Memphis High School - Sandburr Yearbook (Memphis, MO)

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SENIOR CLASS PROP!-IECY The famous artist, wa 1 loothless Berges, unve led his 'Modern Mona Lisa' at the famed New York Art Institute His model was none other than Kay Kutzner. Janet Blake, famous for her discovery of the new wonder drug Gamma gamma epilson, left for her secret lab this morning She said she was going to find some use for it now Larry Bloomfield, famed animal husbandry specialist, succeeded in cross breeding a goat and an owl The result a Hootin'nanny When asked for a comment, he replied, 'Shucks, it war nuttin' n Federal Agents succeeded in finding Larry Boyer's still under the spillwa at the Memphis Municipal Lake He was heard screaming before being put away, How far is this from Bering? The notorious gangster, Michael Bradley, was cornered in a deserted warehouse in downtown Dallas Saturday The law enforcement officers suffered heavy casualties during the eight hour gun battle Mike eventually escaped The famed salt and pepper shaker collection of John Ronald Conklin, President of the Keokuk Daily Gate City, was stolen while he vacationed at his summer re treat in Hitt It was rumored to be worth SOO billion dollars Elizabeth Connor started a new T V, series entitled 'Goona, Queen of the ungle The famed airialist, Barbara Cook, fell 80 feet during a performance in Madison Square Garden She suffered a broken fingernail and was unable to finish the act 'Bernadine ' Cossel recently returned from Plumerville, Arkansas She said, I Betty Crawford, Linda Crawford, Mary Ann Darr, Joanne Cone, and Crystal Watson the famous 'Big Three plus Two , better known as the nFearless Five', have devel oped a new policy for old maids It is nLove 'em and Leave 'em Martha Eichelberger won a total of twenty trillion dollars on the quiz show nB1g Joken She was asked what she would do with it, and her reply WI'll spend it stupid N Dashing Dewayne 'Tugboatn Fryrear, Terror of the Speedways, was arrested for speeding through Arbela He told the arresting officer, 'Those high compression hub caps will do it every time Glen Garrett made his thirty first successful dive into a wet sponge from 102 feet His secret big sponge, mighty big sponge Head of the Physics Department of the Smithsonian Institute, Dr Giblin and his associates, Professor Harrington and Professor Snodgrass, devised a tool to re move splinters They call it a needle Famous woman wrestler, Donna Grav ruptured a blood vessel in her big toe Set urday night preparing to throw her 300 pound opponent out of the ring Eva Heaton, world famous rocket pilot, just returned from a trip around Pluto She verified the fact that it wasn't a dog Phil Hicks buys all of Northeast Missouri From all indications he is quite wealthy Famous explorer, Dale Holman, discovered a new diamond deposit somewhere between Arbela and Milton He won't say where it is or what 1t's worth, but from all indications 1t's really a find I, Urn ll i . I1 .ll - N . J . . . n like this idea of more than one steady.n N A .- O In an . .n

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Richard Holton, famous farmer of North ast Iis ouri, rais d a corn crop that ieldei sooo bushel to th acre When asled why he 1ldn't raise more he told us, 'T1at's all the round I had N LeRoy Huff, own r of the nRunnin Kathy Ranchn thlt covers th major Dart of Texls, 15 said to be thin ine bout selling out The reason nI'm getting tlred of runnlng Tarry nBashfuln Hymes lS still a bachelor after tryinv for the past five vears to meet a nirl His explanation was simple I just don't know what to s y to them Joan Kraus, famed woman reporter, was captured by Com unist police whlle trying to sneak documentary films out of Fussia She had been employed bv Lower Slob ovla Sam Lay, rising vounv movie star, has been offered a T V series entitled HH0t Rod Kid He's wondering who squealed on him John VcCoy, famed inland wat r way explorer, 1 reported mis ine His yacht yet been found D n Harkley finished itina his book nThe Iorld's Great tomoosers He said th t he got his inspiration from Music Anpreclation durinr h s senior year at Memphis High His next book is entitled, 'Operas As I Sees 'Em H 'Machine vunn Marcia Meeks rolled the Memphis bank for two billion dollars A reward of five billion dollars has been offered Richard Miller opened at the Sands Hotel in Las Vegas as a comedian Pe said, ' 'm doinv what comes natcheral Leroy Iorgan, the richest farmer in hissouri, developed a new type of meat H ls it Borkn A cross between beef and pork Gereral John T Morrison resigned his post Saturday after saylnv, nThose young unks can't keep up with me Richard Payne, wealthy banker, committed suicide last week The reason is Justifiable The grader ditch that runs by the road that leads to Betty Craw ford's house was muddy and Nr Payne wot stuck in it Virginla Rader bought out Pepsi Cola after saving pop bottles for five years She comxented, 'I could have bought more, but I busted some of my bottles throw in? tn m at Paul ' New York playboy, Harry Ransford, dev'sed a new dance step that is now sweepinn the na ion It's called the Mambo Bongo Rock and Roll Two Step Minuet It takes some concentration to perform Roberta Rowe, famous track star for the U S , pole vaulted 20 feet in a recent track meet Father Schenk compelled our ablest seaman to give up the Navy Calvin refused at first but was persuaded by a flyinr refrigerator It seems that Esther has been taking a Charles Atlas Course Merrill Simerl opened her own restaurant last week She calls it nMert's sash and terry Malt Shop Strictly a hang out for Teenacers Mary Deane Tippett, famous woman stock car driver, broke the heat barrier in a brown and white '55 Chevy She said that some hot rodder had taught her to drive. ' e 1 s e y 1 ' e . . 1 . 'E U 5 . . e v 1 e 1 ' 'r q Q I L U u D . ...... . L A. .H J f . . J J U , . g y ......H a H . N t' . kv I A A L 1 U Q t .J ' ' ' N l I . n I e - A s ,, s ,. nKoolshake IIN was found abandoned in the Crawford Slough. No trace of him has I o - wr J V ' L N. a ' , ' J 1 I . . ' -' 1 1 . D . - . O I A I ll I J . 'Z ' A 6 cal a 0 A I . .J p , .n ' O . . - n L D 5-J I I n 1 ' - 1 .4 Q .'e .' . v 4' Q t . . - - - - - - - . - . l I M I S . .J ' I . ' A '1 I1 I J O 0 A -