McGuffey Foundation High School - Reflector Yearbook (Oxford, OH)

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ll 'gil H H ll il ll ll ll Il il i aQQy and Company Presented by the Senior Class May 8, 1931. Characters: Stephen . . . . . Jack Byrne Cynthia . . . Ruth Guiler Sally . . Mary Frances Fogarty Iva . . . C Ruth Schonwald Dora . . Sylvia Shinkle Mrs. Plinkett Cecilia J owdy Mrs. Appelby . Helena Kolb Hetty . . Alice Williams Emma . . Jean Shocke Charles . Mark Foster Jack . Calvin Skinner Mary Brooks Abbie Halter George . Raymond Smith Rev. Moss . Stanley Roberts l 7 ll ll Il ll l li I 1 Il Q

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ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll lb I, Lucille Schriever, will my natural curls to Virginia Henry. I, Ruth Guiler, leave my general all-around giggling ability to Bill Schonwald. I. Dorthy Clark, do will my interest in that green roadster to Marney Bee Keene. I, Ruth Curry. do hereby give, devise, and bequeath my baby face to Harold Carter. Ig Sylvia Shinkle, will my perpetually sunny smile to Max- ine Elliot. I, Cecilia Jowdy, leave my cute little stutter to Nina Car- michael- I, William Schuler, do bequeath my talent for handshaking to Marion Truster. . I, Marcia Tilley, do hereby will my noisy conversation to Peg Evans. I, Jean Shocke, do bequeath my vacant and pensive mood to John Duerr. I, Alice Williams, do will my ability to play the biano to Ernest Myers. I, Edna I-Iutchisson, do bequeath my ability to starve to Fern Hornung. I, Mary Frances Fogarty, do will my stage talents to Sieg- linde Handschin. I, Alice Schriever, hereby bequeath my talent for loud con- versation to Pearl Widau. I, Lucille Ross, leave my dignity to Anna Wagner. I, Helen Widau, do will my scholastic prowess to Jimmy Taylor. I, Ruth Schonwald, bo bequeath my characteristic grin to. Mead Bradner. ' I, Melvin McKay, leave the honor of being the tiniest fel- low in the Senior Class to Arthur Robinson. I, Abie Roberts, do hereby bequeath my ability to wise- crack in class to Bud Roudebush. ' Signed this thirtieth day of May. 1931. The class of '31, Witnessesz- P. M. Corl C. S. Bunger I9 ll -'Il ll ll ll ll Il ll ll ll Q

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ll ll il ll If ll ll ll ll il - Y H11-I Prophecy for The Class of l93l by p in the year l95l ' Sylvia Shinkle:- After years of persevering chemical re- search, Sylvia Shinkle, S.O.S., F.O.B., C.O.D., and P.D.I. of Harvard, has finally been successful in, makinga most startling discovery of a new element, Shinkoguffey, which has replaced aspirin, gasoline, and floor mops. She admits that her success is due to the excellent teaching of Mr. Theodore P. Long of the William,McGuffey High School faculty. Jack Byrnez- Jack, the former conscientious papa of all McGuffey dramatics, now has real troubles similar to those of his counterpart, Mr. Bates of Sally and Co. Mr. Byrne's daughter is now engaged to Al Capone, Jr., who has followed his successful father's footsteps. Papa Byrne is on the verge of a nervous breakdown as no Sally Dawson appears as sleuth to help him out. i i Abbie Halterz- Following the traditions of her sex, Abbie found, after a few years with Ernie, that she had married the wrong member of the Myers family. She promptly divorced her fond husband and is now happily married to Keith. Her name is still Myers. Roy Norrisz- Roy Norris is one 'of the most prosperous men in the United States. He has carried on scientific research on his extensive estate in southern California for several year, and has produced many new vegtables and friuts, to say nothing of his collection of flowers which is said to contain some of the rarest specimens in the world. Mr. Norris's genius is considered far superior to that of the former botanist Burbank. Elizabeth Hendricksz- Miss Hendricks hasfrecently published a book based upon her personal experiences obtained while in high school, entitled The Fundamentals of the English Lang- uage. . I Calvin Skinner:- After years of excellent medical training : and service, Dr. Skinner has suddenly cast aside his physician's satchel, and is now slinging a wicked bat with the St. Louis Cardinals. Cal. says he is having more to eat now. Zl Q JI ur u n n u u ll- '1l n