Middleborough High School - Timaron Yearbook (Middleborough, MA)

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MEMORIAL HIGH SCHOOL Talk about your miracles! We hear that ANTHONY PAWLAK is a Captain in the Navy and has a girl in every port! DONALD MOQUIN has made a name for himself in the economic world. He has devised a new plan which is a two day working week with more pay. RICHARD CLARK has been named inventor of the year for his invention of a new type of radio. It even cooks his breakfast in the morn- ing! DOUGLAS EDWARDS we hear has just finished re-enacting the battle of Hastings as history teacher in Middleboro High School. Barnum and Bailey's circus has recently an- nounced the giving of a ten thousand dollar contract for ten years to a local boy named DONALD GARBITT. We hear this gives the clown section added zest! CHARLES JOHNSON has recently taken over Ocean Spray Cranberry Company. We under- stand Charles is hard at work developing a 90 proof Cranberry Cocktail. Good luck, Charlie. The A84 P has been taken over by our own BILL KENNEDY, however, DAVE BECKER and his First National is giving Bill stiff competi- tion. We hear that Cadillac sales have risen con- siderably since DONALD MCNEILL has taken over the agency. He says the Cadillac sells itself. EDDIE MORRISSEY now has his own radio program entitled, l Always Wanted to Play the Piano. We love his perseverance. RICHARD PICONE has been appointed Secre- tary of Agriculture and immediately he has started a cooperative union. Good work, Dick. What with the appointment of the new Sec- retary of Agriculture, DAVID BLANCHARD, LAURENCE COWAN, RICHARD HOLT, and JAMES ORRAL have started their own move- ment. Already potatoes are down three cents. We always knew you could do it boys! The Boston Marathon was won this year by our own RICHARD RAY. Dick broke the previ- ous record formally held by another M.H.S. graduate, ALLAN NORRIS. The Leaper took defeat graciously as usual. MORGAN STETS is currently starring in the new MGM picture, The Sheik of Araby. We understand Morgan takes the part of the Sheik. Good old M.H.S. training. FRANK WHITNEY has recently produced an- other great Broadway show. We understand that it is a sequel to the Red Shoes entitled The Red Hair. We hear he's doing O. Kay! Twenty-seven GEORGE YARUSITES has recently opened up his Model Photographers Shop. Real live girls too! My George, how you've changed! Bashful JOHN ARNOLD is teaching in Vassar. We understand that his Phys. Ed. class has established a new attendance record. Small wonder! PAUL CALLAN has been appointed Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. He says he owes it all to his training as president of the Student Council of M.H.S. JAMES GOTHAM who was always interested in flowers has developed a new variety. He calls it The Gotham Rose. WILBERT LARsON has been doing quite a few things since he left Middleboro High School. He has just written a new book entitled, How To Do Nothing In One Easy Lesson. ALFRED DE ARRUDA who has just opened up his dairy farm has given I-Iood's Milk stiff competition. We hear that milk bottle produc- tion has gone sky high! Good work Al! From reliable sources GEORGE HARTLEY is to be our next president. He is currently head of the largest political machine in the country. He says he owes all his success to Mr. Bernard. Quiet JOHN MALTAIS has been given the award for being the United States most success- ful farmer. We hear he plans to be appointed Secretary of Agriculture next year. Good luck, John! TIMOTHY MONTGOMERY and JOHN MOR- GAN have decided to go out and see the world. The last we heard they had hit Bridgewater. Keep going, boys! WALTER MCCRILLIS has recently taken over as the head of West Point. We hear his dis- cipline is terrific! ROBERT WILSON, RICHARD TANGUAY and ANTHONY SILVIA have really gone in for farm- ing. Their motto is, if it grows, we have it. JOANNE BAKER, who made the first success- ful rocket flight to the moon, is now on the planet Mars. From last report she has con- vinced the Emperor to stop throwing those fly- ing saucers which have mystified the earth since way back in 1950. That well-known fashion illustrator for Vogue, ANN KUPPERS, has been doing a little designing on the side. She has revolutionized fashion with a design called The Old Look, by which woman looks like a woman, and man looks at woman. It seems to be becoming pop- ular for some reason.

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Twenty-six THE CENTENNIAI.-1950 CAM P010 QC? ki' 1 JASON ANDREWS, prominent Massachusetts Institute of Technology biologist, has discovered the basis of protoplasm. Protoplasm is consid- ered the basis of all life. DAVID BECKER has just bought controlling shares in the First National Chain. This will enable him to continue the chain into Mexico as he has planned. ROBERT BOUTIN, President of Boutin Con- struction Company, has just announced that he was granted the contract for building a super highway from New York to San Francisco. lt has been announced that ROBERT CORTI has become second vice-president of United States Steel. This has climaxed his rapid climb in the business world. RONALD FALCONEIRI, prominent Boston veterinary, is now residing in California. He was called there to care for one of Bing Cros- by's ailing race horses. FREDERICK BARRY GOVE, New York T imer Correspondent has been awarded the Pulitzer Prize for journalism. His scoop was an inter- view with Joe Stalin at the Kremlin. RICHARD HOULII-IAN, Boston Celtic hoop ace, scored 1526 points this season. This sets an all time professional basketball scoring record. The Coast Guard Cutter Northwind, under the command of Commander STUART JOHN- SON, successfully rescued all the survivors of the sinking steamer Victoria This could bing him the Navy Cross. RICHARD KYROUZ is now planning a net- work of super highways for the State of Massa- chusetts. He is consultant engineer for the State Highway Department. A practical process of painless dentistry has been discovered. This revolutionary discovery was made by ALAN LINDSAY only after four years of hard research. A tunnel connecting Wisconsin and Mich- igan is being constructed under Lake Michigan. The technical work for this extremely difficult job is being done by BRUCE MATHESON, world famous engineer. WILLIAM PENNIMAN is now chief accoun- tant for the Prudential Life Insurance Company. This job has him visiting the offices of the Company in several large eastern cities. The office of ROBERT RILEY, the business manager for the John Hancock Life Insurance Company, is now located in the john Hancock Building in Boston. He is in charge of New England Sales. The University of Notre Dame Athletic De- partment has announced that PAUL ROBERTS has been elected to succeed the retiring Frank Lahey as football coach. Roberts is expected to continue his fine coaching record at Notre Dame. After his 27 wins - 3 losses pitching record, Boston Red Sox hurler ROBERT TECENO has been awarded the American League Most Valu- able Player Award. DUANE WHEELER, an employee of the New York State Accounting Department has been named Manager of the Department. This ap- pointment came after Wheeler had been in the State's employ only two years. RAYMOND WOOD is now travelling through- out the Mid-west as a salesman for the Wilson Sporting Goods Company. It is rumored that he may soon be promoted to the front office. LESTER BRIGGS, JOHN HARTLEY, RICHARD MCNEIL and FREDERICK STAPLES have formed a cooperative truck garden. They are now mak- ing daily deliveries to the Faneuil Hall Market in Boston. DANIEL DUCEY has become manager of the new Super A.8cP. in Brockton. He was man- ager of the Taunton A. 8: P. when the appoint- ment came. NICHOLAS MARTIN, the best dressed man in the senior class is now residing in California. He is acting consultant for the men's wardrobe department of Warner Brothers Studio. MELVIN HANSON is now connected with the art department of Erquire magazine. He has replaced Varga and is also making calendars on the side. GEORGE PROVONCHE, also connected with this department is attending beauty con- tests throughout the country seeking talent for Hanson's creations. The stock shares of the Washington Red- skins Football Team have soared with the ac- quisition of JOHN DANIELSON, All-American college ace. This should enhance their chances in the coming gridiron campaign.

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Twenty-eight ANITA MENDALL is a free lance commercial artist. She prefers it that way because she can get around more and see more people. Anita, who lives on Coke only, does, however, do all the ads and billboards -for that company in appreciation to them for Inventing coke. FRANCES GREENE, Lord and fI'aylor's inun- ber one buyer is in Paris selecting Americas clothes for next year. Says Fran, It's more darn fun spending all this money that belongs to someone else! JOAN ZILONIS is the Florence Nightingale of Mass. General Hospital where she not only takes care of her patients' medicinal needs, but she also sings them to sleep every night. I In her dark mysterious laboratory, SOPHIE SOWYRDA, bacteriologist at large Cbug research- er, that ish is about to reveal her discoveries on the life and loves of the American wood tick. Scientists are waiting with bated breath for the release of this pertinent data. Fibber McGee, when he picks up his tele- phone, no longer says ls that you .My1't? NO, he now says Is that you. Babe? since ELINOR GATES has become a telephone operator. BETTY ERWIN has been made head clerk in the First National Bank of Boston. The reason for her promotion was due to her fine detective work in solving the series of Brink's robberies that started in New England some years ago. KATHY POWERS and BARBARA SMITH are doing a thriving business with their nurses clinic. One goes out collecting patients from door to door, and the other patches them up. They hope to have a chain of clinics across the country within a few years. When a call came from the government for registered nurses, NANCY RICE immediately volunteered her services. The nurses were as- signed to various sections of the country to serve as general medical supervisors over .each district. Nancy is now in Califomia administer- ing medicine to Van Johnson, Clark Gable, and Kirk Douglas who, she says, will never get well if she can help it. We see a huge pile of letters, gold pieces, blue ribbons and medals, on top of which sits the famous authoress of the 20th Century, ELIZABETH HOWARD. Contemplaring the re- wards Of her latest best seller, When Banana Peels are Falling, lll Come Slipping Back to You, she knows her name will evermore be remembered in the held of literature. JOAN DUPRE has become NOREEN O'MELIA'S partner. Joannie is a surgical nurse, and Noreen, as a biology teacher has need of THE CENTENNIAI.-1950 such an associate. Together they have revealed many new facts concerning the gullet of the paremecium, and are at present finishing various tests on one of their old high school classmates to prove that he is the Missing Link. JANET SANTIN, recently appointed child spe- cialist at John Hopkins Hospital, tells the doc- trine she follows which marks her success in her field, The best way to develop a child's character is to apply a pat on the back often and low enough. JEANNE MATHEWS, who went to Washing- ton after graduation, has been named Secretary of the Year by the President's Cabinet. She is the first secretary to take less than five years to type up the U. S. Census. CLAIRE CALDWELL, and VIOLA SHOWERS with their husbands have set up housekeeping in trailers and are doing what they always wanted to do-travel the world. I-IAzEL GUIDABONI has been offered the job of heading the Home EC. department of the new high school. She has readily accepted and, remembering her own days at M.H.S., she prom- ises a piece of her famous fudge cake as a bonus to those who will put their milk bottles where they belong each day. LOIS WASHBURN whose Hne work as a mis- sionary has taken her to deepest, darkest Africa, is bringing many sheep into the fold there, and the flame Of Christianity in that savage domain is kindled by this worthy missionary. Whenever you're in New York, anyone will tell you the best place to find a bite to eat. The most popular cafe, the one with the tastiest food is waiting for you under the proprietor- ship of KATHY SYLVIA and her N. Y. cousin. JANE WHITEHEAD, registered nurse is cur- rently the sensation of St. Luke's Hospital. Be- fore an operation she tells the patient a joke and her laughing gas puts him to sleep. Thus she saves the hospital money and makes taking anesthetics a pleasure. DOLORES VERONESI announces that there is an empty attic for rent. She is moving out, since her first art exhibition was such a success. Special rates are offered to struggling artists. CAROLYN ALGER, that mighty tycoon of Wall Street has recently cornered the monopoly on Steam Ship lines. She announces that in the 1990 reunion of the Class of '50, the class trip will be around the world, and all former stu- dents will travel free of charge in the best style in the Alger steam boats. FRANNY JONES, so famous in high school days, has acquired new fame and this week, she