McKinley Middle School - Mirror Yearbook (Cedar Rapids, IA)

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McKINLEY MIRROR' 25 in -,I Norman: Say, Mervyn, did you read in last night's paper about the man that robbed a train and then went out and killed fi drove of hogs? last Alfr Mervyn: No, what'd he do that for? Norman: Wy, so they wouldnlt squeal on him. GUMDROPS The joke editor may serateh his pen, ' Till the ends of his fingers are sore, But someone's sure to remark with a grin, Gumrlrops! lf've heard that before. Now, don 't knot-lc our Mirrorg Instead, in prose and verse, Let everyone contribute And help to make it- worse. -Arlene Ray. CI-IEWIN ' Dedicated to Messrs. Cuhel, Spinney, Coffman, Searnis, Hall, Moyer, and t, Edward Mac Mahou: ' Quit yourselves like men, be wrong, ' Chew your cud of gum how long- Whcn the wad begins to squeak, but not lens Stick it in the other cheek. Mrs. Gray: What is Il b2Il'lJf1I'iIlll?H 7 Sue Xoyneer: A female hair cutter. What is a revolution ll Mrs. Stuart: Charles EllSlJGl'l'j'! Something made on New Yoar's and never kept. Zane Marty: Vanity, vanity, all is vanity! Gertrude Gray: I should say so. Everybody I kuow's got a. vanity. Ask cd Swett and John Dobry. Spring here-Here comes a sap.

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30 MQKINLE Y MLRH-OR POP GOES THE WEASEL SQUIRT-GUNS Zami Wow! Who done that? roars out llshxnael. 'fl' am shot- Silence. What rlo you think this is--your lJirtlu'la,y? comes a cheery voice from the front of the room, for look! there sits Miss Patiierson in her soft easy chair. I would send you to the office mul hzive von ox ellecl but bein 1' von're such a good customer, 1 will not. I Squirt-guns have become a great fad for hunting for the biggest nutmc-gs in the study hall. It gets them the first shot, for it always aims true, :md the different parts are cheap. Really, you get two things for one, for you buy :L . P 1 ln. u package of cheap five-cent gum and you get u, very fine squirtfgun free, for nothing, and lots besides. You take :L pick of being expelled from seliool, or fl-VILCfll7i0I1, for just five cents. Think of the great bargain! XVrigley's :Lnll squirts forever. -John Baker, 9-B. SCI-IOQLIN' 8:15 Arrivin'. 8:16 Huntin'. 8:20 Comparin '. 8 :29 1-Iushin '. 8:32 Excusin' or shot-puttin' to Miss Paiitursou's office. 8:33 Blulfini 9:30 Passin ', 9:35 Sharpeuin'. 10:40 HTl'fl1lSgl'CSSill, . 12:00 Chewin '. . 12:15-12.45 Re:u1in', langhin'. 12:50 Visitin '. 1:00 Driukin '. 1:15 Watqhin '. 2:30 Guessini 3 :55 Speodin '. Robert Burkheimer: Name the four seasons. Jerry Didek: Salt, l!'lllSt:ll'I'l, vinegar and pepper. Wilma, Van Bogart: I'vc forgotten thc worcl 'for curry onf' Miss Jackson: Gessit. Xvillflfll I've been trying to for the last fifteen minutes. ll!! why nm I? Mliss Redmond: Use a sentence containing the pronoun Jimmie WVhipple: Who is tho smartest boy in sehool and Margaret Ulch: Miss, Nelson is engaged. Cullen Pealz Oh, honest? Margaret: 'Sure, by the school board. FUNNIEBT THING IN McKINLEY-YOU