McMinnville High School - McMinnvillan Yearbook (McMinnville, OR)

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THE McMANIAVILLIAN Sassiety Notes There was a meeting of the Women Boilermakers of Local 222. They discussed the best method to rivet a divot. These gals are Goff goofy. Members interested in this club work included such outstanding women in the boiler business as Jean Parks, who was formerly in the furniture business. She made the Parks Benches. President Janice Altimus called the meeting to order. All the members ordered orange juice. Alice Jean H rtzell rose to suggest the noted golfer, Jack (alias “Al”) McCarthy, give them a demonstration after he had eaten all their food. Arlene Fagan said he wasn’t a golfer but a gulper. Reverends Miller and Maynard, engaged in a parson to parson call, were conversing as to who would Marry Lou and Mac. Westphal Hall is to be the scene of the ceremony. Bruce “Killem or Kurem” Kilen sang, in his tenor eleven voices. “The Bird in a Giltnered Cage.” CLI FF’S HARDWARE featuring CLOUGH PLOUGHS With a GEAR-IN Let Us Show You Our Mysterious SHERLOCK HOMES For Security Use Our SHER-LOCKS When on the Highway Stop at the TEXACO-CO STATION Where GASS WORKS And PAUL KOCHS When You Reach for a Sweet In the Social Elite It’s From ADAMS and EVERS CONFECTIONERY SHOPPE ln+ertaint-ment Noose The Popular Radio Star, Donna Rae (Flower) Potts, will start a new program next week, which is to be sponsored by the Bunny Home-Makers or the Marjorie Hutch-craft Company. June, a Clarke in a downtown drug store, is being sued for insulting the famous actors. Burnham, Burn-ham, and Ham-lin. Three Famous Taylors are attempting the sewing of a suit for the Great Magician, Gilbert Bynum, who claims he can get out of anything. Medical supplies and nurses Hel-len Davis and Dorothy Donnelly were hastened to the McManiaville high school yesterday when the principal. William J. Maxwell, caused the emotional breakdown of Tenor “Clef” Elliott by playing the Anthracite Symphony with a Cornutt Solo, in A Miner, by Tum-mous from the P. A. system in the Haze Office. Big Battle Schmidt and Smalley were fighting a duel to Sho-Walter’s Parents that Donels, Johns, and Jack’s sons were not responsible for the Burr found in Northup’s Voll-ey ball. The battle took place under the s-Bruce and Weeping Miller trees in the Birch-field. If you’re out on a Limb Hang on to Our 82nd. ST. BRANCH for FINE WEI NS The Sport Spade (Or if It Is a Dirty Play You Want, We'll Dig It Up) Jimmy (there’s a cinder in my eye) Hartzell is going to go to work for J. C. Penney’s. He has decided he is a failure in the track world because he’s no good in the high jump. His trainer, Glen Krei-ger, says he can’t even clear his throat. On the women’s side of the picture there was a bout for the women’s wrestling championship staged last night between Janet Stout and Mildred Stuck. We find that Stout struck Stuck but Stuck stoutly struck Stout with a stock but was stricken by Stout who stuck it out and. and. and. anyway it ended in a draw. Mermaids Kaiser, King and Kramer were disqualified from the national swimming contest because they threatened, if not allowed to win. to splash water on the judges. V. Vincent and M. Varney, who said they didn’t want their new dresses to have a sprinkle wrinkle or a shrink kink. If You Want to Get Alone Put It On ACUFF ACUFF LOAN CO. YE OLDE PATRICK SHOPPE Come in and Have WARD’S COFFEE GREINER Turn Out a Kopf For a Coupon Sofa As We Know Our Furniture Is the Best — By Test — FINK FURNITURE STORE Sitton Chairs Featured This Week

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McMANIAVILLE HIGH SCHOOL, ONE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED FORTY-THREE HOT TIME IN TOWN HALL BLAZE ROTARY RIOT Clubbin' at The Club Last evening the Rotary Club went around and around. President Paul Koch wielded the gravel while Worthy Spokesman Roy Dancer threw in a couple of rocks and a trowel. Then several other members got a little boulder. The news has been received that the Better Mixwell Contracting Company. whose slogan is Our Company Is on the Rocks,” provided the rocks for the knocks at the brawl in the hall. Charles Don’t Smother Me, Girls” Anderson was standing between Gordon Shannahan and Warren Hutsell who were staging an argument. He failed to duck. Funeral services will be held Tuesday at Two. The members employed Cabe-men tactics. They were doing it in the Wright manner when the famous cigarette expert, HiC.ene Strout. was struck stone dead. Then the police commissioner and the assistant police commissioner, a HEC of a REC, or the well known doubleCross. invited them to a going-in party at their new Robbers Copps home. Inquiries as to the cause of the riot was made by inquisitive Policeman Bob Hawk. But the members would onlv say it was surely Noble of them. WEATHER REPORT BY REYNNE High Gails! Want a ride? Alien Events Foreign Born News Lyle Christensen is a missionary with the Carolee Church group that have had great success at making cannibals of the peace-loving natives of many South Pacific islands. Or the international scene we find the mob of London yelled at the king You can beat us, but don’t you Gunness.” Lady Ambassador H. Davies’ opinion of this is that that just shows you what a little Tom-foolery will do. News Breaths At a recent dentists’ meeting, the famous dentists, Mawgwet “Dwillmowe Twombly and Wilda Dwillda” Pratt, advocated a new method filling teeth. This new method is called the Webster-Wallace process. It will no doubt be received warmly by the women because with this process they can talk while they get their teeth filled. This insures the prophecy that all dentists from now on will have to be women as men couldn’t stand it. A Senior's Secret Oh golly, I can hardly wait Till school is out this June. But way down deep inside my heart, I hear a different tune. After the many things we’ve done, For us to say we’re glad Would not be telling our real thoughts, ’Cause it seems downright sad. But there will come another year, Our class gone, but another new. So buck up kids, and string along. If we could stand it, why can’t you? Z.J.W. Prisoners Doomed When Files Burn Not a Sole Lost As Blaze Spreads To Shoe Factory Two hot Sparks have finally caught on. They were brought out in a glorious blaze which enlightened the populace of this metropolis. Mayor Ed La Guardia” Ap-person rushed up in his deluxe special-made Pederson Petrol Pony to gaze at the blaze. Chief Fire” Truckenmiller shouted from the top of his rungs, Play the Rayon the Hose,” to Electrician J. Dancer. Police Raider” endeavored to keep back the hapless crowd, (Happel was working undertime at his all-night overstation) as the flames spread to the Hoofam Shoe Factory. Many heels were stamped out. They Doug Macy up to perform his Grave” Duties. A huge crowd stood around, but one round was all they could stand. Detective Smith (undoubtedly an alias) attributes the source of the calamity to the work of Frances Arsen” Welles. The fiames were finally subdued through the aid of the Full Well Apparatus Company, but the Fire Department suggests that you don’t axe them any questions. So the spectators all called a taxi-Cahe and went home. Ole’s son, Peter’s son and An-der’s son were caught painting Ruth’s Wahl-green.

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