McKinley Middle School - Mirror Yearbook (Cedar Rapids, IA)

Text from Pages 1 - 52 of the 1927 volume:

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Ballheim f-lVillJu.'r Robbie, 9 A ...vga-Qsoo-mo-s-.apo-Q-Qozoozqom..-u...u...u.o-vo-Q.Q-1-.1 15.0.Q..-5.-.g,-.g..-g...g..q.--g-..g.-.g.--n.-o:oo:4o-s-Q-0-QQ...no-0-0-I-0-6-o-l-o-9-94.0.0.0-q-.4 iso-no-no-no-Q-Q-no-Q-a-g-Qup.-po-n.-9-o-l-oo:oO:oo-m0-l-g-po-pg-0-.Q-Q-Q-Q-uo.g-0.0-Q-5-Q-gn' Spring lliuala Prize Poem The March Wind is a braggart But his bragging is in vain, For the violets listen only . To the love song of the rain. And what with all his boasting Can he ever hope to gain, Against the soft persuasion, Of the tender April rain? --Velma Holets, 9 A McKlNLEY MlRROR 5 XVl1o is it that the office guarils'l .M Miss Marsh! iNVl1o is -it that the grades recorcl? Miss Marsh! NVho lightly trips to stncly hall, With bulletins that interest all, Or brings the slips for a phone call? Miss Marsh! Who sells the tickets for the g2l1l1GS'i! Miss Marsh! Who 's always pleasant, sun or rain? Miss Marsh! NVl1o oils thc wheels, makes all parts smootlill Sells pictures, mirrors-even food, And classifies our every IIIOVG? Miss Marsh! Who's always busy, always gay? Miss Marsh! Who helps us in a tliousancl ways? Miss Marsh! Alike to student, teachers, all, In all the tasks that to her fall, Our kindly thoughts will her recall, Miss Marsh! We'1l miss her in so many ways, Miss Marsh! V 511875 helped us through so many days, Miss Marsh! We c:,111't replace her, is our fear, Let's join our voices, loud and clear, Meliinleyltes all hold her dear: Miss Marsh! If A 6 M MQKINLEY MIRROR Books have been called the ever-burning lamps of accumulated wisdom ' TODAY Prize Editorial - Today does not mean, merely at date on at calendar, or a time between sun- rise zind sunset. It means more! It means at highly developed generation, and is the result of the labors of our forcfathersg it is a time of pence and plenty. lt is u century of inventiong it is the golden age of seienee. I Our wonderful country of today has been in the making for generations upon generations. Our prosperity of today is due to the fact that our uneestors hnve eased the path of life by braving the terrors lurking in a new and une civilized continent, clearing the land, breaking the sod, and pressing continue nlly Westward. Many of us are not thinking of the future generations. We should be building for tomorrow, not just for today. Scientists and inventors should be working with the view of bettering for the future generations the prosperity we know today, so that we may pass, undimnied to others, the light which has been given to us. This is my interpretation of the frieze culled Today, which is on the wall in the library. -Dorothy Howe, 8-BE, Meliinley. Miss Dorothy Kurtznmn of the nrt depzutxnent, painted the landscapes in the frieze of Today that is in the library over the bookeuses. The present 9-B girls did the lettering. TODAY Here hath been dawning Another blue dayg Think will thou let it Slip useless away. Out of eternity This new duy is born: Into eternity At night will return, Behold it nforetime, No eye ever didg So soon it forever From all eyes is hid. -Thomas Carlyle. McKINLEY MIRROR 7 EXTRA 7 LAST EXPEDITION RETURNS INTREPID EXPLORERS RETURN AFTER f LONG PERIOD IN THE WILDS Those intrepid explorers who have recently returned from the wilds of the manual training 1'oom, report strange things. They have found evidences of a high civilization-tables, footstools, even model yachts. The explorers were loath to return without specimens, but the natives would allow nothing to leave the country. They made these things, and they were going to keep them, they said. What of it? -Phil Sargent, 9-A. Q A WEE BIT O' SCOTLAND The 8-A's are studying The Lady of the Lake, and we find it most inter- esting, since Miss Moorhead is of Scotch ancestry, and knows the history of Scotland and old Scotch traits. v We have a large map of Scotland, and an enlarged map of the territory our story covers, where we trace the journeys, in colored chalk. Above the black-board, we have a collection of Scotch plaids, furnished by the children. Blue prints and colored postal cards of the dilferent places spoken of in the story, a bit of real heather and two books showing the plaids with the name, war cry, and a short history of each clan and Scotch songs, help to make the story real. In 'A Scotch scene made by the children, is arranged on two shelves. Three girls in the art department-Alma Rowley, Delta Kersten and Naomi Biskup-, painted two backgrounds of heather-clad hills. The grass is saw-dust dyed green, and the trees are green sponges with sticks for trunks. Here and there are Scotch figures, and sticking up in the grass, are two white fiags with a green pinetree-Clan Alpin's flag. The boys made log cabins and our teacher made thatched roofs for them. A mirror is our lake and a lovely clear lake it is, too. These, with two fiery crosses just like Roderick Dl1u's, and little dolls dressed in Highland costumes, complete our picture of The Lady Of the Lake. -Mary Jane Martin, 8-A. T0 A ROBIN Hello, Mr. Springtime, Up in the tree, The name is deserving- It just came to mc. You always remind me That springtime is here, And that reminds me That summer is near. So, Mr. Springtime, Up in the tree, You 'll always be springtime, Especially to me. A -Dick Westerfield, 7-BZ. 8 MCIQINLEY MIRROR A DISSERTATION ON- ROAST PIG If Charles Lamb were to knock at our door this morning, just as we com- plete his essay about roast pig, he might fancy our thought about his com- position. He might not. We first of all wish to ask if it would not have been more appropriate of him, being a Lamb, to have referred a discussion of pork to Bacon. Possibly Mr. Lamb 's sense of humor would have asked us to decide the question. Having recently read the Cotten's Saturday Night, this would suit ns, Mr. Lamb, because Robert Burns is the,s:une as you are. This would be a very rude answer since puns are poor figures of speech. Mr. Lamb would be justified in referring us to our principal at once. ' The story about the introduction of roast pork, as told by Charles Lamb, is entertaining and leads to :i surprise ending. It becomes ridiculous when we imagine burning down our homes as payment for a good clinneig. There are Inany people wh-0, like Jiggs of the eomieslthink too mneh about their stoni- aehs. Mr. Lamb, we are very pleased to meet you this morning.. You have given us an opportunity to use a word we observed recently for the, first time. Mr, Lamb, you are very facetious. , ' -Alfred Swett, '9-A. TREES THAT SAIL ' What do we plant when we plant It tree? We plant the ship that will cross the sen, We plant the masts to carry the sails, We plant the planks to withstand the gales, The keel, the keelson, the beam, the knee- We plant the ship when we plant the tree. -John Gable, 9-A. 2455 Mt. Vernon Avenue, , Cedar Rapids, Iowa, ' March 1, 1927. - . Williani Shakespeare, St ,atford Church, England. Dear William: Students, pupils, and other birds of prey, Lend me your ears, I come to talk Sh:1kcspe:1re, not to read him. The evils that men do lives after them, So let it be with Shakespeare, A The noble teacher hath told you Slmkespenre was ambitious, If it were so, it were a grievous fault, And grievonsly has Shakespeare written it. My pen is writing like a phantasrna Or a. hideous dream, And I must pause till the ink come back to it. -Wilbur Robbie, 9-A. MeKINLEY MIRROR 9 HAVE YOU A PERSONALITY? Foree and originality of ch:1r:,1eter, together with that elusive, intangible something that we ull instinticely feel, yet ennnot see, we eztll personality. What one of us has not known someone, about whom he hats said, That per- son has p-ersonatlity-he's alive? Should you like to possess personality? .lf you would-be something, do something-be :llivel .Even Percy l'leuvythinker has pe1'sona,lity. No matter how much you know, no nmtter how good al lender you think you might be, no one will ever know it if you sit still and let somebody else recite, or do ull the work. Show what you can do, und be ulivel lf you dou't, no one will ever know you ns :1 person-or, in other words, your personality. You're deud and the engraver has nlrezuly written- 'fl-le's deed as dead eau be, No more will ever he lteeite in eluss or be A personality. He never spoke or wrote, Or east ax, single voteg A figureheod he died, And only Percy cried. MEN AT SOMETIMES ARE MASTERS OF THEIR FATESH 814 Seventh 'Avenue, Cedar Rapids, Iowan, Feb. 22, 1927. Dear Bill: Today we were ull dressed up in our best clothes und, having nothing to do, were wondering :lround in the hulls. We had not been there very long when two tribunes, two McKinley teachers, CLUIIC :rlong and asked us what we were doing. lVe :lre 0ClCbl'2'll1i1lg lVZLSlll11gt01l,S birtl1duy, We replied. lrxxiililil, you knnves, celebrating WzLsl1i11gto11's birtlnlz1.y! How muuy hi1'tl1d:1ys hns he haul this your? Get you to your books :md overflow them with peue-il innrks, else at llunking plague be stzlrted among you. I'll tell you Bill, it's terrible here ut McKinley. Since you knew Cuesnr well enough to write :L ploy about him, I thought you might know Mussolini, one of his great g1'ZlllClCiliifi1'01l. They say he can do the work of forty men. My iden is to get this fellow und bring him over to McKinley. It would save ax. 'i31'0ll1C11Ll.OllS lot of work und, not only thot, it would turn McKinley from druclgery to paradise. He could work four shifts :L day of six hours eneh, averaging forty pupils on zz. shift. He could take cure of two hundred and forty students. He could pick his students from the 9'A's und thus relieve us of 11 huge burden. Please consider this and let me know by return mail, beenuse I really believe that it would be for the good of McKinley School. Respectfully yours, Robert TllOl111lS, 9-A. 10 MeKINLEY MIRROR THE CLOTHES-LINE IN THE LOWER HALL Prize Story Good grief! I reinarked. Just look at all those dresses! And all made by the 9-A girls of McKinley! I Do you know, said a dainty blue and white dress, confidently, the girl that made me was not neat, and I was made in sneh 21 short time. You,re lucky! sighed a. green dress. The one that made mcuspent two days on one seam, and she get the left sleeve in the rilit arm-hole, and had to take it out. She was so angry that I was afraid she would tear me to pieces. Too bad! I synipathized. What material are you? Oh, we 're English prints, said a pretty printed dress, waving a sleeve toward five or six others. V And 17111. :1 linen, made nicely, too, said a. suit proudly. See the eolor scheme? Short jacket, blue skirt, and white blouse. XVe're the nieest things, eonlided the snioeks, to slip on. We den'l. know of u. thing easier 'ro get on, er daintier or easier to make. Not one bit easier than we are, declared two good-looking sports dresses. Why, sh-shi Miss Boggs walked up and not another word was heard from any of the dresses. -Marco Luis, 9-B. SPRING Sunny hours, blooming flowers, Singing birds :L-wing, I just run and suminersnultl Wonder if 'tis spring. Mossy bowers, dazzling towers, Gliding in my swing, I never felt so happy- Yes, I guess it's spring. -Mary Ellen Seelye, 9-B. T0 A VIOLET Violet, sweet Violet, please show your face, I have been waiting, yes waiting with grace For you-Croeus and Snowdrop Are beginning to sprout, But it wou't he spring till you eome out. Violet, sweet Violet, I want you so- Dou't be afraid, gone is all the snow! Here is Robin and Red Wing And other birds too- 'Violet 4lon't you see? We're pining for you! Come, come Violet, don't be so shy, Look up, up, and laugh :lt the sky That is so envious of your blue, Because none can ever compete with you! , -Marco Luis, 9-B. MeKINLEY MIRROR 11 WRONG- ANSWERS Amo belongs to the sixth cleelensionf' Wearily, Miss Jackson laid down her pencil and looked at the paper she was correcting. Another answer caught her eye. Reason is expressed by the genitive ease. Would these children ever learn their Latin? , In the next room, the self-pitying Miss Redmond sat, likewise correcting test papers. Pronouns have two eases, singular and plural. A predicate nominative follows a transitive verb and is in the possessive ease. Who wouldn't pity himself when all he found was wrong answers? Another groaning teacher sat at her desk, vainly trying to iind a right answer on an arithnietie paper. Miss Inskeep? You have guessed right. 4x3:7, 2x3:6, 2x9:11. These answers stared her in the face. Grimly she marked another zero in a eonspieuous place. Do you wonder why teachers get old and gray? -Marjorie Miller, 9-A. TOP-HEAVY I wonder whether the teacher will notice if I just part my lmiri? I am sure she won't. There! I hope it is even. I would like to know why Maxine keeps turning around and making motions. Ol new I know! My hair isn't parted even. I will have to 'borrow a mirror from Maxine. There nowl I have made so much noise that I have attracted the nttenv- tion of the whole class, ineluding the teacher. Well, I have finally gotten the mirror. - Why ea11't that Kaeena boy sit still? He just keeps wiggliug around so mueh, I ean't do a thing. Oh! ut last I have my hair combed! Why! there's the bell! And I hnven't a bit of studying done. Whn.t's the matter with everybody today? ' -Mm-y Enen seelye, 9-B. ON 'WINGS VVITI-I SPRING A soft damp wind :ind a merry tune, A tune with a merry laugh, While a little round moon Looks down from above, While splitting a cloud in half. The stars and the wind are swept along, By the lilting tune of the happy spring, And the southwest wind and the west wind sing, And spring salutes us with her early song, Whipping the little white clouds along. The pale moon glides in her silvery veil, And moth-like stars are flickering out, But on and on we sail, sail, sail, Through eternity-with lovely spring. -Betty Moore, 9-A. q, 1 2 MEKINLEY MIRROR In one issue of The Scholastic an educator said that one of the first marks of ai. good mind is to be curious. Perhaps some one of the boys interested in butterllics or some other hobby, may find. out something that hns never been thought of before. Vifho knows? T0 A LITTLE BIRD It must bo fun to be IL bird, And sing the whole day long- ilfo .live among the illfllillg-121'CCS And clmrin folks with your song. And yet I wonder why you do11't Fly 'way up to the sky, And perch upon :L golden sim' And watch the clouds go by! -Dale liiilier, S-Ax. AN ADVENTURE WITH TWO ROBINS One day, while sitting on the front steps, I heard n little bird chirping. I picked it up :md found that it was :i robin. Then I put it on 1ny nrm. The mother bird saw me :uid didn't know whether to be scared or not. After :L while, the mother ezune and sat on my arm, :ind fed the little bird. She Went buck :ind forth :ind fed the bird on my nrm, for nbout :ui hour. When I went to dinner, I put the bnby robin in u, tree, :ind when I came out, I could walk right up to the mother bird, :ind she wonldn't fly away. Be- cause she w:1sn't seared of me, I thought that nt one time, she must harve been :1 pet bird. -Louis Knceun, 9-B. T0 A BUTTERFLY Beautiful little louttei-ily, Giving eheer before you die, With your dainty gold-tip wing, .Iust another sign of spring. A flush of green, fi llnsh of red, Now you have lit on :1 pnusy bed. You lift your wings :ins if to sigh, Oh, pretty creature, do not ily! On every frzigrunt flower you porch Just us if you were in Search Of t1'e:isure. Now beyond the garden wnll, i1Von't you listen to my cull? -Maxine Randall, D-A. MeKINLEY lVllltROR 13 And they shall beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruningshoolts. Agnes Jurasek, agirl in the 7-A, has been in America since May 30, 1925. With the help of Miss Rugh, she has learned the English language. ller home was in Hamburg, Germany. The schools there are about the same, but in Germany the teachers change and the children remain in the same room. The seats are large, and have room enough for four people. The boys are placed on one side of the room and the girls sit on the other side. ller fatluer has been in the United States about four years and he will soon take out his Hrst papers. Agnes came alone to America. She was twelve days ou the ocean, and they didn 't have any storms, although when her mother came over in June, they had live days of storm. Agnes has accomplished a great deal ill her sewing and she enjoys 'it. ln five years they expect to go back to Germany for a visit. -Kathleen Pecldyeozlrt, 9-A. An able orator once said: To be as good as our fathers, we must be better. WAITING T0 GROW All the llowers are just waking up, Violet, Daisy, and sweet Buttereupl Think of the flowers under the snow, ' Waiting to growl And great numbers of queer little seeds Of llowers, and inosses, of ferns and of weeds Under the iee and the leaves and the snow, .Waiting to grow! Gnly a lnonth or few weeks more, Will they be waiting behind that door, Listen and watch, for they are below, Waiting to grow! -Boyd Sanford, S-Az. IN MEMORY OF MR. JOHN HOOD fCUSTODIANQ, WHO PASSED AWAY ' MARCH 25, 1927 In the passing of Mr. John Hood, all of us in McKinley feel that we have lost a. personal friend. To have left sneh at feeling among such a large corps of teachers and so many students, to have left a niche that only the most cheerful and faithful can fill, is a fitting memorial that only one of real char- aeter niay achieve, and one that anyone might covet. ln the days to come, as we pass through the halls, we shall see engraved on the lintels above the class-room doors-cheerfuhiess, faithfulness, honesty- three large words that mean :L man's eharaeter. I 14 MeKlNLEY MlRROR TI-IE SON OIE' TI-IE SON OI' DAVID O11ee upo11 :L time there was an old man named Sibrava, who lived in the eity of Hibnes. He was Davidson, and every 1ll01'lllllg l1e went out of the city and walked toward tl1e West, as was the habit of David, across the Moore, until he was Overly tired, and every evening he would tell his wife, Marty, that it had been :L Hardwick. Marty would then busy herself with Cookfingj his supper. Always she would set before him two kinds of Beers, And-er-son would come in from the Peddycoairt where he had been, after driving Posts. Now in this time, there was a superstition that if people wished to be- come Richer Qardj, they must be as Kehn as possible to their friends. Sibrava was no longer Young, for his hair was G-ray, and although he had done as mueh as he eould for his friends, he thought perhaps he was not the kind who QMej D0-Well. Witli this in Dlilld, Sibrava had at party or merry-inakiiig time and in- vited all his friends. There was Van Bogert, the 1VIi1ler, who was as Vane as vain eould be, and il Smith, whose 11211110 was Kolarik. A Graff-ter nunied Nemec was there, and many others who were prepared to have a jolly time. The Weather-Waxfecly perfect and a Pete fire was blazing in the Elkin. They laughed and sang and drank until Sibrava had to Bergess Bettner wine from the Stocker, that the guests might Phillip. ' This for the most part was sad, for Marty's son, Blaine, could find no more wine in the Shalmon. Sibrava, now under the influeuee of wine, 'Whip-ple Blaine and beat him. When Blaine tried to explain, Sibruva said, No Moyer tongue. 'Ulch pay for this. Blaine was very much Alfred to disobey his father. His inother told him to go to the city of Snyder, and there old Mr. McGraw would give him some wine. Sibravzt said to llilll, No-vak or take :L Knapp. So Blaine Rand-all the way but he Hayek Qedj back. On his wzty baek, the air grew very Guhel, and night came on him. As he reached his father 'S yard, he heard a strange sound. It was like tl1e elink- ing of money. Father, Dobry, Lamson, Zurka, Privratskyf' he cried. Look what I have fou11d! ' Sure enough, there was a small hole, with :i keg of Nelson it. Blaine quickly lifted the keg a11d there before his amazed eyes, was some bright and shining gold. See, he exelaimed, 'fthis H01-Qej-ots us have fine houses and eloaks like those we want. Isn't this perfectly grand? Blaine stuck his hand in the hole and drew out fl piece of paper. On it he read: This gold is for the boy who tried to please others. Blaine was overjoyed with the glad news, and promised to buy many lovely things for his father and mother. At' tl1e breaking of day the next morning, Blaine hurried to tell his seven frieufls, Sanders, Vlcko, Tauber, Mims, I-Iibbs, Tschirgi, and Sutra., about his good fortune, and Blaine lived lmppily ever after with Sibrava and Marty. -By Maxine Randall, 9-A. Budding Authoress on Account of Her Ancestor, Shakespeare. M eKINLEY MIRROR 15 HOW JIMMY KILLED THE WERBA QBy Grandfather Rushekj One day ole Lunar Schlesselman had been a.-visitin' little Jimmy 's uncle. All de time he dere, Jimmy he hide behin' de bed Post. When he gone, ole uncle say, Jimmy, uex time yo hide when he here, I take yo out in de Wood- house, an dc Whip-ple not be a Webber, Stoner anything like dat, Bott a great big piece ob Wood.. But uncle, say little Jimmy, he so Grimm, he look like a Robbie. So ole uncle he took little -Jimmy out in de woodshed, Dat night, little Jimmy ti11k how eruel he uncle been, so he tink he'll try an Getty way. He walk a good many Miles, an porty soon he see anudder little boy, up ahead of him. Well, hc catches up wid tether boy, and says, What 's yo name, little boy? Pm Nel-son, and Nell died, so I'm out to see de world. Ah'll go wid you, say little Jimmy, an so dey set out to seek dere fortunes. Perty soon dey com to de holler. Dey's a whole lot a men dere, an dey sees de little boys are hungry. Mer-tens de fire, say de leader, an he'll give you someting to eat. Well, dey goes on an perty soo11 dey meets a Scotehmau. Dey's so excited, dey tells him all about de men in de holler. He says, I Kend-all before. Den dey meets an Englishman, an dey tells him all about it. He says, My Sykes! Isn't that fine! A little furder on, dey sees a sign. It say, Atherton Speed limit, 15 miles an hour. Dey goes on :1 little ways, an comes to de store. Ober de door, dey's a sign, Rosenburger, Hardware, Groceries, Meats, and Drugs. On de wall dere's a. notice which say, Fifty Dollars for de capture of de Werbaf' The boys aint got no money, so dey decide dat dey'll Darr-agh an try to cap- ture it. Dey leaves, an starts huutin around. Dey sees a little animal on a barn. De barn has got stone walls, 11.11 a. Mas0n's been working on em. Dey gets on de roof by a ladder he's left, and chase de animal all ober de G-able. Finally dey catches it an kills it. It's only a Martin, but dey gets some money for de skin. Of Quass, dey needs traps to coteh de Werba. wid, so dey buys some wid dis money. Den dey goes out to set de traps. Dey sees a Swan high up in de air, and watches dat, instead of where dey was goin. De next ting dey knew, dey was in a swamp. Dey Wallace around for awhile, but Evazns Coq, gets out. Perty soon dey sees sompin comin towards dem. It was a great big dog. He didn't have no collar on, er anything, so dey call him Lad. Go away, Go-lad wid dem. Dey felt dey could Dost-al, now dey had a dog. Dat night, dey slept outside. Jimmy tout he saw de Werba., and yelled. Nel-son woke up, an he tink Jimmy jus foolin, Jimmy he say, You come QsjMac-ma.-han, if ah 'm foolin. Well, dey went back to sleep, an left Lad on guard. Dey eouldn't eoteh de Werba, wid a, steel trap, so dey built a box trap and baited it wid everyting dey could get dere hands on. De next night, Jimmy was awake again. Something Gflid-den de trap, an den de door went 'whangl It make 'so much racket, it L u 1 ' ou hflve had in McKinley Junior Hirvh School make McKinley bids you Godspeed and Good Luck. May tle GXPCPIQIICCS y L . ,O , your path easier and brighter. 9I ZKIFIKIMJK HHIN HO MUKINLEY M .IQRROR 17 scare em. Finally dey gets up dere courage, opens de door, an after a big fight, kills de Werba.. Dey say dat de Werbafs in Siam-is iiereer den dey are here, but I don believe it, say little N61-son. Dey is still kinda seairt an is considerable startled by a bough Swa,-in in de breeze. Den dey follows de tracks to its den. It was a Hay-den, which was kinda strange, as a Werba usually uses leaves. Well, dey slings it ou a stick, an starts to town. Dey meets a tramp. He's kinda half-witted, an tells em to call in Robovsky. Dey finds when dey gets to town, dat everybody's at de town meetin. Jus as dey get dere, de ehairinan raps his Mally, an says, The Pros-il- Den de little boys come in wid de Werba, an say, We want de reward. De chairinau, he say dat de reward is Moore dan it was before, as a man hed put up a private reward. ML Curt-is treasurer, an he'll pay you in de morning, he say. 'fl Deamerf' say Mr. Curt. I Hess de money right now, and I might as well pay it. Den he pays de boys de reward. You stay at my house tonight, he say. Jen-is-ta home, an she'll take care of you. Be uareful on de way, because de path leads by Sut Qsj Cliffe, an if you stray, you-e liable to .go over it. If you see two big Feier- eis-eu de dark, its only phosphorus stuck in a. tree. Oh! I forgot Jon-es here. Tell de boy in de lower Hall to take you home. Mr. Curt finally adopted de two little boys. Dey called Nei-son, Thom-as, de little boy had never had any real name. Written for Grandfather Rushek, this third day of May, in the year of our Lord 1927, by Phil Sargent, 9-A. MCKINLEY M stands for inasterpieee, Which surely this poelu will be CD He is for campus, ' Ours is as nice as any you'll see. li represents kalendar, QI wish it were .lunelj 1 means intelligenue, Gaily out of tune. N is for lllll1'll.lSlilllll, Which 501116 of us are. L stands for lazy, Which means below par. E is for exeelleney, Of which little is seen. YH represents yell, For which most of us are keen. -John Getty, 9-A. APRIL 27, GENERAL U. S. GRAN T'S BIRTHDAY In Galena, Ill., in Miss C0illSXV01'tll,S father's jewelry store, General U. S. Grant and his father used to sell harnesses, saddles, and leather goods. Miss Coatswortlvs grsmdfatlier leased part of this store to the Grants, and here the General used to smoke his old eigars. April 27 was General Gl'1l1llL,S birthday, and, no doubt, on that day, the aroma of his strong cigar crept up above the old counter, in the old store, in that historie town. 18 McKINLEY MIRROR LITTLE MISS MUFFET The eighth grade girls have just :finished nn interesting problem in nrt. They drew 21. pillow-cover design, transferred it to unbleaehed niusliu and after coloring it in crayon, pressed it between papers. They then sewed up the seams and stuffed it. These pillows will wash. If anyone should happen in room 419, his glance would full on the series of screens and murals which Miss Ku1'tzn1:l,nl1:1sjust finished forthe cooking room. They are done in wzirin, bright colors, one depicting the queen who has just finished her tarts, with the knuve looking ut theni hungrily. Another is the k11Zl.V0 pleacliaxg for mercy in front of the king. A third screen is one of Simple Simon buying enkes und pies from rt jolly nnd robust pie man, and still another, pictures Jack Spratt and his wife having that famous meal. There is anotlier series of murals also that has just been completed. This consists of Little .Tack Horner, Miss Mulfet and and the king who has just out It piece of the blaekbird pie. The out is playing n,w:1y on his Ildclle and the dish is running away with the spoon. -Congor Metcalf, 8-B. In the seventh grade, the girls are making Zlllilllfti borders to be applied in cross-stitch to towels and clothes-pin bags. The boys nre udzmpting their ulplnlbets to Better Speech Posters. Several classes have made tied und dyed lnmdkereliiefs for Easter or Mother's Dny. Pencil drawings of boxes, floor plans, and elevations of buildings are being nmde. Cushions or books for poems, are being made in the eighth grade. -Vllillie Krutzelimnr, SAA. 5I INI3I9N NIL OHHII TI I-I FD U LICKINLEY MIRROR AUTOGRAPHS D f A A I Eff'- V 57 1' ff. WPI' .L ' di U Qfvi--a?'f,-!.. f f f2bfQL-7i..,Lf-7 .fa .4 '4 f W L? , 7VQ?aM-4,1177, f.g .,fLQQglf-QQQ 'if' xii? , gg ' I !7 3 ' 0 if l 'A Y, 7 LO. 844005 '14-' fm.!4!4 f !7 ,v,UA aff frx ' 44f -ykv-iff , Z-mme I fZgL4-'34 7 Lf? K 'J N., f A ,JI 1ll!m If .1-Qi ,115 ,gf Rf 7 4 , , ,, T1L.fL2 ' ' ,f A ' W Q ,ffff ' k',f Nx ix , + 'Z M!f'.-4'f'EC. J ' 12' ,f.f- fp Yxffi ' X ,il Aflx K . , ' .--f,jL:fLi'- 7' 7 iiflf f 119' ff. 1 94 ff-1Lfl37 W7 N ' f . Z' ' V 4, ,-,i3-- F7 C O .5ALL7ff ,V ,V-'f'.f i .W ' Lin-4m.f ,ada 1411 if D - 4,4fi4f0 Q!!! - -0 WZWQM AA' if X ff is . x F, Q2 40' f .-4 .2 . ,Mi f ' AJ w 1, f K f fffgw yu K f. 0 ,Lt '11 V2 ' -' MGKINLEY MIRROR, AUTOGRAPHS LL,-fx ff X X4 -'f 1 J f J f fl 'I 'J - ' I! I 1 ,I j f J f ,fir f ' gn 1435 fit' UU Us W HHIN XEITNIH9 HO SZ 24 MGKINLEY MIRROR FORMER MCKINLEYITES IN' STATE MUSIC CONTEST In the State Music Contest, held nt Iowa. City, May 7, Washington High School captured all the prizes they went after, except the one for band. They took three first places and one second, in Class A. The winners-John Met- calf, baritone Qvoiee coutestj, and Roy Holtz Cbnritone hornj-are former McKi111oyites. Three of the winning mule quz1.1'tet-Waylle Stookey, John Metcalf, and Charles Shepherd-zxre former students of McKinley. - MIRROR STUNT SONG To the Tune of Save Your Sorrow for Tommorrow People love to say Waiting cloesn't payg Never put off anything You can do tod:1.y. This is very true, Here 's Il tip for you, Out todny the Mlirror comes, Buy it while it's new. CHORUS Buy rr Mirror, Buy n Mirror, Buy this gem today- It is rich in things of sense and fuu- Buy today While buying can be done. Pay your twolbits For its rare hits, Buy :L Mirror gay, Speedlthe selling, Start the yelling, Mirror's out today! Fi 92 G2 er-42 Emi H a W5 ,, . 5152 3555 H . be Q SVP: Q Pi U Q mi .-.....-..-.?. -ow OJ Nl -J U1 CD O O 5 Q- 5 S S22 CD ...Q-9-0-1 'I' 2 2 2 S 2 2 9 5 E 2 Q E 5 E 2 2 2 Q Q 2 Q 2 2 Q 2 Q4 2 Headquarters for Pens, Pencils and Graduation Gifts l MeKINLEY MIRROR 25 T ETIC s M701 2 A i fgh Q C I 3: W -x 114 I ' EQ t A , 'jxx ' l l . O 51. A ' l I e a e I - I . nx gg C. The S-A girls won the Nine Court Basketball Tournamnent. M's will -be given to the winning teams in Niue Court Basketball and Baseball at the end of the semester. The baseball teams have not been organized. This summer, the girls are going to play tennis, Il new game for McKinley. They will begin as soon as the tennis raekets arrive. -Catherine Fredrieh, 9-B. NINTH GRADE BASKETBALL Wilson Defeats McKinley 10 to 9 In the first game of the season which was one of the closest, Wilson de- feated McKinley. This was the only defeat of the season for Meliinley. Minis was high point man-for Meliinley, with 2 field goals and 1 free throw. McKinley 24, Wilson 9 McKinley took revenge on IVilson by defeating them decisively in the next game. In the last half, Mims, star player for McKinley, seored 1-1 points and helped McKinley win. . McKinley Defeats Roosevelt 16 to 13 In one of the fastest: games of the season, McKinley defeated Roosevelt on Roosevelifs floor. In the final quarter McKinley held a. lead of 3 points which they kept until the end of the game. McKinley Downs Roosevelt 19 to 18 McKinley defeated Roosevelt on MeKinley's floor. The first half ended with Roosevelt 4 points ahead of Meliiuley. McKinley came back in the last half to win from Roosevelt, scoring 9 points to Roosevelt's 4. McKinley 31, Franklin 15 In an exciting game McKinley downed Franklin 31 to 15. McKinley led at the half 22 to 14. In the last half Mims scored 4 field baskets to put Me- Kinley out of danger, while Smith of Franklin scored 1 free throw for his team. ' In the final game of tho season, McKinley defeated Franklin 34 to 18, and won the Cllfl,l1lIJl01lSlll.p'Of the Junior High League. The ninth grade boys who played in a majority of the games are: Snyder ,mme ,,-, T e,,,,,,,,-,,,,-,-A,---.- R. F. . Pashakornis -,,,,, We-,W,,W,,,,L. F. Minis ,,,., 1 ,,,,,,, ,,,,,,k,C. ' R. G. Topmka we ,,',,,, ,,,,,, ,-,, ,-,,,,. , Feieriesen 1 ,,,,,, --W, ,,-,,,,-,--A...- L. G. Substitutes: Wllite, Lantz, Duncan, Marsh, Smith, Novak. J 95 W QKEITINDIDW 'HOHQII McKINLEY MIRROR 27 EIG-HTH GRADE BASKETBALL Our eighth grade tezun experienced quite si thrilling sezlson. They won -t out of their G games, and cneh game was so closely contested that the winner had to be content with u 1 or 2 point 1l1I'l.1'gll1. We bent: Wilson twice, und split the two-genie series with both Roosevelt and Franklin. Franklin seemed played them. They just ran away 40 to 50 points, while their op- won 4 genres in that I1'1tl.11lj01' and their belts when they played Me- took place. Meliinlcy smothered their brilliant offense with an air-tight defense that was netunlly inpenes treble. Their urruy of plays was broken, their speed eheeked,':ind their tezun inornle shattered. In the lust quarter McKinley opened with their offense :uni went through Franklin 's sliuttered ranks quite freely. The genie ended-McKinley 16, Qhrunklin 11. That wus our duy, for We bent them on their own iioor. After our victory, we wished to turn the trick ngain the to hzive the strongest tenni until McKinley with Roosevelt and VVilson scoring from ponents were gutliering in 10 or 12. They were confident of adding another scalp to Kinley. The duy CLINIC :ind IL real battle following week when-we played them ut home, but after at tight game they emerged victors, and champions of the Eighth G-rude Junior High League, with Meliinley right on their heels, :L elose second. Eighth Grade Line-Up C,-o tl in ri n .,,,,,,,-,,, A,,--,,A,,-,,,,,,,-,.-,, El sherry ,e,,,A ,,w,,,, . XVilkes -.,Y,-,- A, Greenhlutt -,,,v ,B,, - M, Vescy ,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,, W ,,,,, ,,,,, Substitntes-Greedy, C:x.rritl1ers, QR. L. ,lP. R F. ,,,,, C. III.. G. L. G. eid. In nn nssenihly Thursday, April BS, Awards of Merit were given to Tini- othy Minis in the ninth grade, :ind Gerald Gree These :ire given to the boys who ure highest in ship :uid seholustie standing. The ninth grande grains were Minis, Snyder, Tepinkn, Pnshukornis, The eighth grnde boys who received 1ll0ll0g1'1 nblutl. in the eighth grade. illtll'l0tll5 nliility, S1l01'tSllliL.ll' boys who received mono- Feieriesen, Smith. llllS ure Elsherry, Goifinun, Wilkes, Greenblrltlr, Vet-sey, Greedy :md Uurritliers. Suhstitutes--Greedy, Cnrrithers, lteid. Mrs. Beitzell: Leon Drztpelu, what ure you up? Leon: A men. Miss Stella. Dixon is now hend of the cooking kitchen and the dining-room. This semester the cooking Li,C1lLl,l'f11'lC1lt reeeived colored, with at yellow fuiry llower design. They :ire oceupy the plnee of honor in the cupboard. going to be when you grow depurtnient.. Look into the L new set of dishes, rrenin- used only for eompnny, and The 'Western Art Convention niet in Milwaukee, the week of May 2. Miss Benedict and Miss Kurtzinnn both attended. N 85 IEP SPIN INK HUHH McKINLEY MIRROR' 25 in -,I Norman: Say, Mervyn, did you read in last night's paper about the man that robbed a train and then went out and killed fi drove of hogs? last Alfr Mervyn: No, what'd he do that for? Norman: Wy, so they wouldnlt squeal on him. GUMDROPS The joke editor may serateh his pen, ' Till the ends of his fingers are sore, But someone's sure to remark with a grin, Gumrlrops! lf've heard that before. Now, don 't knot-lc our Mirrorg Instead, in prose and verse, Let everyone contribute And help to make it- worse. -Arlene Ray. CI-IEWIN ' Dedicated to Messrs. Cuhel, Spinney, Coffman, Searnis, Hall, Moyer, and t, Edward Mac Mahou: ' Quit yourselves like men, be wrong, ' Chew your cud of gum how long- Whcn the wad begins to squeak, but not lens Stick it in the other cheek. Mrs. Gray: What is Il b2Il'lJf1I'iIlll?H 7 Sue Xoyneer: A female hair cutter. What is a revolution ll Mrs. Stuart: Charles EllSlJGl'l'j'! Something made on New Yoar's and never kept. Zane Marty: Vanity, vanity, all is vanity! Gertrude Gray: I should say so. Everybody I kuow's got a. vanity. Ask cd Swett and John Dobry. Spring here-Here comes a sap. 30 MQKINLE Y MLRH-OR POP GOES THE WEASEL SQUIRT-GUNS Zami Wow! Who done that? roars out llshxnael. 'fl' am shot- Silence. What rlo you think this is--your lJirtlu'la,y? comes a cheery voice from the front of the room, for look! there sits Miss Patiierson in her soft easy chair. I would send you to the office mul hzive von ox ellecl but bein 1' von're such a good customer, 1 will not. I Squirt-guns have become a great fad for hunting for the biggest nutmc-gs in the study hall. It gets them the first shot, for it always aims true, :md the different parts are cheap. Really, you get two things for one, for you buy :L . P 1 ln. u package of cheap five-cent gum and you get u, very fine squirtfgun free, for nothing, and lots besides. You take :L pick of being expelled from seliool, or fl-VILCfll7i0I1, for just five cents. Think of the great bargain! XVrigley's :Lnll squirts forever. -John Baker, 9-B. SCI-IOQLIN' 8:15 Arrivin'. 8:16 Huntin'. 8:20 Comparin '. 8 :29 1-Iushin '. 8:32 Excusin' or shot-puttin' to Miss Paiitursou's office. 8:33 Blulfini 9:30 Passin ', 9:35 Sharpeuin'. 10:40 HTl'fl1lSgl'CSSill, . 12:00 Chewin '. . 12:15-12.45 Re:u1in', langhin'. 12:50 Visitin '. 1:00 Driukin '. 1:15 Watqhin '. 2:30 Guessini 3 :55 Speodin '. Robert Burkheimer: Name the four seasons. Jerry Didek: Salt, l!'lllSt:ll'I'l, vinegar and pepper. Wilma, Van Bogart: I'vc forgotten thc worcl 'for curry onf' Miss Jackson: Gessit. Xvillflfll I've been trying to for the last fifteen minutes. ll!! why nm I? Mliss Redmond: Use a sentence containing the pronoun Jimmie WVhipple: Who is tho smartest boy in sehool and Margaret Ulch: Miss, Nelson is engaged. Cullen Pealz Oh, honest? Margaret: 'Sure, by the school board. FUNNIEBT THING IN McKINLEY-YOU MeKINLEY MIRROR 31 PERCY HEAVYTHJINKER The eloek turned to ten. I dashed from the history room. On tho last step down the stairs I collided with someone. I stood up and looked through the spectacles of Percy Heavythinker. Algernon, said he, as he flicked a. thread from his tie, I shall chas- Lise you severely if I ever encounter you in such at way again. Resistiug the temptation to push a few of his teeth down his throat, I answered him: I shall report this to Miss Prescott, who is coming around yon pillar. I walked over to Miss Prescott. I iirml ' said Miss Prescott 'I :nn going to punch Percy. 5 J I I7 Miss Prescott in amazed tones gasped, Why, don't punch Percy! Percy is the best pupil we have! but I said, l'm going to punch Percy. Il. looked at Percy all dressed np, highly perfumed and bulging at the sides. 1 whispered, Hl,lll going to punch Percy. -James Glidden. English Teacher: NVhat is a. pronoun? Student: A pronoun stands for a. noun. English Teacher: Give an example? Student: Mary milked the cow. The cow stood for Mary, so it is a pronoun. Ever so often Mrs. 1i!lllll0llll catches a. humming bee in the library. They never sting her though. HYMN TO THE ONE-LEGGERS 'Praise them, all ye eherubiln, ll-:rise your voices, Seraphim! l-lere's to the one-loggers! Oh, the one-loggers are going strong, Leaning on their desks so long, ' O, their ambition is very high, To stand on one leg, while reciting, or diel , -Elizabeth Hess, 9-A. Marco Luis, 9-B. Why does :L spoon in a cup resemble a. beautiful girl? Because it is in-tea-resting. Alfred Swett: to :1 speetatorj as he enters the library, looking for his books, after work has begun- Hey! gimme my booksl MrsfBal.ll1eim: This is no delivery room. It's :L library. Alfred Swett: You want this to be a 'deef' and dumb school, do you? Mrs. Ballheim, calmly: There are surely some dumb ones here, and the Ii,br:.Lrian will be 'deef' if you go on. Miss Jackson: What! Forgotten your book again, Bob? What Would you think of a soldier without a gun? Bob: I'd think he was an officer. 32 :M:CIfINrL'E-Y MIRROR Miss La Vell: lVhere is lime-stone found? James Munger: My book says it is found in abundance. . Miss Crager, the school nurse: Tom, you seem to laugh more easily this morning. Toni: I ought to. 1've been practicing all night. Mrs. Beitzoll: John Holbrook, who discovered the Mississippi River? Johnnie: I don't know. Mrs. B.: My stars! What do you know? Tell me what three words l hear most in one day. V Johnnie: I don't. know. Mrs. B.: Corrcet. Miss Jackson: Get ready for a test. Edwin Novak: Should we use pen or ink? You never miss the ink till thc pen runs dry. Don't get historical. The lire truck went hy-Rubber-neck. La Verna I-Iibbs: What is the only thing :1 horse is afraid of now-an days? Minnie Rushek: Another horse, of course. No McKinley Teacher said to Johnnie: I :un beautiful What tense is that in 'V' Johnny: It must be in the past. Miss Dixon fas she was dictating note-book work to the elassj: Set the knives on the right side of your plate,-and put your guna in the waste paper basket. ' ' Gladys Cputting her guru in the basketj: ln which basket shall we put our spoons 'ln Miss Cowden: Name three kinds of bo11es.', Theodore Vesely: 1-Iuinan bones, animal bones, and tronrbonesf' Miss La Vell: What is the shape of the world? Lena Bott: My father says it is in rather bad shape. Two-inrone-Ish and Book-Ahern! Anybody who clings like a postage stamp till he gets there, gets there. M1's. B.: Sit down! APPLE SAUCE MQKINLEY MIRROR 33 OUR ADVERTISERS Pupils of McKinley, we 11m.y prove the saying, It pays to 2'lflV91'13'lSC,H by pntrouizing the Hrms whose :urls make the McKinley NIl'l'1'01' possible. NVQ thunk these :ulvf-1'tisv1's who have faith in our school paper. 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The insurance will become a source of income, not of expense, in old age because the policy will have matured. A much larger amount for a given premium can be purchased because of the greatly cheaper rates in earlier years. Most important, perhaps the In- sured by reason of his policy will gain a feeling of Responsibility- coniidence of mind-and a habit of Thrift. Regular Policies are available for children who have reached the age of 10 years. THE OLD LINE Cedar Rapids Life Insurance Company CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA ...QQ-on-Q4-Q-q.0-gr..pq-q.0-g.0.g...g.0.g.o.g.-.g.Q. -Q.9---Q-Qmo.:.om-0-9-9-g.-.g.Q-Q.--g.0-Q.--Q--msg.3-Q.q...-Q.Q-1-Q-g-0-o-4,-9-o-is-9-9-Q-Q-Q-p 0-me The Diploma l-louse of America YOUR ATTENTION IS ARRESTED! THE SKIN you love to iioueli'-genuine ooze sheep leather. THE BEAUTY that creates desire for permzment possession. THE MATERIALS that do not depreeiate with age. THE ABILITY to duplicate any order for any design that may come to us. OLD CUSTOMERS continue 'fo send their order to us each year, proof that our quality Diplomas always satisfy. OUR TRAINED CRAFTSMEN are now working ou tliousancls oi? orders for the best schools in the country. WE ONVN AND OPERATE our own lithographing and en- graving plant. 100 Sheet Form Designs at Prices That Defy Competition Your name ou the attached card will bring you samples and prices The Metropolitan Supply Cog CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA onOno'lvcdvovlrbvlvo-l'Q'l-9'O+t'lv0'l'C'C'4b'0149-l-tl!vovdvovivevl-9-lvb'9'-o'O-9-1'QvI-bvlvevl' Phone 3388 628 Fifth Avenue East Fifth Avenue Market and Grocery AQUALITY MEATS AND GROCERIES FRUITS AND VEGETABLES If it's good, we have ii-If we have it, it's good NVE DELIVER --..-.q.o-n---n-o'q-o-n---n---g-Q-e-o-q-o-g-Q-9-0-1-o-a--.e-o.a-0.5.-.q..,.g.-...,,.g.,.,.,.9.,,,. 1 . Q 4.0.3-01g.o.g.o.g.o.9.04.-,.g.4-5-9.0.3-..g..,.g...q ...g-0.5.-.g.Q.q.o-g-.-g.Q.g...g,Q-..oq.Q.g .om.-.p-Q.g-..g.-....,...,,,.,,,,.,,,,,-,,,-,. m -om-Q-0 ---Q.--u---p--.p.--n-o-mqv-no-g--,Q--....... MURRIS SANFCRD COMPANY IoWa's Great.Book Store .g.Q.p.-.Q--Q....g.04.-.g.-.g,-....,...-.g.-.g.-.q...g.-.g...g.-..g.-4.-.g.-.g.-.......-.g.-..... IDLEWILD GROCERY GROOERY AND MEAT MARKET 1626 Fifth Avenue East , Phone 758 Q...-g...Q.Q.g.-.g.-.p.-...-.5.-.g.-.g.-.Q.-.g.-.g.-.......g.-.g.Q.q.-.-mom.-.0-on--..g.-.g...-g.- A WHOLE MEAL FUR A DIME EAT ORIGINAL MAIDRITE HAMBURGS MAIDRITE HAMBURG SHOP 209 South Tenth Street East Telephone 2666 BUTTBRKRISP POPCORN Q-5-Q-pam.--g. Q.5...g.-.g.-.g.-.g.-.g.-vl. Hztruid I-L: Have you 1'CLlll. Freckles? Bud C' ko, l hwvc brown ones. Q-g--4-Q.nom-sm-0-Q-Q5-Qvpo.-n.--g....g.-.,. Chambers 86 Chiverton 418 Third Avenue East Double Bar Bicycles 34.50 gow........-.....g...g.-.o...n.-.q...p.-.a..... Q-0-om. po on-Q-1.1-.q-om.eq.Q-p-m..-g.--g.Qw...,q. JOHN S. DAVIS Wall Paper, Paints, Oils, Varnishes, Brushes and G-lass 320 S. Third St. Tel. 496 Cedar Rapids, Iowa evil I 'CIIIt-100-C-Oliver!-9'O'9'l-0-l'o'll McAllister SL , Burkholder Inc. Jewelers American Trust Bldg. Cedar Rapids, Iowa .q.-.p.-.g. .Q..-9.04.-.g.......u...n.--u-.- ..-y---q..-Q-Q..--.p.-.n-Q..-Q.g.-.a-0.pq... -4-..... -9--4-om. 0.0--.n.-.q--.g.-.u. 94.-.9.-.5.-.9-Q.1.-.5.-.o.-.n-.4-.4-9-Q..-5-0-gs. TROYAK BRCS. 5.2055251525 Corner Fifth Street and Ninth Avenue East Phone 627 on-o.mom.--9--.g.-.g.- -.p. WRIGHT'S The Best Milk 1030 Mt. Vernon Ave. Phone 652 4.0.5.-Q.p-......g.-...Q.g...g.-.q--.g....q.-.g.-.n-Q...-.g.-.g.-.Q-0.4-04.04.-...-...-.g.-.g.-- E. H. PRESCOTT STAPLE AND FANCY GROGERIES School Supplies, Candies, Lunches, Fresh Fruits 1201 Fourth Avenue .5--.g.0.g--...o.g.o.p.om.-.n...-n-Q-mea.--5. GAS SAVES NATURAL RESOURCES It is estimated that the nation's coal resources would last twice as long if all operations requiring heat were done with gas instead of coal in the raw state. IF IT REQUIRES HEAT, USE GAS Cedar Rapids Gas Co. Phone 395 Q... . -anno-you-as -9.0-5.13.9 Q. .peg- Phone 283 .-.g.04.Qu-o-g.Q-n-0-u--.u...p.--q.o-u.-.-m.- T. S. METCALF PRINTING BINDING 109-111 So. Second St. PHONE 2 1 1 -0-3-om-on-0-Q-Q-5.0-pa3.04.04 . . 4... on-0.5-0-9.04.01g.0.g.Q.g.o-po-g.0.g.Q.g.--0.0 -Q-s-Q.o-oa.Q.o-s.o--.g---g---o---9-Q-Q-Q..-Q-Q--4--4-Q-g-Q-g......-.p.,.g.-.g.-.g...g.,.g.-.g. Best Sandwiches in the City In Try 'em and See BOB'S SANDWICH HOUSE 416 South Third Street One Block from Montrose The Star Laundry Dry Cleanlng Works 509 Fourth Avenue Phone 486 Young's Family Waslx Service-Dry Cleaning and Pressing C. I-I. YOUNG, Manager Phone 661 .p.o.p...q.q.g.Q...0.....g.Q-5-eq..-Q-Q.Q.04.Q-g-on.-.Q-Q.5-0.pa.pgq...g.-.g.Q-4.0-Q-0.5.91 BUEHLER BROS. 102 South First Street East 1 FRESH AND CURED MEATS FISH POULTRY AND EGGS CANNED GOODS COFFEE GEO. D. ZIER, Manager .g-.4...g.o-4.-.pe-..-.g.-.y.-.g..-.g.-.g.-.g.-.g.-...-.g...g.--g....g.-.g.-...-...-.g...g.-.g..- DICK'S BARBER SHOP A Corner of Fifth Avenue and Sixth Street SHLAVES 200 HAIR CUTS 40c CI-IILDREN'S HAIR CUTS 250 Except Sa.tu.rda.y SATISFACTION GUARANTEED .pame-..--a..-Q.--u.-.5.--A..-1.4.4o.-.p.--po-g--..,-.g...g-QQ.--g.-.g.-...-.q.-.po-5.04.0 SCHADE'S BAKERY - FRESH BAKED GOODS FOR ANY AND ALUOCCASIONS 860 Fifth Avenue HAND BAGS I-IARTMANN TRUNKS LEATHER GOODS E.nz1er's 227 Second Avenue rpg-5.04.0-9-Qq.Q.g.-.g.o.5.-...o...-.5.0.0-Q-o.-m.-.po.9-4.04...g.q.g.o.g.0.g.0.g.-.g..4 NAVRATIL'S 2 GROGERY AND MARKET 3 FRUITS, MEATS, GROCBRIES Q JANDERA3 DRUG STORE Phone 6399 529 S. Eighth St. TRADE AT 2 Cor. 14th St. Sn Mt. V-ernon Ave SERVICES THAT SATISFIES ' .g.-.g.-.g.0.g.0-5.0.g...g...g.--5.4.3.0-5.0.5.9 ,,,.,.,,..-WG,.,,,.,-,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,.-.Q.-4..,.q..,..Q.--Q-Q.Q.-.q-Q.9.0.0-0-g.Q-Q.--nv--Q--o-g-Q..-Q WM. G. KUNECNY Staple and Fancy Groceries 1209 Fourth Avenue Telephone 466 FOUR DELIVERIES DAILY 8:00 10:00 2:30 4:30 ' ,.,.,,.,.,.,.,-,.,-,,,,,,,,,..,,,,,...-...-.q--...-.q.-.1--4--.n.Q-u-4--9-o.o.qm.--l.-.n-.4--mv T E SHJFEE?-I?Nl9I?ISIC MUSIC CQ, INSS'I'IlR1?IlgIg'gTTS BET TE R Q-o-om-Qm-.q---o-Q-o-o'o-o--o--m---g..-.o-o-0-Q-Q-ovu---o---l---l---n---q.--g.--g.-.g.-.g.-.g- f1f?,rS'Z,f0 1' S e h 0 e Il ' S Telephone 1242 MORGAN BROS. IIARLJZY DAVIDSON MOTORCYCLlflS-RANGER BICYCLES And 1,1'0lll1-It Service on. Repair lVork 210 S. Fifth Street Phone 1213 -g.-..g.Q.Q.4y.q..p.q.-.g.-q--enum.-...-Q.04......-.g.-.g.-.g.-.q.Q.gfeqfom-Q.g.,......,.........,. - lt always .lllilkfrti me laugh, So wonderful fl in-:11', . - To see un utlxlele run at mile Anal only move two feet. -Exchange. -...-.......-........-...-...-...-.,.-....,...-...-...-.,.-...-...-,......-...-.................-... CRAEMER'S 211 First Avenue Phone 686 RELIAQIBLE .DRY GOODS AND READY TO WEAR It Always Pays to Trade at Cra,emer's JOE SWACKA CO. PLUMBING AND HEATING KLEEN-I-IEET OIL BURNER Copolancl Electric R,B'f1'igG'l.'Zl.tiO11 Duro Automa,tic Water Softeners 811 Second Avenue Phone 1249 .g,oq-Q-g.Q-g.o-g.-.g.-.g...g.-.g...g.-.q...g.-.g.-,q.-.po.5--4.Q-q.0-pg-q.--po-Q-Q-q.9.g.o.q 04.0.0.0 -o-l-o-s--.-n-o-n'Q-mo.:-Q-ma-q.Q-a-Q-ms-Q-Q.q.-.g.-.g.-......,g....,...-.,,,.,.,,.,,,.,,,,,,,,,, GRADUATION GIFTS i ii i' of Quality - at Moderate Prices , .N '93 BOYSON JEVVELRY CU. 'Q i i if Established 1900 V ' Higlev Building 225 So. Second St. ' F R E D P L 0 T Z GROCERIES AND MEATS HOME-MADE SAUSAGES Cor. Ninth Ave. and Ninth St. Phone 4703 WE DELIVER KINCORPORATEDJ PHONE IO55 '--'V' KRESGE BLDG. I f VENGRA rpofpoqfo-q.Q.g.Q.g.o-po...Q-1.01a-o-Q.--Q-0.q.0-q.-.q-9-q.--90.5.0.3.Q.g-o.g.Q.g.0-g-0.g.q At KAISEITS THE FLORSHEIM SHOE 210 SECOND AVENUE ...Q-g.Q..-q.q.q.g.-.g.-.g-0.4--qq.-.4-9.5.-.g-Q-Q-Q-g-Q-g-0.q.ofg-9-5.-9.5.Q-g-0.9-Q-u-Q-ofovs--r BI HOP' Cafeteria Success in any endeavor is proof of service Well rendered. .g....q....g.-.q.-.g.,.g.,...,.q.-.n.o-a-Q-u--m.--n-Q-Q.-.5-on-om-Q.g.-.g.q..g..,..g.-.q--.g....g.- Joe: Why do they have knots on the ocean instead of 1niIcs'I Jack: Wk-H, you see, they 4-ou1du't have the ocean tide if there were no kuotS.'X' -...-...-...-.......-...-...-...-.......-...-...-...-.......-...-...-.......-.......-.......-... LEADING STAR GROCERY AND MARKET We have moved to our new location, 1007 South Third Street East. Phone 127. NVQ carry :L full line of Fresh Meats. Try our Home Cured and Smoked Cottage Hams, Fraukforts, Bologna, our Home-Made Sausage and Ham- burg. NVQ: deliver to all parts of the city. 4.Q-g.-.g.-.g...g.-...-.g.-...-.....g.-.g.....-.g...g...g.-.q...g...g.-.q..-...Q-Q-1...g .g.-.1..-q.-...Q.g.Q...-.pow--.g.--q-Q-g-9.3.0.9-Q-p.-.p...g.Q.9.0.5--.g.-.g. .,...-.M....-...-.g...4.-.g.-...-,q-.-Q..-a.,-n.,-o.-m -0- -s-ow-o-o-0-s-Q-no-Q---nb.-c-Q-a-Q Kelvinator 1 Cold That Keeps Electric Refrigeration 1 Iowa Railway 81 Light Corp. Phone 1280 CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA Vernon Heights Grocery MTLO SEDA, Proprietor - . , FANCY GROCERIES QUALITY MEATS Phone 6090 1917 Mt. Vernon Avenue .5.Q.q.Q.q.Q.g.-.g.--Q-0.5.0-3.-.5.-.3.Q...o-..om---l-4.g.Q..q.Q.p-Q.9.0.9-o.g.Q.g.Q.g.o...o-9-Q Geo.. T. Gadd Hardware Company Builders' Hardware, Sporting Goods, Fine Tools and Cutlery, Bulk Garden Seeds 121 Second Avenue East Telephone 315 Cedar Rapids Popular Boys' Store CLOTHING SYNDICATE COMM NY I ON FIRST AVENUE . Dr. H. E. Johnson DENTIST is Q A Over Isis Theater .Q--.g.-.g.-.pew.....Q-no-0fo...0.mo-g-Q.q...q...g...g.o.5...g.Q.po.g.,q-o-no-l-on-Q-3-0 Hatcll 8 Brookman Company . LUMBER AND COAL V Phone 808-Don't wait q-o.g.Q.g...g...q...g...g.-.g,..g.0.g.-.g...g.o.g.o-a.Q.g.0.q..q...g--.q.0.g.Q.g-04.0.5-o.g.o Holden-Kahler Company E A ENGRAVERS,-STATIONERS AND BOOKSELLERS ' 110 South Third Street 0.g.9.g.oq-Q13-.wg i.-n---a-.-Q.--q.-.o.-.n.-.Q.--o.-.o...c.-.U-..g.--g.-.q.-.Q.--q--4...g.-...-.g...g....g.,...-.q .- J CPEiiWi'YCo 0 0 ' 219 First Avenue CEDAR RAPIDS This nation-wide institution is now operating 773 stores throughout the United States. The dynamic buying power alijorded by our collective stores gives you an unexeelled saving power. Ladies' Ready to Wear, General Dry Goods, Men's Furnish- ' ings, and Shoes for the Entire Family -Q-u-Q-U...U.-.Q--4-Q-0--4-Q.Q-Q.q-Q-Q--.q.....--p-..-...q.-.g.-.g.-.g.--q.-.g..-9---q..q.--g. DRAPELA GROCERY AND MARKET Low Prices and Good Service Free Delivery 723 Eighth Avenue East Phone 2885 .g.-.g.-.g.-.g.--g.-...-.g--4--.n.o.n.o.n.-.pc...-.....g.-.g.-.g.-.Q--.....q.-.....g.Q...Q.q.- Horah Pharmacies FIVE DRUG STORE SERVICE 9....-n.o-1.0.1vo-po...-.g.-...-.g..,.g.-...-.g.-.g--...-Q.-.g.-.g-Q-q...o.o4l.6-I--.a-o-sung. THE CAMERA SHOP SUPER QUALITY KODAK FINISHING Now in new quarters at 220 Third Avenue Opposite Montrose Hotel Q...-.g.,.g.gm-0-mo-p-.g.-.g.--g...-pam.--0-Q-Q-o-U-ova-o-0-0-l'o-l-o-0-o-l-o-l'o-U-o-I-o-i- Where better foods are served You will find RICHELIEU TI-IE GLOBE STORE Twelfth Ave. and Third St. E. .uno-5.--5.-.g.-4-Q.n-Qm-...ofo.Q---s-Q-I.--lfo-0-o-9-Q-9-o-Q-0-I-o-0-o-s-o-Q-o-no-0-0-0-0109 Lazy: I wish every year had three hundred and sixty-live days of rest. Lrizier: Are you mad? Then we would have to work a day every fourth year, -College Humor. ....-.q.-...-.n...a--o-n-o-u-o-mofo-Q-A--wno-no-l-o-vo-o-o-0-o-Q-Q-u-Q-areu-0-sfo-0-o-mo-m B I C Y C L E S RIDESREISFSZEASSLDDESSSZ THE See ED HALL the Boys' Friend. He will give you good service at reasonable prices. 109 Second Avenue East I Phone 4285 ,.,,,..,.Q.-.g.-.Q.......q.0.g.q.q-0-g.o.g.Q...oq-Q-q-o-mo-mo-1.9-g.o-9-o-ge-U-ovl:o-lem!-1 -Q 10.9-.pg-9.9-5-Q.g-0-g.o-g.Q-3.0-9-on.Q-Q--1Q-0.0--4--fo-on--4ms-g.-.g.o.g.--g.--g..-g.,.g. PIANOS: Steinway, Weber, Steck, RADIOS: Super-Heterodyne, Cable, Wellington Atwater-Kent, Crosley PHONOGRAPHS: Brunswick, Brunswick Radiolas, Panatropes Emerson-I-Iiiiiaruner Music Co. Exclusive Representatives for C. G. CONN BAND INSTRUMENTS 215 S. Second St. CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA Telephone 794 Q-9-4.0-3pq.pf--po.:-Q-po.:-0-g---n--.g-o.g.--mg-Q-..g.-.g-Q-.p..,..Q..-..-0-Q-Q-g-gm.--q-4,q. IF YOU LIKE GGOD BREAD Ask your Grocer for Peter Pan Bread PETERSEN BAKING CO. .g.Q.g.o-Q--.g.Q.n.Q...-Q.-.g-0.g.o.g.o.p.Q.g.Q-g.Q-pow.--g.Q-g.-q.Q-pe...Q-Q.--q..-5.04.00 Where Do You Worka, john? I Pusha! Pusha! Pasha! For the HOME OF GOOD LUMBER Hello 138 Limback Lumber Co. The Reliable Lumber Dealers 200 North Third Street By the Viaduct Q-0.04.,.g.-.q...g...g-Q-Q-0-g-Q..-.1pg-p-.-g---g-Q.Q.--Q-0-5.0.po-po.3.0.5.0-0-45.9.19-Q-Q. Your Family Washing WASH AND IRON THE SEMI WAY IOC Per Lb. Min. 31.00 Royal Laundry Phone 567 OW-O-0-0-5-O..-Q-l-91'-o.g-Q...Q.g.0-3.0-g--.g.o.g.-.p.Q.g.Q.p.4-g.-4-0-q.-.q.-.g.o-q. -g.,...-. Q -.4,-.g..'p-0-m-.q.-.s-om-Q-Q-0-n--4--4.--g.-.g.-...-.g.-.g.-. g.-.,.,.,,,,,, .,.,.,,,.,. ' DEMWAND HUR- C Po IT'S GOOD AND GOOD FOR YOU ' , Manufactured by Cedar Rapids Bottling Works Phone 480 ,Q--.g.Q.g.,.g.-...--9-4.0.g.-.o-Q-g.Q-Q-.4.-.n-Q.9-0.0-Q-Q-1Q.--g---U.--9---g.-.g.....-W CYRUS METCALF Plumbing and Heating Company 617 First Avenue East Phone , !l0iTice 7900 S' 4 Residence 5738-W --g-...q..-mg.1-Q-Q-Q.g-0.3.0.0-Q.g-o-g.o.g.0-Q-Q.g.a-q.QQ.--9.-4.9.0.0.U..-un--,-yup.:-Q-g-Q-gn The J no. Blaul's Sons Co. BBBB 3 LINER Canned Goods--The Best Freezing Temperature' in Vaults at A11 Tinies. Only Air-Cooled Vaults in Eastern Iowa. Prices same as common Storage. Get our prices on repairing and remodelmg. . S. Mitvalsky SL Co. 901-3-5 South Second Street , Phone 477 Storage called for and delivered Q.ponQ.g-Q..-o.g.o.n.o-1-0.0.-.g-0-Q-0.g.Q4q.o-9-0-Q-Q-Q-oqgqvpo-q.0.q.q.g,q--g.--g.q...-.g..- THE F Philip Leibsohn Sz Co. Now Showing Scores cf Smart Froeks For the Sweet Girl Graduate A S Q 25142 S162 Cedar Rapids anal Marion City Railway APPRECIATES TI-IE PATRONAGE OF SCI-1001. CHILDREN Cedar Rapicls and Marion City Railway o.g...g.--mga.-.u.-.u.Q.a-Q-g.-.g.-..-Q.g.-...-.g. Q.-.g.-.p.-.g.'.p.-.g.-.g.-.q.-. .Q-0.mo-3-0-Q.Qu-0.0-Q-D-0-0-Q-pcm-Q-Q-0 LY CH Movnno SERVICE Prompt! Efficient! Dependable! Complete! f'f 1- 'Y-8' 1Y.E2r.1qLug i1-JU Packing-Moving Shipping-Storage TELEPHONE 7100 LYNCH Transfer 8 Storage Co. 419 South Second Street CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA Established 42 Years Ago VYEAFI 5 TANDADD 0 VERA LIS lV60l'6ZOMW6'WA4l2'6!0 C-Ask Your Dealer 5 MARVEL BEAUTTE 9 11 , e PARLORS 2 Latest Frederics Method Q Permanent Wave 5 can 6602 5 Sara. Kegley, Proprietress gzgqq.--g...g...g.Q-g.-.g.-.g...n.q..l.--s-.4 .Q-Q-Q. .Q.--....g-.-mo.u,.-a-Q-n.-.mo-u-Q..-..g.,.g...g...g.. PHONE 4 1 4 1 for ICE Hubbard Ice Company s.--Q..-..a.-.c.--Q.om---u--..-.-o--.p--u--- BUMPING THE BUMPS W'h:1t. is H. detour? Tho roughcst distimec hc- fwevn two points. -Litclwlry Digest. -Q.g.-.....g.o.g.-.g.-.g.Q.g.o-Q.--p.-.m-.u BARTUNEK'S PHARMACY 511 Third Avenue East AX from The Gazette .-.g.....-.g.-.q.-.g.Q.Q.--u-Q-e.--sf-.o.-.l IDEAL GROCERY Staple and Fancy Groceries Free Delivery 511 S. 17th St. Phone 802 J. M. NOON Ring 297 FoRsYTHn's QUALITY GROCERIIE' 1416 'Sixth Avenue East g.-.q.-.g---g.--a.-.s.--no-u-Q.g1-.q..q.o.g.o- AUTOGRAPHS AUTOGRAPHS LwAQfQZQZW5QwWW fAgMMfgZZZWfZ1mMi?j f QQMyfQwfL5JQ,ZQf . ?Mg4gQLU mga, 4?hm44M4JQzQAQ2QZQ4kM I limb GJLLQQM4 -o-u-o-n...-n-..l.o.g-.-u-.- -o--l-o-0-a-a-om-Q-l-on-Q-5-on-on-on,ow-o-l-on-o-Ono-I-of!-O-D0 Q Davis , GABLE LUMBER Manufacturing 5 I CQMPANY y Company 1 Pleating Hemstitching 3 ROOF WELL ESIEESROGK Dress Tailoring 5 Buttons Button Holes 9 5 STEEL POSTS Goat Ralining SP01'12'ing' CEDAR POSTS Pipedi Pockets WIRE FENCE 5 - L e . Office andiYa,rd 3182 SO. Thllfd Street East 408 South 'First Street COpposite the G-as Oificej e Telephone 6120 -+ CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA Phone 123 t 3 -ome-1-Q-pfg-n-omqo-q...g.-.q..-3-Qu-Q.vga-Qgygm-Q-q---l-om-..0-o-l-o-t-0-l'0-Ivo-I-0-no Health Builder I-IUTCI-IINSON'S Ice Cream is a health food because it is a milk product. Milk contains lime, ab- ---: V,-4: X - fri - i n ' 'Ah ' -' i -V-slim' 'tz,a 'f-:e:.sr-'e2,etf1 'i'- X . frffA:np,'5T'f?a-ui 5' -55.14 ,. 7 , fL1.,'u-.-I wg, f-qw. ,qu gwjbl: :.' , lp. Y 1 ,N .' in z T .fc -- 'fl' ,X Y.: ., Q L , N Q. G-,v?,g.1 . rm A ,-r solutely necessary for the child 'S X 5 health ' ' teeth and bones, and is equally as ,Fig-5-'EV good for the adult. Lime is one Msg, . Q of the necessary articles of food in which the average human diet fM - ? is most deficient. Ice Cream is rich in lime and good for your children. ' It contains the best proteins obtainable. Proteins build muscle and tissues in growing ehildren and repair them for the growneups. Ice Cream has butter-fat and sugar, that gives energy and vigor to body and brain. It is rich in the vitamins. These are essential to promote growth in children and vitalize the system of adults. FOR SALE BY ALL DEALERS pow... -..g..q... -ova-Q-q.-.g.-.g.o.gfQ.g.-.g...g.-.g..-3...p.-.g.--pon.--s-g.mQ.n.o.g,..q