McComb High School - Momento Yearbook (McComb, OH)

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SENIOR CLASS WILL We, the Senior Class of McComb High School, county of Hancock, state of Ohio, in the year of our Lord, nineteen hundred and fifty -eight,having been found in sound mind and body, after twelve years of feudin', fussin', and fightin' , find it necessary to dispose of our unforgetable traits and priceless possessions, declare our last will and testament. To the school - we leave our fond memory and a huge Bermuda onion, so they can more easily shed the tears we know are in their hearts at the thought of our departure. To the Juniors - we leave our dear old homeroom QMr. Detamore goes with ity sorry kids every senior must go through through the same torture. To the Sophomores - we leave our well used American History book but remember you must learn to appreciate Mr. Ensign's intelligent jokes. , To the Freshmen - we leave our great ability to make money. But you must start now or you won't make it any farther than Shawtown on your class trip. I I, Mary Ellen Adams, hereby bequeath my ability to argue with Mr. Detamore to Jo Fran Ferrell. But remember never give up until the fight is won! I, Fred Altsaetter, will my great ability for talking back to J. B. and always getting away with it, to Jerrv Pierce. But please Jerry remember you're not as big as I am. I, Connie Brickman, will my ability to go steady with three boys at the same time to Bonnie Newcomer. But remember Bonnie do as I do, keep them far apart we want no blood-shed. I, Kenneth Bryan, will my great stature to Jim Edie so he can be the tallest one in the band instead of the shortest one on the football team. I, Ruthann Buchanan, bequeath my majorette whistle to Jan Brickman, hoping the kids will giver her more attention than they did me. I, Bill Davis, will my determination to get through school or bust to Gene Stoepfel, chin-up old boy it's not that bad. I, Barbara Ewing, will my ability to grow long fingernails to Marlene Mapes, so she will have an always handy letter opener. I, Bill Foltz, bequeath my drawing skill to Mr. Ammons so his future students can make out his illustrated exams. I, George Franks, hereby bequeath my tap dancing ability to John Stanfield. So he too can thrill audiences around the world. I, Mary Haughn, leave my empty seat in Chemistry to my little brother Ronnie. Be patient Miss Painter, there's only one more. I, Brenda l-Iolladay, hereby bequeath my naturally blonde hair to all the girls in the sophomore class since Gentlemen Prefer Blondes ! I, Anita Kurtz, hereby bequeath my slim trim figure to Scott Rader so he won't have to spend all his money on ' RDX tablets. I, Ruth Leader, hereby will my great liking for getting up in the wee hours to study my Government to Don Kepling. But remember Don that mean's home from Darlene's before ten! ' I, Jack Myers, bequeath my naturally curly hair to anyone who is sick of nightly pinups. I, Jan Nigh, will my changing moods to anyone who feels he is capable of upholding my old traditions. I, Ralph Nigh, hereby will my three day school week to Gary Geren so he'll only have three days a week to fight with Mr. Steed. I, Roger Orwick, bequeath my attractiveness for girls to Charles Eberly so he won't have to read the dictionary for entertainment. ' I, Mary Ann Parker, will my quietness to Becky Shoop. Please, Becky, don't ruin my reputation. I, Don Phillips, hereby will my position as president of McComb's Wolf Club to Junior Shafer, but remember the president must be the biggest and best. ' I, Hobson Rader, bequeath my ability to stay one step ahead of the law to Don Lora. You'1l have to work hard, Don, I'm afraid I did have an advantage over you! W I, Rosie Rader, will my great liking to give long speeches in front of enormous audiences to anyone who wants to overcome stage fright. Why kids there's nothing to it! I, Phyllis Rozelle, hereby leave all the chewing gum in McComb School to Mrs. Spitzer so she can keep it under lock and key! I, Sandra Shafer, bequeath my hot rod to Harold Varner providing he treats it as ldid: never under sixty and always a mad man behind the wheel. 17

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1. Garter troubles, Mary Ann? 2. Smiling pretty 3. Cozy in the hay 4. Aren't we cute 5. Janet 6. Ughy Boo 7. Jerry 8. Its good! 9. Nature Boy Nigh 10. Mary Ellen and Ruth 11. Bathing Beauty 12 Mary Ann 13. Aren't I cute 14. Jim Edie 15. Caught in the act. 16. Sleeping beauties 17. Ride'm cowboy 18. Kay?? CONGRATULATIONS SENIORS FROM THE McCOMB TILE WORKS 16

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I, Joleen Shank, hereby will my obnoxious giggle to Ronnie Pendleton providing he is always heard and never seen as I was. I, Jerry Smith, will my position in Cap's Restaurant to anyone who thinks he can fry an egg without breaking the shell. I, Frank Sterling, hereby will my combat boots to Mr. Ensign providing he promises to wear them all the time. Just think kids he'll never sneak up on us again! I, Dale Smith, hereby will my great liking for drive-in movies to anyone who doesn't particularly want to see the picture show anyway. I, Mary Stoepfel, bequeath my booming voice to Joyce Campbell seeing how very badly she needs it! I, Marvin Tate, will my sister's well-used bookkeeping workbook to Floyd Rader so he can keep ahead of his class like I did. I, Suzanne Wade, hereby will my ability to do the Duck Wack Relay in gym class and always win to Virginia Leader so she can have the winning team! I, Linda Wagner, hereby will my violent temper to Mr. Steed so he will have some means for quieting down his study hall! I, Rosie Wasson, will my long silky hair to Roberta Harden so Dennis will have something to run his fingers through. The foregoing instrument was on the date thereof signed, sealed, published, and declared by the Senior Class of 1958 as and for its last will and testament, in the presence of us, who upon request, here unto set our names as witnesses. Brenda Holladay Roger Orwick Mary I-laughn Ruthann Buchanan Fred Altstaetter Queen Mary riding to her Coronation, Jack Myers congratulating Mary Stoepfel. CONGRATULATIONS T0 THE CLASS OF 1958 - HARMON'S 18