McEwen High School - Bagpipes Yearbook (Athena, OR)

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. . . Tk Pxopfi Cy C1m$ ofo 1961 Let us look into the future when the senior class of 1961 has gathered for their class reunion. First, however, let us make our apologies to the world for placing such a group on the shoulders of a nation that has thusfar survived fire, war, civil conflict and tornadoes, yet has never experienced such a happening as the class of '61. The first person we meet is Marilyn Lieuallen Calhoun who has been to a convention for Air Force wives held at Adams. She was the chairman of the Greenland delegation. Stopping in to say hello are Miss Susan McEwen who is now conducting the New York Philharmonic Orchestra. With her is Lynn Whit- acre, the famous fortuneteller of the world. Over by the punch bowl is that man about the fashion circles, Roger Roth. He recently introduced the sweatshirt tuxedo in flashy colors of purple and orange. Talking to Rog A1 is the noted Certified Public Accountant Bill Beebe. It is rumored that Bill invented a machine that can balance all figures. Here comes Nick Simpson, the dentist, who has made a fortune putting braces on the teeth of hippopotamuses. With Nick is Dr. David Scott, the world reknowned physicist who brought about the atomic bubble gum that gives you a radiant personality. Galloping in on that wooden rocking horse is Judy Johnson who now manages the Umapine Dance Hall. Here's Coach Dave Harden of the Adams Dirty Sox who just this year won the national football championship. The coach is escorting Sharon Zo- nich who is presently manufacturing Corral No. 5 perfume which is made from horse eyelashes. There's Marvin Nichols, a noted hair stylist who is modeling the Nichols Roll, an offshoot of the French Roll. Talking to Marv is Carlene Woodward who shocked the world by becoming an international gambler witl? the twenty cents she bet on the outcome of the inter-class competition contest during her junior year. Over by the swimming pool are Karen Tinsely and Pamela Sincleir. They are both managing secretaries in the many offices of the Wayne Richards Lumber Company. He has found a way to produce boards out of com- pressed tumbleweeds. As we wander up the walk to the main house, we see Ina Black, the oil tycoon. Ina struck oil in South Africa after graduation from McEwen High School and is now retired. Here's our host Mike Dunlap. Mike purchased this estate following a prosperous tennis tour of the southern states. Over tipping by the punch bowl is Gina LaVoom. She is the former Linda White who has spent her time sweeping Hollywood off its feet with her long blond hair. Miss LaVoom recently starred in the magnificent I Was a Teen-Age Gum Drop Thief. She also played the lead in Murder in the Linen Closet. As we enter the dining room we meet John Gibson and Gerry Grimes. John is now the owner of the Gibson Sofa Company. Gerry is the owner of the dog freight line in Alaska. Lorre Hiatt is presently on husband no. thirteen and is residing in an English castle. Lorre is enjoying a chat with Sharlet Smith. Sharlet Smith and her husband are the owners of a service station chain but are having trouble getting cars to come to Mexico. The last graduates we see are Nan Coppock and Sally Christopher. Nan is now explaining the Coppock theory on anti-magnetic areospace forces on Pluto. Sally is touring the southwest with her string of race horses. She started the business by running her horse Flint for five dollar bets and has gone on to win the Kentucky Derby several times. The horse she has entered this year is Guitar String and is strongly favored. As we sit down to dinner we look back on our four years at McEwen High School and hope that we weren't too unbearable. Once again our apologies go to the world for such an incident as the class of '61.

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Last Will cu T ixmj tk Class 1961 I, Bill Beebe, will my ability to be reserved and to keep my mouth shut to Peggy Funk who has dire need of it. I, Ina Black, will my happy temperament to Sue Tinsley who always fights with the boys. I, Sally Christopher, will my height to the Hewitt twins so they can play basketball. I, Nan Coppock, will the many defects of my car to Harold Youncs in hopes that he can combine them and make something that runs better than the pickup he has now. I, Mike Dunlap, will my sheep's clothing to any McEwen wolf who may need it. I, John Gibson, will my girl friends to Gary Moore who thinks he already has many. I, Gerald Grimes, will my top grades to Gary Roden who will be ruined if he accepts. I, Dave Harden, will my ability to go with many girls to Mike Shields who goes with one. I, Lorre Hiatt, will my ability to provide my own ride to Odessa Larch who needs it. I, Judy Johnson, will my victories in arguments with Mrs. Simpson to Odessa Larch who has tried but has never won. I, Marilyn Lieuallen, will my ability to stay engaged to Sharon Schneider who can't. I, Susan McEwen, will my music career to Peggy Funk whose hair resembles Beethoven's. I, Marvin Nichols, will my curly hair to Mr. Simpson who gets frequent colds. I, Wayne Richards, will my big mouth to Doug McEwen so he can chew more bubble gum. I, Roger Roth, will my ticket to the Umapine Dance to Tony Elder who trys to sneak in. I, Nick Simpson, will my nicknames to Joy Ashcroft as they fit him better anyway. I, Pamela Sincleir, will my out-of-town boy friends to Eileen Chase who likes them. I, David Scott, will my flaming red face when I get embarrassed to Denny Widener who always looks that way. I, Sharlet Smith, will my ability to get married so young to Sharon Stack who needs it. I, Karen Tinsley, will my false teeth to Mrs. Simpson who now has a good start. I, Lynn Whitacre, will my I's in physics and trig to Jim Blackwell who tries SO hard but can't succeed. I, Linda White, will my lovely hair to Mr. Hansen who sports the wool-over-eye look. I, Carlene Woodward, will my librarian job to anyone who is able to figure it out. I, Sharon Zonich, will my worries about dating, dieting, among other things to Floyd Shock who never worries about anything.

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President - David Scott Vice President - Sharon Zonich Treasurer - Lorre Hiatt Class Rep. - Karen Tinsley Sergeant-at-Arms - Marvin Nichols Secretary - Carlene Woodward (not pictured)