McIndoes Academy - Spitfire Yearbook (McIndoes, VT)

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1C42Ezf?3 QSiiHMi4444444444444464444d44dd44444444444444444444444M44444AM4444i4QAAAAAAAKMAAKAAJ nHow Stupid Can Anyone Be?!n nSo you want to take piano lessons, huh? well then, lets get right down to business--no, wait a minute-first of all--what's your name? Oh, you haven't got one? Now, listen here, young fella, I don't put up with any of this wise-guy stuff, understand? A11 right, now, as I was saying--whats your name? Oh, Sonny, huh? How cute! All right now, wipe that smirk off your face. How old are you? Old enough to know better, did you say? Now thats not even funny, I should have been old enough to know better than be a piano teacher, but anyways, lets be serious about this, How old are you? Oh, ten, huh? Okay, thats settled, now sit down at the piano--hey! wait a minute, I said the piano not the sewing machine--whats the matter with you, anyway, don't you know the difference between a piano and a sewing machine? Okay, now see all those keys? There's 88 in all, but you don't use them all. why not? well, ah-ah, well, you don't thats all--quit asking silly questions, will ya? You'd think I was playing teacher to a quiz kid or something. Who's idea was it to have you take piano lessons, anyway, you Mother? Yup, just as I thought--sounds just like a woman--now you just go over there and study yourself in the mirror--see?--now anyone can tell by just look- ing at that stupid face of yours that you haven't got a drop of music in you--but anyway--thats beside the point--lets get back to the piano. Now this middle note right here is C. No, not see-its C, you knowA,B,C,Coh, brotherD,now the next one is D and the next are E,F, G,A,B,C. See it ends in C, too. what?! you say you didn't come here to learn the alphabet? well, you thick-headed, numb-skulled, little brat, thats part of learning to play the piano. Oh--so you'v had enough of this? Well, so have I! You what? You're not my new pupil- Who are you? You're just delivering my paper?ll Get out! Get outll Edith Paye '53 HNo Can Don I'm no good at making poems, As you will all agree. why you asked me to in the first place, Is more than I can see. But as you know, I'll do my best Although it is a worry. I'll have to get this off my mind, Because I'm in a hurry. I've got to study science, and A lot of civics, too. If I don't get it done on time, I'll blame it all on you. Marilyn Hately -55 QVDLNLDUUDNDDUNDEDDUMBDDDDUDDVULD9DDlDDDMUDDDVDDNLDVDDLIDDD!LDDVDDDDDVDVDVDNDDDUDDD

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