Melmore High School - Reflector Yearbook (Melmore, OH)

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61444 prophecy One dreary rarnrng evenrng rn I975 I hobbled over to my colored televrsron set rn search of entertarnment I flrpped on the swrtch, sank rnto my favorrte firesrde charr, and was soon greeted by the boomrng vorce ofthe announce usherrng rn THIS IS YOI IR LIFE Much to my amazement, the emcee was none other than the renown Jack Robrnson who on thrs partrcular rng was payrng homage to an old colleague of hrs who had lust drscovered the lost lrnk rn the evolutron of mankrnd A dapper, bearded gentleman slumped up to the camera and spoke hesrtantl People thrs rs a great prrvrlege In an rnstant I knew rt was that noted scholar and screntrst Srr Clarence Kocher As the program contrnued, rt was a thrrll for me for before the cameras paraded all of Bud s old frrends all members of the graduatrng class of 55 of Eden Local School Frrst came a classmate who had made a name for herself rn scrence frctron and who had lust recently returned from her thrrty seventh trrp to the moon In fact, I could see the sparklrng of moonbeams rn her harr Her name oh, yes, Evron Collrns Speakrng of the moon brought forth two young ladres who were preparrnq for a trrp to that celestral body wrth a unrt of entertarners to amuse the moon men Elnora Hushour and Chrrstrne SVSU Phrllrps Drrver of that space bound vehrcle was to be one who had earned a reputatron for dare devrl drrvrng Sharon Thompson At thrs reference of entertarnment, before the camera came the man who had replaced Arthur Godfrey He had won a place rn every housewrfe s heart wrth hrs homespun yarns The emcee rntroduced Drck Shook Wrth hrm was hrs own announcer, renown for hrs extensrve vocabulary flashy cars, and hrs lrmrtless knowledge Eugene Shuey, who had recently composed a novel of alphabet soup letters There was a flurry offstage, I could wrtness the arrrval of a sophrstrcated frgure ablaze wrth dramonds and smotherrng rn mrnk The audrence sent forth a thunderrng applause Everyone recognrzed the star of radro, stage, and televrsron, now starrrng rn John s Wrfe s Other John Irene Romanko Behrnd her carryrng a candelabra and vrolrn came Janrce Zregler, her constant companron Comrng before the camera now was a person who had made the headlrnes recently by collectrng the greatest number of soap wrappers and thus wrnnrng an all expense pard trrp to Srberra Mary Lanes Next rn order of appearance were two rndrvrduals who were makrng a fortune wrth therr donkey basketball teams Janrce Scott and Bonnre Lord 22 Y Q Q Q Q Q Q Q I Q I Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q . Q Q r Q . Q Q Q I Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q ,I Q Q Q Q U Q Q Q Q I ' I Q Q Q Q Q Q Q l I Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q - . . Q Q Q Q Q Q - Q Q Q Q Q Q Q v - Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q I Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q 'Q Q Q Q Q Q Q H I Q I H - Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q

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61455 W I Evron Colluns wrll my pony tall to any TGIIISSS pony that needs It Elnora I-lushour wlll my abul ty to stand up fhlle playing basletball to my brother Butch Shrrlef Cwnngs will my abul ty not to make sense to the few teachers Vv nm e rt Madonna Kirkwood wrll my abllrty as a malorette for five years to the or omung malorettes Chrlstlne Phlllrps will my abrllty to take up class time by getting my finger caught to next years American Irterature class I .loan Goshe wrll my abllnty to get along with teachers to my brother Ronald I Irene Romanko wall my tallness to Deanna Mohr my skill at playing drrty aasketball and I Mary Lones wtll my shyness to the sophomore gurls I Janrce Zuegler wall my back seats an classes tothe next Ziegler an school Duck Shook wr abxllty to grow whlskers to David Adelsperger who can grow only peach Fuzz I Jean Taylor wall my blush to Roger Pangle and my abrlrty to be cheerleader all through hzgh school to my srster Sue Bonnle Lord will my ablluty to get unto trouble and stlll make the honor toll to Jlm Tuthlll Buddy Kocher wall my bug feet and my bug hands to .lunror Schwab Eugene Shuey wrll my abrllty to make a movle whrle trynng to watch one to Annabelle urnslde Januce Scott wrll my abnluty to act up nn class to Ixelth Spstler Jack Robinson wrll my ablllty to see the movue when I m Nlth cr certain gurl to Howard Kock Sharon Thompson wall my hot rod to any one who has nerve enough to clrmve It 2 I lo ll . , . . . . U I, l . . I V . . l I l . I, N r ' , ' 'E 'Era v.gl'. II . I . .. . . A :C . . I H I, . . . . I . . . . . . 1 , . . V I I . . . . I I I l . I . . . . getting away with lt to my sister Carol, and my unusual quietness to Wade Burger. I I . . . I . . l . . . '. I, . , l .H by . . - . . -I V It .I .. I . . , . I' . I . .. . . I . . . II .I . . . . ' I, I . . . . . X. B ' ' . ll . In . . . . , . . 1 II . I . . . . , X . . . ll I . . . . .

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glass prophecy Following the interview of these two personalities the announcer introduced a guest who had climbed her way up the ladder of dress designing rapidly replacing Dior and other leading fashion leaders by creating the gunny sack sweater and skirt outfit This person was Joan Goshe The Master of ceremonies Jack Robinson who incidentally had invented a new and different agents Jean Taylor Shirley Owings and Madonna Kirkwood They had been touring the continent as Snap Crackle and Pop Just then my television set blew up and so l hobbled oft' to bed CLASS MOTTO The door to success is labeled PUSH Flower Colors White Carnation White and Rose 23 I - . . u . cake mix, introduced the last, guests employed by the Kellogg Company as special publicity : I . . I . ' .