Mechanic Arts High School - M Yearbook (St Paul, MN)

Text from Pages 1 - 76 of the 1924 volume:

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Ghz 2 wan Evhe Q E E E E Q Stubio Q m EH KE HHH 3 5 Q o m: F! :- o 'cs FD PQ' :- 53- 5 0 Fl' :J- cn PB E- z: F5 EEE H 5 Z F1 'U I o '-I o o W P 'U 1 Q H HHH! '-I I m i 4 E 3? :T Z av U E. if E 52 F11 S, U1 5 'A E E R2 C HHH!! 436 Wabasha Street TOWER THEATRE BUILDING D U 5 L n. IND o IN! os ua T1 'U 32 C L E Z Z gum as an zz M tm as M 2 as E sz M H as as :R sz sz as 5 as as Hmmm Autographa Wfmsl U' 0 Forgel M Autographa Autographa W5-w K. If E X fillf lx 0.5. OUR SCHOOL C!6reeting5 Lovers and friends of the Blue and White, we place before you one more volume of The M as the record of a year's events at our Alma Mater. We hope that its pages may, amid the pains and pleasures of the coming years, remind you of the generous sympathy of an honored faculty, of a half- forgotten friend, of a pleasant incident in your high school days, that thereby you may live again this happy year at M. A. H, S. Cover Design .... Greeting ..,..... Farewell to the Seniors Freedom , . . By Accident .,... Brotherly Discipline, . CONTENTS W' THE 191' june, 1924 SENIOR NUMBER . ,EUGENE KELSCH . , , .GILES MILLER MABEL LA DOUCRE .HARRY BLACKIVIUN . . ,MR. WOLTMAN . .AGNES SWANSON The Door .........,,.,.i.. . ,. SHELDON STAUBITZ ln Memory of Mr, Weitbrecht ..,,,. .4.. M AEEL LA DOUCRE Everystudent CSenior Class Historyb .... .... N EIL BOARDMAN Senior Pictures ...i...,.....,... ....i................. l 7- A Prophecy .... ...i,,..,,...,,. J ACK ELLIS AND EARLE CONE Pictures . ...............,........,..... NEIL BOARDMAN Illustrated by EUGENE KELSCH Senior Facts . . , ............,.....,...,,. . . . . Organizations . . , . Athletics .,.... . . Mourner's Bench I...,.., Cartoons .....I EUGENE KELSCH, Rocco VERDEROSA 44, 45, 58, 60, Snapshots .... . ,. .... 6, 12, 14, 52, -1 8 'T H E HM JUNE, 1924 Zliarmnell tu the Seniors Q The evening star has faded from the mists: We laugh as softly sinks its light from view. How small our sphere hefore!-we vainly thought Gul' world had ended with that nocturne hue. Across the Jim, horizon-bounded sea, We lift our faces to the glowing dawn, And stirs within our hearts a wistful sigh, The echo of a happy youth now gone. We silent cross the threshold of the morn, Our eyes uplifted grave and wonder-awed, To meet our goal halfway and hriclge the Jeep Between us and the covenant with our God. -Mabff La Dalia' JUNE, 1924 MT HhE IIMVY xg FTQCJOIH By HARRY BLACKMUN, '24 FIRST PRIZE Only during the intermittent flashes of lightning can one distinguish the huge, black walls of the great building along the river. It is the prison-that burial place of living men who have gone astray into the deep, sin- filled caverns of the underworld. Above the roar of the storm the only sound audible is the steady march of the sentinel. He plods on, back and forth, up and down, with unceasing regularity. Suddenly he pauses. With a feeling of uneasiness, he peers into the darkness about him. All seems well. Is it the storm that causes his sense of fear? Hark! Is that a footstep? Crouching silently, he listens intently for several moments. Then, apparently satisfied, he turns again to con- tinue his march, but before he has time to take a step, a tall, lithe form springs swiftly out of the darkness upon him, bearing him heav- ily to the pavement. A cruel blow is inflicted upon the guide's head and he rolls over unconscious. The lithe form quickly rises and glances furtively about into the dark- ness. He disappears over the prison wall. The lightning flashes. The thunder in- creases. The elements rage on in their un- governable fury. X se PF ak :of Amidst the wind-whipped waters of the river could be discerned the figure of a man, Grinnell, the prisoner, struggling onward, striving to reach the shore where safety was assured. During the flashes of lightning, one could see that a pistol, the weapon of the prison guard, was clenched tightly in the man's teeth. In the swollen river his flight seemed hopeless, yet, amid the debris, which was carried down by the turbulent waters, the man struggled on, centering his entire strength upon the effort to reach that stead- ily approaching shore. Gradually, slowly, painfully, he neared it, until, with a supreme effort, he felt his feet sink into the ooze of the river bed. He sank exhausted upon the ground only to rise again to struggle on. Suddenly, amid the howling of the elements, he heard the shriek of the siren at the prison warning the countryside of an escaped pris- oner. lt was the signal of the hunt, the death-note of many an escaped fugitive. In terror Grinnell fell back into the dense underbrush of the river's banks. With keen- est satisfaction he thought over his escape. He was free-free from the endless hardships and toils of a prison life-free from the con- stant watching of the guards, He ran for- ward in wild exultation. Suddenly he stopped. Down the valley he heard another shriek, not the wild cry of the prison, but the low toned whistle of a speeding locomo- tive. Slowly to his disordered faculties came reasoning. He remembered again the object of his escape. Prom his tiny prison window had he not seen, by the flashes of lightning, the queer actions of the i'gang working on the railroad tracks across the river? Had he not seen his chance to get revenge upon the leader of that gang, whom, by his far-sighted vision, he knew to be one of his former enemies of the underworld, the man who had sent him to this prison, to this living death? Had he not exercised all his faculties, trained in criminality, to plan his escape? And then had he not used all his cunning to overpower the guard and rob him of his weapon? His purpose was clear to him now. He stumbled onward in the direction of the tracks. As he clambered up the roadbed, his worst fears were confirmed, for there, across the tracks, was a pile of ties placed in the path of the oncoming train. He knew that the gang was at its old tricks-wrecking the train, then plundering the ruins, But what could he do? The task of removing the tie: was too much for one man. Besides the train was only a mile down the valley. In the midst of his dilemma he saw a man rise before him. The lightning again flashed and Grin- nell recognized the man as his former enemy. Deftly he raised his pistol and fired. The man sank to the ground with a horrible groan. Immediately other men seemed to rise out of nowhere. Grinnell was attacked from behind. With all his remaining strength he threw his opponent over his head. The men encircled him. His gun spat fire iliip., 4 1 i - .A 10 THE M y JUNE,1924 and two more dark figures sank to the wet earth. The other members of the gang hesi- tated, overcome with fear. Who was this man with the courage to fight and defeat their leader, a leader who had never before been beaten? Get over there in a bunch, Grinnell ordered with a voice full of command. The gang obeyed, trembling in the presence of one who was not a coward, Take those ties off them tracks. No one moved. Again Grinnell's pistol spake and again a man sank to the ground in agony. The gang instantly became alive. Under the threatening eyes of Grinnell, the ties were removed, one by one, from the tracks. Through the driving rain, the train could be seen coming on, unmindful of its possible ruin. Faster, ordered Grinnell. The men worked on, watching with fearful eyes that weapon which had already wrecked havoc among their members. Would the track be cleared in time? Grin- nell was becoming desperate. He knew that he did not have strength enough to lift a tie, yet he also knew that he must keep command over these brutes. The train was but a hun- dred yards away. Three ties were left-now two, now one. With a mighty heave prompted by a stern command, the men shoved the tie aside, leaped to safety and, as the train rumbled by separating them from the desperate man, they escaped in the dark- ness. The prison siren still shrieked. The ele- ments raged on. But Grinnell was unmind- ful. He had collapsed, a victim of the great physical strain imposed upon him. ln the early morning hours, as the grey dawn crept over the tempest-tossed landscape, a group of prison guards stumbled upon the prostrate form of Grinnell the prisoner, lying amidst the bodies of his victims. The scat- tered ties, the dead bodies of the well known bandit leader and his followers, told all too plainly how the revenge of Grinnell had saved the lives of perhaps scores of human beings. Grinnell had secured his revenge and found his freedom in an heroic death. BY ACCIDENT KTrcmsIated from the Spanish by Mr. Woltmanj The fable which I now present Occurred to me by accidentg And whether bad or excellent, ls merely so by accident. A stupid ass one morning went Into a field by accident And cropped his food and was content, ' Until he spied by accident A flute, which some oblivious gent Had left behind by accidentg When, sniffing it with eager scent, He breathed on it by accident, And made the hollow instrument Emit a sound by accident. I-lurrahl Hurrah! exclaimed the brute, 'il-low cleverly I play the flute! A fool, in spite of nature's bent, May shine for once--by accident. -Tomas Yriarte. JUNE, 1924 T H E 11 Brotherly Dicipline By AGNES SWANSON, 2456 SECOND PRIZE My sister Alice is the most careless girl in high school. Everybody says so. She leaves her locker open and then complains when some villain steals her lunch: she loses her books and thinks it isn't fair if the teacher calls her down for not knowing her lessons. But, her most careless habits are with money. Of course, if I could coax money from Dad as easily as she does after my allowance has vanished, I might be careless. too. But I never can picture myself sitting on the arm of his chair and telling him how I'll just die if I can't see some young hero at the show. But, as I was saying, she takes twenty-ive or thirty dollars and crumples the bills all up in her pocket or ties them up in a handkerchief or anything. The worst of it is that she's never been frightened into being careful. One evening Mother and Dad and Alice and I were sitting around reading-don't think we often do that but it just happened that it was before eight and too early to go anywhere. Well, we were sitting there and all of a sudden Alice gave a little squeal and said, Oh, Mother! just look at the perfectly adorable sale on at Brown's tomorrow: new spring dresses in the beautiful new shades and in all new materials, twenty-five and up. Mother put down her book resignedly: Father put his paper down in alarm. Well he might: he knew what happened to him when Alice saw an adorable sale. Mother, I don't think I can really afford to miss that sale. You know, we've been saying for ages that I must have a new dress. My old one's just a rag: I've worn it so long. Alice, said Father, NI can't afford to have you go to that sale. Times are hard: business depression and all that, you know. Then Dad surrendered. The less arguing, the more peace, and the sooner he handed over the money, just that much sooner could he read his paper. I always wish that I were a girl when Alice tries that stunt. The next day was Saturday and I saw Alice go off with that money stuffed down in her pocket. She had on one of those blue colored suits and hats, like the ones all the girls are wearing. If she'd only have shown a little individuality in the way she dresses aid combs her hair, I wouldn't be writing I IS. Because I took a brotherly interest in that girl and felt that she needed discipline, I fol- lowed her downtown. I tracked her stealth- ily through Brown's. Once I lost sight of her, but a few minutes later I saw her blue suit and black hair. When she became engrossed in a wonderful bargain, I slipped up, took the money, and sauntered gracefully out of the store. I went home and stuck the money under my mattress. Of course, I intended to hand it back after I had given her a good scare. I went over to Jim's for a while, and we fooled around, and then I came home. I wanted to be around when Alice told Mother. Just as I got inside the door, I heard Alice say, Mother, Marie and I bought it together. Then we went to see a show. It was won- derful, and the dress is a dream. And listen, Mother, I have fifty cents left after buying a dress and all. Isn't that fine? I listened with wonder and then with alarm. If I hadn't taken her money, whose had I taken? Across the street were some girls: they all had blue suits. I looked farther on: there were some more girls with blue suits. I went upstairs. My legs were weak: my knees trembled. I went into my room and shut the door. I was a thief, a robberf My tongue was dry and my hair stood on end. I'd be arrested. And who would be- lieve my story. What could I: what should I do? When Tillie called dinner, I didn't want to eat. I went down because I felt that I must keep up appearances. It seemed to me that a thief has a pretty hard life. I looked at Dad and Mother. Would they stand up for me at the trial? Alice talked incessantly: I wondered why she didn't stop. Then I heard her say, Oh folks, I know the best joke! Marjorie Moch has a blue tweed suit CUo1ztinued on page 703 41-1 wx f in M g . ,ff :HQ St r iiianglc what au We Run-? 35235 JUNE, 1924 T H E UM 13 The D001- By SHELDON STAUBITZ, Q55 THIRD PRIZE The door to the terrace opened, slowly, softly: remained wide for a moment, showing a patch of inky night between the white walls of the bedroom: then it closed again, slowly, softly. So still was everything that the faint click of the latch sounded as loud as the report of a pistol. The woman watched, eyes widening, temples throbbing, a scream Welling in her throat. The door had opened, the door had closed, but no visible hand had touched the knob. Nor could the wind account for it. Outside the cedar trees were as still as statuary. Who-what had opened that door? Who --what had entered? For someone-something-had entered. Her tingling nerves told her that she was no longer alone. There was something-someone here- unseen, intangible, noiseless, but in front of her, beside her, behind her, closing upon her, crushing her, someone-something rendered vicious by hatred. Pshaw! lt was only her imaginationf the funeral had been too 'great a strain. She would go out on the terrace, rid her nostrils of the heavy aroma of cut flowers on the coflin, let the cold night air drive these fevered thoughts from her brain. Yet she could not steel herself to cross the threshold. Something-someone, was barring the way. She would ring for one of the servants to convince her of her foolishness. But she recoiled with a gasp, The bell rope had become a serpent, venomous tongue darting, striking at her. She tried to shriek, but it only racked her breast with pain. Her tonsils had swollen, muflled it. She looked at the bed and staggered with horror. Beneath the gilt canopy, under the old rose coverlet lay a man, an aged man, writhing as if in agony, sallow cheeks purpled, froth on his lips. Above him bent a woman, a tall woman with green earrings -herself-herself! Her face was watchful, relentless, impatient. ln one hand she held a hypodermic needle and the withered skin on the man's shrunken neck showed a bead of blood where it had been punctured. Writhe all you likel Scream all you like! she was hissing tensely. There is no one to hear you. She laughed coldly, tauntingly. 'Af-Xh, you thought you had a line bar- gain, didn't you? Buying me, my youth, my beauty. You thought you made a fine bargain! but I am making a better one! You will be punished, the man gasped between groans, growing fainter and fainter. Yes? By whom? There will be no autopsy. Old men often die of apoplexy. Your other heirs will be too glad to have you dead to press the matter. A great convulsion shook him, a dry rattle sounded in his throat, yellow claws plucked at the rosy coverlet as if picking away obscene insects. You shall be punished, it came very weakly. Nl shall punish you! I shall return! But the woman only laughed again, loudly, coldly. The figure on the bed was rigid now, face frozen in death. And then the picture vanished and the bed was empty! The woman in the room caught at her neck as if to tear something away from it. The thing was pressing closer about her. It began to scratch her cheeks, her breast, her limbs. Don't touch me! she screamed. Don't touch mel Let me go! Overwhelmed with terrilied hysteria she rushed about the room, overturning furni- ture, clutching at tapestries, pulling them down. But there was no escape. At last, past the verge of insanity, she flung herself upon the bed, burrowed into the pillows, bit- ing them. Don't torture mel she moaned. l'll tell everything-everything! The door opened, slowly, softly, remained C0ontinued on page 703 , I 1+ T .ilu lllllemurg uf llllr. meithretht Ilia lwvc plettire ol hlr. Xl elthri-tlit s ui.tx'c :lt 01.111111-, lztlilornlzt come fi x Ill l Rosen, -luke Yan Rhea. :mtl llztioltl Smith. c three rclztte that they visited the urzixe on .1 tltutirly, otercgtst day. tt 'lien up hopes ol :t picture, hut just :ts they Stopped at the heml- tn hlztze-Ll forth: :ts they pill :sway the frtttium, iglzzcl thztt hlecllxtnics ut t hut- rl picture alter gill, the rlolicls lxluttuil out the sun Llizuin. That I-I E M JUNF 1924 L hlntlly lwczlm was :tll.j A heart at leisure from itself on earth, The glory of a dream-enamoured soul That sees beyond the trivial to the great, And far beyond life's threshold to the Goal. Life's bitter chalice drained he to the depths, Yet on the Wings of vision rode a love Untarnished and e'er sacred-wondrous thing! The key that made this world like that above. For him, a simple headstone o'er his grave, For us, enshrined within our hearts, a seed Once sown by him, and now a blossomed Hower That bears him memory-a living creed, Mabel La Doucre. JUNE, 1924 T H E iiM,, 15 Everystudent By NEIL S. BOARDMAN Everystudent Entereth the School World, and is in the First Year. ACT I fEnter, Euerystudent, leading Verdant Youth by the hand.j V Y-I pray, O Ev'rystudent, do not drag Me thus: here in this world, I'm out of place. Come, let me go. O Verdant Youth, I need Companionship: you have been faith- ful all These years: nay, come, but one year more-O, think Of our good times we've had. Ev- V Y-Ay, in the past. I am suspicious of this world, I say, I'll not stay in't! Ev- One 'little year!-then you May go. Who's this? fEnter, Rurnorj R- Hist! Say not I told you, but Frivolity is here. Beware her toils. Keep Verdant Youth close by your side to guard, Nay, of your books a rampart make: and stay Concealed behind their pondrous rules and themes. Ev- fwith pale face and clinging to V Yj. Dost thou hear that? Let's on with cautious step, Ne'er loose thy guiding hand. V Y-But one more year This strange land with its men I greatly fear. KExeuntj ACT II flinter Eu quickly followed by V Yj Ev- CPushing him awayb Away, away, I'll not be plagued with thee! Avaunt! O, quit my sight! KV Y skulks awayj A villain, rogue! Aha! who's this? fEnter, Sophomore Partyj S P- I'm Soph'more Party, sir, And come to make you feel this Worlds your own. fMusic Wi'thz'nj Ev- Ah, come, and shall we dance? S P- If you know how. fThey danceyl Ev- I thank you from my heart. S P- Quite welcome, sir. Here comes my elder sisters. Ev- Make me known, fEnter, Informalsj S P- Informals, this is Ev'rystudent- speak. And welcome Him. fExitj I- We greet you, Everystudent! KEUerystudent stands back, bashfulj What, bashful, sir? Come, come, a merry time! KMusic withing they slowly persuade him to frolicj Ev- Yea, I fell easier now, What, are there more? KEnter, Candy Sale-Exist, Informals,! C S- Come, we'll depart together. You look good Enough to eat! Nay, you shall lead. C S-I wish'd success, and now shall I succeed! If 16 T H E M n A JUNE, 1924 ACT III ACT IV KEu'rystudent, Rumor and Conciencej SCENE 1 Ev- Another years is past! I've had a fEnter, Euerystudentj ,meffYUme - E-Adf'JShh 'd - With the Informal sisters: Candy V H Oihrer at promlse me an Sale , , Date: oh date, sweet date!-Good Has made me S1Ck. Peace! fgazing eV'n Sir' off stagej Who is that, that ygmer Class play! kgeps , And who are you? Your name? Afar, like a mirage, yet's ever in Mine sight? He grows more visible C P- Oh' I gm he , each day. To gain perfection at your hands. R- That is Di 1 - ' h L- The Wofld poma mig ty man. - I Awaits me, from your hand. My Who' In - . name- The Road To Yester Thy power, will prove a faithful dayu ' slave. ' C- Gain him Ev- Oh, I shall strive to do At any Cost' My best-come, let us go toward Ev- Oh how? Mldyeaff ' , Where we shall see you off! C- Here is a sword, , Of mighty weight, and difficult to C P Wlth You' my lord. wield: Its name is Effort, wrought of golden SCENE 2' hours: . Ye shall meet those who guard Himer' Euerysmdemj Diploma on Ev- The Road to Yesterday is gone Thy way. fGiues the swordj and O, , , Ev- Ay, what a weight! CEXit, R. and Sweet Pilffd bhisi-J S has bld CAD goo - ye. fEnter, Junior Talk and Junior Essayj fEnter, Common Sense! J T- Thou haughty villain! C S- Come, eome, put all these from your J E- Thou peasant slave! Thou shalt not mind! Have YOU I tread another inch Forgot your greatest quest? Diploma Upon thy way! Ah 5195 d h d h Ev- O, say you so? Let's to'tI eaE3?mS?ee W O guar S t e Way' fThey Eghtg Euergzlsttiizdqent overcomes J E The bug-a-bO0I Qut with your fm sword! Out, out! One iiitiecgiiithls year' Whosthls Ev- Oh, it has rusted from disuse. As if to smile upon the victor Kwhich fflfffwsf is mej? C S- Here, take I , KEntet', Jun,'Of,Sen,'O, promj This stone, Hand sharpen it. Tis J S- I come to make ambition sweet, Fmal E Ort' Fair sir. KEU sharpens thensword, 'and rushes off- EV- Were you but near' then anything stage. Noise within. Shouts and Were sweet. O, I have often heard of you, ' But ne'er till now have known your worth. And now That I have gazed upon your beau- teous face, My memr'y shall be sweetened by your grace. fExeuntj cries. Re-enter, with Diploma in waitzngj Ev- Oh, vict'ry's mine! Diploma is my slave! And I shall keep him ever, to the grave. KExeuntj So endeth this Moral Tale of Everystudent. JUNE, 1924 T H E M 17 AAMODT, ETTA Minnesota Murray COLLEGE PREP. Girls' Cogwheel Club Hi-Girls' Reserves Girls' Athletic Association ABANES, FERNANDO S. Philippines South High, Minneapolis COLLEGE PREP. ADAMS, WILLARD R. Wisconsin Como Park GENERAL Track, '21, '22, '24 ANNEN, MARTIN C. Minnesota St. John's Lutheran COLLEGE PREP. Hockey BAIRD, LILLIAN Illinois Paxton. Illinois 'COLLEGE PREP. Honor Roll BALDWIN, GENEVIEVE Minnesota Dis. No, 1 COLLEGE PREP. BAZILLQE, CLARENCE H. Minnesota St. James School, Faribault MANUAL ARTS Relay Skating, '21, '22, '23, '24 Captain Relay Skating, '23 Football, '22, '24 BERGMAN, BERTHA Hungary McKinley GENERAL Girls' Cogwheel Club .. ..............4i H E HM JUNE, 1924 BLESENER, MARGARET Minnesota Neill GENERAL Girls' Cogwheel Club BLOCK, WILLARD Minnesota Monroe GENERAL Class Representative, 124 BOMBERG, NATHAN Minnesota Jefferson COLLEGE PREP. Waterboy on the Football Team BOYD, CORA Minnesota Gorman COLLEGE PREP. Girls' Cogwheel Club Board-Walks of Paris, '21 BOYD, MARIE Minnesota Gorman COLLEGE PREP. BROCK, KATHRYN E. Minnesota Emerson, Minneapolis COLLEGE PREP. Girls' Cogwheel Club Honor Roll BRUESS, EDWARD C. Smith School COLLEGE PREP. Bowling Team BURNETT, FAE Minnesota Tilden GENERAL Chairman of Welfare Committee of Girls' Cogwheel Club JUNE, 1924 E BUSCHMAN, VERNON Minnesota Red Wing COLLEGE PREP. BUSH, RAYMOND Minnesota Monroe MECHANIC ARTS CARLSON, LENORE Minnesota Mounds Park GENERAL Girls' Cogwheel Club 1VIound Builders CHAPMAN, ELEANOR KATHRYN Minnesota Neill COLLEGE PREP. Girls' Cogwheel Club Honor Roll CLEAVER, ALICE MURIEL Minnesota Madison COLLEGE PREP. Girls' Cogwheel Club Class Representative '24 Head Usher at Mikado COHLER, EDITH SHIRLEY Minnesota Crowley COLLEGE PREP. COLEMAN, GERALD H. Iowa Wabasha, Minnesota COLLEGE PREP. Cogwheel Staff Senior Class President Hi-Y Club Business Manager, Road to Yesterday' Class Basket Ball The Unseen CONE, EARLE RICHARD Minnesota Tilden COLLEGE PREP. ' Cross Country Team Track Cogwheel Staff E M JUNE, 1924 CONLIN, LEO J. Minnesota Central COLLEGE PREP. Honor Roll CORCORAN, JOHN W. North Dakota Cretin GENERAL M Club Football Hockey Track Baseball COSTELLO, MARION ALICE ELIZABETH Minnesota St. Joseph's Academy COLLEGE PREP. Girls' Cogwheel Club Class Representative '21, '24 CROTTY, LENORE Wisconsin Osceola, Wisconsin GENERAL Honor Roll DANFORTH, WELTHY Qregon Jefferson ARTS The Road to Yesterday Secretary of Class '21, '24 P Girls' Cogwheel Club Honor Roll DANIELSON, HELEN IRENE Minnesota Central High, Houston, Texas GENERAL DAVIS, MABEL E. Montana Annandale High COLLEGE PREP. Girls' Athletic Association Hi-Girls' Reserves DEEBACH, GRETCHEN AMELIA Minnesota Red Rock COMMERCIAL Orchestra Girls' Cogwheel Club Bouleuards of Paris JUNE, 1924 T H E DEVOR. ARTHUR JOHN Minnesota Randolph Heights COLLEGE PREP. Doctor of Alcantaran DIEBEL, CLAUDIA Minnesota Foley I COMMERCIAL Honor Roll DIERKE, HAROLD Minnesota Jackson COLLEGE PREP. Orchestra Hockey '23 DI RE, COSMO Minnesota Jefferson COLLEGE PREP. Baseball Basket Ball Track Mystery Quartet DI RE, ELIZABETH Minnesota Jefferson COMMERCIAL Girls' Cogwheel Club Honor Roll DRECHSLER, HARRIET K. Minnesota Humboldt COLLEGE PREP. Sergeant-at-Arms of Girls' Cogwheel Club ELLIS, JOHN W. Indiana Greeley, Colorado COLLEGE PREP. Cogwheel Staff Honor Roll EPSTEIN, EUGENE H, 1 Indiana McKinley COLLEGE PREP. Stage Force Manager of Cross Country Team '23 , Manager of Track '24 l M Club 1 l P P' i A l l i , LL, , ..,...L, , E M JUNE, 1924 ERICKSON, ARNOLD RICHARD Minnesota District 31. Ramsey County COLLEGE PREP. ERICKSON, LEORA Minnesota Johnson COMMERCIAL Girls' Cogwheel Club FAIRBANKS, HOWELL B. Minnesota Austin High COLLEGE PREP. FINE, BENJAMIN New Jersey Franklin COLLEGE PREP. FLAHERTY, THOMAS Minnesota Rice GENERAL FREIDMAN, NATHAN Minnesota Cretin GENERAL Orchestra FRY, ERVIN D. South Dakota Hill COLLEGE PREP. 'iMikado King Hal Honor Roll GAGNE, MARCEL JOSEPH Minnesota Johnson COLLEGE PREP. i img, 1924 T H E GERSPACH, ELIZABETH HERMANIE Minnesota Jefferson COMMERCIAL Honor Roll GLISHINSKI. MARTHA JEAN Minnesota St. Joseph's Academy COLLEGE PREP. GOLDENSTEDT, EDWARD CHARLES Wisconsin West Seattle High COLLEGE PREP. GOLDSTEIN, IONE F. Minnesota Tilden COLLEGE PREP. Atlantic City Board Walk Girls' Cogwheel Club Girls' Athletic Association GRANT, RONALD Minnesota Faribault High GENERAL GREENBERG, EVELYN Minnesota Franklin COLLEGE PREP. Girls' Cogwheel Club Boulevards of Paris Atlantic City Board Walk The Road to Yesterday GREENBERG, MARDA H. Minnesota Franklin COLLEGE PREP. Girls' Cogwheel Club Honor Roll GRUNEWALD, IDA LOUISE Minnesota Smith COLLEGE PREP. Girls' Athletic Association Girls' Cogwheel Club Hi-Girls' Reserves , Honor Roll E JUNE, 1924 GUNDERMAN, WILI-IAM Minnesota Wabasha High COLLEGE PREP. Honor Roll HAAG, ELEANORE MARIE Minnesota St. Bernard's COLLEGE PREP. CogwheeI Staff Honor Roll HANLEY, VERA Iowa Johnson COMMERCIAL Girls' Cogwheel Club HANSEN, I-IANS Wisconsin District 2, Wisconsin MECHANIC ARTS HASSENSTAB, LEROY Minnesota Redwood Falls High COLLEGE PREP. Track HAWKINSON, MABEL Minnesota Pine City COLLEGE PREP. Honor Roll HEGLUND, ARNOLD Minnesota McKinley COLLEGE PREP. HERMAN, JEANETTE S. Minnesota Jefferson COLLEGE PREP. Honor Roll JUNE, 19224 T H E I-IERMAN, SAMUEL S. Minnesota Crowley COLLEGE PREP. Drawing for M Honor Roll HERMES, ANGELINE ELIZABETH Minnesota District 32 GENERAL Boulevards of Paris Girls' Cogwheel Club Girls' Athlelic Association HERSCI-ILER, MORRIS F, G. Minnesota Breck COLLEGE PREP. The Road to Yesterday HIRSCH, RAYMOND Minnesota Sacred Heart COLLEGE PREP. I-IODGES, MARION R. Ohio Shaker Heights High, Cleveland. Ohio COLLEGE PREP. NI Staff Cogwheel Staff Girls' Cogwheel Club Secretary of Senior Class '23, '24 Valedictorian HODNEFIELD, FRANKLIN Minnesota Ellsworth High COLLEGE PREP. The Unseen I HOFFMAN, DONALD Minnesota Ames GENERAL HOLLERING, JOHN Minnesota I-Iomecroft GENERAL HIQHMH JUNE, 1924 I-IOLMBERG, VERA Minnesota Gladstone COMMERCIAL Hi-Girls' Reserve HOOVER, FLOYD Wisconsin Frederic, Wisconsin GENERAL HYNES, CURTIS G Minnesota Whittier GENERAL Bowling Team JACKSON, WILLIE LEE Mississippi Lane College COLLEGE PREP. JACOBSON, EDNA L. Minnesota Jackson COMMERCIAL Girls' Cogwheel Club JANES, CLINTON W. Minnesota Sibley MECHANIC ARTS JOHNSON, HOWARD T. Minnesota Jackson COLLEGE PREP. JOHNSON, OTILLIA M Minnesota Jackson COMMERCIAL Girls' Cogwheel Club Secretary of Junior Class Honor Roll JUNE, 1924 T H E M 2 JOHNSON, ROY L. Minnesota Vocational 1 GENERAL l Football Basket Ball Baseball Track JOHNSON, WALTER DONALD Minnesota Murray COLLEGE PREP, KELLER, FRANK Minnesota Cretin COLLEGE PREP. Basket Ball Manager '24 M Club KISSIN, LEAH Minnesota l Neill ' 1 COLLEGE PREP, 1 Kina Hal 1 Mikado Q Girls' Cogwheel Club Golden Rule Style Show '2l Board Walks of Paris Girls' Athletic Association l 4 KNUDSON, HAROLD MARTIN 1 Minnesota Madison 5 1 GENERAL Mikado l King Hal V 1 Hi-Y Club l Christmas Tableau '21, '22 Class Sergeant-at-Arms '23 Mound Builders Q KOCI, HELEN MARGARET Minnesota St. Stanislaus' N COMMERCIAL Girls' Cogwheel Club l Hi-Girls' Reserves i Office Force Honor Roll KROONA, IDELLA Minnesota Kandiyohi High COLLEGE PREP. Hi-Girls' Reserves Girls' Cogwheel Club KULZER, NORBERT I Minnesota Melrose High COLLEGE PREP. Skating Team M, -I L. I 1 I I I g. I I I I I If f rg I I r if E JUNE, 1924 LAPIDUS, FRANCES CHARLOTTE Minnesota Humboldt COLLEGE PREP. Orchestra Girls' Athletic Association LEVINSOHN, ELI LEO Montreal, Canada Crowley GENERAL Track '22 HIV! and Cogwheel Circulalion Staff LINDBLOM, MYRTLE T. Iowa Central GENERAL LINDIG, DOROTHY Minnesota Trinity COMMERCIAL , Girls' Cogwheel Club Bouleuards of Paris LITKENHAUS, RUDOLPH Annakime, Sask., Canada Cathedral COLLEGE PREP. LOCKHART, HAROLD Tennessee Como Park MECHANIC ARTS Football Manager '23 Stage Force '21, '22 Sophomore Class President Cogwheel Stuff Track Honor Roll McGRATH. HAROLD R, Wisconsin Cretin GENERAL MAIN, EUGENIA Iowa Shell Lake High, Wis. JUNE,1924 T H E M 29 MATSON, EVELYN Minnesota Central High, Minneapolis COLLEGE PREP. MELBY, ALICE Minnesota Madison COLLEGE PREP. Hi-Girls' Reserve Honor Roll MELBY, MARGUERITE Minnesota Madison COLLEGE PREP. Hi-Girls' Reserves MILLER. MARIE Minnesota Litchfield GENERAL MOHL, PREDERIC W. Minnesota Como Park GENERAL Relay Skating '20 Tubleaux '21 I Tennis Captain '23, '24 MOI-IR, DANIEL Minnesota Rapidan High COLLEGE PREP. MOODY. MAX MILES Nova Scotia Sherburne High COLLEGE PREP. Norlbwest Cham ion Swimm El' P All-American Star '22, '23, '24 Treasurer of Club MOORE, EULA BELLE Texas Timpson High GENERAL i l I 4 I I ,LL...J E M JUNE, 1924 MOORE, HESTER ELIZABETH Minnesota Jackson COMMERCIAL Vice President Junior Class Girls' Cogwheel Club NELSON, EVART Minnesota I-Iomecroft COLLEGE PREP. The Road to Yesterday Orchestra NELSON, LESLIE Illinois Jackson COLLEGE PREP. M Staff Cogwheel Staff Assistant Baseball Manager '24 Secretary of Junior Class M Club Honor Roll NEWMAN, PHYLLIS Wisconsin Monroe COLLEGE PREP, Girls' Cogwheel Club NILES, GLADYS FLORENCE Minnesota Mounds Park GENERAL NILES, RALPH JEROME Minnesota Adams GENERAL Honor Roll NOEL, JAMES Missouri Central High, St. Louis COLLEGE PREP. Honor Roll NOONAN, MILDRED Minnesota St. Vincent's T COMMERCIAL . Bouleuards of Paris '22 JUNE, 1924 E NORDENWALL, GUNHILD Illinois Nicholas Serin High, Chicago COMMERCIAL OETTEL, HAROLD Wisconsin Rice Lake High COLLEGE PREP. Baseball '23, '24 O'LOUGHLIN, AGATHA Minnesota Central High COMMERCIAL Girls' Cogwheel Club Girls' Athletic Association Oflice Force OMANSKY, HERMAN Minnesota Humboldt COLLEGE PREP. Orchestra Football '22, '23 The Mound Builders O'Sl-IAUGHNESSY, KATHRYN Nlinnesota St. Josephs Academy COLLEGE PREP. Cogwheel Staff Girls' Cogwheel Club Honor Roll PARKER, STANLEY R. Illinois ' Hancock COLLEGE PREP. Doctor of Alcantaraw King Hal M Staff Honor Roll PEMBLE, CLYDE C. Arkansas North Branch High GENERAL PEPIN, EDNA Minnesota District 3, Ramsey County COLLEGE PREP. Girls' Cogwheel Club E JUNE,1924 PETERSON, EVERETT Minnesota Johnson COLLEGE PREP. POMPLUN, EDWIN Minnesota Jackson COLLEGE PREP. Orchestra POSEL, ELEANOR Minnesota Assumption COMMERCIAL Honor Roll PUTZMAN, MILDRED New York Franklin M Captain GENERAL Honor Roll RARDIN, ALICE Minnesota Smith COMMERCIAL RAYMOND, MARGARET DELIGHT Minnesota ' Marion GENERAL Girls' Cogwheel Club Office Force REED, CAROL ELIZABETH Wisconsin GENERAL RICHTER, IRVIN LOUIS New York Wiseton, Sask., Canada MECHANIC ARTS Class President '22 Vice President '21 'Honor Roll i9,N5LEieeLL-LLL,,L.-,LLL-e..L,T LH E RITTINGER, ELIZABETH L. Wisconsin Neill COLLEGE PREP. Honor Roll ROTH, GLADYS E. Minnesota Como Park COLLEGE PREP. King Hal M, A, Style Show Atlantic Boardwalk Pantomine Girls' Cogwheel Club ROUTIER, HAROLD Minnesota Madison NIECHANIC ARTS RYDEEN, LLOYD Minnesota Jackson GENERAL Stage Force Football M Club Track SANDVIG, ESTHER CLARICE Minnesota Fergus Falls GENERAL SCHAMBER, DEAN Wisconsin Menominie COLLEGE PREP. Football '22, '23 Basket Ball '22, '23, '24 Captain Basket Ball '24 Treasurer of Club SCHMITT, MARGUERITE JUNE Minnesota St. Bernard's COMMERCIAL Girls' Cogwheel Club SCHROEDER, ALYCE Minnesota Central GENERAL Mikado Girls' Cogwbeel Club E JUNE,1924 SCHULZ, HAROLD H. Minnesota I Virginia Technical High COLLEGE PREP. SCHWARTEN, RAYMOND Minnesota Jackson COLLEGE PREP. Hockey SEGELBAUM, THEODORE Minnesota Irving COLLEGE PREP. Orchestra Cogwheel Staff SELBY, FRED W. Minnesota St. Bernard's COLLEGE PREP. SHABAKER, ARTHUR Minnesota Newport ' COLLEGE PREP. Class Treasurer '23 Business Manager Football '23 Business Manager Basket Ball '24 Honor Roll SHAW, RAYMOND EUGENE Minnesota Highwood COLLEGE PREP. SHOEMAKER, FREDRIC J. Minnesota Van Buren COLLEGE PREP. Senior Class Vice President Junior Class Treasurer The Road to Yesterday The Mikado The Mound Builders Stage Force Honor Roll U' SKEENE, EVA 'Minnesota Central High, East Grand Forks, Minn. COMMERCIAL Girls' Cogwheel Club JUNE, 1924 E SMITH, ARTHUR LLOYD Minnesota Rice COLLEGE PREP. ' 'M i kado SMITH, PEARL Michigan Tilden GENERAL Girls' Cogwheel Club SOBKOVIAK, JOHN Minnesota St, Adelbert's COLLEGE PREP. Captain Bowling Team '24 The Road to Yesterday Class Sergeant-at-Arms '24 SPENCER, J. VALERA Minnesota White Bear High GENERAL Hi-Girls' Reserves Orchestra Girls' Cogtvheel Club SPRAGUE, BEATRICE Minnesota Merrillan. Wisconsin GENERAL STEWART. JAMES North Dakota Wibaux, Montana COLLEGE PREP. STOUGAARD, STANLEY Minnesota Central COLLEGE PREP. Assisting Advertising Staff STREETER, PEARL Minnesota Granite Falls COLLEGE PREP. Vice President Hi-Girls' Reserves Girls' Cogwheel Club I i- H E JUNE,1924 SUDHEIMER, RUDOLPH Minnesota Central COLLEGE PREP. Junior Class President Business Manager and Cogwheel Track '20, '21 Swimming Manager '23 Class Basket Ball '21, '22, '23 Class Baseball '22 Mikado The Road to Yesterday Cheer Leader Acting Treasurer of Club SWAIN, FLORENCE EDNA Minnesota Braham High COLLEGE PREP. SWEET, DORIS Minnesota Cedar Rapids High GENERAL Girls' Athletic Association TALTY, MYREL Minnesota St. James' GENERAL TAUER, JOHN A. Minnesota St, Be,rnard's GENERAL Bowling Team Honor Roll I'ILDEN, RAY Minnesota Neill COLLEGE PREP. Orchestra The Mound Builders TRAUTMAN, ELSIE D. South Dakota St. Mary's High, Elkton. S. D COLLEGE PREP. Girls' Athletic Association Girls' Cogwheel Club TRINKA, WILLIAM Minnesota Gaultier COLLEGE PREP. JUNE, 1924 E TUFENK, KAREKIN CARL Armenia ' Jeiferson COLLEGE PREP. Class Representative '23 VAN CAMP, LESLIE Minnesota Madison COLLEGE PREP. Treasurer of Senior Class King Hal Mikado Hi-NYU Lunch Room Stat? Mound Builders Honor Roll WAITS, GRANT Missouri Madison MECHANIC ARTS Stage Force '22 Cogu.1heel Staff Football '23 Baseball Manager '24 Track The Road to Yesterday Sergeant-at-Arms of Senior Class Club Honor Roll WALSH, BEATRICE LILLIAN Minnesota .E Jefferson GENERAL Girls' Cogwheel Club Honor Roll WEBER, DAN C. Minnesota Litchfield, Minnesota COLLEGE PREP. Orchestra - Honor Roll WEINSTEIN, ESTHER Minnesota Franklin COMMERCIAL King Hal Mikado Girls' Cogwheel Club Honor Roll TRUSCOTT, ROBERT Binford High School North Dakota GENERAL WEST, CLAUDIA OTILLIA Minnesota Franklin GENERAL Treasurer of Girls' Cogwheel Club '24 Honor Roll ' -T I Y 1 l l l 1 E JUNE,l924 WHITE, VERDERE LOUIS Minnesota Jackson GENERAL Football 'Z 2 WIDMAN, DOROTHY Minnesota Jamestown College Academy COLLEGE PREP, .- UCoguJheel Staff Girls' Cogwheel Club Salutatorian WIGDERSON. DAVE Wisconsin Antigo High GENERAL WILKINSON, HORTENSE L. Minnesota District No. 30 GENERAL Girls' Cogwheel Club Hi-Girls' Reserves Office Force WILLARD, DON R. Illinois Central COLLEGE PREP. M S taff WILLIAMS, MILDRED Minnesota ' Madison COLLEGE PREP. King Hal The Mikado WINDAHL, LOIS Minnesota Van Buren COLLEGE PREP. M Staff President Girls' Cogwheel Club Honor Roll YAFFEE, ETHEL Russia Franklin ' COMMERCIAL Girls' Cogwheel Club Honor Roll JUNE, 1924 T H E ZON, LEO District of Columbia Central, Washington, D. C. COLLEGE PREP. ZOPFI, LYDIA E. Minnesota Smith COLLEGE PREP. Girls' Athletic Association Girls' Cogwheel Club When we graduated From Mechanics Ten years ago, We had many friends, But now We would like to know What they are doing And where They are. Some of them have been Easy To find. Others harder. We can give you what We found out. The best way I guess Will be to take them all In order, From A to Z. Etta Aamodt You'll all remember her, Has overcome her bashful And is now a candidate For re-election As governor Qessj Of Minnesota. A Prophecy By JACK ELLIS and EARLE CONE , I'12SS Fernando Abanes Has just Established The largest University In the Philippines. Williard Adams Led by a nose The great ten-foot Spurt at the Olympics, Last year. Martin Annen Is keeping Up the old trade, Making funny tracks On the ice. i'Speed Bazille is acting In the capacity Of oflicial skate- Sharpener To the Caliph of Egypt. The most reverend Williard Block Has superseded Billy Sunday And is evangelizing ln Guatemala. - Bertha Bergman and her Colleagues, Oh, there were many From Mechanics, Grew tired of the rule Of men in America. Bertha and the Boyds, Cora and Marie, Fay Burnett And Lenore Carlson All started to the new Republic ln India, Called Suffersyet. Lillian Baird And Genevieve Baldwin Are great Tonsorial artists In their own shop. It's said You have to make Engagements Two weeks ahead For a shave. 40 T H E M JUNE, 123 The Redpath-Vawter Chautauqua Has engaged Nathan Bomberg To speak against Stiff collars for women. Edward Bruess just lost The bowling championship Because Tom Flaherty, a cop, Made him quit rolling Grape-fruit Down the Sixth Street hill At pop bottles Last Saturday night. Ray Bush is an Astronomer. He watches the stars In the movies. Muriel Cleaver, Edythe Cohler, and Marion Costello Have been sent As missionaries To England. They're teaching them The great American Sense of humor. Jerry Coleman Has given up Politics Since the women Have interfered And has gone into The movies. His latest success is 'Flaming Youth. Earle Cone, An illustrious poet On The Just headed The Expedition To the Moon because of The great cheese famine. He was disappointed, However. It was inedible Limburger. Leo Conlin, With unfailing smile. Has won success In two lines. He writes poetry And also, He has coaxed his hens To lay eggs That hatch in thirteen Days At Zero, Centigrade. The Irish Revolution Being on, Jack Corcoran Is campaigning for relief Funds. A new Humane Society Has been formed In St. Paul For the prevention Of cruelty To stray alley cats. The president Is Ronald Grant. He is assisted By Eleanor Chapman And Mabel Davis. Some missionaries Have been sent By this society To Hindustani to take Care Of the wildcats. They are Kathryn Brock And Lenore Crotty with Arnold Erickson in charge. Welthy Danforth, The new president Of the S. P. C. A. Just issued an order That no mouse traps Can be Used In the U. S. While the Prince Of Wales Was riding In Canada, He met Helen Danielson, Gretchen Deebach And Claudia Diebel. He fell for all of them. Harold Dierke is digging Up roots In the human jaw. Cosmo Di Re is playing Hamlet, A little ham. In a vaudeville. His sister, Elizabeth Is keeping him away From the prima donna. Harriet Drechsler. Jack Ellis, Verse editor of Judge And Author of Why Women Leave Men at Home, Is writing in free verse, Epstein's great feat, 'AFeet In a Marathon. Leora Erickson Is up in Alaska Selling to the Esquimaux, Their Eskimo Pie. Howell Fairbanks is slow- Ly becoming exhausted. He's trying to run Fairbanks Morse Co., Fairbanks Soap Co., And Take Doug's place At Hollywood, All At the same time. Ben Fine, The line boy, Has ben fine When it comes to Imposing fines For speeding. JUNE,l9Z4 THE MM Poor Ed Goldenstedt- City Board Walk. To trace thisj We feel She's inventing styles Has made a great success Rather sorry For men. Selling electric For him. Fans When he left school, Remember Hanson? ' To the lcelanders. He had to go to Handsome Hans is an Work. Author, Earl . Now he's with Barnum Writing love letters In hi Career And Bailey For Sale' Franklin Hodnefield Posing as a human Skeleton. Martha Glishinski ls at present Giving lectures On Why Men Are Not Presidents. In the beauty parlors Of Ione Goldstein And Ida Grunewald Boys are welcome As well as the rest. Marda and Evelyn Greenberg Are now known As the Polly sisters At Keiths. Ervin Fry has become A sprinter He's running For the Judge Of the Supreme Court. Give him your vote. Sam Herman And Nathan Friedman Have organized A stock company. We don't know Whether they raise The roof or Pigs and cows. Bill Gunderman joined The Navy. lt's one place his wife Can't go. Eleanor Haag Is down on the Atlantic Vera Hanly, Jeanette Herman and Angeline Hermes Are working in New York City As Traflic Cops. Roy Hassenstab was stung ln his career. He took care of bees. In the Paris Perfume Parlours, Mabel Hawkinson works For a scent. Heglund, Hoffman, Hirsch, and Hynes Took a trip to To the Moon To see What constitutes Moonshine. Morris Herschler, You'd never think it, Wears a high hat And spectacles. He prohibits everything On general principles. The Suffersyet's Candidate for President ls Marion Hodges, But that isn't All Marion has just finished Writing a book, The Use of Bad Grammar By Parrots. Floyd Hoover, CIt's been hard Was a promising actor. Now he's on the big Circuit. His greatest hit ls the recitation, 'iThe Old Family Toothbrush. Willie Lee Jackson, The great elocutionist, Is preaching the Gospel At present. Clinton Janes Has won fame And fortune By stopping The Grid Leak With a number 4 cork. John Hollering Is now at the Union Depot Hollering. Coincidences Will always happen. The four Johnsons In the class Are all teaching Civics In the four St. Paul Highs. Frank Keller is another Teacher. He holds an extension Course In Parkology Every Friday night. Leah Kissin Has been a KISSII1 42 Longer than any other girl In the class. Don't take the wrong Meaning: No other girl has ever Been a Kissin. Harold Knudson Has established A Y. M. C. A. At Vassar College. Helen Koci is making Ice cream In Iceland. In the years of 1928 And 1932, Idella Kroona, Marie Miller, Myrtle Lindblom, And Dorothy Lindig Quit teaching school And picked husbands. We had a future songster With us, But we didn't know it. In 1932 Norbert Kulzer turned out His greatest work Entitled. 'AHow Can She Sleep On the Bed, When So Much of Her ls on the Dresser? Litkenhaus and Levinson Incorporated, Just got the contract To pave The streets of Venice. Harold Lockhart has been Using his brains Very hard Lately. He has just analyzed A vacuum. Harold McGrath just built A bridge Across the Atlantic 5 LLLT H,E.Q'M So he wouldn't ever Have to get Seasick. Eugenia Main is the Main attraction In the Brilly Ant Orpheum Circuit. Evelyn Matson And the Melby sisters Are members Of the Anti-style Society To keep men from wearing Skirts. Fred Mohl Broke the world's record In swimming. While Max Moody is teaching Swimming In a pool hall. Dan Mohr got married And now there are more Mohrs. And what's more More Moores got married Eula Belle And Hester. Evart Nelson, Chief of Police, Just arrested Leslie, Of the same name, Because Les, Just after being Robbed, Came up to him And demanded, Hey, Officer, Call a cop. Concerning Phyllis Newman, Have you heard Of Phyllis' new man? Gladys Niles and Mildred Noonan JUNE, 1924 Are now in the air Service, Transatlantic. Ralph Niles And James Noel Are managing the Empress Behind the scenes. Cuunhild Nordenwald Has a good job, Putting balloon tires On Ferris wheels. Harold Oettel is still at Mechanics Catching, Last Week he caught Influenza. Agatha O'Laughlin And Edna Pepin Are on the road, Exhibiting Trained animal crackers In Africa. Herman Omansky is Engaged Teaching dancing at the St. Paul Academy Of Music. We couldn't swear To it. But it has been rumored That Kathryn O'Shaughnessy Is taking the lead In Stanley Stougaard's New play, The Sheen of Queebaf' Stanley Parker, And Clyde C. Pemble, Everett Peterson And Edwin Pomplun Are all working For Santa Claus, Varnishing Pop-corn balls. Elizabeth Rittinger Is a chemist, JUN-E, 1924 T H E HM 43 She's now engaged In analyzing Chow Mein. Esther Sandrig, Valera Spencer. Mildred Putzman, And Francis Lapidus Were all left small Fortunes, And are now Living In luxury While Ted Segelbaum Are seeing the world And I-Iarold Schultz In Paris. Eleanor Posel, Alice Rardin, Margaret Raymond. And Carol Reed Are all working For Wrigleys, Putting hinges In chewing gum. Lloyd Rydeen is still Carving Beefsteak At the St. Paul Hotel. Jack, the champion, Last year Lost his title in one Round To Harold Routier. We've heard that Marguerite Schmidt And Gladys Roth, Alice Schroeder And Pearl Smith Are in the plumbing Business, Repairing fountain pens. Raymond Schwarten And Dean Schamber Are trying to sandpaper The ocean To make it smooth For navigation. Fred Selby has for a long Time Been looking for The lake Nanzgd after him. But whenever he gets on The car To go there They take him To Lake Calhoun. Irvin Richter Is lecturing In the Bimbo Islands On The Great Evils Of Cannibalism. Art Shabaker has just Undergone ' His -fourth inauguration As the Mayor Of Newport, Minnesota. Fred Shoemaker And Ray Shaw Are shooting Craps For the government. They get a bounty For every one. The Keystone Comedies I-Iave claimed Lloyd Smith For their very own, I-Ie seems to be A greater success Than Ben Turpin Ever dared to be. John Sobkoviak is also In the movies. His latest success is The Blow That Killed Father, Featuring the greatest Tornado ever filmed. Beatrice Sprague, Eva Skeene, Pearl Streeter, And Florence Swain, Members of the Humane Society Are running along In front of trains Chasing the chickens Off the tracks. James Stewart has thought Of a new Idea: I-Ie's putting inner'tubes In rubber heels. Rudy Sudheimer has become A great artist. I-Ie is painting The inside of the Teapot Dome. Doris Sweet and Myrl Talty Are busy Editing The I-Iousewives' Gazette. Ray Tilden And John Tauer Are at present Renovating worn out Soupbones For Child's. Elsie Trautman and Miss Beatrice Walsh Are at the Purity Plugging the holes In doughnuts To keep the wind out. Esther Weinstein is the Instructor. Karekin Tufenk lately Won a prize As the most polite Conductor . On the Rondo-Maria. Leslie Van Camp Is showing his kindness To children By putting stop-lights On kiddie-cars, Grant Waits has made A great name For himself 44 ln the engineering line. He has lately designed A worm-drive for Caterpillar tractors. Dan Weber is taking The part of Ariel ln The Tempest. Claudia West, Hortense Wilkinson, Ethel Yalfee, And Lydia Zopfi Are, at present, Traveling saleswomen. They're handling razors And hair clippers, Giving special reductions To women. O, the Seniors had their pictures taken, Pictures taken, Pictures taken! O, the Seniors had their pictures taken, An April day in the morning. The camera man was sorely shaken, Sorely shaken. Sorely shaken Y The camera man was sorely shaken, T H E M JUNE, 1924 Louis White has developed A wonderful voice: He is singing Erom Radio Station WHOZAT-ETC. Mildred Williams Has been shot 16 times in one second In the movies ' By the camera man. Dave Wigderson And Don Willard Are expert plumbers- lnstalling steam heat In refrigerating cars. PICTURES Leo Zon has introduced A bill In the Senate Asking that fish Be provided With bathing suits. Dorothy Widman And Lois Windahl Are trying to mend The wise cracks ln this so-called Poe- M. Wishing you A Merry Christmas. Eor they would not heed his warning. Each girl lookedlike a rose forsaken, Rose forsaken, Rose forsaken! Each girl looked like a rose forsaken, And the boys appeared in mourning! For they were scared, and their hearts were breakin', Hearts were breakin', Hearts were breakin'Y Yes, they were scared, and their hearts Were breakin', To think they were through with lorninglx 'tShould be 'flearningu-poetic license. 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To be told to do anything Much Ado About Noth- people know I dislike Mary Miles Minter . . . ing ...... , ,....., Typewriting Devor, Arthur J.. . . Art' . , . Too busy ,,.... . . . Freckles . ..,...,..,.. Thomas Meighan . . . Scout Handbook . , . . Chemistry Diebel, Claudia , . . 'Claude' A A ' I'll have it tomorrow . Taking notes ,..,.,.. Norma Talmadge . . . Undecided .,,.,.,, . . History Dierke, Harold . . . Squince A Don't rush me' .,.... To be told I am lazy ..., Thomas Meighan , , , . Lives of Great Men ..... fChemistry DiRe, Cosmo . . . 'iDyke A A I was sleeping . . Meeting another fellow with my girl. . . .,.. Rudolph Valentino , . . Twelve Centu ies . , . . Astronomy DiRe, Elizabeth .,.. . Betty . A Oh, because' . . . 'Hurry up, sister ...., Ramon Navarro . . . . Bright Shawl . . . . ,Shorthand Drechsler, Harriet K.. . . Kiddo' A Too busy , . Being told to do some- .,...,...,.... . .The Melting Pot . . . . Musical Apprecia thing I am just about - ' tion Ellis, John WA ,,,,, A Jack A A A Got to work . . . . Street cars ,....... . , Ben Turpin . , A A Chemistry Epstein, Eugene H. . , Eppy A A 'AI left it at home' . . . To come to class without the lesson ,.,. ,.... R ichard Barthelmess .,.. Connecticut Yankee ..,. Trigonometry Erickson, Arnold RAA A A Jarni A A You don't know . .. Being asked by a teacher Q Fall and Rise of A why I didn't study . . Douglas Fairbanks . . , . Swiss Family Robinson. . Russian Republic Erickson, Leorn V,,,,A- Lo11y A A Obi I forgot . . . . . Curl my hair ..,..,.. Ramon Nav rro . . . , , The Sheik .,.. . . . . , . . English Fairbanks, Howell BA A A Duke A A Haven't got time' . . . Getting up in the morn- ing ....,.,,....., Douglas Fairbanks , . , . Grimm's Fairy Tales .,.. English Fine, Benjamin A A A A Benny A ..,............ . .Boasting ,.....,..., James Kirkwood , . . . David Copperfield ...., Mathematics Flaherty, Thomas A A A Tommy A I was in a hurry . . Slips from the office ,... Shorty Hamilton . . . . Book of Knowledge ,... I l'121V2n't found it A A YQ! Friedman, Nathan A A A Shriek A A I couldn't help it' . . . To offer a ride ...., . . Mary Pickford . . . . Beautiful and the Damned English Fry, Ervin AAAAAAAA. A Erv A A 'I don't understand' . . . Seventh and eighth ' periods .,....,.... Douglas Fairbanks . . . . Rover Boys on the Sea. . EI1gliSl'1 Gagne, Mgreel Joseph A A 'iMarq A A i'You bet' . . Getting up late in the morning ..,....... Douglas Fairbanks . . . Silent Places ....,.... I-iV0S Of great men Gerspaqh, Elizabeth HAA A Babe A .....,...,,...,...., ........,. . , .Gloria Swanson . . . . . Beeson and Scott, Latin. . El'lSliSh Glishinski, Martha J.. , ...... .Jul WHS OUI l2Sf night: I couldn't study' ..... Angleworms ......... Richard Barthelmess .... Paradise Lost . , . . EI1gliSl'1 Goldenstedt Edward C.. Cupid' A , Shortage of time' . . . To have the only study My star isn't in the period omitted ...... movies ........... Elements of Astronomy. . Physics Goldstein, Ione FAA A A I' A A ' I don't know ..... To be told to do what I A have just finished .... Conway Tearle . . . Main Street . . . Astronomy Grant, Ranold . . , i'Ron , . Ulf gOt miX9d UP With the baby's toys ........ Getting marks above 90. Corinne Griffith . . , . Bacon's Essays . . . , Stars Greenberg, Evelyn . . , Doody . HTl'l0 Wh0l0 f mill' OVCF- slept' .,....,,..., Dusting .......,..,. Thomas Meighan . . . . Can't say . . . . . . . . . Expression Greenberg, Marda AAA,A Chigky AA Wait till I finish the Tests on Monday morn- ' chapter' ........,. ing .....,........ Thomas Meighan . , . , Girl Graduate Book .,.. English Gruenwald. Ida Louise. . Little One 'Al WBS OU! IOO late l?1SI night ....,.. , .... An omitted study period, Mary Pickford . . . . The Road to Yesterday. . History Gunderman, William . . . Gunde . A Yon never can tell' . . . Moonlight night ...... Viola Dana . . , . . Ridin' Kid from Powder La'w Haag, M. Eleanore. . . , Loney . . My mother was sick . . The person who thinks he knows it all ....,.., Thomas Meighan . . . A lVestern Story. . . . . English rm' 1 i Lag, 6 O 8 I' Il NAME NICKNAME FAVORITE ALIBI FAVORITE HHATEH FAVORITE MOVIE STAR FAVORITE BOOK FAVORITE STUDY 0 Hanley, Vera . . 'Dolly . A I missed my car ..,. Pressing my plaited skirt. Ramon Navarro . . . The Sheik ........ . . English Hansen, Hans . . . ...., , I was talking to Mr. The teacher WhO aSSignS 21 Lange ..,,.,...,. lesson over vacationA . Harold Lloyd . . . Winning of the West. . . English Hassenstab, Leroy A . , Lanky A 'AI couldnt come any To be called on every day faster than the car . A in class ........,.. Ben Turpin . . . . My Father's Check Book Geometry Hawkinson, Mabel . . , Mae . A Silence Cthey wo n ' t know what you don't knowl See people chew gum .,,. Thomas Meighan . . . A Romeo and Juliet ,,.,. Physiology HeglundA Arnold A A A A A Array A Forgot ,A,,,,,,.,, Study period ..,...... Douglas Fairbanks . A . . O. Henry's Short Stories. Chemistry Herman, Jeanette S.. . . Jan A I can't think of it now To be asked if my hair is natural curly .,..... Norma Talmadge . , A . Janice Mered1'th . A , English Herman, M. Samuel A . . Al . A I could have done it if I wanted ro A,.,,,. Exams during spring fever Lon Chaney A . . Physiology Book , . . Mathematics Hermes, Angeline E. .... Angie A . 'AOhf I forgot , . A A A Being called Fatty ..., Wallace Reid . . . . Seventeen A A A . , , Typewriting Herschler, Morris F. G.. . Morrie A A Can't, gotta study ..,, T0 get Short-changed. . . Theda Bara . . . . Check Book . . A Nature Hirsch, Raymond ..,.. Kewpie A No time ..,..,..., French ....,......... Thomas Mix , . . . Penrod .... . . A A History Hodges, Marion R.. . . Shrimp A I couldn't understand it YOUr 2SSigI1menI fOr TO- morrow will be- . . . Douglas McLean . , . . Beverly of Graustark. . . Journalism I-Iodnelield, Franklin . . Hottentot l'DelHYed in the 1UHCh-ilzfankllni will You fe' room ,,,,,,,,,,,, cite? ............ Lon Chaney .,.., . . Whirligigs , . A A Algebra HoffrnanA Donald A A A A Lefty A A Lost my false reerhf A A History ........,..,. Douglas Fairbanks . . A , Deerslayer A A A A Physiography Hoivik, Burnette J.. . . 'Burnie' .. 'AMY study period was Getting UP in the m0fU' omitted ,..... ' .... ing ,.....,.....,. Mary Pickford . . . Cook Book A A A English Hol1eringA John A A ,,,, A I forgot ,,,.,,,, A A Nicknames .....,.. . A Harold Lloyd . . A . White Fang . . A A Economics Holmberg, Vera . . .,,.. , Reasons unknown , , To be called Swede '. A ..,,........ . . Paradise Lost . . . English Hoover, Floyd. . . , 'Buck A I forgot .........,, Riding on a street car. . A Felix .... . . . Hamlet ..... ,,.. M athematics Hynes, Curtis G.. . Irish A I put it in anotheriTo get caught ducking book ,........... I periods .,.,....... Thomas Meighan . . . . Buffalo Billls Daring Ride Higher Algebra Jackson, Willie Lee. . . . 'Bill' . HThat isn't what you The PCOPIQ to Whom YOU A Want to know . . . A A can't tell anything . . . William S. Hart . . . . Gregg Shorthand A A A A A Latin Jacobson, Edna LAA A A Edt ,,A, ,,,,A,,A AAAAA, A C ivics ,..,,..,... A . Kenneth Harlan . . . . My Girl Grgdugf ,AAAA Stenography Ja es, Clinton W.. . A URadical . . .,.. . . . A Broadcast listeners . .,..... ,..... , Radio Telephony for Amateurs ...,,. , . R3dlO Johnson, Howard TAA A A Hon A A A A'Back after while .... NO pe1'iOClS omitted .... Douglas Fairbanks . . . . Sherlock Holmes A A A Chemistry Johnson Orillia MAA A A Til A A A I dont have any favorite To be called A'Toothpick Richard Dix .,., . David Copperfield A A A English Johnson, Roy I... . . A Scoot . A I have to study ..,,, Four tests on one day. . . Viola Dana . A A A Beautiful Joe . . . . . Zoology Johnson, Walter S., .'Baldy . . 'AI f0rgOI ...... , SFZYUTS in CVQIUHES YO study , ........... Harold Lloyd . . . . Dictionary ..... A A English Keller, Frank .... . ARed' . I couldn't help it , A Getting up in the morning Ben Turpin ..... . Telephone Book ...... SIMS Kissin, Leah ....,. . Lee . Oh, I just forgot .... Washing dishes ....... Ramon Novarro . . A The Vehement Flame. . . B0'i211Y Knudsen, Harold M.. . Knut . Another case of procras- Being reminded how un- tination ...,...... ambitious I am ..... Lon Chaney ...,. . Tom Sawyer A A A Music Koci, Helen ..,, . Let's not and say We did ' AAAAAA A AAAAAA Work . . . . . Richard Barthelmess . . . Twelve Centuries . , . . EUg1iSh Kroona, Idella .... . 'Dell . ............. A Gym class ..... . . Richard Barthelmess . . . Vanity Fair . . . . . HiSt0ry Kulzer, Norbert .... ...,... . Didn't hear it .,.. . ................... ............... . . Note Book A A A History Lapidus, Frances C., . F an . Thats my busni ss , A. To have a study peri d omitted ........... Mary Pickford , . , Feet of Clay . A A T0 write Sonnets Levinsohn, Eli Leo. . . HE ' . . Make it snappy . . , , Rising early in the morn- E l' h 5' , Q I D I-1 cn 9 8 ITl U I I ' e NAME NICKNAME FAVORITE ALIBI FAVORITE HATE FAVORITE IVIOVIE STAR FAVORITE BOOK FAVORITE Lindblom, Myrtle T., , . Speed . . Didn't have timeu . . . To study ..,.,,..,.., Constance Talmadge . . , Twelve Centuries . . . . . French Lindig, Dorothy ...,, . Dot . ,,.. ..... . . . . . . Giving an oral topi ..., Mary Pickford . . . . . , Vale of Paradise ..., . . . Mathematics Litkenhaus, Rudolph . . . Rudie . . Didn't have time . . , Tod be asked whom I Lewis Stone . , . . When a Mans a Man . . . Physiology on' Ike Lockhart, Harold A.. . . Lockey . , ' I didn't have time to do it ..,,....,.,.., Cake-eaters ....,.. . . Douglas Fairbanks . . . Blue Book on Chess ,... Sciences McGrath, Harold R.. . . Mac . . I lost my keys' . . . To be late for school .,., Betty Compson . . . The Call of the Wild. . . English Main, Eugenia ..... . Jean . 'iDidn't have time . . . A snobbish and bossy per- son - -'t-'--- Thomas Meighan . . . . Euangelin . . . . . First Aid Matson, Evelyn E.. . . Evie . , It's in my locker ..,. Cakefatefs - --'--'- Rudolph Valentino .I . . Les Miserables . . . . History Melby, Alice ,..., . Al . . 'Forgot my notebook . , T0 haw 19901919 talk When ' V - I read --A'--'-'A-- Viola Dana .... , . Romola . . . . Typewriting Melby, Marguerite , . . Maggie , ...,.......... . Washing dishes . . . . Thomas Meighan . . . . Undecided ...... , , , History Miller, Marie .... , Paulie . I lost my book . . . . . Flapperionoes . . . Ben Turpin .,... . . The Love Legend .... . . Physiology Mohl, Frederic . , , Freddie . I was detainedm ,..... Garlic ...., . .,iFelix ......,.... . . Cook Book ....,. , . . . Study Mohr, Daniel . , . 'Dann , , , Eating and sleeping . . Women . . . .lDouglas Fairbanks . . , . The Connecticut Yankee Moody, Max Miles. . . . Munk , Don't know ....... Hate to swim . . . , Douglas Fairbanks . . , . To Have and To Hold. . English Moore, Eula Belle, . . . Chips . . I ll have it tomorrow . Tests ,,,.,,i , . William S. Hart . , . The Hoosier Schoolmaster Commercial ra h Moore, Hest r E.. . . Hes . . I forgot ..... . .t To be called ' Lizzie . , . Ben Turpin . , . . Emrson Essays , , . . . . . Assemliyp Y Nelson, Evart H,. . . A'Ev . , Oh, I forgot to . - . Dancing ...,.....,,. North Star . . . A Short History of the Q U. S. KZ5 Volumesj. Science NCISOH, LCSIIC , . . HLCSH . , UI CIlCI1'1,I have IIITICH, , , T0 h 3 V Q 3 Cross-eyedl teacher look straight at You - -- --'- V Ben Turpin ..,.. . . Cook Book! Let's Eat. . History Newman, Phyllis . . , Phyl . . 'I forgot' ,,..... . . T9-be Called Shoffl' 1 V Thomas Meighan . . . Greatheart ...... .... M athematics Niles, Gladys F. ..... . 'Glad , . A I can't get in my locker CIVWS v V -1 A-- -A'--' Shirley Mason , , . . The Secret Toll, , . . . Botany Niles. Ralph Jerome ..,, Jack ,... Just a minute ....... Elghnfh PCUOCI V V V Lloyd Hamilton . . . . Lest We Forget. . . . . Parkology Noel, James ...,,.. . 'Jimmie . 'iLost my keys . . . . Gelf1I1E,90' ----- - - Thomas Meighan . . .L Snappy Stories , , . Spanish Noonan, Mildred .,.... 'Irish ' Just a minute , . . , . MOH hlsfofles ----'-'- Richard Barthelmess ..,, Undecided , . . . English Nordenwall, Gunhild . . . Gun . I lost my book' . . , . SYUCIY. F00 long on 0119 Sublecf '-- -- - - Rudolph Valentino ,... One Day , . , . . Shorthand Oettel, Harold ,. Hy . My study periods were , omitted ..,.,..... Glfls - - V A - Ben Turpin ..,,. . , Gullz'Uer's Travels . . . , . Gym O'Laughlin, Agatha . , . Aggie' , ' I'lI bite, what is it?i . . 7 AV V --VV- ----- Thomas Meighan . . . . Telephone Directory . . . Chorus Omansky, Herman ..... Drip . ' I was too much excited T0 Wflfe COITIPOSIUOHS- - Douglas Fairbanks . . , Nicholas Nickleby . . , . Chemistry O'Shaughnessy, Kathryn. Kay' . 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Ivanhoe . , . . Erigiish Wigde son, Dave M.. . . Dave' . The alarm clock failed I to ring . .,..,. . . Have my hair mussed. , . ghfiflijlls Melghan - i V - Count of Monte Cristo, . English 'i dy D RV VV.VV. HD ff V i Relief man was late . . ....,,.......,..... U 0119113 - - V - - To Have and to Hold. , , M ' Willgiison, T-llortense L... HZi'ty .FRI bfgkeumy glasses Yes' G1 , S - uslc V A V ' H 1 I VV i .SS ay hav' 3 Monday morning tests. . Tina Wisinsolg ' ' ' ' ' Jean VUIJWYU V- 1 - e V - - - English Williams, Mildred ..... Millie . i 1 H 9 1, - To be eaiied Red Head Omas 918 an - - V - The Harvester ,.. ...,.. English Windahl, Lois .... . Reg . . I was busy doing? ' ' Getting up Monday Light of the' Western , 1 V H morning ,..,,,,,. i Milton Sills , , Stars .i , . . ..,.,. Geometry Yaffee, Ethel . . . Efh ' IF Wasn f ml' fault ' - - Being told to hurry when V E- l'm doing so .,..... Colleen Moore . . . . Little Women , . . , . . Sh0rthand I Zopfi, Lydia E.. , . 'Lid' . ........ A . . . . , ............ . , ......,. . , Light of the Western M h Stars . .S .....,.,.,. at ematics W Zon. Leo . . . 'It slipped my mind . . High School . , , . Harold Lloyd . . . .'Back to Methuselah. . . . Bi0l0gy ,- .,,,.,,. ,LM ,. 1 ri 4 I -1 L- 55 Wi cttw Uris THE JUNIORS The first meeting of the class was held December 5, l922, when Miss Helen Scully was appointed adviser by Mr. Lange. The process of organizing proved to be too big a task for the members at the first meeting. They succeeded only in electing Mark Devine as president. At the second meeting the class finished the election problem by pronouncing Harry Blackmun, vice president: Marion Roe, secretary, Helen Faller, treasurer, and Mar- shall Hamann, sergeant-at-arms. During the first organized year, the class did not overwork itself. However, it did manage to put over two successful candy sales and one informal. The next fall the juniors met bright and early to select new officers. This year's choice was Myron Katz, president, John Poor, vice president, Grace Benedict, secretaryg Hazel Mattson, treasurer: and Wallace McCallum, sergeant-at-arms. This year the juniors have been much more active than we might have predicted. They have to their credit four informals and four candy sales, as well as the sale of arm bands before the football games. At the first three informals the whole school was privileged to trip the light fan- tastic. The first party was a Thanksgiving informal. The next two were held on Val- entine's Day and St. Patrick's Day, respect- ively. The last informal was strictly a junior affair, being staged for the purpose of giving the juniors a chance to learn to dance. It had an added attraction-it was free! The high point of both work and fun came on May 9, when the class held the annual J. S. in honor of the Class of '24. According to both classes, the ball was a fit- ting climax to a year of activity. THE SOPHOMORES After Mr. Lange had given a few helpful hints to the students present, the sophomore class was organized April 7, with Miss Elmire Moosebrugger as its capable adviser. The following officers were elected: Lawrence Berman, president: Maxine Reis, vice presi- dent: Edna Schwartz, secretary: and Harold Zuch, treasurer. ' The first event on the calendar of the newly formed class was a candy sale. The candy, which was made by a group of sopho- more girls, consisted of fudge, pinoche, sea- foam, and pop-corn balls. The returns of the day were five dollars. Very shortly afterwards, fudge and pin- oche, made by the same group, were again sold. This sale proved to be far more suc- cessful than the first for the proceeds amounted to nineteen dollars. During this time a number of others were trying to choose a suitable design for the class pins and rings. After having interviewed many St. Paul firms, the committee, of which Samuel Staberon was chairman, selected a pin submitted by the Josten Jewelry Com- pany of Owatonna, Minnesota. The sample was approved by an overwhelming major- ity at the next meeting. --1 1 V H Qi Y 3 1: 4 z X X W e w w . fl!! Nv' V--.J-vv.vvv. -vv -' Ni' W M M1188 Johnson. 1'4'a,,WO DIRECTOR, !1Qcc.c2,. ogy Nw L DHMJ Lvsonurf'-BMZJ law vvvv' Qffbdonf 4k , 'Aww W' JUNE, 1gZj H E- 55 THE GIRLS' ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION The Girls' Athletic Association, which was recently organized by Miss Irene John- son to interest the girls in all phases of athletics, has certainly had an eventful year. The club first turned its attention to hik- ing, a well liked pastime, as the large at- tendance at the various hikes showed. The first taken was to Red Rock: others included two trips to Lake Johanna, one to High- wood, and another to Bass Lake. Hiking gave way to basketball when the weather turned cold. Class basketball teams were formed, with Helen Faller as leader. In the numerous inter-class games the MMU During the month of March, the Club was reorganized. The Club, which consists of all the letter men in school, had, prior to this reorganization, been in- active. But the boys, who were convinced by Prof Norton of the error of their ways, decided to do something. The officers elected were HRube Wagner, president: Jack Corcoran, vice-presidentg Rocco Verderosa, secretary: and Dean Scham- ber, treasurer. With much enthusiasm the boys undertook a crusade against smoking, with very satisfactory results. THE GIRL The Girl Reserve movement in Mechanic Arts is comparatively new. In the past three months the club has grown from ten mem- bers to forty-five members. The Reserves emphasize activities that foster health, augment knowledge, instill religious habits, and increase helpfulness in the home. Each step towards iirst honors requires six months work. The highest honor any member can win is the right to wear a Girl Reserve ring. This insignia must be earned: it cannot be pur- chased. Only girls who have been active in a high school club for two years are eligible to work for such a ring. The secretary, Miss sophomores defeated the freshmen, while the juniors were downed by the seniors. The evening of May 7, before the Parents' and Teachers' Association, members gave a program of gymnastics at the armory. Helen Faller, Delores Varchminn, and Lina Thom have already earned white chenille by obtaining five hundred points. Delores Varchminn is president of the club: Agnes Swanson is vice-president: Dorothy -Jahnke is treasurerg and Irene Lutscher is secretary. The group is directed by Miss Irene Johnson. CLUB ' Dues were collected by Rudolph Sud- heimer, in the absence of Dean Schamber. Meetings were held every Monday during April. Chester Teich, an alumnus, gave a very interesting talk at one of the meetings. He explained the purpose of the Alumni Club, which has recently been organized. The Club gave a very successful in- formal during the latter part of April. The Club has done much good in the past, and in its reorganized form looks for- ward to a career of even greater usefulness. RESERVES Louise Swanson at the Y. W. C. A. and the club adviser, Miss Vivian Brodeen of Mechanic Arts, can decide which girls are to be awarded this honor. A Girl Reserve must take an oath the same as a Girl Scout. She must pledge herself: To End and give the best. To face life squarely, To serve others sincerely. Besides working for honors there are pleasures to be had. The members enjoy roller skating, hikes, lectures, parties, educa- tional trips, splash parties, tennis, archery, baseball, and numerous other pastimes. 56 T H E M JUN1-3.1924 THE HI-Y CLUB The Hi-Y Club of Mechanics during the year has done its best to create, maintain, and extend throughout the school and com- munity high standards of Christian char- acter. By: Christian fellowship, by Bible study, by inspiring programs, and by services to the school the Hi-Y boys swung their influence for the betterment of the school. The work of the year began last Septem- ber when the new officers stepped into their places. Ray Nelson, president: Marshall Bragdon, chairman of the Biblestudy com- mittee: Lynn Russell, chairman of the meet- ings and service committee: and Gerald Cole- man, chairman of the membership commit- tee, the officers of the club, served during the entire year. The last week-end in September was set aside for the officers of the clubs of the four high schools to enjoy a trip and to plan the program for the year. The trip was taken to the Y. M. C. A. Camp St. Croix where the fellows had a camp with the Employed Boys of the The club held its meetings every two weeks while the officers met each week to plan the work of the club. The club meetings were devoted to the study of subjects which would be of benefit to a high school boy and often lead to the study of the Bible. Several men spoke to the club during the year. There were four banquets held for the members of the four Hi-Y clubs of the city. Each school had charge of one of these ban- quets. At the banquet held in December the football letter men were the guests of the Hi-Y members. The Hi-Girls Reserves entertained the boys twice during the year at a roller skating party at the Y. W. C. A. The annual Hi-Girls Reserve and Hi-Y banquet was held during February and was especially interesting because each school was represented on the program. Possibly the best service task rendered by the club for the school was the freshmen reception which was held just after school opened in the fall. At this reception the incoming freshman were advised by upper classmen of the difficulties they would meet in high school. The club has had a successful year, and the members hope that next year will bring even greater success. THE GIRLS' COGWHEEL CLUB Under the guidance of Miss Mabel A. Colter and its ofhcers. Lois Windahl, Agnes Swanson, Lillian Coffey, Claudia West, and Harriet Drechsler, the Girls' Cogwheel Club has come to the end of a very successful year. The purpose of the Cogwheel Club has been to render service to the school community as well as to maintain a friendly and social atmosphere among the girls of Mechanic Arts. At the election of oflicers a humorous skit, 'AThe Tragedy of Sofapillio and Spaghettiof' was presented by some of the members. The cast included Janeth North as Spaghettio: Louise Bremner, Sofapillio: Kathryn Brock, Rudebagiog Otillia Johnson, Sapolio: and Laurine Coyne, Sweepupio. The girls used most of their money this year to buya large mirror to replace the small one in the dressing room on the third floor. When Dr. Swift was giving lectures to the girls, the club again drew upon its resources to buy her a corsage bouquet. Several weeks ago the club procured Miss Vera Cleaver to give two talks to its mem- bers. The first was on the care and dressing of the hair: the second, on the care of the skin and nails. The girls received a great deal of pleasure in preparing the play, A'Piper's Pay. The cast included-Peggy, Fern Bilbeng Mabel, Agatha O'Laughlin: Evelyn, Helen Tinner: Katie, Helen Dony: Mrs. Carr, Elsa Obst: the detective, Leah Kissing and Freda, Helen Selaure. The Cogwheel Club has been in existence for several years. It is a modest organization. It renders service with very little publicity. x 1 ' ATI-ILI-I G K FOOTBALL In spite ofthe fact that the Blue and White gridders came through the Nineteen Twenty- three football season without championship laurels, nevertheless they completed a success- ful season bringing no small amount of glory and distinction to Mechanic Arts. Eor not only did they conquer two strong foes in the city, but they vanquished by decisive scores three of the strongest teams from outside towns. In their opening game of the season, Nor- ton's men scored a 7 to O victory over the lads from Johnson High. In the next contest, Mechanics played Cre- tin in a hard-fought game in which neither team was able to count, the game ending in a scoreless tie. Then, pitted against two of the best teams from outside the Twin Cities, Eau Claire, one of Wisconsin's strongest, and Winona, a fast contender for the Minnesota championship, Mechanic Arts in each contest came out vic- torious with a safe lead. The Trainers trampled Winona down 31 to 3 and out- witted the gridders from Eau Claire 19 to O. The Winona and Eau Claire games were played with two weeks time between them so that Mechanics was able to get in the Hum- boldt contest in the interval separating those two games. Playing a fast line smashing game, the Trainers tore through the West- siders to a 14 to O victory. But then came the hard close to a really successful season. 1t was quite unexpected that Mechanics should lose to its old rival, Central, again. In losing this game-their only loss during the season, the Trainers lost the city championship. However, it must be said that although they lost, the Mechanic Arts gridders played the game hard and square and that Central or any other team that could beat the team Prof. Norton put on the gridiron last fall, was well deserving of the championship. To finish the season. the Trainers jour- neyed up to Alexandria to engage in a battle with the former state champions. The Blue and White gridders played a great game tri- umphing over Alexandria 13 to 3. Much praise and credit for the showing of the team must go to l'Jack Corcoran, Taxi Schultz, Bus Dunn, 'lPewee Weber, and HMo Heath, all members of the Pioneer Press All-City teams: also l'Captain Harvey Garrett, Captain-Elect Rube Wag- ener, star of the Central game, Jaeson Kline and Roy Johnson, are deserving of honor for their fine work during the past season. SEASON FOOTBALL RECORD Mechanics ...... 7 Johnson ....... O Mechanics ..,... O Cretin ...,. , . . O Mechanics .,.... 31 Winona ...,... 3 Mechanics ..,... 14 Humboldt ..... O Mechanics ...... 19 Eau Claire ....., O Mechanics ,..... 3 Central ,....... 24 Mechanics .,.... 13 Alexandria ..... 3 Mechanics Opponents TCUTAL . , . . 87 ToTA1. . .30 M l Am C 'R ' USU f l fl QADIAIMQ JMZQU ix x J 'V , AI WWW 'Eff 2 Q w LJ! A XX XLXQ EQ Cp.. fi3325ifniT fx My IWWTW ,fb VW m:?f3i,Ga , ,. .M ,AX X fQm. z5 gif? W Xffvl. 4 ' 33 Q , 4-5-iq! CAPTE X HHH! Hu ff5ZL 339N Q EVN? f,, ,,7f .4- 'J f:,1! vf Q ? M. Qfimfmm , JUNE, 1924 T H E ii ,, Q 9 BASKET BALL The 1924 basket ball season which ended in Mechanics taking second place, may be summarized as one of the most successful in years. Although we did not win the cham- pionship, Mechanics played a fine brand of basket ball throughout the season. This year Mr. McKee was in charge of the coaching and great commendation should be given him for the way in which the team worked. Mechanics opened the season with practice games with Cretin and Hamline Freshman. In the Cretin game Mechanics outpassed by a score of 27 to I5. Hamline Freshman also saw defeat by the hands of the Trainers on account of the shifty floorwork of Dean Schamber. A week later McKee's men trounced St. Thomas Academy to the tune of 27 to 20. On February l Mechanic Arts opened the high school cager-season by defeating Hum- boldt 22 to l7 at Mechanics. The Trainer offensive was centered around 'ASwede Nel- son, who thrilled the crowd with his long shots. Dunn, Schamber, and Di Re also starred, dropping in a basket apiece. Mechanics followed up this victory by defeating South St. Paul in a game that lasted two extra periods, and which Hnally ended with a score of 25 to 24 in favor of Mechan- ics. In this game the highlights of play were Johnson, Nelson, Trautman, The Trainer enthusiasm was somewhat dampened by a defeat at the hands of John- son in the second conference game of the sea- son. Johnson had four regulars from the team which carried off the championship laurels in 1923 and was not to be denied victory. Johnson started at break-neck speed and led 22 to 9 in the half. The stars of this game were Cwoldstein, Kaufman, Kel- ler for Johnson, and Nelson and Dunn for Mechanics. Mechanics defeated Central by walking over our old rivals to the score of 22 to 18, Mechanics clearly outplayed Central in every stage of the game, In the second round Mechanics saw defeat from Humboldt and Johnson, but again van- quished Central by a large score. The result of the Humboldt game was unexpected. The peculiar floor together with the fact that the team was slightly off form gave Humboldt the victory. In the'Johnson game Mechanics held the champions even for three quarters. At the beginning of the fourth quarter Dean Schamber broke his leg and his teammates were disheartened. In the final game with Central, Mechanics romped over the Lexing- ton Avenue boys to the score of 38 to 20. Letters were received by the following: Captain Schamber, Nelson, Dunn, Di Re, L. Trautman, H. Trautman, Wagener, Johnson, Jung. TRACK AND CROSS-COUNTRY Elwin Beito, former St. Olaf field star, was appointed track coach at Mechanics this year. All the latter part of the winter Coach Beito had his charges practicing in the gymnasium. It was not until April that the team had the opportunity to prance around the cinder paths. Since then, practice has been held daily at Hamline. The lirst meet of the season was held with University Farm School. This was a tight affair as Mechanics was just nosed out, 36 to 32. Minneapolis Central, champions of their city, swamped the Trainers in their second meet, 68 to 6. In the Central Relays, sponsored by Central High School of St. Paul, Mechanics took second place with 10 points, Manager Epstein has four more meets scheduled for May and June. For the first time in the history of Mechan- ics, the school was represented by a cross- country team of no mean ability. The team had three meets: one with Minneapolis Cen- tral which trounced them 48 to 36: one with the University Farm School which downed the Trainers 40 to 28: and the third was the Y. M, C. A. meet in which participated several colleges besides high schools. In this meet Mac Eachran of Mechanics took Hrst place, but in total points Mechanics was third. Mac Eachran is one of the best cross- country men in the Twin Cities. 1 go 'I' H E JUNE, 1924 SWIMMING Mechanic Arts Swimming Team has just completed its third season making a record of which we may well feel proud. In a sport so new to high school life in St. Paul the Blue and White natators have made an en- viable place for themselves and their school. ftrsts were made in 25, IOO and 220-yard dashes, giving Mechanics fourth place. The Northwestern Meet at the University of Minnesota put the Blue and White swim- mers in fourth place, the same position in which they found themselves tied with Min- IVIAX MGGDY -BY ROCC HGCOYGS 51 yi! ffeworylf ,zafix 1 f 'f-1 QQ 100 H am - fx.: A JK aan V i ,- . 1 ' L T 17' TW'lPP3 f5 f fame ' - , wa- T f if -f' Wk 500 -- H H 1 - sa '- fclLL'AMLRK,AN TEAM W P1114 Q f .-...lf QQ C20 During the last winter in the city race, in which the team won second place, they totaled more DOIHIS than all their opponents -138 to 114. M,A.H.S...,5l Johnson .,l7 M. A. H. S.. . .24 West-Mpls. ,44- M. A. H. S.. . .47 Humboldt , .21 M. A. H. S....l6 Central.. N32 ToTAL. . . 138 Tome . 114 Max Moody, Alan Odegaard, Mark De- vine, Ken Williams, and fired Bellerue all placed on the All-City Team. ln the All-State Meet at Biwabik, three neapolis Central in the National Meet at Evanston, lll. This enviable record' was made possible through the enthusiastic leadership of Cap- tain Lynn Russell who, though prevented from entering competition because of a bad heart, nevertheless gave much toward the success of the season. Also the able direction of Manager Earl Thiets made possible much ofthe rapid development of the team and he has been rewarded for his efforts through his election to the captaincy for next year. ln performance, however, the outstanding star throughout all the meets was Max JUNE,1924 T H E ,AMN 61 Moody. Not only did he place first in the 100 and 220 in every meet entered but he made new records in those events in the Northwestern Meet as well as placing in 40- yard dash. He was the one Mechanic Arts man to make the All-State Team. He was individual high point scorer in the National Meet and much is expected of him as may be judged by the fact that he is entered in the Olympic tryouts. Max Moody's records in the State, Northwestern, and National Swimming Meets are as follows: STATE MEET AT BIWABIK 25 Yard .........,.,.......,,. First 100 Yard .,.................... First 220 Yard ...,..,4......,....... First NORTHWESTERN MEET at UNIVER- SITY of MINNESOTA 40 Yard ....,.,......... Second Place 100 Yard 4.,,... First-55.9, New Record 220 Yard ..... First-22375, New Record NATIONAL MEET at EVANSTON, ILL. 40 Yard ,..,...,....,... Fourth Place 100 Yard ,...,..,......,,.. First Place 220 Yard ,,.,..........,.., First Place It is only to be hoped that the loss of Max Moody this year will be more than oH'set by the combined efforts of next year's swimmers, in which case we can look for a truly glorious 1924-25. HOCKEY Doped to make a repetition of its highly successful 1923 season, the 1924 Blue and White Hockey Team fell from its former championship glories to second place in the running for the city hockey title. The 1923 team, winners of the Twin City Championship, was intact at the opening of the season, with the exception of one player, Norman Lindgren, who had played under the colors for two previous seasons. Truly, the prospect at the beginning of the race was bright, with a veteran to fill almost every position. The Trainers opened the season with a tilt with Humboldt which Mechanics won 4 to 0. In this contest Roy Westphalinger grabbed the lion's share of honors by shoot- ing all four goals. Next the Blue and White pucksters met and defeated the Johnson hockey team by the same score. In the concluding game of the first round the Trainers mixed it with Central High. The teams were evenly matched, a goal shot near the close of the game by Neil Tilton putting the red-jerseyed stickhandlers on the long end of a 3 to 2 score. The second round was played after the graduation of the classes of '23M. Com- mencement took Roy Westphalinger, Harvey Garrett, and 'AJudd Drewry from the line- up. The loss of these men weakened the team considerably. In its first game of the second round Mechanics lost to the Humboldt icemen in a thrilling game which covered four extra periods. A lucky shot, which caromed off the rafters bounded past the watchful Trainer goal guard to make the score 4 to 3 in favor of the Westsiders. Playing fast hockey the Trainers puck- men scored a decisive 3 to 0 victory over Johnson. In the final game of the season, an over- time contest, the Blue and White machine fell before the prowess of the Central hockey- ists. The score of this game, which de- cided the City championship, was 2 to 1. Players who are deserving of much praise for their e1Torts during the season are, Earle Willey, captain, and Roy Westphalinger, both members of the All-City Team, Clay- ton Henry and Edward Zieglar. THE SCORES Humboldt .... Johnson ...... Mechanics . .,.. 0 0 Central .,..... 3 0 4 2 4 Mechanics ..... 4 Mechanics ..... 2 3 Johnson ...... 3 Humboldt .... 1 Central ....... Mechanics . ,... Mechanics ..... Mechanics ..... Mechanics . . 17 Opponents . .9 RELAY SKATING With a veteran squad back, the relay skat- ing team had an excellent season, not meet- ing with any stiff opposition in any of the other high schools except Humboldt. Cap- tain Kelsch led his followers to live Hrsts and one second out of six encounters, collecting 170 points out of a possible 180 to win the City Indoor Relay Skating Championship. 62 THE HMM Y JuNE,19z4 All of the Blue and Wlaite victories were decisive and on several ocasions they over- lapped their opponents. At the state meet held at the Hippodrome, Mechanics showed their heels to their ice com- petitors, completely outclassing a score of other teams, most of them from the Twin Cities. For the second consecutive time and for the third occasion in five years, Mechanics captured the Alfred Johnson Skating Trophy. By being won this year, the trophy became a permanent possession of Mechanics. Immediately after the meet for the trophy, Mechanics was challenged to a race by the Minnesota College team. With only a few minutes rest, the Trainers took up the chal- lenge against the fresh college team and again emerged victors by a good margin. Skating two races in an evening and win- ning them both, showed the superior quality in the make-up of the team. To pick an individual star of the season from the team is a hard proposition as every man specialized in team work. Captain-elect Duane McMenemy will have a new squad to work on next year as Captain Kelsch, Diffley and Bazille are graduating in June. BASEBALL Since the baseball season is just opening as the goes to press, a review is out of the question. But the practice games already played give some idea of the stars of the year, and to a certain extent the probable record. Mechanics dropped the first game to Edison High, April 22, by the score of 8 to 3. The next day Concordia went under on the short end of lO to 7. This game showed that 4. Francis Smith is due for a big year, and that his teammates are able to support him. St. Paul Academy also fell--l l to l. But in the next game, the strong Minneapolis Central trampled Mechanics to the tune of 6 to 2. Of those who are expected to shine are Oettel, catcher: Smith and Schultz, pitchers: Dunn, first: Schultz, second: Trost, short: DiRe, third: Willey, left field: Ziegler, center field: and McMenemy, right field. Ian. SALE x NE Etscits so 1.0 NG, GENE f woutltggglwfo AS A STARTER The one who thinks these jokes are poor Would straightway change his views, Could he compare the jokes we print With those we do not use. He: Every bone in my body aches. She: Oh! Won't you let me give you some headache tablets? Teacher Ccatching freshman by the col- larl : I believe the devil has got hold of you. Freshman: I believe he has too. Teacher: In what year of his life. did Shakespeare die? Student: The last year. Ambitious writer: I find it isn't necessary to keep a copy of my manuscripts. I always get the originals back. Teacher: Pardon me, but were you asleep? Pupil: Yes, but that's all right-I was going to wake up pretty soon anyway. She: Come here and look at these scis- sors I found. He: You are awfully cut up over it, aren't you? Freshman: Do you know that the teach- ers here are worse than the immigrant officials at Ellis Island? Senior: No, how's that? Freshman: Their slogan is: They shall not pass. ' Ye Ed: I hear you have a lot of poor jokes for this issue. M. B. E.: Oh, I don't know. I put a lot of them into the stove, and the Ere just roared. Freshman: Grass Sophomores: Brass Juniors: Glass Seniors: Class We Should Like to Know- XVhich is the greater sex? How high is up? How far is it across? When is a duck? How long is a fence? Can a horse fly? How much does a ton of coal weigh? 3 Will a chimney smoke Cif in trainingj? What color is a Latin Pony? How many teeth has a History Shark? Why are oranges round? Why is the water so close to the shore? What makes the grass green? Why is water wet? How long is short? Who finds any sense in this column? Teacher Cin biologyj-Where do all the fleas go? Student-Search me. M. B.-I refused this story two months ago. Why are you sending it in again. G. M.-I thought maybe your taste had improved by this time. Mother uses cold cream, Father uses lather, My girl uses powder- At least that's what I gather! 64 'I' H E A PHOTOGRAPH n 1 Above we have Giles Miller, Mourners' Bench editor, who was not present when The Cogwheel staff was snapped fsee page 35Q. Upon hearing of Giles' plight Wilbur Hor- ton, staff photographer, rushed out to the Miller residence-at l l 136 in the evening- to take the editor's picture. Wilbur did his best, considering the late hour. But the blamed flashlight didn't work very well. However, here's the picture. IF HE WERE WISE A teacher, testing a class in history looked at one lad and said. 'AYou've heard of Caesar? Yes, sir. What do you think Caesar would be doing if he were alive today? The boy thought for a moment. Living on the old-age pension, he re- plied. Do you know what he herd? No, what. Sheep -N. A'Say, this dollar you lent me last week was bad. I know it. Didn't you say you wanted it bad? Headline--Famous New York Beauly Drs appears' fMayhe she washed it off! Teacher Un chemislryj: What does hydrogen oxide become when placed in water? Student: Wet,si'r. M JUNE, i924 OSCAR'S EXPLOIT CHAPTER I MHa-hal Watch me get off to go to the ball game. Just watch mei Oscar Dubb, first head clerk in the office of the Hard Tack Company. strode up to the door of the managers private office. CHAPTER II Shutting the door carefully after him, Oscar Dubb cast a victorious smile over the whole oflice force and with an airy A'Ta-ta, departed. CHAPTER III The next morning just before Oscar Dubb had a chance to brag about his afternoon spree, the boss called him into his private onice. 'AOscar. began the boss, goodfnaturedly, theres going to be a vacancy here soon., and I'm thinking of giving your twin brother the job. My twin brotherlu Dubb. 'AWhy, Ihaven't- A'Oh, yes, you have. I mean the one I yesterday afternoon ejaculated Oscar saw at the ball game while you were attending your grandmothers funeral. Oh-er-yes, I rememberfl stammered Dubb. I'll go and look for himf And don't come back here until you find him, said the boss. -Giles Miller. Mary--I get as many as twenty phone calls a day. Jack-Wrong numbers, I suppose. Teacher-Give the composition of Borax. Student-Twenty Mules. Judge-You are sentenced to be hanged by the neck until you are dead! Prisoner-Aw. go onf I'll bet your stringin' me. H. ls.-That snappy fellow you just danced with is in my class. L. H.-You flatter yourself. JUNE, 1924 T H E - LATEST SONGS Somebody's Wrong .4.... Algebra Class Why Should I Worry Over You . ,Lessons 'iBlue .....4..,...... Report Card Day Sitting In A Corner ..., Timid Freshman I Love You ...........4.. Cake Eaters Reporter: The name of that man on the West Side, who was struck by lightning, is Brzinslatowskiwiz. Editor: What was his name before he was struck by lightning? Miss Blank's second period civics class is stepping up. The last test no one got below 90. Keep it up, girls! This is on me, said the man as a bucket of paint settled on his head. Senior: Her eyes were peculiarly distinc- tive. Junior: How so? Senior: She was cross-eyed. Dick: I never saw such dreamy eyes. Mary: You never stayed so late. ASK THE TEACHER Henry, why didn't you come to school yesterday? 'AI couldn't, Miss Brown. I had to go to a dentist with a toothachef' Well, that's too bad. Does it still ache? I don't know. A'You don't know? Henry, you are try- ing to deceive me. I-Iow is it that you don't know whether or not your tooth aches? The dentist kept it. She: Where do you get your jokes? He: Oh, out of the air. I She: Then I suggest you get some fresh air. 'AI've decided not to drink coffee in the morning any more. Is that so? How come? 'Alt keeps me awake during my morning classes. Teacher: I, will have to give you a Zero. Fresh: Well, that means nothing in my young life, :aMvv Admirer: If you quarrel with the man- ager will the other girls stand by you? Leading Lady: They've already offered to take my part. Where were you over the week end? HI went to my home in Lima. i'Oh, so that's where you've bean. Judge: Now, tell us about it-why did you steal the purse? Prisoner: Your honorj I won't deceive you-I was ill and thought the change might do me good. Advertisement-Why kill your wife? Let our washing machine do the dirty work. Will you get my watch? It's upstairs. A'Aw, wait a minute and it'll run down. 'AOh, no, it won't, my dear, ours is a wind- ing staircasef' q Marjorz'e: Mary isn't a bit afraid of a mouse. Hazel: She ought not to be with her catty disposition. Mother+Get up, John. Remember, it's the early bird that gets the worm. John fdrowsilyj-Let him have 'emz I'm not hungry. Captain-If anything moves. shoot? Sentry-Yessah: an' if anything shoots, Ah move. I have been on this train seven years, said the conductor of a slowly moving South- ern train, proudly. Is that so? said a passenger. 'AWhere did you get on? The nervous passenger approached the cap- tain timidly. What would happen, sir, if we struck a large iceberg? she asked. 'KThe iceberg would pass along as if noth- ing had happened, replied the captain. And the old lady was very much relieved. Molly is a practical-minded little maid with an affection for animals. The other day she heard her parents telling about a re- lative who had to have his arm cut off in consequence of a tiger's bite. What a pity! sighed Molly. The poor old tiger might just as well have had it! Cflontinzled on page 673 T H E A' M, J UNE' 19 Z4 w Qfko .x Q SQQQEY QJOOQKOQNQQ, Qc 9:35 xv ogoxxwgxog i1v fubsxcowv qofl- I X ji glut! , M OW1lfY1Mb . lgamjaclf f 00 LQ QgQ1cQ?ff3l!flQf ,Mc411 1'01W 0625 604640 gw5XbN, so G QA NWQBQQQQVV -, N5 f,.4w-wizwql Dove, 'A v-QNQQ-Cm Wwe. .X K'-' 0 K Qx , JUNE, 1924 T H E 1' M 67 UI am an undertaker in the post office. 'AWhat do you have to do? I am laying out dead letters. HBeg pardon, said the Registrar, as a worthy Frosh was registering, but what is your name? Name? answered the imbecile, 'Acan't you see my signature? I can, replied the Registrar, Hand that's what aroused my curiosity. Prof.-Give for one year, the number of tons of coal shipped out of the United States. Frosh-1492: none. He-Last night l had a dream that I was married to the most beautiful girl in the world. She-Oh, George! Were we happy? Father is glad he has finished working his son's way through college. 4 i New coat? No, new roommate. ft 4 i l'm working very hard to get a-head. You need one. 'S funny how many coats gets one of those school-girl complexionsl lt's great to be an editor, To sit up late at night, And scratch your wool, And throw the bull, And write, and write, and write. Papa, what makes a man always give a woman a diamond engagement ring? 4'The woman. Voice in the dark-Oh, Harold dear, why did you turn out the light? Another-I wanted to see if my pipe was still lit. 4...-..... --... - - ----- ,I-I, .P FOR LONG LIFE -USE-- CONSUMERS Cl0VERSWfEl PASTEURIZED MILK IT IJ' RICH AND PURE PHONE EL KHURST 1759 FOR YOUR DAILY SUPPLY CONSUMERS MILK CO. 500 N. GRoTTo STREET M A. H. S. Students Meet Your Friends ...AT.... Ewms BARBER snot' W 88 West 7th Street 1-ug.-.1 1 1 1 -. -u...,.l1n1u- 1 1l,1.. W ,s, M JUNE. l924 He-If I stole a kiss, would you scream for your parents? H She-Not unless you wanted to kiss the Sunday School Teacherh-I once knew a boy so cruel as to cut off his cat's tail. Can any of you quote a verse from the Bible to prove that this is wrong? g T H E i ' 'M-ii J. Bnuglaz ' tkert Whole family' I Q STANDS FOR l 1 . . . I i The Artistic in Photographs 1 I l 5 WE INVITE YOU TO 5 I 93 EAST mi sr. GARFIELD 8903 E The Golden Rule Store is I L Next to our Studio. ! ii. -n- - -...-it--n-----1 ----- - -I--I+ 4nu1un- -nn-nn-uu:nn1nn1Hl1un--un-un1uu-uu- -iuiuxiialz I ! A 1 l I l T l l l T 1 i ! I . WE MAKE GLASSES L to fit both the eyes and the featuresg they ! look well and are comfortable. i When your eyes trouble you let us examine i , A , - 1 I 1 I them, correct the error of refraction and give , g you standard vision. Q If Your Eyes Rebel See UbeL I I FRA N K A. UBEL I 2 Qbplumetriat-lbptirian l lvlovEn TO I Q 21 EAST 7TH STREET 1 F a!uu1n-- - -nn-ln1n:1miiuinn--nu-uu1:u1 1 -ll--HQ: Shining Light-What therefore God hath joined together. let not man put asunder. Johnny-The buildings in Chicago are about a mile high. His Teacher-John, I've told you a mil- lion times not to exaggerate. Some one has said that foolish extrav- agance is-offering a Freshman a penny for his thoughts. i'Say, theres a wonderful game named after you. What is it? Rummy, The fellow that first thought Friday was an unlucky day must have been a fish. O-ofo-o-o-wfw-wf Y x 'AWlTyfd Should I Cry Over Youfksaid Agnes as she sat on a mischievous little tack in sociology. A man bought a parrot that would not talk. I-Ie was determined to teach it at least one word. Going over to the cage he said. 'lHellof I-Iellof for several minutes. At the end of the lesson the parrot opened one eye and said. l,ine's busy. Al-lVlS FROM A DOG I am starved, said the tramp. Who will pity my plight, Come here, said the dog, UAnd I'll give you a bite. -S. D. Assets cmd l-iabz'lz'tz'es-A'I've spent my whole bank account on girls. A'0h well, you know love makes the world go 'roundf' 'AYes. but I didn't know it would go so fast as to make me lose my balance. -Ed1F son Record, Minneapolis. JUNE, 1924 T H E ilM1v First Convict-They say it took Milton fifteen days to Write one page of a book. Second Convict-That's nothing! I've been on one sentence six years and I'm not through yet. He who intends to get up with the sun should not sit up late with the daughter. When you pick out a man to Work in your garden, judge him by his overalls. If they are patched on the knees, you want him: if on the seat, you don't. Gentleman Cto little boy he had caught swearingb-What would your mother say if she heard you using such words? Little Boy-I 'spects she would say, Thank heavens, sir. Gentleman-What makes you think she would say that? Little Boy-She's stone deaf, sir. A certain patent medicine company offers this testimonial, which speaks for itself: Dear Sirs:-Two months ago my Wife could scarcely speak. She took two bottles of your Life Renewer, and now can't speak at all. Please send me six more bottles. I I Would not be without it. George, Why do you go to church so regularly? Man, I consider it a Wonderful sight to see one man keep so many Women quiet for an hour. 'AHere, boy, said the Wealthy motorist, I want some gasoline, and get a move on. You'll never get anywhere in the world un- less you push. Push is essential, When I was young I pushed and that's what got me Where I am. A'Well, mister, replied the boy, I reckon you'll have to push again, 'cause We ain't got a drop of gas in the place. Bobby, said the lady in the street car severely, Why don't you get up and give your seat to your father? Doesn't it pain you to see him reaching for a strap? Not in the street car, replied Bobby keenly. +I-ll 111111X 1 1 -u-u1n--u-u- of THLETES There is one food universally indorsed by Athletic Directors for its stimulative and nutritive value ICE CREAM EAT VANDER BIE' IT STICKS TO THE BACKBONE n1n- 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 .- .-uu1un1.ui 69 ln1u1al M JUNE, 1924 BROTHERLY DISCIPLINE fC0ll,ifl1,1lf'1l from page 113 just like mine. We came out on the car. She said that while she was in Brown's she felt somebody touch her pocket but she didn't think anything about it unt-il later. Then she found that someone had stolen a whole roll of paper money that she had bought for her kid brother at the five and dime store. He likes to play store. Father and Mother laughed and then Father said, A pretty good joke on some thiefl Mother, give Jack a glass of water: THE DOOR fC0l'ltiIllll!ll from page 1:0 so for a fraction of a second, then closed, slowly, softly, as if someone-something had On the terrace outside two men faced each other, crouched behind a lilac bush. Let's go in, George, said the older of the two, 'land drag the confession out of her before she gets calm again. Pretty smooth customer that, but I had a hunch that a touch of the supernatural would get her. I thought that magnet would work on the steel door handle.-What's the matter, old man? You look as if you'd seen a ghost, too? But-but- gasped the other, that- that last time-I didn't use the magnet. The door-opened and closed-by itself! Here is a friend of mine. l-le's a human UYes: everything he has on is charged. Laugh and the world laughs with you, Laugh and you laugh alone. First, when the joke is the teacher's, Second, when the joke is your own.-EX. 'AlVlama, isn't Auntie just like a bulldog? HS-s-sh-donlt talk so loud! Why, would it make the bulldog mad? A green little Fresh, in a green little way, Some chemicals mixed just for fun, one day, Now the little green grasses tenderly wave, 70 g TvH E 4. ---- - ---- - - - -----f-------'-r A I GREAT I MANY ' I I T R I I IAL he's choking. ARE PRINTED BY THE 1 I KAIWWAN-ART 3 goneout' PRINTING Co. ST. PAUL, IVIINN. THERE IS A RE.1.s0N T ! l l dynamo. 2 i'Really? l I I I NON-PLATE EMIIOSSING so1:lE'1'Y PRINTIML OFFICE STATIONERY CHRls'l'MAS CARD I MANUFACTURERS -E- O'er the little green Freshman's green little grave. i 1 1 1 4 4 -A X, fi 7' 1 . 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