St Marys Memorial High School - Mirror Yearbook (St Marys, OH)

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l eb? N .av u msvq . Y. Qi 5 i MISS SMITH, with her smiling Irish eyes and her smiling Irish temper, is one of our favorite teachers. Her hobby is driving her car Cas fast as possiblej. She is now wasting time teaching history to the frosh and sophomores. ......,...l MR. KOENIG is engaged in the apparently hopless task of teaching English to the Seniors. His greatest ambition is to play Shylock, and -sh-he's too fat to dance. Collier's is my Bible. I shall not want the Post. It maketh me to listen to my radio on Sunday evening. For further information see article 102 in the Century Handbook. ini MISS BAY- For me an aim I never botherg I rime for fun. Miss Bay is one of our teachers of whom we are justly proud. After going to school in Wapak, she came here to teach, which proves that she knows a good school when she sees one. Hobbies. poetry-especially poetry, good English, and automobiles, including steel and cast iron bearings, and shatter-proof Windshields. M-,T MISS DUNAN was born in the city of St. Marys, in the State of Ignorance, where she was brought up. just in time, tho, she roused herself from this blissful state and betook herself to VVestern College, at Oxford. She is now engaged in teaching freshmen and sophomores very elementary English. -...M MR. FRAMPTON was born at Frazeysburg, Ohio, attended prep school and was a notorious athlete. Altho he has been married 27 years, his bald spot is quite small, and he still has opinions of his own. lVe find him a highly respected teacher in Memorial Hi. ' T-T MISS SLABAUGH-the chief potato slinger of the school. She also teaches the girls to rip hemstrings. Or, for your gentler under- standing, the teacher of domestic science. She used to teach biology. but she quit because it was too hard to tell the underclassmen from the worms. .........,..,l MISS HIPP, the darling of the faculty, is beginning to tire of being pestered and rushed by all the boys Cfaculty, seniors, and otherwisej. We understand that she is going on a trip to Europe soon, and we suppose that she will complete her education in Paris. MR. REED, the maker of champions, is our local Knute Rockne. He started here three years ago, and what did he do the first thing but get married. He often does funny things like that. His favorite pastime is drilling us seniors in gym. MISS BRANDON is not a native of St. Marys, but she came here willing to do her part in spreading education where it was least needed. She came from Celina, for which we don't blame her. qw -15-

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j 'umnn0'l' 5 X h YW 'Za' H ia ,, ' ttf! 'ti 5 john Van Cleve A B Gertrude Geiger, A. B. Nellie A. Prichard Sh i ' ' ' Edith Slabaugh, B. S lfnglish--lirench Secretary . N. mme ,. . .' llome Economics Capital University Lima Business College U'l'Yef?'tY of lrglmd Ohio State University Ohio btate University ' Our Faculty tVVith a couple of apologies to the 1914 Mirrorj Faculty Motto: They Shall Not Pass MR. MCBROOM- Charles Curtis talias Cusless Causticl Blcliroom is our esteemed Superintendent, a product of Mercer County, emanating in the era betwixt the llred Scott decision and lluereta's retreat. His personality was marked from the first. Vocal traits vault him to a place aloneftaught district school, etc., etc., with results now evident. lle's not merely the chip off the old blockg he's the old block himself. l-..- MR. CANDLER- A supersaturated mixture of Irish, llutch, Scotch, English, Swiss. French and Welsh opened his wee eyes some years ago in Bluffton, Ohio. He was considered a bright star at Hlutf- ton, but oh, how he blufft'um. lie gives demerits for day-dreaming. and credits for star-gazing. l.-.1 MISS WILLIAMS- l7oinina XYilliams-has always been a deli- cate refined little lady, with the keenest of intellect which polishes her expression both verbally and facially.--ller 'maximae' knowledge aids many struggling 'liberi' in difficult educational straits. XYe find her as mistress of the Latin domain tand the only person who dare defy the superintendentj i, -Y - I4 - -wwf -A

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gilgmmmm mw ml h l 4 9 is 5' ll p iw ' fs , 11.1 qi . S gl .nv -ll l ', r , ,-lp 1 Q . 9 WS MR. HASLER- Most men are bad. Mr. Hasler, the chicken tamer, has two major interests in life. One is his chicken hatchery and the other is-ah, but no one must know the other one. He is doing his bit to relieve the farm problem-what to do with the farmers. MR. VAN CLEVE- The mold is lost wherein he was made. Prof is the Hi-Y faculty advisor and a swell guy. The trouble with him is that he is too outspoken. In fact, he is outspoken by a num- ber of people we know. We bet that many a young damsel has sighed for him, only to find that he is married. MISS GEIGER-We are proud of Miss Geigerg she is the only teacher in school who dares sport a boyish bob. Her basketball play- ing was the envy of many a co-ed on the Capital campus. She has been teaching the girls how to play marbles gratis for the last three years. .1111- MR. IENNINGS-Since he is a preacher's son, we tried to dig up all the scandal we could about him. But lo! his life was as pure and spotless as a little lamb. We can only submit these facts: he is young, eligible, has red hair, the darlingest freckles you ever saw, and is the junior Hi-Y faculty advisor. And who said nobody blushed any more? MR. YUUNG is our intellectual manual training teacher. He has a swell way of relieving his anger. When he gets mad at a student, he swears at the pupil with such big words that the pupil doesn't know what he means, saving Jake's skin. MISS ANDREWS, finding herself dragged down by the dull society of our neighbor city of Celina, came to St. Marys, well recommended. No one has ever been able to prophesy what Miss Andrews will do next. She is very original and furnished entertainment for everyone in the high school. PEARCE-Genius has shown itself early for this aspiring young band master. His music lessons have inspired and incited fran- tic audiences all over the building. He is also an imported specimen, coming from Greenville. ig... MISS KOHLER-Although she likes St. Marys, her heart is in Iowa, out where the corn grows as big as telegraph poles-and out where the mud begins. She would gladly have all jazz orchestras and jazz composers boiled in oil and then hanged. One reason why the glee clubs have gone insane-the coo-coo-coo vocalizing. i.-1... MISS MILLER-Sacrifices much time and energy for the sake of the school, being proof reader of the Mirror. She will not be with us long, as she is about to become a better half. G nam -16-