Memphis High School - Sandburr Yearbook (Memphis, MO)

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1 If 3 I. T. 1. I, 9 I. I. I. I. 9 I T. 1. I. 1. I. I. I. 1. CAROL ANN HOLTCAMP, will my height to Barbara Glass. V'RGINIA HYDE, leave all of the pencil marks on study hall tables to Dick Robinson, who puts most of them there anyway. JOAN IWANICKI, being of very sound mind in this case, leave my worn- out typewriter to all the poor, misguided souls who take literature and senior writing in their senior year, especially when term papers BPS due o DAVID JOHNSTON, as I depart from this school, turn it back to the Indians. ALLEN KLNNEDN, leave, if Mary Jo will let me. AAI LEAGUE, will to Barbara Padgett my knack of always needing safet pins in phys. ed. class. y JIM McQUOID, will my ability to get along with Gorin girls to Dale McLeland. MELVIN McH NRY. leave with everything MARILYN MINSKER, leave my babys tting on my own, with Leland. JANICE MONTGOMERY, will my ability to I can get my hands on. J0b after school to start some be quiet and not to chase boys to Linda Gardner who is badly in need of it. RAYMOND MULLIKIN, will my ability to osculate, and everything else I do well, to anyone who thinks they can do them as well as I think I can BILL NELSON, leave my ability to be fought over by girls to Hlllis Rice KATHIE OLIVER, leave to start counting my blessings. gEEg0R OLIVER, leave my Charles Atlas course to Harry Trask and Hillis WENDALL OVERFIELD, being of sound mind, will to Larry Curry my ability to carry on a decent conversation and make less sense than anyone. LINDA PARIS, leave all of my empty perfume bottles to JUDY PECK, will my ability to giggle and talk in Sth to Karen Lancaster. who will do all right without it, Mrs period study hall LEANNA JO PENCE, will my ability to walk around the square once and catch a man, to Linda Gardner, Linda Overfield, and Helen McKnight, who are still walking. LEONARD PURVIS, will my ability to get BlCK on the night of Dance to Leslie Aylward, who didn't get there either. the Rose MARY RANSFORD, will my three points I made in basketball to Shirley Lancaster as she will need them next year. MARY JUNE ROOD, leave for the 'wide open spaces' with a convertible, boat, motor-scooter, and a boy with a crew cut. SHIRLEY SPRAY, leave my recently shorn pony tall to Billy who's been trying to grow one for years. MIKE SHEPARD, feel very fortunate to leave. Lancaster, ALICE SLAVIN, leave my ability to fight with Sam Riney on the school bus--and win--to Ginger Nitti, who really doesn't need it since she usually wins her fights anyway. JOH SMITH, will my ability to drag race my car without breaking an axle to Jim Forrester. seen in band next year. VADA JO ANN STOCKDALE, leave my eating manners to Shirley Lancaster. ROBERT SWEARINGEN, will my height to Chipper Harris so that he can be LELAND TIPPETT, leave my chrome plated, high-speed, windshield wiper knob to Mr. Powell in case he wants to take his Buick to the race track this summer. GLDHGE TOuNSEND, will m cruiser fender skirts to une next person wha wants them, because he'll steal them anyway. I, DICK WEBBER, will to anyone who wants it, my position in the lunch line, which, thanks to Mr. Franklin, I never had to begin with. I, LARRY WESTHOFF, leave for the Twilight Zone. I, RUSSELL WESTHOFF, will my ability in track to uMoosen Radar. I, LEREA WOODS, will my ability to get pepsis during driver's training class to anyone who is lucky enough to get by with it. I, ROSALYN WOODS, will my locker to anyone who s crazy enough to take it when I get through with it.

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY Two of America's most brilliant scientists were sent to our space station for further work. They are Doctors Karen Adams and John Lager. Upon arrival Karen's only remark was, nCozy isn't it?n John agreed. Dr. Alberta Aldridge, a famous woman teacher at Harvard, today gave her famous lecture on the correct diameter of a period. Dorothy Alexander, after many years of hard work, has won her wings-- her halo comes much later. Helen Anthony, Miss America of 1963, was today quoted, UI long for the farm so I can battle the cattle.n The wealthy owner of the 50,000 acre Willow Branch Farm, John Aylward recently by the use of his incredible business ability, cornered the world market for willow switches. His wife, Leslie, used the Sl00,000 profit to buv Antartica as a cool summer residence. The noted car driver, Jim Baker, just won the Indianapolis speed race. The race was a close one, but Jim managed to win by using a rub- ber band to replace his broken fan belt and his A.B.C. gum to plug up a hole in his fuel tank. Three cheers for Jim, he is finally using his head. Having graduated from Gem City Business College, M133 Louise Baker 15 now looking for a good boss's lap to sit on ---- for dictations, of Course' Kenny Boyer, world renowned tuba player, was forced to cancel a private concert for Gina Lollabridgida because his horn was found to be plugged up with his old wads of bubble gum. The former Norma Bradford has just finished barber school and is now ready to start practicing on her little Rineys I John Clatt, a rising track star, broke the record for the 100 ard d sh a today, but when asked for a comment, he said, nwhat do you meag I broke a record, I was just warming up?N Roger Brigz's space cruiser was last contacted h - somew ere close to Padgeit Crater on the moon. argaret Clatt, a beautiful waitress at the Br D b ledkat by Maurice Chevalier while serving him his cgggaggrsigwwggdwggig- -ac . To the surprise of all, James Conklin became a state troo Per. when ggggdtgsgohe chose this profession, he replied, nIf you can't beat them, Ronnie Corwin, courageous interceptor pilot for the U.S. Air Force, riding Percy's, his seventeenth child, tricycle todav. Judy quickly repaired the damage by applying a band-AID to the deep Kentucky mountains, Tommy Crawford, went business. He was soon a wealthy man. He said who was wounded while However, his wife After moving into the used car n the mountain boys found out how many things they could do with a car, they went like hotcakes. After years of hard work, Bonnie Dalton has accomplished her life- long dream, she and her husband not only have ends meeting, they are over- lapping. Last night Diana Davidson, a world famous animation artist, received Ser gifth academy award for the walt Disney studios. As an extra bonus, r d .tn sney presented her with a gold plaque saying, NThird Vice-Presi- en . Delbert Drummond, well-known stock car driver, was asked to what he accredited his victories. He said the hot air tube hooked from his mouth to the carburetor. Jack Dunn, well-known pursurer of the female race,was today conquered bv the ravishing Hollywood beauty, Sue Croley. ' The amazing pro-basketball star, Kent Dunn, just broke another re- cord for points scored during a game. When questioned about it, he said, Gosh, it was noth1n'.