McGuffey Foundation High School - Reflector Yearbook (Oxford, OH)

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SllE5lINllIlDllR Wdllllblllo HE Senior Class has come to the conclusion that it would not be fair to leave McGuffey without giving the Juniors something to help them through next year. As a direct result of this agreement we have made this last will and testament of the Senior Class to go into effect September 1, 1930. Bert Harris bequeaths his ability to chew gum to Jack Byrne so he can chew two packs at once. Laurence Kirkpatrick not knowing anything else which he will not be needing next year, has decided to give Victor Morrical the captaincy of the McGuIfey football team. Pauline Cisch leaves her French books and vocabulary to Ruth Guiler. Arnold Singleton leaves his way with the ladies to Herman Kolb Bill Shideler is determined to give Stanley Roberts his front seat py Miss Corl's desk. Lucille Tharp her Upleasingly plump figure to be divided between Sylvia Shinkle and Mary Frances Fogarty. Miriam Guiler leaves her exellent penmanship to be used by Lucille Schriever, Vada Bourne leaves her studious yet fun loving nature to Alice Schriever. l'at Roudebush leaves his Ford to Raymond Smith to drive to school next year. Opal Flint gives her poetic talent to be of benefit to Dorthy Clark. Pauline Corso leaves her artistic inclinations to Ruth Schonwald. Roberta McCreary wills her basketball skill to Elizabeth Hendricks so she may be star forward next year. lna May Shephard leaves her little fits of temper to any spunkless Juni- or who needs them. Elwood Denton leaves his great and famous hand-shaking ability to the whole class. Frank Marquis gives his highly nonchalant and independent air to John Du Vall. Herschel Bess leaves his good voice to William Schuler. Ruth Strohmier leaves her amiable nature to Alma Wolnitzek. Alice Robbins gives her petite swagger to Abbie Halter. Howard Goldsmith leaves all of his books, pens, pencils, glasses, and his studious appearance to Calvin Skinner so he can have some chance of being a shining light. Stanley Kunkle leaves his Ford to Charles Ogden in order that he may take the Mc Guffey girls for rides next year. fag: Viola Tharp really thinks, after much hard study, that Ruth Curry would Continued on page fifty-four Uri. 1' I 11e1Lty-Oriel

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' SENIOR PROPHECeYj Contini1iedW if We're usingatext written by Frank Marquis, Proffessor of Physics at Yale. He was one of the shining lights of the McGuffey Physics Class. His inseparable companion Bill Shideler, has made a name for himself as World's Black-Jack Champion. And, just guess whom I heard over the radio, last night-George Chappars! He's gone into partnership with the historic pair Amos ,n Andy . Pa.zline Corso is designing dresses for Worth, too. Such achievement! And, for the benefit of you boys, Oddessa Anderson, and Ruth Stromier have a beauty parlor at Bath,lndiana. All of us go there for our permanent waves. Have you noticed, though, how popular Anna Hawkins ' cartoons are? Nearly every big newspaper is featuring them. Clarence Roberts, they say, is turning out as a big politican, and he gives the credit for all his ex- poits to the teaching of Mr. Bunger. While we're on the Subject, Marian Guiler is making 'soap box ' speeches, advocating 'more rights for woman ' . She ' s so convincing that she has won the attention of the president himself. But, have you heard of the wonderful work of Senator Dennison is doing with the 4 - H clubs. They say he was elected solely for the stand he made for the agricultural interests. They say, too, that 'D' Singleton is going to run for president on a platform of 'bigger, better, and more frequent vacations, and promises to set 'the example' if he is elected. I have some theater tickets for the performance of Burt Harris. You know, he has conquered all of the big cities with his clog dances. Did you hear what a great future they predicted for Donna Sylvester? She married Clarence Roberts while they were in Miami, but she is going on with her career, and helping him with his. At last an operetta has been written that has been well received by Mc- Guffey audiences. Pauline Cisch 'up and done it' when she wrote 1VlaGw,q??:y Knights. But what's Roberta McCreary doing? Why Roberta's head dietician at the Ft. Hamilton Hospital. Vada Bourne is a nurse there, too. And 'Larny' Kirkpatrick, you know Mr. Bunger was always so fond of him, has written a book, based on his own experiences, Why Girls Fall For Big Athletes. I really ought to go, but - - GREAT GUNS! Who is that motorcycle speed-demon? Oh,that's Alice Robbins. You see,tbe patients at the Retreat are allow- ed to ride bicycles abont town, aud she has the responsible position of round- ing them up when necessary . I wonder if we'll ever be famous - ---- well, goodbye . C P11 ge twevi t ill

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