Mechanic Arts High School - M Yearbook (St Paul, MN)

Text from Pages 1 - 130 of the 1930 volume:

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Minnesota. lune. 1929 EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Marvin Kreidherg ADVISERS Eleanora F. Deen: H. A, Wolcott ASSOCIATE EDITORS D0f0fhY Shave Florence McMichael STAFF lzloyd Michelson, Mable Buchulz. Andre Boratko. DeEtte Handford. Robert Panel. Dorothy Gundersen,-Harry Lund, Sport Editor: Cornelia Vandersluis. Charles Stces, Evelyn Lott, Robert Atkinson. Lyle Gray, Roger O'DonneIl. Robert Johnson, Clayton Kiley, Lucille Oliver. Morris Cohen. yin ' ' N.,, , i ii 1Uf'9! t50YJ?iye3 ' 'jfl DEDICATION To Mlss MABE1. COLTER Dean of Girls Whose untiring activity, inspired leadership, devoted service, and supreme faith, have made her one with the students of Mechanic Arts, we, the 'M' staff, Sincerely dedicate this issue of our magazine. THE WM I 1 Klein. Martha Kreidherg, Marvin Torbet, Robert Lundquist, Aileen McMichael, Florence Rossbach, lrene Gepner, Charney Cikanek, Annabel Carbone, LaFay Odessky, Lillian McMenemy. Hugh Brandt, Olaf Marofsky, Nathan Alexander, Eleanor Bowman. John Boeck, William Kruse, Gladys Sternberg, Dorothy Shave, Dorothy Johnson. Robert Smith. Marjorie Bucholz, Mable Kolar. Emma Tarkler, Genevieve Rishrudt, Truman Stuewe, Lucille Boeck. Charles Silver. Louis Kroger. Florence Sorlien, Carl Pittelkow, Lucille llflgl' Four Honor Roll Cohen, Morris Burth. Lucille Russell. Marjorie Aldra, Lois Dunn, Virginia 0,Shaughn'essy, Annette Hoag, Robert Abramovich, Bertha Johnson, lvah Handford. DeEtte Kissin, .loseph Tong, George Nelson. Christina Nehy, Edwin McClocklin, Sam Zenker, Ottilie Blumstein, Dorothy Junghauer. Herbert Pirarn, Alice Janes, Catherine Summers. Marlin Hansen, Elaine Kaplan, Fannie Schleiter. Howard Radford. George Rich. Paul Reising. Dorothy Wrahek, Lorraine Cray, Lyle Margolis. Ann Cameron, Mary Harris, Zelda Luger. Raymond Liesch, Randall Condek. John Reichow, Howard Frommer, Frances Nelson. Violet McKusick, Marguerite Smith, Harriet Crodin. Maurice Cro-ft. Dorothy Bullock. Eva NlcGinnity, Florence Mazourek, Mabel Wilkinson, Lila Cortez, Fabian Pagel, Robert Ripke, Margaret Scholz, John Hackett, Lorraine Fisher. Dorothy Fussell, Vera Tuma. Mary Flmberland. Margaret Janitschke, Lyman Nerhaugen. Leigh Kieldsen. Gladys DiRe. Camille Nlintz, Marion Beulke. Viola Vandersluis, Cornelia HMS! A HOSPITAL ROMANCE 'N . By DEETTE HANDFORD, '30 1 j Virgina paused uncertainly in front of the closed door of Room 1.2, her heart pounding furiously. She had to compose herself before she entered that room! For in there lay Rod-her Rod, whose gay, unaffected nature had made him the most popular boy at Haden College, where he had been captain of the football and the basketball teams before the accident. The accident! How she shuddered at the thought of it, for it had made strong, athletic Rod the physical wreck that now lay in the next room, held together by braces and straps. This was the first time that Virginia had been to visit Rod since that horrible day that he had been mown down by a huge truck while try-ing to save a, pathetic looking little mongrel from suffering that very fate. The dog had been saved, for as Rod went down he threw the dog from under the wheels. But the boy had been put to bed and the doctors feared that he would never walk again. His spine had been injured. Virginia pushed the door resolutely open and crept into the room. It was dark except for tiny rays of light that stole in through cracks in the window shades. On the bed near the window a dark shape lay stretched out. Virginia moved quietly over to the bed and gazed down upon the boy she loved. Yes, loved-she was sure of it now. But oh, how different he was! She had been prepared to see some changes in that dear face, but now she realized with a shock just how much his suf- fering was leaving its mark. There were dark rings under the closed eyes and lines of pain around the mouth and on the forehead. One lock of dark curly hair lay over his forehead and one arm was stretched above his head. As Virginia stood there, hesitating whether to waken him or to steal out again, the hazel eyes opened slowly and looked up into her blue ones. For one moment he stared at her and then a joyous light replaced the look of suffering in his eyes. Ginny,7' he breathed. Yes, she answered. 'fl camef, Oh, Ginny! Why didn't you come before? l've waited so long. 'GI couldn't, Rod. I was over in Maple Grove visiting at Aunt Maeas. I would have come home but they told me you had plenty of friends and company, so I thought you wouldnat want mef' 'fWant you? I always want you! Virginia did not remind him of the time last year when he had been surrounded by girls to whom he gave all his attention, while she was left to worship from afar. Nor did she remind him of the time that he had told Marjorie Black that Virginia was a nice little girl to go with when you wanted a quiet time, but a perfect flop when you want some fun. For Virginia realized that Rod had been sufficiently flattered at the time by his evident popularity to forget his better self. For an hour Virginia stayed with Rod and then rose to go. HYou have plenty of company, don't you, Rod? she asked. I did when I was first hurt, but as soon as they discovered that I was going to be a cripple, they began dropping off. Nobody wants to go with a cripple. Rod spoke with great bitterness, for, always an active boy, the thought of his never being able to walk again was almost unbearable. Virginia gazed down at him a moment at a loss for something to say. Abruptly she stooped and kissed him. When Rod looked up again, she was gone. It was two months later. Again Virginia paused outside the door of Room 12, this time in great excitement. Could it be true? Was it possible that Rod would walk again-not only walk but run, and jump, and play basketball and football? Oh! It all seemed too good to be true. Yet had not Dr. Nelson just told her? Yes, it must be so. Page Fivr' GEMM Throwing open the door, she stepped into the room to be greeted by a chorus of shouts. Hello, Ginnylz' Well, look who's here! If it isn't Ginny!,' Virginia, merely stopping to bid a cheery Hhelloi' to everyone, rushed across to the bed. g'Oh, Rod, I just heard! Iam so happy. Gee! You're slow, girl. We heard ages ago. That's why we're herew, a former feminine admirer of Rod's spoke up. I just got home from another visit to Aunt Maeis. I didnit know they were going to operate before next weekf' Virginia answered. But how did you hear?,' Oh, President Gilman announced it at schoolf, Virginia threw off her coat and hat and knelt by Rodis bed, a beautiful light shining in her eyes. Why did they decide to operate so soon? Why didn't you have them phone me? Why didn't my mother tell this morning?', she burst out in a jumble of words. One at a time, one at a timeli' laughed Rod, who, weak but happy, had been lying with bright eyes watching the whole proceedings. They decided to operate so soon, because that doctor from Philadelphia was in town and 'he assisted. I didn't telegraph you and your mother didnat tell you, because we wanted to surprise you. Now, are you happy?', Perfectly. Oh, Rod, just-3, she broke off shortly as she noticed the queer look in Rod's eyes. Will you?', he asked so softly that only her ears heard. She nodded, far too happy to speak. Shall I tell them, Ginny? he laughingly said a minute later. Tell us what? ' Now what are you two planning?,' Is it something nice?7' Anything to eat? ' Various other questions were fired at them. Ginny and I are engaged to be married, Rod said simply. HALFBACK JIMMY DYKES By FRANK SCHMIDT, '31 James Endicott Dyke was from Boston. For hundreds of years the Dyke fortune had been so firmly established that it was not necessary for a member of the house to soil his hands by so vulgar a thing as work. Yet in spite of this, never was a huskier specimen of manhood turned out than was James Dyke. All the Dykes dating back to the Mayflower had been gentlemen and scholars, and the youngest descendent was no exception. The year nineteen hundred and twenty-eight saw James Dyke enter his twenty- second year of life, and his third year at Randon College. James was popular among the students, for like his brothers before him, he had a way of making friends. Popularity usually demands a nickname, so James became 6'Jimmy.,' Only one group of students did not approve of Jimmy. In the opinion of the athletes he was very nearly a total loss. Such a thing as a man who stands six feet two inches in his bare feet, weighs one hundred and eighty-five pounds, has broad muscular shoulders and a well-proportioned body, refusing to participate in athletics and Page Six AGM!! confining his exercise to that amount requisite for health, is enough to drive any athlete mad. Jimmy was busily studying one afternoon, when Jack Reeser, his roommate, came bursting in with a yell, First football practice tomorrow! Coming out? James looked up from his book. f'Why, no! I told you that I saw no reason for going out for football. Jack groaned in despair. An impulse to tell this bozo his weakness struck him. Listen, you sapf' he shouted. You have been here for two years and what have you done for this school? Not a thing! Shut uplf' he continued as Jimmy tried to interrupt. You have looked upon yourself as one who is giving the school a break just by attending it. You think you have repaid her for your education by doing this, but you are mistaken. You havenit even joined any of her clubs or tried out for the debating contests. No! Why? Because you want to get your degree and get out. You haven't a bit of spirit. You're yellow. Jack paused to let tthis sink in. And another thing! A certain young lady has been watching your actions and, believe me, she hates cowards and those who haven't grit enough to come out for football. Even if you have to sit on the bench all year, you should come out for her sake. With this outburst, Jack walked out, leaving Jimmy amazed. He had not ex- pected such an attack from the little quarterback. So this is why Mary has been so cold and distant lately, he mused. Jack's words had cut. He had never before minded the half-concealed sneers of the athletes but maybe he'd better show them he wasn't yellow. And Mary Allyson, laughing, blue-eyed Mary, who had been his ideal of a girl since that first freshmen party-did she think he was yellow? Jimmy looked up suddenly to find himself approaching the gray stone buildings of the library. He caught sight of a slender person clad in black, her dark hair disordered by the winds, crossing the street just a half block away. There was no mistake, those saucy curls could belong to none other than Mary. Jimmy quickened his gait. Surely Mary had recognized him. He was certain she had seen him, but with a toss of her head she turned from the walk and ran up the steps of a sorority house. Jimmy stood a moment stunned, then turning walked slowly back to the college. That evening, he called Mary on the telephone. f'What did you mean by snubbing me today? he questioned. I did that because I do not want to be seen on the streets with a coward, she answered. What do you mean?,' Are you out for football? No 66 is Then that's what I mean. You did not think so last year.', I thought you would outgrow your foolishness by this timef' she told him. Mary, may I see you tomorrow? he asked. f'Sorry, Jimmy, but not until you have received your Varsity numeral, she answered and hung up. For the second time that day Jimmy was told what was what. He sat up late: that night thinking over what he should do. Long after all the rest of the school slept, Jimmy still sat in his chair. The next afternoon, the school was shaken by the news that Jimmy Dyke was out for football. Jimmy had reported for practice and had been issued his equipment under the supervision of the coach. A whistle blew, and the coach instructed fthe men to run around the cinder track. Running was Jimmyis 'fmeatf' He had kept himself fit and was soon among the leaders. 44 GG Page Seven GEMM Ah! this is easy, thought Jimmy, but his idea soon changed when he was told to stand and bend, to dive and roll, along with other things that a coach uses to put a man into condition. After practice Jimmy, stiff and sore, went to his room and to bed, without a thought of food or books. Practice during the next week was at its height. Jimmy could not study his lessons. He had other things to think about. Jimmy, try as he might, could not hit the tackling dummy as the coach wanted him to, and the coach thought Jimmy did not care. When the time came for scrim- maging, Jimmy was placed at right half on the second string. Their signals were outlined and plays started. Tlhe Varsity tore up the field, pushing the scrubs back, all the plays being aimed at Jimmyis half on account of his weakness in tackling. ' After a touchdown was scored by the Varsity, the coach gave the ball to the scrubs. The signals were called and the scrubs advanced slowly up the field. H15-48-32-6-9-l, called the quarterback. It was Jimmie's ball-his chance to make a berth on the squad. The ball snapped back. Jimmy started for the end. Viihat was coming? A tackler. Jimmy startled, became confused and stopped, to be hit by three tacklers. You big apelw bawled out the coach, 6'You white-livered pup, you haven't the guts of a mouse, get to the showersll' Jimmy, blushing with shame, did as he was told. The next afternoon Jimmy was back on the field, but things did not go so well and for the rest of the week he was in the 'idumpsf' His classes suffered-likewise the patience of his roommate. But Maryis words, 'iWhen you receive your Varsity numeral and play in the regular games, then and only then will I consider youi' stuck in his mind. This it was that gave Jimmy the power to keep driving into the Varsity line time and again, putting every ounce of strength into his drive. Gradually Jimmy learned to use his weight and his muscular shoulders to the best advantage. He watched the husky fullback throw his whole weight at the line, and Jimmy, practicing this, soon learned the trick of balancing his weight. The coach had noticed this improvement and had tried to help Jimmy along- not by pleasant words of praise but by the traditional verbal abuse affected by the usual coach. He was convinced, as scrimmages went on, that Jimmy was the man to fill -the position, so hard to fill, in his backfield. The coach had thought of putting Jimmy into the line, but Jimmy was not clever enough with his hands, and besides, he needed a heavy, quick-thinking, fleet- footed man at right half. So the coach watched Jimmy closely at practice, and the way he battered up the line and himself was convincing that he had driving power. One day at practice the scrubs had the ball on their own twenty-yard line. 15-48-32-6-9-lf' chanted the quarterback. A right end run! Zip! the ball went hurtling back straight into Jimmy's out- stretched hands. He sprang forward, a plunge, a pivot, a sidestep, and he was free of the line. On he sped ten-twenty- -thirty yards before the safety man threw him. Jimmy, dusty, bruised, but smiling was pulled from the ball by his yelling playmates. The practice went on for weeks, but a new factor had entered into the playing. The hole in the scrubs backfield had been filled by Jimmy Dyke. The evening after the last practice before the Coldren College game, the players were assembled in the coachis office for a general discussion before the game. The players were excited. The starting lineup was to be given. fllVlen,,' the coach began, 'Lhere is the starting lineup. He then called out the names of the men, but paused when he came to the eleventh man. Page Eight THE HMM HAH these menf' continued the coach, 'cstart the game with the addition of one more. A few days ago, one of the boys in this room made a mistake. I thought, at the time, he was yellow, and told him so, but this man has proved that he is worthy of a place on the team. Tomorrow he receives his chance. Tomorrow Jimmy Dyke starts at right halff, Something entered Jimmy, a strange feeling, a power, a something that made him want to do something great for the coach and for the school. The next'day saw a Random football man raised to the heights of stardom. The score was six to nothing in the favor of Coldren and the last quarter had just started. Jimmy had taken the ball against a stone wall and when the scrimmage was untangled, he was dragged from beneath a heap of players, unable to regain his feet. He lay on the grass, a huddled heap, blood smearing his forehead. A surgeon and trainer doused and bandaged him and presently he staggered to his feet. He had to stay in the game, he was the only man to gain through the strong Coldren defense. Jimmy set his teeth with determination and hobbled to his station. Wherl, at length, the stubborn retreating Randon line had been driven back deep in her own territory, they showed that they could hold fast in the last hope. The Coldren attack crumpled against them, as if it had struck a stone wall. P Coldren then lost the ball on downs and Randon started up the field inch by inch. The third down and eight to go. Oh! How long those eight yards were! The quarterback called. 61.5-58-32-6-9-lf' It was Jimmy's signal, the ball zipped back into his cut and bleeding hands. ' His comrades managed to rip open a hole for him, he plunged through, popped clear of the line, fell to his knees, recovered his footing and plunged onward, ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty, sixty yards. Jimmy's head was in a whirl, he could not see where he was going. He knew he held the pigskin under his arm. The stands were in an uproar. Jimmy used every ounce of strength in his legs and sped on which way, he did not know. Suddenly, he was hit about the knees and he fell hard to the ground, the ball still in his arms. He faintly heard the whistle of the timekeeper over the roar of the so manyAwheels in his head. The roar in his ears became louder and louder until it snapped and all was quiet. When Jimmy regained consciousness, he was lying on the trainer's table. Sev- eral people were talking somewhere in the room. The trainer was rubbing his legs, and arms and body. A towel was wrapped about his aching head. Jimmy opened his eyes and sat up. Oh, how that head hurt! Oh, you came to, did you? Just lie down and he quiet and I'll fix you up. It was the trainer's voice. Did we win? Jimmy asked in a barely audible voice. You won, old man, replied the trainer. Big tears sprang up in Jimmy's eyes and started slowly down his cheeks. Do they still think Pm yellow?', he asked as the trainer gently made him lie down. You played a splendid game, Jimmy, the whole school is proud of you.', That night after the game Jack called Jimmy to the telephone. It's Mary, he whispered as he handed the receiver to Jimmy. And she wants you to take her to the dance after the bonfire tonight. Congratulations, old boy. Jack, smiling broadly, passed out into the hall. Suddenly, he stopped. Wwhat was Jimmy saying? , So sorry, Mary, but I am in training and dances are out. Too late hours, you know. Page Nine STRCYQS of Jhoig f Lucky Dogs, Guess W xg Theyke 115 s 'X 4 -sg:-km . ' v - .,,. 1-. I 1 L. V . ,E -Y?y I2uQfS'O1122 I ze Roof Ss' A ' 9- gk . .is K wk Court fro1n1! akf, Hoof Ccnpilcai liiwsl U76 Roof Admlzg-, ff 1 Pew .H if 't , MQ d J , BO U U1raS Up ,uig f y Odfh UIQ Spoflisjhi Ginn? Q MP5 Have C1 Pug ' U The Gay Q05 P ac Ten kk si GGM99 PERCY DOES A BIT OF GOOD By NIARVIN KREIDBERG, 730 Mr. Horace Van Slyn was striding hither and yon about his office with all the gentleness and bonhomie of an emotional lioness who has been deprived of her cubs and her supper and is well aware of both grievances. The outer office, ab- solutely stuffed with clerks, stenographers, and the other whatnots that flit about in offices, radiated as cheerful and optimistic an air as must have been felt in the dens of Christian martyrs, just before the lions were fed. Into this atmosphere of joyous, light-hearted gayety bounced Percival Van Slyn. Not that Percy bounced in willingly. Percy could have mentioned at least half a dozen other places where he would have preferred to be. Percy, with no haste or eagerness, picked his way through the office and stopped at an imposing door, on whose frosted panel was engraved: H. Van Slyn Private Nerving himself, Percy grasped the knob, opened the door, and then dashed in -as far as the threshold. Percy was trying hard to remember that rummy thing the Roman gladiators used to recite just before they carved each other. Horace Van Slyn, when the door opened, pivoted around and roared, 6'Get in here, you fool! Percy got in. Various business opponents had, at diverse times, attempted to arouse Van Slyn's passions, they had called him names, bounced threats off him, and one in- genious gentleman had poured himself a drink of Van S1yn's choice liquor and had then poured the drink into Van Slyn's face. But Van Slyn had displayed no more passion than an iceberg in a haughty mood and the business chappies had gone off broken hearted. But Horace never saw his son, Percy, without coming dangerously close to a state of apoplexy. It would have done the hearts of the various business chappies an unestimable amount of good had they but seen Horace at the present instance. Manfully endeavoring to repress his choler, Horace lit a cigar and absently put the burning end into his mouth. Percy snickered delightedly, and then became solemnly solicitous. Why, demanded Horace after easing the interior of his mouth with a pitcher of water, did you have to exhibit your pugilistic proclivities in a public hotel? Well, exclaimed Percy, I reserved a table in the hotel-jolly little supper and all that-and the table was reserved and it wasn't reserved. What I mean, the head waiter laddie marked the table reserved, but this Lan- cey didn't see eye to eye with the head waiter, the blighter dashed well appropriated the table. When I popped in- With whom? demanded Van Slyn. With whom, oh yes, with whom, enlightened Percy dazedly, O, you want to know with whom I came, quite. Why, there were Reggie and some ladies, absolutely, Reggie and some ladies. Ladies? wondered Horace, Quite,', agreed Percy, hurrying on. HI said to this Lancey onion, 'Depart hencef He said no. Well, what was I to do? Matter of principle to stand up for one's rights, don,t you know. Look at Washington and these other chappies-abso- lutely abound in histories. Consider what the world thinks of them: heroes and all that. X Washington, pointed out Van Slyn, Ndid not go around hotel cafes striking gentlemen. Why, later in the evening, did you hurl buns at the other diners? Really, inquired Percy surprised, did I do that? But bun throwing proves that I was er-exuding exuberance and good spirits, and all that sort of thing? Page Eleven THE You didn't, interrupted Horace, Hexude good spirits, you drank them. I notice my private stock has been tampered with, and if I ever catch you at it, he brooded. . I assure you, word of honortand all that, Percy broke in shocked. We will not discuss that any longerf, G'Why,7, suddenly Horace flung his bomb, Hdonit you go to work? When I was your age I was working myself to the bone as a clerk in your grandfather's office. Awful, sympathized Percy, 'ibut really now you wouldn't like me to be like you. What I mean, sweat of the brow and all that sort of thing-J' Work, mused Van Slyn, might make something of youf, Impossible, insisted Percy. Oh, I don't know, you might become fairly valuable as an office boy. What I meant, said Percy with dignity, Hthat itis dashed well impossible for me to workf, Why, you worm, roared Van Slyn grasping a paper weight longingly, I'll- A rap on the outside of the frosted door miraculously caused Horace to eradi- cate the wrathful expression from his face. '4Come in, he invited. A long young man with teeth forthwith entered. Well, Bridds? Sir, I have not yet been able to secure those 500 shares of B 8i S oil. Some farmer from Running Horse, Iowa, Alcibiades Spectikson, has them and he refuses to sellf, What, wondered Van Slyn, ado I pay you money for? I will say that you eat well and sleep well, I suppose, and you certainly know enough to call for your pay check but when it comes to doing anything you have paralysis of the brain or something. I want those shares, and you get them. Go as high as necessary but get them. Where the devil are you going? demanded Horace of Percy who was trying to melt through the doorway noiselesslyg a worthy endeavor which met failure as Percy collided with a hat-rack. Awfully sorry and all that, apologized Percy, but I have an appointment, quite, an appointment, dinner appointment, in ten minutes. Toodle-doo,', and Percy dashed out. A taxi delivered Percy to the Quill and Pen Club, one of those informal in- stitutions whose members may be anything from Village Bohemians to members of the British aristocracy. At the club Percy gloomily ordered his lunch and was stowing it away rapidly when Reggie Rensaleer dozed in. Cheerio,', greeted Reggie repressing a yawn. Jolly good sight--watching you eat. Dashed silly to go to the circus. Percy's response, undoubtedly squelching, was somewhat indistinct perhaps be- cause Percy, at the moment, had seven fried potatoes and a sizeable bit of lamb in a process of mastication. All things must come to an end, though, and in time Percy announced morbidly, l've just been to the pater? uFilial affection and all that, or did you stick him in the ribs?,' wondered Reggie. He sent for me. No, not really? I should think the lad sees too much of you without calling for you. What did you dog pinch the family hat-pin or something? He wanted to know why I blotted that Lancey blighterf' ' Lancey, Remember I had a hazy idea that there was a mixup that night. Wasn't sure until I read about it in the morning papersf' Well, continued Percy, 'che says I should go to work. My Lord, not reallyf, shuddered Reggie horrified, feeling as if he had stepped through the elevator door on the sixteenth floor when the elevator was popping around elsewhere. 66 as 66 IG Page Twelve THE HMM 'glfactlw asserted Percy. Dashed serious. You want to go easy with the old lad, handle with silk gloves and all that. Good Lordf' said Percy, easy with him! What I mean, I don't treat him with criminal brutality, what? I try to look like a piece of fluff whenever I see him. Rather think if you did him a bit of good-smoke a peace pipe with a gift of pajamas or some other whatnot-he ought to ease up. Odd,', said Percy, thought of that myself. The old boy wants some bally stock of something or other. If I get it for him, he ought to fall on my neck and weep copiously and all that for forgiveness, what? N '6Fru1ty schemef' agreed Reggie, 'can eggl Who owns the stock? Some rustic from Running House, Iowa-rum names these western cities have. Laddiels name is Demosthenes, no Launcelot, no!.'7 John, Benjamin, Richardfp' suggested Reggie. KNO, no, it's Alcibiades Spectiksonf' Impossible, said Reggie firmly incredulous. Why the devil is it? demanded Percy. Why it stands to reason, asserted Reggie, as one reasonable thinker to an- other. Alcibiades Spectiksonl What I mean, I seriously doubt whether the law would allow such a name. Dashed well impossible. Well, that's it, asserted Percy, and we've got to find the blighter and un- screw the stock from him. You spray about a few bars of some touching song, and Iill work on the laddie's softened emotions, nothing to it. He'll probably pay us for taking away the stock, shouldnit wonder! 'cYou're sure that is his name? demanded Reggie, still incredulous. Quite. Heis in the jolly old Metrop now, so we ought to round him up in no time, what? We'll buzz to and fro in the various hostelries and innsf' Righto,,, agreed Reggie. Feel like a bally chump, asking for a name like that, he hrooded. What time is it? Percy glanced at his wrist watch, jogged it slowly, and then with commendable vim, after which he asserted definitely: 32:4-6. Reggie looked at his own watch. It is 3:17, said he. What I can't under- stand, chappies flitting about with onions that don't keep time, bally nuisance. It is now,', said Percy with hauteur, H224-6. I assure you, insisted Reggie, it is 3:17. I say there, waiter, summoned Percy, pop out and locate the exact distance the jolly old sun has totteredf' Sir? queried the startled waiter. The time, laddie, the time. I would have the time. Why is there this delay?,' Immediately, sir, assured the waiter, and melted away. The waiter returned immediately. The time, sir, has just been announced on the radio, it is exactly 2315 minutes after twelve. -I' 'I' -ll' 'll' I' -I' it Reggie was in low spirits. All afternoon he had taxied to New York's second class hotels seeking a farmer with an extraordinary name. Reggie had more than a suspicion that some of the hotel clerks believed he was a detective. To a sensitive young man such suspicions are apt to be trying. Percy was making the rounds of another set of hotels. After meeting failure and some more or less dirty looks at the last hotel, Reg- gie was quite willing to call it a day and seek the well-earned comfort of his bed. Home, Caesarf' Reggie languidly instructed the brigand driver of his taxi cab. The brigand regretfully eyed the meter, which'was gaily singing a song of sixpence and doubloons. Say, mister, offered the brigand with an eye to business, there's another hotel just around the corner there. Page Thirteen CGM!! Really?,' yawned Reggie. Seems to me there are hotels scattered in wild confusion. I distinctly remember seventeen in the last two blocks, ah well, laddie, toddle along. We'll have a stab at this one, too. The brigand, gratified, swung his car into a staggering lope, nearly taking a fender off the car ahead. The gentleman in the car ahead stated under many oaths that he was aggrieved, whereupon the brigand told Reggie that he had but to say the word and he would go back and mash the manis head off. The head mashing process, which was merely to serve as a prelude to further unpleasant blemishes on the man's person, did not meet with favor in Reggie's eye, and the brigand, perforce, contented himself with airing a vocabulary which Reggie, who had been forcibly addressed by various brass hats during the war, found admirably original. At the hotel Reggie again propounded his connundrum concerning the where- abouts of Alcibiades Spectikson. To Reggieis sur rise, the clerk confessed that Mr. Spectikson was indeed staying in the hotel, and Iiad just stepped out. Reggie, he- lieved the clerk, could overtake Mr. Spectikson by hurrying. Reggie, after a really remarkable brain storm, during which he asked for Spec- tikson's description, hurried forth and espied his prey a short distance ahead. Reggie gave chase. I say! roared Reggie, donit walk so dashed fast. Absolutely tiring yourself and me too.', Reggie was red with embarrassment. This barging up to chappies absolutely strangers was not on the books, and yet here was he doing itl Spectik- son turned, surprise and suspicion written on his face. You know, laddief' began Reggie ingratiatingly, it's not right, you know. You shouldn't do it, dashed mulish, if you know what I meanf' I thoughtf' pondered Spectikson, these city slickers were smartf' Eh, what?,' demanded Reggie. I do notf' continued Spectikson firmly, want to buy the Brooklyn Bridge. uReally,,' said Reggie. ':Odd, but I've never wanted to buy it either. Rum coincidence. what? What I mean, sort of a bond between us, don't you know. And I don't want, went on Spectikson doggedlv-he had memorized all this in Running Horse- to buy anv shares in the city hall, neitherf' No?', said Reggie politely, the man was absolutely drivveling. Reggie had read somewhere that Westerners rambled. This fellah, though, it seemed to Reggie was doing more than rambling: he was absolutley running wild. Entranced by this delightful financial monologuef, continued Reggie, but the stock. laddie, the jolly old oil stock. You will disgorge, yes, no? Spectikson stopped short and lustily shouted 'LPolice, coos. cops! An officer, blissfully dozing in a doorway, came to with a start, and dashed forward. This crook, accused Spectikson, is trying to sell me some phony oil stock. You can't fool me, no sirf' Reggie stood petrified. Come along theref' ordered the preserver of the peace, placing a hand on Reggie's shoulder. Reggie snapped out of his daze. It was absolutely not in Reggie's plans to spend any hours in jail. As the officer reached, Reggie gave a spasmodic leap backwards. Spectikson grasped him with somber triumph. observing, I've got him! At the moment, Reggie wanted to be elsewhere and had a syndicate com- nosed of Dempsey, Strangler Lewis, and one-half dozen gorillas attempted to stay Reggie's progress at the moment. they would have found reason to curse themselves. It was but the work of an instant to kick Mr. Snectikson in the ankle and to smite him in the eve. lVIr. Spectikson let go and adopted a reclining position on the ground. Reggie was off. Behind. the sounds of pursuit swelled as Reggie reached his taxi. Quick.', gasped Reggie, get me out of here, and I shouldnat wonder if I gave vou a 3510 tip. Only SHO? demanded the brigand with a touch of austerity. Page Fourteen GSM!! Twenty, or possibly twenty-fivef' The taxi shot forward, and Reggie ceased trying to withdraw his head into his collar, a maneuver so capably performed by turtles. At the club, Reggie told Percy all, and Percy promptly got in touch with Spec- tikson on the phone. The Iowan stated that a brokerage firm, Leeds, Bingham, Leeds, and Leeds had taken charge of the stock. Percy, mercilessly arousing the dozing Reggie by the simple expedient of pour- ing some of the water out of the goldfish bowl down Reggie's neck, hailed a taxi and dragged the somnolent Reggie into it. At the brokerage firm, Percy and Reggie, still dozing, were admitted to the pres- ence of the Hon. Mr. Bingham. In the latter's office, there was another individual, a gangling person with protruding front teeth. Percy had a nebulous idea that he had seen him some place before. Mr. Bingham smiled cordially. ' You wish to purchase 500 hundred shares of B and S oil? Quite, agreed Percy. This gentleman, too, would like to buy the stock fpointing to the individual with teeth, who smiled suspiciouslyb. He has offered 37.50 a sharef' I'll raise him 32.50 a sharef' said Percy. The person with the teeth promptly topped Percy by another 35.00 a share. Percy, eyeing him with increasing disfavor. went up 32.50 a share. The teeth im- perturbably mentioned another 155.00-a share. Percy, after waking up Reggie for a conference, went up another 32.50. The teeth again topped Percy by another 35.00 a share. Mr. Bingham was beaming delightedly. Come sir, addressing Percy, surely you won't let the five hundred shares of his valuable stock go at 313,500.9 'Tm dashed well cleanedf, Percy glumly admitted. Bare to the bone, if you know what I mean. I say, though, how much will you allow me for my watch? Keeps time with absolute precision, and all that. It does not, Reggie woke up and promptly fell asleep again. Pm sorry, sir, said Mr. Bingham frigidly, but I am not a pawn broker. This gentlemen gets the stock. Good day, sirf' Percy moodily walked out with Reggie after shooting a look at the gentleman with the teeth, which, had he been susceptible to such things, must have pierced that gentleman on the spot. Later in the afternoon, Percy again entered his father,s office. Horace Van Slyn was in a sunny mood. He even smiled when Percy came in, a proceeding so un- usual that Percy immediately suspected that his valet had made some glaring error in dressing him. Horace was happy because his agent had just telephoned that he had secured the 500 shares of B and S oil. Almost immediately, a knock sounded on the door and in stalked the long individual with the teeth. With a start of horror Percy recollected who he was and forthwith tried to hide behind the hat rack. Well, you got it, Horace boomed. That's fine. How much was it? Thirteen thousand, seven hundred and fiftyf' briefly stated the person with the teeth, a man of few words. h Thirteen thou-have you gone crazy? barked Van Slyn, nearly falling off his c air. You gave me carte blanche, sir. Yes, but thirteen thou-on pure speculation! I would have secured the stock at 37.50 a share, sir, but some fool, why there he is by the hat rack. also bid, and I had to top him. Do you know the gentleman, sir? Oh, rather, bit of a relation. explained Percy. You worm, bellowed Van Slyn, why the devil did you bid?', We thought it over, Reggie and I. and we thought it was a ripe wheeze, doing you a bit of a favor and all that, said Percy. Page Fifteen THE NM Oh wellf' brooded Horace, Maside from having an imbecile for a son and having to pay ten times more for the stock than I could have got it for, I suppose I ought to be happyf' The telephone on Van Slyn's desk tinkled. Savagely lVIr. Van Slyn answered it. A feminine voice sweetly spoke, Telegram for you, sir. Shall I read it? 4'Yes, certainlyfi growled Horace. Cusher located on B and S property fizzled stop Repeated drilling has failed to cause any more gushers to spout stop Land is valueless stopf, The stricken lVIr. Van Slyn said absolutely nothing. For five minutes he chewed an inoffensive cigar into shreds, after which he finally spoke: If I see you again in the immediate future, you-you worm, I shall probably step on you. I could, Percy hopefully suggested, dash over to Englandf' I'll write you out a check at once, large enough to keep you in London for a long time, and if I see you within the next six months, on your head be it. Oh rightof' cheerily agreed Percy. I'll take the boat tomorrow. Awfully sorry and all thatg meant it for the bestf' Get out of here, rasped Horace. Percy got. Reggie, only too glad to renew his acquaintance with London, made reservations with Percy. You knowf, mused Percy at the Quill and Pen Club late that evening, abso- lutely true, that rummy thing about virtue having its own rewardg take me for instancef' Reclining on a convenient lounge, Reggie answered with a gentle snore. MTHESE CROOKED COPS'-A TRUE INCIDENT By HARRY M. LUND e The piercing winter wind, and the biting cold made me move briskly. My dog in front of me moved with even greater rapidity, he fairly leaped and bounded over the crisp snow that had just fallen a few hours before. It was still early morn- ing, and the street lamps here and there cut rather dimly into the darkness. The newspaper sack which hung limply from my shoulder seemed a great burden for I was not entirely out of the clutches of Morpheus. I reached the corner, and after a. few minor skirmishes with the cumbersome bundles with which I filled my sack, I was on my way around my route. For some inexplicable reason I altered my course that morning so as to pass a group of stores. As I was about to pass the last of these stores, an electric shop, I noted that there was a time-worn Ford standing in front of this shop. Coming closer, I recognized it as belonging to Hank, the cop, and I wondered what it was doing there. As I passed the store I looked in and saw Hank standing beside the safe. I faintly discerned his pallid face peering out at me from the shadows of the store. Hank and the safe were within the reach of the rays of the street lamp which partly lighted up the store. My detective mind noted that with guilty countenance and trem- bling fingers he was turning the dials of the safe. As Hank looked at me, his face turned even whiter. His hand seemed to go to his gun. I quickened my pace into a run for fear that he would take a shot at me.. After I was out of his sight, I slipped behind a tree, and surveyed the situation. The distinct picture of the guilty policeman was firmly imprinted on my mem- ory. The white face bespeaking guilt was still fresh in my mind. 'LI always have had suspicions of Hankf' I muttered to myself. I never did like him anyway: hereis my chance to get even with him for taking those papers on me every day. I made up my mind to get sufficient evidence, and then report the case to his superior officers. Revenge would be sweet. Page Sixteen THE M But first I continued on my way around my route. After an hour and a half of running, walking, and throwing papers, I was done. I decided to go a few blocks out of my way and reaffirm my suspicions and de- ductions. As I came in view of the store, I noticed that the clear imprints of the tires on the Ford were still on the ground. That in itself was proof enough to convict him, I figured. In my eagerness I was figuring out just how I would phrase the speech of accusation that I would have to make to the police. I reached the store, and looked in. Sure enough, there it was, dials and all. Yes, and on top of it was perched a neat little sign bearing these words, THIS RADIO CAN BE BOUGHT ON THE INSTALLMENT PLAN. COME IN AND CONSULT US. Well, it did look like a safe anyway, and if it had been a safe Hank would have looked guilty, and my deduction would have been right-oh pshaw! IN STUDY HALL By DOROTHY SHAVE, '30. 'Say, it's a wonderful day, isn't it? I sure hate to study. Oh, yeah, I have to, all right. Mary. Cot an English test next period. No, English isn't very hard, but tests-l I wonder what sheill ask? I'm bothering you? Why, I'm studying for my test. Hm- 'born in 1648, died in-' Oh, say, did you see all the kids who were late today?- About twenty came in together, Como-Harriet cars musta been tied up again. They can't blame the snow this time, why, it's a regular spring day. Swell, isn't it, Mary? Well, what if I did mention it before? It's the truth. 'His early works include-' Been to the Paramount this week, Mary? Uh-huh, it's awfully good, a college picture, you know. And maybe that football hero isn't good- looking! Sure, I did say that I have a test next period, what about it? Well, I am studying, what else have I been doing all period? 'His education included-' Oh, Mary, look! Jimmie Walker was just trying to sneak out of here, and Mr. Krueger caught him. That's one time it didnit Work! 'Among his early works is-' Say, Mary, have you had a bid to the J. S. yet? Oh, who asked you? Me? Oh, well, I don't really want to go anyway. No, I really don't care about it-not much. Maybe I'd better study now. Oh, there's the bell. Gee, I hope I get a good mark in my test next period. Well, I ought to, I studied all period. But that's the way it goes- you can study and study, and yet get E'sg teachers are all down on you, y,know. Alone By MILDRED WIGINGTON, '30 Alone I'd love to wander ' O'er hills and valley deep And paint things as I see them With all the world asleep. First a carpet of emerald green, The sky a lovely blue: I'd make my trees a glorious sight And flowers of every hue. Then somewhere near, a winding road, Perhaps a silver brook: A rustic farm of Peter Pan, 'Most hidden in some nook. And then far in the distance Iid love a mountain steep, I think I'd call the world to life, And give it just one peep. Paige' S!'1Il llfl'4'll S A if -,. LU 5 4 z I ' fy ,X -I X5 - I X N 'Lk' WRWW 3 Q I 'E 255 NGN W X, QQXQ A 'QV MW 1 P LM gi MQ JN 'nt ' 2 'E f ,495 X f Q U3 Efh 2' E LL ' N 5 --gf U 5:-Z ' x , Q 5:51 X 9 .Z D WW X 2 ' X xx, V? r' W LQ m X g1llQlUN. KSNWRIQ 55 JH I 1 . :UE 5. UU, W5 I i A '-. - Z- 61'-lm :figifm la 'H f ' 253, ff EMI' JE b 1 4 S W 1- 222 W '77 I X7 lx . .-.. .,.-.111-431. 'gl 43 .-I I4 WL 5,5 X J I X , W' W HJ x KX Sf -J fb ,- U' N M lv P x X , -fs QM 2 M ' Ei Cf 'g ' m ,, 6,55 ' if, fxi-t u ll 11, Q N E xxx! x. - N 'KH K, YH I if 2 'E K 1 N xlmf E I W I ,. . 1 UQ. M51 Ei!! 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She was never satisfied until she obtained what she wanted, and this she usually man- aged to do, for she had golden hair and a golden fspeakingj voice. . One afternoon Marv Jane's telephone rang impatiently, nor was this unusual, for Mary Jane's telephone was always ringing. 'fHellol ltis me. This statement, ungrammatical and ardent, caused Mary Jane's heart to do queer and unexpected things. This annoyed her, for it made her voice tremble slightly as she answered: Oh, yes. How are you? Able to sit up and take nourishment, but, my dear, I canit call for you at your home tonight. l have to stay with the boys at the Y. M. until eiglht. Could you meet me at the drug store on Grand and Snelling at eight fifteen? I haven't done this before, so I guess your mother will understand? Surely, Mummie understands-always. I'll meet you, but you be prompt. Uh-huh. Well, I've got to rush. Toodle-doo. . CGBye-5, ' At eight fifteen, our heroine and a school acquaintance, Bob, were at the drug store. Each appeared to be annoyed and waiting for someone else. Bob, the oddest things has happened to me. My friend called this afternoon and said heid meet me here at this time because he had to come from the Y. M. Now he's not here. He never pulled this before. That,s funny. Was it Jack, Mary Jane? I thought so. It sounded like him. He didnit say, though. Just said, 'lt's me.' '4Gollv! Know what. Mary Jane? I'll bet Central gave me the wrong number and I made the date with you. Jack wasn't at the Y. M. tonight. Gee, what a break! Of course Bob, being a perfect gentleman, could do nothing but take the young ladv out. This he did. Furthermore, he enjoyed every minute of the evening and made further arrangements to see this charming little classmate whom he had scarce- ly deigned to notice before. ' Mary Jane's Junior essay was on the telephone. that marvelous and interesting contrivance. After receiving a bid for the J. S. from Bob, Mary Jane gave her cousin, who was the local telephone operator and who had been seen in mysterious conference with Mary Jane. a lovely present. This all tends to explain why Mary Jane was singing. Like the Canadian Mounted Police, she got her man. ,, Stars By IOLA LUCHSINGER, ,30 The stars are dew drops of the sky- They're twinkling little bells of night That softly ring their message out From dusk until the rnorninglight. Page Nineteen T I-I E H M The Delphian Uracle Sings the Future Yi W XP, NTT .4 ,C 1 E T 5 if or -s s S f - 'M' ' i. 2.3 Z. 1 1 ', T :ss .cf '41, g if x X Z ,. I TE 'T If :I ff X l lll 3: if f -Qlle l i. f 4 f safe E 1 fi 1 5 h 1.71 -A- 13.1 '-5 , W 1 E My - '25 . W g We . A J he A sa -F A f ff s .5 lm 3 , . .- at ' , Q' I ,e , - 'gif Y Hwy fffl ll X l 5 E f . .1 X Y : A I .. 7: ,Il , ' z, -fl-'A li : f E 27 J ffl, - f Ing: F . A C' ' 7 Q i f ' , in xy fwffllf011fp,,,,WMfffmWmx andre, The compilers of the MM, in accordance with their avowed and unalterable pur- pose of making the 1930 MMN a literary monument and beacon to posterity, after a momentous executive session, decided that only the Oracle of Delphi should sing the prophecies ofthe Mechanic Arts Class of 730. The expense, of course, was tremendous, but the splendid financial condition of the M ltotal resources: 3511.983 proved adequate, and as a result, an ocean liner was chartered, and a distinguished group of six was engaged to consult the renowned oracle. On the committee were Marvin Kreidberg, Dorothy Shave, Deliitte Handford, lioger 0'Donnell, Cornelia Vandersluis, and Robert Atkinson, not one of whom needs any biographical sketch, their lives and deeds are known to all. The liner sailed from New York on the 3rd of March, 1930, and arrived in Delphi a number of weeks later. They found the oracle, a priestess of Apollo, engaged in a healed dispute concerning the relative advantages of long skirts as opposed to facial veils. The committee forthwith addressed the priestess, and exhorted her to begin singing the prophecies at once, pointing out that life was short and time was fleeting. The priestess at once repaired to the Temple of Apollo, the committee followed her, Miss Shave audibly voicing her opinion that the oracle, as a woman, wasn,t much lo look at, and as for her dressil The priestess, in the middle of Apolloas Temple, seated herself on a bowl placed on u tripod. Beneath the tripod a vent in the earth exuded a peculiar, smoky gas. Mr. 0,Donnell vociferously demanded that the gas company of Delphi be summoned at once. The oracle suddenly began raving, and thus were her prophecies ftranslated into Englishl : ln the stately and refined halls of Vassar College, 1 see FLORENCE McMl- CHAEL. an instructor there, she would feel out of place and lonesome were not MAR- THA KLEIN also at Vassar, teaching assorted languages. ln New York, that powerful voice of the people, 'The Tribunef is being pulm- lished and edited 'by HARRY LUND and DOROTHY SHAVE, D'eETTE HANDFORD Priya' Tzrcnty CSM!! being confidential adviser to Miss Shave. In the Tribune editorial office, ROGER O'DONNELL, chief publicity agent of Broadway, has just convinced Mr. Lund to give a half page free splurge to 'Likeable Idiots,' a play written by LYLE GRAY, and in which there will be some difficulty because both IOLA LUCHSINGER and IRENE OLIN, the leading actresses, each demands the starring role. EDWARD GIRK is seen in the comic section of the 'Tribuneig no, not himself, but his popular cartoon, 'Ma Sickle's Troublesf HI see KING ELLIOTT president of Madison Square Garden. King's secretary, VIOLET NELSON, and his assistant, DAVID GREENBERG, who do most of the work, are negotiating with HARVEY NARR, manager of WILLIAM WALSH, pugi- listic contender, and with MELVIN FRERCK, player manager of the New York American hockey team. On his team, Stanley Cup Champions, are MILFORD MUN- SON, and CRAWFORD MCGLYNN. Violet has just mailed LUCILLE OLIVER a check for first prize in a skating race. Near the Garden, a popular night club has been established by CHRISTINA NELSON who has among her hostesses, BEATRICE ZIMANSKI, CAROLINE OLSON, and HELEN WATTERS. DWIGHT REICHOW, ARDIS JOHNSON, and WILLIAM REYNOLDS are in the clubls orchestra, and MARY CAMERON, DOROTHY STERN- BERG, BERNADINE MCCORMICK, RICHARD PRIBIL, and DANIEL SELLECK are among the most popular entertainers. Daniel is trying hard to put over a new song written by JOSEPH KISSIN. In charge of the stage settings at the club, are ALBERT BUN DE and JOHN WAGNER. I CLARENCE ADAMS is having his troubles as head coach of the Radcliffe Col- lege football team, though he has a capable assistant in DOROTHY REISI-N-G. The most prominent 1939 professional golfer is GORDON SODERBERG, who finds opposition in BERT BERGMAN, who is making so much as a radio salesman that he is able to remain an amateur golfer. S'The 'talkies' have claimed HOLLY CAMERON, Holly's Voice is used for a double whenever a Swiss yodel is necessary. MLLOYD MICHELSON I see as a prominent novelist and humoristg he is a mem- ber of eighteen dinner clubs and twenty-four supper clubs. ROBERT PAGEL has a responsible position with the Great Northern Railway- as a locomotive engineer. His train crosses Lake Superior daily over a bridge de- signed and constructed by HOWARD BOXMEYER and HERBERT JUNGBAUER, noted engineers. A rather pompous Governor of Minnesota is CHARLES STEES. 'Charles has a number of secretaries including RUTH BRAZEN, MYTRTLE HARNDEN, and ZEL- DA HARRIS. HVERN BRANDL owns and operates the largest wholesale grocery house in the Northwest. HAROLD RUPP dozes in comfor-t having bought stock i11 a company which HUGH MGMENEMY and WILLIAM WEGNER have organized. The chief product of the company is a non-sleep tonic discovered by MALRY ELIZABETH HERON and HOWARD REICHOW noted chemists. PAT McNEILL, WILLIAM BOCKHAUS, and MARLAIS FENSKE are train- ing vigorously to swim across Lake Superior at its widest point. E The largest ship yards in the world are operated by ROBERT ANGSTER. Rob- ert leaves all business details to MABEL BUCHOLZ, his private secretary. The Fates have destined ROY MOBERG to the earth, no, not to die, immediate- ly, but as a farmer. His nearest neighbor, 275 acres away, is EVELYN KENT, mar- ried to a successful scientific farmer. DOROTHY GUNDERSEN is the successful editor of 'Elite,' a popular mag- azine, on which OLAF BRANDT is dramatic critic, and to which ALICE HEICKERT contributes essays and GUSTAF TEGELER, poetry. FRANCES FROMMER, wife of a retired pickle manufacturer, and LUCILLE PITTELKOW are frequent callers at the beauty parlor of LAUDEY OSIECKI and Page Twenty-one THE HMM SIDNEY KRISS, who have been instrumental in the popularization of the MARY DERAGISH Hairnets. JAMES HOGG, librarian in the Washington Congressional Library, is much interested in theatricals and is secretly sponsoring a light drama starring LILA WIL- KINSON and SHIRLEY ROSS. It was the will of the gods that WESLEY LIESCH should nearly break his neck skylarking on his motorcycle. He is being treated in a private nursing home where MYRL HOENCK is head nurse. Wesley's private nurse is BERENICE TOENSING. In the hospital is also CLARENCE KAUFMAN who has had the misfortune to par- achute down on a church spire. Clarenceis nurse is EMMA KOLAR. FLORENCE MCGINNITY, also a nurse, has just left the hospital to get married. Her wedding gown has been made by EVA BULLOCK, modiste to the fashionable. Eva's Parisian buyer is GENEVIEVE ROHOW. EDWARD PANEK is conducting a fiery campaign for freedom in man's dress. He is particularly opposed to tuxedoes. In the campaign he is aided and abetted by HERBERT TJOSVOLD and JACK ODINK, opposed to him are the fashionable clothiers, GEORGE KOLAR and KENNETH MORGAN. JOHN BO'WMAN is engaged in mathematical research for Yale College, and IRENE ROSSBACH is laboring for an M. A. degree at Bryn Mawr. The Fates have decreed that WILLIAM ELLING be a police sergeant, as such, William is in constant contact with JACK WENTLING, not a desperado, but the Commissioner of Police in St. Paul. HHAROLD KODADA and WALTER LAKE are attempting, with their racing car, 'Turtle,' to eclipse the speed record of the world, thus far their car has attained the speed of 64' miles an hour. The car was designed by CLAYTON HORTON. HLYMAN BALDWIN and CLIFFORD TUCKER are conducting a gymnasium which is the stamping ground of various stout gentlemen and obese ladies. Lyman and Clifford have engaged MARJORIE SMITH, renowned dietitian, to aid them in their reducing work. A new kind of laundry soap is made by LOIS GOODRICH and is being in- troduced to trade by LYMAN JANITSCHKE. A treatise on mathematics, 'Seventeen Different Ways to Work the Pythagorean Theorem Incorrectlyf has been written by LOIS ALDRA, and published by OSBORN LUNNEY and JACK CALOF, publishers. Lois' book is being used by ODELLE HAR- RIS and SAM MCCLOCKLIN in their mathematics classes. One of the new 'best sell- ers' is IVAH JOHNSON'S book, 'Were Adam and Eve Economists?', the most im- portant thing on that line since Karl Marx. Ivah's work has been commented upon by MARIE ECKERT, a well-known critic. FANNIE LEVINE frequently buys canaries at the pet fpet animalj store of MARGARET RIPKE and GENEVIEVE SCHNEIDER. The gods reveal that FRANCIS KORTSON and RODNEY SNOREN sell sport- ing goods to whoever will buy. Their super salesman in the stilts department is CLARENCE FRASER. ROBERT HOAG is interpreting the Bible in such a dynamic way that LEONA MAHOWALD, a stenographer, and MARVIN OHMAN, a collar salesman, are un- able to secure their usual soothing sleep in church Sunday morning. A deacon in Robert's church is ANDREW RILEY. HMARLIN SUMMERS, regional prohibition chief, is at-tempting to secure an in- junction from Judge RICHARD DAGGY to prevent manufacturers from continuing to manufacture wine glasses, but the judge fafter having slept through the argu- ments of OVERLA HAGEN, wine glass attorney, and GEORGE RADF ORD, Marlinis legal adviser, refuses to grant the injunction. Apollo foretells that MABEL MAZOUREK, BELLA GREENBERG, and MARY .JOYCE have opened a theater and have introduced an innovation, a lunch room in the theater lobby, in charge of the lunch room are VIOLA WRABECK and ADELE GIBNEY, known as 'The Personality Sistersf Page Twenty-two , GEMS! 'fThe head chef in the lunch room is the famous F ABIAN CORTEZ, who is using the fruits grown on PABLO ALCANTAR.A'S plantation. It is the will of the gods that DORIS FISH, WENONAI-I BATE, FERNE HOLM and LORRAIN E DEXTER be agitating zealously in their campaign to allow women to be employed in the building trades. EDWARD HERTZ, GEORGE CALHOUN, MAU- RICE GOLDBOM, and JOHN GOYNDEK, prominent exponents of men's rights, have instituted a counter campaign to allow men to be employed as washwomen. A portrait of TRUMAN RISBRUDT, prominent Democrat, painted by ANDRE BORATKO, is on exhibition at the Royal Academy of Arts, Paris. Apollo reveals that the botanist world will be startled by DON BURCALOW, who will succeed in grafting a sweet potato with a rose. 6'The beautiful etchings of FRANK ADSIT and TED HARRIS are successfully advertising Bigger and Better Dutch Sausages sold by a firm headed by CORNELIA VANDERSIJUIS and .IOSEPHINE DEWITT. ' The Fates show that N INA MAE BAKER, F REDA BODLAK, LOIS HAGERTY, and MILDRED DAVIS are running for 'Congress in Minnesota on platforms stren- uously upholding the government's right to issue postal stamps. A best seller is EDWARD ERICKSO'N'S 4Ten Years Without a Thoughtf WIL- F ORD GRAHAM, noted critic, gives the book his entire approbation. MJOHN COUGHLIN, Sousa's successor, delights his audiences by directing his band by remote control. Apollo foretells that CHARLES FISH, managed by CLIFFORD THOMPSON, will worm his way to the wrestling championship of the world. Charles' pet hold, an ear lock, is frowned upon by HARRY CHRISTIANSEN, WILLIS KUNZE, ALBERT T SCHIDA, and WILLIAM DAVIS, high moguls of sports in the United States. HHARRIET SMITH, campaign manager for HARRY ARNE-SEN, running for mayor in St. Paul, is trying to make Harry get his picture taken while he is kissing babies. Harry has thus far refused. JOHN HUNA, pitcher for the Giants, owned by LAWRENCE LINDSTROIVI, and WILLIAM MARSHALL, has made an undying name for himself-by tossing 17 'balls' in a row during a World Series game. The umpires for the game were JOHN SCHOLZ, FRANK WRIGHT, and DONALD LEWIS. It is the will of the gods that ALVIN BEULKE, HIMIE INGBER and CHARLES CALLINAN have an enormous liver wurst factory tnot a chain storej to which DOR- OTHY KINAG, VIOLA BEULKE, and THEODOSIA HELLE, governmental health in- spectors, pay numbers of inspection visits. The 18th century coffee house has been revived by ELAINE HANSEN, GEN- EVIEVE NIICOLA, and ,IEANNETTE MICKO. There will soon be a coffee house in every city. Among the managers are BERTHA ABRAMOVITCH, ,IACQUELINE GRAY, FLORENCE ATZ, CATHERINE IANES, and MARIE DeVANEY. The charm- ing little coffee cups, which hold a thimble full of coffee for 150, have been manu- factured by REUBEN GOODMAN and RAYMOND ANDERSON. The coffee is im- ported from the South American plantations of ROBERT ATKINSON and BAR- TON FLOWERS. MARGARET BAKKEN, CLAIRE KELLEY, and ANNETTE O'SHAUGHNESSY are delving into ancient documents to prove that an Irishmen named O'Leary was the first one to ever discover America. EMILY GAINES, EVELYN BUSCHMANN, VIOLA FRISK, FLORENCE BYRNES, and MARGARET ANDERSON are taking a trip around the world on the Luxurious,', captained by HOWARD SCHLEITER, as a prize for having sent in win- ning names for a new line of shoes sold by HARRY GOLDBERG, and GRACE WIGIN. The spinning of the Fates show that LaF AY 'CARBONE and MARY ELLIOTT are investigating first causes as to why Mussolini was not born in the United States. HAILEEN LUNDQUIST in collaboration with WESLEY FALES has revolution- ized physics by the invention of a mousetrap acting on entirely different principles. Page Twenty-three THE MM The invention has been patented under the expert supervision of DOROTHY CROF T and MARTHA DOYLE, patent attorneys, and has been marketed by MAURICE GRO- DIN, promoter, in charge of whose business office is MARION GERLICH and PAULA GLICKMAN. . I foretell that VIRGINIA DeGERE and VERA FUSSELL will instruct the girls at an exclusive finishing school in military training. The artist of gSnappy Sadie,' famous syndicated newspaper sketch, is EVELYN LOTT. HBERNADINE MQBRIDE, ESTHER MCEVOY, ANN MARGOLIS, and GER- TRUDE REHNBERG, well known conservatives, are strenuously opposing the at- tempts of HARVEY KUHN, AARON PAYMAR, HOWARD JOHNSON, and RAY- MOND LUGER, style experts, to repopularize women's high buttoned shoes. Apollo reveals that two days after LAWRENCE LONG had been selected as the model husband in a nation wide contest, it was found that he is no-t married. . JACK MILLER, philanthropic artist, has established public baths in practical- ly every large city in the country. ' HMARION MINTZ has founded a number of loop pedestrian rest homes, where pedestrians, overwhelmed by the whirl of traffic, may for a consideration, recuper- ate: Assisting Marion in making the pedestrians feel safe, are BEULAH O'NEAL, CATHERINE MEYER, JULIA KOCI, and ETHEL NEUJAHR. A patron of the rest homes is MARGUERITE MCKUSICK, millionaire's spouse, who has been forced to go without her private car many times because her chauffeur, CHARLES KETTELSON, often disappears with the car. CLAYTON KILEY, chief customs inspector at the port of Minneapolis, has rather a hard time of it, in spite of his stenographers, GERALDYNE LaFOLLETTE and LUCILLE BURTH, for his assistant customs inspectors, RANDALL LIESCH, ROBERT JOHNSON, and HARRY KLINE, refuse to admit any foreign books the least bit smutty, contending that American authors can supply the demand. lt is Zeus, will that EDWIN NEBY blacken his hands by cornering the coal market for about seventeen seconds, during which time he will dictate three letters to his stenographer, LUCILLE ODINK. FRANK MODJESKE, famous Olympic track man, will do a mile in 2:375Mt- mounted on -a racing pony owned by JOHN OLSON, ninth seeded tennis player in the United States. HDELORES MARSDEN, so the omens reveal, has temporarily lef-t the Chicago ,Civic Opera to go on a concert tour with LILLIAN ODESSKY, renowned pianist, and with BERNICE MACKEY and MAYME MALEJCHA, her booking secretaries. HLEIGH NERHAUGEN, MABEL NELSON, and DOROTHY JOHNSON were prospecting California for gold and found husbands instead. NI foretell that ROBERT TORBET, OTIS STOUTENBURGH, and PAUL RICK will be attempting to justify the ways of God to men, as clergymen. EARL TORREY, Americais best. dressed golfer, and JOHN GUSTAFSON are endeavoring to create a vogue for a new kind of golf spat, designed by OTTILIE ZENKER, and being sold in the exclusive men's shops of LEONARD VIGNALO and LOUIS SILVER. f'By Apollo's grace it is revealed that in the typewriter factory of CARL SOR- LIEN will be employed GEORGE WAWRA, LEONA VOGELGESANG, THERESA SPIES, and GEORGE TONG. The typewriters will be distributed by BEN OGLAN- SKY'S wholesaling firm in charge of whose enormous accounts is MARY TUMA. The private school established by MARLINE SUMNER includes on its fac- ulty, MARY SIMONE, PRISCILLA MOORE, and GENEVIEVE TARKLER. 4'Millions lie within reach of FRANK WILDE and JOHN TUBBESING, who are clerks in the Denver Mint. The Chicago flower shops of HOWARD VALEN and CHARLES WIEBMER are major industries. Pllgl' 'I'wz'nly-four T H E 66 M 99 The Fates show that GLENN REUTER, DONALD WETTENGEL, and THEO- DORE SIORIS, members of the St. Paul Chamber of Commerce, are on a committee selected to secure new electric bulbs for Seventh Street lamp posts. - CATHERINE WASCHBUSCH, SIGNE SWENSON, VERBA WOODING, and MARCELLA VOELKER are compiling an authoritative work on presidents of the United States who have suffered from measles. WILLIAM SIMPSON is designing spectacles in the jewelry store of FRED HOHENWALD. The strictly honorable roadhouse of MILDRED WIGINGTON and LUCILLE SHANNON, where the hardest thing to be bought is chicken, is located in a rambling farm rented from JOHN GREVETII and HARLAND ROSS, prominent real estate firm. HWILMA ROBINSON, CATHERINE TEITSCHEID, MARJORIE RUSSELL, and MARIAN R0lUSH are vacationing at Deauville. Apollo foretells that ANNABEL CIKANEK is one of the leaders taking a cen- sus of the world. Among the census takers will also be DONALD DeF OR, RUBY RADKE, EDITH MAROFSKY, and STANLEY SEV ICK. 'SFLOREN-CE KREGER, world famous designer, has designed a 27-inch bottom trouser, which VIRGINIA KRAFT and CHARNEY GEPNER are vigorously attempt- ing to standardize for the trousers of all men. A committee of men, on which are PETER BOOS, WILLIAM BOECK, WILLIAM SASNLR, and EDWARD BLANCK, will attempt to compromise on a 26M1-inch bottom. HAROLD YENCH, attempting to establish a new airplane refueling record in his pl-ane specially constructed by WALTER WRABECK, will be forced to land because some one will put salt in his thermos flask of coffee. The radio set invented by CARL ENGL is quite unique in that it eliminates static except when in use. The Fates show that ROBERT FOSS and JAMES SNODGRASS, scientists, will prove conclusively that Einstein's Relativity Theory does not materially affect the theory of Evolution. The Isadora Duncan dancers and the Russian Ballet seem listless compared to the Broadway dancing chorus of BERNAD-INE CHAMBERS and LORRAINE WRA- BECK, who will appear in a theater in which MILTON ORAIGHEAD will have risen from usher-in Aisle 8 to usher in Aisle 1. 'There will be an alliance of employment bureaus made by MARJORIE FRE- DINE, VIOLA VANDERVORT, GLADYS KJELDSEN, and ANN MARY STOCK- TON which will practically control the servant problem of the United States. NA- THAN MAROF SKY, JERRY CIHLOR, OLLIE GRANTHAM, and ALFRED DEB- BERT are attempting to destroy the employment bureau monopoly by a stirring campaign 'to break the chain servantsf 'GMARIAN ANDERSON is in decided demand as a lecturer, she lectures on 'The na-tion's menace: the flapperf One of the mystery tales of MORRIS COHEN so engrossed CHARLOTTE ALDES that she accidentally swallowed an eraser instead of a piece of candy, and she was treated by Dr. LEONA SKODA. The business college operated by CHARLES BO'ECK and HOWARD KOCH has introduced a new system of shorthand devised by FANNIE KAPLAN. I sing the Fates and that ,IENNIE JAMIESON, MARGARET EMBERLAND, DOROTHY FISHER, and CHARLOTTE BOTTOMLEY will have executive positions with Standard Oil-they will operate filling stations. The singing of SHIRLEY ROCK does much to make the RALPH CARSON SODA POP HOUR popular over WEAF. RUTH ERLICH silk stockings will be all the run in the fashionable ladies' outfitter shop managed by GLADYS KRUSE and MILDRED KENNEDY. My eyes are uncovered by the gods and I see that the first woman motion pic- ture director of any worth is LORETTA GILLE who has directed ELENORA CAMP- Page Twenty-hue caM'nA BELL and RUTH PEPIN to stardom. CAMILLE DIRE, exclusive theme song writer for Miss Gille, has scored a number of musical hits including Llf You Leave Me I'll Die of ,loy.' The superior cosmetics of CECELIA HAAS are the choice of all the stars of Hollywood as numerous blindfold tests conducted by WILLIAM KOCIAN, ANGELA PALERMO, and DOROTHY REXEISEN have proved. DOROTHY GARDNER, VIRGINIA DUNN, MILDRED PLEPLER, and LO-RRAINE HACKET are employed on the Paramount lots as steady extras. Apollo reveals that HELEN HENTON, LOIS ADAMS, DOROTHY BLUM- STEIN, and ALICE PIRAM have decided, after deep research, that Communism, as practiced by the Russian government, should be considered excessively radical. Kittenba1l, under SOLLY WINNICK'S supervision, has been officially recog- nized as being physically equal in value to tiddle-de-winks. Apollo foretells that the Paris representative of the GEORGE BOWLES Peanut Butter Extract Co. will be ELEANOR ALEXANDER. F RANK KUGLER'S combination hair and curry comb has been endorsed by ALICE JOHNSON and EVELYN BEAUFORD, officials of the Good Housekeeping Institute. The spinning of the Fates show that LUCILLE STUEWE, ANAMAY STRAUS, EDNA NELSON, and CATHERINE DIEBEL will combine their notion stores into one gigantic dime store chain. The priestess ceased her chanting and raving. Miss Handford, who had fallen asleep, awoke and tried to look as though she always shut her eyes when meditating. The priestess pointedly remarked that she was going out to lunch. By a vote of 6 to I, Robert Atkinson took her to lunch. - The following day the prophecy committee sailed for America. The prophecies were telegraphed ahead. The editors of the Mn wish to repeat that the cost of the trip to Delphi was enormous, but, as has been said, the editors feel that only the most famous and inspired Oracle of Delphi was worthy of the M and class of ,30. NDEUS VOLENSQ' By LYLE GRAY, '30. Some day, many years from now, I shall be an old man. There is nothing particularly elucidating in that. I know that I shall never be a rich man, unless some relative leaves me a fortune, a very unlikely event, in that none of my known kin could pay cash for a five-room bungalow. How do I know that I will never be rich? It is an affliction-or shall I say gift-handed down through generations of penniless Grays. Then, too, Ilm so ex- travagant that no happiness is mine until my pockets are empty. Money never re- mains in my purse for more than five days after pay-day. Once my check lasted a week, and I was uneasy for two months, fearing that Franklin's proverbs were be- ginning to take effect. I firmly believe in having a good time while my money lasts. But what has all this to do with my old age? Merely this-I have plans. A poor-house would never do. And besides, I know that the wife simply would not stand for it. I detest cleaning streets, a strictly honorable occupation, but lack- ing in appeal. My dislike for selling penny pencils at five cents knows no bounds. I won't have a pension to depend on, because there will never be another war, and I shall never be a fireman, mailman, or engineer. But, as I said, I have plans: I am going to open a second-hand bookstore. Hold your laughs and listen. What better job could an old man wish for than running a bookstore, especially the kind that I expect to own? An experienced man is needed. By that time I expect to have acquired all the experience that I shall need. A lazy man is preferred, which characteristic is one of my most prominent. My shop will not be too large, nor too small. It will not be new. That would detract from its coziness, which would never do. The store itself will contain but Page Twenty-six HMS! one room, divided into smaller partitions by shelves of books. Here and there around the room will be small tables, each with one chair, a reading lamp, and an ash- tray. Neither will these be new, but old, comfortable pieces that I shall pick up about the city. ' At each table I shall place a small sign, saying, g'If you are not enjoying your- self, see Mr. Cray at the desk in the back of the room. If you are, continue reading. Stay as long as you like, smoke what you will, but notice the ash-trayf, My desk will occupy a space at the far end of the shop. A few shelves, replacing the traditional pigeon-holes, will contain my favorite titles. A can of tobacco and a briar pipe will rest on an ash-tray. The top of the desk will be cluttered with papers and trash, for orderliness is too business-like, and my bookstore will not be a place of business, but the home of Pleasure and Delight. I shall sit at my desk with my briar in my hand, watching the curling smoke drift lazily ceilingward. Occasionally I shall help a customer. He will always go away satisfied, for I shall know precisely what he will want. I shall look into his eyes, and say to myself, That man needs a few of Lamb's Essaysf' or I'Here's a fellow who could stand some poetry, Keats, perhapsf' Someone will want adven- ture sto-ries, but before he tells me, I shall be after the very tale he will enjoy most. Another will ask for philosophy, though his question will be superfluous. Possibly some young fellow will be a few cents shy of the price of some coveted volume. I shall let him have it. I shall not be there for financial gain, but to satisfy menas literary desires. Often I shall be visited by book-lovers like myself. We shall have long talks lo- gether over our pipes, back in a secluded corner of my shop. We shall discuss our literary likings and dislikesg we shall argue for and against some well known author. Donit you -think that I shall enjoy life, in my second-hand bookstore? Look me up about fifty years from now. I shall be delighted to help you. WHAT A VERY LITTLE GIRL LOVED TO READ By EVELYN Lorr, '30 It was a little red book. I had picked it up off the library table in desperation. At least it would contain something to read. Anything! I began to read to her. The poetry had a natural swing, a lulling rhythm. She stopped crying. With eyes wide with interest, she listened. And then presently she dozed off. Mary, cross, tired, three-year-old Mary-if anything could hold her interest-well, there was something to it. I continued reading. The poems were written about two children, Christopher Robin and Emmeline. There were poems about Alexander Beetle and a Teddy bear whose name was Winnie-the-Pooh, Pooh for short. Their utter sim- plicity is what attracted me. They were so simple that they were charming. Mary was particularly fond of one that went like this: James, James Morrison, Morrison Weatherby, George, Dupre, Took great care of his mother Though he was only three. James, James Said to his mother Mother, he said, said he, You must never go down to the End of the town without consulting mefi There are several pages in this poem, and she always liked it. And she always said, Read it again! They were easy to memorize, and so every Saturday afternoon we learned a new poem. It was great fun, the afternoons passed almost too quickly. Page Twenty-sevf'f1 MMDB Every Saturday afternoon when lVlrs. Fellows came home, she always asked, 'cHas Mary been a good girl this afternoon?7' I could answer truthfully that she had been. And that was how it began. We read the '4Winnie-the-Pooh stories, too. Pooh,' was Christopher Robinls '4Teddy. Pooh was fond of honey. And so he and Robin decided to get some from the bees. Pooh had a wonderful plan for getting it. They would tie a balloon around his waist and then he would ascend. The bees would be deceived and think that he was a little black cloud. But they couldn't decide on the color. I mean if he used a green balloon, he would resemble the trees-Christopher Robin finally concluded that by using the blue one, the bees would be misled, and think he was the sky. Pooh discovered after getting up that these were the wrong kind of bees. They were the suspicious'7 kind. They were even suspicious after Robin walked up and down with his urrrbrella remarking loudly that it 'Gcertainly looks like rain? Mary nearly cried because she was so sorry they weren't the right kind. One day Robin planned an Expetition to the North Pole. Word was sent around to all the forest folk. The members of the Expetition included: Rabbit, Owl, Kanga, and her baby, Roo. There was the sad and melancholy Eeyore, and cheerful, witty, little Piglet. And there was Alexander Beetle. Last, but not least, was the bear of little brain, Pooh. They tramped miles and milesf' meeting with many thrilling adventures, and of course everyone was on the lookout for the North Pole. Christopher told Piglet he was almost certain it was a stick planted in the ground with a sign on which was printed with very large letters 6'North Pole. Pooh found a stick, but it had no sign. Nevertheless Christopher Robin called the Expetition to a halt, and he made a sign. It read: North Pole discovered by Pooh Pooh found it. And the very next day he gave a party in honor of Pooh. Both Mary and I agreed that he certainly deserved a party. Don't you think so too? MMY MAN, By DEETTE HANDroRD, 130 I'm going to get married some day. At least my brother says l am if l can find a man crazy enough to marry me. l donit see why they have to be crazy, but he has lived with me for seventeen years, so he ought to know. Well, as long as that is definitely settled, I suppose I had better set about picking an ideal. y 1 V - Well, now, let's see. What types of men are there? Oh, thereis the large, brutish type, but that would never do, for I'lVl going to be boss of my home. I sup- pose I could get a little man, but they never argue with a person, and what,s the use of getting married if you don't fight once in a while? Well, l'll strike a. happy medium--a man of average height and average build. Now as regards their position in life. An artist is far too temperamental. A business man ?-too direct and business-like. l suppose a doctor would be all right, but then, they're called out so much at night, and if I don't get my sleep, Pm pos- itively haggard the next day. A day laborer invariably tramps in mud on a per- fectly clean floor. The president of some large company or other wouldn't be bad, only, there is always the danger of his running off with the blond secretary. A traveling salesman would never do, for he has the habit of arriving home at the most unexpected moments. I hate unexpected company. A sailor wouldn't do because it is rather hard to determine just how many other wives he has. An auto- mobile salesman would be all right, if it weren't that salesmen are so efficient at winning their points, and I never argue unless I can win. An aviator would expect me to fly across the continent, or maybe the ocean, with him, and I can't do that be- Pagc Twenty-eight CGM!! cause wind always makes my complexion so rough. About the only two types left are the farmer and the athlete. Cows absolutely terrify me ever since the time I tried to ride one while visiting my aunt's farm, so that eliminat-es the farmer. There- fore by the process of elimination, I have arrived at my fate-an athlete. Because Pm not at all particular, I don't care what kind of an athlete he is, although right now I prefer basketball players. Now the next question is, Should he be blond or brunette? They say that brunettes are more intelligent than blends, but that doesn't influence me, because I don't want my husband TOO intelligent. And, anyway, I think that a blond and a brunette look much 'ccutern together than two brunettes, so he must be blond. Now that my fate is decided, Iim ready to start business. Any crazy, blond athlete of medium height and build, who wishes to apply for the position, will please see me personally. Don't rush, please! ' For England flmitating the Old English Songj By DOROTHY GUNDERSEN. ,530 A crashing chord, a proud refrain, A moment to live o'er again, So let it loud with victory ring, It is our song, Long Live the Kingln We are a strong, a mighty race And we shall always take our place Among the foremost. Slaves shall bring Mighty tributes to our king. Sing loud, ye veterans of war! Sing loud, ye who our lands adore! I.et young and old triumphant sing Our anthem, this, Long Live the King! 5 Fair Warrling By LEONA SKODA, 2915 Should you come to love another, I should strive-I hone--to cover All my heartache, all my pain, All my envy of her gain. Each regret and every fear, That fond wish to keep you near, - I should bury-bury deep- That untroubled be your sleep. Though farewells should ne'er be spoken. You'd not guess my heart was broken. - Should you come to love another, Spare me contact with your lover, I.est my anguish, peeping through, Should contrive to torture two. Beauty and Duty By CARYL BOTHE Beauty reached out to touch meg Beauty was here for a dayg Beauty cried for my answer, Then silently stole away. Duty came then to clutch meg Duty was here for a dayg Duty demanded my answer, Thcn stayed with me alway. I'n,L'c Twenty-nine Furthesr Deveslopmemts GAA. JIT Fbaziketbedl NN, Champs ' ug, - '5 , ' 1' Q 'fb German Club Lochinvnr Elopes Temis Team P g T hirly s fi C?-A-A OWCQVS ' V 5'i p- 1 E,5 Leqijfirg W , 4 l i 1553 , i L, . Lh P .. sr, Gyn Charnps ' fly 'ga H A ' French Cfub Golf 'Ve-am The Netherbys UP N Um vm up Goat? THE HM 2 'f E f R 9' 'S 5 , , ' pf 1 -1 3 W 7 My 5' fl f L 5 555592 I -iii? X ' 'li' . 5 f . I s a wit, l 3 Q t , X 9 rs 7 ' V it I , - lull. X X' i li l I ii Q' as , 3 W-u ' , Mi 'J , ' 'K ww 5 X 4 4? . it FQ i' 1- A ' SENIOR HI-LIGHTS September 9-lt's cold and rainy. Here we are liack again for the home stretch of high school life. September 10-Whoopeel Eighty would-be football heroes respond to Coach Roland Johnson's call. Are they strong and handsome!! September ll-Full day. School begins in earnest for everyone including the fresh- men. They're not so green this year. September 12-As usual Mr. Hillard is having lots of fun changing us from one class to another. lt's a great game if he doesn't weaken. September l3-HCan you beat it? Friday the 13th! No bad luck or anything. September 20-Not much happened, but a few tests. The teachers are still in practice giving them. September 26wWe had a Senior mass meeting and nominated people for our officers. Big politics! September 27-Student Council primaries today. Hot stuff! We beat Cretin 25-0 in football. If we can only keep it up! October 2hlVlembers of the Cogwheel staff turn into Patrick Henrys and make speeches. Big surprise coming! Our Senior Play cast begins rehearsals. October 4-Another notch on our gun handle. We beat Johnson l9-0 in football. lsn't it simply marvelous! Welre going to have a new gym. and the Cogwheel is the first newspaper in St. Paul to print the gorgeous details. What a scoop! October 9-Didn't the band look fine in our first assembly of the term? Every one of the 36 members did his best to charm us. ' October 11-Rain! Rain! Rain! The White Bear football game was called off. Such stubborn weather! October 18-,lust oodles happened today! 1. Five cents please. The Cogwheel is out. 2. Had an assembly full of P-E-P. 3. Miss Bell's classes put on a fine show in the Music Shack and invited some other classes to see it. The performers were members of the Carter family. 4-. Another victory. We beat Washington in football 27-0. October 2l,-Already? Report cards out. Now how did I get that mark? Page Thirty-one THE WMU October 22-We had a Student Council assembly, ,lack Wentling is elected president with the help of his manager, Soap Boxw Lund. October 23-Another assembly. The chorus classfs show us the meaning of music. A musical day. We had the privilege of seeing the opera, Martha, October 24'-We have the afternoon off because of the M. E. A. We go to see Hum- boldt beaten in football 34--0. October 30--The girls have an assembly in which we meet Hairbreadth Harry, Hallo- we'en Witches, and Sport Mannikins. October 31-Oh-h-hl Spooks, Witches, or what-have-you? lt's Hallowe'enl November l-Cogwheel out again. We must be getting smarter. There are 190 on the Honor Roll. The Senior class officers are announcedfall boys. Things are evened up, though, for all the representatives except one are girls. Another thing-we beat De La Salle 21-0 November 4-Hockey will soon be here. 38 skaters are candidates. November 5-Senior informal. The music is hotter and better this year, and we all have a keen time. November 6-Pep assembly for the Central game and for the Homecoming. Did we make plenty of noise! We have a new school song, too, written by ,loe Kissen. November 7-Well, our mer-men are busy again. Swimming team started in practice. November 8-Another assembly. Our band got plenty of exercise marching in a parade. At the Mn Club Homecoming at the Oxford we saw everybody that used to go to Mechanics. We enjoyed the party though our feet did get stepped on. November ll-Armistice Day-and the annual football battle with Central! Unfor- tunately, Central beat us 15-7. But it was a good fight. November 12-It looked like a funeral here today. I wonder why! November 15-Ten of the Cogwheel staff attend the Press 'Convention at St. Cloud. The 'Cogwheel ought to be bigger and better now. November 18-Would you call this a lucky day or otherwise? Report cards are out! November l9-From the looks of things we're going to have a good basket-ball team this year. There are 65 candidates. Henry Holman has been appointed basket-ball coach. November 20-Assembly for the Central-All-City football game. Heap much fun! November 26-Johnson Glee Club came over today and sang The Harvest in an assembly for us. They certainly know how to sing! November 27-We had a glorious time freezing at the Central-All-City football game. Central won 19-6. There were three of our football players on the All-Star team. November 28-Thanksgiving. Naturally no school. We all had a fine time eating. l Nothing unusual about that.l December 3--The Senior Play cast gave us some idea as to the Senior Play. They're excellent actors-don't get nervous or anything. December 5--More of our students are entering dramatic affairs. Many of them are playing in The Miracle at the Auditorium. December 5 81 6-The Senior Class presents Once There Was a Princess as the Senior Play. lt's not exactly a fairy story, but awfully clever and charming. December 10-Horrors! That ogre--M. R. test. Special English for some of us. December 12-We frolic again at the Junior informal. Just help them along a little bit, don't you know? December 13--Oh-my-gosh! Friday the 13th again. We lost a basketball game to De La Salle 21-7. Better luck next time. Cogwheel tells us that we have a Sky Club now. Aviation, etc. December 16-And again report cards. Only one more time before the end of this term. December l8-Ah-h-hl Beat St. Thomas 26-22 in a basketball game. Page Thirty-two NM99 December 19-The most beautiful Christmas pageant was given today. Mr. Raymond had his choruses and orchestra supply the lovely Christmas music, and Miss Gil- bert and Miss Deem conducted the dramatic and costuming side. We also won over Concordia in basketball 33'-17. December 20-Three cheers!! Christmas vacation is here and we can begin to do our shopping. December 25-Merry Christmas! January 1-And a Happy New Year! January 6-Vacation parties and things are over for we come back to school. Most of us have forgotten everything we ever knew. And the new neckties the boys are wearing! January 10-Cogwheel tells us about lots of things. Golling has the contract for the Senior Pictures. The M staff is announced. We have a new Library Club. We take subscriptions to the Cogwheel. The paper will be more prosperous this way. January 14--Winter's here in earnest. Blizzardy weather! We played basketball with White Bear and 'beat them. January 17-Basketball with Humboldt. Thrilling! We won 24--21. Pretty close! January 27-The new term starts. The old business of trying-to-keep-the-class-you- wantw begins again. And is it crowded here! So many Freshmen under foot! January 28-Lots of the mid-year Senior grads are staying with us until June. Another victory! So. St. Paul 20. Mechanics 26 in basketball. January 31-Hockey with Humboldt. We won 2-l. February l-Poor Concordia! Again we Win in basketball 29-18. February 2-The ground hog saw his shadow today. Oh well! Six more weeks of winter. February 3-The Senior Representatives have a meeting. Graduationis not so far off. February 4--We're going to have a darling operetta this term. lt's name is Briar Rosef' The cast has been announced. February 7-Cogwheels again. The new system is working out well. Marvin Kreidberg is to be the editor-in-chief of the MM. We beat Central in hockey 2-1, and Wash- ington in basketball 30-5. February ll-Oh hum! Won again. Basketball with Johnson 35-14. February l2fDid we get gyped! Lincolnis Birthday and we had to go to school!! Had an assembly today. February 13-ltls so cold today that we all froze. Will summer ever get here? February 14-lt's Valentine's Day. but what care we? We had the keenest time at the Macalester Gym tonight. Beat Central in basketball, 23'-7. February 20-Eat. etc. The M Club has a banquet. February 21--And the Cogwheel tells us about the departments of the HM. It ought to he good this year. Good basketball game. Beat Humboldt 3l-8. February 22-George Washington's Birthday! And it had to come on a Saturday! Can you feature that! February 24'-A blue Monday for us Seniors if there ever was one. We had to take that famed University Intelligence Test. Words, words, words! Oh thoseyocabu- laries! It was raining, too. February 25-Student Council primary election again. February 28-Another Junior Informal. We make some more Whoopee! What a game! Washington-Mechanics in basketball 51-9. We won. March l-The awful ordeal begins. Senior Pictures. How revealing and disappointing they can be! March 5-Only thing that happened today was an assembly for the M Club Dance. There will be kiddy-car races 'n everything. Page Thi rty-th rm' THE 'GMM March 7- M Club Dance. Fun and more fun! ln the Cogwheel we find: Toby is-what? A mysterious something. M 'Club has elected its officers. The Senior Representatives are having a hard time to collect dues. Central beats us in swimming 56-19. March 10-Just a freaky snow- March 11-Beat Johnson in basketball, 44-7. Only one more game to the city title. March 14-Whoopee! Three cheers! And everything else! We won the City Basket- ball Championship by beating Central 17-13. lt's our second successive City Title. March 17-St. Patrick's Day. We all wear green. Big assembly because of our winning the City Title. March 20- Briar Bose cast is hard at work vocalizing, acting, etc., for the opera All signs point to a musical success. March 21-We learn lots of things through the Cogwheel. The Seniors are making plans for Commencement. We have given the Stationery Engraving Co. the con- tract for our Announcements. The Student Council and the Tennis Team have their first meetings of the term. March 25-The Golf Candidates have a meeting. All these spring sports have now started. March 26-The Journalism class gets some brilliant inspirations as to how Paul Revere would act in this day and age. March 27-A great big pep assembly for the State Basketball Tournament. Four of our players are placed on the All-City Basketball team. We win from Columbia Heights 31-15. We're out to win that State Championship. March 28-We beat Red Wing 19-14 in the Tournament. Can the boys keep it up through the last game? Awfully exciting game. Well played. - March 29-They can! We've won the State Basketball Championship from Moor- head 23-13. Thirteen seemed to be unlucky for them. Are we calm and cool? Hardly! Two of our boys are on the All-State Team, Jimmie Delmont and Abe Rosenfield. March 31-Not much dull routine today. We're too happy. Had the peppiest assembly with a fire siren, a fire gong. a band, and a bunch of delight-crazed students. Are we proud of that silver trophy! We're going to keep it too. April 1-April Foolis Day! But we're too blase to be fooled. Had some terrible tests though. April 2--The Student Council make merry at a party. Chow Mein'n some more. April 3-We have an assembly to announce the Senior Honor Boll. Martha Klein and Marvin Kreidberg head the 93 on the Honor Boll. April 4-Cogwheels again. Our gym is nearly finished. It certainly is a wonderful building. We also learn that Miss Strickler is to be the Cogwheel and M Treasurer. April 7-lt certainly looks like Spring! Our Cogwheel Editor and our Basketball Captain arrived at schoolg the former attired in a light colored suit, and the latter clad famong other things! in a gorgeous pair of golf knickers. April 14-Easter vacation starts. April 20-Easter arrives on a lovely day. April 21-We come back to school with bad cases of spring fever, although it's cold and windy. April 22-Try to look our beautifullest for the pictures for the HM. April 23-An assembly today for Book Week. April 25-The M Staff gives an assembly. Did you know before that Lochinvar was a cow-boy on a bike? April 28--Our necks got all twisted trying to see the sun eclipsed. It was, too, by a bunch of dark clouds. April 30-The Music Department shows us in a Musical Assembly why we should be proud of our entries in the State Music Contest. I 'ngv Thirty-four THE M May 1-May Day, and it's stopped raining. Our musical students bring back honors from the Detroit Contest. Oh yes, the M. R. Didn't we forget everything we ever knew. r May 16-Ah-h-h! The day of days! The J. S. was one of the biggest, finest, and pret- tiest ever held by Mechanic Arts. May 22, 23-The Music Department presents g'Briar Rose, a lovely opera. We certainly have some wonderful songsters at Mechanics. May 27-Senior Day! Our day! We dance, have an entertainment, and a good time in general. ' May 30-Ha! Memorial Day! Have lots of fun not going to school. June 5-Exams begin. lt's awfully hard to study in such lovely weather. June l2-Our night. We march to get our diplomas in the Graduation Exercises. June 13-Friday, the 13th again! Now we're alumni, but we'll be back to see you all. Au revoir! Hades A V' U le - f u fAfter Reading Paradise Lost J H is R - By ROGER 0'D0NNELL H' If fc' 'tf' U Dark, gloonly-'Hades home of the accursed , '- 1' 'M Misery, suffering-the abode of the damned . X ,wrt ' , . JMV Silent, oppressive, unsufferable. a ,, Y V, ,AAL l H? M' , U7 ' Q Damp walls covered with filthy dew ' lk 3 ft ,f rel The stench of Plutoas black realm- of f Q f Darkness, clammy puffs, putrid air. , .Luka f Q C f- The soft pad of unseen feet, I X Mysterious murmurings, A 4 tk The fearful silence broken. X 4 rx 0 - 'Q N C L r A noise, whispery, slithery, ' T S A hideous serpent with staring malevolent eyes I x Poisonous, writhesg loathsome, coils. X K, l' L K l L . . . . . . l 5 L ltllttlng, silent, revoltmg vampires swoop, l Q, gut L Animal monsters, sinuous shapes, jelly-like masses quiverg . V U' A 'l Cray blood-curdling deaths-heads leer in unholy joy. ' Shapes-gruesome shapes-cree My Wailings and racking sobs , - t ' ' Issue from infernal depths lc MY i Harsh chains clankg ' ' Ps T JV' A ' 'U.I p I I X Fetters, manacles, cause X L fi 1 K , .7 ' K- fe LJLLM 5,7 l f 1 'f Hard grating sounds. ' , ' Slime, muck, ooze, - ' 1 ' Rotting matter Exudes filth. ., . , f' , , - ,. K K gr l , lx k Y if I 1. . K . , X The murky thick darknessw ' An unnassable barrierf- Black. impenetrable. Fascinating. mvsterious. Awesome, the feared unkno This was Hades. Wu? Pgm' Thirty-fm' dl THE M T THE CLASS WILL We, the class of 1930, having emerged from the chaos of ignorance into the ex- alted light of knowledge, do hereby permit the M to publish this, our last will and testament. First, we direct that our executors, herein named, do first pay all the debts and expenses which we have justly incurred. Second, we bequeath- ARTICLE ONE To Mr. Lange: 1. The privilege of saying, after we have become famous, that he knew us when we carried our lunches to school. 2. The indoor sport of welcoming the class gyppers at the Dell and intrusting them with extra periods. 3. The honor of hiking with another group of seniors up and down the halls while explaining the mysteries of college life. ARTICLE Two To Miss Tracy: The ecstasy and exaltation derived from the knowledge that she has been the class adviser to the most learned group of handsome young people that ever gradu- ated from any school in the city. A ARTICLE THREE To Mlss TSCHIDA AND MR. HILLARD jointly: The hearty thanks of this graduating class for making it hot on cold mornings when members of said class came to school late. ARTICLE FOUR To THE FACULTY, collectively: l. The privilege of teaching a new group of seniors. 2. The heartache that accompanies losing their star pupils. ' ARTICLE FIVE To THE NEW SENIoRs: l. The pleasure to be found in lugging a newer and heavier-than-ever edition of Newcomer-Andrewls Twelve 'Centuries of English Poetry and Prose. 2. Such of our old contracts. book-reviews, essays, unknowns. demonstrations. original drawings, and other valuable salvage as may be garnered from the Faculty waste-paper baskets. ARTICLE SIX To THE JUNIoRs: l. The job of giving that grand old shindig, the J, Sf, 2. The beloved task of supervising the informals. 3. Our old shoes with the hope that they will eventually fit. ARTICLE SEVEN To THE SoPHs: l. The exuberance of the sudden elevation from the ranks of the frosh. 2. The newlv attained libertv from eighth period, providing their marks permit. 3. The thrill of showing off in front of next year's new comers ftalking to the Rims in the hallsl . ARTICLE EIGHT To THE FROSH: fl. The pleasure derived from entering the best high school in St. Paul. 2. The agonies of taking their first M, R. 3. The pleasant prospect of using our old books, burglar-proof lockers, hand carved desks, etc. 4-. A warning: to wit and namely: The answers and translations written in the books are in general not correct. fHowever we do hope they will enjoy the pictures we have drawn on fly-leaves and marginsl. Page Thirty-six A THE HMP, 5. The awe that comes from watching seniors stroll down the halls. 6. The supreme pleasure of thinking up new excuses, should they scorn to use our old and somewhat dilapidated ones which have been handed down for sev- eral generations. ARTICLE NINE To FUTURE MU AND COGWHEEL STAFFS: l. The distressing problem of having their feelings hurt, and having to like it. 2. The pleasure of interviewing us when we have made good. ARTICLE TEN To THE NEW GYM CONSTRUCTION GANG! I 1. The joy of peering into the class rooms and ogling our beautiful co-eds. 2. Our thanks for lightening our cares with their Tarzan Tactics on the st-affolds. , 3. Our profound gratitude for entertaining us with unlimited profanity, and a few fights, during the monotonous moments we encountered while absorbing knowledge. Lastly, we do hereby designate I. P. Morgan, Alexander Pope, Henry Ford, Henry Firestone, the whole darn Vanderbilt family, and Harry Legg as executors of this, our last will and testament. In testimony whereof, we affix our mark and attach our seal. 011 the Beauty of Nature 1 By HELEN WATTERS I sit and muse beside a babbling stream, Where violets and clover shyly peep, Here through the crystal water pebbles gleam, And sparkling trout in pleasure gayly leap. Beside the stream the langorous willow slow Bends down to kiss the brooklet's smiling lips, And sobs and sighs, and, rustling, murmurs low The gossip of the Southwind as it sips ,love's nectar. And I hear with happy heanrt The language of the forest blithe and free, That shames our little effort to take part In Nature's wondrous Land of Liberty. Then with the dusk, the beauty fades away, Sweet eventide has hid it from the day. To a Weather Vane By FLORENCE MCMICHAETTJ I like the silver weather vane up there That proudly stands surveying skies of blue, But itis not master, for whene'er the air Is changed by some soft wind, or wild, it, too, Remains no longer still but turns about That folk may see the way the soft winds blow. E'en though it wishes to stand still, without A word it softly turns and twists just so. And I am all too like a weather vane, Not always changed by wandering breeze or wind, But e'er affected by the sun and rain, Though rain depresses me, the sun is kind, For, sun, when thou doth shine, my spirits rise, But, rain, before thee my ambition dies. Page Thirly-svuvn 'Ui AWBRAMOVICH. BERTHA .... Bern Franklin Commercial , C. C. C.: G. A. A.g Hon Roll ADAMS, LOIS Madison , College Pre Library rc ADSIT, FRANK. . . . . . . . Warson St. Mary's College Prep, ALDRA, LOIS ..... .... ' 'Lou Lou McKinley General G. C. C.g G. R.g Student Council Honor Roll ALTMAN, GERTRUDE ....... Jaffe St. Agnes Commercial G. C. C. ANDERSON. MARlAN ...... ,4nr1y Wilson Jr. High General ' .lr. Representativeg Ollice Force. Page Thirty-eight sv THE HM ' ADA NIS. CLARENCE ....., Wihlrul' Hancock ' General A Football, '26, '27, '28, '29: Track '29, 303 Ki-ttenball. 28. 29: UM' Clubg Sergeant-at-Arms of TW Clulig Class Basketball, HACKERMAN. GORDON ..... Cm-ali' .Humbmdi l Cfdl9g6 Prep. ALCANTARO. PABLO ........ uplllll, West High, Mpls. General ALEXANDER. ELEANOR .... file-.F Murray .lr. High College Prep. Honor Roll ANDERSON. MARGARET ..... Rial Wilson Jr. High Commercial ANDERSON, RAYMOND .... Andy Monroe Jr. High Commercial J f'!, ANGSTER, ROBERT ........ 7'.'iBobl' Wilson Jr. High '1 V ,A T' College Prep. ff' g Swimming. ,'29,' '30g4 'ibfiar I e l - Y z St, Andrew's College Prep. .Hi-Yg Track, '29, M S 3 ATKINSON, ROBERT ..., . 4 MFE BAKKEN, MARGARET Murray Jr. High College Prep. G. A. A., G. C. C., Library sn.n'?z., BERGER, HELEN Mm-Kinley . . . Red BEULKE. VIOLA ..... McKinley College Prep. G. C. C.g Office Force, Once There Was a Princess , Honor Roll X BUDLAK, FREDA .... . . . Buckf' Monroe Jr. High 1 Q Commercial G. A. A. L 1 XY THE HMM I l A . K M ARNESEN, HARRY ..... ... Arne', Wilson Jr. High General Hockey, '30, M Club BAKER, NINA 'MAE .... Niner-Ten. Jefferson College Prep. Home Economics Club, 'cBriar Rose' BATH, WENONAH .... .... ' 'Wen Wilson Jr. High Commercial BERGMAN, BERT .......... Dutch North St. Paul High General Golf Team, 29, Capt. Golf, '30, M Club BOCKHAUS, WILLIAM ........ Bill Murray Jr. .High College Prep. ming, '28, '29, Traffic Officer, M' Cluhg Kittenball BOECK, CHARLES ..... . . . Chuck Franklin College Prep. Cogwheel Staffg Student Council: Kittenball Champs, '27g Honor Roll Page Thirty-nin 1' Sport Editor of Cogwheelg Swim- 1 BOECK. WILLIAM .... . . . . 0le Franklin College Prep. Student Councilg Kittenball Champs. '27g Class Basketballg Honor Roll BOTTOMLEY, CHARLOTTE Madison College Prep. Offive Forceg Dyspeptic Ogref' BOXMEYER, HOWARD ...... Spike Adams School I . College Prep. Y - German Club J' ' Q X BRANDT, OLAF ..... . . f'0le Murray Jr. High I College Prep. A Cogwheel Staff g Senior Representa- tiveg German Clubg Bandg Orches- trag Honor Rollg Tennis Team BUCHOLZ, MABLE .......... Cupie Monroe Jr. High 5: , Commercial , ' G. A. A.g Girls' M Cl , A l ic Assemblyg Secretary . A. 393 President C. . , 0g ,I r Rep- resentativeg . . , ommitteeg Cogwheel S 5 'taffg M As- semhlyg Honor Roll BUNDE, ALBERT .......... Moose G 1' ' , ,, autler. L XR l HN, Commercial J If - X Stage Force, '26g '30, , Page Forty THE HMM BORATKO, ANDRE ..... . . . Anr1y Madison Ceneral HM Staffg Library Exhibit: Mika- dog Orchestra BOWMAN, JOHN Huntington, W. Vu. High College Prep. Honor Roll BRANDL, YEHN .... ... lfrumly St, Andre'W's College lfrep. 'IW' C1 bg Treasurer, Nl Clubg Football '29g Track. '28g Track Capt., 9g Capl. Elect Track, .SUQ Jr. Re resentativeg Student Council all BRAZE , RUTH .... ...--lm Fran lin Cenefal V l 'QNX BULLOCK, EVA .5,Yl.... ..... McKinl'e? cl. L Colle e Pre I... Vice rey. Jllisl f r Poli 'lnbg llonol Roll 1 X-'AV Li l. BURCALOW, DONALD ....... Don Como College Prep. Stage Mgr. '28. '29g Sr. Rf'Ill'f'St'lll1l' tive'g Trark. '30, 21. of t A pil X f Wpgrxx CGM!! BURTH, LUCILLE ..... ... Burtie St. James Commercial Honor Roll BYRNES, FLORENCE ....... Flossy Wilson Jr. High General CALLINAN, CHARLES ...... ffnosia, ' Wilson Jr. High General 3 CAMERON, MARY ...... .... ' imdfw Madison College Prep. Q. G. C. C.g G. K.g President of Fre 1- man Clubg Office Forceg Sky Club- Y Honor Roll A f Y CARSON, RALPH ..... ..... ' 'Kit Virginia High General Christmas Assembly, '29 CHRISTIANSEN, HARRY. . . Chriszy Longfellow Commercial Basketball B Team, '30 Q , fl 5 if 6 7, CV I I f , i V ! ff BUSCHMANN, EVELYN ....... E11y' Monroe Jr. High Commercial , Office Force CALHOUN, GEORGE Adams ' General CALOF. JACK .... . . . Gorilla' Franklin College Prep. CARBONE, LaFAY .Harding .lr. High College Prep. G. C. C.g Honor Roll CHAMBERS, BERNADINE. . Bernic Roosevelt High, Mpls. Commercial ' G. C. C.g Jr. Representativeg Jr, Class Secretaryg Sr. Play Usher CIKANEK, ANNABEI. ....... .4ruzia Jefferson Commercial Lelawala g .Hiawalha's Wedding Feast g Why the Chimes Rang g Sophomore and Junior Representa- tiveg Honor Roll Page F fifty-one COHEN MORRIS johnson College Prep. M Staffg Honor Roll, M Assem- lily. IIOUGHLIN, JOHN Wilson .lr. High A General XX, A I Footballg Trackg Sr. Representative , X Band, State Music Contest, ' CROFT. DOROTHY ......... Murray Jr. High Commercial Honor Roll DAVIS, MILDRED ..... Monroe Jr. High General DEBBERT, ALFRED. . Como Park Mechanic Arts Sky Club DE GERE, VIRGINIA .... Jefferson Commercial Page Forty-two 'Wlillyi' Wirginnf' B essic' UAF, THE HMM CORTEZ, FABIAN ...... Baby Face' Marshall High, Mpls. College Prep. Library Club, Treasurer of Library Cluhg Honor Roll CRAIGHEAD, MILTON ........ Bud Jefferson College Prep. Senior Representative, Senior Play '28g Thanksgiving Plays. DAGGY, RICHARD ..... .... ' 'Dick' Harding College Prep. Orchestra DAVIS, WILLIAM . . . . . . . HiIl' Van Buren General Football, '27, '28, '29g Student Coun cil. DE F OE, DONALD Adams College Prep, DE VANEY, MARIE ........ Shorty' North High, Mpls. College Prep. DERAGISH, MARY .. Murray Jr. High College Prep. G. C. C. DEXTER, LORRAINE Wilson Jr. High College Prep. . . . . . Monnie' . . . . . . . 'Dexter' DOYLE, MARTHA ..... .... ' 'Bnnf' Monroe Jr. High Commercial ICCKERT, MARIE .... .. Shorty .Jefferson Commercial ELLIOTT, KING .... . uy', Aberdeen. S. D. General Bus. Mgr F g Bus. Mgr. Sr. Play. 3 B 1 gr. Cogwheel. '30g Bus. . ' , ,305 Bus. Mgr Track, ' ' . Sr. Classy NI Clubg i- , '29g Hi-Y Pres. '30g Pres. Ciy Hi-Y Council In- formation, ' . EMBERLAND, MARGARET.. Mugs' Central College Prep. Christmas Assemblyg Honor Roll ccM99 ' . . I NJ ,J ' I I l'iE'W1TT, JOSEPHINE ......... f-10 ntral ollege Prep. Cogwheel Staff, Lelawala DIEBEL. CATH ER IN E ..... Kuatzie Wilson Jr. High College Prep. DUNN, VIRGINIA ... IIinn.y Murray Jr. High College Prep. Soph. and Sr. Representative, G. R.: Ukoboji Delegate, '29g President of French Club, '29g Treasurer of French Club. '29Vgg Dyspeptic 0gre g 4'0nce There Was a Prin- cess g Honor Roll EHRLICH, RUTH ..... .... ' 'Hnbtf' Franklin College Prep. G. A. A.g G. C. C.g French Club ELLIOTT, MARY ..... .... ' 'Marylf' E Wilson Jr. High Commercial .lr. Representativeg Saga of Eric The Rerl g Mikado RICKSON, EDWARD ..... .... ' 'Eff' Wilson Jr. High Commercial Student Council Page Forty-three ERVIN, BIRDELLA .... .... f 'Babieu McKinley General p FISH, CHARLES ........... Chuck Ames H. Ames, Iowa General Football, '30, Tennis, '30 FISHER, DOROTHY .... .... ' 'Fi.sh Washington College Prep. 6'Trees g Saga of Eric the Red g Honor Roll FRASER, CLARENCE ....... Shorfy Mendota College Prep. Freshman Baseball Team, Hockey Managerg Orchestra .fl FRERCK, MELVIN ........ ... Me Cumberland H. S., Cumlperlandw ' General V- .0 Hockey, '28, '29, '30 tj E FROMMER, FRANCES .... Frcnchv Monroe .Ir. High i College Prep. Honor Roll Page Fnrly-fnur THE M FENSKE, MARIIAIS . .... . . . .lluv Central College Prep. G. A. A.g G. A. A. Tennis Leader: G. A. A. Treasurer. '30, Girls' M Club, G. C. C.g G. R.: German Clubg Class Rep.g Once There Was a Princess FISH, DORIS ............... I 15,110 ' Ames H. S., Ames, lowu College Prep. G. R.g Student Council . x, F ROBERT .... .... S -mf, JHO 'eptoft pll l Prep. G. of Sky Clubg Bus. Mgr. Cog- ,lly heelg Treas. H-Y, Traffic Squadg V panish Club FREDLNE, MARJORIIC ....... .Wirlg Smith Commercial G. C. C. FRISK, VIOLA .... .... ' 'Vi' Franklin Commercial FUSSELL, VERA.. .... Fussiv Frick Jr. High. Cal. College Prep. G. R.g Treas. French Club, State Music Contest, '28, '29, '30g Christ- Assemblyg Briar Rosen: s g The .Harvest g Wedding of Hiawatha g Saga of Eric the Red g Honor Roll GEHLICH. MARION ....... Mickey McKinley Commercial Music Contestsg Office Force: Le- lawala : Mikado g ln a Chinese Cardenu' 'iliriar Rosc g Trees,' , GIBNEY. ADELE District No. 24, Ramsey County College Prep. CLICKMAN. PAUL.-X East High. Youngstown, Ohio General UOLUISH. Nl l LTON ........ '6MaLsch,' Madison College Prep. Orchestra: State Music Contestg . ., . Boys Clee Club: Lelawala M1- kadong Hiawatha's Wedding ,Feastv GONDEK. JOHN' .... Central Manual Arts Honor Roll p, oooomcu, Lots xt X Wilson Jr. High I ' College Prep. '- l sslacku X v. . 4 q Q , .M ,, X 2 's, HM9, GEPNER, CH AHN EY ....... Cham Franklin General G. C. C.g Office Forceg Honor Roll CIRK, EDWARD ........ Everyman Wilson Jr. High Commercial Sr. Representativeg Track GOLDBERG, HARRY Central H. S., Cleveland. Ohio General Cogwheel Staffg M Staff COLDBOM. MAURICE ....... --Mngy' Marshall Jr. High College Prep. German Club: Orchestra GOODMAN, REUBEN ...... 'kkooney' Franklin College Prep. Student Councilg Debating Clulng L'elawala g Mikado GRAHAM, WILFORD ........ mushy' Washington Jr. .High College Prep. 0 ll age Forty-yiv f GRANTHAM. o1.1.,lE ....... --Granny McKinley College Prep. x O M if GRAY, LYIfEhlp:. ..' McKinley fovffw College Prepf H . State Force: .lrl Representative: Cog- wheel Staff: M Staffg Dyspeptic Ogre g Council Retainedng Once There Was a Princesswg Honor Roll GREENBERC, DAVID ........ Davy Franklin College Prep. Basketball Manager, '29, '30g As- sistant Financial Manager Footballg Coach M. A. H. S. B Teamg All- City Basketball Manager-Daily Newsg Mn Club 1 CRODIN, MAURICE ........ Morrie Franklin College Prep. Honor Roll GUSTAFSON, .lO'HN . . . . . . Pat Murray Jr. High General Class Basketball. '27g Golf. '27, '28. '29 HACKETT. LORRAINE ... ... Elly Madison College Prep. C. R.: Office Force: Tll8llliSglVl'lg .Nssemhliesg Honor Roll Page Forty-six M57 MJ ,.i'f'l'l GRAY, .l ACQUELINE. . ack Seattle, Washington College Prep. C, C. C.g G. R.g Senior ep GHEENBERC, BELLA. Washington College Prep. Music Contestg Trees vestw GREVETT. JOHN Wilson .lr. High College Prep. GUN RSE OT Y ot B 1 I ege Prep. 1. C. C.g M Staffg Assembly French Clubg Christmas Assembly HAAS, CECELIA .... Ce e St. James College Prep. G. R. L, Xi, xxx HAGEN, QVERITAH ..... Hagen f KJ Chicago X C ll P . o ege Jreq 4 -. 'ir--.. ,nf Xa l N sb' ' xg X x, . H Ki HAGERTY, LUIS ..... Monroe Jr. High Commercial G. R. HANSEN, ELAINE. ....... 4' Como Park Commercial Honor Roll H ARRILS, ODELLE ..... McKinley College Prep. HENTON, HELEN Jefferson Commercial C. R. HERTZ, EDWA . . Franklin ' College Prep. W 'Hlzbev Humpsiel' . .f-wily A bddte Jr. Representativeg Student Councilg Music Contest HOENCK, MYRL ........... Howie Fargo H. S., Fargo, N. D. General German Club THSE HM HANDFO-RD, DE ETTE ........ Dee Wilson Jr. High College Prep. Cogwheel Staffg M Staffg M As- semblyg Honor Roll HARNDEN, MYRTLE .... ... Red Homecroft College Prep. HELLE, THEODOSIA ........ 'SThuo Wilson Jr. High G eral X , 1 J., JRHERQNJMAQ EMZABPJTH- il, ' 5' Mary Beth Wilson Jr. High College Prep. G. R.g Sky Clubg Usher at Sr. Play HOAG, ROBERT .............. Bob' Central High, Albert Lea, Minn. College Prep. Cogwheel Staffg Honor Roll HOCG, JAMES ..... . . . Jim Murray .lr. High College Prep. Student Councilg Stage Ftbrce fx f fm M.. A New f ,t . Eff- , f A of I -I gg I N MQ of I,l'Igl' I orfy-.wwn 9 as -vs HOHENWALD, FRED ..... .... V ic Longfellow General Trackg Footballg Bandg Orclwstrag Stale Contest HORTON, CLAYTON Murray .lr. High College Prep. Stage Force INGBER. HIMIE ..., .... ' 'Hin Franklin General JANIQS. CATHERINE ..... ...f'Kay Central College Prep. Home Economies Clulrg Chornsg Hon- or Roll JENS, ROBERT ...... ... Bob Murray Jr. High General Jr. Representative JOHNSON. ARDIS ...... .... ' 'Ar1Iie Ames College Prep, I G. C. C.g G. R. Treasurer, '27, '28 Okoboji Delegateg Girls' Assembly Spanish Fiestag Treasure Chest llagv Forty-eight 9 -1 THE HM fl!! PV' F V HOLM, FERNE ..... . . Dimples Homecroft General Treasurer of the G. C. C.g Girls' Glen: Club fl- I HUNLA, JOHN ....... . . ffzzmf' Monroe Jr. High General JAMIESON, JENNI E .... . . . Jc'lL Wilson .lr. High Commercial Spanifh Club R ,, X W - ..f F JANITSC-HKE, LYMAN ........ ffm - Monroe ,liz High E C egriwep. 4- F 1 Q , i 93 M Club: Sr. X1 Represcjt ' eg Orchestrag Honor R011 f JOHNSON, ALICE .... ... Al Murray Jr. High Commercial G. C. C. JOHNSON, DOROTHY .... . . . Ilot Madison 1 f Commercial .- THE M 1 JOHNSON, HOWARD ....... Howie JOHNSON, IYAH Tilden CL' Neill College P'rep. 'pig College Prep. Football, Hockey, '30, Wx If X1 V' Honor Roll xx X, . X . L JOHNSON, ROBERT ..... .... ' 'Bali' JOYCE. MARY Murray Jr. High 5 New Richmond, Wis. College Prep. General Student Councilg M Srgff' nor G. R.g G. A. A. Roll JUNGBAUER, HERBERT .... Herb KAPLAN7 FANNIE ..-' ulil . .Fawn St, Andrews McKinley Mechanic Arts J ' College Prep. Sr. Representative, Sky Club, Span- Honor Roll ish Cluhg Honor Roll ' KELLEY, CLAIRE .... . .... Kelly KAUFMAN, CLA .. Blackien Washington Wi on Jr. ' General Ge e al Office Force ATHRINE ' ' :Paw KENNEDY, MILDRED ....... --Milly Ceneral Monroe Jr. High Office Force, 'iSaga of Eric the College Prep' Red. 1 KETTLESON, CHARLES .... Chuck KENT, EVELYN ..... ... Euy Randolph Wilson Jr. High C ll P . General 0 ege rep Page F orty-nine K KILEY. CLAY'f ' Huffclaytv Eau Clairbglb u Claire, Wis. General f Hi-Yg M',lStall'g M Assembly. KISSIN, JOSEPH ..... .. Joe Washington College Prep. 'l'en'nis Team. '28, ,29, '30, Golf 'l'eau1g Mu Clubg Honor Roll KLEIN, MARTHA .... Wilson .lr. High ' College Prep. A - Student Coungiilg Nice P Clubg Valerlietorian. f. KOCI. JULIA .... St. Stanislaus Commercial G. H. KOLAR, EMMA ..... Monroe .lr. High College Prep. G. C. C.g Library Staffg H KORTSAN, FRANCIS.. Forest Lake H. S. College Prep. Football, '28, '29g Track. '28, '29, '30g Basketball M League Cham- pions, 283 M Club Treats., 29, Sr. Representative. '29, Page Fifty y, XJ t ff J VC V KING. DOROTHY ............. 'gDot Vicksburg H. S., Vicksburg, Miss. General G. C. C., Publicity Chairman of G. R.g Sr. Representativeg Sr. Pic- ture Committeeg Homecoming Recep- tion Committeeg Sr. Play Usherg Cogwlleel Staff KJELDSEN. GLADYS ....... f'Happy J ef ferson Commercial G. C. C.: Home Economics Club, Honor Roll KOCH, HOWARD Adams Commercial , , . 99 fx, .fe-W if 'H- fl .u..uc+. r me In KODADA, HAROLD .......... f-Binge .lefferson General Track, '29g Football, '29g M Club KOLAR, GEORGE .... . . . lJutrh St. Stanislaus General Lihraryg Style Show: Relay Skating. '30 KRAFT, VIRGINIA ..... . . . Gim1 Como Park General G. C. C.g Lelawala AKREGER. FLORENCE ........ Tony sa Jefferson Commercial Student Councilg Office Forceg Thanksgiving Play KUHN, HARVEY ...... ..... ' 'lm'un.1s Monroe Jr. High General f . ' 'mph clullg 'KiiiLmbai1, Ce-rman Clulr KUNZE, WlLLlS .... Como Park College Prep. Football, '30 Central 427. '28 . fliill' S M. THE GEM!! I l F mku. w.A1,'1'EnQ.' y JJ! College Prep. 1 Football Team, '29g MM LEVINE, FANNIl:l.. l lapper Fanniei' Roosevelt J r. High Commercial G. C, C.g Saga of Eric the Red meson. WESLEY ..... ...-'Doa' Randolph General l 17 nil WM KREIDBERG, MARVIN McKinley College Prep. Editor-in-chief of Cogwheelg Editor Salutatorian KRISS, SIDNEY .... .... ' 'Sir Sid McKinley College Prep. LA FOLLETTE, GERALDYNE- Jerry Neill College Prep. G. R. LEONHART, LOUISE .... . . . Lou Wilson Jr. High College Prep. G. R.3 Okoboji Delegate-9 G. R. P'uh- licity Chairman LIESCH, RANDALL .. .... Sluts Vocational General Honor Roll l LINDSTROM, LAWRENCE. . . Larry Gorman General Football, '28, '29g Jr. Representativeg jyle Show X X 1 , , if X , of , fzfbejfizli fi , J' 'A 1 'fb V H15 '1' Page Fijtyfbne f -, A Xe., in-chief of 'SM g Jr. Representativeg CCM!! LISOWSKI. WALTER ....... l'ulock Cretin General Baseball, '27g Football, '29'g VI Clubg Band ' LOTT, EVELYN' ..... .... ' 'Even .lohnson College Prep. M Staff LUGER, RAYMOND .... .... ' 'Ray J Wilson Jr. High L Commercial 5 Honor Roll r Murray Jr High K ollege Prep G. C. C. President. '30g Lunchroomg French Clubg Once There Was a Princessng Honor Roll LUNDQUIST, AILEEN McBRlDE. BERNADINE ...... Irish Wilson Jr. High College Prep. McCORMICK, BERNA DI NE. Berniey' Jefferson Commercial w n Page F ifty-two LONG. LAWRENCE. .. .... Larry Cretin - College Prep. Band g Orchestra LUCHSINGER, IOLA . . . .... Olav ebster ollege Prep. . . A. Vice Pres. 283 G. C. C.g ce There Was a Princessn , HARRY M.. . S0ap-box Harry e e son Co ege Prep. ass Vice Pres.g Sports Editor Cog eel, '29, '30g Advertising Mgrl of ogwheelg Associate Editor of 'Mug Sports Editor of M g Del- gate to Nat'l Scholastic Press Con- vention at Chicago: Delegate to Minn. . S. Press Conventiong Campaign Mgr. Student Councilg Thanksgiving Playg Chairman Decorating Commit- tee Homecoming, '29g Chairman Sr. Picture Committeeg Decorating Com- mittee M Club Danceg .Hi-Yg Hi-Y News Editor LUNNEY, OSBORNE ........ 0sie Riverside General Band McCLOCKLIN, SAMUEL .... Scotch .Homecroft College Prep. Stage Force. '27. '28g Class Re-p., '27g Spanish Clubg Honor Roll McEVOY, ESTHER .... .... ' 'Mark' Monroe Jr. High Commercial MCGINNITY, FLORENCE ..... Sally Cathedral College Prep. Library Staffg Mikado g Trees', The Harvestng Saga of Eric th Red g G. R.g Honor Roll ill? M CMENEMY, HUGH .... . . . Ted Longfellow General Library Staffg Vice Pres. Student Councilg Honor Roll -- P. McNElLL, PATRICK .... ... Pat Cretin College Prep. Pres. of Library Cluhg Assistant Cheerleaderg Captain of Swimming W Team MALECHA, MQAYME ....... Shorty Monroe Jr. High Commercial MAROF SKY, EDl'l'H .... . . . .'SBibs Franklin Commercial MARSDEN, DELORIS ......... 'ijearf' Franklin College Prep. Jr. Representativeg Lelawala g Mi- kado g 'Briar Rose g State Music' 3 Contest, ,29, '30 l I X . 4' THE NM 1' ' 0' 1' J , Q ' .3 X T' i v i , s E l 1' ' .. 5 J , it i l, - r i I 1 J: if ,f r D. . - i V J McKUSICK, MARGUERITE. . . Mu.gs Harding Jr. High Gen G. g G. C. C.g Cogwheel Staff g ' 'ar ose g Honor Roll MICHAEL, FLORENCE.. Flossie Mailison llege Prep. . C. C. Pres. '29g Program Chair- man of G. C. C.g G, R.g Jr. Rep.: Cogwheel Staff 9 Associate Editor of Mug M Assemblyg Delegate to H. S. Press Conventiong Girls' Assem- blyg Music Contestsg 'gTrees g Lela- walag Mikado g Briar Rose g 4'Harvest g Saga of Eric the Redng Hiawatha's Weddingng Christmas Assembliesg Honor Roll MAHOWALD, LEONA Monroe Jr. High General 4 Jr. Representativeg Vice Pres. of Home Economics Club MARGOLIS, ANN' Marshall Jr. High College Prep. G. VA. A.g Jr. Representativeg -Honor Roll MAROFSKY, NAT, AN ! 1 Franklin I 1 College Prep. X . 1 f? Honor Roll VV X k f 1 1 f E 2 fj - At A if ,f ff f 2 9 Q 'x ' J. MARS Alf., WILLIAM ...... Bum .IV Mo 'e .Q I-Q-Q15 i ral ' : K r if Y' asaball, '27, fzsg- Foo7ga9549? UMW ' rl Y X lf I 'l A ix - r L, f if gf AJ 'if ' ! 9f',N Q if X s ' 1 , X 1 I'-fzigjx 5 Ru e Fifty-Ihr :- .f. ,E MAZOUREK, MABEI. .... ..f'May Monroe Jr. High College Prep. C. R., Honor Roll MEYER, CATHERINE. ...... . Kitty Monroe Jr. High Commercial MICKO, .IEANNETTE ......... Mike McKinley General G. R.g Sr. Representative, Briar Rose MINTZ, MARION Madison College Prep, G. C. C.g French Club, Honor Roll MOORE, PRISCILLA. . . . . . Cela Madison College Prep. IR., G. C Cf F, ch Club, Sky n ! ,,f. Afiifc! MUNSON, MILFORD ........ .'lfIoosc Murray Jr. High General M Club, Football '27, '28, '29, Hockey '28, '29, '30, Hockey Captain '30 ' ' ' 5,1 5 , 1 I I ' .M- Page Fifty-four MMD? l' X ... 'N -W --fzzqfw MENTES, ARNOLD .... . .'fAmiff' St, Agnes General Football '26, '27, '28, '29, Football Capt. '28, '29g Baseball '26, '27, Baseball Capt. '30, Hockey '26, '27, '28, '29, HM Club, Student Coun. cil M Club Vice President '28, '29g Pres., NM Club '30, . fl ICKELSON, LLOYD . Mike g 1'apa McKinley College Prep. Associate Editor of Cogwheel '29, '3Og M Staff, Hi-Yg Sergeant-at-arms Hi-Y '29g lnterclass Kittenhallg M 'Kssemhlyg Trallic Officer. VIILLER, JACOR .... . . . Jnkc Niell College Prep. MODJESKE, FRANK. .... Fritz St. Adalberts Commercial A Track '28, '29 , , 1 'r .r - 1 ' , f l' i MORGAN, KENNETH ... liu1I 'Wilson Jr. High. General Golf Team, '28, '29, NARR, HARVEY ..... .... ' 'GaCa Madison College Prep. llsffli ,CKWVL ' 'WX ' r l L XVKJKI . y S i , f f, AVVM Xl. it 'Q-Jf A , . N 1 1, 2 ,Qeog ,X L L .. if' if Tj! N 'fi ' xl f T N .NQEF 1' NEBY, EDW .... 1 ...... H. .j7i3d.1ia' Randolph! ,' . College Pi'ep. i ' Captain Traffic Squadg Honor Roll N ELSON, EDNA .... . . .f'Eddie Wilson Jr. High Commercial NELSON, VIOLET .... . . . Vi Trinity Lutheran Commercial .Honor Roll NEUJAHR, ETHEL .... .... ' 'Ets Trinity Lutheran Commercial G. R. ODESSKY, LILLIAN .... .... ' 'Lil Franklin ' College Prep. French Clubg Debating Teamg Sr. Representativeg Orchestrag Music Contest '29, '30g Spring Festivalg Once There Was a Princesswg Briar Roseug Honor Roll ODINK, LUCILLE .... .... 6 'Lu Monroe Jr. High College Prep. G. A. A.: Student Councilg Sec. Stu- dent Council '29g '3Og Lunchroom f-.. ' x . THE M NELSON, CHRISTINA ........ Tina Monroe Jr. High College Prep. C. R. P'residentg Inter-Club Council Pres.g' Okohoji Delegateg Style Showg Student Councilg Jr. Rep.g Chair- man of J. S. Decoration Committeeg Assemhliesg Honor Roll NELSON, MABEL ..... . . . Tillie Murray Jr, High College Prep, C. C. C.g Briar Rose NERHAUGEN, LEIGH .... ... Lee Murray Jr. High College Prep. Honor Roll NICOLA, GEN EVIEVE ....... Jennie St. Margarets Academy, Mpls, College Prep. G. C. C. ODINK, JACK ..... ..... ' 'Bud' Jefferson College Prep. UDONJXELL., ROGER-S ' Hia ar Q ha gh cathsilafefryi u,,,'l'ffsi General il-'V0'vxu Q 3,14 . fx' A Cogwheel Staff 3 M Staff g lVf iu V Club Basketball, Kittenball ' Q , ,'. A 4 V. jO ,fu-K, Aix: a f 1 r' o Wi, 1'.iJ i'i' Wig J' I fi Q WCP' Q i f',f1'L'. 5 5 P LL J, ,Q' ?'ff.-', I lzzlge Fifryjve r L A 'np 'CU--o ,Lug MAH- f 17- A v L 2 OGLANSKY, BEN ..... ... Bebo Franklin College Prep. OLIN, IRENE .... ..-- ' '0le Lake Owasso General Offir-e Force OLSON, CAROLYN ... 0ley Murray Jr. High College Prep. 0'N EAL, EULAH ..... .... ' 'ChIoe Assumption College Prep. G. R. OSIECKI, LAUDEY .......... Lollie St. .loseph's Academy College Prep. Pres. Home Economics Clubg G. C. C.: Sr. Class Representativef ,, J UV , ff 1 , v!,o'irf'Ml!bl I muznmo, ANGELO ....... firm Franklin College Prep. Jr. Representativeg Sr. Representa- tiveg Gallia, Hiawatha's Wed- ding Ft-ast g Class Basketball Page Fil ly-six THE HMM OHMAN, MARVIN .... . . . Marv Marshall Jr, High General Jr. Representative OLIVER. LUCILLE ..... .... ' 'I'az Wilson Jr, High General G. A. A.g G. R.: Relay Skating Teamg Relay Skating Captain '30g UM Staff OLSON, JOHN ..... .... ' '0le Gordon General Tennis: Tennis Captain '29 O'SHAUGHNESSY, ANN ETTE '24n.ne St. Marks College Prep. Jr. Representativeg Sr. Representa- tiveg Student Councilg Honor Roll PAGEL, ROBERT ..... .... ' 'Bob' McKinley College Prep. Cogwheel Staffg M Staffg MM Assemhlyg Class Basketball and Kit- tenballg German Club. PANEK, EDWARD ..... .. . In'1l Monroe Jr, High College Prep. PAYMAR, AARON Marshall Jr. High College Prep. - Orchestra PETERS, RUTH Tilden Commercial PITTELKOW, LUCI Ll .E ....... Lou Trinity Lutheran Commercial f ' I . C. R.: Honor Roll A A RADFORD, GEORGE ...,... Shorty Madison College Prep. Kittenballg Honor Roll Como - R EICHOW, DWIGHT ...... Dewey College Prep. A if -. Student Council. '29g Bandwlrches- - trag Mgr. of Baskethallgk gr. of Bas-eballg Ass't Football Mgr. M REISING, DOROTHY ......... Dolly Murray Jr, High College Prep. Sky Clubg Honor Roll ccMa9 x. X 'i 1 5 if U X, V ,l ' l lei A L qt , . Lxtkx I ' K kfj V 'ff K E LL PEPINUQUTH ............ . .... '-rep Distri No. 3, Little Canada, Ramsey Co. College Prep. Sr. Representativeg G. C. C.g Sr. Play Usher PIRAM, ALICE ..... .... ' iAl St. James Commercial Honor Roll PRIBIL, RICHARD ...... .... ' 'Dicli' Cleveland Jr. High College Prep. Track '28g M Club REHNBERG, GERTRUDFI .... Genie Franklin Commercial G. R. REICHOW, HOWARD ....... 'ESPBPIIU Vocational General Honor Roll REUTER, GLENN ........ Pee Wee Madison College Prep. Orchestra Page VFifty-.seven . I l f ' r 9 U if 2 1 ' 2 RILEY, ANDREW ..... ..f'Irish M Harding lr. High College Prep, RISBRUDT, TRUNIAN ........ Elsie Madison College Prep. Student 'Councilg Pres. of Student Council '29g Jr. Class Vice Pres.g Vice Pres. of Sophomore Classg Hi-Y President '29g Hi-Y Vice Pres. 2916: 'Thanksgiving A s s e m h l yg Why Chimes Rang g Honor Roll lA . ltonow, GRNEVI VE.. ....... Gen, Wilson Jr. ,Highif College ep: G. RT: De gate to Okoboji ROSS. SHIRLEY .... .... ' 'Shirl .Hancock General G. .' Lelawala g Mikado g 'Leg R- 1 ' end of Nacoocheeug Spring Festival '29: Why the Chimes Rang g Saga ot' Eric the Red g 'LHiawatha's Wed- ding Feast g State Music Contest '28, '29g Girls' Clee Clubg Spanish Club ROUSH. NIARIAN Breck ' College Prep. C. C. C.g Pres. Frerich.Cluhg 'allriar Rose. P F : O RUSSELI., NIARJORIE ...... 'Wlarggf' Monroe Jr. High .-L Commercial llonor Roll Page Fifty-eig 'il THE MMM ' s If , i .. ll I ' + RIPKE, MARGARET ..... . . . Slim Wilson Jr. High General Student Council lnformationg Honor Roll ROBINSON, WILMA ......... Willie Wilson Jr, High Commercial ROSS, HARLAND .... I'rof St. Paul Park College Prep. ROSSBACH, IRENE llfackson ' College Prep. G. R.g Sr. Representativeg Hiawu4 tha's Wedding Feastu: Saga of Flric the Reclvg Honor Roll RUPP, HAROLD' .... ..... ' gSleepy Dist. No. 10 College Prep. SCHLEITER, HOWARD ..... Howie 'ls .lr. High V ege Prep, Stl nt Council lnformationg Honor St. Marks Commercial I ,. . . , . . - -. Q 1: ,l ,ik . ICC GRLAxxt Vi . i x SELLECK, DANIEL .......... Dari Neill College Prep, Student Councilg Bandg Music Con- testg 6'Mikado g Why The Chimes Rang g Lelawala g Briar Rose g SILVER, LOUIS. . . . . ... Chow Harvest SHANNON. I.UCII.I.,E McKinley , College Prep. Marshall College Prep . f -f it . Student Councilg Honor Rol'l ! x i .t SIMPSON. WILLIAM ..... . . . Bill Murray Jr, High 'College Prep. SKODA, LEONA .... Jefferson College Prep. G. C. C.3 Mikado f M THE gt , .ff 4, t X6 . SCHNEIDER, GEN evleve. . . Jei-gf' JV' X W I .'J vw -A fl 7 ff ii CEO W J ga W it i. I ,H ,,rt 6 WWW! ,L I In I Vg ,I , V faffmf ' 55 , f K X 4 .71 V' VV , rf. '. V-tr . if V ' 1 ' ,f ,J X .lj V , I' W J fhf ' ,ff ' M f X, f ,f If ' 1f V. 1 1 nl VI L, , ix . 1 I il SCHOLZ, JOHN. . . . .1 . .u,l0hHlliC,,i Cretin Q 'I College Prep. Football '28, 293 M Clubg Cogwheel Staffg M Staffg Orchestra: Class Basketball. All-School Kittenlutllg Ilonor Roll SEVICK. STANLEY ..... .... ' 'Stan St. Stanislaus General I - ' . THAVE, DOROTHY .... ..... ' gllnf' Wilson jr. High I pyv,College Prep. 0 Tflssociate Editor of Cogwheel, Asso- N ,ciate Editor of Mug Sr. Representa- tiveg M Assemblyg Homecoming Decoration and Reception Commit-,J Honor Roll. . -, .-Tv: SIMONE, MARY Monroe Jr. High General Jr. Representative SIORIS, THEODORE ...... . . .'4Tml Madison College Prep. Freshman Ba. thallq Kittenballg Stage Forceg ' 'uh K xox XMIT RRIET .... . . . l1'arry', C e rep. . R., Jr. Representative: Sec.-Treas. cKi y o P 4-C - it of .lust For Fun Cluhg Honor Roll Page Fifty-nine SNOREN, RODNEY. SORLEIN, CARL .... STEES, CHARLES. . . x TyQ4f+flPe,frvy V xfw . pf' Q XX! if Xe , JM fl Xxjth 'Xi ,xii gl Xxx ' gel Nil ' V K f J K NX' lt 'Xi A X1 'xx -K fi V. L ff X f , if ff 9, q li VNV W W .W fi +A . E FMP sf ' K' R 1 mi J 5 ie- Cl kv 9 I C... w 'NXA Fkjx N Fld a CU' CIN 9.1'y'yXM f , Y L .V 2 NJ JPY M X, N xi IJHQS SMITH R O IE .......... Marg , R Murray Jr. High College Prep. Honor Roll Murray School e College Prep. I 4 Foothallg M Cluln fgtx 1' ij ' .1fvf ...af l r Satimer, Iowa Commercial Honor Roll Marshall Jr. High College Prep. Footballg Swimmingg Student Coun- cilg Trackg Captain of '30 Track Teamg Pres. Junior and Senior Class- esg Hi-Yg President of HM Clubg Vice Pres. of M Clubg Cogwheel Staff: M Staffg Sports Editor of Cogwheelg M Assemblyg Relay Skating Teamg Once There Was a Princess SFUEWE, LUCILI? ..... Peewee Wilson Jr. High College Prep. Sec. of German ClulfgxH1Tfifi Rol-lLg, SUMNER, MARLINE Maynard, Minnesota College Prep. G. C. C. Page Sixty . . . . . . Hu,d x,- iiff 2 PL 1 ... . Jack . . . . . Chuck Tbylff 'xkwi f SNODGRASS, JAMES .......... Jim Homecroft Mechanic Arts Sky Clubg Spanish Club SODERBERG, GORDON Hancock General Student Councilg Captain of Golf Teamg Coach of Golf Team '30g Bas- ketballg MH Clubg Lelawala g Mi- kado g Hiawatha's Wedding Feast SPIESS, THER ESA .... .... ' 'Trixiu Jackson Commercial Sr. Representative STERNBERG, DOROTHY ...... Dm Madison College Prep. Jr. Representativeg Vice Pres. Jr. Classg Sec. of German Clubg G. R.g gb . C.g Office Forceg Sky Clubg Roll cfv XL' 1 k L 'S 1yi1viEfg,4sl, ARLIN ..... ...-ffm XXV amiison V College Prep. Honor Roll SWENSON, SIGN E ..... .... ' 'Joe Murray Jr. High Commercial C. C. f FARKLER. CEN EVI EV E ..... Monroe jr. High Commercial Honor Roll FEITSCH EID. CATHERINE. . Monroe Jr. High General TJOSVOLIJ, HERBERT. .. Murray Jr. .High College Prep. 'l'ON'G. GEORGE .... Wilson Jr. High Commercial Honor Roll TORREY, EARL. . . . Duluth Central College Prep. Uolf TUCKER, CLIFFORD. Murray Jr. High College P'rep. . . .len ..Hub,, . Pete,, Cinch,' 'Tarzan Sr., Class Representativeg Foothallg Kittenballg M Clubg Orchestra caddy' CGM!! TEGELER, CUSTAV .... ... Cu.s' Neill College Prep. Lunchroomg Tennis '30g Boys' Cho rns THOMPSON, CLIFFORD . . . Wiencrs' Vocational General Football '27, '28. '29g M Cluhg Tennis Manager '29 TOENSING, BERNICE .... .... ' 'Bc' Zion's Lutheran Commercial G. A. A.g G. R.g German Club TORBET, ROBERT, ..... ... Bob' Madison Mechanic Arts Honor Rollg Library Force TSCHIDA, ALBERT McKinley College Prep. Footballg M Cluh TUMA, MARY .... .... ' 'Mamie' Monroe Jr. High Comercial Honor Roll Page Sixty-one VALEN, HOWARD Madison College Prep, VANDERVORT, VlOl,IC'l'. .. ... Vi Grand Rapids, H. S. Commercial VOELKER. MARCELLA Wilson Jr, High College Prep. WALSH. WILLIAM ..... Vocational General Marce ill!! ...UB Sky Clubg .lr. Representative WATTERS, HELEN ....... uRl'Zdh0Ilfl,,f Murray Jr. High College Prep. Briar Roseug i'Oncu 'I' re as aw Princess' gy I , fi L 'VKEGN ,R IJLIAM. ...nliillil lOa e. N Dak, fi s e al .. A . i 5 1 sketh 'ZQJMQ' 'Ilan ' '29 i Page Sixty-two THE VANDERSLUIS, CORNELIA Connie S . Cloud 'ollege Prep. German Cluhg French Clubg G. C. C.g Music Festivalg Briar Rose g M Staffg RM Assemblyg Honor Roll. Trees, The Saga of Eric the Rod. . VIGNALO, LEONARD ....... Lenny , Jefferson - Commercial Track '29, '30: Class Buskc-llmllg Pirates of P6IIg0llt'S.', VOGELGESANG, LEONA ..... Dolly Monroe Jr. High General WASCHBUSCH. CATHERINE Kuta St. Agnes If .Q A General . lb' ' German Club J' x L WAWRA, GEORGE ...... 'iGeorgie Wilson General WENTLING, JOHN. .'S.lapey g Jack Murray Jr. High College Prep. Pres. Student Councilg Sr. Represen- tative: Treas. of Senior Classg Bandg Orchestra WETTENGEL, DONALD ....... Don Cretin College Prep WIGINGTON, MILDRED ...... Mitzi, McKinley Col lege Prep. WILKINSON, LILA ..... .... ' 'Ly Dist. 30 College Prep. Once There Was a Princess g Honor Roll WOODING, VERBA ..... . . . Pat Monroe Jr. High Commercial G. C. C. WRABEK, WALTER ......... Wally New Prague General YENCH, HAROLD Jefferson General Hi-Y: President of Sky Clubg Thanksgiving Play: Christmas Playg Once There Was a Princess GGM99 I E 5 IGIN, GRACE. Jefferson Commercial G. A. A.g Office Force 'WILDE. FRANK Monroe Jr. High Manual Arts WINNICK, SOLLY Franklin General .... Dolly Sophomore Representative WRABEK, LORRAINE ........ Babe' McKinley, LeSueur Center, Minn. College Prep. A Representativeg Cogyvheel Staffg y Club, G. R. M Assemblyg Usher Senior Playg Honor Roll WRIGHT, FRANK ....... Grey Eyes Drew College Prep. Track Teamg Cogwheel Staff I ZENKER, OTTILIE ..... .. . 0tt.s Adams -'College Prep. Jr. Representativeg Sr. Representa- tiveg Honor Roll Page Sixty-three s HM!! s ZIYVIANSKI, Beatrice! ..,... . HPats MATSCHKE, JULIAN 'du X . .1 Randolph Monroe Jr. High ,jf K. H General 'O age PREP H k '27 '28 '29 Briar Rosey OC ey' ' ' j W I Y j if get ,af WHO'S WHO STUDENT COUNCIL OFFICERS JACK WENTLING ................... President HUGH MCMENEMY ............ Vice President LUCILLE ODINK .................. .. .Secretary Miss MABEL E. COLTER .............. Adviser MEMBERS SENIORS V e rn Brandl, James Hogg, Dan Selleck, Charles Stees, Donald Lynch, Earl Jepson, Georgia Morris, Christina Nelson. JUNIORS Jaseph Waldner, John May, Carol Rahn, Larry Schwartz, Earl Lager, Art Tester, Walter Christiansen, Beulah Hurlburt. SOPHOMORES V Mae Johnson, Harry Morehead. Sam Goodman, Valborg Storlie. FRESHMEN Marjorie lronside, Nola Kisra, Arnold Wold, John Arth. ' COGWHEEL STAFF Marvin Kreidberg ............ Editor-in-Chief Lloyd Michelson, Dorothy Shave- Associate Editors M STAFF Marvin Kreidberg ............ Editor-in-Chief Florence McMichael, Harry Lund, Dorothy Shave ............ Associate Editors Miss Eleanora F. Deem .............. Adviser LTTERARY STAFF Lyle Gray Robert Pagel Robert Johnson Morris Cohen Clayton Kiley Robert Atkinson DeEtte Handford Andre Boratko Roger O'Donnell Mable Bucholz Evelyn Lott Lloyd Michelson Dorothy Gunderson Cornelia Vandersluis Charles Stees Lucille Oliver BUSINESS STAFF Business and Circulation Manager- King W. Elliott Advertising Manager .......... Bud Halvorsen Faculty Manager .............. H. A. Wolcott Treasurer ................ Miss Vera Striokler SENIOR CLASS OFFICERS Charles Stees ...................... President Harry Lund .................. Vice President Harry Lund .............. ' ...... Sport Editor Miss Mary E. Copley .............. . .Adviser LITERARY STAFF Elmer Backer Robert Hoag Caryl Bothe Mary Holm Vern Brandl Dorothy King Olaf Brandt John May Harry Cottingham Josephine DeWitt Elaine Dosen Carolyn Goldberg Lyle Gray DeEtte Handford FALL Marguerite McKusick Florence McMichael Roger O'Donnell Robert Pagel Lydia Schaub Morris Steinman SEMESTER 0NLY King W. Elliott ..... ........ S ecretary Jack Wentling ..................... Treasurer Miss Mary Tracy .................... Adviser JUNIOR CLASS ' OFFICERS Edward Gray ...................... President Dorothy Sternberg ..... ..... V ice Presulent John McKnight .................... Secretary Julius Jahn ....................... Treasurer Miss Emma Bolt .................... Adviser CAPTAIN S OF ATHLETIC TEAMS Arnie Mentes ....................... Football Frank Schmidt ........ fCapt. Elect! Football James Delmont ................... Basketball William Bookhaus Wenonah Copley Frank Wright Mable Bucholz Harry Goldberg BUSINESS STAFF King Elliott Business and Circulation Manager Bud Halvorson .................... Assistant H. A. Wolcott ....... ..... F aculty Manager Miss Vera Strickler ................ Treasurer Bud Halverson and Foster Hannaford ...... Advertising Managers Fred Gregg and Robert Greer .... Office Dogs Page Sixty-jour 1 Milford Munson ............. . ....... Hockey nn .... . Elmer Scheunema iCapt Elect? Hockey Edward Gray ..................... Swimming Charles Stees ....... ............... T rack Joseph Kissin .... .........Tennts Bert Bergman ......................... Golf Arnie Mentes ..................... Baseball COACHES OF TEAMS Roland Johnson .......... . ........... Football Henry Holman .... . ....... Basketball Mat Garding ........ ...... H ockey Richard Krueger ..... .... S wimming Gordon Soderberg ..... ........ G olf TH E NM79 l NIISS Nl XHY THNCY, Swzinr Class .flrlaiser A Xlul Gurding ..... .............. T rack EQUlP'lllCN'l' 'Nl-XNJHLHIQ. UF 'l'I'l'XNlS Gordon Sodn'1'lN'x'g ..................... Golf Douglas llente-S ..................... Football Klan Cinrmlingx ......,............... Baseball David Greenberg ...... ......... B asketball FACULTY MAN NIEHS OF' TELXMS Harry Carlver ..................... Basrblllz' F. E. Critchett ..,................... Football Louis Kaplan ................ Asst. Baseball F. lf. Critchett ................... Basketball M CLUB Mat Carding ......,................. Hockey .Xrniv lllmitub. . . ................. President STUDENT MANMQEHS UF TEAMS Charles Stccs ..... . . . ..... Vice President King Elliott ........................ Football .lames lJl'lIl1Illl1. .... ...,... S lecretary ll-Wight Reichuw .......,.......... Basketball Vern lirandl ....................... Treasurer Clarence Fraser. .. ....... Hockey .lzunes Walker .............. Sargeant-ar-f4rmx Donald Lynch ..... .... S wimming JXIDVISERS . . . Tennis llnnuld l.ynclx .. .. King Eliot .... Earl Torrey ....,. Dwigllt Re-icliow .Track . . . . . .Golf . . . . , . . .liascball Nliss Mary E. Cuplvy Nl iss Vera Billings Nliss Eltuilllllfd F. Decm Edwin F. MCKCC ' l'ag1' Mx!-x'--lz'z'r' ECM!! GIRLS' AITHLETIC ASSOCIATION LIBRARY CLUB Mable Bucholz .................... President Pat McNeill ....................... President Flossie Fagrie ............... Vice President Donald Lynch ................ Vice President Doris Schauer .... ....... S ecretary Fabian Cortez .... .... S ecretary'-Treasurer Mlarlais Fenske .......,........... Treasurer Mrs, Dugas ......................... Adviser Irene Johnson. ...................... Adviser GIRL RESERVES Christina N'elson .................. President Lenore Harstead .............. Vice President Elaine Turner ..................... Secretary Catherine Wetherby ................ Treasurer May Kellerhals ...................... Adviser GIRLS' COGWHEEL CLUB Aileen Lundquist .................. President Mary Holm. ................. Vice President Louise KIBHIIZ .... ....... S ecretary Ferne Holm ............. ..... T reasurer Mabel E. Colter ............ ..... A dviser HI Y King W. Elliott .................... President .lohn Sonnen ........... ...... V ice ' President Donald Lynch ...............,..... Secretary Robert Foss ........... . ........... Treasurer .Iohn Griffin .... ....................Adv1Lser SKY CLUB Harold Yench ..............,...... President HOME ECONOMICS CLUB Laudey Oslecki ................... Eunice Hummel ........ Ellen Rodgers .... lone Lake .............. Mildred Garri-ty ........ FRENCH CLUB Marian Roush .......... Henrietta Liss ................ Vice Phyllis Berg ....... Vera Fussell .......,... Elmire Moosbrugger .... 'GERMAN CLUB .Ioseph Waldner ......... .....Vice .President President Secretary Treasurer . . A dvis er President -President Secretary Martha Klein ................. Vice Lucille Stuewe. .... Doris Schauer .... Edwin Bothe ..... Herman Woltman ...... Treasurer . . A dvis er President President S ecretary Treasurer . . . . .Adviser ...............Adviser Foster Hannaford ............. Vice President Betty Graves ....... ........ S ecretary CHEERLEADERS Robert Foss ..... ..... T reasurer .Iack Robinson ................. Rooter King Daniel Shirck .... .. . . .Adviser Pat McNeill, Gene Hardy ....,..... Asslktants Sunset Page Sixty-six By LYDIA SCHAUB, '31 The sun is sinking in the west, As I in rapture gaze. Bright crimson streaks gleam through a crest Of gold transparent haze. The sprays of orchid glimmer through Like tiny drops of rain. They glisten like the beads of dew And form a fairy chain. Ere all its beauty I can drink, It fades a frailer hue. When all the red melts into pink, And then to azure blue. At Sixteen By PRISCILLA Moons, '30 Ah, how bright the world looks at sixteen! Life seems a sort of golden glowing thing, Joys are many and troubles swift of wingg Each morning's sunrise has a brighter gleam, Each is more rosy, it would seem, And love, as yet, has left us without sting Or sadness. We've youthg what finer thing Could grace this earth, what light a brighter beam? fd T 16-'Mgrli Q i Page Sixty-.sepen A W ,-,Q H ffl +1 , egg 5- :A THE 2' 1: H5 f E52 . ,gg w nw! x 1 u 1 2133 ' 9 Yi . .H WZ. ff-is 'wa 4 ll lj ..,, Y A 3525? X25 , i--'I , - , 3 .5162 .4 ?9 ,J hi QA a a H K r'rMj-I 5 Y .A,' arg! gl, iyyko my if 1 , we . M . ' nj I . 2-ii , . 4.53 1 , ,N Page smy-eigliz .A , I .5-J? Zlf laik ' -fif , J EA! . 'fm ' ,75 Mi bl I fini 4 . E - xy, X , if 2. . XY A 1 a t 114 1 5 , 41? J' 'Q X 'v 1' V S .f ly, X l W dn a 4.3. A me Eu! Wifi 1' 1 1-' 1+ X R Pug? i 1 I 4 l ,..' s TQMQ5 Pdge, Seventy-dho r ,, my ,M- I . Z Ez ?? 'F' W.. ,A-W L ii Vs er fi? el 5 5 A . new -, WV E , fi fa, .2 54 'e Q 'Y Ja: .35 ' arf 1, Q fs W 54-'fag 'Am 1' 'ig :fig . pg. ' T H E cc 79 . L1 .q Q-4AA - ,A Qi .E N 1 ff' f SE iff? M '33 ' 'Fi . '3 3 gg, 4 ' J ' L4 'T ,iz , --Q . - 7? 1 wwe . +15 ' FJ J' '14 K4 . 'E 'f . ' 5:9 . ws f n , gf . i v W1 .VM . ff ' Pu . 1 'Q ' , 'Q N, s P l vi :L 5' Page Seventy-me 5 , .35 1 - 1 '+L ' .1 H' ffjlie a . ,tm -Q Q w if fe' 1 rg 54 , , . 511 - P if 1 .Q E ' .xx 5, , . Wi 1 LQAQQ if , If: , Qs ' .' 1,-g V ,gf - 1 i ' Fifi Sw+3' 1V: - . , -.lp - A A nn , X - . i , .QW :kr 1- ' ,K ,l . ' ' 5 f ,L se- . ,' 11 gr . , . . Q , , -. - V f 1 f,-. Mex ' 'rr ' - 1 1 f a X ' , 1, J f - 'fx Maviqd ' ' ' 4 A M K ff .,., 1 I ,, V 4 ugh., Mx 1 -kg. :. .-Q.. -Mk,:.2, --1-, 4' ':.1:.m.1fr-4 1-J.---.-wk-. ,, V- .. 1 , , , THE Character Readings Based on Physiognomy All character sketches have been read from the profiles on preceding pages. In preparing these sketches we have consulted the best authorities available on phrenology and physiognomy, and we have attempted to make our readings entirely scientific. 1. William Elling-Has great endurance, fearless, slow thinker. 2. Dorothy Reising-Affectionate, quick-witted, keen intellect. 3. George Kolar-Proud, loves ease, intuitive, courteous. 4-. Ann Margolis-Enthusiastic, sweet-tempered, eager for knowledge. 5. Morris Cohen-Energetic, ambitious, has initiative, courteous. 6. Jacqueline Gray-Has strong imagination, good judgment, and even disposi- tion, appreciates music. 7. Clarence Adams-Slow in action, physically strong, persevering. 8. Marline Sumner-Imaginative, energetic, ambitious. 9. Carl Sorlein-Worldly, ambitious, proud. 10. Robert Angster-Inventive, determined, generous, musical. 11. Don Wettengel-Enthusiastic, shrewd, keenly humorous. 12. ,lack Odink-Fearless, positive, crafty, intelligent. 13. ,lack Calof-Generous, inquisitive, intuitive. 14. Cliff Thompson-Conservative, good natured, physically strong. 15. Catherine Meyer-Reserved, tender in affections, adaptable. 16. Delores Marsden-Musical, keen sense of humor, poise. 17. Clarence Kaufman-Logical, sensible, sensitive. 18. Arnold Mentes-Enthusiastic, athletic, steady, determined, loyal. 19. Truman Risbrudt-Modest, ambitious, has fine intellect. 20. Edward Penney'-Executive ability, poise, loves good food, self-confident. 21. Lucille Stuewe-Even disposition, discreet, generous, mentally keen. 22. Edward Erickson-Artistic, practical, inventive. 23. Osborn Lunney-Persistent, good natured, has quick perception. 24. Ted Harris-Hopeful, artistically talented, practical, courteous. 25. Mabel Mazourek-Thorough, affectionate, fine sensibilities. 26. Howard Schleiter-Ambitious, confident, studious, keenly perceptive. 27. Raymond Luger-Modest, intellectual, appreciative, diffident. 28. Sidney Kriss-Enthusiastic, combative, demonstrative. 29. Wenonah Bate-Energetic, positive, firm. 30. Alvin Beulke-Critical, practical, modest. 31. Harry Lund-Sense of humor, literary ability, over-confident. 32. Lucille Oliver-Loyal, straightforward, athletic, appreciates beauty. 33. Wesley Liesch-Strong will, ambitious, sometimes pessimistic. 34. Ethel Neujahr-Energetic, nervous, good student. 35. Leonard Vignalo-Generous, imaginative, inventive. 36. Margaret Anderson-Sanguine, modest, kind, courteous. 37. Lyman Janitschke-Conservative, musical, practical, loyal. 38. Violet Nelson-Modest, dependable, true friend. 39. Edward Neby-Enthusiastic, persistent, humorous, intelligent. 4-0. Martha Klein-Intellectual, sweet tempered, ambitious, strong will. 4-1. Roger 0'Donnell-lnquisitive, humorous, fearless, firm. 4-2. Mable Bucholz-Good leader, versatile, generous, enthusiastic. 43. Frank Wilde-Even disposition, retiring, has good judgment, diffident. 4-4-. Marguerite McKusiclc-Intuitive, cold in affections, firm, courteous. 4-5. William Wegner-Enthusiastic, secretive, firm. - 46. Francis Frommer-Imaginative, generous, energetic. 4.7. Robert Johnson-Discreet, modest, generous, intellectual. 4-8. Harriet Smith-Modest, intuitive, warm affections. Page Seventy-thru' THE 4-9. Gustav Tegeler--Humorous, worldly, energetic, keen intellect. 50. Eva Bullock-Good tempered, reserved, modest. 51. Robert Atkinson-Good tempered, original, discreet. 52. Florence Byrnes-Dainty, retiring, generous, sweet natured. 53. Louis Silver-Constructive ability, serious, strong willed. 54. Margaret Ripke-Enthusiastic, firm, logical. 55. Milford Munson-Practical, even tempered, physically strong. 56. Randall Liesch-Constructive, enthusiastic, energetic. 57. Clayton Kiley-Conservative, practical, procrastinates. 58. Ardis Johnson-Proud, generous, keen wit, refined sensibilities. 59. Harry Lindstromw-Original, quick thinker, good company. 60. Virginia DeGere--Kind, artistic, refined, good student. 61. Ruth Brazen-Affectionate, modest, has intensive purpose. 62. Wilma Robinson-Original, fearless, loyal, persevering. 68. Mary Elliot-Calm, even disposition, artistic, sense of dignity. 64-. Elaine Hansen-Hopeful, original, reserved, good company. 65. Claire Kelley-Nervous, affectionate, slow thinker. 66. LaFay Carbone-Conservative, intuitive, discreet. 67. Dorothy Gundersen--Saucy, affectionate, musical and artistic. 68. Rooney Goodman-Ambitious, intuitive, has artistic appreciation. 69. Lorraine Dexter-Saucy, loves ease, apprehensive. 70. Maurice Goldbom-Cold in affection, slow thinker, good judgment. 71. Marie Eckert-Practical, intuitive, great endurance. 72. William Walsh-Capable, generous, even tempered. 73. Marlais Fenske-Constant in affection, determined, keen sense of humor 74-. Robert Foss-Positive nature, energetic, scientific. 75. Dorothy Sternberg-Good natured, kindly, good judgment, appreciates beauty good student. 76. David Greenberg-Practical, affectionate, persevering. ' 77. Marjorie Smith-Fine intellect, sincere, frank, has common sense. 78. Walter Lake-Loves ease, versatile, physically strong, good thinker. 79. Irene Olin-Conservative, constant, has good judgment, self control. 80. Harold Kodada-Physically strong, mischievous, good thinker, and optimistn 81. Bertha Abramovich-Enthusiastic, good tempered, good student. 82. Edward Girk-Modest, generous, artistic. 83. Alice Heikert-Artistic, fond of luxury, strong willed. 84. Roy Moberg--Worldly, fluent speaker, versatile, self confident. 85. Catherine Waschbusch-Ambitious, cautious, intuitive. 86. John Gondek-Inventive, practical, determined. 87. Bernice Toensing-Firm, reserved, good humored, modest. 88. Clifford Tucker-Proud, reserved, firm, affectionate, athletic. 89. Ferne Holm-Optimistic, energetic, affectionate. 90. ,lack Miller-Slow in thought and action, determined, ambitious. 91. Dorothy Shave-Executive power, witty, firm, fine student. 92. Lloyd Michelson-Versatile, conservative, executive ability. 93. Lillian 0'dessky-Energetic, modest, executive ability. 94. Vern Brandl-Intense of purpose, energetic, persevering. 95. Cornelia Vandersluis-Ingenious, generous, kind, energetic. 96. William Bockhaus-Good tempered, generous, has excellent discretion 97. Genevieve Nicola-Demonstrative, ardent, bit selfish. 98. Lyle Gray-Intelligent, intuitive, sense of humor, artistic. 99. Birdella Irwin-Hopeful, good tempered, enthusiastic. 100. Richard Pribil-Even disposition, versatile, generous. 101. Annette O,Shaughnessy-Enthusiastic, literary, firm. 102. Robert Hoag-Modest, kind, intelligent, original. 103. Mary Cameron-Demonstrative, intuitive, cautious. Page Seventy-four i 107. 108. 109. 110 111. 112. 113. 114. 115. 116. 117. 118. 119. 120. 121. 122. 123. 124 125. 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144. 145 146 147 148. 149. 150. 151. 152 153. 154. 155. 156. 157. 104. 105. 106 THE HMM Theresa Spiess-Affectionate, generous, energetic. King Elliott--Even tempered, executive ability, loves ease, demonstrative. George Jurgensen--Ingenious, energetic, modest. Margaret Bakken-Affectionate, demonstrative, cautious. John Bowman-Intellectual, good tempered, concentration. lvah Johnson-Modest, reserved, good judgment. Bert Bergman-Firmness, energetic, good judgment. Priscilla Moore-Affectionate, generous, artistic. John Olson-lngenious, modest, generous. Catherine Diebel-Placid, loves ease, practical. Mildred Davise-Energetic, generous, demonstrative. Richard Daggy-Conservative, bit stubborn, cautious, intellectual. Esther McEvoy-Modest, reserved, firm. Robert Jens-Perceptive, economical, self willed. Lucille Pittlekow-Kind, original, good tempered. Leonard Thistle-Energetic, determined, practical. Genevieve Schneider-Affectionate, good tempered, hopeful. Francis Kortsan-Strong physically, firm, secretive, good student. Julia Koci--Constant in affections, calm, critical. Marlin Summers-Loves ease, diffident, intellectual. Lorraine Hackett-Kind, modest, affectionate. William Simpson-Energetic, lirm, slow thinker. Andrew Riley-Mischievous, enthusiastic, good tempered. Jeannette Micko-Firm, good judgment, has self control. Raymond Andersonw-Intense, energetic, practical. Lila Wilkinsoneliinthusiastic, good tempered, humorous. Bella Greenberg-Energetic, optimistic, good natured. Joseph Kissin-Hopeful, self confident, resentful. Mabel Nelson-hGenerous, modest, energetic. Marie DeVaney-Imaginative, generous, energetic. Ottilie Zenker-Witty, persevering, hopeful. Catherine Teitscheid-Modest, kind, generous. Eulah O'Nealflmaginative, energetic, intense of purpose. Lois Hagerty-lngenious, saucy, generous. Harry Arnesen-Energetic, firm, has good judgment. lola Luchsinger-Generous, affectionate, ardent. Olaf Brandtflntellectual, keenly humorous, self confident. Charles Fish-Energetic, physically strong, firm. Fanny Levine-Energetic, imaginative, inquisitive. William Marshall-Generous, energetic, firm. Viola Frisk-Intense, energetic, has good judgment. Clarence Fraser-Conservative, very practical, good tempered. Myrle Hoenck-Imaginative, persevering, self willed. Howard Boxmeyerb-lnventive, versatile, has constructive ability. Mildred Wigington-Kind, generous, modest, artistic. Andre Boratko-Artistically talented, extremely temperamental, full of mis- chief. Carolyn Olson-Good natured, enthusiastic, discreet, likeable. Bernadine McBride--Constant in affection, saucy, has good judgment, worldly. Marvin Kreidberg-Has highly developed mentality, logical, has strong sense of humor. Chuck Stees-Athletically inclined, even disposition, slow thinker. Robert Pagel-Cold in affections, argumentative, concise. Odelle Harris-Extremely practical, intuitive, studious. Margaret Ferguson-Congenial, inquisitive, modest. Lawrence Long-Has refined sensibilities, is musically talented, good tempered. Page Seventy-for MMQJ 158. Evelyn Lott-Quiet, conservative, has sweet personality, intellectual. 159. Berniece Mackey-Hopeful, has good judgment, affectionate. 160. Lois Goodrich-Conservative, determined, cold in affection. 161. Mary Deragish-Has strong imagination, saucy, good hearted. 162. Ruth Mergene-Good disposition, self control, intuitive. 163. Lyman Baldwin-Athletically inclined, enthusiastic, confident. 164. Myrtle Harnden-Slow thinker, intense in purpose, affectionate. 165. Verba Wooding-Proud, saucy, good judgment. 166. Genevieve Tarkler-Great perception, keen wit, refinement of sensibilities 167. Dorothy King-Keen sense of humor, versatile, constant in affection. 168. Helen Wattersfeliiven disposition, poetic, affectionate, logical. 169. Dorothy Johnson-Generous, rather slow thinker, visionary, modest. 170. Charles Kettleson-Rather dissatisfied, good tempered, good company. 171. Herbert Tjoswold-Modest, artistic, dependable, dignified. 172. Charles Callinan-Good tempered, intelligent, energetic. 173. Marian Roush-Fine mentality, determined, affectionate. 174. Leigh Nerhaugen-Original, enthusiastic, persevering, modest. 175. Florence McMichael-Generous, saucy, determined, intelligent. 176. Virginia Hackett-Critical, good judgment, firm. 177. De Ette Handford--Merry, intuitive, imaginative, companionable. 178. Edward Hertz-Quickness in perception, logical, intuitive. 179. Don Burcalow-Witty, worldly, rather happy-go-lucky. Lonely By LYLE GRAY, '30 We had two goldfish in a bowl. Une died, the other swims alone. He seems to me a lonely soul Swimming in his little zone Of water flecked with wistful gold. Here and there he friendless goes. What makes his little heart so bold That he keeps on? But no one knows. Perhaps, as to and fro he skims, Searching vainly for his mate, A hope which stern time never dims, Springs in his breast: f'1t's not too late, Perhaps I'll see her bye and bye, For very soon-1 too will die! Sonnet to a Tree By GLADYS KJELDSEN, '30 There is no scene more perfect than the one Of blossoms on a flowering tree at night. There is no silence known beneath the sun That is so strange to feeling and to sight. If I had all that silence in my heart, What songs 1 could so rapturously sing. But words lift up and tremblingly depart, Then die in air from too much uttering. It must have been beneath a tree like this A lover sought his maid so happily, While she looked up and pondered how the kiss Of love had come with wings and mystery. Perhaps a group of starry petals fell, Weighed down with yearning that they could not tell. Page Seventy-six CAMERA Camps 5' ff M z is , '?mm'7f1Q 'VFP RNdWH'TE Tow N BLUE The VxcTlm L ., Ti Kimi A , if E 4. R his asf. Q 5 3' l.-H GYmQ5as5 Kxn2gyKl'ng Stair AYJYNTYLS ws 2 wwe gig n 4 ss xg gil . :Q af E , 1 W ,L 1--t ,ggi me ' K ,lg I 'Q is 3575, LV I A Q Wg , 'iLfYT'?f5f . I W 1 EMS Gfpfevs? I 5-gig ? H E Ng 4 X:g.LfsL..l .QM Denrust? 0,3-some f il -is 0 Ei h,.. 7655- HQ amy QBQW MHHQQCVS SkeSmd, Page Scvelzty-swell 'x SENIOR CLASS JUNIOR CLASS SOPHOMORE CLUB FRESHMAN CLASS N - F. 4 THE M JUNIOR CLASS OFFICERS EDWARD GRAY ......... . ......... ...... P resident DOROTHY STERNBERC .... . .... Vice-Presulent JOHN MACKNIGHT .... . .... Secretary JULIUS JAHN ........ ..... T reasurer Miss EMMA BOLT ................. ..... ..... A ri wear RI-:PRHsI:NTATIvI:s FIRST TERM SECOND TERM Harry Arneson Doris Schauer Ann Margolis Eileen Dixon John Lies .lames Whitheck Lenore Carson Henry Risbrudt William Walsh Agnes Cramb Camilla Young Darwin Beullce Elaine Dosen Leonard Stillman Harriet Smith Virginia Groebner Alfred Soderberg William Carroll Bernice McKillip Helen Grant .lohn De Gere Evelyn Reichow Joseph Waldon Darwin Beulke Lorraine Schwartz Sully Nahinsky Vlargeret Travis Henry Risbrudt Warren Neutzling loseph Amon Bowen Northrup The Junior class has had charge of nearly all of the informals beside Illdlldmlll the .ll1I1i0r-Senior Ball. They solfl feather and other ornaments for Merhanu s foothall games. Page Eighty-Iwo THE HMS SENIOR CLASS OFFICERS CHARLES STEES .... ............. ....... P r eswfent HARRY LUND ...... .... V ice-President KING ELLIOTT ..... ....... S ecretary JACK WENTLING ...................... ..... T reasurer MISS MARY TRACY ...................... ........ A dviser REPRESENTATIVES FIRST TERM SECOND TERM Lorraine Wrabek Lillian Odessky Jaqueline Gray Herbert Jungbauer Dorothy Shave Donald Lynch Otillie Zenker Lymani ,Ianitschke Dorothy King Dorothy Dayis Annette O,Shaughnessy Jeannette Micko lrene Rossbach .lohn Coughlin Ruth Pepin Clifford Tucker Milton Craighead Eileen Dixon Virginia Dunn Laudey Osiecki Charles Kettleson Edward Girk Olaf Brandt The Senior Class sponsored the class play, Once There Was a Princess. It had charge of the decorations at the Homecoming, managed the MM Club dance, and will have charge of Class Day for the Seniors which will be held sometime in May. LE CIRCLE FRANCAIS OFFICERS MARIAN ROUSH ..... ................ . ' ...... President HENRIETTA LISS ..... ............ .... V ic e President PHYLLIS BERG ............... ....... S ecretary . . . .Treasurer VERA FUSSELI. ..,.............. MISS ELMIRE MOOSEBRUCCER ........ . ......... , ....... Adviser MISS ANN KENNEDY ................................ Adviser The club meets every other Thursday. The meetings are opened by the singing of the Marseilles. Other French songs are Sung and French games played. Conversa- tion is carried on in French, and French customs and music are discussed. One of the interesting events of the year was a French tea, at which everyone was supposed to speak French. The membership is now about twenty. E GERMAN CLUB The German Club has just finished an interesting year. They have a large en- rollment and prospects of increasing it next year. The German Club was organized for the purpose of better understanding of German literature and musicg and to promote social interest among those interested .in the German language. The club holds meetings every two weeks. During the term they have had a number of parties and luncheons. The officers of the German Club are: Joseph Waldner, presidentg Martha Klein, vice presidentg Lucille Stuewe, sec- retaryg Doris Schauer, treasurerg Edwin Bothe and Herman Woltman, advisers. Page Eighzyrth rec THE HM STUDENT COUNCIL Back Row. left to right: Harry Nlorehead. Sam Goodman. Dan Selleck, Earl Jepson, Arnold Walcl. Chuck Stem-s. Walter Christianson. Svvona' Row: .lohn May. Georgia Morris. Christina Nelson, Donald Lynch. May Johnson, Miss Colter. John Arth, Art Tester. First Row: Larry Schwartz. Valborg Storley, Beulah Hurlburt, .lack Wentling, Hugh McMenemy, Carol Rahm, Marjorie lronsides, Nola Kisor, Joseph Waldner. STUDENT COUNCIL During the past year the Student Council, with ,lack Wentling as president, aided by Miss Colter as adviser, has accomplished much to better the welfare of Mechanic Arts. . They have had general supervision of the school traffic. With the assistance of Miss Heal, who has assigned the squads to direct, they have done away with the con- gestion caused by everyoneis trying to use the same stairway. They have also made traffic safer by having the iron plates on the stairs fixed. With the cooperation of the police department, they have had signs posted and the street intersections in front of school marked with yellow paint. This increases the safety of those crossing Robert Street. The information desks and the Lost and Found department are other re- ponsibilities of the Student Council. It is a custom of Mechanic Arts to hang the group pictures of all graduates in various parts of the school. Some of these were in obscure places and in need of attention. The council took the matter in hand and have had the pictures rearranged and cleaned. The Student Council are also indirectly responsible for the equal division of lunch shifts and for night basketball. On April 2, the Student Council held a dinner party. It was the first one to be given by the Student Council of Mechanic Arts. According to their constitution the purpose of the Club is to improve the con- ditions and welfare of the students in all activities of general interest. We must all agree they have accomplished their purpose. Page Eighty-four c:M99 LIBRARY Back Row, left to right: .Iohn Jansa, Robert Torbet, Kenneth Houstad, Michael Tenenbaum. Third Row: Betty Graves, Lois Adams, Mrs. Dugas, Evelyn Hansler, Florence McCinnity. Second Row: Hugh MCMEHCIHY, George Kolar, Fabian Cortez, Pat McNeil, Don Lynch, Henry Crepeau. . Front Row: Emma Kolar, Lucille Cillotte, Margaret Bakken. Christina Nelson, Esther Goldish, Margaret Harvey. LIBRARY FORCE PAT MCNEILL. .............. ..................... P resident DONALD LYNCH. ..... ...... V ice-President , FABIAN CORTEZ ........................... Secretaryfreasurer MRS. NETTIE L. DUGAS ............................. Librarian lnstead of hiring outside help for the library, Mrs. Dugas chooses from the stu- dent body student assistants. In choosing these helpers, Mrs. Dugas takes into consid- eration the scholastic ability, and the personality of each, and consults each adviser of the prospective members. The officers are chosen from this body by the members of the library force. 66After the Tour11ament,' Have you heardf' said the man in the moon to a star, 'LAII the rumpus that's coming to us from afar?7' I sure havef' said the star, with a long drawn out sigh, It comes from that school called Mechanic Arts Highf, . . -M. C. LUNCH ROOM Queen Nettiev and her trusty helpers have taken good care of the hungry stu- dents of Mechanic Arts for the past year. The lunch room has fed from 800 to 900 people every day. Next year fthere will be a new lunch room and new equipment, including a twen- ty gallon water-cooler. This year Nettie is rounding out her fourteenth year, and likes it better than ever. Not one of Nettie's regular helpers has been with her for less than nine years. Page Eighty-ive THE ifflipfl' 1 . l I.UNC.l-I ROOM rlaffff' . W . A ff X Hack Row, left to right: Harold Evenson, .limmie Delmont, Mr. 1 unoan, Arnii: Mentesi Janie? Walker. Dan Selleck, Mr. Raymond. '-2 Serorui Row: Horatio Merrill, Anna Johnson. Alice Wigman, Phyllis Sm-hisv-l. Nlargars-1 llevkrolll. Ella Anderson, Helen Vick. Front Row: Marion Cliffton. .l-lf-h-n Grant. Nettie- Firohaugh, Larry Schwartz. .-Nils-4-n Lunmlquist. Katharine l-lille-. -iEfe,lUEXg1'iy i i Huck Row, left to right: Irving page, ' nrgia Morris, ditlg ight. Dorothy Sternherg. Herbert Jungbauer. h in Serond Row: Bean Cherniavsky. David Qu v. 'Daniel Shirck,i. viserg Priscilla Moore, llary Cameron. 1 Front Row: Kathle-en Kennedy, Charles Foster, etty Graves, Foster Hannaford. Helen Stern. N Page Eighty-six THE HMM SKY CLUB The Sky Club is an organization which made its appearance at Mec anicsArts during the past year. It was initiated by Foster Hannaford and Har ench, as- sisted by other aviation enthusiasts about school. Q A Although they have been organized for a very short time, they e omplished much. The club meets every Monday at the Y. M. C. A., an 's pose twenty- live members including several girls. Lieutenant Lane of the 109th Aero Squadro 's the instr ctor. He talks for one hour on various angles of aviation. The lub discu s his talk. i The Sky Club now offers a complet r d c ur . The price is fifty dollars and they receive ten lessons. Some of the main activities of the r wer trip throughout the Northwest Airways hangars and talks by promixy avi ' officials including 5'Speed Hol- man. The first term officers were: old Ye , president, Foster Hannaford, vice president, Robert Foss, secretary, fred D ert, treasurer. The second term officers a ' oste annaford, president, Henry Robert, vice president, Charles Foster, sec t yg rt Foss, treasurer. Mr. Shirk is the adviser. Q. K 'S OIFF ICE FORCE Back Row, left to right: Priscilla Moore, Mary Cameron, Lorraine Hackett, Ellen Nora Rodgers, Dorothy MacManus, Luverne Pieper, Irene Olin, Ruth Weisenbach. Second Row: Christina Nelson, Fern Holm, Mary Guderian, Be-mice McKillip, Miss Tschida, Clara Kelley, Augusta Finberg, Grace Wigen, Rose Fratto. Y Front Row: Lorraine Blanek, Louise Kienitz, Rebecca Wernick, Esther Goldish, Marion Gerlich, Theresa Spiess, Rose Weber, Caryl Johnston, Goldie Ravitz, Helen Gillotte. Inspiration. Crystal peaks, fantastic, bold, Scintillating green and gold ,Gainst the wondrous heavenly vault .Make our very souls exalt! Tinged by Pheobus' crimson ray And the hectic flush of day Dying in the western sca- This the gate--but where the key? -B. H. Page Eighty-seven THE HM HOME ECONOMICS CLUB OFFICERS LAUDEY OSIECKI. . . ............ ...... P resident EUNICE HUMMEL ........ . . .Vice President ELLEN Nom Rouoens .... ...... S ecretary IONE LAKE ..........................,........... Treasurer Miss MILDRED GARRIH .............................. Adviser This is a social club for the girls who are taking or have taken cooking. The group has had several parties and meetings during the year. SENIOR PLAY CAST Back Row, left to right: King W. Elliott, Helen Watters. Anita Walls, Harold Yench, Mrs. Fos- broke, Chuck Stees, Iola Luchsinger. 1 ronfgRow: liilu Wilkinson, Lillian Odvssky, l,orf-llai Cille, Lyle Cray, Aileen Lundquisl, Shirley oss. Page Eighty-eight THE HM M STAFF lflllfli Row. lefl Io right: Robvrt Xtlxinson. l.ylP Cray. Norris llalvorson. Lloyd Ylll'lCl'lF0l1. lfllitvlx Stees, Fred Gregg, Robert .lol1nson. Thin! Row: Evelyn Lott, Hogi-r ll'lJonni-ll. llorotliy Gunclorse-n. llvlfttv Handforil. Cornvlia Xan- ilt-rsluis. Holwrt Page-l. Nlalxli- lhtcliolz. King: W. lilliott. Second Row: Florence Mclllichael, Harry Lund, Dorothy Shave, Marvin Kreidberg, Editorg Ainlru Boratko, Eleanora Detem. Advisor: William Hunt. , Seated in Front: Darwin Beulke, Clayton Kiley, Robert Grver, Mo ris Cohen: X V ?. X . V f 0 CUGWllEEl,. S'l'.'XFF NJ fx J, . Hack Row, lvjt to right: Rolwrt Hoag. llolwrt Pagm-l. lilme-r liavkvr, Fourth Row: Niarguerito NlcKusivk. Norris Halvorsi-n. tllnivk Stews. l.ylir Gray. Olaf Brandt. Jo- se-pllinv lk-Wlitt. lfrod Crvgg. llorothy cillllflf'I'S1'll. Third Row: King Elliott, Roger 0.lJliIlI11'll. Florvnce Nlcllichar-l, Dorothy King. Mary E. Coplvy, Adviserg Mable Buchholz. Elaine Dosen. .lohn May. Carolinv Goldberg. Second Row: DeEtte Handford. Caryl Bothe. Lloyd Mickelson, Harry Lund, Marvin Kreidberg, Editor: Dorothy Shave, Lydia Schaub. Mary Holm. Smtrd in Front: William Bnckhans, William Hunt, Robe-rt Greer. Harry Cottingham. Page Eighty-nim- ,F- 5, K 'x THE MM 66M77 ' The Mi, Staff, this year, was composed of nineteen members. The staff all took part in an assembly advertising the M.,' Approximately fourteen hundred subscrip- tions were made for the MT The class work of the fall term has been largely writing articles appropriate for magazine work. The Scholastic magazine was used as a text in critical reading. The editors of the NM are Marvin Kreidberg, Editor-in Chief, Dorothy Shave and Florence McMichael, Associate Editors, and Harry Lund, Sport Editor. All art work has been done by Andre Boratko. COGWHEEL Due to the fluctuating sales of the Cogwheel at the beginning of the term, the distribution was put entirely on a subscription basis. l3O0 subscriptions were secured. The feature of the fifteen issues of the term was the six page issue of April 4-. The Cogwheel received an honor rating in the Central Scholastic Press Associa- tion and was awarded first class honors in the National Scholastic Press Association. Editors for the term were Marvin Kreidberg, Editor-in-Chiefg Dorothy Shave and Lloyd Mickelson, Associate Editors, and Harry Lund, Sport Editor. STAGE FORCE Bark Raw, left to right: Crimmins Brunnette, Solly Nahinsky, Arthur Tester, Stanton Daly, Harry Routzahn, Lloyd Shaw, Edward Boehm, Bertram Shannon. Second Row: Raymond Anderson, Nathan Hallfin, Douglas Green, Marvin Lowe, Samuel Handford, Donald McMurchy, Edwin Lane. Front Row: Paul LaFavor, Yale Weinstein, John Wagner, Ralph Smalley, Albert Bunde, Laurence STAGE FORCE The Stage Force for the past year has been filled to capacity. Under the capable direction of Mr. Smally, the thirty-two members have been very busy. There was some very interesting work on the Senior play, Once There Was a Princess. The scenes built for this play were an Italian Castle, a Colonial house, and an attic interior, all of which required much work and originality. The heaviest work of the season was on the operetta, Briar Rose, because it requires dillicult settings. An interesting thing in connection with ,the operetta equipment was a boar's head, in the making of which they were assisted by Miss Hall. The boys have not done very much outside work this year due to the fact that Mr. Lange does not approve of their working overtime. Hetu, Harold Mitchell. Page Ninety yi.. , .il f' XJ-l , 'S J E ac M 99 I itz- BAND Back Row, left to right: Paul Heinze, Henry Strerch, Marshall Moore, Joy Berger, Mym Carter, Alfred Angster. Jack Robinson, Stanley Petranek. Third Row: Foster Hannaford, Bowen Northrup, Daniel Selleck. Kendall Hayes, Casper Berlinc. Osborne Lunney. James McLean, Gus Cooper, Harry Cook, Arthur Rose, Frank Lillie, Alex Heron. Phillip Kirchen, Claude Jesse, Willis Weese. Second Row: Mr. Raymond, Frederick Lott, Ward Randall, Irving Newton, Leonard Stillman. Walter Christianson. Lawrence Long, Dyer Ruggles, Dwight Reichow, George Snyder. First Row: John Goerso. Raymond Anderson, George Nason. Norman Conard, Louis Lapinski. Beth Strane. Jack Wentling, Donald Vorum, John Young, John Coughlin. MUSIC SUMMARY The major activities of the Music Department seem to have concentrated in the spring term. The early fall saw the reorganization of the band, this year a bigger and better band than ever before, and this year the proud possessors of stunning blue and white uniforms. The band played at various assemblies and at the Central- Page Ninety-one GCM79 Mechanics football game. With the advent of the basketball season, the band ap- peared at several of the city games at Macalester and at all three of the State Tourna- ment games, where 'they won much comment for their snappy appearance and peppy playing. The music department gave a musical assembly in October and another in May, when the various ensembles and student artists were presented in recital before the school. A411117 In October, the mixed chorus appeared in concert before the opening session of the M. E. A. at the Auditorium, and, in connection with other departments of the school, gave a most acceptable Christmas assembly of Christmas carols, illustrated with tableaux. May saw the State Music Contest, with Mechanics entering seventeen ensembles and soloists and winning fourteen first places in the District Contest. At the time of writing, the final State Contest has not been held, but hope is high for many first places among the fourteen entries that go on the State Meet. The band will march in the annual Engineers parade at the University, the noon of May 16th in con- junction with the University Concert Band. Roosevelt High Band of Minneapolis and the White Bear Band will give a concert on the steps of the Music Building at the Uv at four oaclock of the same day. May 22 and 23 are the dates for the annual operetta, this year a charming opera fantasy in a prologue and three acts called '4Briar Rose, written by Louis Woodson Curtis. This is an entirely new operetta, this being the first performance in the northwest and has a tremendous cast of about two hundred students appearing in it. The role of the Princess Briar Rose is charmingly portrayed by Miss Deloris Marsden and the brave Prince staunchly trods the boards in the person of Daniel Selleck, both of them Seniors. A mixed quartet composed of Deloris Marsden, Doris Schauer, Robert Angster and Daniel Selleck were part of the high festival chorus gathered from all over the state to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the founding of the College of Education of the U. of M. The chorus sang over WCCO and gave a concert at the music build- ing of the U. The final activifty of the Department will be the commencement at the Audi- torium, when various groups of student artists, will furnish entertainment at this im- portant event. X All in all, this year has been an unusually successful and happy year in the De- partment of Music. Page Ninety-two THE GMM , 1 GIRLS' ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION ' OFFICERS MABLE BUCHOLZ ..... .......... ......... P r esident FLOSSIE FAGRIE ..... .... V ice President DORIS SCHAUER ...... ....... S ecretary MARLAIS F ENSKE ....... ..... T reasurer Mlss IRENE JOHNSON ..... .... . . ....... Adviser The purpose of this organization is: '6To promote a high physical efficiency among the girls of Mechanic Arts High School -by fostering an interest in gymnastics and athletic ability, and by developing a loyalty to the schoolf, Hiking in the fall and spring, swimming at the Y,' the whole school year, skating in the winter, tennis, basketball, and baseball are the many activities in which the members of this or- ganization are engaged. Those who have earned 6'lVl,s during the year are: Marlais Fenske, Caroline Goldberg, Ruth Tessman, Marie Langenbruner, Flossie Fagrie, Irene Manning, Beth Strane, and Hermione Nelson. Mable Bucholz earned a city letter by making one thousand points. In June an annual picnic is held. The membership consists of about sixty girls. GIRL RESERVES Slogan: g'To face life squarely. Purpose: To find and give the best. Creed: As a Girl Reserve I will be: . Gracious in manner, lmpartial in judgment, Ready for service, Loyal to friends. Page Ninety-three THE HMH Leading toward the best, Earnest in purpose, Seeing the beautiful, Eager for knowledge, Reverent to Cod, Victorious over self, Ever dependable, Sincere at all times. This club is a branch of the Y. W. C. A. During the school year they have been very active. An initiation party was held in October and a Christmas party in December. They have entertained themselves with programs, slumber parties. and luncheons. Their chief work of the year has been the raising of money to send delegates to Camp Okoboji for the summer. This has been done chiefly by spon- soring the selling of doughnuts, poncorn balls, and other popular sweets. ln March they had a benefit card party and a style show. The present membership in the Mechanic Arts' branch consists of fifty. e HI-Y The Hi-Y Club meets every Tuesday evening at the Y. M. C. A. It has been quite active this year in spite of some unfavorable circumstances. They have held a number of banquets and conferences in which other schools have Darticip-ated. The Club did not have a basketball team this year due to the fact that they could not agree on a gvm or coach. The Hi-Y, which is a branch of the Y. M. C. A., is ranked high among school clubs. The purpose of the club is: To create, maintain and extend, throughout the school and community a high standard of Christian character. The officers for the past year were: First Semester Donald Lynch ..... Truman Risbrudt . . King Elliott ....... John Sonnen ...... Fred Shumakeri U Q U i I i i i i i is the club adviser. Pllgl' Ninety-four an alumnus Second Semester President ........ .......... K ing Elliott .Vice President ..... ......... I ohn Sonnen Secretary ....................... Donald Lvnch . Treasurer .... .................... of Mechanic Ar .Robert Foss ts and now connected with the Y, THE M p . 4 ,td HI-Y Back Row, left to right: Ernest Benke, Milford Munson. Clarence Adams. ,lohn Sonnen. .lame-s Walker, Leslie Kennedy. Seroml Row: Leo Hurley, Chuck Ste-es. William Carrol, Robert Foss. Fred Bradish, Donald Wacker, Charles Fish. First Row: Henry Risbrudt, Clayton Kiley, Raymond Smith. Bernard Rechtiene, Donald Lynch King W. Elliott, Harry Lund. Donald Burcalow. v Bdoods By JEANNETTE MICKO, '30 Lash mel Whip me! Sting me with thy strength, Oh wind and rain, while rushing on thy way, When my sad soul relief seeks for a length From petty details life exacts by day, Harrassing thoughts and strange disturbing dreams. When in thy roaring midst, earth fades away And you and I are left alone, it seems To my soul courage creeps-a shining ray. Sometimes in need of gentler things am l, Then deep into the misty gray l creep- ,. fl To feel my face uplifted to the sky, gg QL fgjtiff Soft wind and soothing rain against my cheek, ft if U' You are my friendsg my heart with rapture sings L k J U- g For the deep joy thy understanding brings. 4 L' I V. .Q L ei- x Y-J . N I I L C f 'viz K it f n Why? 1 di J this K ' A if 04 A l V A fra L V' , ' Th t, W L 'I f I A W A Shgriindel Sa Lf fwfzk E Lee ,t Wi? ' Gosh, hut why? up fd 21 ' I ...R. 0,D. I vflfzfk f Z ' K 4 K ff . Page Ninety-five yf ,-f' N', ll. fir' . THE HM X .XA Ak,- Wf for s Q its -X - GIRLS' COGWHEEL CLUB OFFICERS Alu-:EN LvNDQUIsT .... ............ ..... P r esident Louise KIENITZ .... ............, S eeretaary FERN HOLM .......... .............. T reusurer CARXL Horns ................ .... C hairman of Activities Miss MABEL A. COLTER ............................. Adviser The purpose of the club is to further social relations between the girls of the school, to encourage the improvement of the school, and to aid the new girls in every way. This is the oldest girls, organization in the school, having been in existence since 1915. It was organized solely for social intercourse between the girls of the school. Last term the girls had a Hard Times Party and a 'Christmas Party. This term, on March 2l, an Initiation Party was held for the new members. At present, the mem- bership is about forty. Thoughts of a Very Little Girl By FLORENCE McM1cHAEL, '30 They say there are no fairies in this world, That such things are the dreams of childish minds. Do they mean that silver dragon flies That flit with glossy wings o'er placid lake Are not the horses of some tiny elf? That shimmering cobwebs that the spiders weave Were not intended for some fairy's robe? That soft green moss and snowy milk-weed down Do not delight the tiny peopleis hearts? I know that in this busy, rushing world Are many, many signs that fairies live. Page N in ety-six THE M lx .QE 2 gV if ? JK 3' 5, f E? EZ s c si X.-3 , r ii. - ,P F 'ei I . JV E 3 :-Wig' 4 , Q- 1 F ,f E C :Q 'A f' W . , fl ul W' X 2 ' E ' t , 'j fy 'il 5 5 f, 1 ,K 4:57 'X f If 5 , ' 4. .1 f IPX 1 ,1 f - N wt , E: I 2' -1 -3. , . ' ,- l 1 1 ' KJ ' ' P' ' r fat' , 5 l 4 ' . I gf yj , , .. ,r 'P' , . X : -. yvQ , ' fk A , , .- f-V f 'L!ZLt!fsa. A111 - 5 L? , E r C' - 5 L f , .Au , f i' ? J 'fmt' 3 J Iliff 17,0 xy' ,, 61 Flrrdvff' e We 3445 f l S ' ' f - 1 5 5 fri hfi Xue ., ' , :givg-:NS ,. :lj-R x T V I 2 'kr 5 Eg ,f' S fi f N ,A Z , -:EEE -f 4 X- ' 'Fi-1f:: I - y s??.-is ' I :Y hi F-15 if L, ,X t x as l f-X ,f -2 fl 1 1 Y ,R E 5 ' i g ' 'va f s it e-Sl Ig- .. f 9 Q , 1 X ' ' 2 f if s' ' ' X ff ,, Y XE l l f Q .49 yxx 1? B D' f V v N .- lfllf ll X H 1 F: If 0 Q f' f f0llWwfrr1rii7ffWmh. ' L1fe A By Giisrixviz TEGELER, ,530 A mighty tree was growing near a mound, lts stalwart roots bit deeply underneath. New grass displaced brown leaves upon the ground, No longer to be gnawed by Boreas' teeth. New life was creeping slowly back to earth, New symphonies descended from the trees, Sweet odors seemed to herald Naturels birth From scented flowers waving in the breeze. But underneath this mound long ages past, Within a brightly colored blanket sewn, A mighty chief into his grave was cast To rest from glorious conquests there, alone. Thus, side by side two mighty chiefs have stood, The one, dead man, the other, living wood. Question-? A By DOROTHY KING, '30 Does one sleep but to wake? Does one live but to clie? Do flowers bloom but to fade? Does one laugh but to cry? ls life, after all, but a dream? Is sorrow yet but a joy? Is darkness really a gleam? ls the sword only a toy? Who knows what all things are On the sea. in sky, or sod? All will e'er be mystery To each and all. hut Cod! Page Nin ety-s even Page N inety-eight Q GSM!! Evolution By LYLE GRAY, '30 He enters school a Freshman shy, Hoping hard that heill get by. He does those things that Freshmen do, Foolish things that neither you Nor I tmature and nonchalantl Would do. But he, a debutante In high school life, has much to learn. He studies hard, perhaps, to earn An A, or even B will dog lnstead he meets his Waterloo And gets a card bedecked with red. You know the things that papa said! He drinks memorial fountain water, Lots of things he hadn't oughter. Seniors think he's not so much- He's dumb, the way he gets in dutch! Before he knows, a year goes by And he's a Soph-not quite so shyg His chest swells up an inch or two. Donlt laugh-he's just the same as you. He talks to Freshman friends with glee He is a Soph-takes English three! Another year and then he chants Pm a Iunior!,', wears long pants Gathers nerve and skips a class, W'hat's the dif-he knows he'll pass! He's full of mirth and confidence Comes thru some ticklish incidents That awe his little Freshmen friends And then, so soon the school year ends! VVhat joy is his, as in the fall To school he comes, a Senior tall! How good he feels to know that he Within a year will be quite free Of English, Math, and all that stuff. Of course, the parting will be tough, He tells his little Freshman friends. And then, too soon, his school life ends! He,s thru with Lab and all that rot - Alas! he finds it's not so hot. Again he is the timid soul That chose commencement as his goal, He's thrown into a world of strife- A Freshman in the school of life! On the Beauty of Nature By HELEN WATTERS, '30 l sit and muse beside a babbling stream, Where violets and clover shyly peepvg Here through the crystal water pebbles gleam And sparkling trout in pleasure gayly leap. Beside the stream the languorous willow slow Bends down to kiss the brooklet's smiling lipsg THE MH And sobs and sighs, and rustling, murmurs low The gossip of the South Wind as it sips ,love's nectar. And I hear with happy heart The language of the forest blilhe and freeg That shames our little effort to take part In Nature's wondrous Land of Liberty. Then with the dusk the beauty fades away, Sweet eventide has hid it from the day. Spring By NIARCUERITE WACNPIR, '31 Soft sweet zephyrs, A Nodding flowers, Birds in rafters ' And woodland bowers: Trees with bursting buds Snows melted awayg Mother bear and cubs Out for a play, Honey bees buzzing 'Round about the flowers, Squirrels drowsing In treetop towers, Picknicker's chatter From the woodland fairg Children's laughter Ringing through the airg Brooklets flowing Laughing with glee, Everything growing 'Tis springtime, you see. A Riddle By MYRL HOENCK l'm something that is big and round, Sometimes makes light upon the ground, Sometimes Pm big, sometimes I'm small Sometimes I can't be seen at all. Sometimes I'm curved and very narrow, And have two points sharp as an arrow, Sometimes I'm here, sometimes I'm there Sometimes I'm not seen anywhere. I'm always going 'round and 'round, But never making any sound, Though people say I'm very hot, It surely appears that I am notj For I look very, very cool, And am calm and collected as a rule. Sometimes I seem to be on fire, And hung up on la big, strong wire Some people call me very green, But on me that color is not seen. Although I travel an awful lot, I seem to stay in just one spot. I'm very. very' old I know, Page N inety-nine GSM!! But I can't tell what makes me so I wasn't planted, and I don't grow, I was here when you came, I'll be here when you go. I'm something to look up to, But I'm nothing to dread, As I said before, lim shaped like your head, What am I? Riddles By CARYL JOHNSTON . Within a sea so crystal clear, Encased by walls of pearly white, Myself, a ball of gold so sheer, I wait to see the light. When this sea, so crystal clear Has lost itself in me, When sounds of crumbling walls I hear, I shall begin to be. Answer: The egg and the chick. Now, people tell me, can you name An animal without a mane, An animal without a tail, Nor wings to fly from fiercest gale, An animal with both ends like? Oh! I've caught you at first sight. Answer: A Carpenter's Sawhorse. THE MOGN Thoughts of a Wayfarer Bound for London Page One Hundred By ROBERT Hoao, '30 Spring had comeg o'er all the land Of Britain many a Venturous band Of pilgrims sought a holy shrine, To venerate a saint divine. The way was longg the sun beat down On dusty road and plowed field brown. Beneath a tree I laid my load, Where cool shade called me from the road. 'Twas pleasant there, for all around Spring held the land, and from the ground Sprung flowers fresh, while on each tree Were buds appearing. Here a bee Was seeking nectarg birds above With swelling throats their carols strove To outsing all. I raised my eyes And saw a band atop a rise Approach along the road. I knew That here were pilgrims journeving too. As thev drew near, I saw a Knight, Beneath whose coat a sword shone bright. A nun there was, a clerk, a squire, A monk. a doctor, and a friar. GCM97 The Knight was speaking near the last, A tale he told, of times 'long past Of Palemon, and jealousy And love for fairest Emily. At the end two sang. In tones forlorn Another blew a wheezing horn. A gay and carefree company, They hailed me, lying 'neath the tree. They passed, and I was was left alone, I rose, to go ere day was done. I turned my eyes to the happy crowd, Afar they rode, a dusty cloud. I took my pack and, lonely, down The road I trudged to London Town. Variety tWith apologies to Samuel Hoffenstein By LYLE GRAY Oh how various is the scene Whereon we spent our day-I mean, What countless things a walk discloses Through the halls-if one disposes But let's get on-three great big rahs Many, yeas and ziz boom bahsf' Who gave us such variety That none need discontented beg Inmates of a human zoo- Who made us all-have you a clue? Senior, Junior, lowly Soph, Trivial Freshie whom we scoff. The school, with aspects numberless As minutes are before recess, This changeful school, so Variable, From janitor to principal, That each, no matter what his marks, May pass his time in happy larks! an English class, for time to pass. and there it's him and that is swim,' and preposition and shows volition Consider first Students pray Here it's he This is swam', Here's a noun This is uwilla' Here, yes here's an article, Understand a particle? Here's a verb and there's a noun, This is up', and that is down. Countless bugbears come to pass Within a boring English class! Hither's '4Math,' and thither's lab Here a pair of Freshies blabg There's a class in journalism Storing up their catechism. Salesmanship appeals to some My oh, my, but they are dumb! l Page ,Une Hundred One Page One Hundred Two THE NI Ever try zoology? Shorthand or astronomy? Oh, the sights that one can see! Yon, a Junior blunders through Napoleon at Waterloo. Here it9s first and there it's 6'fourth This endis 'gsouthn and that end,s north Now a teacher bawls you out, You wonder what it's all about. A teacher hurries up the stairs, A Senior tries to put on airs, Students looking on with vim- Not the teacher, but the Gym! Oh, how various is the scene Students have for their demesne, So full of happiness and joy Learning even seems to cloy. Be you Soph or be you Junior If you're sad we know that soon your Frown and blues will pass away That's how various is the day! Now in ecstasy we trace The aspects of the human race, Some are girls and some are boys tFreshies still play with their toys!! Some are long and some are short Near the wall's a little wart. Some are bold and some are shy, Some can bluff and so get by. Some are dumb, a few are not She is cool and she is hot', Some are fat and some are lean Oh, how various is the scene! Many in the lunchroom tarry Others mammoth lunches carry Some eat fast and some eat slow Some don't eat, they have to go. In the lunchroom Nettie works Woe to him who ever shirks. Here, how various is the scene! So much food I've never seen! Pie and soup! and cake and beans Spinach, peas, and beets and greens Coffee, milk, and even cocoa, Gosh, oh gee, it drives one loco! Cookies, crackers, apples, candy, Such diversity is dandy. S! Welre happy mid variety Who says it's impropriety To laugh at this and laugh at that, If he is thin and she is fat, What earthly difference does it make If they are wise, a joke they,ll take. Amid such swell variety Who could discontented be? THE HMM . HT- -Qse 7 qs. X4 e , 7 g 'i X nf' it f E ' Z W , , gl' I ..u, V' tt Q X f ll tltlt i .V ,xg X l. .xxXX'u AN' KJ X x I ,ge ,ii V . 1 X511 K .X xg yy jf 'Z' 7, I' f ' ' l ' 1' X. X 1 3 y ll fs I R X l . . 5 up Xu NM ' X ll 1, 47 tl Q 7,4 l K I x A X T f lllli lv ' X ' E17 : f up X, N llll .2 5'-17' , Wffiili 1 ' ' 7 , 11,1 x -.J , ,4 fmt, 4! fl I 1 'f I Vx ll 6, -A MQ! X Q U 2' , A M , 7 K 1 s.Q f 1 r .. xx f . ' I I ff' t ff T.. ,f 7 -- ' q 'fl T55 f X A ' ' V ' 9J..nt 'W mm'Tv b XT - A ATHLETICS BASKETBALL Coach Henry Holmanis Mechanic Arts basketball team cashed in on just a little more glory than the other sports of the current year when they climaxed a season of superb basketball by downing the slippery g'Spuds from Moorhead by a score of 23 to 13 to win another Minnesota High School basketball championship, the second in six seasons for Mechanics. Sixty stalwart sons of Mechanics answered Coach Holman's call for candidates on November 17. After a few weeks of intense drill and weeding out of players, Coach Holman sent his team against De La Salle on December 13. De La Salle won their fifth game by stopping the Trainers, 21 to 7. Mechanics recovered from the defeat, and won four straight games. St. Thomas was the first victim, 26 to 22g 'Concordia was completely subdued by a 33 to 17 score: Prof. Nortonis rambling Alumni quintet took a terrific beating, 24 to 8g and Bethel Academy lost to Mechanics on New Year,s Day by the crushing score of 66 to 16. The strong Cretin doughboys triumphed over the Trainers by a 22 to 15 score. After losing to Cretin, Mechanics started a run of 18 straight victories which finally terminated in the winning of the State title. White Bear, 29 to 17, and 27 to 11g and South St. Paul, 19 to 17. furnished the last opposition before the opening of the conference season against the Humboldt Indians on January 24. The Trainers looked far from state champions when they barely managed to win from Humboldt by a 24 to 20 score. The South St. Paul quintet was again beaten by Mechanics by a 26 to 20 score. This was followed by another win over Con- cordia, 29 to 18. The Trainers made up for their first loss of the season by beating De La Salle, 29 to 10. The light Washington team fell before the Trainers by'a 30 to 5 score. Johnson lost to Mechanics, 35 to 14. Page One Hun-drerl Three THE M ' 1 5 , Q' l' AVAI A'l l i T X in f as 1 1 r N 2 .. . xl.. V, iigmgnwk waurguggotww 1 It . T. S- V. .kr jg Ak5V ,, fr kwlr 3 7 7 g , , , STATE. CHAMPS , MECHANIC ARTS HIGH Scno L m'lf'Hi.5'iLi . We rss: ef . g W smsr mmm.. mum. M, 'Q 'K A coveted victory over the Central crew by a 23 to 7 score ended the first round of the ci.ty race with Mechanics in the lead. The Trainers got revenge from Cretin by beating them by a 22 to 21 score. 1 Humboldt, 31 to 85 Washington, 51 to 9 fthe largest conference score in yearsjg and Johnson, 44- to 7 led up to the final skirmish in the scramble for the city bun.t- mg. Central played miraculous ball, but were defeated in an unusually thrilling game by a 17 to 13 score. By their win over Central, Mechanics won the right to represent the fifth region in the State Tournament at the U. of M. Field house. Four of the Trainers were placed on the All-City team. They were: Delmont, Walker, Rosenfield, and Schwartz. Thorne, the other regular, made the second team. In their first game of the tournament on March 27 the Trainers looked far from impressive, but managed to win by a 31 to 15 score from Columbia Heights. In the semi-finals of the meet on March 29 they won from a stronger Red Wing team by a score of 19 to 14- to advance to the finals against Moorhead, the title holders. , The Moorhead game on March 29 was the culmination of ,the season, Moorhead being at the short end of a 23 to 13 score. Mechanics beat Moorhead by a steady strong defensive style of play. Moorhead's defeat broke up their run of 53 consec- utive victoriesg they lost their chance to win three state titles in a row which would have been a new record in Minnesota High School basketball. Captain Jimmy Delmont, at forward, and Rosenfield, at center, made the All- State team. The season's record shows a total score for Mechanic Arts of 723 points as against their opponents' total of 3'76. Page Ont- Hundred F our t THE . V A,L J' A - f l FUOTRALI. TEAM Back Row, left to right: Larry Lindstroni, Tlnnnas Ulaughlin. Wilbur Robbins. John .lansa, Walter Lake, Harvey Morschauser. Second Row: Paul Weisig. Chuck Stecs. .loh-1 Coughlin. Clifford Tucker, Douglas Mentes, Harvey Deeg. Front Row: King Elliott, Managerg Lyman Jauitschke, Larry Schwartz, Harold Kodada, Arnie Mentes, Captaing Abe Rosenfield, Charles Fish, Boyd Patrick. FOCTBALL Coach Roland ,lohnson's call for football candidates, which was issued on Sep- tember 10, the day after school started, was answered by 80 staunch sons of Mechanic Arts. Of the 80 candidates who reported there were ten lettermen remaining from the squad of the previous year: Captain Mentes, Munson, Brink, Stees, Thompson, Schwartz, Schmidt, Davis, and Janitschke. After two weeks of practice, the Trainers took the Doughboys from Cretin High into camp and gave them a 25 to 0 beating, avenging the 0 to 0 tie of the year before. The Johnson aggregation furnished the first conference competition, and fell before the strong Mechanic Arts machine with a score of 19 to 0. After a two weeks rest, the White Bear game being postponed, the Trainer ma- chinerolled relentlessly onward, and smothered the Washington eleven by a score of 27 to 0. The Humboldt Indians, after scaring the M. A. team in the first quarter, sub- mitted and were scalped to the tune of 34- to 0. Captain Mentes had one of the best days of his career. Besides making several brilliant runs, he scored 15 points. In preparation for the annual Mechanics-Central clash the Trainers played the hitherto unscored-on De La Salle team. Mechanics won by a count of 20 to 0. The annual Armistice Day tussle with Central High was played at Lexington Park before an unusually large crowd. The field was dry and fast giving both teams a chance to display their best. Central, with a much stronger line and with perfect interference for the backs achieved a 15 to 7 victory over the Mechanic Arts team. The inability of the M. A. line to function and the breaks of the game to Central were the deciding factors of the game. In a post season game the Central team beat an All-Star team by a score of 19 to 6. Eight players from the M. A. squad played in this game for the All-Stars. Page One IIIUIIIFPII Five .EN M. i x ll 'fi if gf 'L S 0 .N ' X X . 'N--. . C 1 rxkxxk Vu xv X, . x T If I-1 'V ca 99' f T H E M y , A..,. :X , . Q, . 4 X f E t - ft - i E. HOCKEY TEAM Bark Row, left to right: Harry Arnesen, .Harry Houlitzan, Crawford Mclllynn, Clarence Fraser, Managerg Howard Johnson, Carleton Knippenberg, Melvin Frerck. l ront Row: Coach Matt Garding, Harold Proue, James Whitbeck, Milford Munson, Elmer Schoen- HOCKEY Coach Mat Garding's Mechanic Arts hockey team carried on the 'Trainer traditions in the realms of high school hockey when they trounced the lowly Wash- ington sextet in the final game of the season by a ll to 0 score to win the St. Paul High School Hockey championship. ln the early part of the season the Trainers looked far from champions. There were only a few veteran men left from the team of the year before. On top of this, Julian Matschke, star center man, became ineligible, and Coach Carding had a big gap to fill up at center. However, several prominent men came to front ranks and despite their greenness they filled out the team. In their first practice game of the season the Trainers beat the De La Salle team by a 4- to 3 score. In their next game they lost to the White Bear club by a 4- to 3 score. They avenged this defeat in their next game by beating White Bear by a decisive score of 4- to O. In their first conference match, M. A. outscored Humboldt to win 2 to 1. Johnson was the next crew to fall before the strong Trainer sextet by a 3 to 1 score. The ancient rivals, M. A. and Central, fought a bitter battle which ended in a 2 to 2 tie. In the final match of the season the Trainers whitewashed Washington by a ll to 0 score. SKATING RELAY TEAM The relay team had only one race in which to compete this year. This was in the Hippodrome Ice Carnival. Central, Cretin, and St. Thomas also entered teams. The race turned out :to he a rather mixed up affair, the judges not being able to de- cide which team had won. A large Alfred Johnson cup was to be presented to the winner. The members of the team were Robert Spitzmueller, Melvin Jacobsen, Ted Keller, Lucille Oliver, Captain. The four teams were evenly matched. Many of the ci:ty's champion skaters par- ticipated in the event. This year brings back the memories of the excellent teams years before, when relay skating was considered a higher-ranking sport. nenlan, and Douglas Mentes. Page Une Hundred Six NJ' i 'gf 5. CGMN 1 T i nl- SW IM MIN G Back Row. left to right: Nlr. Krueger. Stanley Sokolik. Pat McNeil. Chuck Ste-es. Donald Lynch, Front Rout: George 'VfcCarthy. Frank Peterson. Ted Cray. Williaiii Rich. Robert fhigster. SWHMNHNG The Mechanic Arts swimming team ended a rather unsuccessful season by defeat- ing Johnson in a closely contested match by a 4,2 to 37 score. The squad was hard hit by ineligibility, losing Halvorson. a distance and relay mang De Santo, star diverg Medberry, breast stroke, and back stroke starg Jacobson, fancy diverg and William Boclchaus, back stroke man. lf these men had not been ineligible for competition, the team could have given a better account of themselves. Mechanics Arts, hopes received a severe jolt in the initial meet of the season. Washington, a new comer in aquatic ranks. administered a 4-1 to 25 defeat to the Trainers. In the next meet M. A. natators splashed their way to a 51 to 23 win over Humboldt. The M. A. water poloists flipped their way to a 4 to 0 win over Harding Jr. High. Mechanics next met Central. and came out at the short end of a 56 to 19 score. Again the fin-flippers submerged a Humboldt team by a 3 to 0 score. In the last polo meet of the season the inexperienced Washington club sprung another sur- prise winning 2 to 1 in an exciting match. Captain Edward Gray was the star performer for Nl. A. He scored consistently throughout the season running up a total of 34- points. He was ably aided by Pat McNeill, and Chuck Stees. There were only light men on the squad. Prospects for a more successful season next year are bright. Two men will be lost by graduation. Stees and McNeill. With the return of the ineligible men the squad GOLF The Mechanic- Arts Golf Team has scheduled six meets for this year. Two of these meets have already been played. The first meet was with Johnson, in which game the Trainer team lost by a score of 6 to 2. The second contest was with Humboldtg in this tangle the Blue and White Golfers again lost, this time by the score of 6 to 4-. The remaining meet of the first round is with Centralg then John- son. Humboldt. and Central will wind up the second round. should be strong. Page One Humlred St-ren Q 1 ,X JV! x 01 jim i lim G I cc 99 wtiwfwf THE M Gordon Soderberg is the coach of the Golf Team and as a result the team is coming on in good shape. , 'The members ol the team are: Bert Bergman, captain, Kenneth Morgan, Perry Larsonn, Andrew Aronson, l.f-Hoy Peierson, alternate, and Earl Torrey, manager. BASEBALL TEAM Back Row, lefrt to righ: Clyde Chell, Larry Lindstrom, Wilbur Robbins, Frank Yoswa, Abe Hosenfield. Srrond Row: William Marshall, Harry Arneson, Walter Marshall, James Walker, Dwight Reichtow, Managerg Howard Ancker. Front Row: Mat Garding, Coach, Arver Thorne, James Delrnont, Arnie Mentes, Larry Schwartz, Douglas Memes, Mr. Critchett, Assistant Coach. BASEBALL Mechanics, after a year with no official baseball, has again resumed the sport. Many candidates turned out at the first of the season, but a squad of 18 picked play- ers now remain. Many of these men have either played with the M. A. team in previous seasons or have played with outside teams. Mechanics has played several games with such teams as Phalen Lwther, St. Thomas, Cretin, Stillwater, and De La Salle. The big contest, however, will be played with Central at which it is hoped the Trainer team will demonstrate 'their superiority to the Red and Black ball players. The Mn expects that a championship trophy for baseball will be added to the already large number of awards now in the trophy case. HB TEAM BASKETBALL Coach Henry Holman introduced something new into the realms of high school basketball this year when he carried a Mechanic Arts B basketball team through the full year, playing competitive games. Early in the season he decided just what men he wanted on the regular squad, and it was necessary to drop several good men. Fifteen of these men he turned over to Dave Greenberg, whom he appointed as a coach of this B team. Page One Hundred Eiglil THE CGMU Considering the season as a whole, Coach Greenberg had almost as much suc- cess with his team as Coach Holman did with his. During the course of the season the Mechanics B team played 13 games. The Trainers lost only three of these games. In the Mid-Central Basketball Tournament held at the Central 'sY,7' Mechanics went to finals and were beaten by the team which later won the state title. The B team won from Baskiield's Law Books 21 to 9, Los Gatos 16 to 14, and from Midway Y I5 to 10 to advance to the finals against the Skweres Billiards. They lost to the Skweres team by a score of l4 to 9 thus failing to win the Junior title. MB TEAM- 'BASKETBALL Hack Row, left to right: Reuben Berg, Charles Fish, Morris Rosenfield, John Nielsen. Second Row: David Greenberg, Coach, Nathan Hallfin, Perry Larson. Dwight Reichow, Manager. First Row: Sylvan Goldstein, David Winnick, Walter Christiansen, Aaron Baronbaum. TENNIS The Tennis Team has a series of meets scheduled with the following schools: Humboldt, May 15, Central, May 22, Johnson, May 23. As the team has no permanent coach, the team is practicing and prospering un- der the leadership of Captain Joe Kissin. At the beginning of the season, a large number of candidates were out for tennis. At the present time the team consists of six regular players who are: Joe Kissin, captain, Charles Fish, Olaf Brandt, Ted Gray, Gus Tegeler, and Sylvan Goldstein, and Don Lynch, manager of the team. TRACK Track is becoming more and more of a popular sport at Mechanic Arts as well as throughout the country. This year there is opportunity for a contestant to show his powers in any one or all of the following events: l00-Vard dash, 220 dash, 4-440 dash, 880 dash, and in the half mile relay. The high and low hurdles are also attractive running events. The field events are: the shot put, discus throw, javelin throw, high jump. broad jump, and the pole vault. Mechanics has had no meets at the time that the Mi, goes to press, but meets with St. Thomas, Cretin. and thc city high schools will constitute the citv meets. The Carleton relay and the Minnesota meet will also be entered by the Mechanics team. In the Minnesota Relay of April 6. the Trainer Relay Team took second place in a closely contested race against Central High School. Page One Hundred Nine THE TRACK TEAM lhlrlf Row. left In righlz William Nlurbllull, .lohn Sonnvn, Ed Yqnch, 'Harry Arnesun. Harry Chris- tianson, Myron Dudovitz. Arvvr Thorne, Clyde Chell, Howard Anckcr. Third Row: Roland Kvvs. Rivlrarrl Vrihl. Edward Decker. Fl'illN'lS Kortsan. Waller Nlarshall. lrslu- Kennedy. Douglas Memes, Swunzl Row: Raymond Smith, Hay Xuung. Abe Husenfiuld, Arnie Mvntes. .limmie Delmonl. Heulwn Hargravvs. .limmiu Walker. Larry Schwartz. FIIFSI Row: Mail Currling, couch. Dun Burualow. King W. Elliott. Nlanagerg Harold Kodada. Chuck 9-tw-S. Captain: Wilhnr Rnrhllins. 'Tod llarris. Harry Cottingham. F. E. Critchf-It, Asit. Coach. ummm-mnuaf' , Q. l WW' CLUB The Nl Club if an hmmrary organization of which any Mechanic Arts letter man is eligihle- to hecome il member. The history of the HMW Club dates hack Page Um' llumlrrfd Tru GSM!! to 1910 when Mechanics won their first football victory over Central. The victory was such that they had a banquet in its honor and from this the present M Club originated. The Alumni membership is to keep a contact and create a better fellowship among Alumni lettermen. The school membership is to create and maintain better and cleaner sports. The annual dance of the M Club proved a very great success this year. The proceeds of the dance go to help under-graduate students through school. The club banquet was also a big success. Many good speeches were given by alumni members, teachers, and student members. This year the club is composed of forty-five members who are going to school at the present time. Officers for the year are: FIRST TERM SECOND TERM CHUCK STEES .... .. .President ...... .... A RNIE MENTES ARNIE MENTES. . . . . .Vice President .... . . . CHUCK STEES FRANK SCHMIDT .... . . .Treasurer ............. VERN BRANDL DON LEWIS ............. Secretary .......... JIMMIE DELMONT CLARENCE ADAMS. ........ Sergeant-at-Arms ..... JIMMY WALKER M Club Survey R ADAMS. CLARENCE. '30 ........ Sparky Clarence made three letters in football, '26. '27. '28, ANGSTER. ROBERT. '30 ............ Bob Bob has made a letter in swimming. ARNESEN. HARRY. '30 ........... Swede I-Iarrv made a letter in hockey. ROCKHAUS, WILLIAM. '30 ........ Billy Bill has two letters in swimming. RRINK, MILAN, '2996 Milan made a letter in football. BRANDL. VERN. '30 ............. Brandy Vern has made two letters in track and one in football. He was captain of the '29 track team. CHRISTENSON, HARRY '30 ...... Christy Christv has made one letter in basketball DAHLBERC. RUNY '30 ............ Duke Runv has made three letters in swimming. '26 '27. '28. DAVIS. WILLIAM, '291Zg ............. Bill ggi has made two letters in football, '28. DELMONT. JAMES. '30 .......,...... Jim .lim has earned one letter in football in '29, and two in basketball. '29, '30. He was captain of this year's basketball team. .lim also is secretary of the M club. EVANS. WENDELL. '29V2 ......... Evans Wendell made a letter in football. '28. ELLIOTT. KING. '30 ................ Kay King has earned one letter as football man- aaer. '30, FRASER. CLARENCE. '30 ........ Shorm ' Clarence has earned a letter as manager of hockev. '30. ' FRERCK, MELVJN. '30 .............. Mel Mel has made a letter in hockey, FISH. CHARLES. '30 ..........,.. Chuck Chuck has made one letter in football CRAY. EDWARD. '31 ............... Teri Ted has made three letters in swimming in '28: '2?, '30, He was captain of the '30 swimming team and is captain-elect for the '31 swimming team, GILLE, JEAN, 'Sola ............. shi?mp .lean made a letter as mascot of the base- ball team. GREENBERG. DAVID, '31 ........... Tex David has made two letters as manager of the '29, '30 basketball teams. JANITSCHKE. LYMAN. '30 .......... Jan Lyman has made two letters in football in '29, '30. JOHNSON, HOWARD, '30 .......... Howie Howard made a letter in hockey. KATZ, BENNIE, '30 ................ Ben Bennie was basketball equipment manager. '29. KISSIN. JOE. '30 .................... Joe Joe has made one letter in tennis. '29, and is captain of the '30 tennis team. KODADA.. HAROLD. '30 ............ Bing Bing made a letter in football. KUNZE, WILLIS, '29Mf ............ Willie Willis made a letter in football. KNIPPENBERC, CARLTON. '30 .... Knip Carlton made a letter in hockey. KORTZAN. FRANCIS. '30 .......... Lefty Francis has made two letters in football. '28. '29. He has also made two letters in track, '28, '29. LISOWSKI. WALTER, '29M ........ Wally Wally has made two letters. one in base- ball. '27. and one in football. '29. LINDSTROM. LARRY, '30 ........ Swede Swede made one letter in track, '25. LYNCH, DONALD. '30 .............. Don Don made a letter as manager of the swim- ming team. LAKE. WALTER, '30 .............. Wally Wally made a letter in football. YVICNIELL, PATRICK, '30 ............. Par Pat has four letters in swimming. '26, '27, '28, '29. Pat was captain of the '28 swim- ming team. Page One Hundred Eleven THE MARSHALL, WILLIAM, '30 .......... Bill Bill made a letter in baseball. MILKES, CHARLES, '32 .......... Charley Charley made a letter in basketball. MENTES, ARNOLD, '30 ............ Arnie Arnie has ten letters. He has made four in football, two in baseball, and four in hockey. Arnie was captain of the '29 and '30 foot- ball teams. Arnie is now president of the M Club. MENTES, DOUGLAS, '32 ........... Doug Doug made a letter as manager of the football team. He also made a letter in hock'ey. MUNSON, MILFORD, '30 ............ Mil Mil made four letters, two in football, '29, '30, and two in hockey, '27, '28, OLSON, JOHN, '30 .................. Ole He made two letters for tennis, '28, '29. .lohn was captain of the '29 tennis team. OLIVER, LUCILLE, '30 .............. Paz Pat was on the '27 relay skating team and made a letter as captain of the '29 team. PETERSON, FRANK Frank made a letter in swimming. PRIBIL, RICHARD, '30 .............. Dick Dick made a letter in track. PROUE. HAROLD Harold made a letter in hockey. ROSENFIELD, ABE, '31 ........ Spaniard Abe made two letters, one in football, '30, and one in basketball, '30. ROUTZAHN, HARRY, 'ERIE ........ Rats Harry made a letter in hockey. REICHOW, DWIGHT, '30 .......... Dewy Dwight made a letter as manager of the basketball team, GSM!! RICH, WILLIAM, '30 ................ Hill Bill made a letter in swimming. SNOREN, RODNEY, '30 ............. Bud Bud made a letter in football. SOKOLIK, STANLEY, '31 ........... Stan Stan made a letter in swimming. SODERBERG, GORDON, 30 Gordon made a letter in golf. SCHOLTZ, JOHN, '29Mw John made a letter in football. SCHWARTZ, LARRY, '31 .......... Tiny Larry made four letters, two in football. and two in basketball. SCHEUNEMAN, ELMER, 31 Elmer made a letter in hockey.' He is captain-elect for '31 hockey team. SCHMIDT, FRANK. '31 ........... Smitty Smitty made three letters, two in football and one in basketball. He is captain-elect for the '31 football team. STEES, CHARLES, '30 ............ Chuck Chuck has made six lettersg two in football. one in swimming and three in track. Chuck is vice president of the M Club. He is also captain of the '30 track team. THOMPSON, CLIFFORD, '30 ..... Wildcat Clifford made two letters in football, '27, '28 TUCKER, CLIFFORD, 30 ......... Tarzan Clifford made a letter in football. WHITBECK, JAMES James made a letter in hockey. WALKER, JAMES, '31 ............ Jimmie Jimmie has made three lettersg one in track and two in basketball. He is also sergeant- at-arms of the M Club. Riddles By LOUISE SLETNER, '31 It patters down upon the walk And helps the little flowers riseg Each little flower seems to talk And answer all the pattering sighs. It makes the grass turn green again, Because of gentle raing And each little blade is breaking through And sparkles like through a dew. Answer: A Spring Shower. To My Beloved Lizzie By Monms COHEN, '30 Beloved Lizzie as I gaze on thee, My fleet, my trusty, deeply-cherished mate, What fond sweet memories arise in me- The thrilling race. the moonlit night with Kate. The pride that filled my heart, the joyous days, The narrow escapades. the breakneck speeds, The looks of envy, and the general praise- Miraculous were many of thy deeds. But now the canker rust, and numerous dents Destroy thv former gloss, deface thv form. Thy many squeaks and tragic groaning rends My sympathetic heart. In vain I storm At Fate and Time that leave thee in such state. Soon shalt thou with Oblivion, Lizzie, mate. Page Om: Hundred Twelve ' THE HM i WHO'S WHO OF M AUTHORS 'l MARVIN KREIDBERG ............. '30 Marvin has lived in Boston. He is editor of both the Cogwheel and the M, and is the salutatorian of the graduating class. LYLE GRAY ....................... '30 Lyle is a member of the Cogwheel and M staffs. He came from McKinley School. He was the hero of the senior play, plays the sax. DEETTE HANDFORD .............. '30 DeEtte is a member of both the Cog- wheel and the M staffs. and came from Wilson Junior. At present she is looking for a blond athletevsee page 28. DOROTHY SHAVE ................. '30 Dorothy is an associate editor of both the Cogwheel and M. She came from Wil- son Junior and is very much interested in athletics. DOROTHY GUNDERSEN ......... '30 Dorothy is a member of the M staff. and is advertising solicitor for the Cog- wheel. She is known for always wrecking her Ford on the way to school. She came from Breck High, and plays the piano in an orchestra. FRANK SCHMIDT ................ '31 Frank was a member of the football team, and is captain-elect for next year. He also is on the basketball team. Washington High was his former school. EVELYN' LOTI' .................... '30 Evelyn is a member of the M staff. and came from Johnson High. She formerly attended school in California. MABLE BUCHOLZ ................ '30 Mable is a member of the M staff. and is a former Cogwheel reporter. She is president of the G. A. A.. and came from Monroe Junior. She is a marvel at typing. MYRL HOENCK .................. '30 Myrl came from Fargo High in North Dakota. Myrl spends most of her sum- mer swimming. CARYL BOTHE ................... '31 Caryl is a member of the Cogwheel staff. and is the editor next year. She is one of our AA students and comes from Marshall Junior High. HARRY LUND .................... '30 Harry is sport editor of both the Cog- wheel and M, and is vice president of his class. He comes from Jefferson. and is known for his famous soap box speeches. MILDRED WIGINGTON ............ '30 Mildred belongs to a tennis club. and is very much interested in art designing. She came from McKinley school. LEONA SKODA ................... '30 Leona graduated in January. and is now a student nurse at St. Joseph's Hospital. She came from McKinley school. MORRIS COHEN .................. '30 Morris is a member of the M staff. and is an expert swimmer. He came from Johnson Junior. FLORENCE McM1CHAEL ......... '30 Florence is an associate editor of the M, and is a member of the Cogwheel staff. She comes from Madison School. and is interested in music and dramatics. NIARGUERITE WAGNER .......... '31 Marguerite is 'very much interested in tennis, and is a member of the GCC and GAA. She came from Wilson Junior. LYDIA SCHAUB .................. '31 Lydia is a member of the Cogwheel staff, and comes from Monroe Junior. LLOYD MICKELSON' .............. '30 Lloyd is a member of the M staff. and is associate editor of the Cogwheel. He comes from McKinley school. He is onr- of the four tallest boys in the senior class. OLAF BRANDT ...... ....... ...... ' 3 0 Olaf is a member of the Cogwheel staff. and of the School Tennis team. He is also a Senior Representative. He comes from Murray Junior. DOROTHY KING .................. '30 Dorothy is a member of the Cogwheel staff. and came from Vicksburg High in Mississippi. CARYL JOHNSON ................. '31 Caryl once attended school in Chicago, but came here from Monroe Junior. She is on the office force, and plays tennis for a hobby. LOUISE SLETNER ................ '31 Louise came from Wilson Junior. She is on the office force. and is interested in swimming. JEANNETTE MFCKO .............. '30 Jeannette is a senior representative. and came from McKinley school. She is in- terested' in animals. PRISCILLA MOORE ............. '30 Priscilla is a member of the Sky Club. and came from Madison school. Pris- cilla excels in drawing. GLADYS KJELDSEN .............. '30 Gladys graduated in January, and came from Wilson Junior. ROGER 0'DONN'ELL .............. '30 Roger is a member of the Cogwheel, and M staffs, and came from the Cathedral school. Roger is just naturally witty- HELEN WATTERS ................ '30 Helen was in the senior play, and came from Murray Junior. She says that she has been writing poetry more or less all her life. GUSTAVE TEGELER .............. '30 Gus sings well, among other talents. He is on the lunch room force. and came from Neill school. This is his first at- tempt at poetry, but probably not his last. He is on the tennis team. ROBERT HOAG ' Robert comes from Albert Lea. He is a member of the Cogwheel staff and can, if prodded sufliciently, write poetry. Page One Hunrlrcfl ThiI'tr'z-fl THE HM Y i y, ,YSEE AMERICA FIRST L H I L ' L ' Hy Hoor:n0'lJoNNic1.r. Hfiello, old man. So you just got back from your auto trip today, huh? 66 ,S ' I Y h. ta e + as I .i I we - L . ' -F f A Ja have a good time? f ' -f uGYehk 97 ' A '7 ,4 if Where did 'ja go? - ' i B Up North. 'Q l -' ' , , ' 1 i Oh, up there. I'll bet the scenery was swell. Geie. the little flowers by the way- side, the sweet rustic scenes, the budding trees, the silvery lakes. the wooded hills. the gently-waving pines-oh, how I love itl How did it seem to you? Oh fair. Camel Cigarettes were pretty. Breezy Point was colorful. Burma Shave was interestingg Chesterfield Cigarettes were pulsating with color, Paris Garters were nice, Texaco Oil was magnificent. but Montgomery Ward was simply superb. Yep, I think the billboards were a little better than last year's.,' GOLF I I learned to play golf this springg well, maybe I didn't really learn how to 'cplayf' but I walked around a course. and at different times tried to hit an elusive white ball with a stick of wood having a piece of iron on the end. Still. I made it in 87, which is pretty good.-and then I moved on to the second hole. -D. S. Cynical Youth: She has sueh a kind face-such a funny kind. If all the women drivers in the world were laid end to end. says the brutal statlstician. traffic conditions would be much safer. She: I was born in Los Angeles. My family then moved to Chicago. where my mother met with a terrible catastrophe. He: But I thought you were born in Los Angeles. Page Una- Hunrlrca' Fourteen THE HMM BRIGHT SAYINGS OF CHILDREN By EVELYN Lorr. ' I Richie came home from Sunday School. Father asked, Well, Richard, what did you learn today? I Dramatically he told how the rich men came into the synagogue and threw in their dollars so every one could see them. And then a poor old lady came into her church and she had an old holey shawl around her head and she looked around to see that no-body was watching her. And she dropped in two black mice. tAnd very excitedlyjz ML Butler said her black mice was better than all their dollars. We were certainly amused at the new version of the Pharisees and the widowis mite. II Frederick was just a little fellow then, his teacher had asked the class to hand in a paper on which they were to write four sentencw about four famous men. Freddie wrote this: , Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves. Henry W. Longfellow writes poetry. Warren G. Harding is our president. Edward R. Lott is my father. Are you secretly married to Helen? Nope She knows itf' She's a little mitef' Yeah, dynamite. Adoring One: Did you make the football team? Adored: No they had onef' Miss MCG. fto Freshman at the pay phone in the oificejt What are you wait- ing for?', Freshman: '6Say, I put in my nickel and I want my chewing gum. To a F lapper's Eyebrow By OLAF BRANDT tPoetic license No. B-34-6-784 lVlinn.j Your eyebrow, dear one, I delight to watch When in math class you twitch it vexedly And flake off tiny pieces of burnt match While agile MXN pursued perplexedly. The two precise thin curves, so artful plucked Seem like twin arrows toward your ruby lips lWhich once I might have tasted but you duckedj Directing notice-but whoa back! He slips, My Pegasus, when I relax the rein And from your eyebrows let him turn aside. Let that bright lipstick-by its hue you'd fain Have it a stop sign-check his headlong stride. About your eyebrows nowg let's put it thusg -'S'no use! My muse is in a hopeless ufussf' Page One Hundred Fifteen THE HM E Pluribus Unum By ELMER BACKER, '31 ,Twas midnight on the ocean, Not a streetcar was in sight. Stone walls do not a prison make, Lead On, O Kindly Light. Tell me not in mournful numbers On the road to Mandalay When duty whispers low, 'Thou must. My darling Nellie Gray. Four score and seven years ago What's so rare as a day in June? And the maiden clasped her hands and prayed Softly falls the southern moon. Lives of great men all remind us Ne'er shall we our friendship sever, For men may come and men may go, But I go on forever. By the shores of Gitche Gumee, Woodman, spare that tree. Those evening bells, those evening bells My country ,tis of thee. 37 The Reason Why By LLOYD MICKELSON, '30 0 always I have thought of you, just you. My inner nature must contain Some part of you, yet why do I refrain From doing what my heart tells me to do? The summer sky above is blue, quite blue. It is the month of lovers once again, Yet I repeat, just why should I restrain From doing things my heart has told me to? 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