McLuney High School - Wildcat Yearbook (Crooksville, OH)

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Keith Reed Max Brannigan Don Nelson Bill Younkin Teddy Smith Jerry Rambo Franklin Tracy Bill Tolley Raymond Younkin Vonnie Hayhurst Nancy Gossman Rachel Lewis Margaret Weiner Alberta Whaley Robert Dickerson Terry Pletcher Jim Murphy Dick Smith George McNeal Larry Houk Raymond Frame Mr. Frame Mr. Simmons Mrs. Simmons Mr. Herriott Mrs. Ludwig Mr. Wolfe Mr. Mokros Mr. Eppley Can You Imagine Having a flat-top Wearing slippers Wearing size eight shoes Wearing Gale Smith's clothes Not tormenting Margaret Weiner As a blonde Not tormenting the girls In Love With curly hair Not practicing to be a beautician during school Not complaining about Vonnie Not at odds with Wir. Wolfe Not thinking of Roger Tall and slim Not flirting with Lucille Mayle Staying on his feet an entire basketball game Agreeing with Mr, Frame in democracy class In a hurry Having one girlfriend for two weeks straight Being center on a basketball team ' Without a flat-top Telling a funny joke Keeping all the girls quiet in bookkeeping class Having a perfect English class Not hunting the Seniors Not running Don Nelson and Terry Pletcher out of the Home Ec Having a perfect Math class Having a ZOO-piece band Not having to sweep the Senior room By: Franklin Tracy Max Brannigan Keith Reed Larry l-Iouk

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Senior Class Will We, the students of the Senior Class of 1958, of McLuney High School, in Perry County, of the state of Ohio, being of absent mind, do not make, publish, or declare this our last will and testament, in the way it follows: To Mr. Hex-riott, we leave a more studious class and hope they will be less trouble- some. To Mr. Frame, we leave the memories of our discussion circle in democracy class. To Mrs. Ludwig, we leave the milk in the Home Economics Room. To Mr. Simmons, we leave the candy man. To Mrs. Simmons, we leave the Senior Home Room. To Mr. Wolfe, we leave the paint on the lab table. To Mrs. Donathan, we leave the remaining Glee Club. To Mr. Mokros, we leave a better-sounding band. To the Junior Class we leave our ability to get excused. To the Sophomore Class we leave two years of fun and study. To the Freshman Class we leaventhe complete understanding of high school. To Donna Frame, we leave the financial worries of annual advertisements and Christmas cards. I, Max Brannigan, leave, and will be glad l'm going. I, Robert Dickerson, leave my big mouth to Wayne Pletcher. l, Raymond Frame, leave my temper to Gail Smith. I, Nancy Gossman, leave my dancing ability to Margie McCabe. I, Vonnie I-layhurst, leave my talent for talking to anyone ---- l've used it long enough I, Larry Houk, leave my speech ability to Roland Gibbs. I, Rachel Lewis, leave my cheerleading career to Lucille Mayle. I, George McNeal, leave my good-looking hair to Edison, I, Jim Murphy. leave my ability to get along with Mrs. Ludwig to Joan Shirkey. I, Don Nelson, leave my size 13's to anyone whose feet are big enough to fill them, 1, Terry Pletcher, leave my ability to go with girls to Jack Frame, I, Jerry Rambo, leave my devilment to Terry Sprouse. I, Keith Reed, leave my cigarettes to Tommy Allen. l, Dick Smith, leave my ability to detour trouble to Wayne Kelley. I, Ted Smith, leave my ability to out-talk Mrs. Ludwig to Bobby Gossman. I, Doug Thomas, leave my tallness to Truman Pittman. I, Bill Tolley, leave my money to anyone who thinks they can take it away from me. I, Franklin Tracy, leave my girls ---- on second thought I'll take them with me. I, Margaret Weiner, leave my horrible, sour notes to Loretta Tracy. I, Alberta Whaley, leave my short, plump figure to Donna Jewett. I, Bill Younkin, leave my quietness to Louis Sims. I, Raymond Younkin, leave nothing: I need everything I have. And now having disposed of our most cherished possessions we set our hand and seal L0 this our last will and testament. Signed, published, and undeclared by the above names, we hereunto subscribed our HBYHES. Drawn up by: Alberta Whaley witnessed by: Vonnie Hayhurst Margaret Weiner

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Senior Class Prophecy Long Island, New York April 27, 1978 Dear Alberta fWhaleyl Shepard, I just heard about the arrival of your eighth son. If you keep it up you'll have as many as our old classmate Nancy fGossmanl Harris who now has nine sons. She always said that she wanted her own baseball team. Did you know that she is the jitterbug queen of Redfield? At her age, too? ' I was talking to Margaret fweinerl LeRoy last week. She told me that she and Roger had just bought the McLuney Airport. After a few minor repairs they'll be open for business. They're each going to teach classes in flying. Margaret's will be known as Maggie's Maniacs and Roger's will be Rod's Robots . Rachel and Butch Frame are living right next door to Raymond and me. Butch is an executive producer at Radio City Television Studios and Rachel writes the advice-to-the- lovelorn column Aches of the Heart . She has thousands of readers. I read about four of our former classmates in the newspaper just before I started writing this letter. James Murphy has developed a new satellite which will travel around the earth at a terrific speed, but he can't figure out how to get it off the ground. He gives all the credit to Mr. Wolfe, helicopter class instructor and rocket expert. Don Nelson is going abroad to study the farm situation. He's taking Judy and the twins with him. He has developed a new process for milking cows. The pharmacist, Terry Pletcher, and Dr. George McNeal were arrested last week for giving arsenic to Robert Dickerson, but Police Chief Max Brannigan and Detective Keith Reed released them later, calling it justifiable homicide. It seems Robert had been stealing candy pills from them and they slipped some arsenic-coated ones in among the candy ones. Jerry Rambo and Teddy Smith have their own garage now. Theyservicejet planes. Ted has signed up to be the first one to ride in a rocket to the moon. Jerry is going along to take care of the dog. Franklin Tracy bought a '78 Ford. He couldn't get along with his '54 Chevy any longer. It fell apart. He must be one of the thriftier ones from our class. Raymond Younkin has become a professional hobo. He only travels on the best freight cars. There's such a difference between him and his brother Bill who owns the Berry Pop Plant. Bill Tolley has a gambling casino in Las Vegas. He built it for his wife--the glamorous night club entertainer--Tootsie Roll. Douglas Thomas lost quite a sum of money at Bill's Place while playing blackjack. They must not play it like they do euchre- or he would have won. Ted and Jerry would be a cinch for this game, too. I haven't told you a thing about myself. I have a beauty salon on Sth Avenue with Dick Smith as my head hairdresser. Well, I must close for now. Raymond is boxing for the middle-weight championship tonight and I have lots to do between now and then. Sincerely, Vonnie llflayhurstl Reed P. S. Have you read Larry Houk's latest book? This one is quite different from the others he has written. It tells a true story.