Middleborough High School - Timaron Yearbook (Middleborough, MA)

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If Class of Thir )i, soiiio one to open the innninerable windows which refuse to be opened. In a si)eeial le acy to Freddy Ehlridge, we do give Roficr Matthews ' Number Tens, in order tluit the aforesaid Freddy ' s tiny feet may become biji ' enough to stand upon. In a separate legacy from Frederic Allen, we do give to Thomas AVest all the grace of said Allen, to use in his future toe dancing. In a special legacy from John MacDona ' d. we leave his endless store of wise-cracks to Staulej ' Benson, hoping that said Benson may become his worthy successor as the class amusement. The Senior Class, in a sjiecial legacy from Stanley Menowsky, will give to anyone in- (piiring for such, the aforementioned Menow- slvv ' s formula for becoming a Pro Merito — by causing tlie worst disturbance of anyone in the class. In a very special legacy from Alexander Heath, we do give and bequeath to Al ' Mitchell. tlie floor in Student Body meet- ings. In a very special legacy from Viola Cas- well, Ave do leave with the pianist in future music periods, all the excess talent of said Viola. It will surely be needed ! In a special legacy from Gerry Stafford, the Senior Class of 1930, does give her lady- like manners and retiring disposition to Lemira Smith, so that she may act as the or- dinary female should. In a very particular legacy to Howard Robbins, tlie class of 1930 bcfjueaths the out- standing masculinity of Jinnny Brooks, tc as.sure success in liolding down his footba ' I captaincj of next year. In a separate legacy, we leave with Robert Tobey, the secret of Elwin Hanson ' s charm- ing and captivating way with women. In a special legacy from the members of the Senior Play Cast, we do bequeath to the Juniors their unequalled talent, in order that they may have the success of thf present Senior Class. In a very special legacy to Merle Wash- burn, we do give the athletic ability to earn a real M for his sweater. In a separate legacy from the Heath broth- ers, we do leave to anyone who wants it, theii ' ability to wreck a car thoroughly without a smash-up. In the last special legacj ' , we do give and bequeath to Donald Kraus the phenomenal power of lud Medeiros to sleep in any class and appear to be Avide aAvake. We do hereby ai)point i Ir. Walter (1. Hicks sole executor of this will and testament. Signed in the i)resence of tlie.se honest hvt mentally unbalanced witnesses: Edward Casey, Kenneth Lakey and LaAvrence Boehme. SAVorn befoi-e Justice of the Peace, Honorable Francis V. (Jurley. ■4 25

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1 1 Class of T jrf;!! Last Will and Testament of the Class of 1930 ALBERTO P. CHASE [E the Senior Cass of Memorial High School, do bequeath to the Fresh- man Class, our superior intelligence, unlimited knowledge, and years of experience, for the special benefit of the aforesaid class, which will without doubt, need said qualities, in order to successfully finish the four years of unending studies and activities which are in store for them. We, the Class of 1930, do leave to Mrs. Brawn, a position in some High School, which will be a better school than the won- derful Brockton High. In a special legacy from V. Norman Land- strom and Polly Drevinsky, we do bequeath to such unfortunate individuals as Andrew Pasztor, George Nolan, Peanut Allen, Stan- ley Sinosky, Wilfred Benoit and all others of the same stature, all the superfluous height and breadth of the said Landstrom and Dre- vinsky, so that some day these individuals may compare favorably with the present illustrious cla.ss. In a separate and special legacy from Milton Jones, we do give and bequeath his knowledge of seamanship to Red McCar- thy, so that he may become ecjual to Jones in using nautical terms. In a very special legacy from Stanley Ware, we do bequeath to all tho.se who may become afflicted with the disease of puppi- lovitis, the landing on the back stairway, to use in case of rain or cold weather. In a separate legacy from the Senior boys in Room 21 at fifth i;erio(l, we leave a s ' . ' t o ' l falsewhiskers and a course in a Correspond- ence School for Detectives to Mr. Hyman, to aid in his already magnificent work in finding fault. We, the wonderful Senior Class, do give, in a hopeful spirit, to all thoie who wish to become auctioneers or radio broadcasters, the unbeatable voice and untiring set of lungs of Hazel Maxim. In a particular legacy to Mr. Goodwin, IMel Wi ' bur leaves all his used and second-hand tooth-picks to be used in the furnace, so that in the winter months to come, the rooms on the North side of the building shaH not be used as refrigerators. In a separate legacy from Charlotte Smit ' i and Ted Eayrs, we do bequeath and transfer their beautiful romance of long-standing, to Russell Eaton and Margaret Pearce, in. the hopes that it may turn out as well. In a special legacy to Austin AVard, we do leave the perseverance and ambition of Charles i Iayhew, in order that, said Ward may in time rise to the position of a normal student. In a separate legacy to tiie i)upils of future Commercial Geography classes we do be- (jueath the charming manners and hehavioi ' of Roger Weston. AVe, the exalted Senior Class, do give and bequeath all remaining funds in our Treas- ury, for the repairing of the many cracks and holes in the plastering and also to employ 24

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Walter Sampson Chapter of Pro Merito Society I ' rinciixil-Eineritiis Walter Sampson, J ' riiicjpal Alfred R. Mack, President F. Eayrs, N. Landstrom, N. Thibault, C. Smith, H. Maxim, V. Caswell, A. Wood, S. Menowsky, G. Stafford, A. Fabbri, G. Snowden, M. Caswell, E. Nielson, V. Sass, S. Ware, N. Fowler, P, Stafford, P. Drevinsky, F. Carey. ■4 26