McCray Dewey High School - Trojan Yearbook (Troy, IL)

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I I Mr. Brucker: lf your mofher gave you a big apple and a liffle apple and fold you fo give one fo your brofher, which one -would you give him? Marvin Sfock: Do you mean my big brofher or my liffle brofher? lk lk lk Neighbor: Where's your sisfer. Gladys? Gladys Loyef: Oh, she's in fhe house playing a duef. I finished my parf firsff' lk lk ll Mearl W.: Poefry should be wriffen on one side of fhe paper only, shouldn'f if? Miss Baker: Thai depends on +he poefry. Lofs of if shouldn'+ be wriffen on eifher side. It li Ik Peggy Moclene: Why do you wear such loud socks? Bill Lewis: I iusf hafe 'ro have my feef going fo sleep in class. lk lk lk Mr. Fisher: Whaf 'do we call a person who goes on falking when people are no longer in+eresfed? Roy Wiffmann: A feacherf' W if lk Ari Hanfelder lfaking car 'ro garage on Monday morningl: Do you do repairing here? Garage Owner: Yeah, buf we don'f do manu- fac'Iuring. lk lk il Jerry Schmiff: You remind me of fhe sea. Dick Murphy: Because I'm wild, resfless, and roman'ric? Jerry S.: No, because you make me sick. if if SY Miss Herron: l'll open fhe 'windows and I wan+ all of you fo si+ up s+raighf and fhrow ouf your chesfs. Dorofhy Snow: lf you could have 'Iwo wishes, whaf would They be? Bonnie Becker: WelI, l'd wish for a husband. Dorofhy Snow: Thaf's one. Bonnie Becker: And fhen l'd save 'rhe ofher till I saw how he Turned ouf. lk 4 Ik Mr. Kefring: BeHy Jane, whaf are The fhree words mosf used among high school sfudenfs? Beffy Jane: I don'f know. M r. Kefringz Correct W 'l ll Margy Thomas: How is hash made, Miss Sims? Miss Sims-- Made! Why, hash isn'f made: if accumulafesf' i i l Freshman: Excuse me-could you fell me fhe way fo fhe lecfure hall? Senior: 'Fraid I can'f: I'm a sfudenf myself. 3 3 K Kenny Engelingz -Aren'f you afraid fhe birds will eaf your seeds? You oughf fo puf up a scarecrowf' Kenny Loyef: Oh, if's nof worfh if. There's al- ways one of us in fhe garden. W if li LaVerne Schlemerz I am sorry I freafed you like I did lasf week, Gene. Gene Sfeinz Oh, fha+'s all righf honey, I saved 53.00 -while we weren'f speaking. 1 Y W Some say fhal' Miss Herron wrofe fhe edifor ol a weekly magazine saying 'rhaf if any more jokes appear abouf fhe Confederafes, she'd quif bor- rowing fhe magazine.