McCray Dewey High School - Trojan Yearbook (Troy, IL)

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l l WIT and WISDGM l Several sludenls and leachers were being enler- lained al luncheon in +he domeslic science room. Bobby Kunkel whispering 'ro Mr. Brucker: My plale is damp. Mr. Brucker: Hush, 'rha+'s your soup. Y W X Miss Baker: You missed my class yeslerday, didn r you? Bud Kamm: Noi in lhe leasl, ma'm, nol in lhe leas+. X Pk W Jack Weir: l see you have a sign, We aim lo please. Barber: Yes, lhal is our mo'r+o. Jack Weir: You should 'rake a lillle lime off for larger praclicef' lil lk lk Wealher forecasl-Tomorrow snow followed by li++le boys wilh sleds. lk lk Ill The waifer was laking fhe order of a prelly girl who was accompanied by a florid. podgy, middle- aged man. And how aboul lhe lobs+er? 'rhe wailer in- quired. ' Oh. he can order whalever he likes, Came lhe slarfling reply. Policeman: Lady, don'l you know lhis is a safely zone? Doris Forberg: Ol course-'rha+'s why l drove in here. ik Ik lk Kennelh Ackerman: Papa, l ain'l' gol no buffer. Papa: Donald, correcl your bro+her. Donald llooking over inlo Kenne+h's plalelr Yes you is. FII lk Ik Miss Baker: Whal' is wrong wifh lhis senlence? 'Girls is nalurally beller looking fhan boys.' Omar l-lamplonz Girls is arlifically beHer look- ing lhan boys. Y X if Miss Sims was spending her holidays on a farm. Farmer's Wife: This cow gives fifleen quarls of milk a day. Miss Sims- And 'rhis one? Farmer's Wife-- Thar one gives only six quads. Miss Sims: Oh, l see-a beginner? S ! 3 Miss Baker: Wha+ do you consider lhe grealesl achievemenl of 'rhe Romans? Gene Adams: Speaking Lalin.