Melcher Dallas High School - Quill Yearbook (Melcher, IA)

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Humor Lloyd: What's the difference between a sigh, a car, and a donkey? Merry: I give up. Lloyd: Well, a sigh is 'Oh, dear!' A car is too dear. Merry: And what's a donkey ? Lloyd: You, dear. Glenna: But I don't think I deserve quite a zero on this paper. Mr. Haynes: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give. Women's faults are many, Men have only two: Everything they say And everything they do. Quotable Quotes It's all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then. Some minds are like concrete, all mixed up and permanently set. Work is the easiest way man has ever invented to escape boredom. Humor In Washington, D. C., a parson, denouncing members of his congregation who put on airs, said, Some people reminds me of de bottom figger of a fraction. De bigger dey try to be, de smaller dey really is. Things I like to have my doctor explain: Why a baby never sneezes unless he has his mouth full of cereal. A Senior's report card was accompanied with an informal letter which was climaxed with the comment: Garland contributes very nicely to the group singing by helpful listening. , Gary to Mother: You bet I learned something in school today--all the other kids get an allowance. ' 39

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! Remember???? Gary and Garland were playing Tarzan and the vine broke ? Where did you guys fall? ? ? Dallas was titled Sing Sing ? ? ? ? ? A Merry, Glenna, and Carol went to Chariton on school time ? ? ? ? ? The rubber masks in Oskaloosa? ? When the skating manager thought we were wild ? ? ? When Bote's Ford got wet? ? ? ? Those violent arguments in Economics and Sociology ? ? ? ? When Carol threw an apple at a teacher and Glenna tried to trip the same one ? ? ? ? ? When Deloris Willis got her hat wet ? When the girls played Melcher in basketball ? ? ? When Mr. Huston went down to dinner a little bit early ? ? ? The puzzle of the three red dots ? 7 ? ? Pete, the old Model-A? ? ? ? ? Those sloppy shots in girls PT ? ? ? ? ? The headache of the annual ? ? ? Remember when we gave our Junior Play ? ? ? ? ? Remember the candy bars we ate in government class ? ? ? ? ? Glenna and Merry remember the shoe that just happened to fly up in the ventilator ? ? ? When Gary couldn't keep a spoon in his back pocket? ? ? ? ? Someone sure fell for the boys in the Oskaloosa Park? ? ? Remember that, Glenna? ? ? Someone acquired the name of Madam Curie and Einstein in our class ? ? When Mr. Haynes swept the skating rink floor ? ? ? The little white football we played with in Oskaloosa ? 7 ? ? ? K ,9 W If ' E f WA LSWORTH un ...una A anna 5, 'll-IIOITII llaflllll -and lo. lo., U. I. A. 40