Memphis High School - Sandburr Yearbook (Memphis, MO)

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SENIOR CLASS PROP!-IECY The famous artist, wa 1 loothless Berges, unve led his 'Modern Mona Lisa' at the famed New York Art Institute His model was none other than Kay Kutzner. Janet Blake, famous for her discovery of the new wonder drug Gamma gamma epilson, left for her secret lab this morning She said she was going to find some use for it now Larry Bloomfield, famed animal husbandry specialist, succeeded in cross breeding a goat and an owl The result a Hootin'nanny When asked for a comment, he replied, 'Shucks, it war nuttin' n Federal Agents succeeded in finding Larry Boyer's still under the spillwa at the Memphis Municipal Lake He was heard screaming before being put away, How far is this from Bering? The notorious gangster, Michael Bradley, was cornered in a deserted warehouse in downtown Dallas Saturday The law enforcement officers suffered heavy casualties during the eight hour gun battle Mike eventually escaped The famed salt and pepper shaker collection of John Ronald Conklin, President of the Keokuk Daily Gate City, was stolen while he vacationed at his summer re treat in Hitt It was rumored to be worth SOO billion dollars Elizabeth Connor started a new T V, series entitled 'Goona, Queen of the ungle The famed airialist, Barbara Cook, fell 80 feet during a performance in Madison Square Garden She suffered a broken fingernail and was unable to finish the act 'Bernadine ' Cossel recently returned from Plumerville, Arkansas She said, I Betty Crawford, Linda Crawford, Mary Ann Darr, Joanne Cone, and Crystal Watson the famous 'Big Three plus Two , better known as the nFearless Five', have devel oped a new policy for old maids It is nLove 'em and Leave 'em Martha Eichelberger won a total of twenty trillion dollars on the quiz show nB1g Joken She was asked what she would do with it, and her reply WI'll spend it stupid N Dashing Dewayne 'Tugboatn Fryrear, Terror of the Speedways, was arrested for speeding through Arbela He told the arresting officer, 'Those high compression hub caps will do it every time Glen Garrett made his thirty first successful dive into a wet sponge from 102 feet His secret big sponge, mighty big sponge Head of the Physics Department of the Smithsonian Institute, Dr Giblin and his associates, Professor Harrington and Professor Snodgrass, devised a tool to re move splinters They call it a needle Famous woman wrestler, Donna Grav ruptured a blood vessel in her big toe Set urday night preparing to throw her 300 pound opponent out of the ring Eva Heaton, world famous rocket pilot, just returned from a trip around Pluto She verified the fact that it wasn't a dog Phil Hicks buys all of Northeast Missouri From all indications he is quite wealthy Famous explorer, Dale Holman, discovered a new diamond deposit somewhere between Arbela and Milton He won't say where it is or what 1t's worth, but from all indications 1t's really a find I, Urn ll i . I1 .ll - N . J . . . n like this idea of more than one steady.n N A .- O In an . .n