Medical College of Georgia - Aesculpian Yearbook (Augusta, GA)

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Super student: A unfque freshman phenomenon THE SMILE THAT FBIIWNED AND SIIED A TEAR Young Doctor smiled and step upon the stage Pink ribbons in their plalted hair. l-le bowed, aboutto turn another The driver puffed a big cigar. page lts lighted end high ln the air, Poor mama, young and fat, ha A product oi the labors of the Ialled earth, To grasp me modem vlews Accumulated knowledge since birth control, its birth Atlanta bound. that Crew. t So lean weretlmes, a short re-l Lester's plate lapse of mirth Required our student push ior all his worth His mother slumped and saved. While father often held a se- Iottal mg Juicy steaks their lips to lace. The rather. trained to work ln cotton Had done quite well until he :trained his back cond job. And ended up belllre the nelfar Young student spent his sum- board --- muts ln the field. For never should a voter work Paid income tax and social ln pain security Each year the weLtare check He owned an old dull car that was seen to grow skipped a beat As mama's monthlys always And coughed each .lay wlm prolonged neat failed to show A television was among the Cold hotdogs brought he home first to little wife 1 To wipe out poverty ln this As elthcr rarely tasted better 1 small hut. lllc . For what else does man llvu but Dread and fun' All nnlsned now wltn paying Good health must be me only tultmn one. Advanced to internship for . nutrition. I Good health, the Great Society Those older Doctors thought Q deserves' lt truly bad The Presidential halt of poverty To give a gen'rous sum and spoil a lad. He claimed anntl-.er gm that none should be Endurance was the word -- to Without -- Young Doctor thinks strive and hold, of this at last. To know the ways oi life --- l how hard and cold. l He ls a gift to those who vote. just out of town he screeched A puppet -- once a man -- but lost ol late. 'US 'Hakes l-ns labors not me own --- As from a side road zoomed a of this take now, 5l'lll'lV CBI, Filled to the top with darklv colored folk. Little arms from all the win- dows poke. Gay coats and frilly froclcs. That smile into a frown and now a tear, Within an instant all departs that's dear. P. Christopher ti X Phi Chi Wins Grundstein Trophy The Phi Chi medical fraternity has won the first annual Grund- stein trophy for the most daring and original Rush Week enter- tainment. The citation reads as follows: Ingredients from many classic situations were used. The first act combined the best of William S. Hart and the old French bedroom farces. Orson Wells could not have sur- passed the high drama of the interplay between the three main characters. The emotional tone was quickly raised to a high pitch and sustained --there was convincing rage, fear, disgust, compassion --in fact, the whole gamut of human emotion. This was followed apace by fast and violent action. And, the great automobile chase which climax- ed the second act was a leaf straight out of the later james Bond films. ln short, a master- piece. The school may indeed be proud of the Phi Chi's for con- tinuing to bring us the con- tinuing national recognition necessary for us to become a first-rate Medical School. Livers Pass Rush The annual Baachanal known locally as Rush Week has passed without a single docu- mented case of liver failure. However, morbidity figures are misleading, for jaundice is difficult to detect beneath beach tans and injected conjunctivae. In addition, an ascites-like swelling of the abdomen is in- duced by ingestion of copious quanities of malted beverages. The mental confusion and stupor of hepatic coma is aped by the effects of the locally popular punch. A student was so unfortunate as to suffer a grande E epileptic seizure at one of the houses. Not only was he unable to fall on the crowded dance floor, but he was subjected to the final indignity of having a crowd gather chanting, Go, man, go , and other exhorta- tions. However, no mortalities were reported. For other news of rush week, see our staff artist's interpre- tation and the pledge list else- where in this issue. 108

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