Medina High School - Medinian Yearbook (Medina, OH)

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T H E M E D I N IAA N Twqnty-Five thereto, will go to Miss Phillips, but Norma selfishly refuses to will her diamond . to her. . H W We bequeath Mary Grim'sp reserved seat of honor in the open air can to anyone who can be persuaded to accept it. ' I Gerard Ellis wishes to will his good behavior to Carroll McClure, and nine red D's in deportment fone for each monthj to Irene Kraver. Jap Dundas and Harold Rodgers bestow' their fiery tops to be distributed equally among the girls of M. H. S. who are in the habit of using Golden Clint. We certainly are glad to be relieved of Myron Cffineer's pet mustache. This shall go to any student who thinks he can do a better job of it. His ability to jazz the ivories to John Boswell. Emma Smith wll be glad to will Amos Ruch her vocal talent. May it console him with fond memories. V We will have to will Harold Fisher's size thirteen shoes to the school as a whole, for we have been unable to find any one who could fill the whole available space. Albert Fenn will give Harvey Carter about six inches of his sofcalled pompadour to be worn in a curl down the middle of his back. Marion Yost must give up his perfectly good pair of baseball pants. Thesetwill go to anyone who is willing to sew up the rips. Neva Caskey's collection of boys' silk handkerchiefs is willed to Miss Wright to be used in the kitchen. Everett Fuller's garrulousness rightly goes to Jerome Abrams. Opal Aylard's dimple shall be bestowed upon Mr. Taggart. Bernice Selzer's bold, aggressive manner may be claimed by Jeanne Bowman. ' Reginald Campbell wills his pictures for men only to the male faculty members. We impart to Howard King, Helen Clark's and Daisy Hoddinott's spit curls, along with Mary Armstrong's vanity case, so that the proper attention may be given J to the aforesaid hair. The monkey manoeuvers of Day Chase, the missing link, are respectfully trans' mitted to Mr. Bauer. ' Harold Ausman's noble character to Miss Rickard and his gym suit to Miss Allen. He states that this suit should be worn only as a bathing suit. , The pep and vim of Fanchion Carter and Genevieve Carelton we do impart with great pleasure to Ralph Buchanan. Naomi Neumann's pineapple bob we donate to Ruth Wright. A Donna Pelton yields her joy rides seized during school hours to Marjorie Beck. Carl Roth wills his ability to speak several different languages on the athletic field to Miss Guthery to be used in her langua-ge classes. The CatmaneMettie debates we impart to all Miss Phillips' History classes. We are sure she will be tickled to death to have them back. Howard Selzer wishes to announce that he has no earthly possessions which he cares to dispose of. . E i

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Twenty-Four THE MEDINIA-N - .5 1. V ' Y Cla S Will 2 ,, 'YJ 9' x.- , ' ' ' - -3 ', By PHYLLIS MCNEAL We, the class of 1927, Medina High School, Medina County, Medina, Ohio, being of sound minds and memories and in full possession of our mental faculties, do hereby make our last will and testament. - A First, to our faculty, we will the things which we have forgotten. We present them with our sincerest apologies for our past transgressions. To the Seniors of 1928, we will our great wisdom, superiority and haughtiness. We also will thern the joys of the senior home room. We will these numerous riches on one condition, which is that they shall give their thoughts no tongue, and memorize all of Shakespeare's works.' ' To the Juniors of 1928, we will the council room-don't tell the prof.-where all of their secret meetings may be held and their conspiracies and plots forwarded. To the Sophomores of 1928, we deem it necessary to will the useless electric clocks, to be used as targets for spitfballs. They shall also have the privilege of sliding up and down the banisters. To the Freshmen of 1928, we will the excitement and foreignness of the Hrst few weeks in high school on condition that they be studious and respectful to upper classmen. They must by all means study from 7:30 to 11:30 p. m. at home each night. We wish to will Ronald Wade's slow motion and about twenty per cent of altitude to Bernardine Weaver, providing she makes good use of both. Maxine Fulmer's bracelets will go to any under classman who is in need of new piston rings on his Ford. With our sympathy we bequeath Marion Bagley's eternal and contagious giggle to Edward Yost on condition that he uses it frequently for the enjoyment of his older brother. Norene Carlton's chewing gum, with all its privileges and obligations attached .--. .milu 'fl

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Twenty-Sir THE MEDINIAN Jay Lashis extraordinary ability of getting away with selffwritten excuses goes to Norman Tubbs. Clarence Nettleton leaves all his books, including notebooks, textbooks, novels and True Stories and Movie Magazines. We further direct that the said books shall not be looked into with the exception of the novels, True Stories, etc., only when so directed by some stern member of the Faculty. To some poor Freshman we bequeath Lillian Dethloif's camouflaged raincoat. We honor john Beck with -LaVerne Thorpe's beautiful scarlet comb. Sherle McNeal has a little advice to give any member ofthe student body who is considering an ocean voyage, How to Prevent Seasicknessf' Please somebody relieve Dorothy Scott of her precious corn. Pauline Bowman's ability to pass out is granted to any unfortunate one caught in the act of sneaking out. Katherine Root's ability to play the harp we impart to Wayne Root. We present the fastidiousness of Herman Walker to Paul Hange. J Grace Taylor's lankiness is graciously bestowed upon Fat Nichols. We believe this will enable him to give the other person in his Ford more room. Sally Reynold's habit of asking no questions we present' to Brother Kern. We bestow Lloyd Shaw's beautiful RED sweater to any Freshman who is legally qualified to wear such a contrary color. Harold C'Chick j Fulton heartily bequeaths to Qrland Duke all the superfluous ' words used in arguing, to be most graciously bestowed on some future Ag pupil. After long enjoying the privilege of sharing Mabel Rickert's locker, Reba Ritter regrets having to will to Mabel the entire use of same. Emerson Leatherman announces that he still has a small number of his collection of Movie Actresses left. Any underclassman, wishing to carry on the good work, may secure the same. Bertha Miller's wonderful ability as a student is granted to Tommy Haight. Ernest Rollin's speed breakingirecord we grant to Norman Barry. Robert Close wills his motto, Always tell 'em what you think, to Thelma Simmerman. Sophia Jacot's politeness we bestow on Sarah Denton. Clara Kling's rough and ready basketball disposition we bequeath to Helen Cole. The noisy step of Martin Ruder is transferred to Mr. Conkle, in order that his s victims may hear him approaching. Mable Fretter bequeaths her business, the same being Horseradish to anyone needing a good cry. Fred Baird presents his general air of importance to Bob Flammer. Erwin Kraver bequeaths his bravery in the numerous battles at school to Nelson Foskett. May he be able to face any girl's powder.