Judy quickly repaired the damage by applying a band-AID to the deep Kentucky mountains, Tommy Crawford, went business. He was soon a wealthy man. He said who was wounded while However, his wife After moving into the used car n the mountain boys found out how many things they could do with a car, they went like hotcakes. After years of hard work, Bonnie Dalton has accomplished her life- long dream, she and her husband not only have ends meeting, they are over- lapping. Last night Diana Davidson, a world famous animation artist, received Ser gifth academy award for the walt Disney studios. As an extra bonus, r d .tn sney presented her with a gold plaque saying, NThird Vice-Presi- en . Delbert Drummond, well-known stock car driver, was asked to what he accredited his victories. He said the hot air tube hooked from his mouth to the carburetor. Jack Dunn, well-known pursurer of the female race,was today conquered bv the ravishing Hollywood beauty, Sue Croley. ' The amazing pro-basketball star, Kent Dunn, just broke another re- cord for points scored during a game. When questioned about it, he said, Gosh, it was noth1n'.

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Max Eggleston, newest partner in the West Side Barber Shop, today accidently slit a customer's throat while shaving him. He quickly 8P010' gized by saying, nI'm sorry, sir, but I saw Shirley zo bv.n George Griffith, great sculptor, today finished carving his idol, Ralph King, the conservation agent. Pat Harvey, the owner of a large and successful farm, remarked today after firing one of her hands, WThe only way to get anything done the way you want it is to do it yourself.n After 35 successful years of working at Ben Franklin's Dime Stare, Carol Holtcamp was promoted to sales manager. Today, the famous athlete, Rodger Holton, threw the shot 9M feet. His comment was, nl couldn't have done it if it hadn't been hollow.n At the ripe old age of 98, Joan Iwanicki is announcing her retirement after a successful career in elementary teaching. She plans to spend the rest of her da b ttli yy a ng the hardships of the Alaskan frontier. David Johnston famous N.E. Missouri farmer h t h farm in Timbuctu and plans to raise holes for donutgs jus pure aged a Allen Kennedy was last seen heading toward Brock at 97.3 miles per hour. If anyone sees him, please contact the F.B.I. He is wanted. The most efficient secretary in the U it d st 5 day was offered several positions in busi n e a es' Kay League' to- n fi , used in making her decision were, WEney, msgs, miggy, Zgfnlast Words she James M Q id 4 c uo , known Romeo of Memphis High, last month was forced to so away with Jack Dunn for taking his life-long love away from him That very successful farmer, Melvin McHenry, has just shocked all by gettin 250 b h l W W g us e s an acre by the use of his magic formula. Today Leland Tippett, amature archealogist, took Marilyn Minsker away from her baby setting long enough to go bone hunting with him. To the amazement of all, he found some, but he stated they were Mr. Boeck- man's. Janice Montgomery, secretary to the president of the N.B.C. Network, today set a new wor1d's record for taking shorthand. It 250 words a minute. Raymond Mullikin, a noted doctor, yesterday performed a masterpiece of surgery, he removed a thorn from the bottom of his foot. Bill Nelson, prosperous operator of nYe Ole Mountain Stilln, was to- day arrested by the new revenuer, Jeannie Campbell. His first words were, Wwill you let me off if we get hitched?' The famous acrobatic throwing team of Junior Oliver and Virginia Hyde was discontinued yesterday. The following reason was given: during one of the acts, Junior threw Miss Hyde 300 feet and on landing she sprained her big toe. 'To celebrate the anniversary of their partnership in the K k P Chart- er Service, Kathie Oliver and her favorite partner and pilot, Phillip Blessing, flew their plane, the Bonanze Special, to Niagra Falls. wendall Overfield, a retired hobo, while hopping a train, received a very serious injury, the injury, being very complicated, was a sprained little toe. After 20 years of successful and happy married life, the former Linda Paris and her husband are happy to announce the birth of their tenth child. Lerea Woods and Judy Peck, the inseparable twosome, made a final break. They went their separate ways. Their parting words were: NSome- day we'll find a wealthy man with a need for two good workers and we'1l be back together again. Leanna Pence, famous geologist, is reported lost. Her airplane was found parked on the Garett Farm. The great composer, Leonard Purvis, has just finished his newest song, It is Wwhere Oh where Has My Trooper Green Gone.u