McLean High School - Hub Yearbook (McLean, IL)

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY Cape Kennedy Testing Grounds Electronic Computer Center Cape Kennedy, Florida To Whom It May Concern: My associate and I have been working on an invention. While testing this new machine we came across an in- teresting result. The following is a report we made about this discovery: While running tests to penetrate the time barrier, we came across the whereabouts of our classmates of 1967. We found Terri Ross making airplane reservations for that budding star, Miss Brenda Longworth, and her film di- rector, Mr. Ron Follis. They are on their way abroad to entertain the troops of the famous Air Force General. J. D. Starkey. As our machine turned to the family scene, we found the former Misses Linda Taylor and Jeane Foust gossiping over the backyard fence, while their children played. On their way home from their IAA branch office, Donna Burns and Connie Coyle stopped to tell their friends that their old classmate, English Professor. Sandra Smith, is giving the commencement address at Green University that evening. All of a sudden, due to increased activity, the machine began to smoke. We peered into the tele-a-screen only to see that notorious Bobby Baker being thrown out of the elite Pitts Playboy Club by that hefty bartender, David Sherman. It seems that Mr. Baker was bothering one of Mr. Pitt's bikini models, Miss Janice Austin. As the machine cooled down, we traveled on into the future. We finally found ourselves at a fund-raising bas- ketball game at the new school district 16. In the audience we recognized some more of our classmates, Miss Carol Beyer, third grade teacher, and Miss 3onnie Demling, head of the Business Department. Also, we caught sight of Bev Bode, executive secretary to the superintendent. It seems that a basketball game was scheduled between the male faculty and Dan Bristow’s world famous Harlem Magicians. During the course of the rough game, the star player received a wrist injury. Lieutenant Judy Schumm, head Surgical Nurse on leave from Walter Reed Army Hospital, rushed to the floor. She was assisted by Judy Crutchley, a Psychiatric Therapist. Moving to the industrial area, we found John Dennison, co-owner of Midway Standard Oil Company inspecting one of his large refineries with his chief foreman, Bob Burns. Bonnie Spaulding was also working there in the Art and Advertising Department. John's firm has been working on some new petroleum textiles which are being made into fashions to be modeled by the world-famous beauty, Miss Nancy Haning. The computer then transported us to the office of Dorothy Summers, D.D.S. , who was filling a cavity for the owner of one of the largest candy factories in the country, Miss Joyce Troyer. Cathy Fox was seated at the recep- tionist desk. As the years rolled before us, we noted Miss Marla Morrison, great debator and Governor of the State of Illi- nois, attending a farm show in connection with National Conservation Week. Gary Freeman, owner of Pet Dairy Company was exhibiting his prize-winning dairy herd. Other classmates present were Paul Wampler, owner of a large International farm implement business, and Gary Dean, who was showing horses from his large ranch. A ban- quet was to be held to conclude the Conservation program. Pam McCubbin, guest director of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, was to be the evening's entertainment. Having a hair appointment with the beautician of the year, Linda Glaser, and a dress fitting with Kathy Winstead, designer for Dior Originals before the banquet, the Governor bidded farewell. Due to some technical difficulty the computer began to spit sparks, and contact with the future was temporarily lost. Although the reliability of our experimental machine may not be lOCP o dependable, we enjoyed our brief exploit into the future. Sincerely, Candy Canfield and Larry Heck Electrical-Astronomical Engineers NASA

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SENIOR CLASS WILL We, the Senior Class of 1967, being of sound mind, do hereby bequeath the following to the Junior Class: I, Janice Austin, do will to Joyce Burden the Mobile Trailer Home in Bloomington. I. Bob Baker, do will my broad jump ability to Don Furman. I, Carol Beyer, do will to Marvin Organ the skill of saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. I, Bev Bode, do will to Lea Ann Weidinger the ability to get along with those special Coiaws. I, Dan Bristow, do will to Monty Shaffer my ability to skip school and go fishing. I, Bob Burns, do will to Russell Terrell all my good times as a Senior. Live it up. Russell! I, Donna Burns, do will to Dessie Carey my dark complexion. I. Candy Canfield, do will to Scon Buck the privilege of having your father on the school board. I, Connie Coyle, do will my extra pounds to Aria Garr. I, Judy Crutchley. do will to Rita Nelson my ability to get along with Mrs. Ferree. I, Gary Dean, do will to Chris Harrell my safe driving ability. Be careful, Chris! I. Bonnie Demling, do will the Student Council Gavel to Jim Lynch. Keep them in line. Jimmy! I, John Dennison, do will to Mark McLane my pack of Marl- boros I left in my locker. 1, Ron Follis, do will to Roger Smith the St. Louis Cardinals. Hope you have a good season! I, Jeane Foust, do will to Patty Bristow my hair color. Hope you have as much luck with it as I did! I, Cathy Fox, do will to Vicki Billington my position in the of- fice fourth hour. Have fun pestering the teachers. Vicki! I, Gary Freeman, do will to Steve Boswell my parking place in the parking lot. Watch that loose gravel, Steve! I. Linda Glaser, do will my popularity with boys to Nancy Bil- liter. I, Nancy Haning, do will my banquet speech to the highest bidder. I. Larry Heck, do will to Tim Burger my locker in the main hall. I. Brenda Longworth. do will to Becky Walters and Janice Shaf- fer the ability to get cough drops from Mr. Lasswell in times of need. I, Pam McCubbin, do will to Peggy Mann the ability to hold hands in the hallway without getting caught. I. Marla Morrison, do will my athletic ability to Jean Ann Fulk. Hope you set more records than I did! I, Bob Pitts, do will to Mark Nevtus my ability to get along with the Waynesville mothers. I, Terri Ross, do will to Bob Bode the ability to get along with a certain Atlanta boy. I. Judy Schumm, do will to Bill Demling the ability to sleep through government class undisturbed. I, David Sherman, do will to Reggie Spaulding and Jim Swan my physique. Have fun dividing it, boys! I, Sandy Smith, do will my position as Marshall at graduation to Christy Yates. Keep up that 4. 0! I, Bonnie Spaulding, do will to June Marlett my seat in study hall. I, Jeff Starkey, do will to Steve Pannier my horned-rimmed glasses. I, Dorothy Summers, do will to Susan Bristow my old typing practice set. I, Linda Taylor, do will to Leslie Shifflet my ability to get along with Mrs. Quay. I, Joyce Troyer, do will to Vicki Nettleton the ability to run the 1 4 mile track in ten minutes. I, Paul Wampler, do will to Tom Braid the ability to sleep in Physics class with my eyes, ears, and book open. I, Kathy Winstead, do will to Nanette Johnson the ability to make yourself heard on Bus One. To the class of 1968, we leave our acute case of senioritis. To the class of 1969, we leave the privilege of finally be- coming upper classmen. To the class of 1970, we leave your freedom from being the humble servants of our class. To the class of 1971, we leave our best wishes for a memor- able and sucessful four years of high school. To the faculty and administration, we leave the memory of the pitter-patter of little feet and the soft echoing of voices in the halls. And to MWHS and its board of education, we leave not only our books, desks, and lockers, but our sincere gratitude for the educational and social opportunities that you have given us.

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